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00:00Hiya! Welcome to Out of Order, the show where comedians compete to find out
00:29who's the best judge or character. Let's meet him!
00:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
00:53Oh, Josh, move!
00:57Yes, sir.
00:59Hi, Josh!
01:01Nice to see you, Rosie!
01:03Right, Kaepern, from a very early point.
01:09Yes.
01:10What do you reckon Josh's night-time routine is?
01:18I'd guess the same night-time routine as the Badger. Just a lot of scurrying around, late-night activity. I don't know.
01:28OK, is it being a Badger?
01:34I try and stay out of the woods, actually, after dark.
01:37Oh.
01:38Cos that's when I come out.
01:41LAUGHTER
01:43I close the curtains, lights off, I get the TV remote.
01:49Yeah.
01:50And I watch a 55-year-old man get the ferry in real-time from the Isle of Skye back to mainland Scotland.
01:57Wow!
02:01Yeah, he goes all over the UK and into Europe as well, sometimes.
02:05What's the most shocking deviation of the format that you've seen?
02:10He got on a coach once.
02:12Wow!
02:13LAUGHTER
02:15Yeah, my marriage is OK, I think.
02:18LAUGHTER
02:20Well, there's no points to Kat, Fern and John!
02:25I was close, though, I was close.
02:28APPLAUSE
02:30I tried my best.
02:32LAUGHTER
02:34LAUGHTER
02:36We gave her out by Judy Elayton!
02:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:45Thank you!
02:46Thank you!
02:47Thank you!
02:48Thank you!
02:49Thank you!
02:50Thank you!
02:51Thank you!
02:52Thank you!
02:53Oh, no, I probably shouldn't.
02:55LAUGHTER
02:56So, Judy.
02:57Yes, boo-boo.
02:58For an early point, what would you like?
03:03Do you want to layton's job before becoming a star?
03:12That's hard, because I feel like you was a star for when you was born.
03:15Mmm.
03:16I just think he was always a star performer.
03:19Is that...?
03:20That's not a good answer!
03:23OK, so he was...
03:25I think he was, like, a dancer, and then maybe he'd get little private, you know, bookings.
03:32Layton, will you be a stripper?
03:36No!
03:37No, my actual secret little side hustle, so I wasn't getting clocked, because I actually
03:42was on the teller from Young.
03:44Yeah.
03:45I was a secret shopper.
03:46You was a secret...
03:47Oh, my God!
03:48I've always wanted to be a secret shopper to catch the people who were stealing, but
03:51sometimes I was stealing, so I'm going to...
03:53LAUGHTER
03:54Oh, you did!
03:56Oh, no!
03:57Oh, no!
03:58That's no point!
03:59Oh, no!
04:00Oh, man, this is not good.
04:01But that was our team!
04:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:09Joining us tonight, on loan from back to say, Dogtown...
04:27LAUGHTER
04:28His birthday's regular!
04:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:37OK, Josie and Trey, come on over and let's play some Snap George Vance!
04:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:02Patron and Josh, you're both first.
05:07You've got to decide if they have answered yes or no to the questions.
05:16OK.
05:17So, come on down!
05:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
05:26Can't they have a lied about their height?
05:28Oh!
05:29OK.
05:30What about Shae?
05:32I think...
05:33Yes.
05:34LAUGHTER
05:39How tall are you, Shae?
05:40Five foot seven.
05:42He's lying.
05:43Yeah, he's lying.
05:44LAUGHTER
05:45The Short Kings, welcome in my home.
05:47Yeah.
05:48My husband's 5'11", seven feet, standing on his dick.
05:50Doesn't matter to me.
05:51LAUGHTER
05:52So, you're saying yes?
05:57Yeah.
05:58Shae?
05:59Yes, I have.
06:00Yeah.
06:01I think I'm probably five foot three.
06:03Oh!
06:04I wear high extenders in my shoes.
06:06Take a shoe off.
06:07Yeah, why?
06:08LAUGHTER
06:09Oh!
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh!
06:12Oh!
06:13Oh!
06:14Oh!
06:15I'll show you what we've been doing for years.
06:18LAUGHTER
06:19Yeah, so, like, it's fair, you know?
06:26Layton.
06:28Yeah, well, Layton's an actor.
06:32Yes, and I think as a child star, Layton's mother, probably,
06:38Jazz Hands, would have lied the other way.
