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00:00What's happening Friday?
00:05I know, I know what's happening Friday!
00:08Someone's birthday!
00:10Whose birthday could it be on this table?
00:12Mum!
00:13No.
00:14Wow, you guys.
00:15Let's take it up now!
00:18It's going to be 7-8!
00:19March is a big month because March is like, for me, the start of spring.
00:24So I want to prep to get ready for like more animals, grow food.
00:29It's Zachary's 17th birthday, so it's going to be a busy month anyway.
00:33Happy birthday to you!
00:35Happy birthday to you!
00:38You are the best brother in the world, yay!
00:43Yay!
00:44For your birthday, Zach, what are we going to do?
00:46No, no, no.
00:47Just take away.
00:48Yeah?
00:49He can go anywhere he wants for his birthday, but he just likes the fundamentals.
00:53Like last year, we took him to Hobie Carberry.
00:56Not because we wanted to, because that was his choice.
00:58That was his choice.
00:59This year, I think we're going to get fish and chips, aren't we?
01:01He wants a takeaway, isn't he?
01:02Lovely.
01:03This doesn't feel special enough for your birthday, but...
01:06He's just like, I don't care.
01:07He just wants a takeaway.
01:08Yeah.
01:09Home is wherever, wherever you are, I hope that you're never, you're never too far.
01:27Oh, oh, oh.
01:29Oh, oh.
01:30Oh, oh.
01:31Oh, oh.
01:32Oh, oh.
01:33Oh, oh.
01:34Oh, oh.
01:37Oh, oh.
01:46Good morning.
01:47Nice?
01:48Yeah.
01:49Okay, mommy's got to take your brothers to school.
01:52Lunch is ready.
01:54Zach, we've got to go, darling. Enjoy. Bon appétit.
02:03I'm excited for your birthday. 17.
02:06You'll be on the road.
02:08If you need to go out, I can take you.
02:10Thanks, Zach. I have my own personal chauffeur.
02:13I'll be like, bring the car round, Zachary.
02:17On your birthday, babe, when we have dinner,
02:20do you want to invite Dad and Nicky?
02:22Yeah. I haven't seen him in ages, Mum.
02:25It'll be so fun, Zach.
02:28Pickle Cottage is like a magnet.
02:30Everyone comes here.
02:31And I won't say that that's by choice.
02:34I would say that we've created that.
02:36Yeah, we've created a monster.
02:38Yeah.
02:39We are a little bit like Jesus, right?
02:41Don't include me in that.
02:42I don't feel that I'm on Jesus' level.
02:44Well, he made the bread go and feed the 5,000.
02:48Our house, we can start off at dinner, just the five of us,
02:51and we can have another six people arrive,
02:53and we make it work, don't we?
02:55Yeah, everyone gets one potato.
02:57Yeah.
02:58They'd love it.
02:59They know our house is mad.
03:01Have you thought about what takeaway you want to get
03:04for your birthday, babe?
03:05Fish and chip.
03:06Fish and chip?
03:07Fish and chip at me farm.
03:09I love seeing my dad.
03:10I try and see him maybe every fortnight to, like, every month.
03:16When do you take your GCSEs, Bubz?
03:1880 days for maths and then about a little bit after is English.
03:23OK.
03:24So in a couple of, a few months.
03:26Are there any pros and cons to being part of two families?
03:30Pros, you get more presents.
03:35That's not your bus, is it, babe?
03:38Yeah, yeah.
03:39Look at the traffic.
03:41Stop letting him out.
03:42That's our bus, guys.
03:44My son is coming.
03:45In a dream world, it's all going to be nice and perfect,
03:48but no one's perfect.
03:50You got this, Zach.
03:51I love you.
03:52Have the best day.
03:53Bye, darling.
03:54Bye, darling.
03:55I love doing the school run.
04:00You just get a minute, like, in the morning to catch up.
04:03And I think that's one thing with Zach and Leighton I really appreciate.
04:07That little sliver in the morning where I can ask them about things
04:10and they're trapped.
04:11But they can't go anywhere.
04:12They have to talk to me.
04:14Outside of, like, the emotional part of having a blended family,
04:18I'd say the hardest thing is logistics.
04:21They've either got clubs or ran their friends' houses
04:24or they might be with their dads,
04:25so every now and then we get everyone in one place
04:27and we love it.
04:28The thing is, is there is no room for error.
04:31You do have to be so super organised.
04:33Otherwise, I'll drive to the school to pick up Leighton
04:36and he's not even there because it's his dad's weekend.
04:38And what a waste.
04:39What a waste.
04:40What a waste of time.
04:46Look, you've got three salads there.
04:48Amazing.
04:49It's just for me.
04:50Well, you do love your salad, don't you?
04:51I do.
04:52I don't know if I can get it through three boxes a week.
04:54You know what it was?
04:55It was going to go off, so we might as well cut it up.
04:57I just bought that salad.
04:58Exactly.
04:59We're against the clock.
05:00No, you've got to go gym.
05:02No, no.
05:03There's enough cut.
05:04I'm telling you, gym can weigh.
05:05No, gym can't weigh.
05:06There's more important things to do, Stace.
05:08So that's why you're doing this?
05:09Because you don't want to go to the gym?
05:10No, I've got to put a cellophane on it properly.
05:12I've got this.
05:13I've got this.
05:14Go to the gym.
05:15Joe is really good at procrastinating.
05:18I like to stitch up the future me.
05:20He said they're really helping the future me by doing it in the present.
05:23I'll be like, no, I'll leave that to tomorrow's Joe.
05:26And then tomorrow's Joe wakes up hating yesterday's Joe.
05:29You know when I clean the kitchen at night and you're like,
05:31just go to bed, just go to bed.
05:33And I'm like, no, because when I wake up tomorrow,
05:35my tomorrow me is going to be so happy with me.
05:37I'm going to walk into my kitchen and be like,
05:39you smashed it last night, Stacey.
05:40Well done.
05:41Your tomorrow loves you.
05:42It really does.
05:43My tomorrow despises me.
05:44No, it doesn't despise you.
05:45You just got to get up and do it.
05:47Come on, we'll go to the lake.
05:49You grab Rex and I'll go gym later.
05:51Who's excited to see Daddy's Lake?
05:52Me.
05:53I'm excited.
05:54I'm excited for you to see it.
05:55I'm envisaging a giant lake.
05:56Big, massive hole.
05:57It is a big hole, yeah.
05:58It is.
05:59At the minute, the lake is just like two massive holes in Brentwood.
06:01I'm surprised the police haven't come round to have a go at me.
06:06I've got all of our safety equipment, so we'd put it on first.
06:07For me, it's a family thing, you know.
06:08I love to think that in like two or three generations' time, the lake's still in the family and they're
06:13all still going down there.
06:14Right, guys.
06:15There you go.
06:16I'll show you what we've got going on here.
06:17Oh, cool.
06:18Stacie's got experience in starting new businesses and stuff like that, so I'd be an idiot not
06:21to sort of...
06:22..as it's not going to have to have to have to have to have to have a go at me.
06:23I've got all of our safety equipment, so we'd put it on first.
06:25For me, it's a family thing, you know.
06:26I love to think that in like two or three generations' time, the lake's still in the family and they're
06:32all still going down there.
06:33Right, guys.
06:34There you go, sweet.
06:35I'll show you what we've got going on here.
06:36Oh, cool.
06:37Stacie's got experience in starting new businesses and stuff like that, so I'd be an idiot not to sort
06:43to sort of listen to your advice every now and then.
