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00:00Go on, what's the best thing about those Spanish costas?
00:05I keep getting the sand in between my toes
00:07The great shops
00:08Atmosphere
00:09Sea
00:10You hate the sea
00:11Shut up
00:12But one thing we can all agree on
00:14With over three days
00:15Over 300 days of that glorious sunshine a year
00:17It sure beats the cold and grey of the old days
00:20UK
00:21Ah, this is the life
00:23Living that dream can be blooming high
00:25Hard draft
00:26Resting
00:27My land, you're right
00:29Stress level
00:30Through the roof
00:32But at the end of the working day
00:34Girl power
00:35Come on Sam
00:36Forward
00:37Booyah
00:38The quality of life on the costas
00:40Is priceless
00:43Is priceless
00:44Cheers
00:45Peaceful love
00:46Cheers
00:47That's why there will always be
00:49Stargate
00:50I'm scared
00:51She's waffling
00:52Old Kerry
00:53A lot cheaper than England
00:54Everybody's in that friendly zone
00:55This is heaven
00:56This is heaven
00:57Bargain loving Brits
00:58In the sun
00:59Yeah
01:00Today on the costas
01:02Scuba instructor Louise
01:04Needs
01:05To stay dry
01:06On her dive
01:07I'm scared
01:08To stay dry
01:09On her dive
01:10Andy the entertainer
01:11Hopes the locals
01:12Will come flocking
01:13Oh they're everywhere
01:14Look
01:15And it's stand by your stiltons
01:18As we read
01:20Visit cheese entrepreneurs
01:22Deb and Dave
01:23English cheese
01:24I can't even
01:25Shout out people
01:26There's no one to shout out
01:30To be continued
01:31To be continued
01:32To be continued
01:33To be continued
01:35I love Benador Mardo
01:36Andy from Hull
01:38Is back in his favourite place in the world
01:40Oh my god
01:42I love Benador
01:43Oh my god
01:44I love Benador
01:45I told you
01:46Be quiet out here today
01:47I know that much
01:48This is his ten
01:50Tenth visit in the last three years
01:52And he's back in town
01:53To try and promote his performing career
01:55I'm Andy the entertainer
01:57I'm a singer-songwriter
01:58I'm a singer-songwriter
01:59I'm a singer-songwriter
02:00I'm a singer-songwriter
02:01My main job is a DJ
02:03Karaoke
02:04But I just love writing
02:06Songs
02:07Just gonna start for a coffee
02:09Andy was
02:11No one wants to act
02:12On the next one
02:13It's been the first time
02:14He needs to work in Spain
02:15And this visit
02:16Could be make or break
02:17I love
02:18Music
02:19Keep looking
02:21Cool
02:22There
02:23So
02:24what is the name of Benador
02:26Is yours
02:27I love Benador
02:29He's rich
02:30A friend
02:31Who shares
02:32The name of Benador
02:33Can I dare
02:34To figure out
02:35Go
02:36You
02:37Was
02:37Up
02:38To steer
02:39called Venadome on there.
02:41The station he's heading to broadcasts...
02:44in the Venadome area and online to over 60,000 listeners.
02:49I've worked so hard to get all my songs out there.
02:54And when you get no response back, it's soul-destroying, you know?
02:59Getting my record played, that would be the ultimate, you know?
03:03Life's not just about...
03:04It's about money, life's about getting known as an...
03:09Being an artist, it's about putting smiles on people's faces, you know?
03:13It's a great feeling.
03:15So she should be around the...
03:17Oh, there she is.
03:18Someone who...
03:19Puts a smile on Andy's face...
03:21Oh, Becky, you light up...
03:24My life...
03:25Is Becky, his fiancée and biggest supporter.
03:30I've brought you something.
03:32An Afrofest?
03:33I don't.
03:34I don't want them pooing all over my cow.
03:36Well, they do say it's good luck.
03:38Maybe it'd mean...
03:39They'll play your record later, Andy.
03:43Oh, look!
03:44Look at the hands, look.
03:45Oh, God!
03:47Oh, they're everywhere, look.
03:48Yeah!
03:49Oh, that is...
03:50That is...
03:53It's a massive opportunity.
03:54For him to be aired on a radio station, it's...
03:59Something that is probably always wanted.
04:02What are you doing?
04:03And for me...
04:04I need to listen to it as well.
04:06It's gonna be massive.
04:07I'm so, so proud of him.
04:10Hey, Becky.
04:11I've just said goodbye, and I'll see you later on, yeah?
04:14Good luck.
04:15Okay.
04:16Thank you very much.
04:17You won't need it anyway.
04:18Thank you very much.
04:19You're welcome.
04:19Love you.
04:24Bye.
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08:59and now I would say I'm 52 kilos.
09:04So I've lost more than half my body weight.
09:07It was just a matter of a lifestyle change.
09:09And eating little and often and exercising.
09:14You make it sound as simple as falling off a pier, Louise.
09:17Unlike trying out these...
09:19...new dry suits.
09:24Ha ha ha!
