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00:00:06a lot of people ask what I've been up to since high school honestly nothing good
00:00:35thank you my friends
00:01:01And I've got such a long way to go
00:01:04Such a long way to go
00:01:05To make it to the border of Mexico
00:01:08So I ride like the wind
00:01:12Ride like the wind
00:01:15I'm gonna ride like the wind
00:01:28I'm gonna ride like the wind
00:01:30Shhh
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00:04:48I don't know.
00:05:22I don't know.
00:06:15You want a cup of milk?
00:06:25Sure.
00:06:52Thank you, Dahlia.
00:07:19Thank you, Dahlia.
00:07:23All right, pass the eggs.
00:07:26Here, let me get some first, Dad.
00:07:28This is our address.
00:07:30Will you be sure to send you an article when it's in the paper?
00:07:32Yeah, as long as the commies at college don't censor it.
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:36You're doing the Lord's work.
00:07:40Hope to see you again soon.
00:07:41Thank you so much.
00:07:41Good luck with everything.
00:07:42Yeah.
00:07:43Bye, guys.
00:07:44Bye.
00:07:45Bye.
00:07:46Bye.
00:07:47Wish you well.
00:07:50Safe travels.
00:07:52God bless.
00:07:53Bye.
00:07:53Bye.
00:07:54Bye.
00:08:01I just got my permit.
00:08:17God bless, Ruby.
00:08:20I've never been on the internet.
00:08:23You know, Daisy, I think you got it made.
00:08:28But I can't help but be curious.
00:08:32All the people out there, living big, exciting lives.
00:08:41I trade spots with you in a heartbeat.
00:08:45Bye.
00:08:55Bye.
00:08:56Bye.
00:08:58Bye.
00:08:59Bye.
00:09:12You ought to come back out in the spring and meet Dahlia's baby.
00:09:17I just might.
00:09:25How you done?
00:09:30Oh shit.
00:09:32Hey Fostrum.
00:09:33Hey, USA.
00:09:34USA.
00:09:35USA.
00:09:36USA.
00:09:37USA.
00:09:38USA.
00:09:40USA.
00:09:43USA.
00:09:44Hot dog.
00:09:46It is gone.
00:09:50Cool.
00:11:23Hello, Rue.
00:11:27Where's my car?
00:11:30I had to leave it behind.
00:11:31I guess I'll just add it to your tab then.
00:11:35A few years after high school, I was working at a smoke shop.
00:11:39Could I just get a raw cone, please?
00:11:41Yeah, for sure.
00:11:45You keep the change, actually. Thanks.
00:11:48Okay.
00:12:01Lori, hey. How are you?
00:12:03You owe me money.
00:12:04I know, yeah. I was going to pay you back.
00:12:07You were?
00:12:07Yeah.
00:12:08But then, you know, you moved.
00:12:11I don't really have, like, 10 grand right now.
00:12:14You don't owe me 10 grand, silly.
00:12:16I don't?
00:12:17No.
00:12:18You did 46 months ago.
00:12:21And now, $10,000 at a 20% monthly interest rate over 46 months
00:12:28means that you actually owe me $43,887,000.
00:12:41I'll settle for $100,000, but I bet you don't have that either.
00:12:49And that is how I became a drug mule.
00:13:06I don't know.
00:13:09I don't know.
00:13:11I don't know.
00:13:34Swallow.
00:13:35Um, I don't, I don't really think that's possible.
00:13:41Claro que sí. Disfruta.
00:13:59The most important thing is to make sure each balloon is properly sealed.
00:14:23After a few runs, I decided to bring a friend.
00:14:53The danger of body packing is, if a balloon breaks, you die.
00:15:05What are you there?
00:15:08Maybe more than a kilo.
00:15:11Let's go fishing, brother.
00:15:28Hey, get your ass in the car.
00:15:30Okay, we gotta cross by three.
00:15:31Let's go.
00:15:48Let's go.