06:40So, not only is he a liar, his entire family.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:44So, you know, so, yeah.
06:46Liar, yes.
06:47Yeah, liar.
06:48Layton?
06:49Liar.
06:50Yeah.
06:51But I'm a liar, my mum's not actually a liar.
06:54She lies about other things, but not that.
06:56LAUGHTER
06:57Josie?
06:58I don't think Josie's lied about her height.
06:59No.
07:00Maybe in a police line-up setting.
07:01LAUGHTER
07:02No.
07:03Maybe in a police line-up setting.
07:05LAUGHTER
07:08No, I don't see why Josie would.
07:10We say no.
07:11Josie?
07:12Yes, I have.
07:13Oh!
07:14I say I'm shorter, I'm five foot ten and a half,
07:17and I'm a lesbian.
07:19Girls are...
07:20I go four.
07:21I'm a bit out of my depth here.
07:23No.
07:24I get it, I get it.
07:26So, a lesbian is...
07:28Oh, yeah!
07:29I got it, yeah, I got it, yeah.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:34Judy!
07:35I think Judy Love lies about nothing.
07:38I would believe any height Judy told me she was.
07:41If she told me she was 6'1",
07:43I'd take it at face value.
07:46If she told me she was 4'11",
07:48I wouldn't question that either.
07:50So, I don't think she has, I don't think she has lied.
07:52No.
07:53Judy?
07:54No, I have not lied.
07:55What are you?
07:57Oh, who knows?
07:58I always think I'm 5'5", 5'6".
08:00See, by the time someone asks, Judy's already lying down.
08:03Yeah.
08:04LAUGHTER
08:05Trey?
08:06I think this woman's full of shit, to be honest.
08:09LAUGHTER
08:11I just don't know why.
08:12We think Trey's full of shit.
08:14Yeah.
08:15LAUGHTER
08:16Yes.
08:17Trey?
08:18Yes, I have.
08:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
08:21I was on the dating site,
08:26just kind of trying to wind my ex up.
08:30I was pretending to be somebody else.
08:32LAUGHTER
08:33What are you saying is she was catfishing?
08:37LAUGHTER
08:38Whoa!
08:39Did it work?
08:41LAUGHTER
08:43You got your ex to match with you on a dating site as a fake character,
08:47and then what?
08:48Did you make plans to meet up?
08:50You did?
08:51LAUGHTER
08:52I was Jess.
08:53That would pass my name.
08:54Oh, that was her name?
08:55And then did you leave him high and dry?
08:57Did you say, meet up with Jess?
08:58And then you said, I came to the venue, I thought you were ugly, I left.
09:02LAUGHTER
09:03We went to the coffee shop, me and my friend.
09:05I hid in the toilets.
09:07LAUGHTER
09:08I thought, just what?
09:09Trey, come on!
09:11I just couldn't, and then we just kind of had to kick all the part of them.
09:16We just watched him in the bathroom laughing at his sad man waiting for Jess.
09:22Yes!
09:23Wow!
09:24LAUGHTER
09:25APPLAUSE
09:27So, next question.
09:32Did I speak more than one language?
09:34Say, is it racist to say yes?
09:38Yes.
09:39LAUGHTER
09:45Shay, I think you speak three.
09:47Maybe he doesn't speak them as well as his parents or the Pope.
09:52LAUGHTER
09:59Shay?
10:00Yes, I did.
10:01Thank you!
10:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
10:06But you were right.
10:07I don't speak it as well as my mum and dad.
10:09Oh.
10:10Leighton.
10:11I think maybe if you speak some of another language it will be, like, an Evita.
10:16Yeah, it's a lyrics for Despacito.
10:18It's not.
10:19Despacito, yeah.
10:20It's not going to get you a ham sandwich in a cafe in Madrid.
10:23LAUGHTER
10:24That's the one.
10:26Leighton.
10:27Nodding arm.
10:29Josie?
10:30Yeah, I wonder if she's done, like, a season in, like, Xanti.
10:34Season in Xanti, yeah.
10:37She's picked up a little bit and she's the go-between, you know,
10:40someone's smashed up a hotel room.
10:42Mm.
10:43And she's kind of mediating between the British and the locals.
10:47Give him his passport back, he didn't mean it.
10:49Do you know what I mean?
10:50That kind of thing.
10:51LAUGHTER
10:52I think, yeah, she does.
10:53If you think yes, I will say Josie, yes.
10:55Josie?
