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00:00MUSIC
00:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:16Hiya!
00:18Welcome to Out of Order,
00:21a show where comedians compete to find out
00:28who's her best Georgia character.
00:33Let's meet him!
00:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:56Hello, Rosie.
00:59Hello, chap.
01:00Hi, Rosie.
01:01Hello, Joe.
01:02Hi, Rosie.
01:03Hi, Rosie.
01:04Oh.
01:05LAUGHTER
01:07LAUGHTER
01:09Why do you look terrified?
01:12LAUGHTER
01:14I always do.
01:15It's like a, you know, resting worried face, I think.
01:19Don't worry, I'm going to treat you nice.
01:24Oh, thank you.
01:25A man.
01:26I've never seen you treat a man nice.
01:28You know what?
01:29Do you know what's happening?
01:30As I can feel it, too,
01:31I think Joe could almost pass for a lesbian.
01:34LAUGHTER
01:36And Rosie's confused sexually.
01:39That's what it is!
01:42I can see it.
01:43Judy!
01:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:52APPLAUSE
01:53Bella?
01:54Come on in.
01:56LAUGHTER
01:57LAUGHTER
01:58LAUGHTER
01:59LAUGHTER
02:00Ooh!
02:01Why?
02:02The first time I've seen your flower.
02:04LAUGHTER
02:05Who'll be the last!
02:08LAUGHTER
02:10Judy and Harry!
02:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:14You look gorgeous.
02:20Thank you!
02:21You look gorgeous!
02:23Thank you, baby.
02:24But now we're getting married.
02:27Babes, I mean, I thought we was kind of already there
02:30from the last series.
02:31Yeah.
02:32I thought we was, you know, it was the love of your life.
02:33I was waiting!
02:35But I'm here, babes.
02:36I'm crying every day.
02:38A lot of people cry over me, babes.
02:41LAUGHTER
02:42I feel like I'm getting in the way of something.
02:46LAUGHTER
02:47No, no, Rosie likes it when people watch.
02:49LAUGHTER
02:50LAUGHTER
02:51I've never been around sexual harassment that's so...
02:54Everyone's fine with it.
02:56LAUGHTER
02:58That was our team!
03:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:04tego groove
03:14..and joining us tonight...
03:16The parents...
03:20..and they send them...
03:23..but it's OK, cos I'm their daddy now...
03:25It's OK, cos I'm the daddy now,
03:30it's roses for killing!
03:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
03:42Right, Trey, Josie and Saffron,
03:47come on over and let's make
03:51some slack judgment!
03:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:02That's what they do, your outfits.
04:06You've got to decide if I've answered
04:10yes or no to the question.
04:14OK. Let's play!
04:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:21Have they had Botox?
04:24Oh!
04:26All right.
04:31I am unfamiliar with the word.
04:34We have a lot of glamorous ladies in the line-up.
04:39I think Trey has had Botox, Jo.
04:43OK. She looks great.
04:44Yeah. And why not?
04:45She can afford it.
04:46OK, were you saying Trey has had Botox?
04:48Yeah.
04:49OK.
04:50You have?
04:51OK.
04:52No, I've not.
04:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:01Ah!
05:03Judy, are you surprised to be asked a question like this?
05:06Yes!
05:07What would you look like if you were disappointed in our guests?
05:10LAUGHTER
05:11LAUGHTER
05:12What would you look like if our guests really shocked you?
05:16LAUGHTER
05:17And if it, like, really delighted you?
05:21LAUGHTER
05:22I think Judy hasn't had Botox.
05:26I don't think so.
05:27So, Judy...
05:28Well, yes, I haven't.
05:30You haven't?
05:31You haven't?
05:32Wow!
05:33APPLAUSE
05:34Josie!
05:35Josie!
05:36Josie!
05:37LAUGHTER
05:38Botox comes after filler.
05:40I think the young ones just do filler.
05:41I'm going to say no Botox, Josie.
05:43Sorry, I'm just going to...
05:44No, no, that's...
05:45I didn't understand any of that.
05:47LAUGHTER
05:48Josie?
05:49No, I haven't.
05:50Nah.
05:51Yeah.
05:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:54Have you had filler, out of interest?
05:57Just the lips.
