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Full Episode of Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Oh, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels!
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my God, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hearts, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:46Bye.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:00Oh.
00:05:14You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, the Halloween goes to school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds, and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jenna's a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:42Chen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chance it's Chen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:00What if you're a friend?
00:07:03Oh, please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there buttercup
00:07:18Keep walking Hayley
00:07:19Just keep walking
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning or
00:07:24My name's Hayley
00:07:25Well Hayley
00:07:27I think you uh
00:07:28You used to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:33What a coincidence
00:07:35So did you
00:07:36Oh no
00:07:39Oh I'm sorry
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:43You're just a man child with follicle issues
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her must have failed in the eyes
00:07:51I was so relieved to see you
00:08:06Something happened today
00:08:07I lost the game I thought I'd never see you again
00:08:10I think it's time we call this what it is
00:08:13And what is this
00:08:15What I think it is
00:08:17Is I want to be with you
00:08:19And you want to be with me
00:08:22As more than just
00:08:23Friends
00:08:23Oh thank god
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything
00:08:27You're my soulmate
00:08:29I like you so much
00:08:30Okay well since we're dating now
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:36Wait really
00:08:38Yeah
00:08:38Get ready
00:08:45Okay
00:08:46No face
00:08:47Just the boobs
00:08:49Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53PG-13 nudes are harmless
00:08:55All the kids do this
00:08:57You'll love it
00:09:02This lighting hates me
00:09:04Come on Hayley
00:09:05Confidence
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online
00:09:13Okay
00:09:14Yeah
00:09:15That's actually kind of
00:09:20Oh my god
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:24Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me
00:09:30Don't look at me
00:09:31We're trying to have a Bible are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35Get out
00:09:36Now
00:09:37Fine
00:09:38Ow
00:09:39Damn it
00:09:44Come on
00:09:45No
00:09:46It's not
00:10:09It's
00:10:13It's
00:10:15It's
00:10:17you're helping me
00:10:18I won't, I didn't point on it, but here we are
00:10:28excuse you, these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32that is shocking
00:10:33yeah, actually
00:10:34and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:38flirting? yeah, don't lie to yourself
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:42funny
00:10:44okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:48fine by me
00:10:51oh, I know
00:10:53of all the purple brawl, by the way
00:10:56I like it in a weird way
00:10:57I mean, I am my type, but
00:11:00you know, power theory, or whatever
00:11:01would you just get out of here?
00:11:11hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward
00:11:24just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30oh my god
00:11:32here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response?
00:11:42don't freak out
00:11:43he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:48why?
00:11:49you don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59mm-hmm
00:12:00got it
00:12:03what are you doing?
00:12:17what are you doing?
00:12:25let's see it
00:12:26let's go
00:12:29oh, shit
00:12:31oh
00:12:31oh
00:12:32yo, what's going on?
00:12:34dude, your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what?
00:12:36yeah
00:12:39what?
00:12:43what?
00:12:45what?
00:12:47what?
00:12:49what?
00:12:50what?
00:12:51what?
00:12:51come on
00:12:52what?
00:12:53let's see if these builds are photoshopped
00:12:54I feel shocked
00:12:57oh
00:12:57stop
00:12:57delete it
00:12:58please
00:12:58delete it
00:13:10oh my brave knight
00:13:11I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Jen, stop!
00:13:35Jen, stop!
00:13:35Jen, stop!
00:13:36Jen, stop!
00:13:36Jen, stop!
00:13:37Jen, stop!
00:13:37Jen, stop!
00:13:37Jen, stop!
00:13:38Jen, stop!
00:13:39Jen, stop!
00:13:43Jen, stop!
00:13:45Jen, stop!
00:13:47Jen, stop!
00:13:48Jen, stop!
00:13:51Jen, stop!
00:13:51My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:54You're already feeling it!
00:13:56Jen, stop!
00:13:58Stop it!
00:13:59Jen, stop!
00:14:01Jen, stop!
00:14:08Hey.
00:14:10You okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Haley's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Haley, are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:20Mom.
00:15:21Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do, do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:26I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna roast for Kate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When? Where?
