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00:09to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube baby for
00:14a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:20identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:33mr president
00:39eyes on me
00:46take your clothes off
00:54three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves
01:00to stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:17not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:22i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:27and go
01:28first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's
01:34a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the kid
01:39he
01:40had her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she actually
01:44hooked up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being
01:48crazy enough to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took
01:52one look at each and knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard
01:56and get lost sorry mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before
02:01i
02:01knew it it was the day i went into labor come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:15one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:27what's wrong what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:38oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:45isn't his
02:45i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:52what's going on here
03:01what should i do what should i do
03:11where's my baby
03:17tell me where is my child
03:19mr president i'm so sorry i let you down
03:23sorry for what i lied i
03:27i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:34one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:39a fake pregnancy
03:40so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:44that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:46i took all kinds of hormone shots and it it made me look pregnant
03:49today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:55what was that sound
04:03mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:10national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a crap
04:15mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get pregnant
04:22with your baby
04:23i won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:26but what about the surrogacy money
04:28after playing me like this
04:29you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:33what
04:37no money
04:38and now i'm stuck working for free
04:40what a joke
04:41you two little troublemakers
04:43you totally screwed me
04:45if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first lady now
04:54okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard
04:57eh whatever
04:58but hey you're mine right
05:02you guys hungry
05:14wait
05:14you don't want to
05:16nurse do you
05:19all right fine
05:20breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:22i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:29drink up
05:33now that's what i call my kids
05:34already drinking in style
05:36you two are going places
05:38looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:44what the hell
05:45i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:49so how the hell did i end up with puppies
05:53whose dog is this
05:55you hurt
05:56hey easy now i won't bite
05:59wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:03could it be him
06:05could it be him
06:06nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:15mommy hug
06:18you two were the puppies
06:20how do puppies just turn into kids
06:22and they're already big and can talk
06:23what kind of freak show did i give birth to
06:25mommy
06:27their cheeks are soft and warm
06:30feels just like regular kids
06:33mommy hugs
06:34okay okay
06:36mommy's good babies
06:39puppy kids whatever
06:40you're mine and that's all that matters
06:45those two little monsters eat more every day
06:47this might just last them one day
06:50what they're not feeding you enough at the white house
06:52i i just don't want to waste anything
06:55you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:58just focus on paying off your debt
07:00don't try anything cute
07:02i i get it
07:10bro do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out
07:13mom worked so hard for us
07:15we gotta get her a gift
07:17i think i smell
07:18dad
07:19mom worked so hard for us
07:31mom worked so hard for us
07:37mom worked so hard for us
07:38mom worked so hard for us
07:38mom worked so hard for us
07:38mom worked so hard for us
07:38mom worked so hard for us
07:38mom worked so hard for us
07:39mom worked so hard for us
07:39mom worked so hard for us
07:39mom worked so hard for us
07:39mom worked so hard for us
07:40mom worked so hard for us
07:44mom worked so hard for us
07:49hello stop right there mrs. Olivia so a small-town girl with a high school
08:13diploma who can't even tell which fork to use what makes you think you're
08:18qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve to stand by his side it took me
08:23three years to get where I am three years of crisis of staying up with him
08:26through countless nights and you you just lay around for a few months spread
08:29your legs and that's it I never thought of it that way remember your place
08:34janitor once your debt is paid get the hell out of the White House miss Olivia
08:40classified documents are missing from the Oval Office what which thief has the
08:46guts to steal from the presidential office hey babies mommy's home a present what
08:57kind of present could you two little rascals have for me for you mommy mommy
09:08here take this the presidential seal the nuclear button briefcase so you two are
09:22the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff we were just looking for
09:28food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy you should
09:33wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red lock in the White House search
09:41every room not one corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was
09:46these two pups who stole it we're done for mr. president we've searched every other
09:51room in the White House this is the last one the maids quarters open the door
10:01there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed I'm definitely going to jail
10:08leah cole why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bolton briefcase in your room
10:14mr. president I I don't know anything I went to work early this morning and when I got back
10:20these things were just here it must be the real thief they probably realized they couldn't get
10:25out of the White House so they dump the stuff in my room to throw everyone off or set me
10:29up
10:29that lie is full of holes your room is so remote which thief would just happen to come here
10:35you're obviously the one who stole it you little lying bitch just tell the truth already ma'am look
10:40at me I'm just someone who cleans here why would I steal something like that I've got no motive
10:44mr. president don't forget this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you when she got
10:50caught she held a grudge I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies
10:54that's why she stole the presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and
10:58destroy your reputation tell me who put you up to this was it that wig wearing senator next door
11:04i swear i didn't mr. president this woman is too calculating keeping her around you is a ticking
11:10time bomb i think we should charge her with espionage and throw her in prison right now
11:16no i'm not a spy i i swear then let's do it in your way
11:26oh my god
11:29get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea about how much his shit cost
11:40what the hell is that filthy thing
11:46you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays someone kill these animals
11:52throw them in the trash
11:58mr. president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go i felt bad for them so i've been
12:02hiding them here they're like my own kids i'm just a single mom trying to raise two little ones it's
12:07hard enough please don't hurt them i swear i'll train them to use the toilet and they won't chew up
12:12your shoes
12:14mr. president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like dogs and weird thing is
12:21holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like i've seen him somewhere before
12:26you really like them huh
12:30well duh they're my kids of course i like them
12:33yes they're adorable please just let me keep them i swear they won't bite won't make a mess i'll even
12:40put diapers on them if i have to
12:44too bad they're just regular wolf pups wish they were werewolves this ends here
12:49no one speaks of this thank you mr president
13:04we're finally gone you two little rascals best behave from now on if you pull something like