09:29It looks tight.
09:31You've got lube on your nose that looks like something else.
09:34And like a wetsuit which lets water in, a dry suit is...
09:39...designed to keep the water out.
09:41Pleaser the name really.
09:43If they work it means...
09:44...they can teach students in the winter...
09:46...when the sea can drop to a chilly 14 degrees.
09:49Oh, taking the hood off is like being reborn.
09:54But with the temperature of the water...
09:56...it's important to keep your head warm.
09:59Because I do get very, very cold.
10:01But I want to have that...
10:03...opportunity.
10:04...to be able to dive in the winter if I want to.
10:07So this allows us to go...
10:09...out and try the dry suits...
10:11...without having students around...
10:12...so we can have a little bit of a play...
10:14...they run introductory dive courses for 70 euros.
10:18The area...
10:19...boasts wrecks, reefs and underwater marine reserves.
10:23But to get beneath...
10:24...the waves today...
10:25...everything's got to be in A1 condition.
10:28The dry suit...
10:29...it's very, very stiff.
10:33If we can't get these zips...
10:34...we might not be going diving at all.
10:36Does it need any wax on it?
10:39If not, we'll have to get the red one.
10:41I can't get him the red one...
10:42...in Disney Clos Riffle...
10:43...I can't get him the red one...
10:44...from the roof over the edge of everything.
10:45I'm just from a
10:54I'm on my way to the radio station with me luck.
10:59Look, Andy, he's off to the radio studio just outside Benidorm.
11:04I'm on my way to Fresh FM.
11:05Are you looking forward to it?
11:07Yeah.
11:07I'm just hoping they...
11:09They play my song, Benidorm, and people, wherever they are...
11:14In the world, they can listen to my song.
11:17I'm hoping to get...
11:19Good feedback of him.
11:20This will be his first ever radio interview in Spain.
11:24This is another stepping stone in my career.
11:28This is...
11:29This is going to be massive and major for me.
11:32So I was looking...
11:34For two people in a double act.
11:38Hopefully he...
11:39He can also convince DJ Alan Jay to play his song.
11:43It's walking you a shit...
11:44If you're one of the thumbs downers...
11:47You're right there, Randy.
11:49Oh, it's...
11:51It's a bit nerve-wracking.
11:54What, you know, it's them nerves what keep you going?
11:57Oh, please.
11:58If Alan burns, man.
11:59He's strong and...
12:00Oh, that would make my day.
12:01That would really make my day.
12:04Back in Benidorm town, there's someone...
12:09else who's feeling the tension.
12:10And his fiancée, Becky.
12:12I am waiting to hear...
12:14Andy on the radio.
12:16I can't wait.
12:17I'm so proud of him.
12:19I'm so proud of him.
12:20Everything's crossed here, Becky.
12:22Fast approaching.
12:23Ten minutes past.
12:24We are at 3 o'clock, and I think what we're going to do is get on with interviewing our
12:27very, very special guest today.
12:29I am joined in the studio live by the one and only Andy Konya.
12:34Oh, my God.
12:35Andy the entertainer, how are you Andy?
12:37I'm all right, Alan.
12:38How are you?
12:39I'm absolutely fantastic.
12:40Well, what a lovely old accent.
12:42It is, yeah.
12:44And also, I've got one thing to say is, this is Benidorm!
12:49And before we go any further, how about a shout-out for your fiancée, Becky?
12:53Yeah.
12:54Becky's in Benidorm at the moment.
12:55Hello, darling!
12:57It's good to hear me!
12:58Andy has...
12:59written a song all about Benidorm and everything that goes on here, and it's...
13:04glowing with Sunjang, and I tell you what, after about three listens, it gets right in
13:07your system.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Hang on, I think he might be a fan, Andy.
13:11Where did you get your inspiration from to write?
13:14My inspiration, a lot of it, is going on my back, push-by!
13:19Are you just a vocalist, or do you play an instrument, a guitar, or...?
13:23Eh, just a...
13:24I'm a vocalist, I've tried the piano, that didn't work, and I've tried the guitar, and...
13:28That didn't work!
13:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:29Yeah, I mean, the piano's even worse, isn't it?
13:31Yeah, it is.
13:32Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
13:34Do you know what?
13:34I reckon DJ Allen's gonna play your song.
13:37This is Andy's tune.
13:39Coming up right now.
13:40He is?
13:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:41This is Ben and home, yeah!
13:44All we want to do is go to bed.
13:49All we want to do is go to Ben and home.
13:53All we want to do is go to Ben and home.
13:54Me and my girl for a holiday.
13:59That's Andy's first play on the radio.
14:02Yay!
14:04Oh, I'll be humming that for a week.
14:05And there you go.
14:06That is the voice of Andy Conyers.
14:07I think we're going to be hearing...
14:09There's a lot more than that.
14:10Andy, thank you very much.
14:11Take care of yourself,
14:12and I'll see you very, very soon.
14:14Same with you, Alan.
14:14Thank you very much.
14:15Oh, that was amazing.