00:15:48Let's go.
00:15:49Let's go.
00:15:57Yo.
00:15:59Sorry.
00:16:01Don't, man. I can only clench for so long.
00:16:04Yeah, I know, but you got to keep that shit up there, all right?
00:16:06Breathe through it.
00:16:10Damn. Sorry.
00:16:11Hey, what the fuck did you eat?
00:16:14I'm good, thank you.
00:16:22Turn the engine off, please.
00:16:26Passports.
00:16:32What were you ladies doing in Mexico?
00:16:35Uh, I was just showing my girl how the mamacitas do it down here.
00:16:44Ruby Bennett?
00:16:45That's me.
00:16:48Faye Valentine?
00:16:50You have fun?
00:16:52No.
00:17:00I'm kidding.
00:17:02Dude.
00:17:03Woof!
00:17:04Woof!
00:17:09117-017-017-017-017-018-018
00:17:14That's me.
00:17:15I'm kidding.
00:17:19No, my son.
00:17:21Nope.
00:17:40Welcome to America.
00:17:41Thank you, sir.
00:17:53Laura, she's about ready to blow.
00:17:55Get this strainer, it's in the dishwasher.
00:17:58I'm in.
00:18:00Come on, bro.
00:18:03Hang in there.
00:18:04Hang in there.
00:18:05I got you.
00:18:06What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:08I had an accident.
00:18:11You better get the bucket.
00:18:17And that, ladies and gentlemen,
00:18:18is how Fenton is smuggled into the United States.
00:18:32After Fesco's house got raided,
00:18:35Lori left East Highland and went into business
00:18:36with her cousin Harley and his son Wayne.
00:18:41I'm not saying they're inbred,
00:18:44but I have my suspicions.
00:18:47Looks good, mate.
00:18:48Here's the roof.
00:18:50You haven't been killed or caught yet.
00:18:54Praise the Lord.
00:18:57I'd done a dozen runs over the course of two years
00:19:00and somehow ended up their number one mule.
00:19:04I guess we finally found something to do.
00:19:13You think Wayne liked the spaghetti?
00:19:17Oh, I think Wayne likes you.
00:19:23You know, he's trying to get out of the drug business.
00:19:27Yeah, I don't know about that.
00:19:32He's been saving up.
00:19:33That's why he's got a lot of money in his safe.
00:19:39What's safe?
00:19:41The big one in his basement.
00:19:42He wants to get into avocados,
00:19:44and you can make a lot of money with avocados.
00:19:57What else does he have in that safe?
00:19:59Uh, I don't know.
00:20:01Important stuff.
00:20:03Where's the key?
00:20:04On his belt.
00:20:07What if there was a way to, like,
00:20:09take off his belt?
00:20:15I think I can figure that out.
00:20:18In between runs,
00:20:19I'd pick up extra cash driving for Uber.
00:20:28I left the old farm down in Texas
00:20:31And bombed all around for a time
00:20:36Then one day I found myself staring
00:20:40At a sign that red sun set in buying
00:20:44The big cars and the views
00:20:47The city is crumbling.
00:20:49Crime is out of control.
00:20:51Somebody's got to do something.
00:20:53Yeah, totally.
00:20:57Ooh, up here on the right.
00:20:58Oh, okay.
00:21:01Alright.
00:21:03Let's go.
00:21:03You stay in trouble.
00:21:05Yeah, will do, Batman.
00:21:09I wonder.
00:21:10Hey, babe, how are you?
00:21:19Yo, Howard, it's Bennett.
00:21:20Open up.
00:21:26Hey!
00:21:29How was Arizona?
00:21:30Um, yeah, I don't know.
00:21:31It was great.
00:21:32Uh, just got to hang out with Gia
00:21:33And she's doing good.
00:21:34She's, like, top of her class.
00:21:36So was I.
00:21:38I know.
00:21:39Sometimes Lexi would let me crash on her couch.
