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00:00:12I'm sorry for your loss Abigail. As per your adopted father's wishes, I placed you in the
00:00:17honors courses. Congratulations. Thank you Mr. Peters. I hope you'll feel right at home here
00:00:24in Clearwater High. Mom, Dad, you guys can rest easy now. Uncle Ben's been really good to me and tomorrow's
00:00:32the first day of my brand new life. Stop! Fred! I'm pregnant with your baby! You can't keep ignoring me!
00:00:54Let's break down with change. What are you ignoring me now? Last warning, you do that again,
00:01:01next time I run you over. Was that night we shared together not special to you? Chris, I want to
00:01:06be
00:01:06more than just another one of your booty calls. I want to be your girlfriend. Oh my god, did she
00:01:11seriously just say that? Not gonna lie though, Chris is insanely hot. I totally settle for a one
00:01:17stand. Typical spoiled jock. We both know nothing happened. You spiked my drink. I blacked out. I was
00:01:26drugged out of my fucking mind and I still didn't let finger on it. Chris, please give me a chance.
00:01:32Give our baby a chance, please! Chris, what are you doing? You could have hurt the baby! One more lie
00:01:42and it's over for you and that so-called baby of yours. Hey, asshole! What's your deal? You can't
00:01:48just go around pushing pregnant girls like that. Apologize!
00:01:56Hey, I said apologize. Who is that girl? Did you not hear me? Tell her you're sorry!
00:02:06Oh my god, she's so cooked. That locket is like super important to Chris. Okay, now you're really asking for
00:02:14it.
00:02:28He's kind of hot.
00:02:32No, Abigail, wake up. I'm sorry I broke your locket, okay? It was an accident. But it's nothing
00:02:40compared to what you did. Just walking around, shoving girls you knock up. Sometimes the truth
00:02:45isn't always what it sounds like. I don't need an apology. Just get out of my sight.
00:03:09You proud of me, Mom? I held back from going off on that girl today just like you would have
00:03:14wanted.
00:03:16Hey, Chris. Remember how you always wanted a sibling? And guess what? I just found you a sister.
00:03:23Wait, what? A sister? Where? Where is she? Well, she should be here any second now. Why don't you come
00:03:30downstairs when you're ready?
00:03:33What the hell? Who would Dad even have a kid with? Wait, wait, wait. How old is this sister? I'm
00:03:39not
00:03:39gonna have to help him raise a baby now, am I? Wait, Dad, is she like my real sister?
00:03:45Yes. All right. Wait a second. Did he just ask if she was going to be a cool sister? Of
00:03:55course she is.
00:03:55She's my best friend's daughter.
00:03:59Abigail, please come in. Come in.
00:04:04Wait, let me take this for you.
00:04:09Look, Abigail, your dad was like my best friend in the world. I just want you to think of this
00:04:15house as your home. I know it's been rough and clearly I'm not gonna, you know, replace him,
00:04:20but hopefully I can be a good father to you too.
00:04:25Thank you, Uncle Ben. And feel free to call me Dad. I mean, if you...
00:04:30Why don't I introduce you to your brother? He's gonna love you, I am sure of it. Chris,
00:04:34come down. Your sister's here.
00:04:42It's you. You?
00:04:52You two know each other already? That's perfect. I hate to do this, but I actually have to leave town
00:04:57on a business trip, so this punk here is gonna watch after you while I'm gone.
00:05:02You two play nice. Chris, do not get her mixed up in any of your silly shenanigans.
00:05:11I'm Abigail.
00:05:14How old are you?
00:05:16Seventeen.
00:05:17We're the same age? Does that mean Dad cheated on Mom? Why the hell are you here?
00:05:22I just transferred to Clearwater High. That's why you saw me earlier.
00:05:26Oh, and Dad told me if you ever need help with homework or...
00:05:28You just had to transfer to my school, huh? What, are you gonna use that as an excuse to
00:05:33force your way into my house and just make my life miserable? What else did Dad say?
00:05:38He said that since we're brother and sister, we should probably try to get along.
00:05:44Huh? Does he really have to be this close?
00:05:48Yeah, I'm an only child. I don't have a sister.
00:05:52Fine then.
00:05:55You know what? I actually don't want a brother like you anyway,
00:05:58because you're a deadbeat who knocks up girls then runs away.
00:06:01Watch your fucking mouth.
00:06:03You watch your mouth or I'll hit you!
00:06:15Whatever. This is probably for the best. At least I won't have to waste energy trying to get along with
00:06:19him.
00:06:28Oh, why am I so afraid of him? I feel like I forgot something.
00:06:37My bra!
00:06:54I clearly remember putting it right here.
00:07:01Hey, sis. What, you looking for this?
00:07:08I... A fruity bra, huh?
00:07:10You know, I didn't expect my dear sister to be so... childish.
00:07:15Give it back.
00:07:18You want it back? You're gonna have to agree to my three rules.
00:07:21I mean, if you're gonna live in my house, it's gonna be on my terms.
00:07:25What are the rules?
00:07:26Rule number one. In public, we're complete strangers.
00:07:30I can't have anyone know when we live under the same roof. No way.
00:07:33Okay. Easy peasy.
00:07:34Rule number two. You stay at least three feet away from me at all times.
00:07:40Okay. And the thirst?
00:07:43How about this? You owe me one.
00:07:46Owe you one?
00:07:48Yeah.
00:07:56What, is that gonna be a problem?
00:07:58I didn't say that.
00:08:10I'm sorry, but what is that I feel on my thighs?
00:08:13It feels so hard.
00:08:15Okay.
00:08:17Don't move.
00:08:20Oh my god!
00:08:24I just moved in and my new brother already hates me.
00:08:27Living here is gonna be a nightmare.
00:08:32Chris, help!
00:08:33How so you're afraid of dogs, huh?
00:08:35Since when did you guys have a dog?
00:08:36Her name is Bella. She's a beloved member of this household. Thank you very much.
00:08:40If you want to live here, you're gonna have to get along with her.
00:08:45Can you just tell him to stay back?
00:08:48Why should I? She's more family to me than you are.
00:08:51You know what? If you're afraid of her, then you should stay away.
00:08:54Ain't that right, Bella?
00:08:57Oh, it's time for school.
00:08:58You know, I'd give you a ride, but the whole first rule and all.
00:09:02Whatever. I don't want a ride from you anyway.
00:09:05God, again with the attitude.
00:09:07Um, also one more thing. There's really no bus stops on the street.
00:09:11Uber's take forever to get here, so who knows?
00:09:13You may have to hitchhike.
00:09:15What?
00:09:15Yeah. Ciao.