14:16Absolutely amazing.
14:18I can't wait to tell...
14:19You know, I can't wait.
14:20She loves it.
14:21Thank you very much.
14:22Oh, I love the picture, Alan.
14:23I really love it.
14:24It's been hard work.
14:25It really is.
14:25Everything, it's been hard work.
14:27Don't think you can come to...
14:29Benidorm and just jump in a bar and get wet.
14:32It don't work like that.
14:33You've got to go through...
14:34Well, that was brilliant.
14:36I loved it.
14:37Every minute of it.
14:39Next up for Andy,
14:39his biggest ever gig
14:41at one of Benidorm's premier cabaret venues.
14:44You've got to go through...
14:45You've got to go through...
14:48You've got to go through...
14:49I still
14:54miss Susie. Susie was the first dog that got
14:59possibly about six weeks after arriving in Spain.
15:04She was almost on death's door.
15:09When we got there, she was abandoned.
15:11She was injured.
15:14And she was nursed back to life by the care that
15:19we took. It took three weeks to actually get her to come into the
15:24house.
15:29And when I lost my first husband, she was such a comfort.
15:33She was not allowed.
15:34She held on the bed.
15:36But when I came back from the hospital the first night,
15:39she just hopped on the bed and she cuddled up next to me.
15:42She knew exactly what was going on.
15:44What was going on?
15:49She did have a heart-shaped black spot, one of her black spots.
15:54was heart-shaped.
15:55And I think that summed her up.
15:57She was full of heart.
15:59I still miss her.
16:00I just miss her a lot.
16:01She was such a lovely dog.
16:04youth girl.
16:05You,
16:06you,
16:08you,
16:09a life and mal生活.
16:10you.
16:09Well, have you done the fridge?
16:12Fridge is all done.
16:14Ain't easy being cheesy, but this pair are trying the best.
16:17Right, come on, Dave, we need some custard.
16:19Deb and Dave are struggling to flog their fromage down the market.
16:24Very slow still.
16:26I thought it would be a lot busier today than this.
16:29Things can only get fetter, eh?
16:31The couple have a shot.
16:34But run the stall at the usually popular market once a week.
16:38Let's hope it...
16:39...picks up in the next hour or two.
16:41I can't even shout at people. There's no one to shout at.
16:44You've just got to believe, Deb.
16:46I'm more of a people person than Dave.
16:48I'll...
16:49...to communicate with the clients more.
16:50I told you before, you're the brawn, I'm the brains.
16:53Is that why we're getting no...
16:54You couldn't do it without me.
16:56Come on then, English cheese!
16:59Hang on, say hello, me, to your first customers.
17:02That is...
17:0310-10.
17:04Please?
17:05You got a bag?
17:07Enjoy.
17:08Bye!
17:09But it's far from being a cracker.
17:11Hola.
17:12I'm quite disappointed.
17:13I thought it would be...
17:14...a lot busier this week.
17:15It hasn't been a good day at the market.
17:18Time to pack up.
17:19This stall now.
17:20Our time is done.
17:21Let's crack on.
17:22The couple aim for 100 euros.
17:24A day.
17:25But there's still tons left to sell.
17:27Luckily Deb and Dave don't so...
17:29...to solely rely on the market.
17:31OK, so we're coming into the cheese shop now.
17:34Their shop in Horadada is their main operation.
17:38OK.
17:39So welcome to where we sell all English cheeses.
17:42Homemade pork pies.
17:44Pastries, sausage rolls, quiches, cakes.
17:47All lovely delights from...
17:49From England.
17:50And Dave and Deb's cheesy career means a break from the daily run.
17:54Kind back in the UK.
17:56We were fed up there.
17:57We both had enough of our jobs.
17:59With the pub that was late hours for not a lot of money.
18:02And we just said let's go for it.
18:03Let's go and charge it.
18:04And see how we get on.
18:05They said goodbye to being publicans and embraced them.
18:09The Pong.
18:10Start having it.
18:11Back then it was quite daunting.
18:13We've never sold cheese.
18:14Before either of us.
18:15Yeah.
18:16It was all a learning curve.
18:17But now that's second nature.
18:19Great.
18:20Great.
18:21Great?
18:22It's no good.
18:23I do the...
18:24Good day on the cheese and...
18:25Good day on the cheese and...
18:26Good day on the cheese and...
18:29Pies and all the products.
18:30It's approximately a hundred euros a day.
18:32It pays the rent.
18:34That's what we like to take.
18:35That's the target we aim for.
18:36On a daily basis.
18:37Well let's hope you can...
18:39Fondue it Deb.
18:40Sorry I can't stop.
18:42These cheese buns are very Moorish.
18:44Good day.
18:45Good day.
18:46Good day.
18:47Good day.
18:50See what's going on.
18:51It's a glorious morning in La Manga and...
18:54The driving instructor Louise and her buddy Kate are here to test some dry suits.
19:00Will we look at conditions first?
19:02They need to check the diving suits...
19:04People work for their students in chilly winter waters.