00:16:44Well, after school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:24He's not a nobody dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45What if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I am Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers, you're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:37Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45Are you waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend to bedik?
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble why is guacamole wizard still not here oh no
00:19:01we're not here to give you any trouble we just noticed that you didn't have any
00:19:04lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:23so you think you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school you're a
00:19:29maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you oh and by the way
00:19:36cole's not gonna come save you because after all he's rich like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:50yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:53cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup
00:20:00pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06pick it up you're gonna record this
00:20:15didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:18don't think you have leverage here so tell your mom how fucked up you are you want to hold that
00:20:23thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:28i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:37got it let's go
00:20:41what are you looking at
00:20:45got it let's go
00:20:54uh thank you
00:21:24wow
00:21:26are you looking nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though so
00:21:33am i that annoying
00:21:35maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings cole edna's because it's not gonna work
00:21:41i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:49how'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her
00:21:55he he makes me feel safe
00:21:59you wouldn't understand though
00:22:05you don't understand better than you think
00:22:08cole understands me better than i think
00:22:12i don't see why you touch him like this
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:29no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36in the game
00:22:46why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you a little slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:07i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that
00:23:13he's smart and he's kind and he loves me for who i am
00:23:19that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:49it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:57you live such a tough life
00:24:03what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:07but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:15why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:19really are you okay
00:24:20you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:24who
00:24:24nobody
00:24:25which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:36so are we going to prom together
00:24:38hell yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:47whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04oh
00:25:05you
00:25:05oh
00:25:06me
00:25:07why is she so lucky
00:25:09cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17because you don't do any homework
00:25:24you finished it
00:25:26it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh
00:25:33how close were you with your mom
00:25:36what is he trying to do
00:25:38it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:41i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so
00:25:57are you going to prom
00:25:58i don't know
00:25:59i don't know
00:26:00i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:04or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me
00:26:07me
00:26:08jealous
00:26:08no why would i be jealous
00:26:10oh because i think you so secretly want me
00:26:13you are so full of yourself
00:26:15you can do this on your own
00:26:16yeah
00:26:19no way
00:26:21it's a self-locking door
00:26:22really
00:26:23miss gorma's gonna be back in an hour
00:26:25i'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28okay
00:26:29sorry
00:26:29am i that bad
00:26:31i think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32where we left off
00:26:34don't worry
00:26:34maybe trust me to do
00:26:36mm-mm
00:26:36we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55it was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this
00:27:12one day when you regret it
00:27:14you know
00:27:16we can do more if you want
00:27:32and i've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:35so you want me
00:27:39i think you know which i want you
00:27:45do you want me
00:27:48i want you
00:27:53oh shit
00:27:57anyone in here
00:28:01oh my god
00:28:02how long have you two been in here
00:28:03i really need to change this lock
00:28:05are you two okay
00:28:06oh
00:28:07yeah
00:28:08yeah we're good
00:28:09we're okay
00:28:18you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20what didn't happen
00:28:21hey wait
00:28:22it's just hormones
00:28:24hey jake
00:28:26can you still play after your accident
00:28:28relax i'm not dead
00:28:29wait car accident
00:28:31guacamole wizard
00:28:38i gotta go
00:28:46guacamole wizard
00:28:47huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident
00:28:52do i know you
00:28:54why is he being so standoffish
00:28:56is he trying to give me a surprise
00:28:58or he heard something about cold
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers
00:29:06he was in a real car accident
00:29:08according to you so is guacamole wizard
00:29:10i can't take this anymore
00:29:12cold
00:29:13wait
00:29:15oh shit
00:29:20what's up guys
00:29:22um
00:29:23we were just chatting
00:29:24chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted cold
00:29:31hey
00:29:31i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35they're your favorite
00:29:36right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:39tough day huh
00:29:41there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43they're my favorite
00:29:44he couldn't be cool
00:29:47could he
00:29:53the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:57what do you honestly get out of here bro
00:29:58you came to my table bro
00:30:00and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again
00:30:09cole is jealous
