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Crush Alert
Love Request From My Enemy
Love Request From My Enemy
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you going to tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:09He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours, buttercup.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:45Eh...
00:02:46Eh...
00:02:46Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My last thought better not be broken!
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I've just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsey.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:46Bye, Larry.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:10Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:35you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52All right, chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Valley Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be Jen?
00:06:42Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:06:58She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whoever ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is I want to be with you
00:08:19and you want to be with me.
00:08:22as more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now,
00:08:33um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay, no face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay, yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:16Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:31We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out!
00:09:37Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Ow!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't.
00:10:19I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you.
00:10:29These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:30Got a little boyfriend, do we?
00:10:32That is shocking.
00:10:34Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw me were flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:39I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:40My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, and, um...
00:10:54All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58Not in my type, but...
00:10:59You know, the color theory.
00:11:01I don't know if I could just get out of here.
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:24Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh my god.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:49You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:59Mm-hmm.
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:28Oh shit.
00:12:31Oh shit!
00:12:34Oh...
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:51Come on!
00:12:53Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop. Delete it. Please. Delete it.
00:12:59Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:10Strip!
00:13:11Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:15Oh, my god
00:13:20Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:30Jenn, no
00:13:31No, no, no!
00:13:32Edinburgh
00:13:50My school enemy is my ally
00:13:53in girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it!
00:13:59Oh my God!
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:12Give that to me.
00:14:20Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:33Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:46Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:02Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:19Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:27Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:39Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:57What?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:13And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:40That sounds amazing.
00:16:42When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school.
00:16:45At the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:24He was not a nobody, dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:15I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:18Mm-hmm.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God.
00:18:22I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Ew.
00:18:41Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:48Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:01We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22I called me.
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:37Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take her you're gonna record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hailey anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You wanna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:32I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:37Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:54Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happened to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend actually.
00:21:13Really?
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kinda stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:40Cause it's not gonna work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05You understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12Does he...
00:22:14Like you touch him like this?
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow on a game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:09I love my boyfriend
00:23:11And you will never understand that
00:23:13He's smart and he's kind
00:23:15And he loves me for who I am
00:23:19That is so much more important to me
00:23:20Than whatever this is between us
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now
00:23:33Wait, it couldn't be
00:23:36Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51Got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:25:04Oh, you
00:25:05Oh, me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you though
00:25:32Like, uh
00:25:33How close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know
00:25:59I did well
00:26:00I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want me
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:22Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure you'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29Okay
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up
00:26:32Where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:35Maybe we trust something new
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:55It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day when you regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:32Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know much I want you
00:27:45Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53Oh shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:06Um
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09I think so
00:28:10We're all good
00:28:10Great
00:28:11Nice
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:38I gotta go
00:28:46Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06She was in a real car accident
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't take this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:44He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Yes
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you
00:30:40That I have an internship opportunity
00:30:42For you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah
00:30:44Just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Haley Roth
00:30:51All right
00:30:51You have the rest of the period
00:30:52To work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions
00:30:55I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard
00:30:59Would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake
00:31:03Then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sword room
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my God
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:59Too cheesy?
00:32:01No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident
00:32:05The mozzarella sticks
00:32:06He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:09So, um
00:32:10What do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:13I
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:15But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously
00:32:27Seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner
00:32:30Have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here
00:32:32To strike me with bad puns
00:32:34Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh
00:32:38That's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I
00:33:25We're not that different
00:33:26And if you'd realize
00:33:27And give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make
00:33:29A great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me
00:33:32To prom
00:33:33I might say yes
00:33:37Jen
00:33:37You want to go to prom
00:33:39With me
00:33:40Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:42With me
00:33:43We're both hot
00:33:44And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:50How romantic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the dean's list
00:34:19I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah
00:34:22I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering
00:34:27From the accident?
