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00:05I had finally hit my stride as chief of medicine.
00:08I was bonding with the staff.
00:10Okay, mister, it's a new dawn, it's a new day.
00:13Ooh, we got the energy.
00:15Nailing it as a teacher.
00:16Remember when I taught you about the oncotic pressure
00:18and third spacing of fluid in liver patients?
00:22On it.
00:23And keeping up physician morale.
00:27Handful of cake and it ain't even my birthday.
00:29I was born this way, never done one squat.
00:32Oh, I know.
00:32Even Turk's rock-hard tush couldn't knock me off my game.
00:36What the?
00:37Good morning, oldie.
00:39You can imagine my pleasure in shock
00:41to see you haven't yet turned this place
00:43into a spirit Halloween store, kudos.
00:45I'm passing the lowest bar possible.
00:47What are you doing here?
00:48Is it something with me?
00:49I'm incredibly busy, but...
00:50Okay, I've moved some things around.
00:52I'm free now.
00:53Ugh, Perry, is this man bothering you?
00:55Well, but he has been for the better part of 25 years,
00:58and if you must know,
01:00Park and I have dinner plans,
01:01but Pumpkin, relax.
01:03We're gonna stop at Zales afterwards
01:04and get you something gorge.
01:06Oh, I love that.
01:07What piece of jewelry screams daddy issues?
01:10I wouldn't know, Park.
01:11Oh, definitely a belly chain.
01:12Well, if you're missing your daddy,
01:13then I'm thinking a locket.
01:14Ooh, I would love a locket.
01:16Off we go.
01:18Oldie.
01:20Don't worry.
01:20He's gonna look back.
01:21He's gonna look back.
01:22He's gonna look back.
01:22Nope.
01:23He put his arm on his shoulder.
01:25Dude, summon your big doctor energy
01:28and glide away.
01:31Oh.
01:40Turk!
01:42Come back!
01:43I can't!
01:44I'm in my Jamiroquai flow state, baby!
01:50He's so smooth.
01:53I can't do this all on my own.
01:57No, I know.
01:58I'm no Superman.
02:03I'm no Superman.
02:06Since Dr. Cox was here,
02:08I wanted to throw some extra sauce on rounds.
02:11Luckily, I rewatched Independence Day last night.
02:14Mankind.
02:16That word should have extra meaning
02:18for us all today.
02:20Nailed it!
02:21Look, guys,
02:22you are no longer untrained,
02:25untested newbies.
02:26You have learned so much by now.
02:29Dr. Dorian is right.
02:31There it is.
02:31It only took 25 years.
02:34You have so much more knowledge
02:36than you did six months ago
02:37when you started with me.
02:39I bet you feel pretty good about that, right?
02:43Stop smiling.
02:44Because you're, in fact, dangerous.
02:47You now know enough
02:48to think you know everything.
02:49You're like that 10-year-old
02:51at the wheel of a Subaru.
02:52Can your feet reach the pedals?
02:54Well, sure.
02:54Should you actually operate the vehicle
02:56under no conditions?
02:57And just like that 10-year-old,
02:59you're all potential killers.
03:01Dr. Cox,
03:02I'm going to need you to...
03:03That's right.
03:04Killers.
03:05Killers screaming,
03:06wee-hee!
03:07As you blow through the front of a diner,
03:09nearly taking out an innocent family.
03:12It feels like you're not hearing me.
03:13Splitting up their cheesy fries
03:13and sugary beverage.
03:14He's not an employee.
03:16I'm powerless.
03:17It's okay.
03:17I need him to take a listen to me.
03:20Allow me to put Dr. Cox's dark tableau
03:23through the John Dorian positivity filter.
03:26You got this, okay?
03:28Just be alert
03:29and bring your A-game.
03:30We have a very challenging day today.
03:32All I wanted was for my interns
03:34to shine in front of Dr. Cox today.
03:37But unfortunately,
03:38the odds were against us.
03:39You can't hide
03:40from the Hippocratic rule of thirds.
03:43One-third of very sick patients
03:45die no matter what you do.
03:46One-third die because of what you do.
03:49And one-third get better on their own.
03:52We're going to do everything we can for you.
