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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy
00:03:21Oh fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:37You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make
00:03:41Every classroom
00:03:42Every hallway
00:03:44And every rumor
00:03:45In this school
00:03:46You're a personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your life
00:03:49A living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:12Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:18This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:28Hi
00:04:29I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:32Hi
00:04:34I'm Haley
00:04:34So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters
00:04:37It's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:42Come on
00:04:43Okay
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:49There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:13You're welcome, new girl
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Get it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:33You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:46At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, the hell queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:13What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds
00:06:15And you're going to mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:19You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me
00:06:29Jen is a new girl
00:06:30Wait
00:06:32Is the new girl
00:06:33Valley queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is valley queen
00:06:38Could it be
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Jen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:54She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking, Hailey
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning, or?
00:07:22My name's Hailey
00:07:23Well, Hailey
00:07:25I think you, uh
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:33So did you
00:07:34No
00:07:34Oh, no
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child
00:07:42With follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her
00:07:48Must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you
00:08:03Something happened
00:08:05I lost the game
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is
00:08:14Is
00:08:15I want to be with you
00:08:17And you want to be with me
00:08:19As more than just friends
00:08:22Oh, thank God
00:08:24I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:25You're my soulmate
00:08:27Like, I like you so much
00:08:28Okay, well
00:08:29Since we're dating now
00:08:30Um
00:08:31I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah
00:08:36Get ready
00:08:43Okay
00:08:44No face
00:08:45Just the boobs
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:53All the kids do this
00:08:55You'll love it
00:09:00Ugh, this lighting hates me
00:09:02Come on, Hayley
00:09:03Confidence
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online
00:09:11Okay
00:09:12Yeah
00:09:12That's actually kind of
00:09:14Oh my God
00:09:19Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on
00:10:15You're helping me
00:10:16Yeah, well
00:10:17I didn't point on it
00:10:18But here we are
00:10:26Excuse you
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else
00:10:28I don't have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking
00:10:31Yeah, actually
00:10:32And he'd probably kill you right now
00:10:34If you saw me were flirting with me
00:10:35Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:39Funny
00:10:41Okay, well
00:10:42Can we just pretend this didn't happen
00:10:44And go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me
00:10:49Oh no
00:10:51I love the purple bra, by the way
00:10:53I like it in a weird way
00:10:55I mean, not even my type
00:10:56But
00:10:57You know, power theory
00:10:58I don't know
00:10:59Did you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:12Jen, red alert
00:11:14Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21Don't be a coward
00:11:22Just send it
00:11:23Jen
00:11:28Oh my god
00:11:30Here goes nothing
00:11:38Still no response
00:11:40Don't freak out
00:11:40He's probably just busy
00:11:46Give it back
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good
00:11:53That I think the whole school should see it
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Mm-hmm
00:11:57Got it
00:12:00What are you doing?
00:12:05What are you doing?
00:12:26Oh my god
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude
00:12:32Just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah
00:12:49Come on
00:12:50Let's see if these dudes are photoshopped
00:12:54Stop, delete it, please
00:12:56Delete it
00:13:08Oh my brave knight
00:13:09I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16Oh my god
00:13:17Oh, cool
00:13:18Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:23Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no
00:13:29No, no, no, no, no, no
00:13:30Jen, stop
00:13:32Get off me
00:13:34Get off me
00:13:36Get off me
00:13:41Get off me
00:13:42Get off me
00:13:43Get off me
00:13:43Get off me
00:13:44Get off me
00:13:45Get off me
00:13:45My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off me
00:13:55Stop it!
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:42Yeah.
00:14:43He's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:50Mmm!
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:14:59Alright.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:25Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Up there, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:35I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:41Where?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:44I'll bring followers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Army father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:43And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley, Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:51I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Ew.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:48Or maybe he's not.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19I called me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Cole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Tigger, you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend actually.
00:21:10really?
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though.
00:21:31So...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02I understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09Does he...
00:22:11How you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Yes.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:22No.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me inside.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:37We send the fireworks wild.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42It's not mean...