10:56No, I don't.
10:57Oh!
10:58Sorry, don't.
10:59Sorry.
11:00Judy.
11:01My instinct is no.
11:03No.
11:04No.
11:05Judy gets everything done in English.
11:07Yeah.
11:08No, I don't.
11:09No.
11:10Trey?
11:12Trey speaks the language of bullshit.
11:14LAUGHTER
11:19This...
11:20This is a woman that will turn her hand into anything to deceive.
11:23LAUGHTER
11:25Let's say yes.
11:26Trey?
11:27No, I do not.
11:28Oh!
11:31Welcome, Catherine and Josh, to all class.
11:41First question.
11:44Have they ever forgotten someone's name?
11:49Shay.
11:51Yes.
11:52I feel like you're only member for your important team.
11:54Do you know what I'm saying?
11:56Do you know my name?
11:57Layton.
11:58Period.
11:59Oh, okay.
12:00Sorry.
12:01That's what we're saying.
12:02Do you know my name?
12:03Ah!
12:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:08Gotcha!
12:09You're saying...
12:10We're saying yes.
12:11Yes?
12:12Yes?
12:13Yes, I have.
12:14Josh?
12:15Is it Josh?
12:16LAUGHTER
12:17I feel like Josh is a little bit like...
12:18There's just that little, like, psycho-ness in him.
12:19He's really scanning the room.
12:20He's scanning.
12:21I think he's trying to get out the room.
12:22Yeah.
12:23Have they ever forgotten someone's name?
12:24They must have.
12:25Everyone has.
12:26Yes!
12:27Yes!
12:28Yes!
12:29Yeah.
12:30Josie?
12:31One, two, three.
12:32Yes!
12:33Josie?
12:34One, two, three.
12:35One, two, three.
12:36Yes!
12:37Josie?
12:38Yes!
12:39Josie?
12:40Yes!
12:41Yes!
12:42Josie?
12:43Yes!
12:44Yes!
12:45Yes!
12:46Catherine?
12:47I thought...
12:48Catherine's on the ball, you know?
12:49Yeah, but she's a busy bitch.
12:50She don't have time to be learning names.
12:51Yes!
12:52Yes!
12:53Yeah.
12:54Yes!
12:55Now, this one...
12:56She's sneaky.
12:57One, two, three.
12:58Yes!
12:59Yes!
13:00Yes!
13:01I mixed the name up at the altar.
13:02This one has stories.
13:03Hold on, hold on, hold on a minute.
13:04Hold on.
13:05I was walking up the aisle, and my childhood sweetheart was...
13:08I was walking up the aisle, and my childhood sweetheart was...
13:11There.
13:12He gave me a cheeky little wink, and...
13:13A scandalous.
13:14As we got up there, I was...
13:15Obviously, yeah, my mind was elsewhere.
13:16I'm like...
13:17So, did you go through with the wedding that day?
13:18Yeah.
13:19And how long did you stay married then for?
13:2018 years, somewhere like that.
13:21Oh!
13:22Oh!
13:23Oh!
13:24Oh!
13:25Oh!
13:26Oh!
13:27Oh!
13:28Oh!
13:29Oh!
13:30Oh!
13:31Oh!
13:32Oh!
13:33Oh!
13:34Oh!
13:35Oh!
13:36Oh!
13:37Oh!
13:38Oh!
13:39Oh!
13:40Yeah!
13:41Oh!
13:42Oh!
13:43Oh!
13:44Oh!
13:45Oh!
13:46Oh!
13:47Yeah!
13:48Oh!
13:49Oh!
13:50Oh!
13:51Oh!
13:52Oh!
13:53Oh!
13:54Oh!
13:55Oh!
13:56I think Shay, he looks like a spitter.
13:57Hahaha!
13:58Oh!
13:59Oh!
14:00Oh!
14:01Oh!
14:02Oh!
14:03Oh!
14:04Oh!
14:05Oh!
14:06Oh!
14:07Oh!
14:08Oh!
14:09Oh!
14:10OK? No, I don't.
14:12Josh, you definitely look like you spit in public.
14:15LAUGHTER
14:17I'm going to have to say no.
14:19He's got kids. You know what I'm saying?
14:21Respectful man. He's got a wife.
14:23Let's say no on this one. I don't, but I have.
14:26What?! I did two days as a labourer,
14:29and I'm such a social chameleon,
14:32but by day two I was a full tradesman.