19:07Going to have a look at the conditions.
19:09Of what's going on here.
19:11To make sure it's okay to dive.
19:14It looks absolutely perfect for diving.
19:16Might be a little bit cold.
19:19Well you best put something warm on.
19:20You'll catch ya dare.
19:21We need colour.
19:24Oh, snazzy.
19:25This is one of my designs that I made.
19:29This is called the Neo Octopus.
19:32Strangely enough because the octopus...
19:34This is...
19:35Neon colours.
19:36Louise's swimwear design is a sideline...
19:39To her life of bouquets, bridesmothers and best men as a wedding planner.
19:44So, I decided to start a...
19:49Scuba diving beachwear range because scuba divers can...
19:54Be quite weird and wild and I'm quite a loud sort of bubbly...
19:59And I don't want to wear black things.
20:02So, I wanted to...
20:04Have things that were different.
20:06After the dive, Louise is hoping to try...
20:09Out some of her new designs on Kate.
20:13But right now...
20:14They've got to get suited and booted.
20:18Can you close me up?
20:19No.
20:20Probably not.
20:21Right.
20:22Go on, Louise.
20:23Give it some welly.
20:24You're feeling alright.
20:25So, the zip that didn't work...
20:26Worked.
20:27You're feeling alright.
20:28So, the zip that didn't work...
20:29Works, no.
20:30Yeah.
20:31When I started scuba diving, I had no intent...
20:34What so ever to become an instructor.
20:36I just wanted to go dive in and enjoy myself.
20:39I saw a trip advertised at the dive center...
20:42Saying, let's dive with you.
20:44There are sharks in Mexico.
20:45And it's like, yeah, that seems like a good idea.
20:48But...
20:49I put my name down...
20:50And the dive shop said, you can't do it...
20:52Because you need to be an advanced diver.
20:54So, I'm like, yeah, no problem.
20:56I'll do that course.
20:57It then led to us doing...
20:59Our assistant instructor course.
21:02And then at the end of that, it was like...
21:04Do you know what?
21:05Might as well get the whole log and do it now.
21:09And it was the most stressful time of my life.
21:11And you plan weddings.
21:14I need to stand on.
21:15You good?
21:16Yeah.
21:17You alright?
21:18It's a lot of weight.
21:19So, at the moment I'm wearing probably just...
21:24I've lost over 20 kilos of equipment.
21:27If you think I've lost over 50 kilos...
21:29So, I'm actually carrying...
21:31Not as much as I weighed before.
21:34This is bad enough now, but carrying it every day...
21:36Must have been a nightmare, but I got used to it.
21:39Let's not keep you hanging around then.
21:42The briny deep is...
21:44Right, are you ready to go?
21:46Yay!
21:47It's finally time to see...
21:49These dry suits do exactly what they say on the tin.
21:54Coming up!
21:58Coming up!
21:59Deli owner's Deb and Dave's cheese tasting runs into trouble.
22:03So you don't like cheese?
22:04I don't eat...
22:05I cannot eat cheese.
22:06And Andy the Entertainer is battling for...
22:09This is going to be the biggest crowd I've ever performed in front of.
22:14This is going to be the biggest of our wealth.
22:19And you could have been the biggest crowd within the tournament.
22:22…?
22:23Of course, you thought you were going to be the biggest crowd.
22:24And this is why you're the biggest crowd in the melon.
22:25The way you enjoy the most food is so much.
22:26We will not love to eat!
22:28There's a little message to theake.
22:29It's a big «t41».
22:30We are at the end of the HOLIDAY before Texas.
22:31And you do not want to eat!
22:32We are at the end of the week.
22:33We are at the end of the weekend.
22:34We are at the end of the weekend at AEDIC.
22:35Hello?
22:36We are at the end of the weekend.
22:37We are at the end of the weekend!
22:38We are at the end of the next weekend.
22:41Here we have a great weekend.
22:42We are at the end of the weekend.
22:43We are at the end of the weekend.
22:25Some white stilt, isn't it?
22:27Ooh, good choice.
22:29Cheesemongers Deb and Dave are bringing home comforts to the costas, but their shop needs
22:34to take a look.
22:34They take a hundred euro a day to keep ticking over.
22:39Is that outside?
22:40Oh, that sounds good, yeah?
22:42Deb's pushing hard on the upsell.
22:44Would you like a plate of cheese and bread today?
22:46Chutney?
22:47Yes, please.
22:49Luckily, the shop is an improvement on the market, where the couple also trade.
22:54We're very busy again, but that's a good thing.
22:59All in the till.
23:00Well, not quite all in the till, Dave.
23:02Well, I'm going to eat the sausage roll.
23:04Dave, you don't eat the products.
23:06Well, you don't want to eat into your take-ins, which are due.
23:09Doing the business.
23:10We should have met our target.
23:14Today, I'm confident we have.
23:15Clowman's all round.
23:19But in their mission to keep the taste buds of horadada tingling and the till ringing,
23:24they don't just wait for customers to come to them.
23:26All done.
