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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy #englishsub
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00:00:04New Intimacy Level Unlocked
00:00:11New Skin Dangerously Hot is Equipped
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:34You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275. Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:44You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person. Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:58Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, SkylifterCoin.
00:01:04Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of castle claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:16But on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51Ruined!
00:01:57This is so hard.
00:01:59Hey! I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Hey, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:21What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:32You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:44Eh...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:54I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:02So...
00:03:02In that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:20Oh!
00:03:21What is this?
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:42I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway, and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Close fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Now close leaving the new girl.
00:03:58Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:32I'm Jen.
00:04:33And this is Lindsay.
00:04:35Hi.
00:04:36I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39It's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:51There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:15You're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Guacamole wizard.
00:05:27What are you, catfishing some lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online love-up?
00:05:52Ah, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:57No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59That would clean goes into school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:08Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:24Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:34Wait...
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it...
00:06:57She does look kinda cute.
00:07:01Even I can feel the tension in the room...
00:07:04But we're into...
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:28I think you, uh...
00:07:29You used to spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:42I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49The liver ends up with her.
00:07:50The liver must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened.
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I wanna be with you.
00:08:19And you wanna be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:31Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:37Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah. Get ready.
00:08:46Okay. No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57He'll love it.
00:09:02This lighting hates me.
00:09:05Come on, Hayley.
00:09:06Confidence.
00:09:07You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:14Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:21Oh, my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:27Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:36Get out.
00:09:37Now.
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:38Ow!
00:09:40Damn it!
00:09:43Come on.
00:10:17You're helping me.
00:10:19I won't. I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:28Excuse you. These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:31I'm a boyfriend, do we? That is... shocking.
00:10:33Yeah, actually.
00:10:35And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:38Flirting?
00:10:38Yeah, don't flatter yourself.
00:10:40I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:41My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:42Funny.
00:10:44Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:48Fine by me.
00:10:51Oh, no.
00:10:54I love the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:56I like it in a weird way.
00:10:58I mean, not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:11:02Would you just get out of here?
00:11:11Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:15Jen, red alert.
00:11:17Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:23Don't be a coward.
00:11:25Just send it.
00:11:26Jen.
00:11:30Oh, my God.
00:11:32Here goes nothing.
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out.
00:11:43He's probably just busy.
00:11:48Give it back.
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:55Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it.
00:12:03What are you doing?
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:17Oh, my God.
00:12:20Oh, my God.
00:12:26Oh, shit.
00:12:31Oh.
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemies new just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:36What?
00:12:36Yeah.
00:12:38Oh, my God.
00:12:40Oh, my God.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:45Oh, my God.
00:12:47Oh, my God.
00:12:48Oh, my God.
00:12:50Oh, my God.
00:12:51Oh, my God.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped.
00:12:57Stop.
00:12:57Delete it, please.
00:12:58Delete it.
00:12:59Strip!
00:13:00Strip!
00:13:01Strip!
00:13:01Strip!
00:13:02Strip!
00:13:02Strip!
00:13:03Strip!
00:13:03Strip!
00:13:04Strip!
00:13:05Strip!
00:13:05Strip!
00:13:11Oh, my brave knight.
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:19Oh, my God.
00:13:20Oh, cool.
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:24Since you're so into slutty photos,
00:13:26why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:31Jen, no.
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Strip!
00:13:34Strip!
00:13:35Strip!
00:13:35Strip!
00:13:35Strip!
00:13:39Strip!
00:13:41Strip!
00:13:41Oh, my God.
00:13:47Oh, my God.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:48Okay.
00:13:51My school enemy is my ally girlfriend?
00:13:55They're all in video.
00:13:58Stop it.
00:14:00Oh, my God.
00:14:01Oh, my God.
00:14:01Oh, my God.
00:14:02Oh, my God.
00:14:02Oh, God.
00:14:08Hey, you okay?
00:14:13Give that to me.
00:14:21Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:23What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now, if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:46Everyone's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone.
00:15:01All right.
00:15:03Haley!
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:09And he said we were enemies.
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:20Love you, Mom.
00:15:22Wait, Mom.
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:29Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:16:00They're my favorite.
00:16:02Noted.
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:11Well, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:14And then there's this guy.
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time, he's super contradictory.
00:16:19It's so confusing.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:24Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:27I like you.
00:16:28Only you.
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you going to reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:41That sounds amazing.
00:16:43When?
00:16:43When?
00:16:44Well, after school, at the balcony.