14:35Gobbin on the street.
14:37No, you don't. Embarrassing.
14:40But you did it for two days to fix it.
14:44Two days of spit in public.
14:46Got it all out my system.
14:48It's no.
14:50Yeah!
14:52APPLAUSE
14:56I saw your face the whole way through that,
14:58and you looked disgusted, so I'm hoping this is a no.
15:00Do you want to... Are you backing me on this?
15:02All right, we'll go with a no. Yeah.
15:04Do you see? Absolutely not.
15:06No.
15:07Cat, but...
15:08I don't see someone that would be spitting.
15:10No.
15:11I think everyone who knows me
15:14recognizes that I exclusively swallow.
15:19Trey? Oh, Trey.
15:21Love you guys.
15:23Only FRX is walking by.
15:25Yeah.
15:27One, two, three, no.
15:29Trey?
15:30No, I do not.
15:31No, I do not.
15:32Yeah!
15:36Well, don't you see a lady?
15:39You got nine, right?
15:41Woo!
15:42Woo!
15:43Woo!
15:44Woo!
15:45Woo!
15:46Woo!
15:47Woo!
15:48Woo!
15:49Woo!
15:50Woo!
15:51Woo!
15:52Woo!
15:53Woo!
15:54Woo!
15:55Woo!
15:56Woo!
15:57Woo!
15:58Woo!
15:59Woo!
16:20Woo!
16:21Woo!
16:22Woo!
16:23Woo!
16:24Woo!
16:26Well, Elliot, Kitten and Joe, come on over and play Get In Love!
16:43I want you to choose who out of my line-up has been ghosted the most.
16:56LAUGHTER
16:59I've not been ghosted.
17:03I do like ghosting, baby.
17:07As in, if you dare dump me, I will haunt you for the rest of your fucking life!
17:19LAUGHTER
17:23Let's add some questions.
17:29Which one of you are currently on dating apps?
17:33Oh...
17:35OK.
17:36OK, but then maybe Trey could have been...
17:38I feel like she's lying.
17:40LAUGHTER
17:41She's lying.
17:42She's got some secret accounts.
17:43Is she crazy?
17:44Yeah!
17:45She's got numerous apps.
17:47LAUGHTER
17:48She's even on Grindr, I bet.
17:51LAUGHTER
17:53Elliot, what kind of apps...
17:55Just Hinge.
17:56Just Hinge.
17:57What are you looking for?
17:58Uh...
17:59A lady.
18:00You sure?
18:01LAUGHTER
18:02He's on Grindr, secretly.
18:05LAUGHTER
18:06What's your type, Elliot?
18:08I don't really have a type, if I'm honest.
18:10Just personality and...
18:12Oh, come on, Elliot, man.
18:13Blonde.
18:14Blonde.
18:15Blonde.
18:16Get to the pit!
18:17Yeah, Amy, don't be around the bush.
18:18I like all types.
18:19I spread out myself to you.
18:20You're going to be like,
18:21Oh, my God, no!
18:22What happened?
18:23LAUGHTER
18:26Can I ask Elliot,
18:27what are you like, um...
18:29post-coital?
18:31Um...
18:32Not to judge your book voice.
18:33You strike me as what I'd call a crier.
18:36LAUGHTER
18:40I'd say I'm more of a talker.
18:42I like to get to know them, you know?
18:44Oh...
18:45After you have sex.
18:46Yeah, I think.
18:47LAUGHTER
18:48Yeah.
18:49Yeah.
18:50I think Elliot's too pure for this dating game.
18:52I think it's important to shift in, first and foremost,
18:54bedroom-wise.
18:55I think he's looking to get to know them, and they're just...
18:57Do you see a bit of yourself in Elliot?
18:59I'm not projecting at all, but I think he's, er...
19:01LAUGHTER
19:02He's a lovely guy.
19:03Elliot, can I hear a bit of your chat?
19:05Maybe I need to get closer to you.
19:06Yeah, yeah.
19:07Yeah!
19:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:10They said white men can't jump, but this is jumping!
19:25LAUGHTER
19:27What would you say to me?
19:28Give me some lines.
19:29Erm...
19:30I'd say, like, er, so how do you feel about PDA?
19:33And they say...
19:34They even say, oh, yeah, I don't mind, and then...
19:36You go for it.
19:37Some of them need you to explain what PDA is.
19:38Oh, public displays of affection.
