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00:20الآخر قيدما
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00:21لست سوك
00:22تتفوق علىين
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00:53هناك هو نيزاً
00:54مميزيك
00:57اهلت مجددا
00:58كان لهم مجدداً
01:00مجدداً، مجدداً
01:01حلتفى المساعدة
01:02ومجدده
01:03اجده
01:04اجده، اهل مجدداً
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01:23مات بك؟ لم تسمع لي مهدًا ؟
01:25سأسنت لن اتطرق طلبا لن يعينه بأنك لا يمكنك فتلك اللعب
01:29لن نتوم بي بالجب أن يتزدعي انك سفاجه
01:33مات بي準كم مالتمين أتكساً
01:34لن دعينها بي dif Laney
01:36لن نتوم بي بالجب أن يتزدعي انك سفاجه
01:41مات بي
01:42تفهمت بيجرد، بيجرد، اما التي أنا أردته
01:47لايقب، بي
01:48لايقب
01:48Oh my God. Is that me? Oh God. Oh, oh, oh really? Oh, I see. I see. It takes you
01:54two hours to find a little black boy, and then you're here in two seconds when I accidentally steal a
01:59clutch. Well, you know what? I'm keeping it. That's right. I'm keeping it.
02:08I thought our son was gone. I am not spanking him. Look, Pops used to spank me with a Hot
02:19Wheels track for sport. That's how he got his name Pops. You'd just be sitting there minding your own business
02:23and then out of no place. Pops, for no good reason.
02:26You're not listening to me. Okay, this is very serious. This hiding thing has got to stop, and Jack needs
02:31to be taught a lesson.
02:32Well, if you want to spank him so bad, why don't you do it yourself? Because you're the spanker, Dre.
02:36I did it one time. One more than me.
02:39That's because you were eight months pregnant with the twins, and you said if you spanked him, you would go
02:42into labor. Well, it's not my fault that you have no idea how the human body works.
02:46Oh, I can't do it again. Spanking Junior put me in the bed for three days. He shed that one
02:53tear like Denzel and Glory, and I cried like Whoopi in color purple.
02:56But that's not the point, because we said that we would punish him, and we need to follow through.
03:01No, you promised. Now you want me to follow through.
03:04Okay, I feel like you're blaming me for this.
03:06I am blaming you for this. Bo, it's your fault.
03:11I can still remember Junior's face the day I spanked him. I just hope the memory of that whooping has
03:17faded.
03:18It was the Thursday of a leap year. The air was crisp. The sky was blue, and the belt was
03:26black.
03:26I don't want to hear anymore.
03:28Not even about the color of my tears? They were red.
03:31Ah!
03:32Okay, don't be mean. He's scared.
03:34He should be. It's terrifying.
03:36I mean, not for me. I'm too old to be spanked. I've aged out.
03:40Where'd you hear that, Junior?
03:42Well, I mean, I'm 13 now. That means I'm out of the whooping window.
03:45Yeah, but you still have an ass, don't you? That means you're still in the window.
03:50My research shows we have legal options. Emancipation. Extrication. If all else fails, relocation.
03:57Damn, Diane. I wish I had you when I divorced Grandma. I might have held on to my Lincoln.
04:02You're just messing with me, right? I mean, nobody's gonna spank a ninth grader, right?
04:06What's age got to do with it? I spanked your daddy when he came home in the summer from college.
04:10He was all, oh, I'm in college now. Listen to how smart my mouth is. I was like, pop!
04:15Okay, come on, pops. We all know no one spanks anymore.
04:18Oh, and look who's sitting there all cocky, thinking she's safe because she's a girl.
04:22A whooping don't care what you are. An ass is an ass is an ass is an ass.
04:30Pop!
04:33As pops continued to make a strong case for why he shouldn't be left alone with children,
04:38I started to wonder where everyone else came down on spanking. Was I the only one dealing with this?
04:43So it's really a campaign that focuses on what's important. Light bulbs and family.
04:51Okay, speaking of family, I have a question. Were any of you spanked as kids?
04:56Sure was. My dad used to have a Rob Roy then beat me with his dress shoe.
05:00You know, my mom used to put rings on just to spank me.
05:03My mom used to crack me in the skull with a rolling pin.
05:06Good Lord, that's horrible.
05:08Indian ones are smaller, but still it was a rolling pin.
05:11My parents didn't believe in spanking, and I turned out awesome.
05:15Hey, what do they do to kids in China?
05:17Uh, no idea. I grew up in Torrance and I'm Korean.
05:20Who thinks they were better off being spanked?
05:23Oh, amen.
05:23I do, definitely. And this country is losing ground because we're no longer spanking.