00:09:18Uh, go over there.
00:09:21Chew!
00:09:35Chris, you asshole!
00:09:44Wait, isn't that the girl from yesterday? Why did she just come out of Chris's house?
00:09:54And that is how you do it.
00:10:01Chris, you are such a dick!
00:10:07You must be Abigail, the new transfer student, late on your first day.
00:10:11You're quite different from how Mr. Peters described you.
00:10:25Oh my god, it's you!
00:10:29Thanks for standing up for me yesterday.
00:10:32Oh, I'm so sorry. What's your name again?
00:10:34Oh, my name is Abigail.
00:10:36I'm Kylie. Can I throw a welcome party for you?
00:10:40What?
00:10:40No, I don't even know anybody.
00:10:42That's the whole point of a party.
00:10:45Please, pretty please, give me a chance to thank you. I want to be your friend.
00:10:50Okay then, I guess.
00:10:55You'd better dress up, girl. Give me glam, elegant, something truly stunning.
00:10:59I want everyone to know my new BFF is a total baddie.
00:11:09Don't go to that party.
00:11:10What, are you afraid that me and your ex are gonna get back at you?
00:11:13Wow! Fine. My bad for trying to be nice.
00:11:18Don't blame me when you regret it.
00:11:30What the hell am I gonna wear to this party?
00:11:37A fruity bra. I didn't expect my dear sister to be so childish.
00:11:44Nope. I need a serious glow up. No more of this childish shit.
00:12:03Okay, that's a good boy. No, these are not toys.
00:12:07These are toys! These are toys!
00:12:23Oh! Oh no.
00:12:25And the fruity bra to Lacey Thomas. I gotta say, it's quite the leap.
00:12:32Sorry about that. Can you just, um, give it back to me, please?
00:12:35Nope. Not until you tell me what you bought all this stuff for. And more importantly, why it's all so
00:12:42sexy.
00:12:44Oh my god, don't tell me you actually took my childish comment to heart, did you?
00:12:48No. It has nothing to do with you. I was just shopping for Kylie's party and I just bought some
00:12:53underwear, too, while I was at it. That's all.
00:12:55I told you not to go to that party. You need to stay away from Kylie.
00:12:59Back off. I could be friends with whoever I want.
00:13:14Whoa. It feels super weird saying this, but my sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:21My sister's actually kind of cute.
00:13:27I'm gonna hang out with my new friends. I can't wait to hear all the dirt your ex has on
00:13:32you.
00:13:34Look, I don't know how many times I have to tell you, Kylie is not...
00:13:46This should be glam enough, right?
00:13:54Last time I'm gonna tell you, do not go to that party.
00:13:57Seriously, what is your problem? Am I not allowed to have my own life now?
00:14:01Kylie is not as nice as you think. I mean, the girl is literally nothing but trouble.
00:14:05Don't talk shit about my friend. Besides, she's better than you. You always bring me trouble, you stupid, selfish dick.
00:14:15Listen, I'm only warning you because Dad told me to look out for you.
00:14:22Hold on.
00:14:25Are you wearing perfume?
00:14:30Did you forget rule number two, big brother? Three feet apart at all times.
00:14:38Come on, Kris. Get a hold of yourself. She's your sister.
00:14:49Hey, Kylie. I'm here.
00:14:57Hey, Abigail. What brings you here?
00:15:01Ew, that dress screams clearance bridesmaid.
00:15:06But you told me you were throwing me a welcome party today.
00:15:10Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:15:13Aw, you must have misunderstood me. But still, I'm glad you came.
00:15:18Is this for me? Let's have a look.
00:15:25Juice? What is this? Kindergarten?
00:15:28If you're gonna show up uninvited, at least bring some real booze.
00:15:33It seems I'm not wanted here, so I'll just see myself out.
00:15:37No, don't go. You haven't tried your juice yet.
00:15:55I don't understand. I thought you wanted to be my friend. Why would you do this to me?
00:15:59Friends? With you?
00:16:01My dad's the wealthiest guy in town, and you think you can be my friend?
00:16:06Oh, I get it now. You transferred to Clearwater High because you wanted to mooch off the rich kids.
00:16:13Hey guys, check out my new friend, Abby Fail. She sucks just as much as our stupid name.
00:16:20Aw, say cheese. Dance, Abby Fail.
00:16:23Kylie, stop. Aw, looks like you're about to cry.
00:16:27Hold a pose, Abby Fail.
00:16:51Get off me. Leave me alone.
00:16:55Well, bestie, how does this $3,000 bottle of Louis taste?
00:17:08Chris was right. You're the worst. I can't believe I ever wanted to be her friend.
00:17:13Let me guess, the whole pregnancy thing was a lie, too.
00:17:18Finally showing your true colors, huh? Let's be real. You only stood up for me yesterday
00:17:22because you wanted to look good in front of Chris. That's how you got into his bed last night, right?
00:17:27Ah, you slut. You're actually delusional. And you're just some whore who's trying to sleep her way to the top.
00:17:34Because I'll just have to put you in your place, hmm? Everyone enjoying the show?
00:17:38How about we take this party over to the pool?
00:17:45Let go of me!
00:17:50This doesn't feel right. I gotta go find her. Come on, pick up, pick up.
00:17:56Hey, man, what's Kylie's address?
00:17:59Let go of me!
00:18:03Please let go! I didn't do anything to any of you!
00:18:06Why are you just going along with her?
00:18:07Enough bitching!
00:18:09Come on, guys. She's drunk off that Louis, so let's help sober her up in the pool.
00:18:14No! No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:18:29My dress! It's too heavy!
00:18:31I'm sinking!
00:18:33Look at you, flailing like a drowning dog.
00:18:44Help me! Somebody help me!
00:18:47Aw, Crowley won't.
00:18:49This is my house.
00:18:51No one's coming to see.
00:18:56Oh my god, look at her.
00:18:57This is so gonna blow up on TikTok.
00:19:02Abigail!
00:19:33I'm sorry I'm late. Are you alright?
00:19:41Chris, we were just having a little fun with her.
00:19:43Fun, huh?
00:19:50How about now? You still having fun?
00:19:53What the fuck?
00:20:00The phone's in the pool, now!
00:20:06She's mine.
00:20:07You mess with her, you mess with me.
00:20:11Come on, let's go.
00:20:12Let's go.
00:20:30Shit, she's burning up.
00:20:33Your dress is soaked. We gotta get this thing off.
00:20:36Hey.
00:20:37Hey, Abigail.
00:20:39Wake up.
00:20:41I don't feel good.
00:20:42She's so drunk.
00:20:44Listen, you're running a fever.