19:40OK.
19:41So you broke it down, that's...
19:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:43LAUGHTER
19:44But, Elliot, are you sure you don't mean pathological demand avoidance?
19:48Because...
19:49LAUGHTER
19:51That is quite a popular...
19:53APPLAUSE
19:55You know what the problem is?
19:58Guys, the people are not ready to date properly, and probably Elliot is, like, ready.
20:02Yeah.
20:03You just got to wait.
20:04You got to wait, like my husband did, to be chosen and saved.
20:07LAUGHTER
20:09And I said, you...
20:12APPLAUSE
20:13Kitten, what's been your longest relationship?
20:16Not very long, about a year and a bit.
20:19Did you knock it off, or did they knock it off?
20:21It was mutual.
20:22That means they knocked it off.
20:23LAUGHTER
20:24I'm joking, though.
20:26LAUGHTER
20:27I love the young ones on the dating apps.
20:29I love that.
20:30It's savage, stop it.
20:31I think it's just, you know, get straight to the point.
20:34A lot of young people don't want to date, so...
20:36So, what kind of dating...
20:37What's the dating apps that you're on?
20:39Grindr.
20:40I feel like Grindr probably is, like, the highest probability of, like,
20:44doing ghosting, because men move crazy on that.
20:47Really?
20:48OK.
20:49Yeah, it's a savage world.
20:51Right.
20:52Duval, have you been in a long-term relationship?
20:55Mmm...
20:56You could say.
20:57My longest relationship was six months.
20:59No.
21:00LAUGHTER
21:01That's pretty long.
21:02For the gays, yes.
21:04Is that long for the gays?
21:06For lesbians, I feel like they've been married,
21:08but for gays, that's long.
21:09Yeah.
21:10My longest one with breaks was two years.
21:13Mmm.
21:14That's called a situation, shit, baby.
21:16LAUGHTER
21:17Joe, if you're not on the apps, where would you meet people?
21:21Down.
21:22Oh, pop!
21:23Yeah.
21:24Ghosting seems to be something that people think they do online,
21:27but I've actually...
21:28I've ghosted in real life.
21:29You've been ghosted locally?
21:31LAUGHTER
21:32This is back in the day, and I turned up,
21:35and the guy opened the door, and it was giving catfish boots.
21:38I literally...
21:40I...
21:42I ran away.
21:43Yeah.
21:44LAUGHTER
21:45I ran, like, literally...
21:46And I don't know why.
21:47I had a suitcase.
21:48I had, like, a caveat.
21:50I don't know where I was going.
21:51You was going there for the night.
21:53Yeah, kidding.
21:54LAUGHTER
21:55I don't know loads about dating,
21:57but I think it's a red flag if somebody brings literal baggage
22:00to a Thursday.
22:01LAUGHTER
22:02LAUGHTER
22:04All right, all right.
22:06All right.
22:07You've had enough questions.
22:11Mm-hm.
22:12It's time for you to make a decision.
22:17Judy Layton, you're up first.
22:22Please put your rosy axe,
22:26although you think
22:29have been ghosted the most
22:33and the least.
22:37Thank God.
22:38How are you?
22:39How are you?
22:40Mwah, mwah.
22:41Hope we are right.
22:42Is this what you're saying?
22:43Uh-uh, yeah.
22:45Just going to read me like that.
22:46Not read you, but I know it's hard out here for the gays.
22:48I think this is it.
22:49And this is no shade, by the way.
22:50This is that I know the struggle out in...
22:52Yeah, they don't know your worth.
22:54Exactly.
22:55That's what it is.
22:56But, Catherine...
22:57We are quite torn.
22:59You're rotten ass.
23:01OK, so I think Kitten is being ghosted the least.
23:06I don't think...
23:08Do you like gentlemen?
23:09Yeah, they're not ghosting you.
23:11Do you know what I mean?
23:12You are deciding when it's done
23:13and then you are taking your balls in a rucksack.
23:16LAUGHTER
23:18When you leave, you're like, bye.
23:19Bye.
23:20It's up to you.
23:21Least Kitten, I think.
23:23Josh?
23:24Yeah, I'm thinking kind of like a villain origin story.
23:28Oh.
23:29So I think maybe in the early days it was...
23:32LAUGHTER
23:37And then she became this woman of espionage.
23:40I think so, yeah.
23:41All right.
23:42Yeah, that's what we're going with, I think.