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez
00:34:41God
00:34:46Here, I'll get it
00:34:47Yeah, I know
00:34:52Oh
00:34:53You're scared of me
00:34:54Seeing all the girls
00:34:55On your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:00Hell yeah
00:35:00I don't have a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54Move
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley
00:35:57Again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:03Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay
00:36:05Then break them up
00:36:07Idiot
00:36:07Um
00:36:08What do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Hey, look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21Alright, I promise
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35Um
00:36:36I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:44So
00:36:45Sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Here, I'm wrong
00:36:52Uh, hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:04Oh, shit, look
00:37:06Oh, shit
00:37:18Oh, my God
00:37:22Stop, guys, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit, it's Principal Stevens
00:37:33I've got to save Cole
00:37:34I mean, Jake
00:37:35I've got to save Jake
00:37:41Oh, my God
00:37:43Principal Stevens
00:37:44I'm so sorry
00:37:45Hailey Rock
00:37:47That's detention
00:37:48After school
00:37:49Don't be late
00:38:06Oh, my God
00:38:07What are you doing here?
00:38:09I'm going to keep you company
00:38:11That's the least I could do after you saved my rest today
00:38:15The locker thing
00:38:16That was an accident
00:38:18Oh, sure
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No
00:38:27He lied about that
00:38:28I don't know why, though
00:38:30Good
00:38:31You know
00:38:33Father, the asshole
00:38:34Every time he looks at you
00:38:35Makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you
00:38:38Kissing you
00:38:40I could kill him
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:49Okay, fine
00:38:49I won't
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you
00:38:57Okay, everyone
00:38:58Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:04Oh, my God
00:39:09I am so fed up with this
00:39:29Oh, sorry
00:39:30I tripped
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:39They're dead
00:39:41They're both dead
00:39:42Oh
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:08Crazy
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:12This squirman's burning
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds
00:40:15Oh, please
00:40:16It's baking soda and water
00:40:17You're fine
00:40:17Detention
00:40:18Today
00:40:19After school
00:40:21Shit
00:40:33Jake, hey
00:40:34Oh, uh
00:40:35Sorry
00:40:36Gotta get to student council
00:40:40Hey
00:40:40You didn't even try the rice trick
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah
00:40:48You don't know about the
00:40:51Come on
00:41:04Hey, um, Ella
00:41:07It's Emma
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened
00:41:26No, it's not just the phone or the laptop
00:41:29It means
00:41:29It means I can't
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online
00:41:38He's really important to me
00:41:43And I'm sure
00:41:45You're really important to him
00:41:55You know, Cole
00:41:57If you look past
00:41:58All that hair gel
00:41:59And
00:42:00Big ol' ego
00:42:01And
00:42:02Rich kid for bravo
00:42:03Okay
00:42:04Okay, okay
00:42:04I get it
00:42:08You're kind of sweet
00:42:13Hey, look at that
00:42:16Oh my god
00:42:17Thank you
00:42:19Oh my god
00:42:21You're a miracle worker
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:32Shut up, Ella
00:42:33It's Emma
00:42:34Whatever
00:42:41Oh my god
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:58Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard
00:43:17When can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard
00:43:21I want you so badly
00:43:22I dream about you touching me
00:43:23Oh my god
00:43:25Someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26Touch me, guacamole wizard
00:43:30Yeah
00:43:31Hey, valley whore
00:43:32Show them what you really like
00:43:51Here you go
00:43:53Here, this is for you
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella
00:44:05But I definitely got to reap the benefits
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:15Hey, everyone
00:44:15I think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:19Because who in their right mind
00:44:21Would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it, stop, stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd take the janitor some time
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:59Hey
00:45:01Now's the time
00:45:02Tell them
00:45:03Tell them what?
00:45:04That you're a guacamole wizard
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go
00:45:14Oh, my God
00:45:15Did you think that Jake
00:45:16Was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie
00:45:19I've been bribing him this whole time
00:45:21To pretend to like you
00:45:22What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake
00:45:29Is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending
00:45:31To like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry
00:45:35It was nothing personal
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal
00:45:45Oh, oh
00:45:50All right, all right, all right
00:45:52Enough
00:45:52What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him
00:45:57Okay, well, you both have detention, so
00:46:05Let me get this straight
00:46:06You stole a leaf blower
00:46:08And defaced school property
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:14Jesus Christ
00:46:15How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20Do you think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care
00:46:23And
00:46:24I hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom
00:46:28What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body
00:46:31Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now
00:46:36No, no, please don't
00:46:37Please
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom
00:46:40Max's dad called
00:46:41He said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:43You're gonna go
00:46:44And you're gonna ask Jen to prom
00:46:46End of discussion
00:46:53Come on, you big coward
00:46:54Message him
00:46:56Just do it, just do it
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot
00:47:09I could never think that
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake
00:47:17Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there
00:47:42Okay
00:47:43You got this, Haley
00:47:45Just take a deep breath
00:47:46You got this
00:47:47You got this
00:47:51You look beautiful
00:47:55Thank you, Mom
00:48:15Hey, Haley
00:48:15I'm glad you came
00:48:17You look so pretty
00:48:18Hi
00:48:19Hey, Max
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous
00:48:22I mean
00:48:22No, it's just my parents' blood money
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit
00:48:27Get drunk, girl
00:48:28Woo!