06:46We've got that on tape.
06:48This is lake number one.
06:49It's massive, babe.
06:51You only realise how big it is when you see, like,
06:53builders over there.
06:55They look like tiny builder figures.
06:59Can we go down?
07:00God, this must make you so excited.
07:02Yeah, but nervous as well. I'm so nervous.
07:05Be careful.
07:06Look, you get a good idea down here how deep it is now, Stace, look.
07:10I am optimistic about Joe's Fishing Lake project.
07:12I think it's 100% something he could achieve.
07:15I'm not sure how I feel about his lack of plan.
07:18So we want it filled by the end of April.
07:20That is the schedule.
07:22But at the moment, I've got more chance of sunburn
07:25than I have of rain.
07:26So it's not looking good.
07:28The reason we're going to wait and let the lakes fill with rainwater
07:32is because to fill one of them lakes
07:34was going to cost, like, £50,000.
07:37And, like, I don't know about you,
07:39I sort of begrudge spending £50,000 on water.
07:41Do you know what I mean?
07:42To Stace, right, once this is all grassed out and stuff,
07:45we can come here whenever we want the kids.
07:46Do you know how much you're going to spend on grass?
07:48I know.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50I was hoping Scott might have some in his garage.
07:51This is the thing.
07:52Have you done, like, a plan for financials?
07:53Yes, I know. Yes.
07:55Because this is massive.
07:57It's absolutely huge.
07:59Like, even just grass seed, fertiliser.
08:01Yeah.
08:03I know they say don't go into business with family and friends
08:06because it can get messy.
08:08I don't want to lose our relationship with Farmer Scott.
08:11I don't ever want him to be in a situation
08:12where he regrets going into business with us.
08:15This is incredible.
08:16This is a living dream.
08:18Like, let's do it from the ground up, like, really well.
08:22I think his idea of what he wants,
08:24he can envisage what he wants it to be like.
08:26But he's a big, massive procrastinator, just like me.
08:30But if he's got a real big idea and he wants to do something,
08:33that there's a big end goal at the end of it,
08:35then, yes, he will follow through and we'll finish it.
08:38He does normally follow through, doesn't he, does he?
08:39Yeah, not I've asked him to ring back in five minutes' time.
08:41Yeah, that's true.
08:42Right, come on.
08:43Let's go.
08:45Who can get up the hill first?
08:46Hey, Marks, get set, go.
08:48Quick, beat Danny.
08:49You've got this.
08:50You've got this.
08:56Good save.
09:00We just need it to rain.
09:01How can we make it rain?
09:03We've done our bit.
09:04We've dug the hole.
09:05So it's just waiting for the water to come.
09:08Just full hit it.
09:08Just bam.
09:11Oh, good goal.
09:12But it's completely out of our control.
09:14It's in the hands of nature.
09:16What about if you do, like, a new little rain dance?
09:18Rain, rain, come and play,
09:21play today.
09:26It's not going to rain.
09:27I think maybe tomorrow.
09:34Where's your phone?
09:35In the pocket.
09:36Let's go.
09:36Come on, I'll never ring you.
09:37Ow.
09:38If you want Dad and Nicky to come over on your birthday,
09:41you have to ring them and organise it.
09:44He's asked with his dad, right?
09:45If he rings me or texts me, it means so much to me
09:48that he's thinking of me.
09:49I mean, don't get me wrong, most of the time
09:51it's, can you send me some money on my girl Henry?
09:53But I know his dad will appreciate it if he rings him himself,
09:56and asked him to come for dinner.
09:58I know what you're like.
09:59You want him to come, you've got the best intentions,
10:01then you'll forget to ring him.
10:02All right.
10:04I'm over there.
10:06I think you grow up for a time believing that life
10:09should be one way, and when it isn't that way,
10:14you feel like you've done it wrong,
10:16and you feel like you've done your kids a disservice.
10:19But you have to just push that aside and get over it.
10:22I think the most difficult thing is it's not
10:24the fairytale ending.
10:26What's going on, kiddo?
10:27Yeah, you?
10:28How you doing, you all right?
10:29Yeah, just working in college.
10:31Working hard, good boy.
10:33Yeah.
10:34Um, you come in Friday, yeah?
10:37I am indeed.
10:38Cool, cool.
10:39Looking forward to it.
10:41It should be good.
10:42Zach and his dad are so similar.
10:44They've got the same interests, like, they both love cars.
10:46Yeah.
10:47They both love Transformers.
10:49Does he like Transformers?
10:50Yeah.
10:50Wait till I see him.
10:52I'm going to get him a couple.
10:54He really would like that.
10:56Nicky, is Nicky coming?
10:58Yes, obviously.
10:59I'm just saying, make sure you like him.
11:01Oh, my God.
11:02It's nice when you say, oh, I hope Nicky's coming.
11:04It's nice.
11:05Oh, Mum, please stop.
11:07Please stop.
11:09What have you been up to?
11:10Just working.
11:11Oh, my God.
11:13Only as an adult now do I realise what hero parents I had.
11:17Because my mum and dad, they got divorced.
11:19And obviously, at the time, we had no idea why and what went on.
11:23But they remained, like, the best of friends.
11:26My dad moved on the same road.
11:29They shared the week.
11:30They split it in half, like, 50-50.
11:32I look forward to seeing you, kid.
11:33You too.
11:34Yeah?
11:35Yeah.
11:36Have a good week.
11:36You too.
11:38Love you.
11:38All right, love you, bye.
11:39I try my hardest to create that same vibe and atmosphere.
11:43I'm still not doing it as well as my mum and dad did.
11:46Like, they smashed it.
11:47I don't know how they did that.
11:48That's a unique situation.
11:49Oh, it's unbelievable.
11:50Oh, that's exciting.
11:51So, Dad and Nicky.
11:52Yeah.
11:53I'll feed the little ones early.
11:55And I'll get them, even if they're not in bed,
11:57they can watch a movie, can't they?
11:58Oh, that'll be so nice, Zach.
12:00I'm glad they're all coming.
12:01So, what do you two think a perfect family looks like, then?
12:05I don't think there is such a thing as a perfect family.
12:07I think as long as you've got a lot of love in your house,
12:10that's as perfect as you can get.
12:12If you wanted to be the perfect family,
12:14I reckon you'd have had to have lived a few different lives
12:17over and over again to finally, like, master it.
12:19Do you remember that?
12:21You were too young.
12:22Quantum leap.
12:23You'd have to do the quantum leap,
12:24keep going back to relive it, mate.
12:26You're right, yeah.
12:27You wouldn't remember it.
12:28It was quite an old programme.
12:29You are old.
12:29I'm thinking, let's start...
12:36Don't do that.
12:37You've got your own moisturiser.
12:39Yes.
12:40You've got your own stuff.
12:42You know, my mum felt a little bit neglected last year.
12:44Because you neglected her?
12:46Yes, I know I neglected her.
12:47You know, she's out in Spain at the minute.
12:50Maybe I'll pop out and see her for a couple of days.
12:52Sometimes I do feel a bit guilty.
12:53My mum has been on her own since she was 35 years old.
12:56Me, Shana and Casey can get wrapped up in our own lives.
12:59We've all got kids, we've got jobs.
13:01And it's easy just to forget about mum sometimes,
13:03because she is so independent.
13:05So it's important that we go down there
13:07and make sure she feels appreciated.
13:10You know, I can spend a little bit of quality time with her.