00:30:11we got a problem here cole
00:30:12we don't have a problem
00:30:15we don't have a problem
00:30:16right
00:30:17tell cole to get my ball
00:30:18and we don't have a problem
00:30:21jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:25i have the ball now
00:30:26can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:30cole and jake are fighting over hayley
00:30:33maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake
00:30:38hey
00:30:39what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:43wait seriously
00:30:44yeah
00:30:44just one little catch
00:30:46you have to pretend to like hallie roth
00:30:51all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54if you have any questions i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole
00:31:01but if he's really jake then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05you've literally been sorry for five minutes
00:31:07i'm thinking
00:31:07about the report or about him
00:31:09why are you making it so weird about jake
00:31:11we literally made out of a sore dream
00:31:14maybe maybe you've known jake longer
00:31:16no you don't
00:31:17how do you know that
00:31:18you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22you have no idea
00:31:28oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hayley someone's here to see you
00:31:58are you asking me to prom
00:32:00too cheesy
00:32:01no it's cute
00:32:04the accident
00:32:05the mozzarella sticks
00:32:06he is guacamole wizard
00:32:09so um
00:32:10what do you think
00:32:11you want to go to prom with me
00:32:13i
00:32:14i should feel happy
00:32:16but why does this feel so wrong
00:32:20hey can we not
00:32:24hey can we not
00:32:26dude seriously what is your problem
00:32:28my problem here dude
00:32:29is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31and you're out here distracting me with bad puns
00:32:34wow
00:32:35that is some weak shit man
00:32:37oh that's weak shit
00:32:39is this weak shit
00:32:43oh my god
00:32:51wow
00:32:51wow
00:32:52he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59wait i can't
00:33:00colt put me down
00:33:02put me down
00:33:05don't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen
00:33:22why do you hate me so much cool
00:33:24you and i
00:33:25we're not that different
00:33:26and if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28i think that we would make a great match
00:33:30like say if you asked me to prom
00:33:33i might say yes
00:33:37jen
00:33:37you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me
00:33:41jen you want to go to prom
00:33:42with me
00:33:43we're both hot
00:33:44and we're both rich
00:33:46and our dads have been in business like forever
00:33:48so
00:33:50how romantic
00:33:51i think i'll pass
00:33:54you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:33:58oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corkamoly wizard
00:34:03i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:07what should we wear to prom
00:34:09and the dean's list
00:34:18um i'll talk to you later
00:34:20i'll see you around school okay
00:34:21okay yeah i'll see you later
00:34:22bye
00:34:24he's so different
00:34:25maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:27hey
00:34:33haley
00:34:39jeez
00:34:40god
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:52oh
00:34:53you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:56i don't care
00:34:57i do care
00:35:00here we are
00:35:17don't put a problem with jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do
00:35:23how do you know i like mozzarella sticks
00:35:25that's something i've only ever talked about
00:35:27because i pay attention to what you like
00:35:31i noticed it at lunch
00:35:34the first day
00:35:35you were watching me
00:35:38just don't give me a chance to talk about it
00:35:42just don't give me an apology
00:36:06Idiot.
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21Alright, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah? Really, like who?
00:36:23I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:27And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:31Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal.
00:36:35No, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Here, I'll go.
00:36:52Uh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:04Oh, shit, look up.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:23Stop! Guys, stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens. I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake. I've got to save Jake.
00:37:41Oh my god! Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:45Bailey Rock, that's detention. After school, don't be late.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that. I don't know why though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:33Father that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick of my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:48Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:13Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack!
00:39:33What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you, are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:12This squirm is burning!
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:15Oh please, it's baking soda and water, you're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, um, sorry.
00:40:36Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:51Come on.
00:41:04Hey!
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:22We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means, it means I can't...
00:41:31Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:42:01Big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo.
00:42:03Okay, okay, I-I get it.
00:42:08You're kinda sweet.
00:42:13Hey, look at that.
00:42:14Yeah.
00:42:16Oh my god! Thank you!
00:42:19Oh my god!
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:35Never.
00:42:42Oh my god.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:15I can't believe it.
00:43:16Valley whore?
00:43:17What are they talking about?
00:43:19You're in person.
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:33Oh my god.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:58Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:07Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:28Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:35It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property.
