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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:50All right.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Haley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15I'm sorry.
00:03:17I'm sorry.
00:03:19I'm sorry.
00:03:20I'm sorry.
00:03:21I'm sorry.
00:03:21Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway,
00:03:44and every roomer in this school,
00:03:46you're a personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsay.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:34I'm Haley.
00:04:35It's so nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters.
00:04:37It's totally understandable.
00:04:39We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Good.
00:04:44It's over there.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:49There you go.
00:04:49Thanks so much.
00:04:51Thanks so much.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you catfishing?
00:05:25Some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:56What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow.
00:06:22You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:53So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hailey.
00:07:24Well, Hailey.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You're gonna suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Hell no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is...
00:08:15I wanna be with you, and you wanna be with me.
00:08:19It's more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:32I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:48Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh, my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying to have her Bible, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't plan on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we? That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually. And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw me were flirting with me.
00:10:36Flirting? Yeah, don't lie to yourself. I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:45It's fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, no.
00:10:51Well, the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:54I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still, no response.
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:46Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm.
00:11:57Got it.
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:15Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:18Oh, my God.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:19Oh, my God.
00:12:25Oh, my God.
00:12:27Holy shit!
00:12:29Oh!
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What? Yeah!
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:50Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped.
00:12:52Oh my god!
00:12:54Stop! Delete it, please!
00:12:57Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:01Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:03Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:08Oh my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh my god.
00:13:18Oh cool. Your enemy's kinda hot.
00:13:21Oh my god.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:24why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop!
00:13:31Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:36Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:38Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:39Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:39Oh my god.
00:13:41Oh my god.
00:13:43Oh my god.
00:13:48My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off your vehicle!
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh my god.
00:13:59Oh my god.
00:14:00Stop it!
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Hey, where are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59All right.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:53What's up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40When?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:17So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:14Ah!
00:19:19Call me!
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way,
00:19:34Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me!
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Pick it up, you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it? Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice to them.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I see...
00:22:11How you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So...
00:24:33Are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh...
00:25:30How close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So...
00:25:54Are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:01Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:05Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:19Really?
00:26:20Ms. Corma's gonna be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, sorry.
00:26:27Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:26:56Yes.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why didn't we regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:19You are the only one.
00:27:28And I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:50Oh shit!
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock, are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah, yeah we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:42Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I can't take this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:29Just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro.
00:29:57And knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Haley Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No.
00:31:13You don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:29Oh, my God.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No.
00:31:59It's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:04I can't.
00:33:09I can't.
00:33:12I can't.
00:33:13I can't.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you wanna go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:45So.
00:33:46How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Col Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:57If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the dance list.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:31No!
00:34:34What are you doing?
00:34:36Geez!
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I think no.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:35:13I mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:19and you do how do you know I like mozzarella sticks that's something I've only ever talked
00:35:23because I pay attention to what you like I noticed it at lunch the first day you were watching
00:35:33me just don't go to college
00:35:50move
00:35:52Cole is talking to Hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other Jake unless you don't
00:35:58want
00:35:59that internship that my dad got you obviously I do okay then break them up idiot uh what do I
00:36:06do
00:36:07I've got a few ideas
00:36:15someone will take you to prom all right I promise yeah really like who I mean the whole school hates
00:36:21me except for Jake and you but you're not asking me hey oh hey Jake hey how um I just
00:36:33wanted to thank
00:36:33you again for the other night the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy Jake what are
00:36:46you
00:36:46talking about I hate to break it to you asshole but she's my prom date and she's a real tiger
00:36:58in the
00:36:58back room
00:37:00oh shit look at them oh shit
00:37:03come on
00:37:05oh
00:37:07oh
00:37:08oh
00:37:10oh
00:37:11oh
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00:37:27oh
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00:37:28oh
00:37:38oh
00:37:39Oh my god, Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Hayley Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:02Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can't we keep you company?
00:38:07Yeah, it's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh sure, so you and Jake, huh?
00:38:23No, he lied about that, I don't know why though.
00:38:26Good, you know, father that asshole,
00:38:30every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine, I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:24I'm so sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:04Wait.
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:11Oh, please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry, gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:17Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:18All right, we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:51You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:41:59Okay, okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god, thank you!
00:42:15Oh my god, you're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:37Oh my god.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah, hey valley whore, show them what you really like.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake, hey.
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:03Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:06Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough.
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so.
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care, and I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:38What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:43Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me...
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:02those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23What, is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:27Keep going.
00:49:38Okay, let's get this.