00:20:47Alright, I'm gonna get you in some nice, warm, comfy clothes.
00:20:49Okay?
00:20:57Chris.
00:20:58Yes.
00:20:59Yeah?
00:21:00Did you say something?
00:21:12Abigail.
00:21:13Uncle Pat, I mean, Dad.
00:21:16Crap, if Dad catches us like this, we're screwed.
00:21:19Hey, Abigail, are you asleep?
00:21:21Mm-hmm.
00:21:22I wanted to give you a gift I brought home with me.
00:21:28Abigail, are you alright?
00:21:29Is something wrong?
00:21:36Abigail!
00:21:37Abigail!
00:21:39Abigail!
00:21:54Stay calm.
00:21:56She's your sister.
00:21:57You don't feel anything.
00:21:59Chris, are you hot too?
00:22:01Oh my God, she's so drunk.
00:22:04And hot.
00:22:09Don't.
00:22:10It's really hot in here.
00:22:11Let me help you cool down.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:16Oh.
00:22:43I guess she's downstairs.
00:22:54Chris, why'd you just touch my lips?
00:22:58And are you hard?
00:23:01What is wrong with me?
00:23:03Why do I want my sister?
00:23:05Chris, are you mad at me?
00:23:07Look, you're right.
00:23:08Kylie's the worst.
00:23:10I shouldn't have gone.
00:23:11Thank God you were there to save me.
00:23:14It was kind of sweet.
00:23:15Stop this.
00:23:16You can't want this.
00:23:18You can't.
00:23:19She's your sister.
00:23:23She's your sister.
00:23:45God, what am I doing?
00:23:47Kissing my sister?
00:23:48Have I lost my damn mind?
00:24:16I'll have you here.
00:24:31Oh.
00:24:32Oh, Chris.
00:24:35Oh, Chris.
00:24:36Oh, Chris.
00:24:37Yes.
00:24:39Yes.
00:24:46Oh, my God.
00:24:48How could I have a wet dream about Chris?
00:25:08Oh, my God.
00:25:12Careful.
00:25:28Oh, shit.
00:25:30Why did I actually want that to happen?
00:25:41Hey, get back here.
00:25:42Abigail hasn't had her breakfast yet.
00:25:44Wait up for her and drive her to school.
00:25:51Eat up, kiddo.
00:25:52There's plenty to go around.
00:26:05I know that you found somewhere fair to lay your head at night.
00:26:10You better love you, right?
00:26:13Ask her by me.
00:26:14There's not much to tell her.
00:26:16What's your teller?
00:26:16That's an oversight.
00:26:18Over, overnight.
00:26:24You're so hot.
00:26:28What?
00:26:30What did you just call me?
00:26:34What did you just call me?
00:26:36Did you just say Abigail was hot?
00:26:40Fuck, stay cool.
00:26:41Stay cool.
00:26:42Don't let Dad find out.
00:26:43Ah, no, I meant Bella, which must be hot sitting under the table.
00:26:49Um, hey, we're going to be late.
00:26:52We got to go.
00:26:53Hey, wait for your sister.
00:27:03Remember rule number one?
00:27:05Yep.
00:27:06Total strangers.
00:27:07Got it.
00:27:08Good.
00:27:20What the fuck?
00:27:27Did Abigail just come out of Chris's car?
00:27:30What the fuck?
00:27:31He's never driven any girl to school, like, ever.
00:27:34Are she and Chris actually dating?
00:27:36As if.
00:27:37She's probably just another dumb bitch trying to cling to him.
00:27:39God, he always attracts the most desperate, trashy sluts.
00:27:42Oh, God.
00:28:07Bro, what's going on with you and the new girl?
00:28:10Uh, everyone's saying you gave her a ride this morning to school?
00:28:12Dude, nothing's going on between us, all right?
00:28:15Absolutely nothing at all.
00:28:19All right, ladies, in the pool first.
00:28:21Boys, warm up.
00:28:45Hey, stop, seriously!
00:28:47Oops, sorry.
00:28:48It's just so crowded in here, you know?
00:28:50Totally an accident.
00:29:06Oh, shit, my top is gone.
00:29:13Damn it, where did it go?
00:29:16Okay, ladies, that's time.
00:29:18Boys, you're up.
00:29:23Oh, no!
00:29:24I think we're missing someone.
00:29:26Pretty sure it's Abigail.
00:29:32Oh my god, what is that?
00:29:34Is it someone's swimsuit?
00:29:41Abigail, is this yours?
00:29:43No freaking way.
00:29:44Does that mean she's basically naked?
00:29:45Don't worry, girlie.
00:29:47We'll record this iconic moment for you.
00:29:50She's probably trying to get all the guys turned on.
00:29:52What a fucking slut.
00:29:54Can you please give it back?
00:29:56Uh-oh, you're too far away.
00:29:58I can't throw it all the way over there.
00:30:00I'll just ask one of the guys to bring it to you.
00:30:03Hey, boy!
00:30:05Abigail's bikini top fell off and she needs a hand putting it back on.
00:30:09Any volunteers?
00:30:13Just throw it to me, please.
00:30:15What?
00:30:16You're going to swim over here?
00:30:18Wow, Abigail, that's pretty bold.
00:30:21All the guys are going to see her tits.
00:30:22We all know that's exactly what she wants.
00:30:24Let's help her out then.
00:30:26Schoolgirl skinny dips during class.
00:30:28That's so going viral.
00:30:34Holy shit.
00:30:36What are these?
00:30:37Double Ds?
00:30:39Oh, I think I just saw one of her nips.
00:30:42What should I do?
00:30:45Oh, yeah, I'm going to give it to her.
00:30:48They won't see me if I'm underwater.
00:30:56God, she's so pathetic.
00:30:58Oh, Abigail, ready or not, here I come.
00:31:04Stay away from her, you son of a bitch.
00:31:33I'll die, you son of a bitch.
00:31:56Everyone, turn around now!
00:32:05You're safe, man.
00:32:11Again?
00:32:12Wait, Chris, don't get me wrong.
00:32:14I really didn't know it was hers.
00:32:15I just wanted to help.
00:32:18You and you, you touch her again,
00:32:21I'll make sure you regret it.
00:32:42I think there's something wrong with me.
00:32:45No one's ever made me feel like this before,
00:32:47but she's my sister.
00:32:50God, I'm such a sick freak.
00:32:54He saved me.
00:32:56Again.
00:32:57No one's ever cared about me like that.
00:32:59Does Chris like me?
00:33:01Even just a little?
00:33:04I need to see him.
00:33:05I need to think him properly.
00:33:11Hey, Oscar, what's up, dude?