00:25:54I'm not that...
00:25:58You're the one thing that I've seen.
00:26:05I'm not a friend.
00:26:06I'm sorry.
00:26:06But I'm not an uncle.
00:26:09You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:21Ms. Gorman's gonna be back in an hour. I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25No, sorry. Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry. Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:29I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh, yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:07Great.
00:28:08Yeah, we're happy.
00:28:09Nice.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard.
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:50Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:08I don't think this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, Gus?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey, just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54What do you gotta say?
00:29:55Get out of here, bro.
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:50If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hey, Lee, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot.
00:33:41And we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:45So.
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Colt Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:58If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the dean's list.
00:34:15I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah.
00:34:18I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm going to stay with you.
00:34:26Hayley?
00:34:31No.
00:34:34What are you doing?
00:34:36Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Hell yeah.
00:35:13I'm going to prom a check.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just, just don't go to prom a check.
00:35:51Move.
00:35:52Cole is talking to Hayley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05Uh, what do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17All right, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal.
00:36:32Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47Hey, I'm wrong.
00:36:48Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh, shit.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Come on.
00:37:13Oh, my God.
00:37:19Stop.
00:37:20Guys, stop it.
00:37:21Stop.
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:31I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh, my God.
00:37:39Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:42Haley Rock.
00:37:43That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:37:47You're really late.
00:38:02Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that. I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28You know, father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09No.
00:39:25Sorry.
00:39:27I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet!
00:39:29What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirman's burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:14Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:22No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and...
00:41:59Okay, okay. I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh, my God.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, my God.
00:42:47Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:42:58What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:19Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show them what you really like.
00:43:29Oh, my God.
00:43:48Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:55Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:12I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:26Hmm.
00:44:43Stop it. Stop! Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what? That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:03Who's
00:45:04guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god. Did you think that Jake
00:45:12was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been
00:45:16bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:18What? Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole. Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me
00:45:28this whole time?
00:45:31Sorry. It was
00:45:32nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property.
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's Cyber Boy spreadsheet.
00:46:10Jesus Christ.
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:15You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:19I care.
00:46:20And...
00:46:21I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25I'm not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, Mom.
00:48:10Hey, Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey, Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:42Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:38Call?
00:49:41Po?
00:49:51I become angry.
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay
00:50:24cole is not him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay
00:50:31you can be honest about your feelings so you too this whole time
00:50:39oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate
00:50:57you then what were you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added
00:51:02bonus i knew i shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:06what about guacamole was it
00:51:18who is that just the devil
00:51:23get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car
00:51:29dad can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to hayley
00:51:33i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:36i'm a servant so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:43well i've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable
00:51:49family
00:51:50and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:51:57stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop
00:52:03don't you touch my family i'll stay away
00:52:08hey come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for
00:52:15i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like
00:52:21i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want any part of it
00:52:27so cole fell with your dad
00:52:32hayley
00:52:36fuck this
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week
00:52:43ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love
00:52:47why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:49i promised your mother i would make you a success son
00:52:52even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma
00:53:05i know who you are
00:53:06right
00:53:07i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and ruin your life
00:53:12so i wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:14good as new
00:53:19oh wow
00:53:21thanks emma
00:53:23okay bye