13:12I know she's on her own at the minute.
13:14I actually think that's the best idea.
13:17Mwah, I love you.
13:18I love you.
13:21I'll turn all the lights on.
13:23I love you.
13:25I love you.
13:27Happy birthday, Nozaki.
13:30Happy birthday.
13:33Happy birthday to you.
13:35You sound like baby.
13:38All I get asked is, what do you want for your birthday?
13:43And I don't know.
13:44I have everything I've wanted.
13:46There's nothing really else that I'd want.
13:50I don't need any shoes, any clothes,
13:52but I think Joe will buy me clothes anyway.
13:54Yeah, I'm not looking for anything really.
13:58It's nice, but I'm a bit too old for that now.
14:03Right, let's do some cards for Zachy for his birthday.
14:06He's going to love that.
14:07You're the best sister in the world.
14:08I've got you some pink, some purple.
14:10I think he'll have some patterns on there.
14:12It'll be really nice.
14:14Birthday is another day.
14:15Like, for a kid, that's fine.
14:16I don't see it as a big day,
14:17but my mum will probably say the opposite.
14:20So hard decorating for a teenager.
14:25No colour.
14:26Do you think we should have sunflowers?
14:28No.
14:29I know he's 17, but still, what about just a little?
14:33No!
14:34For everyone at his work,
14:38every time it's one of their birthdays they bring in two cakes.
14:41Yeah.
14:42And he's asked for lemon drizzle and carrot.
14:44I've made Zach's carrot cake.
14:46Are you making him the lemon drizzle, yeah?
14:48Yeah.
14:49Yeah.
14:51Joe is the most incredible chef.
14:54That skill does not transfer into baking.
14:57So with baking, you have to be quite meticulous,
15:00follow a recipe and do what the recipe says,
15:02cos it's a science.
15:04And that's something Joe cannot do.
15:07Look, that's got a shape to it.
15:09That's more for a bun.
15:10Baking for Joe is a no.
15:12Cooking, chef's kiss.
15:14If you're not going to make it, do you want me to make it?
15:16No, no, I can make a lemon drizzle.
15:17100%?
15:18Yeah, yeah.
15:19I'm going to make a backup lemon drizzle, just in case.
15:23Just in case.
15:25Anyone else would be offended.
15:29Oh, Belle, that looks lovely.
15:31So your brother, Zach, was your age when I met him.
15:34Do you know that?
15:35I met him when he was a little, tiny, little boy.
15:38Was he born from Mummy's tummy?
15:40He was born from Mummy's belly, yeah.
15:41Just like you, Rose, Belle and Layton, all from Mummy's belly.
15:46How lucky, eh?
15:47Because it's nothing out of the ordinary to have Dean and Nicky come over or my mum and
15:52my lot come over.
15:53There's always people here.
15:55So they don't really know the difference between who Dean is, who I am and the connections
16:02between everyone.
16:03They're just happy that people are over, giving them attention, loving them and playing with
16:07them.
16:08Right, I've got a cake to make.
16:10Are we ready?
16:11Yeah.
16:12Yeah.
16:13Ah, let's go!
16:16I've got to go and get the boys.
16:19Right, what is it?
16:20250 grams of everything, innit?
16:24Just take a little bit out of that.
16:26Stacey's very good at following instructions, but I like to sort of experiment a little bit.
16:37I chuck another egg in, another lump of butter.
16:40Why isn't it working?
16:42I've only used it once.
16:45Come to life, mate.
16:50It don't look right, does it?
16:53Maybe put some more eggs in.
16:55The most important thing.
16:57Zach knows that that cake was made with love, you know?
17:00Bit of an arrow, though.
17:01I don't know what the fuss is about.
17:06I think that's quite easy, innit?
17:09Bakers making out, it's hard.
17:12This is the cake Joe's making for you.
17:20Nice.
17:21What is it supposed to taste like?
17:23Lemon.
17:24Oh, is that the lemon?
17:26Oh, God.
17:27Zach, don't touch it.
17:29Whatever you do, don't even breathe on it right now.
17:32I'm not, I'm not.
17:33That is superb.
17:35Look.
17:36So, we'll present them tonight, and obviously it can only be based on looks, annoyingly,
17:41because we can't eat them until Zach decides.
17:44And then when the decision is made, the winner goes to work with Zach, and the loser gets eaten tonight.
17:50All right, then.
17:51Right.
17:52Go and sort yourself out, and I'll come and get you when we're going to pick up the fish and chips, yeah?
17:57I love fish and chips.
17:58You can't go with fish and chip chips in the best.
17:59Fresh fish and chips gives the best.
18:00When you were born, that's when I got my job in the fish and chip shop.
18:16Because it was on my way home from college, and you used to come to college for me, go to the college nursery, and I'd walk you down from college to the fish and chip shop.
18:24Nanny would meet me there, pick you up, and then I would work my shift so I could pay for college.
18:30When I had Zach, I had to, like, pay certain stuff towards college, so I needed a job for that.
18:35It was called, Oh My God. I loved it. Free sabloys for life.
18:41I think back then minimum wage was £5 an hour. And things like wipes, nappies, they were super expensive.
18:49Luckily, my dad and Karen had a son much later on in life, so I got loads of hand-me-down clothes from them, so we didn't buy new clothes.
18:58I'm really good at a cone, and I always used to wrap extra nails around so you could have loads of vinegar.
19:04Is that how you've done it for yourself?
19:06Yeah.
19:07Yeah.
19:08When people say to me, Zach's a credit to you, and you've raised him so well, I can't take that credit.
19:16Zach was raised by his dad, my sister, my brother-in-law, my mum, my dad, his nan.
19:21There's no way Zach would be who he is today without all of us.
19:25Thank you. Thank you. Bye-bye.
19:36They're about to come in. They're about to come in.
19:38Right, come on, Jo. They're coming.
19:40Hello. Hello.
19:42Hello, mate. Happy birthday.
19:45I can't believe you're 17.
19:48Are you doing all right?
19:49Oh, I am.
19:50Literally all right.
19:51We just, we literally just got back from the chippy, so you're actually in perfect time.
19:54Oh, good.
19:55Well, here's to Zachy. Happy birthday, mate.
19:57It's 17.
19:58Sir, is it weird that he's now 17? Is it strange?
20:02When we tell people, we're like, oh, yeah, Dean's got a 17-year-old son, they go, what?
20:06Yeah, I don't know.
20:07You're just 17 yourself?
20:08Thank you. Thank you.
20:10You've aged well, yeah.
20:1112, yeah.
20:12Was you 18 when we had Zach?
20:13Or 17?
20:1420.
20:15Oh, okay. I was 17.
20:16It's like the older man.
20:17Shots fired.
20:18I tick all the boxes.
20:20Shots fired.
20:21My step-mom was the first person who knew I was pregnant, because she guessed it.
20:27We were at a cafe, me, her, and my dad.
20:30And I was like, oh, my God, your onions stink, Dad.
20:33And he didn't even have any onions.
20:34Someone, like, at the other end of the cafe had onions.
20:36And I remember her pulling me to the side and being like, when was the last time you had a period?
20:41I was like, I don't know.
20:42She immediately made me tell my dad, straight away.
20:45And then my dad made me ring my mum.
20:48And then everyone else that was in the house, Gemma, Matthew, everyone, my brothers and sisters, were all there to hear the fallout.
20:56Can you imagine, like, having a baby now?
20:58No.
20:59Like, it's relative, right?