00:33:13I wanted to ask,
00:33:14are you and Abigail, like, a thing?
00:33:19Great.
00:33:19Now everyone's catching on.
00:33:21Look, bro, I know you,
00:33:23and you don't get involved in other people's shit like this.
00:33:25Not ever.
00:33:28Abigail's my sister, dude.
00:33:30You happy now?
00:33:30For real?
00:33:32Nice.
00:33:33I was worried you had a crush on her or something.
00:33:35Abigail's totally my type, man.
00:33:38She's super cute.
00:33:39She has an insane body.
00:33:41She's not fake like those other girls.
00:33:43Bro, you're trippin'.
00:33:45Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:33:46and her body's mid as fuck.
00:33:48She's got a flat chest, flat ass,
00:33:51scrawny chicken legs.
00:33:52Dude, you can do better than her.
00:33:56Abigail, what were you thinking?
00:33:58He only helped you,
00:33:59because you're like a sister to him.
00:34:04I was holding back,
00:34:05but now that I know she's just your sister,
00:34:08I'm totally gonna go for her, man.
00:34:10Well, good luck with that, man.
00:34:12Alright, see you later.
00:34:13See ya.
00:34:27Dude, what the hell are you doing here?
00:34:29I'm here to see Abigail.
00:34:31No, no, no, no, dude.
00:34:32You can't just show up to someone's house uninvited.
00:34:35Get out.
00:34:38Get out.
00:34:41Get out, dude.
00:34:44Hey.
00:34:51What are you guys doing?
00:34:58Uh, Abigail.
00:35:02Want to go to the movies?
00:35:03Just me and you?
00:35:08No, Abigail.
00:35:10Don't go.
00:35:17Bro, you're trippin'.
00:35:19Abigail, she's got a shitty personality,
00:35:21and her body's mid as fuck.
00:35:23Oh, Chris Lawrence.
00:35:24Just watch.
00:35:25I'm way more charming than you think.
00:35:28Sounds fun. I'm down.
00:35:30Just...
00:35:33Just give me some time to get ready.
00:35:35Take all the time you need.
00:35:45Abigail.
00:35:47What are you doing in here?
00:35:48I have to change. Get out.
00:35:49You can't go on a date with Oscar.
00:35:52Why not?
00:35:59Because...
00:36:01Because Oscar is too good for you.
00:36:03Are you serious?
00:36:04You are unreal.
00:36:06You came in here just to tell me that I'm not good enough for your friend.
00:36:09Get out!
00:36:10I may not have the perfect body,
00:36:12but don't think, not even for a second, that I'm not good enough.
00:36:14Because I am.
00:36:15I know I am.
00:36:16Get out!
00:36:17That's not, that's not what I meant.
00:36:18I said get out!
00:36:24Dammit, why did I say that?
00:36:26God, if I don't tell someone my feelings soon, I swear I'm gonna explode.
00:36:29But how the fuck am I supposed to say that I like my baby sister?
00:36:34Shit.
00:36:35What?
00:36:35I should apologize to her.
00:37:07Okay, where the hell do you think you're going in that shirt?
00:37:10I mean, your tits are literally about to pop out.
00:37:12Okay, get out of my way and stay out of my business.
00:37:16Abigail, look, I'm just trying to look out for you as your older brother.
00:37:19Hey, Oscar is an actual jerk. He's just gonna end up hurting you.
00:37:23You always see the worst in people, Chris.
00:37:26Like with me.
00:37:27I'm just somebody with a shitty personality, mid-body, flat ass, flat chest, and what was it?
00:37:35Oh yeah, scrawny chicken legs.
00:37:37Oh, and take a good fucking look at these.
00:37:40Cause it's the last time you'll see it, asshole.
00:37:42Oof!
00:37:44Mmm!
00:37:47Fuck!
00:37:47Fuck!
00:38:17Fuck!
00:38:28Like the movie?
00:38:32You like the...
00:38:51Don't mind him.
00:38:53Have some more popcorn.
00:39:14What the fuck?
00:39:16I'm sorry man, my hands lit.
00:39:21Why did that guy seem so familiar?
00:39:25Jeez.
00:39:27I'm a mess.
00:39:28Sorry that asshole cut our date short.
00:39:31That's okay.
00:39:32I still had a nice time.
00:39:41What the hell was she even laughing about?
00:39:43What, she talks to a guy for like two hours and settling their fucking soulmates?
00:39:49Hey, you've got something right there.
00:39:52Did I get it?
00:39:54Uh, no.
00:39:55Not quite.
00:39:56Hold on.
00:40:08Hold on.
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no.
00:40:11This is whack.
00:40:12Look, my sister can date other guys, but not my best friend.
00:40:18I need to go make sure he doesn't hurt her.
00:40:20Yeah.
00:40:28Does she actually like him?
00:40:38Oh, um, thanks.
00:40:44You're really cute.
00:40:55You're really cute.
00:41:10Why?
00:41:10Why?
00:41:11Why would I think of him at a time like this?
00:41:16I, um, I'm just not feeling too good, so I'm gonna head home.
00:41:24You're the first person to ever turn me down, Abigail.
00:41:28That only makes me want you more.
00:41:33Morning, son.
00:41:35Morning.
00:41:36Hey, Chris, make sure your calendar's clear next weekend.
00:41:38We're gonna go visit the graves of Abigail's parents.
00:41:42What did you say?
00:41:43Gross, Chris.
00:41:44Wait, no, no, no.
00:41:46What did you say?
00:41:46You said her parents died?
00:41:48What do you mean?
00:41:48Aren't you her parents?
00:41:49You said she was my sister.
00:41:51Chris, I am not playing these games with you today.
00:41:53No, no, Dad, I'm being serious.
00:41:55Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:41:59Is Abigail my biological sister or not?
00:42:02No, of course not.
00:42:03Abigail is the daughter of my best friend.
00:42:05He and his wife died in the line of duty.
00:42:10Oh, I knew it.
00:42:13God, I knew it.
00:42:14I'm not a freak.
00:42:19Well, I don't know about that.
00:42:21Then the story starts to wrap up.
00:42:23Hero comes home a changed person.
00:42:25So who can answer what are the three different parts in a play?
00:42:30When he's not talking, he's really not that bad.
00:42:40Is she that obsessed with Oscar?
00:42:43God, as soon as I find out, she's actually not my sister.
00:42:45She falls head over heels for my best bro.
00:42:47Fucking perfect.
00:42:49Abigail, do you know the answer?
00:42:54Abigail, answer the question.
00:42:57I, um, I, I, I, I, I choose B.
00:43:10My question was what are the different parts in a three-act play?