03:56Tosh, patient's labs came back.
03:58She's hyponatremic,
03:59so start IV sodium replacement.
04:00Got it?
04:00Good.
04:01And don't let Dr. Cox being here
04:02get in your head.
04:03Oh, I won't.
04:04I think he's hilarious.
04:05Whenever he starts ranting,
04:06I record him,
04:07and it, like, always goes viral.
04:09You have a much healthier way
04:10of coping with him than I did.
04:11I gave myself bangs, like, five times.
04:13Oh, my God.
04:14I'm so sorry.
04:16I wanted Perry to know
04:17just how well I was filling his shoes.
04:19So the key to teaching my interns
04:21has been my radical approachability.
04:24First of all,
04:25there are no dumb questions.
04:26I see.
04:27So just dumb statements like that one?
04:29I'm going to ignore that.
04:30Second, I never wear my white coat.
04:32I feel like when I dress like an intern,
04:34it says,
04:35I'm just like you guys,
04:37a superhero without a cape.
04:38Well, you're going to want to swoop down
04:40out of the sky
04:41and help your equal over there
04:42find whatever it is
04:43he's looking for
04:44in the medical waste bin.
04:45Fleming,
04:46I have told you before,
04:47if your Invisalign is in there,
04:49it is gone for good.
04:50Now get!
04:52Get, get!
04:53Stupid Fleming and his underbite.
04:55Where are all the interns I told
04:56to come and say nice things about me?
04:57Dr. Dorian, once again,
04:58your brilliant teaching has saved a life.
05:00Go on.
05:01My patient was cleared for discharge,
05:02but something fell off,
05:03so I ran some blood cultures
05:04and he's septic.
05:06If you hadn't reviewed the signs
05:07with us this week,
05:08I wouldn't have caught it.
05:09And there it was,
05:10the facial contortion Dr. Cox made
05:12when he was struggling
05:13to choke down a compliment.
05:16To you, sir.
05:17I could kiss you.
05:18Dr. Dorian,
05:19I get that the British thing
05:20is a huge turn-on.
05:22It makes him seem both exotic and safe.
05:24But you cannot kiss him.
05:26No, it's just a figure of speech.
05:27I wasn't trying to kiss him.
05:29No, I wasn't trying to kiss him either,
05:30but here we are.
05:31May I be excused?
05:32Yes, please, go.
05:32Go to your room.
05:34Thanks to the good news
05:35with Asher's patient,
05:36the odds were starting
05:37to tip in our favor.
05:39And I had to give it to Park.
05:40He was on top of it
05:41with Blake's patient.
05:42I've been sick for three weeks.
05:44I'm burning up.
05:45I feel like death.
05:46Can I get some antibiotics?
05:47Here's what antibiotics will do
05:49for your viral infection.
05:51Nothing.
05:53Nice meeting you.
05:56Oh, if you're leaving a comment card,
05:58his name's Dr. Park.
06:00But he is right about the antibiotics.
06:02Fine, but if he's wrong,
06:04I'm going to sue both of you.
06:06Cool.
06:10Chris's infection was caught early,
06:11and we expect him
06:12to respond well to treatment.
06:13I'm just waiting
06:13on one more test.
06:14Thank you so much, doctor.
06:16You guys can go in.
06:18Hi, Daddy.
06:21I love that little voice
06:22you do when you're talking
06:22to families.
06:23Well, I'm just doing
06:24all that I can for them.
06:26Let's go to the supply closet
06:27right now.
06:27Okay, I love supplies.
06:29Here's the results
06:30for your sepsis patient.
06:31You're not going to like this.
06:33The CT shows
06:34he has a deep neck abscess.
06:35I think he might need surgery.
06:40What's all that whispering about?
06:42I knew what I hoped it was.
06:43I was reluctant to say anything
06:45until it went through,
06:46but I submitted me and J.D.
06:47for the amazing race.
06:48Do you think you could cover
06:49for him for a month?
06:50Well, only the father of medicine
06:51could cover for that man.
06:53And he's fine, too.
06:55Gorgeous.
06:57When are you going to stop
06:58needing his approval?
06:59I don't know, Turk.
07:00When are you going to stop
07:00loving Carla?
