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00:00:04have you ever wondered what would actually make you want to get married
00:00:08the bride and the groom are entering please everyone rise for them
00:00:18true love security social conditioning for me it's simple money
00:00:33mrs bellucci must be losing her mind they actually found a bride for lewis poor girl
00:00:39actually marrying a vegetable or hardly that's ann morris the famous paparazzi people like her
00:00:46never do anything for free she's definitely getting something out of this marriage
00:00:53ms morris do you take him as your husband to love and to stay faithful to him in good times
00:01:02and bad
00:01:02in sickness and in health for the rest of your life
00:01:11please everybody knows the bellucci air is basically a vegetable and he ugly and old i'm not marrying that
00:01:19man they only need a wife in name to seal the deal surely i won't let you be the one
00:01:25sacrificed
00:01:26and you'll do it time for you to contribute to this family why me ever since your father died
00:01:34i've cared for you for years without asking for one cent don't you think it's time you paid something
00:01:41back well if by care you mean making me your maid and never paying me a single dollar
00:01:48then sure
00:01:52watch your tone girl and remember i'm still holding your mother's urn so if you don't want anything to
00:01:59happen to it okay fine but if you want me to take the hit for linda it'll cost you
00:02:09a hundred thousand dollars
00:02:14since you're so eager to sell yourself out deal
00:02:24i do
00:02:28my family thought they could ruin me wrong bellucci pays five million dollars for an heir
00:02:33i'll take some money buy my freedom and live better than all of them
00:02:43thank you
00:02:44good to be here today
00:02:46grandma
00:02:46and pleasure to meet you hi wow getting married on valentine's day how uh romantic oh and these
00:02:57balloons absolutely adorable i just had to grab one for myself but you know what i think you need
00:03:03this more than i do oh well that's very lovely thank you and you are i'm louis brother oh well
00:03:14half brother we don't have the same mom but that's never stopped me from seeing louis as my most beloved
00:03:20older brother
00:03:21well today has been just so touching so warm so much thank you it fills my heart with warmth to
00:03:33see louis finally settling down right i know
00:03:38well i better be getting out of here bye grandma
00:03:41my pleasure to meet you anne
00:03:43me too
00:03:44enjoy my brother
00:03:52um i did not realize louis had a brother
00:03:55it's just a mistake louis's father's made years ago
00:04:00he's an odd boy but harmless
00:04:03so now that the wedding is done
00:04:05anne
00:04:08when do you plan on giving the family an heir
00:04:13oh um yes about that i i would love to eventually um it's just you know given that louis is
00:04:24in a vegetative state at the moment
00:04:26uh maybe we can i can try uh what's the tech stuff called
00:04:30um ibf
00:04:32don't you worry dear the doctor says all the important parts are still working
00:04:39excuse me
00:04:40yes
00:04:45wait did he just
00:04:49did he just move
00:04:52i know it sounds crazy right but maybe it's god's twisted little miracle
00:04:57he left louis at least one chance to give us an heir
00:05:02did you see it am i crazy
00:05:04i know honey he can't really move right now
00:05:07but look at the bright side
00:05:09you're the one who's gonna be calling all the shots
00:05:12choose whatever positions work for you dear
00:05:15hmm
00:05:15oh i promised my girlfriends
00:05:19we'd go to a valentine single party tonight
00:05:21so we're gonna be heading first
00:05:24oh
00:05:25and remember
00:05:26you're sleeping in louis room tonight
00:05:29sure
00:05:30love to
00:05:32well
00:05:33miss anne
00:05:34i leave him in your capable hands
00:05:39good luck
00:05:39thank you
00:05:43all right
00:05:45lovely family you have there
00:05:49let's go
00:06:01i swear i saw you move this afternoon
00:06:03are you really unconscious
00:06:05are you faking it
00:06:10hello
00:06:15hello
00:06:16i don't know
00:06:19let's see
00:06:31oh my god
00:06:32how do you stay unconscious for two years and still have abs
00:06:38okay
00:06:40well still no reaction i guess you really are
00:06:43i'm not faking it
00:06:48ah
00:06:53hmm
00:06:54hmm
00:07:03it's insane
00:07:05and my new husband
00:07:07he is nothing like the rumors
00:07:10he is young
00:07:12he is hot
00:07:14guess what
00:07:15he can still have sex
00:07:17i know
00:07:18my mother-in-law literally told me that
00:07:20he is so weird
00:07:25all right
00:07:26maybe i should see for myself
00:07:33maybe i should see for myself
00:07:37i'm just kidding
00:07:40okay
00:07:41i should go
00:07:41i have work in the morning
00:07:42and i want to catch a few good stories
00:07:44bye
00:07:46bye
00:07:55okay then
00:07:59good night dear
00:08:12crazy woman
00:08:13crazy woman
00:08:13huh
00:08:14much better when she's quiet
00:08:31good morning
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning husband
00:08:32good morning
00:08:34good morning
00:08:35good morning
00:08:37see you later
00:08:39good morning
00:08:45good morning
00:09:00good morning
00:09:07Ann Morris, the most popular entertainment reporter, dubbed the most trustworthy paparazzi.