00:43:15Abigail, I expect you to pay more attention moving forward.
00:43:18Yes, Vespana.
00:43:24Still an asshole.
00:43:29What does Abigail have that I don't?
00:43:38Chris, just wait till we get home.
00:43:41I'm telling dad you're a big fat boy.
00:43:44Oh, my God.
00:43:45Evie Everett is back.
00:43:46Isn't she Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:49Chris's girlfriend?
00:43:51Oh, the one in the photo.
00:43:53The one in the locket that he never takes off.
00:43:55Yeah, they're childhood sweethearts.
00:43:56Back then, Chris would follow Evie to her ballet class
00:43:59and back every day.
00:44:01He stuck to her like glue.
00:44:03Then two years ago, Evie got into the Royal Ballet.
00:44:05She's the youngest principal dancer ever.
00:44:08Isn't she awesome?
00:44:11She sounds incredible.
00:44:34Evie's back.
00:44:35Our queen bee's back.
00:44:44Chris.
00:44:48Oh, my God.
00:44:50They're so cute.
00:44:52Aren't they just perfect together?
00:44:54So she's Chris's girlfriend.
00:44:57She's flawless.
00:44:58I've never seen anyone so gorgeous.
00:45:00So graceful.
00:45:03See?
00:45:03That's Evie.
00:45:04The only girl Chris has eyes for.
00:45:06She's everything that you're not.
00:45:09Hey, guys.
00:45:10Look what we have here.
00:45:14It's a sweet little love letter.
00:45:19Your teasing drives me mad.
00:45:21You pick on me till I'm sad.
00:45:23But I still want you so bad.
00:45:28You're stubborn.
00:45:29You're annoying.
00:45:30But your smile's my undoing.
00:45:32I think I really like you.
00:45:36You kept me up last night thinking about that kiss.
00:45:39I'd give you my first time.
00:45:41And let you show me, please.
00:45:43Hey, stop it.
00:45:44Give it back.
00:45:45Oh, my God.
00:45:45Give it back to me.
00:45:46Abigail, your kindergarten love poems are so cute.
00:45:49No wonder you're still a virgin.
00:45:51Go on.
00:45:52Tell us.
00:45:53Who exactly are you going to lose it to?
00:45:57Who exactly are you going to give it to?
00:45:59Give it back to me.
00:46:04Kylie.
00:46:04Kylie, cut it out.
00:46:07Wow, Abigail.
00:46:08Didn't know you had it in you.
00:46:10Miss Goody Two Shoes over here has been two-timing Oscar and Chris.
00:46:15No.
00:46:16No.
00:46:16It's not what you think.
00:46:17Don't be shy, girl.
00:46:18Share with the class.
00:46:22Who is that letter for?
00:46:24Oscar or Chris?
00:46:29Is Abigail's love letter for me?
00:46:34The letter is-
00:46:35Speak up!
00:46:36Oh, my God.
00:46:38Was I right?
00:46:39You've liked Chris all along, haven't you?
00:46:41Tell everyone.
00:46:43Tell Oscar.
00:46:44Who's Chris to you?
00:46:51I'm the one who-
00:46:52Chris is my brother!
00:47:05And-and this letter is for Oscar.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11Cause I've already cut it bad for you, Abigail.
00:47:19Fuck!
00:47:20I'm supposed to be saying that.
00:47:27I have no competition to someone as pretty and cool as Evie.
00:47:31Plus, Chris only thinks of me as his baby sister.
00:47:38I wanna go home.
00:47:40I wanna go home.
00:47:41It's okay.
00:47:42I'll get you home.
00:47:45Abigail.
00:47:45Your first love died before it even had a chance.
00:47:55Hey, Abigail.
00:47:57You said you wrote that love letter for me.
00:48:00Is it true?
00:48:01I-
00:48:02Abigail.
00:48:03You don't have to be shy.
00:48:04I'll say it again.
00:48:06I like you.
00:48:09I just need you to say it.
00:48:12Do you like me too?
00:48:16I-I-
00:48:25I'm not-
00:48:26My brother...
00:48:26He-He doesn't have an umbrella.
00:48:28So, I-I should probably go home.
00:48:30It's raining cats and dogs out here.
00:48:32Get home safe, okay?
00:48:43Are you crazy?
00:48:45It's storming out here, why are you just standing under the pouring water?
00:48:47rain the rain didn't stop you from flirting with Oscar he was just walking me home okay that's all
00:48:53that's all please everyone knows you guys like each other I mean didn't you write him those
00:48:59love poems aren't you obsessed with him why are being so difficult let's just go inside and we
00:49:05can talk about it okay we can go inside if you agree to my third rule what rule number one
00:49:13in
00:49:13public we're complete strangers I can't have anyone know when we live under the same no way
00:49:18okay easy peasy rule number two you stay at least three feet away from me at all times
00:49:27rule number three no more Oscar you're mine
00:49:44that was my first kiss
00:49:52tactically not your first what do you mean never mind Abigail I want you
00:50:28Chris
00:50:31maybe we shouldn't your your dad's gonna be home any minute
00:50:33no no don't worry he's gone on a fishing trip he's not gonna be back tonight
00:50:48Chris I
00:50:55Chris I
00:50:58I I don't know how
00:51:02it's all right abs you're doing amazing
00:51:18I want you to feel me
00:51:30God he's so hard
00:51:34oh sorry did I do something wrong did I do something wrong did I do something wrong
00:51:40no you're doing amazing
00:51:50now let me return the favor
00:51:54wait maybe maybe we shouldn't
00:51:56it's okay you can trust me
00:52:01I'm really gonna lose my virginity to Chris my adopted brother
00:52:14look at me
00:52:27kids wait till you see what I got
00:52:31Chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:34dad
00:52:36Chris what the devil are you doing
00:52:40dad I'm just uh just exercise
00:52:43exercise
00:52:45please tell me you have not been bringing those groupie girls home
00:52:49oh shit what am I gonna do
00:52:52what no no no I would never
00:52:54dad come on you gotta believe me you're my dad
00:52:56yeah I'm your dad so I know what you're like
00:53:00what's this
00:53:09uh it's uh napkin napkin napkin yeah I was um I was eating dinner sorry dad on the couch I
00:53:15know I'm not supposed to do that
00:53:16uh what happened again
00:53:22oh dad
00:53:23I think you smell like fish from the trip
00:53:25uh I think you should you should go shower