00:48:32Yeah
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:49Hey, everyone, let's give it up for Valley whore
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:06Those are concerning
00:49:07Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervy tonight
00:49:25Leave me alone
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm
00:49:43Paul?
00:50:20Are you...
00:50:22Him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together
00:50:32No, I'm not
00:50:33Yes, you are
00:50:34It's okay
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings
00:50:38So you two
00:50:40This whole time
00:50:43Oh my god
00:50:44I am such an idiot
00:50:46Hey, wait
00:50:49Hey, wait
00:50:52Hey, wait
00:50:52Look
00:50:53Please, at least take my jacket
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me
00:50:57You didn't have to go to the extra effort
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03I guess you
00:51:04Obviously
00:51:05The what-cools were just an added bonus
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you
00:51:10What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:13What are you...
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know
00:51:24Just the devil
00:51:27Get in the car
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole
00:51:32Get in the car
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once
00:51:35And please introduce yourself to...
00:51:37Haley
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was
00:51:40I'm a strippers
00:51:41So
00:51:43You're the scholarship trash
00:51:45That's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady
00:51:49My son
00:51:50Is going to marry a good girl
00:51:52From a respectable family
00:51:54And that's not you
00:51:55You
00:51:56Will be forgotten
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter
00:51:59And your mom works for me
00:52:01Stay away from him
00:52:03Or I swear to God
00:52:05Your mother is fired
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family
00:52:10I'll stay away
00:52:12Haley, come on
00:52:14You don't mean that
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for
00:52:19I hate your greed
00:52:21And your callousness
00:52:22And your elitist ideas
00:52:23Of what you think
00:52:24A good person looks like
00:52:25I hate everything about you
00:52:27I hate all of it
00:52:29I don't want any part of it
00:52:31So Cole
00:52:32Fell with your dad
00:52:36Haley
00:52:40Fuck this
00:52:45No laptop
00:52:46And no phone
00:52:47For a week
00:52:48Ever since mom died
00:52:49You've turned into this Cole patriarch
00:52:50Haley, not that's real love
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother
00:52:55I would make you a success, son
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07Hi, Haley
00:53:08I'm Emma
00:53:09I know who you are
00:53:10Right
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad
00:53:14That I accidentally helped
00:53:15And ruin your life
00:53:16So
00:53:16I wanted to return your laptop to you
00:53:19Goodness new
00:53:24Oh, wow
00:53:26Thanks, Emma
00:53:28Okay, bye
00:53:33One down
00:53:34One to go
00:53:35You're so cool
00:53:37I know, Emma
00:53:38Wanna go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovers together
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmund
00:53:50Hi, Max
00:53:51And Max's friend
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you
00:53:54Cole's grounded
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded
00:54:07Well, that really sucks
00:54:09Because he's also the president of the prom committee
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:17My son, Cole?