00:09:13I didn't know they gave out awards for this kind of thing.
00:09:16Me neither.
00:09:18I think my new wife might be just what I need to stir up a little trouble for Vincent, huh?
00:09:24God, it's really him.
00:09:25Your job's so big.
00:09:26Zach, choose the break.
00:09:27I know what the deal is.
00:09:28Where is Charlotte?
00:09:30I'm just trying to...
00:09:34Is that Zach?
00:09:35He turns down our interviews all the time.
00:09:38Zach, people are saying that you and director Michael are more than just co-workers.
00:09:42Is that true?
00:09:43Cool.
00:09:43So a second ago, I'm a womanizer.
00:09:45Now I'm gay.
00:09:45That's awesome.
00:09:46There you are.
00:09:47I have been looking for you everywhere.
00:09:52Um, quick intro.
00:09:54I am Zach's new lawyer.
00:09:57You guys are Flash Grid, right?
00:09:59Classic look.
00:09:59I figured we've actually had quite a few cases concerning your company recently.
00:10:05Say, Director Nick?
00:10:07Oh.
00:10:08Um, okay.
00:10:09We are so very, very sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Sorry to disturb you.
00:10:12Um, yeah.
00:10:13Let's get out of here.
00:10:16That was a fantastic performance, Ms. Lawyer.
00:10:20I will, I will take that as a compliment.
00:10:21Yeah, you just saved my ass.
00:10:24What could I ever do to repay you?
00:10:28Well, I...
00:10:30That is actually, that's all the things I need.
00:10:32Bye, sir.
00:10:34Fuck me, another paparazzi.
00:10:41Anne Morris.
00:10:43I can remember that.
00:10:45Anne Morris.
00:10:49Oh, evening, Ms. Bellucci.
00:10:51Good evening, Anne.
00:10:52Come here.
00:10:53I have something to talk to you about.
00:10:56If I remember correctly, you were a paparazzi, right?
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Well, I work for an entertainment news outlet, so we do street shots, interviews.
00:11:05Okay, never mind.
00:11:07I have an opportunity for you.
00:11:09I've arranged for you to go on a movie set this Friday to do some entertainment coverage.
00:11:15Really?
00:11:17That's amazing.
00:11:18So this is what it's like to marry into money.
00:11:22It feels so damn good.
00:11:24Of course.
00:11:25A career is important for any woman.
00:11:29I've always thought you had potential.
00:11:32In more ways than one.
00:11:37Thank you, Ms. Bellucci.
00:11:38Call me Chanda.
00:11:40Oh, and by the way, Steve's off today, so you'll have to help Louis with his night routine.
00:11:46Oh, uh, meaning shower and stuff.
00:11:51I'm sure you'll manage.
00:11:52Oh, it's getting late.
00:11:55I'm heading to bed.
00:11:57Good night.
00:12:03Shower.
00:12:04That's going to be tricky.
00:12:13Here we go.
00:12:18Now what?
00:12:19What is this crazy woman up to now?
00:12:25Well, you know, it may not kill you to skip a shower for a day, so how about I just
00:12:30wash
00:12:30your hair?
00:12:32If you don't say anything, I'll take that as a yes.
00:12:36Not funny.
00:12:40Let's do this.
00:12:42Let's do this.
00:12:46Oh, my God.
00:12:49I can't.
00:12:50I can't.
00:12:51I can't.
00:12:57Sorry.
00:12:59Totally.
00:13:00You did that on purpose.
00:13:01What a horrible woman.
00:13:05Sorry about that.
00:13:07It's a little lonely sometimes.
00:13:11I really didn't expect you to be this built.
00:13:17Well, uh, let's do this thing.
00:13:22Please just make it quick.
00:13:24I'm really done with this.
00:13:26Here we go.
00:13:37I really do not know if this is what I was waiting for.
00:13:41I'm going to get all in there.
00:13:49I'm going to get you on.
00:13:50Oh, don't be.
00:13:54Sorry.
00:13:55I have the room for you.
00:13:58I'm going to get you on.
00:14:05What am I sitting on?
00:14:11Oh, my God.
00:14:21You know, I thought Chandra was kidding.
00:14:25I did not expect you to actually get hungered.
00:14:31Maybe I should start thinking about having a baby for the money.
00:14:37Well, pardon me, husband.
00:14:42I guess we better move fast before you calm down.
00:15:13Oh, my God.
00:15:15Oh, my God.
00:15:21What?
00:15:21What?
00:15:23You're alive?