00:21:44But I always came with a lecture.
00:21:46What are your long-term goals?
00:21:48And since I couldn't be honest
00:21:49About what I've been up to,
00:21:50Uh, I'd be fake.
00:21:52Right now, it's kind of just a day at a time.
00:21:55You have to plan for the future
00:21:56Because pretty soon Uber drivers
00:21:58Are going to be extinct.
00:22:00It's all going to be automated.
00:22:01Like, AI.
00:22:02They're not going to need people like you.
00:22:05Right.
00:22:10You know, I met these, uh,
00:22:13These Christians on a homestead in Texas.
00:22:16Christians in Texas?
00:22:17It was a drop-off.
00:22:19But, yeah, the Miller family.
00:22:21I can't stop thinking about them.
00:22:23There's, like, six kids.
00:22:26And they lived on a farm
00:22:28With, like, a bunch of animals.
00:22:29And no technology.
00:22:31No nothing.
00:22:32And I genuinely think
00:22:34That they were the happiest people
00:22:35I've ever met in my life.
00:22:37Because they're in a cult.
00:22:39Oh, well, maybe that's the answer.
00:22:42Christianity?
00:22:43I just feel like
00:22:45If I grew up religious,
00:22:46Maybe my life would be better.
00:22:48Well, I'm not going to be friends
00:22:49With a Christian.
00:22:50Why?
00:22:52Because they're judgmental.
00:23:01You know, you really should call Fez.
00:23:05Yeah, I know.
00:23:07I feel guilty, but I just,
00:23:09I haven't, I haven't had any time.
00:23:11I've been really busy.
00:23:12Yeah, well, you're free today.
00:23:14This is rare.
00:23:15Like, I work, like, seven days a week.
00:23:18Yeah, well, he misses you.
00:23:20Did he say that?
00:23:22Multiple times.
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:26My hours and his hours
00:23:29Don't really line up,
00:23:30So it's hard.
00:23:31I'll just, like,
00:23:32Pick up the phone and call him.
00:23:34It's not like he's going anywhere.
00:23:36He's in prison for 30 years.
00:23:40Lexi was working in Hollywood
00:23:42On a nighttime soap.
00:23:47Her boss, Patty Lance,
00:23:49Was an industry legend.
00:23:51Writers are the engineers of the human soul.
00:23:55People underestimate the power of entertainment.
00:23:59What you see on television directly impacts the way we see one another.
00:24:06The decisions we make at home, in schools,
00:24:10And more importantly,
00:24:12What we do at the ballot box.
00:24:15Okay?
00:24:16That means
00:24:17It's really important that we get 7-12 together.
00:24:22Lexi felt right at home.
00:24:24She was surrounded by smart, creative people who cared about the world.
00:24:28This election is giving me so much anxiety.
00:24:32Unlike her sister,
00:24:34Who was living in some right-wing, suburban bubble.
00:24:53She spent her free time trying to become TikTok famous.
00:25:15Very nice, Miss Cassie.
00:25:16Very nice.
00:25:19And we go, we go, we go, we go.
00:25:29So I go to work all day.
00:25:32I come home,
00:25:33And you're pretending to be a puppy dog.
00:25:36I'm just creating content.
00:25:39There are dishes in the sink from last night's dinner.
00:25:41There are flies buzzing around.
00:25:43I am so sorry, Mr. Nate.
00:25:45Do not apologize, Juana.
00:25:47You work for the two of us.
00:25:48She is a housekeeper, not a videographer.
00:25:51Well, she's good at both.
00:25:52I pay her to do one.
00:25:54Get to work.
00:25:55Cheers, Mr. Nate.
00:26:01How many times do we have to talk about this?
00:26:05I am in the real world making deals.
00:26:07If an investor comes across a video like this online, I'm a joke.
00:26:11People make money doing this.
00:26:13Think about what you're saying.
00:26:14What you're actually saying.