13:11that again i swear i'll hand you over to olivia you can be her little hand warmers
13:29mr president i checked it out not so strange the woman brought them the hospital but where they
13:34actually came from that i couldn't trace no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the
13:39hospital so why lie i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was
13:46that was a massive toxic waste level crap
13:50one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
13:56find the doctor who delivered her baby
13:59yes sir
14:10hey easy now i won't bite but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:19what is that woman hiding
14:24mr president she was the one on delivery duty that day tell me what did you see when that woman
14:31gave birth i i didn't see anything
14:38tell the truth okay okay i'll talk i i saw that she didn't give birth to a baby she gave
14:43birth of
14:43two puppies and then i passed out from shock you're saying she gave birth to two wolf pops
14:53yes i swear every word is true i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:58so that's yesterday was so weird stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button brief
15:03face is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison but he totally let me off and he even
15:07touched my
15:07pups maybe he likes dogs too get the cages ready i'm getting those mutts out of the white house today
15:20quick hide
15:27what are kids dishes doing here those those are for feeding my dogs
15:31feeding dogs with people's dishes leah cole this is the white house not your trailer park
15:38now hand over those mutts the president said i could keep them
15:43the president runs a country you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:48search the place find those little beasts i'm throwing them out myself
15:59stop the president said i could keep them you can't out of my way
16:10you think i don't know what you're doing playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president
16:15takes notice of you let me tell you something you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:22there you little bastards are
16:26grab them
16:29stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:30kill them do it now
16:50don't move you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:56promise me never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us
17:03okay mommy
17:07what are you waiting for pull those little beasts out
17:12no don't hurt my kids
17:15kids what kids
17:23leah cole have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad
17:27you actually think two stray dogs are your kids
17:30you can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes
17:34you're disgusting
17:35you'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady
17:40you scheming little bitch
17:42i'm not letting you stick around
17:45i'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:47throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
17:59babies don't be scared
18:02mommy's here
18:03what are you waiting for hit her too
18:05beat her until she stops moving
18:19i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:31mr president
18:33mr president what brings you here this place is beneath you
18:36olivia you've got some nerve i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two
18:39here why do you bring people to hurt them
18:41mr president you misunderstand
18:42i was worried about rabies what if they pose a risk to you i was just going to have them
18:46checked out and bring them back she's she's lying she just wanted to kill my dogs
18:53sorry i'm late
19:03these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:24oh my god the president
19:27the president is holding me
19:29what kind of script is this he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:39olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house security's looking for someone to walk
19:43the dogs you'd be perfect
19:45mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety
19:50you too
19:50are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:54mr president we
19:55if you can't figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
19:58they're short on people in the middle east
20:00you leave tomorrow
20:02see what a real field assignment looks like
20:04mr president we're sorry please give us another chance
20:07mr president this young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:12i've already disinfected the area just needs oint applied regularly
20:15i'll do it
20:22um maybe i should just do it myself
20:24i mean your hands are for signing treaties not for
20:28oh my god the president just touched me
20:30why is he being so nice to me
20:32we've only known each other for a few days
20:33is he is he up to something
20:41i promise you what happened today will never happen again
20:44thank you for saving me mr president
20:49come in
20:51mr president about what happened today it was my mistake
20:55i hope you can forgive me
20:56olivia i've never doubted your work
20:59but you need to understand my personal life is none of your business
21:05yes sir
21:06from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner
21:09move her into the room next to mine
21:11what
21:12and one more thing
21:14the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:17leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official
21:19girlfriend
21:20girlfriend
21:22mr president
21:23this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i
21:27no one deserves it more than you
21:29what is wrong with this man did someone drug him
21:32i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad but this is too fast i am not ready for
21:36this
21:37mr president
21:37every major media outlet will be at that dinner
21:39announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless
21:42if they dig into her background your reputation
21:45then this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll do a great job with the
21:48dinner party
21:52too bad he doesn't know
21:53these two little ones are his own flesh and blood
21:56only these two pups are truly mine
21:58none of those women bore my seed
22:01but no one can know i'm a werewolf
22:02their real identity
22:04has to stay hidden for now
22:13miss cole this is your room
22:14if you need anything just call me
22:23okay come out babies
22:37kids you're sure the maid heard right positive
22:39two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:43got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
22:47those brats are probably leftovers from some job
22:49baby data ran off
22:50no one wanted them so she got stuck with them
22:52then we should tell the president
22:53let him know she's got two kids in tow
22:55he'll dump her for sure
22:56that's too easy for her
22:58tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner
23:00every media outlet in the country will be there
23:02i'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:05she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:09mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:10you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out
23:14got it got it mommy bye bye mommy
23:24mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:27any hints you'll know soon enough
23:40who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:44maybe some european princess she's got that kind of vibe
23:46whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:03you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:09mr president i don't know how
24:12just follow my lead
24:19the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:32no no no snap out of it leah
24:34he's the president
24:35half the women in america would could kill to marry him
24:38what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance
24:41get a grip
24:44allow me to introduce my girlfriend
24:45leah cole
24:51he actually said it
24:57mr president what's miss cole's background
24:59how long have you two been together how did you meet
25:08my girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:09no noble background no complicated past she's clean she's simple
25:12i don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:14i'm counting on all of you please leave her alone
25:20miss cole do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend
25:25i how many boyfriends have you had before
25:28i've never dated anyone
25:30so that means the president is your first love
25:38sorry to interrupt you mr president
25:40but there are two children at the door
25:42they say they're looking for their mother
25:43i wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for i didn't dare stop them
25:50my babies
25:57junctuary
25:58let's go for your first love
25:58we've got room now
25:58we're
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