05:58Only the lips.
05:59Which lips?
06:00Fat-pum-pum-girl!
06:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:05Are you familiar with the aesthetic of fat-pum-pum-girl?
06:08Yeah.
06:12I'm getting a sort of sense of what's going on.
06:17Harriet.
06:18Harriet.
06:19I don't...
06:20I don't think so.
06:21I don't think so.
06:22Yeah, I don't think so.
06:23Harriet.
06:24Yeah, I had...
06:25Harriet!
06:26I had a reason.
06:28It was because, erm...
06:30I got divorced and then everyone says that your wrinkles are like a sign of like good memories,
06:35but I just had one in the middle of my head and I was like, that's my ex-husband.
06:38LAUGHTER
06:39Wow, OK.
06:41And the hardest question ever...
06:45Saffron!
06:47LAUGHTER
06:48That Saffron had Botox.
06:50LAUGHTER
06:51Hi, guys!
06:52Like in the last hour?
06:53LAUGHTER
06:54LAUGHTER
06:55I think we might be going with a... with a yes.
07:08LAUGHTER
07:09Of course I have.
07:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
07:17Thanks, George.
07:18Do they have any phobias?
07:20OK.
07:21OK.
07:22OK.
07:23So what do you think, Josh?
07:24She's more your people, I think.
07:25LAUGHTER
07:26Er...
07:27I don't know.
07:28Inheritance tax?
07:29I don't know.
07:34I think most people have phobias, so I reckon you must have even some phobia.
07:37Right.
07:38You're telling me you have no phobias?
07:39No phobias?
07:40I don't believe you.
07:43LAUGHTER
07:44OK.
07:45Judy.
07:46Judy.
07:47I think Judy Love has no phobias.
07:49That's what I think.
07:50OK.
07:51Yeah.
07:52OK.
07:53OK.
07:54No...
07:55No phobias.
07:56Judy?
07:57I have phobias.
07:58No, you don't!
07:59What is it?
08:00Er...
08:01My phobia is...
08:02Broke, inconsistent, unavailable men.
08:04Oh, that's awesome.
08:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:07Josie.
08:08I think we have to say yes.
08:10Yes.
08:11But we don't know what it is, but yes.
08:12Josie?
08:13I do have phobias.
08:14Harriet!
08:15Full of phobias, I think.
08:16Loud noises, small spaces.
08:17Large spaces.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Yeah.
08:21So, big yes.
08:22Harriet!
08:23Yeah.
08:24There's a lot going on.
08:25Yeah.
08:26Yeah.
08:27Yeah, there's a lot going on.
08:28Yeah.
08:29Yeah.
08:30ETs won, bananas.
08:31Bananas!
08:32Yeah, I don't trust them.
08:33Like, what are they up to?
08:34You know what I mean?
08:35That phobias.
08:36I think probably not.
08:37Oh, we're going to say no.
08:38No?
08:39No.
08:40That phobias.
08:41No, I have no faith.
08:42Yes!
08:43Yes!
08:44Fearless.
08:58Judy and Harriet taught by Catherine and Jo.
09:04Okay.
09:12Okay.
09:13Have they ever gone through a partner's phone?
09:16Oh.
09:17We all have.
09:18We all have.
09:19Trey, Trey, I think she's had several generations of phones.
09:25She's too sweet.
09:28Yes or no?
09:29No.
09:30No.
09:31No.
09:32Trey?
09:33Butter wouldn't melt.
09:34No, I've never done it.
09:35See?
09:36Oh, no.
09:37Joe, Joe, I think Joe has.
09:40No.
09:41Joe?
09:42No, I wouldn't.
09:43I feel good against you, my own phone.
09:48Josie.
09:49Yes.
09:50If you think about Josie, Josie will tell you, listen, bitch, I'm going to go through your phone.
10:00Josie.
10:01Give me the fucking phone.
10:02Yeah.
10:08Catherine.
10:09I think she's a boss where she'd let him go through it in front of her.
10:13Yeah.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Make him think it was his idea.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Yeah.
10:18Yeah.
10:19Yeah.
10:20We'll say no.
10:21Yeah, no.
10:22Catherine.
10:23I identify as a hard yes.
10:24I don't stop at the phone.