00:26:16How much is that doggy in the window?
00:26:19Who's the doggy?
00:26:19I'm a doggy.
00:26:21All right, so you're for sale.
00:26:22No.
00:26:23No, but what you're saying is, you can buy me.
00:26:26It's just a funny video.
00:26:28Except you're not a doggy.
00:26:29You're a grown woman.
00:26:30So that makes you a what?
00:26:37A prostitute.
00:26:39No, I am not a prostitute.
00:26:41Then stop acting like you are.
00:26:43You are blowing this way out of proportion.
00:26:44I am growing my following.
00:26:47This brand might sponsor me.
00:26:48It's called monetization.
00:26:56Come.
00:27:14You don't need to worry about money.
00:27:17I've got money.
00:27:19Why haven't we remodeled the living room?
00:27:22Or the kitchen or the master en suite?
00:27:24Oh, maybe we will.
00:27:26But right now I'm investing in myself.
00:27:29In the business.
00:27:32Well, it takes money to make money.
00:27:34Then let me chip in.
00:27:36Oh.
00:27:45You've been a bad, bad dog.
00:27:49Mm.
00:27:52Woof, woof.
00:27:55Nate had taken over his dad's business.
00:27:59How about this?
00:28:00Just turn him on and pretend.
00:28:03Pretend to do what?
00:28:04Work.
00:28:06We've got to put on a shower.
00:28:09All right, boss.
00:28:11But what he didn't realize
00:28:12is how fucking hard it is
00:28:14to build in Southern California.
00:28:17Their wedding was around the corner.
00:28:21And Cassie was dreaming big.
00:28:25Fuck.
00:28:52How's it going, buddy?
00:28:53How's it going, buddy?
00:28:54How's it going on?
00:28:55Thank you for coming out.
00:28:57I know.
00:28:57It's all happening.
00:28:59I got an A++ team running around the clock.
00:29:01I'm going to...
00:29:06Do you know how many baby boomers died today?
00:29:10No.
00:29:106,000.
00:29:126,000.
00:29:12Jesus.
00:29:14Boomer dies every 15 seconds.
00:29:15You fast forward 10 years from now, it's a tidal wave of death.
00:29:19There's only two things certain in this life, and that's death and taxes.
00:29:24Sun Settlers will be the premier end-of-life transitional facility in California.
00:29:29We're going to offer dignity and care when these people need it most.
00:29:33You don't have to sell me.
00:29:35I just need to make sure things are moving smoothly before I invest in the second round.
00:29:39Smoothly?
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:41Take a look at what we got going on here.
00:29:44These guys have been here since the crack of dawn.
00:29:48Trust me, Kurt.
00:29:49We're going to make a killing.
00:29:50If Fred ever tried to tell me what I could and could not post on social media,
00:29:54I'd castrate him.
00:29:56He just doesn't get the online world.
00:29:59I mean, people make so much money using it.
00:30:01I don't want to have to fight about the prices of floral arrangements or a wedding cake or ice luges.
00:30:06I don't think you can make money that fast.
00:30:08I mean, you can't on OnlyFans.
00:30:10Isn't that porn?
00:30:12See, I used to think the same thing, but I started reading, and it's actually the biggest misconception.
00:30:18I mean, the platforms used to sell content, communicate.
00:30:21I'd be the one in charge.
00:30:22Wait.
00:30:23Are you really considering this?
00:30:25I mean, I wasn't.
00:30:26Not until Nate started nickel-and-diming me.
00:30:28So what would you be posting?
00:30:31I don't know.
00:30:32Probably the same stuff that I post on Instagram.
00:30:36So why would people pay for it?
00:30:38To form a deeper connection with me.
00:30:41Like, imagine all the unhappy men in the world for just $50.
00:30:46They could get a personalized pick and text from me saying,
00:30:50Good morning, handsome, thinking about you today.
00:30:55That's it?
00:30:57People just want to feel special.