00:53:27Abigail's gonna be home any second here
00:53:28really I stink
00:53:29yeah I don't I don't smell anything
00:53:34yeah all right
00:53:40I thought my heart was gonna explode out of my chest
00:53:46look maybe maybe we should just tell him
00:53:50isn't that moving a little too fast
00:53:52I mean is it he's your dad too and shit at this point he likes you but he likes me
00:53:57I think he'd be really happy if he found out we were together
00:54:01Chris do you actually like me
00:54:08Chris do you actually like me
00:54:11because a couple hours ago you were acting like my mortal enemy and now you want to make it official
00:54:15so what's with the 180
00:54:16Abigail I gotta be honest
00:54:19up until recently I thought
00:54:23I thought you were my real sister
00:54:26like my blood sister
00:54:28what
00:54:29oh my god
00:54:31Chris that is the most stupid thing I have ever heard in my entire life
00:54:36oh my god you are silly
00:54:37you are so silly
00:54:39all right
00:54:40okay okay I'll stop I'll stop I'll stop
00:54:45idiot
00:54:45a lovable idiot
00:54:50that's my girl
00:54:53what you looking at
00:54:55ah nothing
00:54:57listen Chris
00:54:58I need you to keep your playboy ways out of this house
00:55:01you and Abigail aren't having
00:55:05what
00:55:05what are you what are you talking about
00:55:07listen
00:55:08Abigail's father asked me to look after her like she was my own
00:55:10it was literally his dying wish
00:55:13as a guardian I can't let her date a boy like you
00:55:16what's that supposed to mean
00:55:17what I'm not good enough for her
00:55:19no you're not
00:55:20I mean you get into fights
00:55:21you sneak into clubs
00:55:23you were suspended last semester
00:55:25Abigail is on her way to Harvard
00:55:27she's out of your league son
00:55:45what's wrong
00:55:46what if someone sees us
00:55:47what's wrong with that
00:55:48what am I not
00:55:50do you not think I'm good enough for you
00:55:51what no of course not
00:55:52it's just
00:55:53yesterday I told everyone that we were siblings
00:56:00you're right
00:56:01you're right
00:56:01I'm sorry
00:56:02I shouldn't be so sensitive
00:56:13see Evie
00:56:14I was right
00:56:15we're not actually siblings
00:56:17I mean you've known Chris for like ever right
00:56:20since when did you have a sister
00:56:21maybe they're just like really close
00:56:23it's honestly refreshing
00:56:25seeing siblings get along so well
00:56:29Abigail is it
00:56:30you think you can steal my man
00:56:32and get away with it
00:56:34not a goddamn chance
00:56:40I guess Chris likes me more than I thought
00:56:51oh my necklace
00:56:56that locket
00:57:02oh this
00:57:05two years ago
00:57:06right before I left for England
00:57:07Chris gave me this locket as a promise
00:57:10look it even has a picture of us in it
00:57:12see
00:57:15he said they're a matching pair
00:57:17just like us
00:57:18and that he would wear it every day
00:57:20and that I should too
00:57:21so that way every time I look at it
00:57:23I'll think of him
00:57:24he said that way
00:57:25everyone will know
00:57:26that he's gonna love me forever
00:57:29love
00:57:30love you forever
00:57:31I know it sounds kind of cheesy
00:57:32saying that about your childhood sweetheart
00:57:34but I can tell he really means it
00:57:36and you're his sister right
00:57:38you know how he is
00:57:49oh Abigail
00:57:50you are dumber than I thought
00:57:52a basic bitch like you
00:57:54could never take Chris away from me
00:57:59it even has a picture of us in it
00:58:01see he would wear it every day
00:58:02and that I should too
00:58:04so that way every time I look at it
00:58:05I'll think of him
00:58:07no
00:58:08no it's fine
00:58:09Chris wouldn't lie to me like that
00:58:16oh my gosh
00:58:17does that dumb bitch actually think Chris is into her
00:58:21what a joke
00:58:22just wait till she hears the truth
00:58:24what are you talking about
00:58:26you think anyone really believes you're Chris's sister
00:58:29we know exactly what's going on between you and Chris
00:58:32wanna know what you are to him?
00:58:34you're a bet
00:58:36a bet?
00:58:43yep
00:58:43ever since you broke his sweetheart locket with Evie
00:58:47he's hated your guts
00:58:48you really think he likes you?
00:58:50Chris has been in love with Evie this whole time
00:58:52Chris bet he'd make you fall in love with him after three months
00:58:55he said if it worked he would dump your ass right away
00:59:00oh look
00:59:01you were so desperate
00:59:03he snagged you in just two weeks
00:59:04yeah and Evie doesn't even know about the bet
00:59:06Chris will seriously do anything for her
00:59:17tell me the truth
00:59:20did you make a bet about me?
00:59:22you found out?
00:59:26listen listen I can explain
00:59:28we thought it'd be funny if I
00:59:29funny?
00:59:31answer one more question
00:59:32this locket
00:59:33the person you wear that for
00:59:35are you gonna love them forever and ever
00:59:37right?
00:59:38right?
00:59:39yeah
00:59:40yeah but it's
00:59:40okay I've heard enough
00:59:42I hate you Chris
00:59:47dude did you tell Abigail about our bet?
00:59:50you know the one that I'd get into Harvard instead of her?
00:59:53everybody was wondering why your slacking ass was suddenly wanting to improve your grades
00:59:57so I told them we have a bet
01:00:00look
01:00:01I'll go apologize to Abigail
01:00:03alright?
01:00:04that's on me
01:00:05he's been in wants you to help me get settled in
01:00:08you know with me being new here and all
01:00:10I don't know where anything is
01:00:11don't worry Bo
01:00:12I got this
01:00:13plus Abigail's your sister
01:00:15she's not gonna hold this against you
01:00:17you're family
01:00:19that's what family is for
01:00:26Chris is such an asshole
01:00:28a total fucking jerk
01:00:30I'm in love with that jerk
01:00:32what am I gonna do?
01:00:38it was just for shits and gigs
01:00:40so you knew about it too?