23:43Right.
23:44Sit back down.
23:45APPLAUSE
23:50You never know what people have...
23:51No, it's all right.
23:52We have locked in!
23:55So I can reveal the correct order.
24:05It's Elliot.
24:08Never!
24:10Joe once, three, twice, kitten, seven times.
24:17Oh!
24:18Oh!
24:19For Duvala!
24:23My little baby boy!
24:27LAUGHTER
24:28You've been close at 25 times!
24:33Oh!
24:35At what point have they got to accept that you are the problem?
24:43LAUGHTER
24:45Do you know what it is?
24:48A lot of people that are around, like, in family are in relationships
24:52and they always say, like, it comes when you're not looking.
24:55But I close my eyes and my man's not there.
24:57LAUGHTER
24:58So...
24:59Don't believe in it!
25:00Like, no!
25:01APPLAUSE
25:06So that means Kevin and Josh, you got nothing right
25:13But Judy and Leighton, you got one round!
25:18APPLAUSE
25:28So at the end of that round, Judy and Leighton are in the league!
25:35Yeah!
25:36APPLAUSE
25:38After the break, found out which of my regulars gifted their partner a Rubik's Cube made of nudes.
26:00See you in a minute!
26:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
26:21Welcome back like a little comedy bed bug and keep on coming back and making you rich.
26:35Sorry.
26:39Before the break, I actually was one of my regulars gifted their partner a Rubik's Cube made of nudes.
26:56And it was...
26:58Yeah!
27:08Oh my God!
27:10And she got it!
27:11I don't want to see it!
27:12Yeah!
27:13Oh my God!
27:15We love to see it!
27:16You are not ready!
27:22Joe!
27:23What a bum!
27:24What a bum!
27:25Joe!
27:26Yes, baby!
27:27Yes, baby!
27:28Boom.
27:30You're a good bum, Joe!
27:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:34There you go!
27:36Rosie, you can't give it back to her!
27:42LAUGHTER
27:43Give it up for Joe!
27:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:51It's time for another round!
27:55So, Kitten, Billy, Elliot, Stuart and Tracey Kaye, come on over and play All In Order!
28:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:17So, you must decide which category they are standing in out of these two options.
28:31Is it order who's ordered the most takeaways in a week or who spends the most on their hobby?
28:49Mmm.
28:50Mmm.
28:51I don't have a hobby unless being a sexy legend counts.
29:00LAUGHTER
29:01So, let's talk takeaways.
29:07Takeaway's very broad now, Rosie.
29:10It could mean anything.
29:11You could be getting groceries or something from the pharmacy.
29:15I'm looking at Tracey Kaye.
29:18I don't feel like you're a takeaway person.
29:22She could be having a pregnancy test.
29:25Deliverooed.
29:26LAUGHTER
29:28Can I ask Stuart, a ballpark figure, what is your weekly big shop coming in at?
29:35I live on my own and it's probably about £150 a week.
29:39Mmm.
29:40To then throw takeaways on top of that, it's not very frugally smart, I'd say.
29:47LAUGHTER
29:48Kitty, what's your hobby?
29:50Erm, just getting drunk and getting ghosted, apparently.
29:54LAUGHTER
29:55That can be quite expensive these days.
29:57Yes.
29:58LAUGHTER
29:59Stuart, what do you do as a hobby, please?
30:01Go-karting.
30:02Oh!
30:03OK.
30:04Do you go-karting or do you go-go-karting?
30:07LAUGHTER
30:08Go-go-karting.
30:09When did you fall in love with go-go-karting?
30:13LAUGHTER
30:14I was quite old, about 30 at the time.
30:18Can you tell everyone how old you are?
30:2064.
30:21Ooh!
30:22All the black women here are like,
30:24Ooh, maybe I can!
30:25Maybe I can!
30:26LAUGHTER
30:27I'd rather do it, you know!
30:29LAUGHTER
30:30Elliot, do you collect anything?
30:32I do.
30:33I collect, erm, sort of, Pokemon cards and other nerdy things.
30:37Mmm.
30:38Very proudly.
30:39Of course he does.
30:41He does, yeah.
30:42He's in those whatever.
30:46LAUGHTER
30:47Elliot, what's...
30:48Describe your Friday night to us.
30:50It varies massively, but it could be hanging out with my brothers,
30:54it could just be sitting at home and, er...
30:56So there's not a huge amount of variation there?