23:27All locked up.
23:28Everything's secure.
23:29Everything's turned off.
23:30Morning.
23:31As well as the market,
23:34and the shop, the couple also run a cheesy delivery service.
23:39I'm driving a new mate.
23:40Oh, no.
23:41Sometimes I wonder if you actually passed your test.
23:44You want to tell?
23:45You want to tell yourself?
23:46Yeah.
23:47You want to tell yourself?
23:48Yeah.
23:49Yeah.
23:50Good, mate.
23:51It's all good.
23:52That's nine euros altogether, please, hon.
23:54Lovely.
23:55Cheers, tell.
23:56So are, mate.
23:57The pair are trying to corner the ex.
23:59Pat's market.
24:00One down onto the next one.
24:01Yeah.
24:02One first happy customer of the day.
24:04Here we go.
24:05Next one.
24:06Bye, Anne.
24:07Good morning.
24:08Good morning.
24:09How are you doing?
24:10You alright?
24:11Thank you so much.
24:12There's lunch.
24:13I love this delivery, you know.
24:14You just love the fresh rolls for your lunch.
24:15Yeah.
24:16Especially when you can't get out properly anyway, you know.
24:18Can I owe you?
24:19Oh, that sounds so cheeky.
24:21Isn't it alright, eh?
24:22Lucky I know him all and I trust him all in it.
24:24No one's ever got the money.
24:26Of course you can.
24:27We'll put it on the slate, yeah?
24:28Yeah, that'd be good.
24:29Great.
24:32Last delivery.
24:34See ya.
24:36There's a good few quid gone in the till again today.
24:37It averages out about 10 euros.
24:39Two rows of deliveries.
24:40So, yeah, on a good day, it's a couple of hundred on deliveries.
24:44Today was about 120.
24:45Yeah, around that today, yeah.
24:46Yeah.
24:47So, we're happy with that.
24:49This dairy delivering duo aren't done yet.
24:52They have an event to hopefully bring in more customers.
24:54And the last bit of extra cash.
24:57So, tonight we've got a cheeseburger.
24:59We've got a cheese and wine night at the Grumpy Goat in Torre de la Horradada.
25:02We've got faulty people.
25:04All coming.
25:05So, it's going to be a good night.
25:07Busy.
25:08I'm actually quite full.
25:09But I'm sure I'll find room.
25:14Good night.
25:15Good night.
25:16Good night.
25:17Good night.
25:19Good night.
25:20Good night.
25:21Good night.
25:22Good night.
25:24Good night.
25:25Good night.
25:26Good night.
25:27Good night.
25:29Good night.
25:30Good night.
25:31Good night.
25:32Good night.
25:34The days when I'm not wedding planning are worth
25:39the dive centre, teach scuba diving, come diving for fun
25:44I also get to spend a lot more time for myself doing things that I enjoy
25:49The scuba dive centre, they run trips every year
25:53So for...
25:54For me, I work for a trip
25:56I work for them and I save up
25:59over the summer and then it pays for me to go to Mexico to dive for sharks
26:04So maybe this is the last time you see me, I might not come back
26:09The jaws didn't get Louise today
26:13I don't think that...
26:14The dry suit works
26:16I think I'm wet down the back
26:20We're supposed to get out the water dry
26:23That's the purpose of this
26:24The dry suit
26:25But this is wet
26:26Yeah, I'm wet
26:27But I'm not cold
26:28But...
26:29But we were testing the suits
26:30Yeah
26:31So...
26:32I think...
26:33Mine's come through the...
26:34I would say
26:35Sounds like these dry suits should be called damp suits
26:39Back to the shop
26:40Back to the shop?
26:41But entrepreneur Louise hasn't started just wearing scuba gear
26:44She designs it too
26:46I'm a little busy bee
26:49So these are some of the samples that I've...
26:54Designed and made
26:56Erm...
26:57The inspiration comes from...
26:59What we see in the water
27:01Erm...
27:02What we get to meet on a daily basis
27:04Louise mainly sells her swimwear designs in her online shop
27:08But...
27:09Some of the samples and some for sale in the scuba centre
27:13My aim
27:14To try and get my designs out there is to use real people
27:18Today I am
27:19I have a new design that's not on the website yet
27:21So I'm going to show it to Kate
27:23And I'm...
27:24I'm going to ask Kate
27:25To pop it on for me
27:27And maybe take her down to the beach
27:28And take...
27:29Some pictures
27:30Well you've only just come back from the beach
27:34Kate
27:35Do you want to come and see the new one?
27:37Where's my bag?
27:39Here
27:40This one is one I made earlier
27:43I've got the...
27:44Crash vest as well
27:45What I think we should do
27:46Yep
27:47Put that on
27:48Come on
27:49And then we'll go to the beach and take some pictures
27:50Oh I'm being a proper model on the page?
27:52Yeah
27:53Okay
27:54Yes you are Kate
27:55So best get your new cosy on
27:57My wedding planning is still the main...
27:59focus of what I do
28:01But I'm hoping the...
28:03The...