00:16:46I'll bring flowers.
00:16:47Deal.
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:18Call me father.
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:22Defending that nobody.
00:17:24Haley girl.
00:17:25He's not a nobody, Dad.
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:42That whole family is trash.
00:17:44Stay away from her.
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:49Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18.
00:17:56Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:02safe.
00:18:04You're sick.
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:14Oh, hi.
00:18:16I'm Haley.
00:18:17Yes.
00:18:19So nice to meet you.
00:18:21God, I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:24But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:31You're so nice.
00:18:36Guacamole wizard.
00:18:38Fail.
00:18:42Guacamole wizard.
00:18:43Ew.
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend.
00:18:48Pathetic.
00:18:49Maybe he's married.
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:52And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:58Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh, no.
00:19:02We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:08Eat it.
00:19:22I called me.
00:19:24So you thought that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:30So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:32Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way, Cole's not going to come save you.
00:19:38Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:40Like me.
00:19:44I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up.
00:19:59Cole, we were kidding.
00:20:00It's ketchup.
00:20:01Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:06Take out your phone and record this.
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:20So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:28I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:32I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah.
00:20:39Let's go.
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go.
00:20:48Let's go.
00:20:55Uh, thank you.
00:20:57Wow.
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just...
00:21:07I happen to see you.
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah.
00:21:12My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:16Well, he...
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:23Maybe you got into it nice to them.
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:29You thought we were enemies.
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:34Am I that annoying?
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work.
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend's years make you fall for her?
00:21:56He...
00:21:56He makes me feel safe.
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though.
00:22:05I don't understand better than you think.
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:12I don't see...
00:22:14How you touch him like this.
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:29No, no, my...
00:22:31My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:36In the game.
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow in the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you.
00:23:07I can't do this.
00:23:10I love my boyfriend.
00:23:11And you will never understand that.
00:23:13He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:16He loves me for who I am.
00:23:19That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:23I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:33Wait.
00:23:34It couldn't be.
00:23:37Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:42There's nothing.
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life.
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds.
00:24:06He just wants to play with me.
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident.
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:23He was right.
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody.
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you.
00:24:29No, no, you can't.
00:24:30I look miserable now.
00:24:31You need to see me in style.
00:24:33Fine, if you say so.
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:05Oh, you.
00:25:06Oh, me.
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:15I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay.
00:25:27We could do no each other more.
00:25:29I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:32Like, uh, how close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:57So, are you going to prom?
00:25:58Eh, okay, well, I don't know.
00:26:02So you have a date.
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:11Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be.
00:26:13You are so full of yourself.
00:26:15You can do this on your own.
00:26:17Yeah.
00:26:19No way.
00:26:21It's a self-locking door.
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24This woman's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29No, okay.
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:34Or maybe try something new.
00:26:36Mm-mm.
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:39Yeah.
00:26:49That was my first kiss.
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:10You're really good at this.
00:27:12Why don't you regret it?
00:27:14You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:32Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know what y'all want in.
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you.
00:27:53Oh, shit.
00:27:58Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh, my God.
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock.
00:28:06Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:08Yeah, we're good.
00:28:10We're all good.
00:28:10Great.
00:28:11Okay, nice.
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:22Hey, wait.
00:28:23It's just hormones.
00:28:25Jake.
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax.
00:28:29I'm not dead.
00:28:29Wait.
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go.
00:28:46Guacamole wizard?
00:28:48Huh?
00:28:51Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:07She was in a real car accident.
00:29:08According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:11I'm not going to make this anymore.
00:29:13Cole, wait.
00:29:15Oh, shit.
00:29:20What's up, Gus?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey.
00:29:32I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:44They're my favorite.
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um...
00:29:54A dickhead?
00:29:57Well, you gotta say, get out of your bro.
00:29:59You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:08There it goes again.
00:30:10Cole is jealous.
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem.
00:30:15We don't have a problem.
00:30:17Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:25I have the ball now.
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that.
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey!
00:30:39What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45Just one little catch.
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:05You've literally been sorry for five minutes.
00:31:07I'm thinking.
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:10Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore dream.
00:31:15Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:16No, you don't.
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:22You have no idea.
00:31:28Oh my God.
00:31:30Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:45Haley, someone's here to see you.
00:31:58Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute.
00:32:04The accident?
00:32:06The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:12You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I should feel happy.
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:34Wow.
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:38Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God.
00:32:51Wow.
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:59Wait, I can't.
00:33:01Colt, put me down.