00:54:18Reviewing budgets
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day
00:54:24And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26So we can get back to his very important
00:54:28And very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:44Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole
00:54:49I brought you my laptop
00:54:50And logged into your Castle Claimers account
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now
00:54:59You can be together
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game
00:55:02And tell the girl who you love
00:55:03Who you really are
00:55:05No
00:55:06I'll tell her myself
00:55:07Stick me to your car
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine
00:55:20I just need some time alone
00:55:29Open the door
00:55:31Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:42It's you
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:51My dad threatened to fire your mom
00:55:53And I had to wait a really long time
00:55:55To tell you who I was
00:55:56I got my inheritance
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family
00:55:59And so you don't have to choose
00:56:13Haley, I understand that this changes things
00:56:17If you don't love me the way
00:56:20You love guacamole wizard
00:56:21But I
00:56:22Look, I need you to know I love you
00:56:37Nicole, I love you
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot
00:56:42I've loved you for months
00:56:44I mean
00:56:45This whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48Because I had to be loyal to him
00:56:49And
00:56:51But you're him
00:56:52You didn't expect her
00:56:55I mean
00:56:56I
00:56:57I always hoped it was you
00:57:00Until you hoped
00:57:02Yes
00:57:03I hoped it was you
00:57:04You were always there for me
00:57:08You're hot and
00:57:10You're really fucking hot
00:57:16Hey, uh
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do
00:57:20Here I go
00:57:22Yeah
00:57:25Take my clothes off
00:57:26Yeah, no, don't worry
00:57:30I'm so beyond you
00:57:32Just beyond me
00:57:36I'm so beyond you
00:57:50Okay, so
00:57:51What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54Yeah
00:57:55Yeah
00:57:55One do again
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02All right
00:58:03All right, that's fair
00:58:04I'll, uh
00:58:05I'll take that as a win
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:16Oh God, no
00:58:17I fully expect you to
00:58:19Continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21No, I'll just
00:58:22I'll just lust behind it
00:58:25There's always been lust behind it
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute now
00:58:29Stop it
00:58:31Um
00:58:32Same
00:58:34Isn't it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade
00:58:38Okay
00:58:40But
00:58:41The real question is
00:58:42Do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47I would have asked you earlier
00:58:49But
00:58:49Jay kind of beat me to the gym
00:58:51Oh God
00:58:51Please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress
00:58:59Later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:05And I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07Who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14Only the best for my princess
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:19I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21On the off chance that you
00:59:23Might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25And maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole
00:59:42Are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45You can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:47I see you Cole
00:59:48You are a big pro
01:00:06Hey, uh
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11In a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready
01:00:27What do you think?
01:00:31My god, Haley
01:00:32You are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40To do this lipstick
01:00:41You're not messing it up
01:00:42For at least
01:00:4220 minutes
01:00:4320 minutes
01:00:45We're in
01:00:46I do
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:53To cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:05Thank you
01:01:07Oh my god
01:01:08Thank you guys so much
01:01:11Seriously, this means the world's me
01:01:13I mean, like
01:01:14Who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment
01:01:23Oh my god
01:01:24That's Haley and Cole
01:01:26It was fun
01:01:28It's great
01:01:28You got it
01:01:29Yes
01:01:33Hey, uh
01:01:34Most of the time that's up
01:01:36No
01:01:36But
01:01:37Who cares
01:01:40Hell yeah
01:01:47I am the queen, okay
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess
01:01:51Come on
01:01:52Everyone say it with me
01:01:54Pervy princess
01:01:54Pervy princess
01:02:01Pervy princess
01:02:01Wait
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06Make Cole
01:02:08Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13Don't worry, daddy
01:02:15If I can't have him
01:02:17No one can
01:02:18I'm gonna destroy
01:02:20Haley Roth's life
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:25Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33And didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit
01:02:37You know, Jen
01:02:38As the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42And above all of this petty drama
01:02:46But quite frankly
01:02:48You are the worst
01:02:50And I think it's time
01:02:52That you are expelled
01:02:53From Edmonds Academy
01:02:54You can't do that
01:02:55I'm the principal
01:02:56So, uh
01:02:57Yes, I can
01:03:07There was no wintering shit
01:03:09You lied to me
01:03:17Haley, catch
01:03:24My princess finally has her crown
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29Oh
01:03:30Yeah, no can do
01:03:31All I have to offer
01:03:33Is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36And an awesome sense of humor
01:03:38Oof
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no
01:03:47That's my dad
01:03:50We are going home
01:03:51Right now
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad
01:03:58You talk all the time
01:03:59About wanting a man
01:04:00That's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02Yet
01:04:03You can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06And it's because of Haley
01:04:07And you can accept that
01:04:09Or I'll make my own path
01:04:10And best believe me I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole
01:04:28I'm so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:34That was terrifying
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so
01:04:40I love you, Galakorn
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:44Oh my god, I gotta change that username
01:04:46Yeah, you know, I love you, guacamole wizard
01:04:47Yeah, I do
01:04:47Yeah, I do
01:04:49Yeah, I do
01:05:03You
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