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00:32What happened?
00:34Calm down.
00:35Calm down? You got jumped, Nate.
00:38Jumped is a strong word.
00:43Let me see.
00:44Ross, I'm fine.
00:45I'm fine.
00:46Stop.
00:57They got you pretty good.
01:00Yeah, we should see the other guys.
01:10What were you thinking?
01:13I don't know.
01:16I was being stupid.
01:17Yeah, we've established that.
01:22Nate, what happened?
01:28Look, I just—I heard Greg talking shit about you at lunch.
01:33I told him to stop, and he said, make me.
01:38So?
01:40And please don't say violence isn't the answer, because I already had to get an earful from
01:44Mom on the phone.
01:44Saying violence isn't the answer in a country built on it feels a bit hypocritical, even
01:49for me.
01:50I'm honestly surprised it took this song for someone to punch him in the throat.
01:53Just didn't expect it to be you.
01:54Yeah, he talks a lot of shit for someone who can't back it up.
01:58He'd find his friends the entire time.
01:59Have you met him?
02:00He exudes a little bitch energy like a pheromone, so that's correct.
02:12Look, it's not that I don't appreciate you saying enough for me, but I can fight my own battles.
02:21I've been doing it my whole life, so I have plenty of practice.
02:23I know, and I just—I wish it wasn't like that for you, but I can't just sit around and
02:26watch someone be an asshole to somebody I—
02:33Dude, I just hate bullies.
02:55Do you remember Tyler Tempo?
02:57No, there's a name I haven't thought about in years.
03:00He was such an asshole.
03:02Yeah, to be a fully realized piece of shit in elementary school is actually kind of impressive.
03:06I never knew what his problem with me was.
03:09Maybe his gator was just better, and he knew before I did.
03:17And one day he left me alone, and we never spoke again.
03:21It was so weird.
03:26I told him to.
03:30What?
03:35I told him to.
03:41We were walking back in from recess, and he said something to you.
03:47I was too far away to hear it, but you just looked so devastated.
03:53That was before—
03:56Yeah, that was before we knew each other.
04:01Officially.
04:06You just looked like you were trying so hard not to cry, and you always had a smile on you.
04:14Like, every day.
04:18It was one of the things I liked about you.
04:21But I had never seen you look like that before.
04:25He took your smile away, and I hated that.
04:31So I told him that if he even thought about talking to you again, that I would make him swallow
04:35his teeth.
04:39But you didn't know anything about me back then.
04:45I knew enough.
04:55I knew enough.
04:57Fuck me.
05:10Wet.
05:13my first kiss being with you wasn't on my bingo card this year
05:18how about your second kiss i just added it
05:55oh
05:56oh
06:11You
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