00:31:04Well, good luck with Nate.
00:31:08Don't underestimate me.
00:31:37Are you seeing anyone?
00:31:40No.
00:31:43You?
00:31:44Nah.
00:31:47You hear about Jules?
00:31:50No.
00:31:52Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:31:57A sugar baby?
00:31:59A hooker.
00:32:00But there's a difference, right?
00:32:02Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:32:03That's like hiring a chef who doesn't cook.
00:32:06You ready?
00:32:06Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
00:32:19The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
00:32:25And action!
00:32:40You're drunk.
00:32:41I just had to build up the courage.
00:32:49Cut.
00:32:50Cut it!
00:32:51Gorgeous.
00:32:54What if he kisses her and then says the line?
00:32:57The kiss is the button.
00:33:00Let's try it.
00:33:04Spinner, kiss her, then the line.
00:33:06Okay.
00:33:08And action!
00:33:13You're drunk.
00:33:17I just had to build up the courage.
00:33:23Good note.
00:33:25And cut!
00:33:26That's a cut.
00:33:26Where's my iced tea?
00:33:27That was the day Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
00:33:32Hey, Lisa.
00:33:5390's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
00:33:56Most days she was stuck behind a desk.
00:34:03It's Penzer's office.
00:34:04This is Maddie speaking.
00:34:06Hi.
00:34:07Yeah, please hold.
00:34:09I have Annie on line too.
00:34:11I'll take it.
00:34:15Darling, how are you?
00:34:17How's Guatemala?
00:34:18I was just about to call you.
00:34:26But she had good relationships with the town.
00:34:28I want to have to stay at this thing.
00:34:30Stop pouting.
00:34:30You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
00:34:33Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
00:34:34Give me a fucking break.
00:34:38A manager takes 10% of everything.
00:34:45Five grand for the night.
00:34:50Good money.
00:34:52If you're Maddie's boss.
00:34:56Thank you, Ms. Marsh.
00:34:58The first step I get, right?
00:35:00Like I'm powerless over my addiction.
00:35:01My life's manageable.
00:35:03Fine.
00:35:04Step two.
00:35:05Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
00:35:07Fine.
00:35:08I get it.
00:35:09But step three.
00:35:12I just...
00:35:14That's hard.
00:35:15Why?
00:35:17Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
00:35:20Easy.
00:35:21You believe in something greater than yourself.
00:35:23That something is God.
00:35:24God is good.
00:35:25That is that.
00:35:26You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing, you know?
00:35:29Yeah.
00:35:30But I did meet this family.
00:35:32And they were super religious.
00:35:33And just like so happy.
00:35:37And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
00:35:40Oh, religious people are happier.
00:35:41That's a fact.
00:35:42Okay, so what do I do?
00:35:43Just like pick up a Bible and start reading it?
00:35:45That would be a start.
00:35:47Okay, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
00:35:48Like what?
00:35:49Ali, I like girls.
00:35:51What does that have to do with anything?
00:35:53Well, doesn't it say that like gays should be put to death or something?
00:35:56That was like 3,000 years ago.
00:35:57What?
00:35:57So 3,000 years ago was fine to like put the gays to death?
00:36:00Okay, look.
00:36:01You're talking about the Israelites.
00:36:02They were on the run.
00:36:03That was the main thing, all right?
00:36:04It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
00:36:06So being gay is a distraction?
00:36:07If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction.
00:36:09Ain't no time for sex.
00:36:10Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
00:36:14They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17They didn't say nothing about women.
00:36:20But hold on, it kind of makes sense though, because the men had to focus back then, all right?
00:36:24The survival of the people was at stake.
00:36:26Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they just kill.
00:36:29Oh my God, what are you writing?
00:36:30A romance novel?
00:36:31It says men who lay with men.
00:36:33You're talking about butt sex.
00:36:36Yo.
00:36:37I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
00:36:41Stop.
00:36:43Dude.
00:36:44Okay.
