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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me I hate who you are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm ValleyQueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamole wizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, Skylifter Queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight.
00:01:14But on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it!
00:01:20This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:40Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:44No!
00:01:46God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:49It's ruined!
00:01:56He's so hot.
00:01:57Hey!
00:01:57I told you to stop the car!
00:02:04Oh my gosh, it's cool!
00:02:05He's so hot!
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:30You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts, player cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh...
00:02:45Asshole!
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:54Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Hailey.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it!
00:03:20Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now, we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:27I can't lose my connection to Valley Clay.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom, every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare I'm gonna make your
00:03:49life a living hell what's going on Cole's fighting the new girl now Cole's leaving
00:03:54the new girl yeah idiot I can see that just met an unhinged person good thing
00:04:01the universe balances it with you same ran into a certified asshole can't wait
00:04:08to see you in the game tonight Cole do you need help I can help you the new girl
00:04:17poured coffee on him this bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off
00:04:20Michael but he's not your Cole shut up Lindsay he's not yet hi I'm Jen and this
00:04:31is Lindsay hi I'm Haley so nice to meet you your first day jitters
00:04:37it's totally understandable we want to make sure you feel really welcome and
00:04:41so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:48there you go thanks so much
00:05:12oh you're welcome new girl honestly it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22guacamole wizard wow what are you catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy
00:05:31hey if you go to Edmunds Academy you should come to locker 83 right now send here now your little
00:05:38gamer friend can see your ugly little face so when can I meet the hero ruined your billionaire shirt
00:05:45I'm your friend first Max at least check on me oh is it the online level chill please
00:05:54no way what is it oh Belle Queen goes to the school
00:06:04please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank send
00:06:13what is wrong with you you mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds what you don't know that his family owns the whole school
00:06:21wow you really did crawl out of the gutter didn't you stop recording me Jen's new girl
00:06:30wait is the new girl Valley Queen there's no way the new girl is Valley Queen could it be Jen
00:06:46your enemy is our enemy Cole and I just made sure that the new girl knows that no chances Jen
00:06:52so is it
00:06:54she does look kind of cute please ignore that someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:06what was I thinking of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14hey there buttercup keep walking Haley just keep walking you got a problem with shaving this morning
00:07:22my name's Haley well Haley I think you uh you missed the spelling your upper lip right there
00:07:31what a coincidence so did you oh no
00:07:37oh I'm sorry I forgot you don't even need shaving cream you're just a man-child with follicle issues
00:07:47whoever ends up with her must have failed an eye exam
00:08:02I'm so relieved to see you something happened I lost the game I thought I'd never see you again I
00:08:09think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what I think it is is I
00:08:16want to be with you and you want to be with me
00:08:19as more than just friends oh thank god I honestly want that more than anything you're my soulmate like
00:08:27I like you so much okay well since we're dating now um I'm ready to send my photo
00:08:34wait really
00:08:36yeah get ready
00:08:44okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:00this lighting hates me come on Haley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:11okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:18oh my god seriously
00:09:22hello anyone
00:09:24don't look at me
00:09:28don't look at me
00:09:29we're trying to have her viable are we
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:33get out now
00:09:34fine
00:09:36ow damn it
00:09:41wrong
00:09:42wrong
00:10:15you're helping me i won't i didn't put on it but here we are
00:10:26excuse you these boobs are for someone else our little boyfriend do we that is shocking yeah
00:10:32actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me flirting yeah don't
00:10:37lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too my thoughts and prayers to her funny okay well
00:10:42can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways fine by me
00:10:49oh no with all the purple bra by the way i like it in a weird way i mean not
00:10:56in my type but
00:10:57you know power theory or whatever could you just get out of here
00:11:09hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:13jen red alert calm and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:21don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:27oh my god here goes nothing
00:11:38still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:46give it back why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:50oh this is actually a really good photo honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should
00:11:54see it did you get it lindsay got it what are you doing
00:12:11oh my god
00:12:15oh my god
00:12:25holy shit
00:12:29yo what's going on
00:12:31dude your enemies new just got put up on the big screen
00:12:34what's yeah
00:12:49come on let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:54stop delete it please delete it
00:13:08oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:16oh my god
00:13:17oh cool your enemies kind of hot
00:13:21since you're so into slutty photos why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:28oh my god
00:13:30need
00:13:53to say
00:13:54okay
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:56Oh my god!
00:14:06Hey. You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:24Come on.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh? Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:42Yep.
00:14:44Nero's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:56Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:07And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:15Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:20Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54What's up to you, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted.
00:16:00Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh.
00:16:09I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so funny.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No.
00:16:23I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:32I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:34You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna risk for Kate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When?
00:16:40Where?
00:16:41Well, after school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:43I'll bring flowers.
00:16:45Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Haley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Haley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:42What if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Haley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:55I hate to make Haley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:00You're sick.
00:18:03You're sick.
00:18:03It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Haley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:16Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Bail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:18Shhh.
00:19:19Call me.
00:19:21So you think that you can just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not gonna come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:37Thanks.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Take her, you're gonna record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Haley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Cause I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're gonna hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:30I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35I will leave Haley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:43Got it?
00:20:44Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:55Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happened to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you gotta do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Ednaz?
00:21:37Because it's not gonna work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your years make you fall for her?
00:21:53He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I see...
00:22:11How you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm gonna think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:36Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:53I can see why he likes you.
00:22:54Yes.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait. It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:13I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really? Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't. I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:11I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:26I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:30Like, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:53So, are you going to prom?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:00Or shall I say victim?
00:26:03Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me? Jealous?
00:26:06No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:20Really?
00:26:20Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:26Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe trust me and do.