07:01J.D., that is not
07:02an appropriate comparison.
07:04The thing I don't get is
07:05if Cox is just here for dinner,
07:06why is he hanging around
07:07the hospital all day?
07:08Do you think he's getting intel
07:09about my work as a chief?
07:10Who cares?
07:11Everybody thinks
07:12you're doing a great job.
07:13Just keep singing that
07:13psych-up song you sing
07:14in your office every morning.
07:15Oh, I didn't know
07:16you could hear that,
07:17but I don't care
07:17because, baby,
07:18I am a firework.
07:24Dr. Reed,
07:25I bolus the hypertonic
07:26saline solution for Tina.
07:28Wait, you did what?
07:35Oh, my God.
07:38You can't bolus hypertonic saline.
07:40You have to calculate
07:40the sodium deficit.
07:42Get me a nurse.
07:42Tell them to bring
07:43D, D, A, D, P, and D, 5, W.
07:45I didn't know.
07:45Will she be okay?
07:46I don't know, Dr. Tosh.
07:47Move out of the way.
07:49Just get out of the room.
07:51Notify neurology.
07:52Hey, did you see
07:53Danny's chest x-ray?
07:54Let me guess.
07:55Inconclusive with possible opacity.
07:57We should give him the antibiotics.
07:59It could be a viral pneumonia
08:00with bacterial superinfection.
08:01What it is
08:02is a radiologist
08:03covering their ass.
08:04If they say
08:05it's inconclusive,
08:05then they're not responsible
08:07in the .0001% chance
08:10that it is pneumonia.
08:12Yeah, but we're on the hook
08:13if it is.
08:13Are you really letting
08:14your patient dictate
08:15how you treat him?
08:16You have the vibe
08:17of a dom top,
08:18but you doctor
08:18like a sub-bottom.
08:19I bartended at a gay bar,
08:21so I know what that means.
08:22And if being a sub-bottom
08:23means not getting sued
08:24or worse,
08:25then give it to me, Daddy.
08:30How's my patient?
08:31You have to see
08:31how he does
08:32after he gets out of recovery.
08:33I don't understand.
08:34I did everything right.
08:36I caught the infection early,
08:37but he still got worse.
08:39Kid,
08:40you gotta figure out
08:41a way to cope with stress.
08:43You know what?
08:44I have a method I use
08:45that could help.
08:46Follow me.
08:48All right,
08:49the rules of the game
08:49are simple.
08:50You must jump off
08:51the physical therapy trampoline
08:52and then shoot
08:53the mannequin's head
08:54into the bin.
08:55Got it?
08:55I don't think
08:56I can hit that.
08:57Maybe, maybe not,
08:58but when my daughter
08:58was in NICU,
08:59all I could do was wait,
09:00and this saved my life.
09:02Pro tip.
09:03Elbows in,
09:04fingertips on the eyelids.
09:05Let's go.
09:06You can do it.
09:14Even if she lives,
09:15she could have
09:16neurologic deficit
09:17or be in a coma.
09:18Tosh, you can't
09:18beat yourself up.
09:19If I kill someone?
09:20Oh, and you put it like that.
09:22But none of that has happened.
09:24Hopefully she'll be okay.
09:26Moments like this
09:26live with interns forever.
09:28When a patient
09:29is a victim of a mistake,
09:30doctors are the second victim.
09:32Tosh, I know
09:33all your Julian
09:33is worrying about that patient,
09:35but it's my job
09:35to worry about you.
09:37I want you to go
09:38see a counselor right now.
09:41Honestly,
09:42the only positive
09:43right now
09:43is that my mentor
09:44wasn't here
09:45to see everything
09:45fall apart.
09:48I knew white guys
09:49were bad at this,
09:50but British white guys
09:50are the worst.
09:51I can't stand this waiting.
09:53There has to be something else
09:54we can do for the patient.
09:55Kid, there isn't.
09:56We both did everything
09:57we could,
09:57so now's the time
09:58to let it go
09:58or leave it with God
09:59or the universe
10:01or whatever it is
10:01you believe in.
10:02Well, that's never
10:02worked for me.
10:03But okay,
10:04I believe if you make
10:06that basket,
10:06our patient will be okay.