00:36:44This is before the invention of soap.
00:36:46Germ theory.
00:36:47Antibiotic.
00:36:48Yay, okay.
00:36:49I get it.
00:36:50You got to have ground rules, Rue.
00:36:51I get it.
00:36:52Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
00:36:56What about this?
00:36:57What about that?
00:36:58All kinds of mistranslations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
00:37:02You either have faith or you don't have faith.
00:37:04Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
00:37:10Okay, I'm sold.
00:37:11I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm going to read the Bible, okay?
00:37:16And when I do, I'm going to read every word as absolute fact.
00:37:20God damn, you ain't got to be so extreme about it.
00:37:22No, no, no, Ali, you said it yourself.
00:37:24Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
00:37:27So I'm choosing to believe.
00:37:32The miracles have begun.
00:37:35Amen.
00:37:36Hallelujah.
00:37:41All right.
00:37:50The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
00:37:56In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
00:38:02The earth was about form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.
00:38:09And the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
00:38:15Then God said, let there be light.
00:38:24And there was light.
00:38:30Hello?
00:38:31You're a retard.
00:38:32Lori needs you.
00:38:34Uh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:35Oh, yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.
00:38:41Hey.
00:38:43Hey.
00:38:44Hey.
00:38:48Hey.
00:38:49Hey.
00:38:50Hey.
00:38:51Hey.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:56Hey.
00:38:59Hey.
00:38:59You are the night's the fire.
00:39:03I'm afraid of all the evil.
00:39:07I'm afraid of all the evil.
00:39:09I'm afraid of all the evil.
00:39:14I'm afraid of all the evil.
00:39:16I'm afraid of all the evil.
00:39:22Yo.
00:39:23Hey, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package,
00:39:26a real piece of shit.
00:39:28Wait, me? Really?
00:39:30Yeah, you.
00:39:31Are you sure?
00:39:31Mm-hmm.
00:39:33Hey?
00:39:33Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
00:39:38I'm making a chicken dinner.
00:39:40You know, for Faye.
00:39:42You know, I'm just the two of us.
00:39:44Right.
00:39:45Really sweet.
00:39:46Yeah.
00:39:48Faye, hurry the fuck up!
00:39:58Ta-da.
00:40:01Good job.
00:40:06Wish me luck.
00:40:07Sorry.
00:40:09We're away.
00:40:15Ah.
00:40:24That's a tough one, and I'm right.
00:40:27Um.
00:40:27Ah!
00:40:30Who's the fuck?
00:40:31I'm scared.
00:40:33I'm scared.
00:40:35Bye, bye.
00:40:35I'm scared.
00:40:35Oh?
00:40:36Oh, who's the fuck?
00:40:36Oh, no!
00:40:36Oh.
00:40:36Oh, no.
00:41:48Hey man, uh, Alamo?
00:42:05Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
00:42:10Inside, upstairs.
00:42:12Take a right, then a left.
00:42:15Okay.
00:42:16Don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
00:42:20Yeah.
00:42:21Yeah, for sure.
00:42:37Sorry.
00:42:38Yeah.
00:42:39Okay.
00:42:44Okay.
00:42:45Okay.
00:42:45Okay.
00:42:46Okay.
00:43:10The probability of drawing four of a kind
00:43:14is 0.17%.
00:43:18I got lucky, man.
00:43:21Is that what you call it?
00:43:30Yo, do you know where the bathroom is?
00:43:33Yes, up the stairs to the right.
00:43:34Actually.
00:43:38Is he talking?
00:43:39No.
00:43:55Lucky.
00:43:59Asshole.
00:44:10oh shit sorry actually could you help me
00:44:16yeah of course i can yeah no problem thank you so much yeah
00:44:30i'm still sore from my boob job so it's oh yeah it's a little bit difficult well
00:44:38if it's any consolation i think you look fucking amazing
00:44:44you think so hell yeah all right there you go thank you no problem so how do you know alamo
00:45:00hello
00:45:28moving down
00:45:57I'll be right back!