00:15:24You can actually move?
00:15:26relax okay it's a long story relax what were you just awake the whole time in
00:15:32the bathroom you were such a pervert okay hold on you were the one that jumped at
00:15:37the chance to bathe me okay and by the way you almost drowned me drowned you
00:15:41yes please you were enjoying it you literally got hard who was the one who
00:15:46was just trying to take off my pants huh who's the pervert now has anyone ever
00:15:49told you you had a real smart-ass mouth yes many times what two years ago when I
00:15:53was awake yeah you've been faking it for two years why I don't get it okay long
00:16:00story short my half-brother Vincent has been trying to kill me he's incredibly
00:16:05dangerous so I I faked being in a coma to try and lay low for a while a while okay
00:16:11don't pick all right come on you met him by the way after the wedding purple suit
00:16:16trying way too hard and pleasure to meet you yeah he seemed way too concerned
00:16:23about you yes far too concerned two years ago he messed with my medications more
00:16:28than once that's really bad yeah I have a profitable plan for you what plan dig up
00:16:36everything you can on Vincent find anything you can to take him down I mean
00:16:40that's that's what you do right well I don't think about it you just said he was
00:16:44dangerous you do this I give you eight million dollars yeah think about it much
00:16:54more profitable than my mom's baby bonus plan whatever it is true ten million
00:17:05greedy girl
00:17:08you're fine deal
00:17:14for once grandma got it right a woman whose full brain is just money might be exactly what
00:17:19I need oh my god we're all gonna die oh I know oh I'm here for an interview
00:17:35miss Bellucci sent me madam can I see your work badge
00:17:38sure
00:17:45uh right about that um I can't seem to find it at the moment but maybe I can show you
00:17:52a business
00:17:52card instead I'm sorry miss I cannot let you enter
00:17:58what is it this time another paparazzi trying to sneak in do people still fall for tricks this cheap
00:18:04madam she claims mrs Bellucci sent her but she does not have a work badge
00:18:11her
00:18:12of place
00:18:13she looks like she just walked off a construction site
00:18:16there's no way shonda sent her
00:18:18I have a photo with miss Bellucci if that helps prove it
00:18:22then show me
00:18:24okay
00:18:26now
00:18:39oh please if you're gonna fake a photo at least make it be something believable
00:18:44I can't believe you had the guts to photoshop yourself into a wedding picture with Lewis
00:18:49and ask his bride no less
00:18:50photoshop I did not photoshop this that is me
00:18:53keep dreaming
00:18:57I've seen plenty like you before
00:18:59the stench of cheap desperation it really stinks
00:19:03okay I am not gonna waste my breath on you so I'll just calm as Bellucci myself
00:19:07go right ahead
00:19:13please leave your message
00:19:16I can't believe this gold digging whore actually thinks she knows shonda but I almost admire
00:19:21her nerve really I do
00:19:22most people in your position would die of embarrassment and humiliation but hey the next time you want
00:19:28to play a high society how about you dust off your cheap clothes first
00:19:33she is a real fake then we'll have her removed immediately get her out of my sight get off me
00:19:38I can walk myself out okay
00:19:41some movie star you are huh so glamorous on screen that's trashy in real life
00:19:47you think I'm low class fine I will just be a low class paparazzi waiting to write your scandal myself
00:19:57how dare you you little bitch you think you can humiliate me people like you spend their
00:20:02whole lives crawling in the dirt you're a freaking psycho you really don't know who I am do you
00:20:06I'm the man heiress our family has been close with the Bellucci's for generations
00:20:11with one single phone call we can make sure you never work in this industry again
00:20:17believe me I can
00:20:24if you beg though I might still forgive you out of the kindness of my heart
00:20:28now let's see why don't you lick the dirt off my heel and I'll let you go
00:20:33okay charlotte I just saw the news she's really lewis's new bride
00:20:39what
00:20:43what
00:20:45that that bitch how would she possibly be lewis's bride now do you see it
00:20:50you two grab her what are you doing
00:20:58their liquidity's been shaky for months okay we don't have to do anything yet just
00:21:01leak the hint to the partners let the market do the rest on it sir
00:21:06just so you're aware miss Morris is on charlotte's film set for the interview and
00:21:11something seems to have gone wrong what
00:21:14okay I know what charlotte's like on a film set let's go
00:21:17checking it out sir we're going there in person
00:21:19and you're driving