21:00No.
21:01Not yet.
21:02Please don't.
21:03Not yet.
21:04Please don't.
21:05Please don't.
21:07Please.
21:08I've got some baby pictures of you, Zack.
21:11Oh.
21:12Oh, and look.
21:13Look.
21:14In that picture, your hair's receding like mine is now.
21:17You look exactly the same.
21:19What the hell?
21:20Thanks.
21:21I remember coming home, and her and Zack's dad were on the sofa, and my dad was opposite.
21:27And there was just this silence, like, I've never felt.
21:31I knew Lee at that time, and I called Lee, and I was like, I think my sister's pregnant.
21:36And then I hid at the top of the stairs to hear the conversation.
21:40And I was just like, oh, my goodness.
21:42And then in my head, I thought, I'm so glad that's you, because I get to see Dad's reaction, and it not be aimed at me.
21:48I think he's such a good boy, though.
21:50We're so lucky.
21:51We've done all right.
21:53We've done all right.
21:55We smashed it.
21:56We smashed it with you.
21:57Right, shall we get these cakes out?
21:58Yeah.
21:59All right, come on then.
22:00You ready?
22:01Wait, hold up, hold up.
22:02I don't think it needs...
22:06You did that on purpose.
22:08Ready?
22:09Don't spit all over my cake.
22:10May the best lemon drizzle win.
22:12OK.
22:13We're ready.
22:16So, mine is a lemon drizzle designed after a polo.
22:22Mine is just a lemon drizzle designed after a lemon drizzle.
22:26So...
22:27Which one should Jack take to work?
22:29To be fair, if I was in a bakery, I would eat Joe's.
22:32I wouldn't.
22:33I would take...
22:34Thank you, Nikki.
22:35Look, it's got actual mini lemons in it.
22:37But this is the girl that had no time to make this cake today.
22:39But she managed to form little lemons.
22:41She has a bit of ironing.
22:42She has a bit of ironing.
22:43The finishing touches, I'm all about the attention to detail.
22:47Right, Zachy, the final choice is down to you, mate.
22:50Oh, they'd bully me if I took Joe's cake.
22:52What?
22:53They'd bully me if I took Joe's cake.
22:54They really would.
22:56I'll put this in the fridge ready for tomorrow.
22:58They really would.
23:01Happy birthday to you.
23:05I know how important it is to make sure dads stay in their kids' lives.
23:10I know what it's like having someone else in their life.
23:14So, for me, I just want to bridge that gap and make it nice and easy for them.
23:18Oh, blimey.
23:19Quite dense, isn't it?
23:20It is.
23:21I think that's the icing.
23:22Definitely getting a bit of lemon.
23:26It's a bit hard.
23:27It has been in the fridge as well, so it might have frozen a little bit.
23:31It's not shutting me up, mate.
23:32Sorry.
23:33Happy birthday, Zach.
23:36That was amazing.
23:38I think when you're with your family, with everyone, it's lovely.
23:43Thanks for coming, guys.
23:44Thanks for having us.
23:45Thanks for having us.
23:46In this scenario, it's all about the child, basically.
23:50And I think we're doing a great job of it.
23:52Little piss off.
23:53It's better for them that they've got these two families who absolutely love the bones off of them than to be fighting over them.
24:04I feel like that would be horrible for them.
24:06Oh, dang.
24:07You've forgotten your jacket.
24:08Bye.
24:09Love you.
24:10Bye, darling.
24:11See you soon.
24:12Bye, guys.
24:13Bye.
24:14That was nice, wasn't it?
24:17Oh.
24:18So nice.
24:29Get over here.
24:30Gotcha.
24:33Why do you poke your tongue out?
24:36Right, what do you want for breakfast, girls?
24:37I want porridge.
24:44Parents evening late today.
24:45How you feeling?
24:46How you feeling?
24:47How you feeling?
24:48Is that why you've been so nice to me?
24:49No, you've been particularly nice to us.
24:52Are we expecting...
24:53Good news or bad news?
24:54Good news or bad news?
24:55Guess who Daddy's going to go and see today, girls?
24:58Daddy is going to go to Spain and see Nanny Kif Kif.
25:01Tonight.
25:03Yes, not this time, but next time you can.
25:06My mum goes to Spain.
25:07She's got this little flat that she likes to stay in.
25:09She's got a real good, like, expat sort of community out there.
25:13You've got to finish packing, babe.
25:14Yeah, I'm on.
25:15You've got to be out of here by 8 o'clock.
25:18Have you got your passport, phone?
25:19No, I need to get the passport and my driving license.
25:21Go get your passport.
25:22I don't even know what I need to bring.
25:24Right, I've definitely not forgotten everything.
25:26I think I've covered every base.
25:29Socks and pants?
25:31Yes.
25:32Of course I've got socks and pants.
25:37Yes, I have got socks and pants.
25:39I haven't got my toothbrush, actually.
25:41Because she lost her husband and Joe lost his dad.
25:45They've got this closeness that needs to be nourished
25:48because they needed each other at a crucial point in their lives
25:51and I think they'll always feel that.
25:53Right.
25:58Well, that's it.
25:59That's got to be everything.
26:05Better take the passport and my phone.
26:08So I'm about 20 minutes late, but I'm sure it'll be fine.
26:15They always give you like a 45 minute buffer, don't they, at the airport.
26:19So I'm not panicking yet.
26:27Lovely.
26:28Thank you very much.
26:33Where's all the perfumes?
26:34Hello.
26:37Hola.
26:39This is my favourite thing about duty-free.
26:42Coming in and just covering yourself in free aftershave.
26:47Oh.
26:48It's lovely.
26:50I'm looking for two smells.
26:51A really fresh one and then a really oody one.
26:56Well, that's nice, that one, isn't it?
26:59Sensing.
27:00Well, whoever's sitting next to me, I'm in for a real treat.
27:12Right, we've got to go.
27:14It's last cause, so let's get a move on.
27:18Joe lives in his own time zone.
27:22You know, you have like Greenwich Mean Time, East Coast Time, then there's Joe Time, where he believes he can contort the fabric of space and time to his own schedule.
27:33Why does it say Alicante and not Malaga?
27:34Hello, mate.
27:35How are you?
27:36So this is going to Alicante.
27:37Alicante.
27:38It's boarding my sponsor, please.
27:39Yeah.
27:40Have I got enough time?
27:41We're going to be supposed to see.
27:42Yeah.
27:43One seconds.
27:45There we go.
27:47Well, I think you have a good try.
27:48Brilliant.
27:50Right.
27:51I'm going to Alicante.
27:52Wish me luck.
27:53I'm sure we was meant to be going to Malaga.
27:54Vamos!
27:55Morning.
27:56Hello.
27:57I love the poached legger.
27:59Stop!
28:00It's not a poached legger, though.
28:02He's not a poached legger.
28:03No, no.
28:04It's a poached legger.
28:05It's only a poached legger.
28:06It's not a poached legger.
28:07It's not a poached legger.
28:08I'm going to Alicante.
28:09It's not a poached legger.
28:10No, no, no.
28:11It's probably not a poached legger.
28:12There we go, thank you.
28:14Well, I think you have a good try.
28:15Brilliant.
28:17Right.
28:18I'm going to Alicante.
28:19Wish me luck.
28:20I'm sure it was meant to be going to Malaga.
28:21Let's go!
28:22I love the poached egger.
28:25It's not an egg poacher.
28:26That's brilliant.