00:46:03Listen, she works for Lori.
00:46:17You walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself.
00:46:24I'm so sorry.
00:46:30That's mighty disrespectful, little lady.
00:46:33Got that new bash back.
00:46:41This'll hit the spot.
00:46:52I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason.
00:46:57This is my little slice of heaven.
00:46:59Yeah, well, some of these girls?
00:47:02Demons.
00:47:04Ask as I hand select them.
00:47:07Oh, yeah?
00:47:07Mm-hmm.
00:47:08What business are you in?
00:47:10Look, is you a girl?
00:47:11FBI?
00:47:13No, I'm just curious.
00:47:14Mm-hmm.
00:47:19I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth.
00:47:24More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined.
00:47:31I'm in the business of pussy.
00:47:35Oh, shit.
00:47:36My men.
00:47:38Hell yeah.
00:47:42See, I done peeped it from a young age now.
00:47:45Mm-hmm.
00:47:46I seen it.
00:47:48Pussy.
00:47:50That thing between your legs got a Mr. Powell.
00:47:53So I figured I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register.
00:48:00Ka-ching.
00:48:02Ka-ching.
00:48:05Couple motherfucking shit.
00:48:07Yeah.
00:48:09Aw, man.
00:48:10Well, I came to the right fucking house, then.
00:48:12That's right.
00:48:13I'm the motherfucking king of pussy.
00:48:16I own and operate five of the dirtiest, most delectable strip clubs in the state of California.
00:48:22Fully nude, and I always lewd.
00:48:26Ain't that right, B?
00:48:29Yes.
00:48:30Okay.
00:48:31I'm just gonna, like, lay my cards out on the table here.
00:48:35That's like my dream job.
00:48:37Hoenn.
00:48:38What?
00:48:39You wanna be a Hoenn.
00:48:41No, man.
00:48:41No, no, no, no.
00:48:42I mean, like, helping out in a club, you know?
00:48:46Like, uh, troubleshooting.
00:48:50Troubleshooting?
00:48:53Troublemaking.
00:48:54I mean, a little bit of both.
00:48:56I see it.
00:48:57You a gay one, huh?
00:49:04I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
00:49:08What?
00:49:09CB, we got a freak-up in here.
00:49:13I'm begging you.
00:49:15Hire me.
00:49:15Come on, man.
00:49:17Please.
00:49:19Don't you work for that crack of lorry?
00:49:20Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world.
00:49:26Well, little lady, that's the beauty of this country we call America.
00:49:33Anyone can reinvent themselves.
00:49:38That's right, babies.
00:49:39That's right.
00:49:40That's right.
00:49:41That's right.
00:49:42That's right.
00:49:43Your daddy.
00:49:44Yeah.
00:49:44Does he always like this?
00:49:46Look away.
00:49:46Oh.
00:49:48Okay.
00:49:50I don't know.
00:50:26How's the food?
00:50:29Good.
00:50:31Great.
00:50:36Are you happy?
00:50:39Yeah.
00:50:41Good.
00:50:46So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
00:50:52What part?
00:50:55Florals?
00:50:56Jesus Christ.
00:50:59So, I have an idea.
00:51:00I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
00:51:04Will you just listen?
00:51:05$2,000.
00:51:06I understand.
00:51:07$5,000, fine.
00:51:09But $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
00:51:14That's insane.
00:51:16Well, I might have a solution.
00:51:22Is it less flowers?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25Is it less money?
00:51:28No.
00:51:29And there's no discussion?
00:51:35What if I paid for the flowers?
00:51:41You don't have any money.
00:51:44I can make it.
00:51:48Doing what?
00:51:51So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
00:51:55Oh.
00:51:56And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
00:52:04How?
00:52:09OnlyFans.
00:52:16The porn website.
00:52:18See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.
00:52:21You actually just communicate.