00:26:33No.
00:26:33We're keeping our distance this time actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:53It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why don't you regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:19Come on.
00:27:29Hey, I've been holding back a lot more than you think.
00:27:32So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know how much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:45I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit.
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:27:59How long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock.
00:28:02Are you two okay?
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Yeah, we're good.
00:28:06We're okay.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait.
00:28:27Car accident?
00:28:28Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:51Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:13Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite.
00:29:33Right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42Just one little catch.
00:30:42You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:05About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:11Maybe you've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:27Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:13But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:17Hey, can we not?
00:32:21Hey, can we not?
00:32:23Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:23And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:27Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:47How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're gonna regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:55Oh, here they come.
00:33:57If I message Corcomole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone were ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:06And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Um, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:17I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah.
00:34:18I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24I'm gonna say we're...
00:34:26Hayley?
00:34:31Ow!
00:34:34Ow!
00:34:36Geez!
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, let go.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:06What?
00:35:13Don't put a promo check.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:18He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because...
00:35:25I...
00:35:26Pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:35Just don't go to promo check.
00:35:51Move!
00:35:52Cole is talking to Hayley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17Alright, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really?
00:36:19Like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:21Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:31Hey Hal.
00:36:32Um...
00:36:33I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:35the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:41so...
00:36:41sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the bedroom.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit!
00:37:02Oh shit!
00:37:02Look at him!
00:37:03Oh shit!
00:37:04Come on!
00:37:06Oh!
00:37:07Oh my god!
00:37:19Stop!
00:37:20Guys!
00:37:21Stop it!
00:37:21Stop! Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit, it's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole. I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:38Oh my god!
00:37:39Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep you company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my house today.
00:38:12The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21Yeah.
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:24I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27You know,
00:38:29Father, that asshole, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine.
00:38:46I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone.
00:38:55Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:09No.
00:39:25Sorry.
00:39:26I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet.
00:39:30What?
00:39:31It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:06What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09This squirm is burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today after school.
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:38The rice trick?
00:40:40The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:40:59Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:05That's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:32I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:38And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:52You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:57Big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:41:59Okay, okay.
00:42:00I-I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:10Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my god.
00:42:15Oh my god.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:30It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:38Oh my god.
00:42:45Oh.
00:42:46Oh, morning, valley whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh my god.
00:42:55Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:16Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:19Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:29Oh my god.
00:43:34Oh my god.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone, I think valley whore's a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:44Stop it, stop!
00:44:45Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd send the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:55Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:45:00Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:04Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:16I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:19What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:25Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:32It was nothing personal?
00:45:33No.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:53Okay.
00:45:54Well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:03You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property.
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's Cyber Boy spreadsheet.
00:46:10Jesus Christ.
00:46:11How does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:25What?
00:46:25Over my dead body?
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:32No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:39You got this Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, mom.
00:48:10Hey Haley.
00:48:12I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean.
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood, honey.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:25Woo!
00:48:27Yeah.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore.
00:48:42Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey everyone, let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:52Jen.
00:48:53Why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:56To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game?
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:19Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:38Oh?
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Haley, wait.
00:50:47Haley, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me,
00:50:53you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:56I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:59I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously.
00:51:01The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06And what about guacamole was it?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:18Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:23Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car!
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley!
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:50And that's not you.
00:51:51You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:59Or I swear to God, your mother is fire.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:03Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley!
00:52:36What the fuck is this?
00:52:37That's me.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:48Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley. I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right.
00:53:07I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life, so I wanted to return your
00:53:14laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:19Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:28One down, one to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:33I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:51Oh, he is?
00:53:54But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:03Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very
00:54:23important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:43Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:48What?
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:51Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:53You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:28He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the bitter beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51Look, I got my inheritance.
00:55:53And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Hayley, I understand that this changes things.
00:56:12If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Cole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though.
00:56:43Because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:50I mean, I...
00:56:52I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55What do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:04That and...
00:57:05You're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:16Here we go.
00:57:18Yeah.
00:57:21Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:46Okay, so...
00:57:47What do you think?
00:57:4810 out of 10.
00:57:50Yeah.
00:57:51Would do again.
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:58Alright, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a warning.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:09Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:11Oh God, now I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17Now I'll just, I'll just lust behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lust behind it.
00:58:21I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:28Say, is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay, but the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh God, please don't mention his name again. I don't want to hear it.
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought, only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:14I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to prom
00:59:20with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course, they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43I see you, Cole. You are a big pro.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:27My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:41I want 10.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to catch your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you!
01:01:02Oh, my God!
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh, my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:22It was fun.
01:01:23It's great to be out of here.
01:01:24It's great to be out of here.
01:01:28Hey, or, uh...
01:01:30Was this time that's up?
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah.
01:01:36Woo!
01:01:39Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Hell yeah.
01:01:42Language.
01:01:43I am the queen, okay?
01:01:44She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:46Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:01:53Woo!
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what are those?
01:02:00Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:05His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:08Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:10If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:14I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:16Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this?
01:02:22Who did this?
01:02:26What?
01:02:26You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:30You little skit!
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty
01:02:40drama, but quite frankly, you are the worst, and I think it's time that you are expelled
01:02:48from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that!
01:02:51I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no winter chick!
01:03:05You lied to me!
01:03:12Haley, catch.
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has her crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a lowly night with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense
01:03:33of humor.
01:03:33Oof.
01:03:34How can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:53You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name, yet
01:03:58you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Haley.
01:04:03And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path, and best believe me I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy Pro.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I can't have done with all you being by my son.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:36I love you, Viala Queen.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
01:04:42I love you.
01:04:43I love you.
01:04:46I love you.
01:04:48I love you.
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