10:25I go through bank records.
10:28I look at deleted photos.
10:30Duh.
10:31You've got to go through it all.
10:32Check his blood.
10:36Side phone.
10:38Yes.
10:39But firstly, she's going through that phone to check your bank account.
10:45Yes.
10:46I don't care about the cheating.
10:47Most men lie about how much they earn a year.
10:49You see?
10:50You see?
10:51So I need to know what they're spending the other bit on that you're hiding from me.
10:56So that's what I'm checking for.
10:57Probably their wife.
11:06Oh, shit.
11:10Next question.
11:14Are they a people pleaser?
11:16No.
11:17Tray.
11:18Well, Tray, she better be doing something.
11:25I think it's a yes.
11:26Yes.
11:27Yeah.
11:28Tray?
11:29Yes, I am.
11:30Yay!
11:35Jo?
11:36I know he might be like me and that he wants the people pleased but he doesn't know what to do.
11:41So he does the wrong thing.
11:43So I'm saying yeah.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Jo?
11:46I mean, look, whatever you were going to say, I was going to agree with it.
11:49So...
11:50Jo?
11:51What kind of people are you pleasing?
11:52Cos it's not me.
11:53Josie?
11:54I think if she's for you, she's for you and she'll do it but if she's not for you, I think no.
12:11Josie?
12:12You are such a good judge of character.
12:13It is yes, though, but only for the people that I fuck with.
12:14Do you know what I mean?
12:15So, yes.
12:16I think we deserve better.
12:17No, it's literally yes or no.
12:18No, the question is wrong.
12:19You've made a mistake.
12:20Do you want me to tell and get a banana?
12:21No, it's literally yes or no.
12:22No, no.
12:23The question is wrong.
12:24You've made a mistake.
12:25Do you want me to tell and get a banana?
12:26No.
12:27We've learned that Rosie isn't that people pleased.
12:29Right.
12:30Cat friend.
12:31What do you want me to tell and get a banana?
12:33No.
12:34No.
12:35No.
12:36No.
12:37No.
12:38No.
12:39No.
12:40No.
12:41No.
12:42No.
12:43No.
12:44No.
12:45No.
12:46No.
12:47No.
12:48I think Catherine loves hard, so if it's her people...
12:53I think, yeah, she's...
12:54I think she's herself, but she's, like, very kind.
12:56I think she's a people pleaser.
12:58It's an easy answer.
12:59People get muddled up because they forget the fact
13:02that I don't consider men to be people.
13:05But discounting them, I'm a total people pleaser.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Yeah.
13:11Lyric.
13:12Saffron.
13:13Saffron.
13:14No.
13:15Saffron.
13:16No, I'm not a people pleaser.
13:17Yeah.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Yay!
13:20Why don't I not now pitch back over there?
13:24So, at the end of that band, Judy, Harriet, you're in the lead.
13:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:44Time for birthday.
13:46See you in a minute.
13:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:48Time for a break.
13:49See you in a minute.
13:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:53WELCOME BACK!
13:54WELCOME BACK!
13:55It's time for another round.
13:56CYDOM
14:02CYDOM
14:03CYDOM
14:05CYDOM
14:07CYDOM
14:09Welcome back.
14:11It's time for another round.
14:16So Dion, Deborah, Shauna, Marcel and Ben,
14:23And let's play Gettin' Lions!
14:35My teams, you're all playing this round.
14:40I want you to choose who you think
14:45how the line-up has faked the most orgasms.
14:55Oh.
14:56And who's faked the least?
15:02Kevin and Joe, what are your first impressions?
15:09I think Shauna would know that faking orgasms
15:12only creates a mollycoddled man for the next lover.
15:18Like, they run rampant.
15:20It's like letting a child cheat at a board game.
15:24Deborah, could I hear how you would sound
15:27if you was to fake it?
15:29Oh, dear.
15:32Straight in.
15:33Ooh, ooh, ooh!
15:36I mean, I feel like we need to hear it from the model.
15:48Yeah, yeah, I think so.
15:50So, so, Dion?
15:51See, I'm more of like a grab-the-bed sheets,
15:53do you know what I mean?
15:55Might even dig my nails into the back.
15:57Oh, you've had it, you've had it good.