28:04The beach wear range will be my main income
28:07Because then I can spend more time in
28:09the water diving
28:10And I can retire behind a computer maybe
28:14Well if you're going to make that happen
28:17Marketing is vital
28:19You ready?
28:20Shall we go?
28:21Shall we go?
28:22Yeah okay
28:23We'll take our little mermaid handbag
28:24Yes
28:24What's going in the handbag?
28:25Your feet
28:26LAUGHTER
28:29Speaking of mermaids
28:32I want to do a lot of swimming
28:34I'm a big swimmer
28:35I love it
28:36So yeah
28:37Definitely swimming
28:38He's a potential mermaid
28:39And you don't have to be a qualified scuba diver
28:42Or even a potential mermaid
28:44To spot one of the 700 species of fish
28:47Off the Spanish coast
28:49I've been on the beach yesterday
28:51And went and did some snorkelling
28:52Saw loads of little fish about
28:54You get on the glass bottom boat
28:55And you see all the fish
28:56And it's lovely
28:57Well you can always just go for a
28:59Swim
29:00I do like to swim
29:01And probably my best stroke is the brush
29:04Friendly crawl
29:06Favourite stroke
29:07Breaststroke
29:08Yeah
29:09Best stroke
29:10Yeah
29:11Don't worry lads
29:12The lifeguard's on today
29:14I think we've been 12 years coming here
29:15You know
29:16I've never been in the sea
29:17I have
29:18I put your foot in
29:19Before the end
29:20Well for us Brits
29:21With no sea legs
29:22There's always another fishy
29:24Option
29:25I like the old fish and chips
29:26With the mushy peas
29:27Up the road there
29:28And you can stage
29:29Dry while you do it
29:34Hiya
29:36That was absolutely amazing
29:39Well done
29:40In Benidorm
29:42Andy the entertainer
29:43Is fresh
29:44From his debut on the radio
29:46You sounded amazing
29:47Did I
29:48Ah
29:49I'm off of the moon darling
29:50Off of the moon
29:51But the day is far from over
29:52For him and fiance
29:54Mickey
29:55Mickey
29:56Mickey
29:57Are you going to make me out of the palladium
29:58Yeah
29:59Alright
30:00See you soon
30:01Love you
30:02Bye
30:03Alright
30:04Bye
30:04Bye
30:05And he is on his way to perform at one of the town's most popular clubs
30:08The first time I ever walked in there I fell in love with the place
30:12You know
30:13Big stage and everything
30:14Hey
30:15William
30:16It'll be his first time performing live
30:18On the famous buried home strip
30:20It's been a lot of hard work
30:23And communication between me and the
30:28All is there
30:29And he's been plugging away with the manager
30:33Management for three months to arrange this precious debut spot
30:36Oh
30:37Oh
30:38Ha ha ha
30:39How you doing
30:40I'm performing in the heart of belly dorm
30:43It's a dream come true for Andy
30:45Hey
30:46I'm
30:47I'm
30:48I'm
30:49I'm
30:50I'm
30:52I'm
30:53I want to do a marvellous job in
30:58front of Becky. I really do. I want her to be really proud of me.
31:01I'm sure she already is, Andy.
31:03Tonight is a huge chance for him to break into the Benidorm showbiz scene.
31:08Oh, ladies and gentlemen, how are you doing all of a sudden?
31:13A.D. is the star DJ and host here. I'm the one to impress.
31:19Nice to meet you again, Andy.
31:21It's good to have you back.
31:23You've got my dream job.
31:25You've got my dream job.
31:26It's the dream job of every DJ in Benidorm.
31:28So like I said, I just want to, you know, tell everybody that I've just...
31:33I've got a single called Benidorm and I'd just like to introduce it to you.
31:39Well, I'll do the introduction.
31:40I'll keep the reverb off so you can sit and talk.
31:42Yeah.
31:43And then when you're ready, I'll bang the tune on for you.
31:45Ah, brilliant, Andy.
31:46It's Benidorm is part and captain.
31:47Yeah.
31:48So you've got the cabaret stage, you've got the cabaret sound.
31:50Yeah.
31:51So really you are feeling like a superstar.
31:53Yeah.
31:54This is make or break for Andy.
31:56He needs the crowd and A.D. to look.
31:58of his performance.
31:59This is going to be the biggest crowd I've ever performed in front of.
32:03I'm a little bit nervous, but I'm going to love it.
32:06This is a really big moment for Andy, this.
32:08Everybody knows the Palladium.
32:11I'm backing him 150%.
32:13All the way.
32:14Becky's got his back, but Andy's the one who's got to deliver.
32:18This has to go well, yeah.
32:20It has to go well.
32:23This has to go well.
32:24This has to go well.
32:27This has to go well.
32:28Looks like the pressure's on all over the Costa Blanca.
32:31Get in.
32:33All the supplies ready for tonight for cheese and wine.
32:38Just as big cheeses, Dave and Deb have booked in a tasting event at a local bar.
32:43It's just to spread the word as well about our cheese and everything we do.