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend
00:50:23okay cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are
00:50:30it's okay you can be honest about your feelings
00:50:34so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus
00:51:03i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:06what about guacamole was it
00:51:09what are you
00:51:18who is that
00:51:20just the devil
00:51:23get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:29can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to
00:51:32haley i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36i'm a servant so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life well
00:51:43i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:50haley and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay
00:51:57away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire
00:52:03dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:09come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you
00:52:19think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want any
00:52:26part of it so cole go with your dad
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this co-patriarch
00:52:46haley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi haley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped
00:53:10and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you good as new
00:53:19oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:28one down one to go
00:53:31you're so cool i know emma
00:53:34wanna go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:37let's get these lovers together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the
00:54:07prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:20him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:25budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle
00:54:46claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and tell
00:54:57the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:01no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:24open the door
00:55:26open the door
00:55:27wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:36it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:41ago
00:55:43hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:08thanks
00:56:08hey we are
00:56:10i understand if this changes things
00:56:13if you don't love me the way you
00:56:16you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:19i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i mean i
00:56:52i always hoped it was you
00:56:55until you hoped
00:56:57yes
00:56:58i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:04you hurt me
00:57:06you're really fucking hurt
00:57:11hey um
00:57:12what are those things i said we could do?
00:57:17yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22i'm getting here don't worry
00:57:23uh
00:57:24i'm
00:57:26I'm so beyond you
00:57:28Just beyond me
00:57:31So beyond you
00:57:38Just beyond me
00:57:45Okay, so
00:57:46What do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49Yeah, we'll do it again
00:57:51I'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58All right, all right, that's fair
00:57:59I'll, uh, I'll take that as a one
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Agnes?
00:58:11Oh, God, no
00:58:12I fully expect you to
00:58:14Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17No, I'll just
00:58:18I'll just lust behind it
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:22Stop it
00:58:27Um, same
00:58:29Isn't promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34Okay
00:58:35But the real question is
00:58:37Do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier
00:58:44But Jay kind of gave me to the gym
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again
00:58:48And I don't want to hear it
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress
00:58:54Later
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:01And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought
00:59:09Only the best for my princess
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16On the off chance that you
00:59:19Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds
00:59:32I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34Cole?
00:59:35Are you here?
00:59:36Cole?
00:59:38Are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds
00:59:40You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43I see you, Cole
00:59:43You are a big pro
01:00:01Hey, uh
01:00:03You almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:06In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My god, Haley
01:00:27You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:29I have ever seen
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:35To do this lipstick
01:00:36You're not messing it up
01:00:37For at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40We're in
01:00:42Deal
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:48To cast your votes
01:00:50I hear we have a winner
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:58Jen Longfellow
01:01:01Thank you
01:01:02Oh my god
01:01:04Thank you guys so much
01:01:06Seriously, this makes the world to me
01:01:08I mean, like
01:01:09Who else would win, right?
01:01:11Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:17Oh my god
01:01:19That's Haley and Cole
01:01:21It was fun
01:01:23This way, she got it
01:01:24Yeah, this is fun
01:01:28Hey, uh
01:01:29Most time that's up
01:01:31No
01:01:31But
01:01:32Who cares
01:01:35Hell yeah
01:01:42I am the queen, okay
01:01:44She's just a little
01:01:45Pervy princess
01:01:46Come on
01:01:47Everyone say it with me
01:01:49Pervy princess
01:01:50Pervy princess
01:01:56Pervy princess
01:01:56Wait
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait
01:01:59What are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:01Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy
01:02:10If I can't have him, no one can
01:02:13I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:28And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit
01:02:32You know, Jen
01:02:33As the principal
01:02:35I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:37And above all of this petty drama
01:02:40But quite frankly
01:02:42You are the worst
01:02:44And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:49You can't do that
01:02:50I'm the principal
01:02:51So, uh, yes I can
01:03:02There was no winter sick
01:03:04You lied to me
01:03:12Hailey, catch
01:03:19My princess finally has her crown
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:24Oh
01:03:25Yeah, no can do
01:03:26All I have to offer
01:03:28Is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:31And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:33Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad
01:03:45We are going home
01:03:46Right now
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad
01:03:53You talk all the time
01:03:54About wanting a man
01:03:55That's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57Yet
01:03:58You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:01And it's because of Hailey
01:04:02And you can accept that
01:04:04Or I'll make my own path
01:04:05And best believe me, I can
01:04:08I'll say this
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:15Joyprime
01:04:22I am so proud of you
01:04:26I can't have done without you being by my son
01:04:29That was terrifying
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:34Well, so
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:39Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:41Yeah, you do
01:04:42Okay
01:04:42Okay
01:04:45Bye
01:04:46Oh my god
01:04:48Bye
01:04:49Bye
01:04:51Bye
01:04:52Bye
01:04:52Bye
01:04:53Bye
01:04:53Bye
01:04:54Bye
01:04:55Bye
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