10:08I don't like putting
10:09that type of pressure
10:09on myself.
10:10We're doing this
10:11to take our minds
10:12off of it,
10:13but okay.
10:15Come on.
10:15I'll show you
10:16how it's done.
10:16You ready for this?
10:17Here we go.
10:21Big shot!
10:22I told you!
10:24I don't believe
10:28in bald-on-bald violence,
10:29but you've given me
10:30no choice.
10:31Run!
10:32Watch out!
10:33Peace, man!
10:36That's the thing
10:37about this place.
10:39Sometimes all you can do
10:41is let go
10:41and hope things work out.
10:45I have some good news.
10:48Tina's stable.
10:49She's going to be all right.
10:50Oh, thank God.
10:51You made a huge mistake
10:53and you got really lucky
10:54and hopefully you never
10:56have to get this lucky again.
11:00Chris is alert
11:01and doing well.
11:03Nice shot, Dr. Turk.
11:09Mrs. Johnson,
11:10I have some good news.
11:12The good news is
11:13I was right
11:14and you were wrong.
11:16Danny's fever broke
11:17without antibiotics.
11:19I'm pretty sure
11:19the good news
11:20is that Danny's okay.
11:22Listen,
11:23I know you blame yourself
11:24for that woman
11:25who died in the parking lot,
11:27but doctoring scared
11:28will never be
11:29what's best
11:29for your patients.
11:31And by the way,
11:32I knew you bartended
11:33at Night Gliders.
11:34I recognized you
11:35the minute you
11:36stepped foot in here.
11:37Yeah,
11:37I remember you too.
11:38You were the only guy
11:39who didn't tip.
11:40Yeah, well,
11:41you were the only bartender
11:42who wouldn't sleep with me.
11:44Congratulations.
11:45We had three
11:46very sick patients
11:47and they're all
11:48going to be okay.
11:49We beat the odds.
11:51So enjoy it
11:52around here
11:52that doesn't happen
11:53all that often.
11:54Oh, Dr. Cox.
11:56I didn't see you over there.
11:57Do you want to give
11:57one of your famous
11:58I believed in you
11:59the whole time
12:00speeches?
12:03No, I...
12:04Oh, my God.
12:05Dr. Cox!
12:06Dr. Cox!
12:07Get out of your way!
12:07Move! Move!
12:08It's time for E-FAP.
12:08We don't do it.
12:09Dr. Cox.
12:13It doesn't matter
12:14how many people you save.
12:16When one of your own
12:16falls, it hits deep.
12:19Why didn't you come to me
12:20if you haven't been
12:21feeling well?
12:22Because I knew
12:22you'd turn this
12:23into some overwrought
12:24emo crybaby feelings fest
12:25until I can practically
12:26hear the indie moat music
12:28playing in your head
12:29right now.
12:32I'm just saying
12:32I can't believe
12:33you went with Dr. Park
12:34over me.
12:34Eh, well,
12:35he probably knew
12:35you'd turn this
12:36into some sort
12:36of overwrought emo
12:37crybaby.
12:39Already said.
12:39Oh.
12:40Well, the good news is
12:41your scans and tumor
12:42markers came back
12:43negative,
12:43so it's not cancer.
12:45Thank God.
12:45You're still waiting
12:46on your said rates
12:47ANCA and CRP.
12:48We'll know more
12:49later this afternoon.
12:49Thank you, Dr. Park.
12:51I'd like to take over
12:51Perry's care from here.
12:52Not happening there,
12:54Dr. Nurse Jackie.
12:55Come on,
12:55you can barely hold it
12:56together with patients
12:57coming in off the street.
12:58How are you going to be
12:59objective with me?
13:00Besides, look at yourself.
13:01You're already emotional
13:02and you haven't done
13:03anything yet.
13:04Not true.
13:04I updated your weight.
13:06Congrats on keeping it tight.
13:07J.D., we both know
13:08if you were to walk
13:09into this room
13:10and tell me that I was dying,
13:11it would break you.
13:12No, it would break me
13:14if you didn't give me
13:14the opportunity to help you
13:16by doing everything
13:17that you trained me to do.
13:19Still not happening.