05:27Our kids are last in everything.
05:29It's true. All the countries that are beating their kids are beating our ass.
05:33Well, I'm convinced.
05:34I'm going to spank my son.
05:36That's a terrible idea.
05:37Whoa, whoa, whoa. Now, wait a minute. You were talking about your own child?
05:41Yes.
05:42Which one?
05:42The big one or the little one?
05:43The little one.
05:44Oh, come on.
05:44Not Jack. He's our favorite.
05:46What are you, a monster?
05:48I thought you guys were all for spanking.
05:50In the abstract, yeah, but you don't hit your own child. Who does that?
05:54Yeah, we don't live in China.
05:56No offense, Tanya.
05:58Was I a monster? Was I wrong for even considering spanking my kid?
06:03Babe, you wouldn't believe how they turned on me when they heard that I was going to hit Jack.
06:07It's not up to them. It's our decision.
06:10Hey, well, look, if you wanted to beat the boy so bad, you should have beat him while you were
06:14at the store.
06:14All right, yeah, yeah, there were shoes, there were hangers, an array of belts.
06:18Well, I couldn't do it at the store. There were people everywhere.
06:20What do you think the dressing rooms are for? They're private little beating booths.
06:25Look, you missed your moment, Bo.
06:26You just need to admit it. You don't want to be the bad guy.
06:29I don't want to be the bad guy.
06:31I don't even like taking the last shrimp at a party, and you know how much I love crustaceans.
06:35Oh, you do love crustaceans.
06:37Look, I think I can get the same message across if I just give him a stern talking to.
06:48So, you're not going to get a whooping. Dad's just going to talk to you.
06:52Yes, to talk? That's nothing. I could do this standing on my head.
06:56I told you that was soft.
07:01So, what should I wear to the whooping?
07:03Black, because it's a somber occasion? White, because you're whipping virgin ass?
07:07I'm not whooping Jack, Pops. All right?
07:09I'm going to sit down and have a sensible, intelligent conversation with my son.
07:14Diane is right. You are soft.
07:18Has anyone seen Jack? You can't find him anywhere.
07:20Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
07:21I know.
07:22Jack! Get out of here now!
07:24Jack!
07:25He's not upstairs!
07:27He's not under the dining room table.
07:29He's not in the guest house.
07:31I'm looking in the oven. I've totally lost it.
07:34Jack!
07:34I found his backpack outside.
07:36What? Outside?
07:38Maybe, maybe he got snatched. I mean, people are crazy.
07:40See? This is what I went through at the store.
07:42Yeah, but now it's different. It's me.
07:44Aw, damn it, Jack!
07:46He was so cute, so full of promise.
07:48He was my favorite.
07:52Oh, sorry, guys.
07:55Gotcha! Here I am! You couldn't find me!
07:58Dad, you walked right by me three times.
08:02I thought you could hear me giggling, but you didn't because you were crying so loud.
08:07What the hell is wrong with you?
08:09You see how much worry you caused in this house?
08:11You know what? I'm about to whip your boy.
08:12Oh, son, son. You don't want to whoop a child just before he goes to school, crying in the car,
08:17tears all over the leather seats.
08:19Good point, pops.
08:21You know what, son?
08:22When I get home, I'm going to whip your behind.
08:26Now you have to think about that all day, about how when I get home, I'm going to whip your
08:31behind.
08:32Okay, let's go.
08:33Come on, we're going to your room.
08:34You think about that all day, young man.
08:36You hear me, mister?
08:37That's my boy.
08:42So I was resolved to whip that boy, but little did I know there was a conspiracy afoot.
08:48Okay, we have to figure something out.
08:51I'm back in the whooping window.
08:53Jack, reopen my window.
08:54Yeah, you really messed it up for all of us.
08:56Why did you hide again?
08:58Because I'm a really good hider.
09:00Our only hope is for a gubernatorial pardon.
09:04Why is she like this?
09:05Just tell us what you mean.
09:08Mom can save us.
09:10Duh.
09:10So what do I have to do?
09:14I got it.
09:16Now tell me what you see.
09:19Me?
09:20Hi, me.
09:22Okay.
09:23Do you not understand what's going to happen?
09:25You are going to get beaten by Dad with a belt.
09:31Ignore him.
09:32Tell me what we should do.
09:34I need this.
09:35Okay.
09:37That face.
09:38That smile.
09:39That afro.
09:40All weapons to use against Mom when you're killing her with cuteness.
09:44Not bad.
09:45So, do you think you can do it?
09:47Are you kidding?
09:48I don't know how not to do it.
09:52Even though I was resolute, forces were trying to break me down.
09:56Okay, guys, look.