15:59OK.
16:00Shauna?
16:06Try and remember, Queen, try and remember.
16:13Oh, fucking God!
16:16Do you know what it is?
16:18It's there, but every time I go to,
16:20what I can see is my black mum staring at me.
16:22LAUGHTER
16:26Marcel, give it to us, baby.
16:29All I can say is, I'm just there.
16:33LAUGHTER
16:39If I had the time come, then,
16:41the guy would think I'm dead,
16:43cos I've stopped moving now.
16:45LAUGHTER
16:47Ben?
16:48I'm going to invoke my male privilege here
16:50and just do the typical...
16:52Urgh!
16:53LAUGHTER
16:56Joe, what would it look like with you?
17:00Oh, God.
17:03Oh, God.
17:04Um...
17:05Have you started?
17:13I'd probably just look really sort of worried.
17:15LAUGHTER
17:16Goodness.
17:17Goodness.
17:18Goodness.
17:19Like...
17:20Yeah, like, um...
17:22No, well...
17:23Well done.
17:24LAUGHTER
17:27Congratulations, Joe.
17:30Yeah, yeah.
17:31You made me...
17:32more gay.
17:34LAUGHTER
17:36Judy, what does it tell you about a person
17:42if I break an orgasm?
17:47You've lost on the map and we need to...
17:50You need to exit the room.
17:51I need to find someone else who can do the job.
17:54Or you better take note, bitch.
17:56Is that what you would do, Judy?
17:57Have you had the strength to do that?
17:59Well...
18:01I've been quite blessed.
18:03LAUGHTER
18:04LAUGHTER
18:05LAUGHTER
18:06OK, you lot.
18:07Please support your rosie acts
18:12on who you think afraid the most orgasms
18:19and who you reckon afraid the least.
18:25OK.
18:26I don't see why Ben would fake,
18:29though convincing.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Yeah.
18:32I think you're pro...
18:33How old are you, Ben?
18:3426.
18:35Yeah, Ben's just coming, Ben.
18:37LAUGHTER
18:38I think Deborah's the most.
18:39Sorry, Deb.
18:40Hey.
18:41I think you're the most.
18:42You know, because you've got shit to do.
18:44Yeah.
18:45I'm a busy woman.
18:46Yeah, move it along.
18:47I think...
18:48I think we're saying Ben...
18:50the least.
18:51Yeah.
18:52I know that is kind of the obvious choice,
18:53but I just think...
18:54you know, it's a bloody rosette.
18:56I've got to...
18:57I've got to take it fucking seriously.
18:58LAUGHTER
19:01This isn't a gimmick.
19:02LAUGHTER
19:03Um...
19:04Right.
19:05My man.
19:07Well done on all the cum.
19:08Great.
19:09LAUGHTER
19:10APPLAUSE
19:12APPLAUSE
19:18Thank you, dear Harriet.
19:20Yes, OK.
19:21What do you reckon?
19:23Most...
19:24maths.
19:25Because she's like,
19:26oh, OK, thanks.
19:28LAUGHTER
19:29That's kind of the vibe.
19:30Someone here was left of you,
19:32because they were like,
19:33no way!
19:34LAUGHTER
19:36I think Shawna the least.
19:38I think she's...
19:39she's getting it in.
19:40LAUGHTER
19:41I think you're confused
19:42about what least means.
19:43Oh.
19:44LAUGHTER
19:45She's faking it the least.
19:46Yeah.
19:47Yeah.
19:48Yeah, yeah.
19:49LAUGHTER
19:50Bye, Darren!
19:52We are locked in!
19:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:54Let's see you in the correct order.
20:08Deborah...
20:11Never...
20:12...deans...
20:13One...
20:14Ben...
20:15...thirty...
20:16...shoulder...
20:19...hundred and...
20:20...fifty...
20:22...and myself...
20:24LAUGHTER
20:25You're begging.
20:26I've faked...
20:27...two...hundred...
20:28...and...fifty...
20:30...orchises!
20:31LAUGHTER
20:32APPLAUSE
20:33Well, they've all been fakes.
20:35I've never had one in my life, to be fair.