30:59No.
31:00LAUGHTER
31:01LAUGHTER
31:02How many brothers do you have?
31:04Five.
31:05Wow!
31:06So we know what your mother's hobby was.
31:08LAUGHTER
31:14Fuck's sake.
31:15Raw dogging.
31:17LAUGHTER
31:19Your mum should be on the show.
31:21LAUGHTER
31:22And she is now.
31:23Yes.
31:24Oh, your mum's here?
31:25LAUGHTER
31:26She's at home.
31:27Fucking.
31:28LAUGHTER
31:31Right, that's it.
31:33I'm bored now.
31:35LAUGHTER
31:36Look at your answers.
31:40Catherine, Josh, what are you going for?
31:45I think it's definitely who spends the most on their hobby.
31:49OK.
31:50Goody?
31:51Snap.
31:52Yeah.
31:53Snap.
31:54OK.
31:55So I can reveal the answer is...
32:00Hobby!
32:01So let me talk you through all the figures.
32:03Kitten spent a grand on her hobby, vodka.
32:20LAUGHTER
32:21LAUGHTER
32:22Billy has spent two grand on knitting.
32:35Oh!
32:36That's a good question.
32:37Elliot has spent five grand on Pokemon guys.
32:41Obviously.
32:42LAUGHTER
32:43I'm single.
32:44Stuart, ten grand on go-karting.
32:45Expensive hobby.
32:46And Tracy has spent £80,000 on biohacking.
32:48What does that mean?
32:49Speak to me like I'm a baby child.
32:50Regrowing your organs and replenishing your body.
33:11As a hobby.
33:12It's really fun.
33:14Where did you find these people?
33:17Can I ask?
33:18Where did you find these people?
33:21In the back cabin!
33:26Listen, baby, unless you're 70, you need to stop spending.
33:31Do you know your biological age?
33:33I'm, like, a teenager, biologically.
33:35Wow!
33:36I hope I stay that way. That'd be nice.
33:38What's the most expensive thing you've bought?
33:40Like, is it something...?
33:41Probably oxygen cabins.
33:43Tracey, I don't want to blow your mind,
33:48but I feel you can get oxygen for free.
33:55Yeah.
33:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
33:59Thank you, Ryan. Look, you can sit your peaches back down.
34:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:17Good news for fans of capitalism.
34:27It's time for a break!
34:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
34:34Welcome back to Out of Order.
34:52It is time for Rosie's Experiment!
34:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:02So, Rosie, Taylor and Julie are playing alongside Josh and Leighton.
35:17And they're good with my tongue.
35:21Well, that's for me to know.
35:26And for Jane MacDonald to find out...
35:32LAUGHTER
35:34LAUGHTER
35:35..but who out of this line-up
35:40is best with their tongue.
35:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
35:47That was not so.
35:48LAUGHTER
35:49Get your tongue out.
35:52LAUGHTER
35:54LAUGHTER
35:58Leighton, you're barely sticking your tongue out.
36:00I don't think I knew what I was getting myself into.
36:03LAUGHTER
36:04I'm seeing this.
36:05I think sometimes I don't scan my emails properly.
36:07LAUGHTER
36:08Like, this whole show has been a complete surprise to me.
36:13And you say yes, and then you're here,
36:15and you're, like, questioning life.
36:16Do you know what I mean?
36:17Like, I'm sticking my tongue out for the nation,
36:19and I'm about to do some dutty tings.
36:21But do you know what?
36:22The tongue is clean, baby.
36:23I've got a scraper.
36:24Yeah, good.
36:25But I'm just being a bit coy.
36:26Nice tongues.
36:27The tongue's important.
36:28Yeah.
36:29Because, you know,
36:30it goes on long after the dick has retired, so...
36:34LAUGHTER
36:36Why not?
36:37My windows are filthy.
36:41LAUGHTER
36:42So you're gonna clean them for me.
36:46Using...
36:48..your tools.
36:50LAUGHTER
36:51The first two people
36:54to clean their windows
36:58have written my final
37:02of the tournament.
37:04LAUGHTER
37:05OK.
37:06Judy and Catherine,
37:08I want you to secretly predict
37:12the order.
37:14OK.
37:16LAUGHTER
37:18So, what we're trying to say,
37:20we're trying to say,
37:21who's got the worst and the best tongue?
37:23Who is best
37:26with that tongue?
37:29It's like that big fucking screen there.
