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📖 Synopsis: They are the top students in school and the most bitter rivals, constantly fighting for the number one spot. But everything changes when an anonymous dating app pairs them together with a 100% compatibility match. Behind the screens, they fall in love, completely unaware that their perfect match is actually their worst enemy.
🎠Genre: Teen Rom-Com, Enemies to Lovers, Campus Drama.
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📖 Synopsis: They are the top students in school and the most bitter rivals, constantly fighting for the number one spot. But everything changes when an anonymous dating app pairs them together with a 100% compatibility match. Behind the screens, they fall in love, completely unaware that their perfect match is actually their worst enemy.
🎠Genre: Teen Rom-Com, Enemies to Lovers, Campus Drama.
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:09He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:46Eh...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I've just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:46Bye, Larry.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:35you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52All right, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Valley Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be Jen?
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:06:58She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you
00:08:19and you want to be with me.
00:08:22as more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:33um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay, no face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay, yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't.
00:10:19I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30Got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw me were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58Not in my type, but...
00:10:59You know, the color theory.
00:11:01I don't know if I could just get out of here.
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:13Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:23Oh, shit.
00:12:29Holy shit!
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah!
00:12:51Come on!
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop! Delete it, please!
00:12:59Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:10Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:18Oh, my god.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:40Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:52Your enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh, my god!
00:14:01Oh, my god!
00:14:02Oh, my god!
00:14:03Oh, my god!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:10All right.
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now, give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Here we are.
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:28Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:39Thoughts in this.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Hmm.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school, at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring followers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole, or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:44You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:02We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22Call me.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:34Oh, and by the way,
00:19:36Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her, you're going to record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:22Maybe you got into a nice thing.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:58You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:14Let you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:09I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:41It's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:53Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:28No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:36So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:04Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know.
00:25:59I did a well.
00:26:00I don't know.
00:26:01So you have a date?
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:16Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Corbin's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure you'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:28No, sorry.
00:26:30Am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Don't worry.
00:26:35Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12One day when you regret it.
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:09We're okay.
00:28:11We're okay.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait.
00:28:22It's just hormones.
00:28:24Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait, car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about coal?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks Guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08And according to you, so is Guacamole wizard.
00:29:10I can't take this anymore.
00:29:12Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Guz?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey!
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:43They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:33Wow, that is some weak shit, man.
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God!
00:32:51Wow, he's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09I'm not going to roll and the dean's list.
00:34:10I'm not going to roll and the dean's list.
00:34:12Yeah.
00:34:19I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:34What?
00:34:37What?
00:34:39Geez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:47Yeah, I know.
00:34:52Oh.
00:34:53You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:02Haley, I...
00:35:17I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously I do.
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Um, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21All right, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:52I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit, look up.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, my God.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do after you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:09I am so fed up with this.
00:39:23Oops.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirman's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:22Shit.
00:40:24Shit.
00:40:27Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:42:03Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:32Show them what you really like.
00:43:51There you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Haley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone, I think Valley Whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd said the janitor's in time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:59Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:37No.
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ.
00:46:15How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29I don't overmind that body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:56Just do it.
00:46:57Just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:42Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore.
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community because those little cringy messages
00:49:05on your castle game, those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:11She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:44Go!
00:49:58Uho!
00:49:58Um...
00:50:03Uh...
00:50:04Uh...
00:50:04Uh...
00:50:05How is it?
00:50:06What is it?
00:50:07Can't.
00:50:09McGsoo!
00:50:11Closedly.
00:50:12Go!
00:50:13Go!
00:50:13Go!
00:50:13Go!
00:50:13Go!
00:50:13Six!
00:50:14What?
00:50:14Go!
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:38So you two.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:44Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you.
00:51:04Obviously, the wet clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10So, what about guacamole, was it?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41I'm a strippers.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:58You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Haley, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley!
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruined your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Goodness new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Wanna go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these love birds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole, my son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:28important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:24I'm fine.
00:55:30Open the door.
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:34He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom and I had to wait a really long time.
00:55:55Tell me who I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:40Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him.
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:08You're hot, man.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Hey, uh,
00:57:17one of those things I said we could do.
00:57:20Here I go.
00:57:24I'll take my clothes off.
00:57:27You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:28You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you.
00:57:33Just beyond me.
00:57:36I'm so beyond you.