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:26So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're gonna go, and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing the party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:43You got this Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:02Thank you, Mom.
00:48:22You got this.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:27Get drunk, girl!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:31Yeah.
00:48:42What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:49Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:56Jen.
00:48:57Why are you doing this?
00:48:58What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:06Those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:24Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:43Paul?
00:49:47Someone in your room.
00:49:54We'll see you later in the morning.
00:49:55We go next toissaugube.
00:49:55Horrible.
00:50:03A fire.
00:50:07You're gonna be walking over you can check that high enough.
00:50:08You're not granted up.
00:50:09A fire.
00:50:09You're getting eaten.
00:50:11You're due.
00:50:12You're getting exhausted.
00:50:12Good-bye, man.
00:50:14I want to leave a peace out there.
00:50:14Let's go next to La Fouca Steesta.
00:50:14Go to Florida.
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:47wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:02you trying to do i guess you obviously the white clothes were just an added bonus i knew i shouldn't
00:51:08trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what are you who is that oh just the devil
00:51:27get in the car i'm not gonna ask you again cole get in the car dad can you just act
00:51:34normal for
00:51:35once and please introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40hi mr opens so you're the scholarship trash that's hell bent on ruining cole's life
00:51:47well i've got news for you young lady my son is gonna marry a good girl from a respectable family
00:51:54and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me
00:52:01stay away from him or i swear to god your mother is fire dad stop don't you touch my family
00:52:10i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:16i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:23you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:30any part of
00:52:31it so cole fell with your dad hayley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:50hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:53i promised your mother i would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally
00:53:15helped and ruin your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not
00:53:42let's get these lovers together
00:53:48hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:04birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because
00:54:09he is uh also the president of the prom committee we were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:16cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school sanctioned
00:54:26laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole
00:54:48i brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be
00:54:59together just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:06no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:18mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:29open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44i'm sure you've given this to you a long time ago
00:55:48hayley i've wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to fire your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55i was
00:55:56i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose
00:56:14i understand that this changes things if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but i
00:56:23i need you to know i love you
00:56:37cool i love you
00:56:38you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months
00:56:44i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though because i had to be loyal to him
00:56:49and
00:56:51but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean i i always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:08you're hot now you're really fucking hot
00:57:11you're really fucking hot
00:57:15hey uh there's things that we could do
00:57:20yeah i don't
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:26yeah no don't worry
00:57:50okay so what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54no yeah we'll do again
00:57:57i'll get sex with sex with me specifically
00:57:59i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:16oh god no i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21no i'm just i'm just lost behind it
00:58:25there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26i'll see you in a minute
00:58:27stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32same
00:58:34isn't promenade
00:58:36i think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38okay
00:58:40but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:45cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:47oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to a joke
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me once
00:58:56but i don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed
00:59:12i thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that
00:59:18uh i might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:23might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:35mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:39cole are you here
00:59:41cole are you here
00:59:44mr edmonds you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47i see you cole you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14okay i'm ready
01:00:26what do you think
01:00:31my god haley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:38i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes
01:00:4420 more minutes
01:00:45we're in
01:00:46i do
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03jen longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:06oh my god
01:01:08thank you guys so much
01:01:11seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:13i mean like who else would win right
01:01:16oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23oh my god that's haley and cole
01:01:55it was fun
01:01:55princess herbie princess
01:01:57herbie princess
01:01:58oh my god
01:02:03wait wait wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can
01:02:19i'm gonna destroy hayley rod's life is this real jen's crazy
01:02:25who did this
01:02:27who did this
01:02:31what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama
01:02:46but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are expelled from edmunds academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:55i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:03:07there was no internship
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:23oh my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all i need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh yeah no can do
01:03:31all i have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oh how can i refuse
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:57you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of hayley
01:04:07and you can accept that
01:04:09i'll make my own path
01:04:10and best believe me i can
01:04:13i'll say this
01:04:15it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:20joy prime
01:04:28i am so proud of you
01:04:31i kind of done with all you being by my son
01:04:34that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39though so
01:04:40i love you bala queen
01:04:42i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:44oh my god i gotta change that username
01:04:46i love you
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