00:33:02Put me down.
00:33:03Put me down.
00:33:05Don't do that again.
00:33:19New couple alert.
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:23Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:34I might say yes.
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:44We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:46And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so.
00:33:50How romantic.
00:33:51I think I'll pass.
00:33:54You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:58Oh, here they come.
00:34:01If I message Quarkamole Wizard,
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's filming.
00:34:05I don't know.
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List.
00:34:19Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:22Bye.
00:34:24He's so different.
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:27I don't say we...
00:34:30Hayley?
00:34:34No.
00:34:37What are you doing?
00:34:39Jeez.
00:34:41God.
00:34:46Here, I'll get it.
00:34:48Yeah, I know.
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care.
00:34:57I do care.
00:35:00Here we are.
00:35:17I don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:19I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:21He doesn't even know you.
00:35:23And you do?
00:35:24How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:32I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:34The first day.
00:35:36You were watching me?
00:35:38Just don't go to promenade.
00:35:42Oh, shit.
00:35:54Move.
00:35:56Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:58Again.
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:36:02Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:04Obviously, I do.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:06Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas.
00:36:17Hey, look.
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:21All right, I promise.
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:23Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:28And you.
00:36:28But you're not asking me.
00:36:32Hey.
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:34Hey, Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:41The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:47You're so sexy.
00:36:49Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50Wait, I'm talking about...
00:36:51Oh, I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, shit.
00:37:08Oh, shit.
00:37:09Oh, shit.
00:37:10Oh, shit.
00:37:13Oh, shit.
00:37:15Oh, shit.
00:37:17Oh, shit.
00:37:19Oh, shit.
00:37:20Oh, shit.
00:37:23Stop, guys.
00:37:24Stop it.
00:37:25Stop.
00:37:26Stop.
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31Shit.
00:37:32It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:33I've got to save Cole.
00:37:34I mean, Jake.
00:37:35I've got to save Jake.
00:37:42Oh, my God.
00:37:43Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry.
00:37:45Hailey Rock.
00:37:47That's detention.
00:37:49After school, don't be late.
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:38:06Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:09Can we keep you company?
00:38:11It's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:15The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:18Oh, sure.
00:38:21So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why, though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37I'm thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:58Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh, my God.
00:39:10I am so fed up with this.
00:39:29Oh, sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33Jack.
00:39:34What?
00:39:34It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you?
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13This squirming is burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please.
00:40:16It's baking soda and water.
00:40:17You're fine.
00:40:18Detention.
00:40:19Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:22Shit.
00:40:26Shit.
00:40:28Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:35Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:36Got to get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:46Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Oh, come on.
00:41:04Hey.
00:41:05Um, Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:09Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:14Okay.
00:41:16Oh.
00:41:20Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:29It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:36I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:43And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:56You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:42:03Okay, okay.
00:42:04I get it.
00:42:08You're kind of sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh, my God.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:34It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh, my God.
00:42:49Oh, morning, valley whore.
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:54Oh, my God.
00:42:56I'm so weird.
00:42:59Valley whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:24Oh, my God.
00:43:25Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, valley whore.
00:43:32Show them what you really like.
00:43:51Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:01You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:05It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey, everyone.
00:44:16I think valley whore is a catfish.
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:48Stop it.
00:44:49Stop, stop, stop.
00:44:52I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jake!
00:44:59Hey.
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:03Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're a guacamole wizard.
00:45:08Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh, my God.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:50All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough.
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:58Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:22Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:30Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:47End of discussion.
00:46:54Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy, Max, is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:29If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:45Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:01I can't resist.
00:48:03Oh, my God.
00:48:04Let's go.
00:48:04I did something.
00:48:15Hey, I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23Y'all, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:24You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:27They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl.
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here, valley whore?
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:52Valley whore!
00:48:57Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me, oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:03because those little cringy messages on your castle game,
00:49:07those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, I kind of feel a bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Hailey?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess.
00:49:17Pervy princess.
00:49:19Pervy princess.
00:49:20Pervy princess.
00:49:23Hey, let's get pervied tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Cole?
00:49:55We set off the braking with deep inside.
00:49:55Let's get her out.
00:49:58We set it up.
00:50:03You can tell.��
00:50:03It
00:50:03doesn't fall. You
00:50:03killed me. You
00:50:04killed me. You
00:50:04killed me, Will,fil. And
00:50:04that's how I monté. You
00:50:04killed me now. You
00:50:04killed me. You
00:50:06killed me. I
00:50:07killed me. You
00:50:07killed me. Hey,
00:50:07you killed me. You killed
00:50:13me now.