20:36one in my life to be fair well yeah but you see the pump I'm so good yet
20:57you know what we're gonna speak it into the universe right that good pump
21:03poms gonna have an orgasm in 2026
21:22that means Kevin and Joe you can't not be right
21:30but Judy Harriot you got one to end
21:41so at the end of that band Judy Harriot you're in the lead
21:49after the break found out which of my regulars had a sexual encounter with their mate's mum
22:10oh
22:13see you in the middle
22:17oh
22:20oh
22:22oh
22:24oh
22:26oh
22:28oh
22:30oh
22:32oh
22:33welcome back
22:35before the break I asked you which one of my regulars had a sexual encounter with their
22:47mate's mum
22:49I can reveal that it was
22:56Marcus
22:58I knew it
23:00I knew it
23:02I had a feeling
23:04Marcus you're absolutely dirty dog
23:10oh
23:11what went down
23:13I was about 20 and she was like 55 I think
23:19oh
23:21we had a three year a three year romance
23:24three years
23:26did your friend know
23:28no no
23:30Wally knows now
23:32I've got a lot of friends
23:34I've got a lot of friends so
23:36it was three years long and the whole thing was a sexual encounter
23:40I'm fucking doing something wrong
23:42Marcus what is what did she teach you
23:47about being a man
23:49yes you did
23:53she must have because she was like your mama
23:59in fairness I I would suck someone off if they'd make my packed lunches from my kids
24:05I would suck
24:07I would suck
24:09give it up
24:11for that
24:13guys
24:15right
24:17it's time for another round
24:21so
24:23Deborah, Joe, Taro, Shauna and Billy
24:27come on over
24:29and let's play
24:31all in order
24:33all in order
24:43you are all playing this round
24:47you must decide
24:49which category
24:51they are
24:53already
24:55standing in
24:57how are these
24:59two options
25:01it is
25:0350
25:0550
25:07just like the
25:09chance
25:11of me having a go
25:13on one of your
25:15parents
25:17spoiler alert
25:19it'll be
25:21your mum
25:23is that
25:25order
25:27who's the most
25:29honest
25:31or
25:33who's the smartest
25:37it's very
25:39smart to be dishonest in a way
25:41like a lot of
25:43psychopaths are very clever
25:45a lot of narcissists
25:47a lot of liars are very clever
25:49yeah
25:51we are
25:53right
25:55let's talk about
25:57honesty
25:59what are your first
26:01impressions
26:03i don't know
26:05i'm not gonna stand here and call these people
26:07it's
26:09you don't think joe looks like a benefits thief
26:11oh
26:21i can
26:23hand on heart say
26:25there's only one person
26:27lying about
26:29being
26:31disabled
26:33but
26:35in my defense
26:37they got me my own
26:39tv show
26:49i will ask the game a few
26:51questions
26:53yeah
26:55shauna what is an octagon
26:57a shape
26:59yeah
27:01billy how many sides has it got
27:03eight
27:04eight
27:05they both know that
27:06yeah
27:07that's as smart as i get
27:09uh
27:10taiwo
27:11has anyone ever described you
27:13in the workplace
27:15as being
27:17resilient or resourceful
27:19probably more distracted and
27:21and flirty
27:23okay
27:24we have a lot in common
27:27you
27:29sexy
27:30little
27:31fucker
27:35by judy
27:36harriet
27:37what are
27:38your
27:39little
27:40little
27:41brains
27:42i don't
27:43up thinking
27:44so joe is the least
27:45yeah
27:46she's either the least
27:47honest or the least smartest
27:48yeah
27:49i don't think it's possible to put
27:50because intelligence is too hard to
27:51measure i think
27:52i think it has to be honest
27:53i think it's the most honest
27:54happy words of a little thing called an
27:59i cute
28:00actually
28:01oh
28:02okay
28:03but it doesn't measure intelligence at
28:05all it's just how you think
28:06it's
28:07yeah
28:08you see all that defense she got the results
28:13let me come over to you
28:14god
28:15oh
28:16fuck's sake
28:17they know i can't fucking
28:18fuck you
28:20why not fucking get up
28:22right babes i'm the big boss
28:26convince me that you've got to go home because you're not well
28:28what's going on joe you know we're short staffed today and i really don't like this
28:32love you know i have a dynamic disability
28:35yeah
28:36and my symptoms are not good today love
28:38yeah none of our symptoms are good love
28:42my balance is off again
28:44well the side that you can balance on can you work with that side
28:47oh
28:53shit absolute shit
28:55deborah i need you to stay in a little extra couple of shifts
28:58i've come on with periods i need to go home
29:00babe some of us come with our periods and we still go away for a romantic weekend
29:04i know i said i was going to give you the day off um next week because school holidays but
29:17unfortunately you've got a cover that week because sharon can't come in
29:21tough shit for sharon then really
29:23really
29:27is that what i do with me
29:28whoo
29:31tough shit
29:32whoo
29:36yeah
29:39so look in your answers
29:42Is Catherine Jo honest or smartest?
