00:06Johnny
00:14Holy shit
00:17What are you doing here?
00:19It's good to see you too
00:22I'm sorry, my bad
00:23It's good to see you
00:25It's been since high school
00:27Since high school, yeah
00:28Yeah, wow
00:31You coming, my boy?
00:35So you're gay now?
00:38I was gay then
00:40All I need is a bong hit and a blowjob
00:43And I'd be perfect
00:46And you?
00:48You should meet my girlfriend
00:50Hey, babe, come here for a sec
00:53Samantha, this is Ben
00:54We went to high school together
00:56Wow, so he actually has a past
00:59Well, John never talks about high school
01:02Alexa wouldn't hook up with you
01:05How do you know?
01:08She's my friend
01:11Were you two friends?
01:13Not really
01:18Have you ever even hooked up with anyone from school?
01:25Just because I don't want to date any of those skanky rich girls, man
01:32So do you have a boyfriend?
01:36Why are you drinking non-alcoholic beer?
01:39I don't really want to talk about that
01:42I don't really want to talk about having a boyfriend
01:45Well, you're engaged
01:47You're gonna settle down
01:48Have a family
01:49Doing all the things we're supposed to be doing at our age
01:51I guess
01:54Do you want that?
01:58I guess I never really imagined that for myself
02:01Like it wasn't a possibility
02:03But hey, man, gay marriage is the law of the land
02:06Get with the times
02:07It doesn't really work like that
02:09Doesn't it get better?
02:11Isn't that the campaign?
02:12It gets better?
02:14It gets
02:16I've never kissed anyone before
02:19More complicated
02:22Harder
02:26Maybe I'm just sensitive
02:30Fuck you, you don't know me
02:34Are you seriously flirting with me?
02:36No, you're flirting with me
02:38What do you wish?
02:42Have you ever even gotten a blowjob?
02:45Have you?
02:47This would have felt like
02:49What?
02:50High school
02:57Looking for someone?
03:05So if you could change one thing from the past
03:08What would it be?
03:13I guess I'd want to start with a kiss
03:15Instead of a blowjob
03:17Didn't we kiss?
03:18No
03:21Yeah, we did
03:23It wasn't a real kiss
03:24It was a joke
03:27And you do remember
03:31Whatever
03:33I'm not the sensitive one
03:37Why did you turn into evil, leg boy?
03:47I hope that helps
03:48I hope that helps
03:56You told me to whip it out
04:00I did?
04:02That's so embarrassing
04:03I know
04:04I know
04:04I'm sorry
04:04I know
04:11I'm sorry
04:12Hit me up the next time you're in town
04:15Okay
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