00:52:22You want to do porn.
00:52:25Well, if you would just let me finish.
00:52:27It's really fascinating.
00:52:29You want to sell your body for floral arrangements.
00:52:34I will if I have to.
00:52:41Absolutely not.
00:52:43No.
00:52:46Well, then we have a really big problem.
00:52:51Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
00:52:58So, what are you trying to say?
00:53:01That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
00:53:12I'm treading water right now.
00:53:15I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
00:53:19I've got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
00:53:25And Kurt, oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
00:53:30Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
00:53:34Baby.
00:53:35Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
00:53:38It doesn't feel that way.
00:53:42I just need to get to the starting line.
00:53:45The starting line?
00:53:46What about the finish line?
00:53:47It's in view.
00:53:48It is in view.
00:53:49We are so close.
00:53:50We're so close.
00:53:54This is going to be our moment.
00:53:55My moment is walking down that aisle.
00:53:58I'm surrounded by my friends, family, and $50,000 worth of flowers.
00:54:28What kind of pictures are we talking about?
00:54:31Pretty ones.
00:54:51You promised me you're not going to show those and your pretty face at the same time.
00:55:03Tish?
00:55:17Tish Lace with Fentanyl.
00:55:31She send you?
00:55:34Sabotage my shit.
00:55:36Is that what she did?
00:55:37She put your ass up to this?
00:55:38I swear to God, I just, I gave you what they gave me.
00:55:41I didn't pack it.
00:55:42I didn't open it.
00:55:42I had no idea.
00:55:46I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
00:55:50You tell me.
00:55:52It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but I just, when we were talking,
00:55:58I thought that, um, I thought that, um, I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
00:56:06Yeah?
00:56:06Yeah.
00:56:07I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
00:56:10She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines and going across the border.
00:56:16It's fucking hell on earth.
00:56:17It's over some shit I did in high school.
00:56:19Wait a minute, did she just say fucking high school?
00:56:22Nigga, she talking about high school.
00:56:24Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed it down
00:56:29the toilet.
00:56:30I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better,
00:56:33but the point is, Lori came back and she said that I owed her $100,000 and I have been
00:56:38paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
00:56:44So, you know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself,
00:56:49I thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
00:56:54Maybe this is the hand of God at work, you know, giving me something to look forward to or, like,
00:57:01some kind of hope that one day I could, you know, I could also have my own little size of
00:57:12heaven.
00:57:17So you believe in God?
00:57:22Yes, sir.
00:57:28Well, let's see if he believes in you.
00:58:20If I were you,
00:58:21I'd stay real still.
00:58:30No.
00:58:31No.
00:58:45No.
00:58:48No.
00:59:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:59:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:59:27oh, oh, oh.
00:59:36Straight Twigger.
00:59:38And if that's not loving me, then all I gotta say,
00:59:52God didn't make the little green apples
00:59:55It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
01:00:04There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss
01:00:07Disneyland, Mother Goose, ain't no nursery rhyme
01:00:13God didn't make the little green apples
01:00:16And it don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime
01:00:23And when myself is feeling low
01:00:27I look across the face of glow to ease my mind
01:00:59Oh, sometimes I'll call her up at home
01:01:04Knowing she's busy
01:01:09And ask if she could get away
01:01:13Meet me and grab a bite to eat
01:01:21And she drops what she's doing
01:01:24And hurries down to meet me
01:01:27And I'm always late
01:01:32But she sits waiting patiently
01:01:35Smiles when she first sees me
01:01:38Cause she's made that way
01:01:42And if that's not loving me
01:01:46She's busy
01:01:47So, she sees me
01:01:47She dares to meet me
01:01:50And stop 6
01:01:50No, she's 해도 I'm她
01:01:51No, I'm comfortable
01:01:52No, I'm not
01:01:53I'm alright
01:01:55I'm not
01:01:56Also, I'm fierce
01:02:00I'm not
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