09:57If we don't come up with a new marketing strategy in the next 20 minutes, we're going to lose
10:01our client.
10:02And that's $7 million in revenue.
10:04Question.
10:05Yes.
10:06Did you beat your son yesterday?
10:09You did hear me say $7 million in revenue, right?
10:13That is your name on the wall.
10:15So, that's a yes.
10:17You know, I don't think that's appropriate workplace conversation.
10:19but I am whipping my son's ass tonight.
10:23I thought we agreed you weren't whipping your son's ass.
10:25We?
10:26Yeah, we all voted yesterday while you were asleep after lunch.
10:34You know, it may not seem like it, but I am embarrassed by those naps.
10:37But I am not embarrassed by the fact that I'm going to whip my son's ass.
10:42All right?
10:42The kid needs it.
10:43So, I had no support at work, but at least I knew Bo was standing strong.
10:49We can't spank Jack.
10:51What?
10:52We can't spank Jack.
10:54Who got to you?
10:55No one.
10:58Let me help you, Mommy.
11:00Jack, don't cozy up to me.
11:02I'm still angry with you.
11:03Oh, my God, you are wearing a bow tie.
11:06I'm your little man.
11:07I put a spell on you.
11:09Hi, Mommy.
11:11Could we please look at my baby pictures while cuddling on the couch together?
11:15Because you're mine.
11:19Yes, that is your world famous designer I smell.
11:22I love you and your cooking, Mommy.
11:24You're okay.
11:26I'll put a spell on you.
11:34Because you're mine.
11:36Oh, no, no, no, no.
11:37Bo, you can't look in his eyes.
11:38He's like the chupacabra.
11:40I had to.
11:40He said there was something in his eye and there was.
11:42It was one of his long and beautiful eyelashes.
11:44Don't beat him.
11:45Bo, calm down.
11:46Okay.
11:46The boy still thinks hiding is a game and he has to learn his lesson.
11:50Okay.
11:50If we back out now, we might as well go up there and tell our kids that their mommy and
11:53daddy are punk-ass bitches.
11:56You're right.
11:57You're right.
11:58We can do this.
12:02This is going to happen.
12:03The whooping is a go.
12:04Oh, no.
12:06You weren't cute enough.
12:07Impossible.
12:08What are we going to do?
12:12We have one last move.
12:16Dre!
12:18Can I talk to you for a minute?
12:20Yeah, what's up, Pops?
12:21I want to show you something.
12:22Mm-hmm.
12:23Recognize this?
12:24Oh, my God.
12:25Mm-hmm.
12:26Is that that piece of Hot Wheels track you used to beat me with?
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:31You kept that all these years, huh?
12:32Every time I got ready to throw it out, you'd do something stupid.
12:36Oh, yeah.
12:38Relax, son.
12:38I want you to have it.
12:39It's really the perfect thing.
12:41I mean, there's nothing better than beating someone with something they love.
12:44Jack does not love that, Pops.
12:46Hell, kids don't even play with those anymore.
12:48Well, beat them with something I love.
12:50Now, I love this because I used to beat you with it.
12:57Mm.
12:59How many white Russians have you had?
13:01Irrelevant, but a lot.
13:05Okay, now, look, I may need you to block the door
13:08because Jack is real slippery.
13:10All right?
13:10Kind of quick.
13:11Rodent fast.
13:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
13:12Did you just compare our son to a rat?
13:14I didn't say rat.
13:15I said rodent.
13:16Oh.
13:16Which includes your squirrels, your chipmunks, your prairie dolls.
13:19Oh, mm-mm.
13:19They're all so cute.
13:21Like him.
13:22Focus, woman.
13:23Okay, you're right.
13:23Focus.
13:24You're right.
13:26Chupacabra.
13:27Chupacabra.
13:28Also, probably a rodent.
13:29Really, because I heard them.
13:31What are you doing?
13:33Move!
13:34You're not spanking my brother.
13:36What?
13:37Yeah.
13:37You're not spanking her brother.
13:41If you whoop Jack, you have to whoop all of us.
13:46Whoop all four?
13:47Okay.
13:48Um.
13:48Who's going first?
13:49Huh?
13:51Uh-oh.
13:52Junior, you picked a bad day to wear shorts.
13:58I'm serious.
14:00All of you are getting an ass whooping if Jack isn't in my room in five minutes.
14:05Guys, that's like 300 Mississippis.
14:08We better go.
14:10A quadruple ass whooping?
14:12I don't think you have the cardio stamina for that.
14:16Oh, I don't.
14:17Oh.
14:17But it's not going to come to that.
14:18Oh, it's not?
14:19Mm-mm.
14:20Oh.