37:36LAUGHTER
37:38LAUGHTER
37:39LAUGHTER
37:40But I don't know about you, Rosie,
37:41but, like, criteria for best with their tongue,
37:43for me,
37:44isn't licking the most shit off a large surface area.
37:48LAUGHTER
37:49LAUGHTER
37:50What are you doing with your life?
37:54LAUGHTER
37:56LAUGHTER
37:58The stuff's actually on the inside,
38:00the interior of the window,
38:02which means someone within the household has done this.
38:05LAUGHTER
38:06OK.
38:08Ready?
38:09Ready.
38:10Set.
38:11Go!
38:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:15Yes, Josie!
38:17Come on!
38:18Julie!
38:19Woo!
38:20Come on, Josie, get in!
38:21Come on, Josie.
38:22Look at Josie!
38:23Look at Josie.
38:24Look at Josie.
38:25Look at Josie.
38:26Look at Josie.
38:27Oh, my God.
38:28Oh, my God.
38:29Josie, go up!
38:30Oh, my God.
38:31Oh, my God.
38:32Oh, my God.
38:33Oh, my God.
38:34LAUGHTER
38:40Come on, Josie.
38:41Come on, Josie.
38:42Come on, Josie.
38:43Tywo!
38:44Tywo, Tywo, get lower.
38:45Lower, Tywo.
38:46I think Tywo is lower.
38:47Yes, Shay.
38:48To the left.
38:49To the left, Tywo.
38:50Tywo.
38:51Tywo!
38:52To the right!
38:53Tywo!
38:54To the right!
38:55Tywo!
38:56To the right!
38:57Josie's done!
38:58Josie's done!
38:59Josie's done!
39:00I'm done.
39:01Josie's done!
39:02Wow!
39:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:05The game's done, sweetheart.
39:08LAUGHTER
39:09Is it?
39:10Well, you're done.
39:11You're in.
39:12You're in.
39:13You're in the final.
39:14I think you're good.
39:15No more licking.
39:16No more licking.
39:17No more licking.
39:18No more licking.
39:19Can I get one in a doggy bag to take home for you?
39:21LAUGHTER
39:22Can I say something?
39:23Tywo!
39:24You!
39:25You!
39:26God!
39:27LAUGHTER
39:28Sorry for being boring, bitch, but I kind of waited a second to see how everyone would
39:32move, and you all looked so ridiculous.
39:35I was like, I don't want to do that.
39:37LAUGHTER
39:38You know what I mean?
39:39Let me tell you something.
39:40This legacy in life, and I watched you all, and I thought, I don't want to be a part of this.
39:43Do you know what?
39:44I'm so sorry.
39:45I'm so sorry.
39:46Before you started, I said to myself, you see Julie?
39:49Yeah.
39:50She's old school.
39:52Oh, and all great.
39:53You can see your reflection in Julie's husband's balls.
39:57LAUGHTER
39:59Right, Josh, Tywo, and Leighton, you are out of the game!
40:10Julie, you see, you're into the finals!
40:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:18Rosie and Julie, you need to get my chocolate bottle into my mouth using only your tongue.
40:41LAUGHTER
40:44LAUGHTER
40:46LAUGHTER
40:47I had this at home.
40:49LAUGHTER
40:50LAUGHTER
40:51LAUGHTER
40:52LAUGHTER
40:53Oh, yeah, my God.
40:55Get that.
40:57Go!
40:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:05Very well done, ladies.
41:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:19lazy,000, animate-y,000, animate-y,000, animate-y,000, animate-y,000, assemble-y,000, TWee
41:37We've got an order!
41:46Rating, then Josh, then Tywo,
41:52and then...
41:54Julie and Josie enjoy it first!
42:00So, and Catherine and Josie got it right.
42:09Catherine, let's see how you did.
42:14Oh!
42:21Josie, let's see how you did.
42:25Oh!
42:34So, I did that, Catherine and Josie are nine points,
42:40but Judy and Leighton are 12 points,
42:46which means 30 days winning!
42:58Ladies and gentlemen,
43:01I'm an incredible regular!
43:07Thank you, William!
43:10You did it!
43:13Catherine Ryan!
43:15And Josie!
43:18See ya!
43:22Thank you!
43:24Dear tiktok,
43:25Thank you!
43:26pelosens
43:28てもでんぐ
43:30過ても
43:32いい
43:43とんごはん
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