28:27He poached that many eggs in one go.
28:30I don't know.
28:30That's great.
28:31This is a duck hatch.
28:32What is it?
28:33A what?
28:34It's an egg hatcher.
28:35I'm going to hatch some chickens.
28:37It's like a building in the coop.
28:38Did you see?
28:39I saw.
28:40I'll show you.
28:41We're loving the fresh eggs from the ducks so much.
28:44But there's obviously five ducks and seven people in the house.
28:50So that's...
28:50We're two eggs short.
28:51Yeah, we're a couple of eggs short of an omelet a day.
28:54Do you know what I mean?
28:55That just looks amazing, doesn't it?
28:57It's cool, isn't it?
28:57I love it.
28:58Is this to feed them?
29:00No, look.
29:01They lay their eggs in there.
29:02That's the nest boxes.
29:03Oh, wow, so you just pick them up?
29:04Nesting boxes, yeah.
29:05That's lovely.
29:06Unless they're broody and they'll still be sitting on it.
29:08Then you can't take it.
29:09And look.
29:11Oh, look at that.
29:11That's so cool.
29:12I think Stacey is going to go down the animal route
29:15because it will give her a different purpose in life.
29:20And I think she enjoys that purpose.
29:23And I think it could have something to do with the fact
29:25that the kids are growing up and they don't...
29:27They need her now, but eventually they won't need her.
29:30Look, that's how they like to sit.
29:32Because they sit on them, don't they?
29:33Yeah, they like to perch up high.
29:34That's so cool.
29:35They'll all be in there, like, on their bridge.
29:37If I move it, I'm going to move it between these trees here.
29:41It needs part shade, part light, so this is, like, the perfect environment.
29:45Also, they love to scratch chickens, so they'll love this floor.
29:48It's the life I've been waiting for.
29:49It's going to be fun.
29:50Also, the wildlife sanctuary down the road
29:52haven't got enough space for all the rabbits that are coming in,
29:56so we've got a Wendy house in the garden
29:59that me and my dad are going to insulate and repair
30:03and bring it back to life
30:04and then hopefully build a nice run and enclosure
30:07for some rescue rabbits.
30:08And I know what's going to happen.
30:10We'll end up with our own animal sanctuary.
30:12Think of all the animals that would love our garden.
30:14Yeah, it's a garden. It's not a zoo.
30:17The roof is rotten, so I think it'll be quick.
30:19The roof is well rotten. I've got to get the crowbar.
30:22My dad helped me with all the DIY.
30:25My dad taught me the DIY, literally.
30:28He was like, well, do it yourself, don't ask anyone else.
30:31I've got two days while Joe's in Spain
30:32to really crack on while the kids are at school
30:35and before he gets home and says,
30:37what the hell's going on?
30:38Cos I have to hold back a bit when Joe's at home
30:40cos I think, oh, I'm getting too much, I'm being too much of a doer.
30:43I'm a reluctant doer.
30:44Yeah, and I don't want to ruin his Sundays, do you know what I mean?
30:47So I try hard to, like, really hold it in when we're together.
30:51When Joe goes away...
30:53Then Dave gets the call.
30:54The world's my oyster and my dad's a doer.
30:58Watch the daffodils, Dave.
31:00Oh, my God, Dad.
31:02Oh, the daffodils are there. I didn't see them.
31:05Wow.
31:06I'm sorry, guys.
31:08I don't feel like Dave steps on my toes.
31:10If anything, Dave does me a favour.
31:11Oh, my God, Dave.
31:15Peanut, he's a liability. Get out of the way.
31:18I asked Joe to hang a telly once.
31:20It was, like, half hanging off
31:22and there was 22 different holes...
31:25Well, it was.
31:25..where he drilled and I was like, oh, my God.
31:28You know the wires are chased into that wall, babe?
31:30You could have killed yourself putting that telly on the wall.
31:32Did he use the wire tester that I left?
31:34All right, listen.
31:35No, it was an absolute mess.
31:38I had to take it down and put it back up again
31:39on a whole new bracket and I had to put a joist in.
31:41We've got to need a whole episode for this one scene.
31:45You've got it, Dad.
31:46A whole joist to support the telly
31:49because he had broken my wall.
31:52That's why...
31:52Oh, because Stacey's wall, yes.
31:54That's why Joe is not unhappy
31:56about my dad getting involved.
31:59That's what?
31:59It does me a favour.
32:00There you go.
32:07Woo-hoo!
32:07Phase one and tongue point that thing at me.
32:10Phase one.
32:11Completed.
32:12That was good.
32:13That's good.
32:13Careful.
32:14You just, like, clicked on it.
32:17Such a strong cuddle.
32:18Brilliant.
32:18Well done.
32:30Oh, hello, love.
32:37Hang on.
32:38Come on.
32:39Let's come and say hello.
32:40Oh!
32:41Nice to see you.
32:42Hello.
32:45Oh, it's lovely to see you, boy.
32:47It's nice to see you, too.
32:49I've been going out to Spain now for about 14 years.
32:53I'm living the life I want to live now.
32:56I've got my freedom now.
32:57The kids are all gone and it's mummy time.
33:00Oh, this looks nice, mum.
33:03Put a little spread on for us.
33:05Exactly what I needed, mate.
33:06I'm starving.
33:07How are you?
33:08I'm not too.
33:09You all right?
33:10I missed you.
33:11Oh, you know what?
33:11We missed you.
33:12The kids have missed you.
33:14He's a very kind, loving, wonderful son, I've got to say.
33:18Very much like his dad, but with a little bit of crazy mixed in.
33:23So, things are always interesting when Joe's around.
33:27Last year was such a busy year.
33:29I know, I know.
33:30And with work and then when I weren't working with kids, my fishing leading projects, I feel
33:35like I neglected people, you being one of them.
33:38So, and you know what they say, distance makes the heart grow fonder.
33:41You drive me mad when you're in England.
33:42I know, you can't wait to get rid of me, you lot.
33:44I bet you're all partying on down at home.
33:48It's a really close bond I have with my mum.
33:50It's a really hard one to explain.
33:52As we've got older, she's always become like my surrogate wife.
33:57So, she gives me all the grief that your wife would give you, that your mum gives you
34:02at the same time.
34:04Listen, even if you didn't get me a present or a card or anything, just the fact that
34:08you come and spend your time with me.
34:10Exactly.
34:11That is better than any present you could give me.
34:13Yes.
34:13My time is expensive.
34:15Are you joking?
34:16Bugger right off, mate.
34:18I'll send you the invoice.
34:19Good job my time weren't expensive when you were growing up, hey.
34:22I'll send you the invoice.
34:24Bloody hell.
34:26So, what's the plan for tomorrow if it rains?
34:28We'll just have a little wander around tomorrow and see what's going on.
34:31All right, well, we'll find something to do.
34:32So, we'll do that, yeah, definitely.
34:33All right.
34:34Is it a bit of quality time to get up?
34:35Cheers, me dears.
34:36Lovely.
34:37I'm going to have a shower.
34:37Go and have a hot shower.
34:38All right, see you in a minute.
34:39I love you.
34:40I'll take it I'm clearing up then.
34:42Guess what I'm thinking, Zach?
34:49I'm going to get a beehive.
34:52Come on, that would be cool.
34:54You're smiling because you know that would be cool.
34:56No, it's just awful.
34:57Your ideas are awful.
34:58I think I do take on lots, but I want to achieve lots.
35:04So, you can't achieve lots if you don't take on lots.