32:46We talk to them about the show.
32:48And about the deliveries and the market.
32:51So if it goes well, they...
32:53Could be quince in.
32:54They're paying 10 euro ahead.
32:56We've done several of these.
32:58We always love it.
32:58It's something different.
33:00Good for us financially.
33:01It's a bit of extra income.
33:03Especially if we've had a bad week.
33:05Well then, let's have a look.
33:06What's on offer?
33:07Tonight we're...
33:08We're going to lay out six cheeses on the platters.
33:10Along with some crackers and bread.
33:13And chutneys.
33:14All that for 10 euros.
33:16Cheap as cheesy chips.
33:18To see all empty platters.
33:20Even if they take it home.
33:21Put it in their pocket.
33:22As long as it goes.
33:23And they enjoy it.
33:23And they think it's good value for money.
33:25They'll come down to the shop.
33:26Or they'll order their cheese.
33:28We're happy with that.
33:31There you go ladies.
33:33Oh, don't drop it Deb.
33:36Carefully does it.
33:38Very busy.
33:38Busy, busy.
33:39But we're getting there now.
33:40Most of it's out.
33:41That's just cheddar shelly.
33:43That's quite boring, isn't it?
33:45And then that's whiskey that you've demolished.
33:48Well, you need to wash it down.
33:50But one of the guests appears to have come to the wrong...
33:53So you don't like cheese?
33:55I don't eat...
33:55I cannot eat cheese.
33:57Never mind.
33:58Kindred spirits, eh Deb?
34:00The smoked breeze, very nice.
34:03The whiskey cheddar is very nice.
34:05And the mature cheddar is...
34:07Go on surprise.
34:08Very, very nice.
34:10Double nice?
34:11Nice.
34:13I think what's good about tonight is...
34:17Because there's so many different...
34:18flavours on the plate.
34:19So hopefully...
34:20They'll try one tonight and realise they like it.
34:23And then they'll buy more.
34:25That's the plan.
34:26Fingers crossed.
34:28It's very good value for the money because I'm not paying.
34:33They're taking some risks with the flavours though.
34:36I tried this one with jalapeno.
34:38You've got a little kicky and it's like...
34:41Oh, baby.
34:42It's like...
34:43I'm reading Fifty Shades of Grey when you're on your own.
34:46Oh, hello Ant.
34:47What are you on about?
34:48But Deb is more after Fifty Shades of Sails.
34:53So we did 32 people so that was 16 platters.
34:58It's 10 euros ahead so it's 300...
35:00320 euros.
35:01320 euros tonight.
35:03It's nice to hear that they've actually tried it, enjoyed it.
35:08And they would have it again.
35:09And it means they might come down the shop and buy more.
35:11Exactly.
35:12A great...
35:13Night, night, any way you slice it.
35:16And...
35:17Breathe.
35:18If it's all over, if it's all gone well, I'm happy.
35:21Even if they are a little fromage...
35:23Sorry, it's the last one, I promise.
35:26Happy days, me and you.
35:28Coming up.
35:33Dive Instructor Louise swaps flippers for passion.
35:37Let your hair...
35:38Air flow...
35:39I can't do this.
35:40I'm like, not that girl.
35:43And Andy the Entertainer needs to do just that at his biggest bedded home game.
35:48Let me see what kind of audience I've got.
35:50Oggy, oggy, oggy!
35:53I'm like, not that girl.
35:58So...
36:03We get you on the beach.
36:04We put you in the shallows.
36:07Am I getting in the water?
36:08Just a little bit, yes, so the water's around the bottom.
36:11Dive Instructor and Aspire...
36:13Tiring fashion designer Louise and Buddy Kate are ready to strike a pose in Murphy.
36:18Right, so what I reckon we should do is go round.
36:21Get on the stage...
36:24Hate...
36:25That's very...
36:26Very kindly offered or been coerced into putting on...
36:31the new design so we can take some pictures.
36:33I think...
36:34I think...
36:35I think...
36:36I think...
36:37I think...
36:38Is...
36:39Is better than using somebody that's a bit pretentious and pay...
36:43You need to do it whereas she'll just do it because she loves to do it.
36:46Well that is a bargain.
36:48With Kate new to the modelling game she's going to need some direction.
36:53Am I just posing first?
36:55Yeah, so just like look into the...
36:57Distance and...
36:58Sort of...
36:59Let your hair flow...
37:00I can't do this...
37:01I can't do this...
37:02I'm like...
37:03Not that girl!
37:04You can do it Kate!
37:07Just channel your inner Kate Moss!
37:10If she was standing on a bollard...
37:12On Lumanga Beach!
37:13Ready?
37:14Yeah!
37:15One...
37:16Two...
37:17Three...
37:18Go!
37:17I think she might be getting the hang of this!
37:20The biggest cost is...
37:21The biggest cost is...
37:22Marketing...
37:23And getting the brand out there.
37:25It's expensive to market things.
37:27So...
37:28At the minute we're working on social media and just showing off the design.