14:20What do you mean?
14:21You're selling me out?
14:22We're not exactly selling you out.
14:24We created an algorithm to reduce collateral damage.
14:28What does that mean?
14:30We're selling you out.
14:31Even you, Diane?
14:32You're my twin.
14:34Look, friend.
14:35We're not identical.
14:44This is the right thing to do.
14:46Right?
14:51Perfect.
14:56Wait.
14:57I can't wear this.
14:59Ugh.
15:21What the hell?
15:48Dead man walking.
15:53What are you looking at?
15:56Jack, go stand over there.
15:58And all those clothes aren't going to protect you.
16:05I don't think I can do this.
16:07I don't think you should do this.
16:08We were wrong.
16:09I don't think we should reintroduce whooping into this house.
16:12What's the worst thing that could happen if we don't whoop him?
16:18I'm homeless because you didn't whoop me.
16:24What's the worst thing that could happen if we do?
16:29I'm homeless because you whooped me.
16:34So let's not whoop him.
16:35It'd be nice for him to have a dog.
16:37I don't know.
16:39I hate when homeless people have dogs.
16:41I never know who I'm giving my half-eaten sandwich to.
16:43That's true.
16:44Plus, you know what?
16:45I honestly don't think Jack is responsible enough to take care of a dog.
16:48What are y'all talking about?
16:49Quit stalling.
16:50God, I hate this.
16:52It's not who I am.
16:53Well, it's who I am.
16:54I'm going to do you a favor, son.
16:56I'm going to whip him for you.
16:58What?
16:58Bo, get the other children.
16:59I think it's very important that they see this.
17:00Hey, hey, pops.
17:02I'm not going to let you spank my son.
17:07All right.
17:08I'll do it.
17:09Babe.
17:12So this is where we started.
17:14I'm about to whip my kid because I love him and I don't want anything bad to happen to him.
17:20Wait a minute.
17:21How messed up is that?
17:26Sit down.
17:34Look, dude.
17:35You can never hide again.
17:38I know you think it's funny, but you're my little man and it's terrifying.
17:42All right?
17:43You can't do this to me.
17:44Do you understand?
17:47Yes.
17:53Are you looking for hiding places right now?
17:57Yes.
17:58What is wrong with you?
18:00We keep telling you that you can't do this, but yet you keep doing it.
18:05I'm really disappointed in you, Jack.
18:11I didn't mean to disappoint you, Daddy.
18:21Daddy said I disappointed him.
18:23Oh, come here, Poppa, baby boy.
18:25I told you to spank him, not crush his spirit.
18:29Your daddy is a monster.
18:35Oh, no.
18:36It happened.
18:37Whooping's back.
18:38Oh, I'm so screwed.
18:39I'm going to go clean my room.
18:41Yeah, good idea.
18:43I'm going to tell Dad he's handsome and that I love him.
18:47I love you, Dad.
18:49Whoa.
18:51Dad actually did it.
18:54I know, Pop's 50 bucks.
18:59So it turns out I had another tool in my arsenal that's a lot more valuable than a belt.
19:04My opinion.
19:06My kids actually care what I think about them.
19:09Go figure.
19:10Hey, babe.
19:11Hey.
19:13I'm so proud of you.
19:14Yeah?
19:15Yeah.
19:15Thanks.
19:16Spanking's not for us.
19:18No.
19:19No, it is not.
19:20Not unless Jack pulls another stop like this and then I will light that ass up.
19:26Like a Christmas tree.
19:28Oh, no, baby.
19:29Like Vegas from a plane.
19:30Or something else that lights up.
19:35Good one, babe.
19:36I couldn't think of anything.
19:37I see.
19:38Oh, no, no, I got one.
19:39I got one.
19:39Okay.
19:41Like a fireworks display.
19:44Hmm.
19:45Hmm.
19:46Like a milky way.
19:49Babe.
19:49Uh-huh.
19:50We're done doing that.
19:52No, we're done.
19:52No, we're done.
19:56And the beauty of it is you're never safe.
19:59So take this for example.
20:02Looks pretty innocent.
20:03But what am I going to do?
20:04Am I going to whip up some eggs?
20:06Or am I going to whip some ass?
20:09Or this.
20:11Am I going to dry some dishes?
20:14Or am I going to dry some tears?
20:18Your turn.
20:22Hey, am I going to fry some bacon?
20:24Or am I going to cave your skull in?
20:27Yes, lesson over.
20:30What have I done?
20:31Or am I going to fry some eggs?
20:39I'm going to fry some eggs.
20:40I'm going to fry some eggs.
20:40I'm going to fry some eggs.
20:40I'm going to fry some eggs.
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