35:06How much fun does that look?
35:08What, waiting for honey to fill up?
35:11That is not fun.
35:13Bees are just all-round superheroes of the insect kingdom.
35:18So, they pollinate.
35:19Yeah.
35:19They encourage growth in the garden.
35:22Do you know what we've been watching a lot of as well?
35:24Me and the girls.
35:25Bee movie.
35:26That should really help us.
35:27Well, I'm just saying, like, you know.
35:31I'm good.
35:32You'll love the bees like the ducks.
35:35Will I?
35:35You love the ducks.
35:36Will I?
35:37Yeah.
35:37So, when they sting me, I love it.
35:39They won't sting you.
35:40And how is that a guarantee?
35:41Because bees don't want to sting people.
35:44I mean, we've got the ducks.
35:46We've got dogs.
35:47We've got cats.
35:49Will she get more?
35:50Most likely.
35:51Does she tell me?
35:52Not until probably the week before she actually goes and gets them.
35:56Why can't any of you get excited for anything I say?
35:58OK, fine.
35:59I'm thinking of building a gaming centre.
36:03Wouldn't you love that?
36:04No, she's lying, Layton.
36:05I just want to see some excitement about home projects.
36:09What's the next home renovation Zach and Layton would like?
36:12To move out?
36:13Yeah.
36:14Oh, that really cuts deeper.
36:17Why are you doing this to me?
36:19Oh, that would be cool, though.
36:20Laser quest.
36:21No.
36:22No.
36:23OK.
36:25You OK?
36:26Yeah, you.
36:27Are you really getting bumblebees?
36:29Yeah.
36:30What you need to do is go to Davey Beckham's garden.
36:34Oh, OK.
36:34Let me just ring up, Dave.
36:36How often do you think we speak?
36:38Do you slide into these DMs and say, hey, Dave?
36:40I'm not sliding into Davey Beckham's DMs.
36:43I'm not doing it.
36:43You've got such a cool garden.
36:45I understand that he's got a really cool garden with the most amazing greenhouse.
36:50I saw it on the documentary.
36:51And an incredible beehive.
36:53But I can't just message Davey Beckham like he's my friend.
36:58Stacey's like a stubborn mule, right?
37:00She will not do anything she doesn't want to do.
37:02So, like, if I say something to do something, she'll be like, nope, I'm not doing that.
37:06But Gemma, she's got this magic over Stacey where...
37:09Oh, my Lord.
37:10She can get Stacey and just mould her the way she wants to.
37:13It's so weird.
37:14And I don't know how she does it.
37:16I really need to learn the skill.
37:17I am so headstrong.
37:18She has Stacey eating from the palm of her hand.
37:20First of all, he won't even see it.
37:22And second of all, let's just say on the off chance, one in a gazillion, Jupiter flies past Venus,
37:28and he sees my message, he's going to be like, who is this crazy weirdo?
37:33And this has happened through mine and Gemma's entire lives.
37:36She's such a goder, you know, one of those people who just keep pushing and pushing and pushing
37:40until she gets you to do what she wants you to do.
37:43Right, I'm messaging David Beckham right now just to prove you wrong.
37:46Oh, I'd love to meet David Beckham.
37:47He's like my generation, isn't he, of, like, poster off on the wall type of person.
37:52Did you have a poster of David Beckham up?
37:53I don't think we've allowed posters up in our room.
37:55Do you remember the magazines where you used to, like, pull out the posters?
37:58It's like, our kids don't know what they're missing with stuff like that.
38:02Excuse me, I'm going to voice note him, so.
38:05Oh, yes, even better.
38:07Hi, David.
38:08I really feel embarrassed messaging you, but my sister told me I should message you and just ask you about bees.
38:16I'm getting a beehive, and I know you've got bees, and you and Victoria have bees, and they're a big part of your life.
38:21So I just wondered if you had any top tips or advice.
38:24I'm already regretting sending this message, because I know you'll never hear it or see it, or if you do, you'll probably think I'm a weirdo.
38:31Happy Tuesday, David.
38:34I hope he never sees that.
38:38You happy now?
38:39I'm going to be blacklisted from all cool things, because I just sent David Beckham the loserest message ever.
38:46I'm telling you now, right, if he invites you around for a cup of tea, the job of...
38:49You're not coming.
38:50You don't even want me to get bee advice.
38:52You just want to go to David Beckham's house.
38:54I just want to see his garden.
38:56Oh, wow. You're just the worst.
38:57Right, I've got to go. I love you.
38:58Bye, I love you.
38:59Bye, bye, bye, bye.
39:01Did David Beckham reply, Stacey?
39:03No, he hasn't even got a tick next to it.
39:05Downright he didn't reply.
39:06Better not either, mate.
39:08Why?
39:08Hands off, mate.
39:09I don't need David Beckham as competition.
39:11It's the last thing I need.
39:12He's got a lovely wife and children.
39:14Last thing I need is David Beckham.
39:16What are you talking about?
39:16Oh, I just wanted to know if he had any advice on beekeeping, because he looks quite hands-on.
39:22Yeah, that old chestnut.
39:23Well, from the snippet in the documentary that I saw, he had the suit on and all that.
39:26Yeah, lovely.
39:27So he looks like he knows what he's doing.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Do you fancy David Beckham?
39:31No, I don't fancy David Beckham.
39:33I don't fancy him.
39:35I just don't need him in our lives.
39:56All the locals, they just aren't even old-time.
39:59Well, not all the locals, but a lot of locals live up here.
40:02I've got to get something for Stacey, and I've got to get something for the kids as well.
40:05Right, let's have a look.
40:06Reckon the girls might get them one each.
40:09Where's the dotty ones?
40:10Where's the spotty ones?
40:11The flamenco ones.
40:14Yeah, let me get a red one and a white one.
40:18That's what I want to get Stacey.
40:20What?
40:20Old back scratch?
40:21She has me scratch her back every night.
40:23Oh, I love my back scratcher.
40:25I can just do that now.
40:26Oh, get her that, yeah.
40:27I only think you might see that I can get you for Mother's Day.
40:30Oh, I want to take you to a more expensive shop than this for Mother's Day.
40:35Come on, let's go and have a bit of lunch.
40:37I've got a surprise for you.
40:38You've got a surprise for me?
40:39I don't know if I'm excited or nervous.
40:42You will like it.
40:43You will like it.
40:44Morning.
40:49Morning.
40:50You're all right, Pauline?
40:52Yeah.
40:54Hi, Grandma.
40:56Hi.
40:58I'm going to clear your garden today, Grandma.
41:01Just your patio.
41:02I'm going to give it a sweep down.
41:04You've got some daffodils coming, but they're covered in leaves.
41:07So I'm going to get rid of all the leaves.
41:08Steve, I like to see the daffodils coming.
41:11Yeah, they're pretty, aren't they?
41:13They're like sunshine.
41:13They used to pick wild ones and take them to church for Mother's Day.
41:18And that's coming up soon?
41:19Yes, that's coming up soon.
41:21We'll have to do something special.
41:23And Belle has just gone to nursery.
41:25So now I've got the days without the kids.
41:28Really?
41:29Yeah.
41:30It's lovely to see the children.
41:33I can't see the children much now.
41:36But...
41:36They love being with you, Grandma.
41:39Grandma has immaculate degeneration.
41:43So her eyesight is going and she sees things a bit more blurry now.
41:47She's starting to forget what things look like and she really struggles.