37:32Just mess around!
37:33Just mess around!
37:37Yeah!
37:38Looking good Kate!
37:39Looking good!
37:42Definitely getting the hang of it!
37:46But Louise has got...
37:47One more photo idea up her swimsuit sleeve!
37:50I'd like you to be a little...
37:52A mermaid!
37:53Could you put that on and be a mermaid?
37:55I don't know if she's gonna fit in it!
37:57I think so!
37:58If you put them in and get them on!
38:00But I need to get one foot in!
38:02I think!
38:03And then put the other one when you get in!
38:05I mean this is ridiculous!
38:07Ooh!
38:08Looks a bit fishy to me!
38:09Ooh!
38:10Looks a bit fishy to me!
38:12So...
38:13Kate's doing brilliant!
38:14She'll do anything and she's going for a laugh!
38:16So she's gonna try...
38:17And get in the water!
38:18And I'm gonna go in a little bit!
38:20And then...
38:21Oh!
38:22Hopefully she's gonna look like a mermaid!
38:24And do a bit of a hair flick for me!
38:26We'll see!
38:27It looks really cold!
38:29You're only in it, ankle deep!
38:31Ooh!
38:32Oh!
38:33Look at poor Kate!
38:34Good photos though!
38:37Well done!
38:38Can I get out of the water now?
38:40I wouldn't have got in in the first!
38:42First place!
38:43I'd say it's been a bit different!
38:44A little challenge for us both!
38:45Yeah!
38:46New things!
38:47That we've done in the water!
38:48New places we've been under the water!
38:50A little experiment!
38:52And dry soup!
38:53A little bit!
38:54We need more practice!
38:55Yes!
38:56But this bit...
38:57Is like...
38:58So much fun!
38:59And I'm so glad...
39:00Can we do this again?
39:01We'll have to get a different age...
39:02Let it fit!
39:03Do it again!
39:04Perhaps today means Louise is one...
39:07One step closer to swapping wedding dresses for swimwear!
39:10And Kate might have found a second career!
39:12Two?
39:13Did you enjoy that?
39:14I actually did!
39:15Might be a model full time!
39:17I think they have my pants on!
39:19Have you not got any normal pants with you?
39:21I'm not sure!
39:22So you'll have to go on pantless!
39:23So you'll have to go on pantless!
39:27And as the sun sets on the costas...
39:32Let's set you up there, my friend!
39:35It's almost time for Andy's...
39:37Debut Benidorm gig!
39:38I am nervous!
39:39But it's...
39:40I am nervous!
39:41But it's...
39:42You won't be right!
39:43You won't be normal!
39:44Perhaps!
39:45I want this so much!
39:47I want people to know who Under the Entertainer is!
39:50Everybody stop!
39:52You won't be normal!
39:53You won't be normal!
39:54You won't be normal!
39:55You won't be normal!
39:56I am nervous!
39:57You won't be normal!
39:58You won't be normal!
39:59You won't be normal!
40:00Hold on to your fedoras!
40:02It's showtime!
40:03Good evening ladies and gentlemen!
40:04Are we all well?
40:05Hey!
40:07I am Under the Entertainer from England!
40:09I am a DJ!
40:10Let me see what kind of audience I'm...
40:12... and go...
40:13OK!
40:14Ok!
40:15Ok!
40:16Ok!
40:17Ok!
40:18Ok!
40:19Ok!
40:20Ok!
40:21Ok!
40:22Ok!
40:23Ok!
40:24Ok!
40:25Ok!
40:26Ok!
40:27Ok!
40:28True!
40:40Ok!
40:41Ok!
40:42Let me see who this is...
40:17Ladies and gentlemen, Arrow song in lockdown, call it Benidorm.
40:20I'd love to perform this song for you.
40:22Thank you very much, thank you very much AD, thank you very much all the staff and everything.
40:27Let's go!
40:32All we wanna do is go to Benidorm, all we wanna do is go to Benidorm.
40:37All we wanna do is go to Benidorm.
40:42Oh, absolutely brilliant.
40:48I loved it, absolutely loved it.
40:49Well Andy, the crowd seemed to be loving it too.
40:52All we wanna do is go to Benidorm, this is bad.
40:57Don't be my devil, all we wanna do.
41:02Listen to that applause.
41:05Well done Andy.
41:07Thank you very much for the project.
41:09Absolutely nailed it.
41:11Cheers mate all.
41:12I'm feeling on top of the world, I was on cloud down there.
41:17Earlier on, I'm on cloud 10, 11, 12, 13, now that was amazing, absolutely amazing.
41:22100% amazing.
41:23I like the song.
41:25You like the song?
41:26Yeah.
41:27But the one Andy needed to impress.
41:30See you all.
41:31Bye.
41:32Bye.
41:33Bye.
41:34Bye.
41:35Bye.
41:36Bye.
41:37Bye.
41:37Bye.
41:38Bye.
41:39Bye.
41:40Bye.
41:41Bye.
41:42Bye.
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41:45Bye.
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41:53Bye.
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