00:53:29one down
00:53:30one to go
00:53:31you're so cool
00:53:33i know emma
00:53:34want to go to prom
00:53:35why not
00:53:38let's get these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund
00:53:45hi max and max's friend
00:53:48sorry we weren't expecting you
00:53:50cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is
00:53:53but it was his 18th birthday today
00:53:55what can i say max
00:53:57actions have consequences
00:53:59birthday or no cole is grounded
00:54:02well that really sucks
00:54:04because he's uh
00:54:06also the president of the prom committee
00:54:08we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:11cole
00:54:11my son cole
00:54:14reviewing budgets
00:54:15he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:17well mr edmunds today could be that day
00:54:19and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:40max what
00:54:41what are you guys doing here
00:54:42happy birthday cole
00:54:44i brought you my laptop
00:54:45and logged into your castle claimers account
00:54:47just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:49what
00:54:49what's going on
00:54:51dude it's your 18th birthday
00:54:53you can tell hayley who you are now
00:54:54you can be together
00:54:55just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love
00:54:58who you really are
00:55:00no
00:55:01i'll tell her myself
00:55:03stick me in your car
00:55:11welcome all the wizard
00:55:14mom i'm fine
00:55:15i just need some time alone
00:55:24open the door
00:55:26wait what
00:55:28he's here
00:55:36it's you
00:55:39i should have given you this to you a long time
00:55:43hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom
00:55:48and i had to wait a really long time
00:55:50to tell you who i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance
00:55:53and i can protect you and your family
00:55:55and so
00:55:55you don't have to choose
00:56:09i understand if this changes things
00:56:12if
00:56:13you don't love me the way
00:56:15you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:19look i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do
00:56:36yes you idiot
00:56:38i've loved you for months
00:56:39i mean
00:56:40this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:43because i had to be loyal to him and
00:56:46but you're him
00:56:48you didn't expect her
00:56:50i
00:56:50i mean
00:56:51i
00:56:52i always hoped it was you
00:56:55do you hope to
00:56:56yes
00:56:58i hoped it was you
00:57:00you were always there for me
00:57:06you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh
00:57:12one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16here we go
00:57:18yeah
00:57:21take my clothes off
00:57:22you're getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:28just be on me
00:57:30i'm so real you
00:57:34i'm so real you
00:57:38i'm so real you
00:57:39just be on me
00:57:45i'm so real you
00:57:46i'm so real you
00:57:47what do you think
00:57:4810 out of 10
00:57:49yeah
00:57:50yeah
00:57:51what do again
00:57:51i'll get sex
00:57:53for sex with me specifically
00:57:54i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:58all right
00:57:58all right that's fair
00:57:59i'll uh
00:58:01i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now
00:58:08am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no
00:58:12i fully expect you to
00:58:14continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:17no i'll just
00:58:18i'll just lost behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it
00:58:21i'll see you in a minute now
00:58:23stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28same
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:34okay
00:58:35but the real question is
00:58:37do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier
00:58:45but jay kind of
00:58:45gave me to the gym
00:58:46oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:48i don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:59i just slept with cole edmonds
00:59:01and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:03who would have guessed
00:59:07i thought
00:59:09only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:16on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:20and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds
00:59:32i'd expect you to be here
00:59:34cole
00:59:34are you here
00:59:36cole
00:59:37are you here
00:59:40mr edmonds
00:59:40you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole
00:59:43well you are in big trouble
01:00:01hey uh
01:00:03you almost done in there
01:00:05you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:10okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:26my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:32uh-uh-uh
01:00:33i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:36you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:3920 more minutes
01:00:40we're in
01:00:42deal
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:52and your 2026 prom queen is
01:00:57jen longfellow
01:00:59thank you
01:01:02oh my god thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:08i mean like who else would win right
01:01:10oh this is just a perfect moment
01:01:17oh my god that's hayley and cole
01:01:21it was fine
01:01:23sis why is this what is this what is your dad
01:01:24this time that's up
01:01:31no
01:01:32who cares
01:01:42I am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on what are those those are texts
01:02:01between me and my dad make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to
01:02:07funding my campaign don't worry daddy if i can't have no one can i'm gonna destroy
01:02:15hayley rott's life is this real jen's crazy who did this who did this
01:02:25what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of
01:02:39this petty drama but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from
01:02:48edmunds academy you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:19my princess finally has a crown now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do
01:03:26all i have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of
01:03:33humor
01:03:33oh how can i refuse
01:03:41oh no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:53you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man and it's because of hayley and you can accept that
01:04:04i'll make my own path and best believe me i can i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever
01:04:11seen in you
01:04:14cold
01:04:15joy pro
01:04:22i am so proud of you
01:04:26i can't have done it without you being by my side
01:04:29that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:35i love you guys i love you guacamole wizard oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:44you
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