41:51I like being with children, but goodness me.
41:56You miss being able to see.
41:58I know.
41:58I've had fun with them, teaching and everything.
42:04Yeah, they love you, Grandma.
42:06They love you.
42:07I feel like I just can't imagine life without Grandma.
42:10I don't even let my brain go there.
42:11I love having her around.
42:12I'm so glad she's here because inevitably one day she won't be here.
42:17But I'm so glad she's nearby because now I get to spend as much time with her as I can.
42:21And that is really special and precious to me.
42:24Right, I'm going to get sweet in the patio, okay?
42:26Right, let me crack on Grandma.
42:28So come on, tell me about this surprise.
42:39No, I'm not telling you anything about surprise.
42:41What?
42:42No.
42:42It ain't here anyway, it's later.
42:44Oh, I can't wait.
42:46You know, some of my husband's friends who have been going out to Spain for years to play golf are out there at the same time.
42:54Oh, hello, you lot.
42:58Oh, hello.
43:02These are the guys that, like, my husband grew up with, who also supported us a lot during the early days.
43:10They were always there for us.
43:12I'll say that.
43:13You've lost weight.
43:14He's put on weight.
43:15Bobby, you look exactly the same, love.
43:18Still 14 stone.
43:19My dad's friends and my mum's friends were there constantly.
43:25Sometimes I'd come round with, like, a big massive box of washing up powder and fabric softener.
43:31Because, like, my mum didn't have to pay any of the bills, my dad done that.
43:34They were constantly helping us out, you know.
43:36We were living on the breadline.
43:38I was determined that I would try and continue to give my kids the life that their dad wanted for them.
43:46And in doing that, it took me away from the kids a bit more because I had to work and I was a single parent.
43:51You've, uh, beefed up a bit, yeah.
43:54You've beefed up a bit.
43:55Oh, I know.
43:56I know, like, last year, I played football at the Emirates at the charity football box.
44:01I thought I looked amazing when someone took photographs and I looked like a pregnant woman running around the arse, you know.
44:08I've got to try and get fit, boys.
44:09I'll look like you when I get on the road, you know what I mean?
44:11Yeah.
44:12You can grab a moustache.
44:13You can grab a moustache like that, though.
44:15That'll take me years.
44:17Rick played football and a lot of the times when Rick would be playing football,
44:21I'd take Joe.
44:22Well, that was it.
44:23It became the thing, but unfortunately, after Rick died, that was, I think that was very painful for Joe.
44:31I think he played for maybe a season after his dad died, but his heart wasn't in it, which was a shame because he was a good little player.
44:41So if Dad was still alive, he'd be coming out here with Euselot, wouldn't he?
44:44He'd be playing golf.
44:45He'd still be the golf. He loved the golf.
44:47He loved the golf, didn't he?
44:49Very proud of you, Joe.
44:50How your life spanned, Dad.
44:52And your family and your house.
44:54Yeah, thanks, mate. Cheers. I appreciate it.
44:57It's just a shame sometimes Dad didn't get to see you, you know.
45:00I'd have loved that, like, Rick to be around now.
45:03You'd all be old men together, wouldn't you?
45:05Like, he'll always be young, though, in my eyes.
45:07You're all old now and he's still young, so...
45:09Because of the early death, he's inspired all of this.
45:13Oh, no. Oh, no.
45:15And I look now and I think 30 years later, we're still here.
45:19All the kids are doing well.
45:20You know, he knows.
45:22Joe grew up in a house full of women.
45:24There was me, Case, Sian, Joe, my mum, my sisters.
45:30So poor old Joe was outnumbered.
45:32But that was a really good thing that he was brought up by women
45:36because it gave him a lot of empathy
45:38and I think it made him who he is.
45:40Tonight, where are we going? Flamenco.
45:42Flamenco dance.
45:43Oh, what, in the pub?
45:44Pimienti or something.
45:45Up in the hills, yeah.
45:46Oh, up in there. Have you been there?
45:47Have you seen it?
45:48I've only been outside.
45:49I had a drink.
45:50I didn't go in there.
45:51It's only little.
45:51Cheers, everyone.
45:52Cheers.
45:52Cheers.
45:53Cheers.
45:53Cheers.
45:54And when I woke up, I was a bee.
46:03I'm ready to explore.
46:05Look how big the bee is now.
46:06Bee.
46:06It's a big bee.
46:08Getting all the pollen.
46:10But we don't eat the pollen.
46:13No, no, no.
46:14We don't eat it.
46:14They store it.
46:16They store it.
46:20Oh, no, too much.
46:23Oh.
46:24I'm being attacked.
46:25Ah!
46:26I'm being attacked with sticks.
46:34Mummy's off to a dance class tonight, kids.
46:37Which Gemma's idea?
46:39Right, I've got to go.
46:49I've been so excited.
46:50I've literally been looking for a dance class for so long.
46:53Because I thought I couldn't do it and not stress myself out about it.
46:58Like, yeah.
46:59She was like, you need to exercise.
47:00You need to start getting fit.
47:01You need to get stronger.
47:02And I was like, I'm not stepping foot in a gym.
47:04And then she was like, what would you do?
47:05And I said, dancing.
47:06So I think it was one of them times where she took one for the team,
47:09you know?
47:10This is it.
47:11Gemma.
47:12I'm actually not going to walk behind you.
47:13No, you should go in first.
47:15I'm actually going to be scared.
47:16You're scared?
47:16No, I'm excited.
47:17I'm pumped.
47:18You're going to do this.
47:20Honestly, there's nothing.
47:20I'm ready.
47:22Maybe don't start off like that.
47:23Come on, let's go.
47:24She's here.
47:26Hi.
47:26Hi.
47:28Sorry.
47:28Oh, my God.
47:29She's got my love.
47:31Hi, everyone.
47:32How are you doing?
47:33You'd like to spread out for me?
47:35Spread out.
47:36No hiding at the back.
47:38Come forward.
47:38Come forward.
47:39We will learn a routine tonight.
47:41We're going to do one to a Jamiroquai song, Little L.
47:45So we're going to start on this routine on seven and eight.
47:48So we're going to go seven.
47:50And then you're going to go and eight.
47:53Seven.
47:54And eight.
47:56Here we go.
47:57One more.
47:57What's the first one?
47:59Can you tell me about the dance class?
48:01It didn't seem like it was your natural talent, dare I say.
48:04You, Sarah.
48:06You.
48:07I was really kidding that dance class.
48:10Seven and eight.
48:11One, two.
48:14I remember when I was on the X Factor, right?
48:16They set up this whole routine where they lined up a load of chairs
48:20and I had to walk across the chairs.
48:22Like, they still wouldn't give me dance moves because I was that crap.
48:26They just made me walk at a height.
48:29And I think after that performance, they all agreed that I couldn't dance.
48:33I couldn't even walk on a chair.
48:35So they said, you know what?
48:37Maybe you just stick to singing.
48:38We were wrong.
48:40Five, six, seven, and eight.
48:43One, two, three, four.
48:45And, da, da, da.
48:48Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
48:50Boom, boom, boom, boom.
48:51There you go.
48:53I was close.
48:54I was close.
49:01I think this is it.
49:02Before we go, tell me what you've got.
49:05Do you, little flamingo.
49:07You should be on stage.
49:08You got me early, love.
49:09You got me early, love.
49:10You got me early, love.
49:40She's not as adventurous now.
49:41She's got older.
49:41But, obviously, for the period of her life, when she was, she's quite similar to Jo and
49:45Shana.