01:00:42yeah
01:00:44sorry
01:00:47we shouldn't have done the bet without you knowing
01:00:50it's not your fault
01:00:51it's Chris's
01:00:52you don't have to apologize
01:00:54it's okay Abigail
01:00:56this will be the last time you cry
01:00:59ever
01:01:02damn
01:01:03I thought you had this big crush on me
01:01:05you know I still have the love letters to prove it
01:01:08you know
01:01:08I was just caught off guard
01:01:13Abigail
01:01:13will you forgive me
01:01:14we won't make stupid bets like that anymore
01:01:17Oscar
01:01:18I should be the one to apologize
01:01:20I lied to you
01:01:23Chris is not my real brother
01:01:25his father just adopted me last month
01:01:27that's why we've been living together
01:01:30I'm sorry
01:01:31I should have told you
01:01:32so that's why Abigail's so special to Chris
01:01:35he's not just spoiling his baby sister
01:01:37he wants her to be his girl
01:01:41wow that's
01:01:43a surprise
01:01:45so um
01:01:48why tell me now
01:01:49I'm sorry Oscar
01:01:51thank you for liking me
01:01:53I just
01:01:54I have feelings for someone else
01:02:01ah
01:02:03so
01:02:03there's someone else
01:02:06well he hurt you
01:02:07didn't he
01:02:08you know
01:02:10I hear the best way to get over a heartbreak
01:02:14is to find someone new
01:02:17Abigail
01:02:17I could be your fake boyfriend
01:02:20maybe that'll cheer you up
01:02:21that wouldn't be fair to you
01:02:23who knows
01:02:24you might even fall for me in the process
01:02:27I know that's selfish
01:02:29but
01:02:29god
01:02:29I wanna
01:02:30give myself one more chin
01:02:36what the fuck are you doing?
01:02:44what are you doing?
01:02:45getting all cozy with Oscar like this
01:02:47what
01:02:47do I just mean nothing to you?
01:02:48oh great
01:02:49it's you
01:02:50what do you want?
01:02:51tell me
01:02:52who is Oscar to you?
01:02:54Oscar is my crush
01:02:55he's the guy that I like
01:02:57I want him to be my boyfriend
01:02:58what about me?
01:03:00what about us?
01:03:01bro Chris
01:03:01you gotta calm down
01:03:02dude
01:03:03fuck off
01:03:04what are you so pissed off for?
01:03:06okay so
01:03:07we messed around
01:03:08we had some fun
01:03:09so what?
01:03:10messing around?
01:03:11that's all that was to you?
01:03:13yeah
01:03:13duh
01:03:13Oscar can actually keep up with me
01:03:15do you think I would choose you?
01:03:17a loser who cuts class
01:03:19just to pick fights?
01:03:20tell me honestly
01:03:21do you actually mean that?
01:03:22of course I do
01:03:26Chris
01:03:28well Bennett wants us in your office right now
01:03:31Yves
01:03:31I was actually just about to go looking for you
01:03:39Chris
01:03:39let's go shopping later
01:03:41I need new ballet slippers
01:03:42and there's this really cute pair
01:03:44I've been dying to get
01:03:45sure
01:03:46yeah
01:03:46whatever you want
01:03:47I'll get it for you
01:03:48let's go
01:03:52why am I so sad?
01:03:55why should I be heartbroken over a stupid liar?
01:03:58so there's someone
01:04:00it's Chris isn't it?
01:04:01nope
01:04:02I absolutely cannot stand him
01:04:05I mean it
01:04:06I hate Chris
01:04:07yeah yeah sure
01:04:08got it
01:04:10well how about a fake date with a fake boyfriend?
01:04:13dinner's on me
01:04:15you don't mind if I'm using you?
01:04:17not at all
01:04:18kind of like the rush of it
01:04:29try this
01:04:31sweets for my little sweetheart
01:04:33okay
01:04:40oh wow
01:04:42you guys here on a date?
01:04:44mind if we join?
01:04:46you're my guest
01:05:02oh wow
01:05:03she's actually allergic to fish
01:05:05my man
01:05:08aww
01:05:09you and your sister really are super close
01:05:16yeah my big bro
01:05:18he loves to spoil me
01:05:20doesn't he?
01:05:26let go
01:05:27what was that?
01:05:29did you say you wanted some steak?
01:05:32here
01:05:32let's get you some steak
01:05:37say ah
01:05:38open wide
01:05:41here you go
01:05:42say ah
01:05:44oh
01:05:45nice
01:05:51I sure do love my steak
01:05:53well let's get you another bite then
01:05:54say ah
01:05:56that's enough Chris
01:05:57aww
01:05:58Chris has always been so playful
01:05:59am I right?
01:06:00he used to do stuff like that to me
01:06:02all the time
01:06:04honestly
01:06:05I am so grateful Chris had such a sweet sister
01:06:07keeping him happy while I was gone
01:06:10I was terrified
01:06:11he would just be sulking around the whole time
01:06:13because of how much he missed me
01:06:22are you full?
01:06:24if you're done let's go home
01:06:25hey man
01:06:26you take Evie home
01:06:27I'm gonna take my sister
01:06:28you know what
01:06:29actually
01:06:30I don't think I'm quite ready to call it a night
01:06:33Oscar
01:06:34didn't you tell me that you were gonna take me to that nightclub
01:06:37you know the one that your friend works at?
01:06:39shoo
01:06:40Abigail
01:06:40if you go to a nightclub
01:06:41you're gonna get in big trouble
01:06:42so trust me
01:06:43I'd know
01:06:44let's go home
01:06:49let's go home
01:06:49no
01:06:50thank you
01:06:51I think that you should take Evie on a really sweet date
01:06:54and
01:06:55I'm gonna hang out with Oscar for the night
01:06:57I said let's go home
01:06:59Chris
01:07:00you're scaring Abigail
01:07:02come on Oscar
01:07:02let's go
01:07:07well
01:07:07just me at home the night eves
01:07:09want to come over?
01:07:10of course
01:07:23Abigail
01:07:25you were the one who wanted to come
01:07:26don't tell me I snuck you in here
01:07:28for you to sit there and sulk
01:07:30I wonder what Chris and Evie are up to right now
01:07:33your boyfriend's right here
01:07:35and you're talking about another man?
01:07:37you really don't give a shit do you?
01:07:42bottoms up
01:07:43come on
01:07:44this is fun
01:07:45but we uh
01:07:46we do gotta bounce soon
01:07:47the cops show up
01:07:49we're busted
01:07:52fuck
01:07:53cops here
01:07:53we gotta go
01:07:58run
01:07:59Oscar
01:08:04wow
01:08:04I'm finally Chris's passenger princess
01:08:12how's it taste?
01:08:14do you want to try?
01:08:18fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:19fuck
01:08:20god
01:08:21please
01:08:22what is happening?
01:08:24get out of the car
01:08:25why?
01:08:26I have to go look for Abigail
01:08:28Chris
01:08:29I don't get it
01:08:29you asked me to come over
01:08:31didn't you?
01:08:32come on
01:08:33let's have some fun
01:08:34oh
01:08:34cut the act
01:08:35already
01:08:36we both know
01:08:37there's nothing between us
01:08:38and
01:08:39why did you try to make us look like a couple
01:08:41in front of Abigail?