29:49Yeah, I think the most likely scenario
29:51is that this is from least to most honest
29:55because it's so difficult to have a man
29:58at the top of either of those.
30:02I actually don't see Jo as being least honest.
30:05Or least smart, I don't know.
30:08I think Jo and I have to go for most honest.
30:10Okay, Judy, how about you?
30:13Yeah, we're thinking honest as well.
30:16So they're both agreeing, it's locked in.
30:26The answer is...
30:31No!
30:32Is this?
30:33That was right about finish!
30:36Wow.
30:40Well, that just shows who's the smartest,
30:46not you lot.
30:50Billy, if you're all so smart,
30:54how did you end up here?
30:59Right, line up, take your box and sit back down.
31:12At the end of that round,
31:15Catherine and Jo are seven!
31:22And Judy and Harriet have eight!
31:26Time for a break.
31:31Come back to find out which of my regulars
31:37has tattoos inspired by multiple axes.
31:46Oh!
31:47See you in a minute!
31:49in the minute!
32:07Welcome back!
32:09Before they break,
32:12I actually...
32:14Which one of my regulars has tattoos inspired by multiple exes?
32:26It was...
32:28Joseph!
32:35What's going on?
32:38I'm gay, babe!
32:40I'm gay, but I've got no bitches on me!
32:49So I've got one on my wrist,
32:51and the date we got together.
32:53I've got the date we got together on my ring finger of another ex.
32:57And two months into my current relationship,
33:00I got two tattoos for her.
33:02The word mine and her initial...
33:05Whoa, whoa, whoa!
33:07She got it too, by the way.
33:10On her pom-pom!
33:19So...
33:20And you think that you've found a life partner right now?
33:24I know I have.
33:25I've been through...
33:26many.
33:28And this is the one, guys!
33:30Is it this is the one, or this has to be the one?
33:37Josie?
33:38Yeah?
33:39How do you know she's the one
33:43if you haven't dated me?
33:47Yeah!
33:52Catherine, do you have any advice for Josie
33:59when it comes to grand gestures of love?
34:05I have never loved as hard as a lesbian.
34:10Um, but I do, you know, I'm very straight.
34:14I'm repping heteronormative,
34:16and I'm ashamed of that.
34:18Um, I don't get the tattoos, though.
34:20I just tattoo my address
34:22straight onto my husband's penis.
34:24Like...
34:25If found, please return to High Barnet.
34:30So the question is,
34:33whether you're gonna get my name?
34:38You're saying, you book it and I'll be there.
34:40See you tomorrow!
34:48It's time for Rosie's ex-Berrymove!
34:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:56Well, Josie and Stuart, you're playing alongside Joe and Judy!
35:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:14I'm great at taking up the baths.
35:19You're such a mum!
35:22LAUGHTER
35:24But I want to find out
35:27who in our line-up
35:30is best at taking them off.
35:34To Texas, each in the line-up
35:39would like to take bright off
35:43the fittest person in the room.
35:49LAUGHTER
35:50Yes, my friend!
35:52Obviously, it is me!
35:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
36:00This is how you get straight men
36:14to watch a show presented by a disabled lesbian.
36:21LAUGHTER
36:22You're welcome.
36:24LAUGHTER
36:26Catherine, do you reckon these
36:30are good at being moving fast?
36:35Um, there is a one-handed technique
36:38that some very skilled straight men can do,
36:41and that is really hot when it's perfected.
36:44Um, I don't really think...
36:45No offence, you know, Stuart, Joe.
36:48I...