13:20Besides, there is no training
13:21for the maniacal patient
13:22I plan on being.
13:24Cujo, old yeller,
13:25pick your rabid dog,
13:26and I'm going to best him.
13:27Now, I will be removing
13:29my own IV because your nurses
13:32gave me regular saline
13:33instead of D5W.
13:36Oh, my God.
13:38I think he's actually
13:39tearing up because
13:39you mentioned old yeller.
13:40I'm not tearing up.
13:41I'm not a child.
13:42I don't need to be protected,
13:44okay?
13:44And if you want someone
13:45who's going to take you
13:46behind the shed
13:47and shoot you,
13:47go with this idiot.
13:51Dr. Tosh, full disclosure,
13:54outside of this room,
13:55Dr. Reed and I have been
13:56enjoying a blossoming
13:57female friendship.
13:58But in here,
13:59she's simply participant A
14:00and you're participant B.
14:02Participant A,
14:03you have the floor.
14:04I know this morning
14:05was really traumatic
14:06and I'm just really glad
14:08that you're talking about it.
14:10That was very nice,
14:11participant A.
14:12Participant B,
14:13would you like to read aloud
14:15your formal complaint
14:16against Dr. Reed?
14:17What?
14:17You told me to raise
14:18the sodium on our patient
14:19but didn't guide me
14:20on how to do it.
14:21Yeah, because you should
14:21already know how to do that.
14:22She told me to get
14:23out of the room.
14:24You almost killed someone.
14:26Okay, you can't say that.
14:27She screwed up.
14:29You can't say that either.
14:30You made me feel terrible.
14:32It just makes me want to quit.
14:33I'm trying to teach you.
14:36What am I allowed to say?
14:37We'll be covering that
14:38in your mandatory
14:39bi-weekly seminar.
14:40Oh, this is so stupid.
14:44Friendship Sibi here,
14:45I hear you
14:46and we will bitch
14:46about this later.
14:49Business Sibi,
14:50you can't say that.
14:55You are not a doctor
14:57in this hospital.
14:58You cannot change
14:58your own medication.
14:59This is, in fact,
15:01the same level of pain meds
15:02you'd give to a woman
15:03having a C-section,
15:04but since my doula
15:05and I have already discussed
15:06having a natural childbirth,
15:08we're going to be
15:09lowering the dose.
15:10Or, I'm going to take
15:11this America's Best
15:12number one pudding
15:13and decorate your wall
15:15with it.
15:16You can have this hot mess.
15:18He's all yours.
15:20Oh.
15:20I see you've extended
15:21your reign of terror
15:22to the staff.
15:23Gave him something
15:24to talk to his friends
15:25about around the hospital.
15:26You know,
15:27I've actually come to
15:27appreciate your teaching style.
15:30I mean, not all of it.
15:31I did not think
15:32it was necessary
15:32to call me a prostitute
15:33who caters exclusively
15:34to clowns.
15:36Still wish me a laugh
15:36at the car sometimes.
15:40And for what it's worth,
15:42I was too harsh
15:43with you.
15:45Sometimes I sit up
15:45at night thinking
15:46I actually could have
15:47driven you out
15:47of this place.
15:48And if I had,
15:50it would have been
15:51my biggest failure
15:51and my greatest regret.
15:55I appreciate that.
15:57God let me be.
15:58Well, you have some decorating
15:59I need to attend to.
16:00Oh, please let him.
16:02I'm going to rub his nose
16:03in it like a nasty dog.
16:06You know,
16:07I've never actually
16:08had to sleep
16:08in one of these things,
16:09but I am not leaving
16:11your side
16:11until we get your results.
16:14G.D., would you, uh,
16:17would you pray with me?
16:19Wow.
16:20First curveball.
16:22Of course.
16:25Cox was never religious,
16:26but when you're facing
16:27your own mortality,
16:28you'll try anything.
16:30Dear God,
16:32or who's ever up there,
16:33I know,
16:35I haven't exactly
16:36turned to you
16:36pretty much ever,
16:37but I need you now.
16:40So please, Lord,
16:41let that chair fold in
16:42on J.D.