49:45She's not up for anything.
49:46So, like, up, so Jo would get her at it.
49:49Like, she's done, like, that big bungee.
49:52Yes, the bungee jump together.
49:53That's the second time the bungee jump together.
49:55But she said she'd never do it again.
49:56But, I think he gets her at it, like, doing stuff.
49:58And then she's encouraged to, like, she secretly loves it.
50:00She does secretly love it.
50:02We should have made the boys come tonight.
50:04They look like us tonight.
50:06We're dad's mates.
50:07Yeah.
50:07I should get Stacey to try and do some flamingo dancing at home.
50:13She'd love that.
50:14Two, three, four.
50:15Step, step, step, step.
50:19Yeah.
50:20Here we go.
50:22Through, up, down, down, swing, swing.
50:26You know what?
50:27You can't be good at everything, can you?
50:29She can sing, though, because she's in time.
50:31So, she can hear music, but just something in her body seizes up when she hears a note.
50:36And it's quite fun to watch, though.
50:42One more like that.
50:43Smashed it.
50:44I smashed it.
50:45I was so good.
50:46Enjoy it.
50:47I loved it.
50:49I'm a good sister.
50:51I'm a good sister.
50:52I'll come here every week for you.
50:54And I'll humiliate myself.
50:56That's true.
50:57You've been there for me.
50:58This is your time.
50:59As much as I miss my mum when she's in Spain, I know that she's living her life the way she wants to live it.
51:18I'm going to miss you when you go tomorrow.
51:20Oh, you're going to miss me, are you?
51:22Maybe we should do this me and you thing a little bit more.
51:25Cheers, love.
51:26Cheers.
51:27Really lovely.
51:28I cherish those moments when I get any of my kids on their own because it's on its way out.
51:34Because more kids come, less time.
51:37So I love my one-to-one with my kids, Defo.
51:40Yeah.
51:41Oh, that was lovely.
51:42I love that, you know.
51:44Next time Stacey comes out, we'll bring her up here.
51:47Oh, yeah.
51:47Yeah, I can see Stacey doing Flamingo Day.
51:50I think she's got better things to do.
51:58You do the dishes, I'll carry the law to the main cup.
52:08Lost time, the trash to the brim and I'm scared of it.
52:12But you'll always know just what to say and I'm sorry if I'm coming home too late.
52:20So who had a good day at school today?
52:22Learning.
52:23It's so boring.
52:24You don't like learning.
52:26Listen.
52:26We've never gone to Spain.
52:35Daddy's taken you to Spain before to see Nanny.
52:37And me.
52:38And you.
52:39Thanks, mate.
52:40Oh, my God, who's that?
52:47Hello.
52:48Hi.
52:49Hello, everyone.
52:51Daddy, how was you?
52:53It was good.
52:54Hello, Belsky.
52:55Hello, Rosie.
52:56Hello, Rixie.
52:58I've got you all some presents.
53:00Where are they, Dad?
53:01Right, let me get them out of the bag.
53:03Oh, my God.
53:04Jo always comes back from random countries with random took.
53:09I've got yous lot some special maracas.
53:13I've got you a little Spanish number.
53:16Woo!
53:17Woo!
53:18I've got Belle, a nice little fan.
53:21He opens his jacket and he's just got all these random weird stuff.
53:25And then, Rixie, I've got you some real special stuff, right?
53:30A megalodortum.
53:33Oh, my gosh.
53:37Wow, you lucky boy.
53:39Oh, a mummy.
53:41I've got you some.
53:42Did I get a megalodortum too?
53:43You get back scratcher.
53:46A little back scratcher.
53:47Now, I've got to try and discard these items.
53:50Or reconcile the children when they break immediately after getting them.
53:54I have got to be that person.
53:56The kids love the maracas.
53:57They did.
53:57They like the maracas and the little dresses.
54:00Come on.
54:01And then, Rix loved the megalodortoof.
54:02Everyone was pretty happy with her presents apart from Stacey.
54:07Oh.
54:08Got yourself some...
54:09No, that's your one.
54:10That's not me.
54:11That's men.
54:11You got yourself two.
54:13No, one's for you.
54:14Mum said you'd like that.
54:16Don't start.
54:16That's what my mum...
54:17They are both men's.
54:18No, mum wears that.
54:19She said you'd like that.
54:19Well, I don't wear aftershave.
54:20Smell that.
54:21No.
54:21I was playing your brain on my mind.
54:23That's why.
54:25You've had three days away with no kids, and I'll get a back scratcher for it.
54:30Cheers, babe.
54:30Right.
54:36Who wants Daddy to take them to bed tonight?
54:38Ah!
54:40Jump to Daddy, then.
54:44Oh, I'm really going to miss bedtime.
54:46Shut the door on your way, Al.
54:49Don't forget to shut the door.
54:52It's all right.
54:53It's had a lovely day, haven't we?
54:54We've got some lovely presents.
54:56We're going to make you mad at it.
54:58Come on.
54:58We're going to lose it.
55:01Stacey!
55:01Yeah?
55:02You're going to have to come up.
55:03Okay.
55:05I haven't really worked out the authority thing.
55:07Rosie has got a way of getting under my skin.
55:10She just has me, like, cooing for her.
55:13Belle, she can just make me melt.
55:15And Rex, he's just the best kid in the world.
55:18So, yeah, they all have their own little special powers.
55:20I think Rex sounds more special than the others, to be fair.
55:23You're going to watch this back.
55:24Only because he's the boy.
55:25I'm the best kid in the world.
55:26He's going to know you're his favourite.
55:27Favourite boy.
55:28He's my favourite boy.
55:29Oh, what about Zach and Leighton and Harry?
55:31They're my favourite big boys.
55:33Ready?
55:34Oh, read the pink one without crying.
55:36The pink one without crying?
55:37The pink one's emotional.
55:38You won't be so silly.
55:39Whoever cries, loses.
55:41Yeah, whoever cries at the pink book loses.
55:43As long as we're together, then forever is just the start.
55:49Oh, Rex, you are.
55:50Yeah, it's so silly.
55:51I can't imagine it.
55:59It's only me and you left.
56:00How was your weekend?
56:02It was good.
56:03Yeah.
56:04Come on then.
56:04Give me your sob story about being away for three days.
56:06I'd go to Spain.
56:08Oh, that's hard.
56:08That's tough.
56:09And it rained the whole time.
56:11Oh, so tough.
56:12No, it was really nice.
56:13I bet your mum loved having you there.
56:15She did.
56:15It really meant a lot to her.
56:17It was nice.
56:17Does it make you think, I want to spend more time with my mum?
56:20Like, I need to put more time aside for my mum.
56:23No.
56:24You're such an idiot.
56:26No, of course I do.
56:28It's really nice to spend time with her.
56:30You should.
56:30By myself, you know.
56:31Also, like, you know better than anyone that our parents aren't here forever.
56:36Like, you have to make the move.
56:37She'd be buzzing off that and telling all her friends that you came up to see her.
56:40Yeah, she was.
56:41Aw.
56:42Right, come on.
56:43Come on then.
56:43I'm waiting for this back scratcher.
56:45I'm not.
56:46It works both ways, yeah?
56:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
56:58Daddy's got the golden egg.
57:02Happy Mother's Day.
57:06This looks amazing.
57:08Okay, mum.
57:10On his MRI, you can just see all his discs are gone.
57:14I don't know what to do.
57:22I don't know what to do.
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