00:50:21are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay Cole is not
00:50:29him anyways we are going to the prom together no I'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:36honest about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god I am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:53please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:58go to the extra effort Jen was doing just fine I wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:51:05just an added bonus I knew I shouldn't trusted you now what about guacamole wizard what do you
00:51:22who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again Cole get in the car
00:51:34can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to Haley I already assumed
00:51:39that's who this was hi Mr. Evans so you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining
00:51:46Cole's life well I've got news for you young lady my son is going to marry a good girl from
00:51:53a respectable
00:51:53family and that's not you you will be forgotten you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for
00:52:01me stay away from him or I swear to God your mother is fired dad stop don't you touch my
00:52:10family I'll stay
00:52:12away come on you don't mean that I hate everything you stand for I hate your greed and your callousness
00:52:22and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like I hate everything about you
00:52:27I hate all of it I don't want any part of it so Cole go with your dad
00:52:36Haley
00:52:45no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:51Haley not dad's real love why do you have to make me so miserable
00:52:54I promised your mother I would make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:07hi Haley I'm Emma I know you are right I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped
00:53:15Jen ruin your life so I wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new
00:53:24oh wow thanks Emma okay bye
00:53:33one down one to go
00:53:35you're so cool
00:53:37I know Emma
00:53:38want to go to prom why not let's get these lovers together
00:53:49hi Mr. Edmund hi Max and Max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you Cole's grounded
00:53:56oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today
00:54:01what can I say Max actions have consequences birthday or no Cole is grounded
00:54:07well that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee we were supposed
00:54:13to review budgets today Cole my son Cole reviewing budgets he's never reviewed a budget a day in his
00:54:22life well Mr. Edmunds today could be that day and we just have to give him back this school
00:54:26sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work
00:54:40go away
00:54:44Max what
00:54:46what are you guys doing here happy birthday Cole
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow
00:54:53what what's going on dude it's your 18th birthday you can tell Haley who you are now you can be
00:54:59together
00:55:00just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are
00:55:06no I'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:15I'm a lizard
00:55:19mom I'm fine I just need some time alone
00:55:30open the door wait what he's here
00:55:42it's you
00:55:44I should have given you this to you a long time ago
00:55:48anyway I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning
00:55:51my dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time
00:55:55to tell you who I was
00:55:56I got my inheritance
00:55:58and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose
00:56:13here we go
00:56:14I understand that this changes things
00:56:17if you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard but
00:56:23I need you to know I love you
00:56:37Nicole I love you
00:56:38you do?
00:56:41yes you idiot
00:56:43I've loved you for months I mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though
00:56:48because I had to be loyal to him and
00:56:51but you're him
00:56:52you didn't expect her
00:56:55I mean I
00:56:57I always hoped it was you
00:57:00until you hoped
00:57:02yes
00:57:03yes
00:57:04I hoped it was you
00:57:05you were always there for me
00:57:08you're hurt and
00:57:10you're really fucking hurt
00:57:16hey uh
00:57:17one of those things I said we could do
00:57:21here I go
00:57:22yeah
00:57:25take my clothes off
00:57:27you're getting there don't worry
00:57:28hmm
00:57:31I'm so real you
00:57:33just be on me
00:57:36I'm so real you
00:57:38oh
00:57:39oh
00:57:41oh
00:57:41oh
00:57:42oh
00:57:43oh
00:57:44oh
00:57:50oh
00:57:51okay so
00:57:52what do you think
00:57:5310 out of 10
00:57:54oh
00:57:55yeah
00:57:55one two again
00:57:57I'll get sex for sex with me specifically
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:58:02alright
00:58:03alright that's fair
00:58:04I'll uh
00:58:06I'll take that as a one
00:58:11what is my life now
00:58:13am I being nice now?
00:58:14to call Eggman's?
00:58:15mmm
00:58:16oh god no I fully expect you to
00:58:19continue to berate me endlessly
00:58:21now I'll just
00:58:22I'm just lost behind it
00:58:25there's always been lost behind it
00:58:26I'll take a minute now
00:58:29stop it
00:58:31um
00:58:32same
00:58:34is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know
00:58:37I think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:39okay
00:58:40but
00:58:41the real question is
00:58:42do you got a date?
00:58:45Cole are you asking me to prom?