16:43and quietly suffocate him
16:44so that I might have
16:46a few moments of peace
16:47if these are, in fact,
16:48my last few moments.
16:49Thanks, God.
16:50Go ahead.
16:51Make your jokes.
16:52But I know you're scared.
16:54For once,
16:55just let me be there for you.
16:57And there it was,
16:59his test results.
17:00I knew how I wanted
17:02this to play out.
17:04Congratulations.
17:05You're the one millionth person
17:07to click on best results.
17:09You've won $10,000
17:10and a brand new jet ski.
17:13Oh, no, not you.
17:15Scram.
17:15J.D.,
17:16come on, amigo.
17:17Yes.
17:18To the lake.
17:20Woo-hoo!
17:21But that's not how
17:22these things go.
17:23Go ahead.
17:25Or don't sugarcoat it.
17:28Because I understand
17:29what everything means on there.
17:38Dr. Tosh,
17:39you got a second?
17:45You said that I made you
17:46feel like quitting.
17:48I hope you're a real failure
17:50on my part if you did.
17:52But I would also be failing
17:54as a teacher
17:54if I didn't hold you
17:55accountable for your mistakes.
17:59I know I messed up.
18:02I was just afraid
18:03of it and I wasn't
18:03good enough to be here.
18:04So I blamed you.
18:06And I'm really sorry.
18:09Come here.
18:11It's okay.
18:14You know,
18:14you come across
18:15a lot more confident.
18:16That's just a part
18:17of my brand.
18:20There are many things
18:21we fool ourselves
18:22into thinking
18:23we have control over.
18:24I don't make this.
18:25Cox is gonna be okay.
18:26He's gonna be okay, Cox.
18:27Come on.
18:30That's it.
18:31I'm gonna rip your head off
18:32and do this with it.
18:33Hey,
18:34that counts.
18:36That counts!
18:37But the truth is
18:37we can never predict
18:38what's in store for us.
18:40Just give me a hug, man.
18:41You saved my man.
18:42All we can do
18:43is be there for each other
18:44when the odds
18:45are against us.
19:14It isn't great.
19:16suppressants.
19:17Microscopic polyangitis
19:18can easily go into remission.
19:21Did you really think
19:22that this couldn't happen?
19:25That just because
19:26we're out there
19:26taking care of all of them
19:27it would get some kind
19:29of karmic immunity
19:30protect us
19:30from what's coming
19:31for us all?
19:36death.
19:41Will you
19:43promise me
19:45that you'll keep me alive
19:46for a very long time?
19:48Because I don't want my death
19:50to be the thing
19:51that makes you cynical.
19:52I promise that.
19:53Let me finish.
19:55Because I won't be around here
19:56to enjoy it.
19:59And even death,
20:00I couldn't bear the irony.
20:03All I can hear
20:04is that you're going to
20:05let me be your doctor.
20:06I'm already tingling
20:07from the prospect
20:08of our sponge pastor, Agatha.
20:12I tried to protect you
20:13from this.
20:17Everything I had.
20:22But I am so scared.
20:27I have a plan.
20:30And I don't care
20:31if you don't like it.
20:33It is the best path forward.
20:36Turk had asked me
20:36when I'd stop needing
20:37Dr. Cox's approval.
20:40Okay.
20:41It was now.
20:43Because now,
20:44and I got you,
20:46he needed me.
20:53Listen up, failures.
20:55Watch it, watch it.
20:56To whomever had the cojones
20:58to stuff their greedy face
20:59with the sandwich
21:00I had so far
21:01barely labeled with my name.
21:04But I hope you enjoyed it
21:05because I will be slicing you open,
21:07extracting it,
21:08and feeding it to you
21:09once again.
21:09But this time,
21:10it won't be orally.
21:12Mmm, God.
21:14Look how many views you have.
21:15It's gone totally viral.
21:16All these DJs are remixing it.
21:18People just love it.
21:19Oh.
21:22Bring her to me.
21:24Mmm.
21:25Bow bow!
21:26Bow bow!
21:27Bow bow!
21:29Bow bow!
21:30Bow bow!
21:30Bow bow!
21:31Bow bow!
21:32Bow bow!
21:32Bow bow bow!
21:33Bow bow bow!
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