00:57:43Just beyond me.
00:57:50Okay, so,
00:57:51what do you think?
00:57:53Ten out of ten.
00:57:54Oh.
00:57:55Yeah.
00:57:56Would do again.
00:57:57Okay, sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh,
00:58:06I'll take that as a one.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Mm, no, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to
00:58:18continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21No, I'm just,
00:58:22I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:26I'll take a minute, Mom.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:31Um,
00:58:32same.
00:58:34Isn't Brown the night?
00:58:36I think you know
00:58:36if it's prom or not.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:40But the real question is,
00:58:42do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would have asked you earlier,
00:58:49but Jay kind of
00:58:50gave me to the show.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention
00:58:52his name again.
00:58:52I don't want to hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Later.
00:59:03I just slept
00:59:04with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05and I'm in love
00:59:06with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14only the best
00:59:15for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have
00:59:20gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance
00:59:22that you
00:59:23might have wanted
00:59:24to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course
00:59:30they'll go to prom
00:59:30with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:36I didn't expect you
00:59:37to be here.
00:59:38Cole,
00:59:39are you here?
00:59:41Cole,
00:59:42are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds,
00:59:45you can't just
00:59:46barge into my house
00:59:47like this.
00:59:47I see you, Cole.
00:59:48You are a big pro.
01:00:06Hey, uh,
01:00:08you almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing
01:00:10into an evening gown
01:00:11and a bunch
01:00:12of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay,
01:00:15I'm ready.
01:00:17I'm ready.
01:00:17I'm ready.
01:00:19I'm ready.
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God,
01:00:32Haley,
01:00:32you are the most
01:00:33beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:39I just hunched
01:00:39over in a car mirror
01:00:40to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42for at least
01:00:4220 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes.
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47Deal.
01:00:50Thank you all
01:00:51for using
01:00:52the prom voting site
01:00:53to catch your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have
01:00:55a winner.
01:00:58And your
01:00:592026 prom queen
01:01:01is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow.
01:01:07Oh, my God.
01:01:09Thank you guys
01:01:10so much.
01:01:12Seriously,
01:01:12this means the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like,
01:01:14who else would win,
01:01:15right?
01:01:17This is just
01:01:18the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole.
01:01:27Haley's fucked.
01:01:28Since what is your dad?
01:01:29Yes.
01:01:33Hey, her, uh,
01:01:35most time that's up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah.
01:01:47I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:52Everyone say it with me.
01:01:54Pervy princess.
01:01:55Pervy princess.
01:01:56Pervy princess.
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts
01:02:05between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds
01:02:08fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month
01:02:11is essential
01:02:12to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, Daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have it,
01:02:17no one can.
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy
01:02:20Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy.
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:30What?
01:02:31You exploited me
01:02:32for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think
01:02:33I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit.
01:02:37You know, Jen,
01:02:39as the principal,
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain
01:02:41impartial
01:02:42and above all
01:02:43of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly,
01:02:48you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time
01:02:52that you are expelled
01:02:53from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that.
01:02:56I'm the principal,
01:02:56so, uh,
01:02:57yes, I can.
01:03:07There was no internship.
01:03:10You lied to me!
01:03:17Haley, catch.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23Oh.
01:03:24My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:27Now all I need
01:03:28is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer
01:03:33is a Bowie knight
01:03:34with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and an awesome
01:03:37sense of humor.
01:03:38Oh.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me
01:03:54for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man
01:04:00that's worthy
01:04:01of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet,
01:04:03you can't see
01:04:04I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Haley.
01:04:08And you can accept that
01:04:09or I'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone
01:04:16I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:20Joy prime.
01:04:28I am so proud of you.
01:04:31I kind of done
01:04:32with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't
01:04:37slayed a dragon before,
01:04:39though, so...
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh, my God,
01:04:45I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:47Hey.
01:04:51Woo-hoo!
01:04:53Woo-hoo!
01:04:55Woo-hoo!
01:04:56Woo-hoo!
01:04:57Woo-hoo!
01:04:58Woo-hoo!
01:04:58Woo-hoo!
01:04:59Woo-hoo!
01:05:00Woo-hoo!
01:05:00Woo-hoo!
01:05:01Woo-hoo!
01:05:02Woo-hoo!
01:05:02Woo-hoo!
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