00:58:47oh I would have asked you earlier
00:58:49but
00:58:50Jay kind of gave me to the show
00:58:51oh god please don't mention his name again
00:58:52I don't want to hear it
00:58:54yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:56but I don't even have a dress
00:58:59later
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds
00:59:06and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds
00:59:07who would have guessed?
00:59:12I thought
00:59:14only the best for my princess
00:59:16where did you get that?
00:59:18uh
00:59:18I might have gotten you a dress
00:59:21on the off chance that you
00:59:24might have wanted to go to prom with me
00:59:25and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:29of course they'll go to prom with you
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds
00:59:36I didn't expect you to be here
00:59:38Cole?
00:59:39are you here?
00:59:41Cole?
00:59:42are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds
00:59:45you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:48I see you Cole
00:59:48you are in big trouble
01:00:06hey uh
01:00:08you almost done in there?
01:00:09you try changing into an evening gown
01:00:11in a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:13it is
01:00:14okay I'm ready
01:00:27what do you think?
01:00:31my god Haley you are the most beautiful thing
01:00:34I have ever seen
01:00:37uh uh uh
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror
01:00:40to do this lipstick
01:00:41you're not messing it up for at least
01:00:42twenty minutes
01:00:44twenty more minutes
01:00:45what in?
01:00:47deal
01:00:50thank you all for using the prom voting site
01:00:53to cast your votes
01:00:54I hear we have a winner
01:00:58and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:03Jen Longfellow
01:01:05thank you
01:01:07thank you
01:01:08oh my god
01:01:09thank you guys so
01:01:11much
01:01:12seriously this makes the world to me
01:01:13I mean like
01:01:14who else would win
01:01:15right?
01:01:17this is just the perfect moment
01:01:22oh my god that's Haley and Cole
01:01:26it was fun
01:01:28it was fun
01:01:28since what is your dad
01:01:29yes
01:01:33hey uh
01:01:35most time that's up
01:01:36no
01:01:36but
01:01:37who cares
01:01:40hell yeah
01:01:41woo
01:01:44ew literally what the fuck
01:01:46damn
01:01:46language
01:01:47I am the queen okay
01:01:49she's just a little
01:01:50pervy princess
01:01:51come on
01:01:52everyone say it with me
01:01:53pervy princess
01:01:55pervy princess
01:01:56pervy princess
01:02:00pervy princess
01:02:01wait
01:02:03wait wait wait
01:02:04what are those?
01:02:05those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:06make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you
01:02:10his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:13don't worry daddy
01:02:15if I can't have him
01:02:17no one can
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life
01:02:21is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy
01:02:26who did this?
01:02:27who did this?
01:02:29who did this?
01:02:31what?
01:02:32you exploited me for a hacking job
01:02:33and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35you little shit
01:02:37you know Jen
01:02:39as the principal
01:02:40I'm supposed to remain impartial
01:02:42and above all of this petty drama
01:02:45you're wrong
01:02:46but
01:02:47quite frankly
01:02:48you are the worst
01:02:50and I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy
01:02:54you can't do that
01:02:56I'm the principal
01:02:57so uh
01:02:58yes I can
01:03:07there was no internship
01:03:09you lied to me
01:03:12you lied to me
01:03:17Haley
01:03:18catch
01:03:22oh
01:03:24my princess finally has a crown
01:03:27now all I need is my handsome prince
01:03:29oh
01:03:30yeah no can do
01:03:31all I have to offer
01:03:33is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder
01:03:36and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:38oof
01:03:39how can I refuse?
01:03:46oh no that's my dad
01:03:50we are going home
01:03:51right now
01:03:53you disobeyed me for the last time boy
01:03:55yeah I'm not a boy dad
01:03:58you talk all the time
01:03:59about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:04:02yet you can't see I've already become that man
01:04:06and it's because of Haley
01:04:08and you can accept that
01:04:09or I'll make my own path
01:04:11and best believe me I can
01:04:13I'll say this
01:04:15that's the most backbone I've ever seen in you Cole
01:04:28I am so proud of you
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my side
01:04:35that was terrifying
01:04:36it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before
01:04:39well so
01:04:41I love you Bella Quinn
01:04:42I love you guacamole wizard
01:04:45oh my god I gotta change that username
01:04:46and then
01:04:46yeah you do
01:04:47oh my god
01:04:52oh my god
01:04:53oh my god
01:05:00oh my god
01:05:02oh my god
01:05:03oh my god
01:05:04oh my god
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