36:49I don't see a lot of that move...
36:51Mm-hmm.
36:52...happening.
36:53Kevin and Harriet,
36:56I want you to secretly
37:00predict the order
37:03these five will come in.
37:06LAUGHTER
37:07OK.
37:08Daryl, you're up first.
37:12You got 30 seconds.
37:15Let me come up to you, baby.
37:20LAUGHTER
37:22Right.
37:23We need to set the mood.
37:29Put on my sexy playlist.
37:34LAUGHTER
37:36Right.
37:37Your time...
37:39...starts now!
37:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
37:45I'm too gay for this!
37:47LAUGHTER
37:49Wow!
37:50Wow!
37:51Yay!
37:52Wow!
37:53Yay!
37:54Wow!
37:55Yay!
37:56Yay!
37:57Don't look!
37:59It's not many, is it?
38:00It's not many, is it?
38:02Don't look!
38:03Then you've got friends!
38:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:06I see you're like a piece of meat.
38:18And I like it.
38:21Right, Joe.
38:22Are you ready?
38:24I'm ready.
38:25I was born ready.
38:26Come on, Joe.
38:27LAUGHTER
38:28All right.
38:29OK.
38:30Ten, two, set, go!
38:31Overhand again.
38:32Why are they always going over?
38:33That's mad.
38:34One!
38:35Yeah, two!
38:36Oh!
38:37Two!
38:38And he's got a human wife.
38:39One!
38:40Oh!
38:41Oh!
38:42Oh!
38:43Oh!
38:44Oh!
38:45Take them off!
38:46Oh!
38:47Oh!
38:48Oh!
38:49Oh!
38:50Oh!
38:51Oh!
38:52Oh!
38:53Oh!
38:54Oh!
38:55Oh!
38:56Oh, take them off!
38:57Oh, sorry, take them off!
38:58Oh, sorry, take them off!
38:59OK, OK, OK, OK!
39:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:08One, two, three, four, five.
39:12Well done.
39:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:16Josie, as a fellow gay, you can't let the team down.
39:25Are you ready?
39:27I think so.
39:28Ready, set, go!
39:31Come on, Josie!
39:33Josie, you win!
39:35One-handed!
39:38Whoa!
39:39It is hot, it's hot, the one hand.
39:41Yes!
39:42Let's do it!
39:45Wow!
39:46I need to get them off!
39:47Guys, no!
39:48I should've win!
39:49Get them off!
39:50Woo!
39:51Tell them, bro!
39:52Woo!
39:53Oh, three!
39:58Oh, three!
39:59Yay!
40:00You, Dee!
40:01Yeah?
40:02Are you ready?
40:03I am.
40:04It's everything I've ever wanted.
40:08It's to be in my bosom.
40:09It's to be in my bosom.
40:13Ready, set, go!
40:14Come on, Josie!
40:17Come on, Josie!
40:18Come on!
40:19Come on, Josie!
40:21Oh, my God!
40:22Come on, Josie!
40:25Oh, my God!
40:26Oh, my God!
40:27Judy, you'll be good.
40:29Yay!
40:30Thank you!
40:31Oh my God!
40:33You've got to get them off the way off.
40:36You've got to get them off, Judy.
40:43Oh my God.
40:46That's a way to come out on TV, isn't it?
40:49One, two, three, four, five.
40:56Five, six, and a thousand, two, five dollars!
41:05Seven!
41:08And that was in 30 seconds.
41:09Imagine the damage I could do in a minute.
41:11LAUGHTER
41:13OK, skip.
41:16Ready?
41:17The time starts now!
41:20CHEERING
41:22And now we're two!
41:25He started very strong.
41:31Come on!
41:33Jared's going to be tangled up.
41:35He's got the years of experience perhaps.
41:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:44Yay, come too!
41:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:48We have our order!
41:52Yay!
41:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:57I mean, let's see if they got it right.
42:06They got one!
42:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:10Catherine, did you do any better?
42:19I hope so.
42:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:28One point to Catherine!
42:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:36So after that, Judy and Harriet
42:41And this was one of them!
42:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:54Thank you to our incredible regulars.
43:04And we thank you to all, Catherine Ryan and Joe Thomas.
43:19Croson!
43:49MTV
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