01:08:42I don't know
01:08:43I
01:08:43I was just trying to befriend your sister
01:08:46she is not
01:08:47my sister
01:08:51now get out
01:09:01and you better start clearing up these rumors about us
01:09:04I only let you get away with it before because I didn't like anyone
01:09:07but that's changed now
01:09:08so it's time for these bullshit games to fucking end
01:09:10if I hear one more stupid rumor
01:09:13I'm gonna expose the truth
01:09:15in front of everyone
01:09:20fuck
01:09:20fuck
01:09:22Oscar
01:09:23two miners right here
01:09:26stop right there
01:09:29shit
01:09:29I can't let my mom find out I was at a club
01:09:32she'll freeze my cart
01:09:34she'll confiscate my car
01:09:38Oscar wait
01:09:43I'm gonna need to see some ID miss
01:09:50Abigail
01:09:57damn brat
01:09:59come on let's go
01:10:00stop right here
01:10:03and go
01:10:04go go go
01:10:05go
01:10:05let it go
01:10:07let go
01:10:10run
01:10:10run
01:10:11run
01:10:11go
01:10:12go
01:10:12go
01:10:32we must have gone in here
01:10:33let's go
01:10:52Why did you show up at the club?
01:10:54I thought you were taking Evie home.
01:10:56Hey, you pushed me away first.
01:10:58You don't get to play the victim now.
01:11:01Damn it, Abs.
01:11:02I just...
01:11:04I can't stay mad at you.
01:11:16It's so cramped in here.
01:11:17Why don't we go somewhere a little more cozy?
01:11:23Oh.
01:11:24Oh, thanks.
01:11:26I'm gonna stop.
01:11:29Okay, wait.
01:11:31So, what about you and Oscar?
01:11:32Didn't you guys just make it official?
01:11:34He's just my fake boyfriend.
01:11:36Wait, wait, what?
01:11:38Sorry, come again?
01:11:39I asked Oscar to be my fake boyfriend.
01:11:42Okay?
01:11:42Happy?
01:11:43Uh, no, actually.
01:11:45Not at all.
01:11:46Explain.
01:11:46Chris, you're committed to loving Evie forever.
01:11:48So, why do you keep playing with me?
01:11:54Loving Evie?
01:11:55When did I ever say that?
01:11:57The locket?
01:11:58The necklace that's for couples.
01:12:00It's supposed to symbolize eternal love or whatever, right?
01:12:04It's proof that you love Evie.
01:12:06This?
01:12:15It's not...
01:12:16It's not Evie?
01:12:17Nope.
01:12:18So, that's...
01:12:19My mom.
01:12:21She's beautiful.
01:12:22So, you're telling me this mess was all because of this necklace?
01:12:26No, that's not it.
01:12:28Because you bet all of your buddies that you could get me to fall for you within three months.
01:12:31So, of course, I don't believe that you actually like me.
01:12:33I never said the bet was about making you fall for me.
01:12:36The bet was...
01:12:37What?
01:12:37What was it about?
01:12:39It was about us getting into Harvard.
01:12:41I bet Oscar that I would get into Harvard over you.
01:12:45Harvard?
01:12:50Fake dating my best friend to get back at me for something I didn't even do?
01:12:55Now that we both know you've been a bad girl, I think it's time you finally get punished the way
01:13:01you deserve.
01:13:02And what punishment would that be?
01:13:05Chris, what are you doing?
01:13:06Let me down!
01:13:08The more you fight it, the worse it's going to be.
01:13:12What are you doing?
01:13:15Punishing you?
01:13:30Don't do that again.
01:13:33Using another guy to make me jealous.
01:13:35I can't stand it.
01:13:36You're mine, Abs.
01:13:38No one else's.
01:13:40Okay.
01:13:41I'm yours.
01:13:56You're playing with fire.
01:13:59Don't hold back.
01:14:01I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:05I can handle anything you give me.
01:14:19I am playing games.
01:14:21I am playing games.
01:14:27Waking hard to outrun, all the ones I chase.
01:14:30I can't run fast enough, can't pick up the pace.
01:14:34People run towards love, call my cause you craze.
01:14:37Let's be real, some true love is really just a face
01:14:41Heard it all before, y'all just need a score
01:14:44Don't want it anymore, can't take it no more
01:14:48Love or I adore us, yes and I am sure
01:14:52Because love is war
01:14:54You taste even better than last
01:15:01Be careful, you might get addicted
01:15:10I'll always care for you
01:15:13I can take care of you
01:15:16Just let me show
01:15:22Good morning, princess
01:15:24Good morning
01:15:27Chris, remember you can't sleep in today, you've got to
01:15:30What the hell are you two doing?
01:15:35I-I-I-I told you to stay in bed
01:15:37Stay away from Abigail, didn't I? She is not like you
01:15:40It's my fault, if you want to be mad at someone, be mad at me
01:15:43I'm the one who fell for Chris first
01:15:44You like Chris?
01:15:46Yes, I'm the one who wants to be his girlfriend
01:15:50Really? Him? What do you see in this ruffian?
01:15:54I mean, sure, he inherited my handsome face, but other than that
01:15:57That face is good enough for me
01:15:59I promised your father I would look after you like you were one of my own
01:16:02In a year, you're going to be at Harvard
01:16:04You're going to meet a boy who treats you right and can give you the kind of life you deserve
01:16:08Seriously, dad?
01:16:09I can give Abigail the life she deserves
01:16:12And she's made me change my ways
01:16:13I'm setting goals and I'm working hard to meet that
01:16:15I think I'm going to get into Harvard now
01:16:19I'm going to become someone she's proud to call her boyfriend
01:16:23Jesus Christ, this can't be happening
01:16:25Dad, the only two people I need in my life are you and Chris
01:16:29There are billions of people out there
01:16:31But you two are the ones who took me in and loved me like family
01:16:34Why would I choose some random guy when I can have him?
01:16:37The guy who really loves me for who I am
01:16:41All right, Chris, you've got one year of high school left to round into shape
01:16:44And if you don't get into Harvard, you can forget about dating Abigail
01:16:49Goddamn, dad
01:16:50You can't just cut your son a little slack here
01:16:59So, you fell for me first, huh?
01:17:01That's pretty bold of you crushing on your adopted brother
01:17:06Maybe I fell for you first
01:17:08But you're the one who turned your life around just so we could be together
01:17:11Fine, I guess I'm a little obsessed
01:17:14Now I can't wait to see the look on dad's face when we go off to Harvard together
01:17:20From high school seniors to senior retirement homes
01:17:23Chris stayed by my side every step of the way
01:17:26We graduated from Harvard, became husband and wife
01:17:29Started a beautiful family together
01:17:32And every single day, I fall in love with him all over again
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