00:21:23you know I was actually planning on meeting lewis's new bride sometime soon but I just didn't
00:21:30expect you'd come to me first and it turns out you're just a cheap trashy little paparazzi
00:21:38I guess you actually think you deserve lewis
00:21:41I get it you're one of those people who had a crush on lewis or something right or
00:21:47maybe on the belucci's money it's too bad it didn't work out for you
00:21:50dare you talk to me like that well fine you'll leave me no choice I'll just have to teach you
00:21:55a lesson
00:21:55what about if I just strip you naked and throw you out into the street
00:22:01and show everyone what a cheap little whore you really are
00:22:05okay I'll strip you good for
00:22:06hey stop let go of her
00:22:13it's you
00:22:18stop let go of her
00:22:20it's you
00:22:22guess it's my turn to save you his lawyer
00:22:26here
00:22:28what
00:22:30so you're at it again huh
00:22:32bullying people weaker than you
00:22:34Zach what the hell has gotten into you and whose boyfriend are you and how did you two even meet
00:22:39spare me Charlotte
00:22:41you and I only dated because our agents told us to
00:22:44nobody believed that was real least of all you
00:22:49Steve from the belucci group what are you doing here
00:22:53Miss Anne it's come to my attention that you've had a physical altercation with Miss Man
00:22:59are you hurt
00:23:00what did they screw up your prescription she's covered in marks
00:23:03yeah
00:23:04caught a few hits
00:23:08Steve don't hesitate
00:23:09let Anne slap her back
00:23:12Miss Man
00:23:14I'm sure you're aware that your behavior towards any member of the belucci family is completely unacceptable
00:23:22Miss Anne
00:23:23you took several hits
00:23:25my recommendation
00:23:26strike back immediately
00:23:28you have the full backing of the belucci family
00:23:31no need to hesitate
00:23:32yeah tell you what I got some dirt on Charlotte too
00:23:35shouldn't waste the opportunity while we're both here
00:23:37go on hit her
00:23:42well
00:23:58you know
00:24:00you really do deserve the slap but
00:24:02I'm not gonna be an asshole like you
00:24:07thanks
00:24:08Anne
00:24:09Anne
00:24:10Anne
00:24:12get me my script
00:24:13this is my set
00:24:15no
00:24:16sir do we go ahead with slapping Charlotte
00:24:19Anne made her choice
00:24:21let's hold off for now
00:24:24Anne
00:24:25Anne
00:24:29Zach
00:24:29thank you for your help back there really
00:24:32but
00:24:33I'm married
00:24:33and if you're looking for someone to
00:24:35hook up with
00:24:36to kill your boring
00:24:37Friday night
00:24:38I am not that person
00:24:39well that'd be nice
00:24:41but no
00:24:42just came to give you this
00:24:43thank you
00:24:44oh and uh
00:24:45you got mine
00:24:45still
00:24:47right sorry
00:24:48here
00:24:48oh my god no keep it
00:24:49I was joking
00:24:51I was gonna return something
00:24:53to you
00:24:53that was just in the
00:24:54right breast pocket there
00:24:57my badge
00:24:59I thought I lost this for good
00:25:00yeah he left it on your fake lawyering day
00:25:02right
00:25:04um
00:25:07about in there
00:25:08I'm sorry
00:25:08I don't usually
00:25:10talk like that
00:25:11I believe you
00:25:14it seems like our vibes warmed up a little bit
00:25:16you want to grab a drink
00:25:18I'd love to
00:25:19again but um
00:25:20I am married
00:25:21so
00:25:22well I know that
00:25:23Mrs. Bellucci
00:25:24but
00:25:26come on
00:25:26everyone knows that marriage is fake
00:25:28believe me
00:25:29been there
00:25:29no judgment
00:25:30but uh
00:25:31you're not actually in love with Sleeping Beauty
00:25:32are you
00:25:34it's funny that you call him that
00:25:35um
00:25:35but
00:25:36I really have to go
00:25:37so
00:25:38here's my card
00:25:40and I'll see you around
00:25:41bye bye
00:25:43wait
00:25:43let me drive you home
00:25:48what is this
00:25:49keep on
00:25:52what a cursed date
00:25:54nothing is going right
00:25:54everything is wrong
00:25:55and Zach
00:25:56seriously
00:25:57suddenly playing hero for that
00:25:59nobody
00:26:05is that
00:26:07Zach's car
00:26:08who's he waiting for
00:26:11probably an actress
00:26:12we're literally outside the studio
00:26:14well whoever she is
00:26:16lucky her
00:26:17Zach is absolutely waiting for you
00:26:20no question
00:26:21surely
00:26:21he must have realized
00:26:23that he was way out of line earlier
00:26:25and is waiting to drive me home
00:26:27as an apology
00:26:39what the hell are you doing Zach
00:26:41open the door
00:26:41now
00:26:42the hell am I doing
00:26:43what the hell are you doing
00:26:44why are you yanking on my car
00:26:47obviously you pissed me off earlier
00:26:49so here's what's happening
00:26:50you're gonna drive me home
00:26:51now
00:26:52wow
00:26:53yeah
00:26:53there is really something wrong with you
00:26:55have you seen Anna around
00:26:56she was just here
00:26:57what are you talking about
00:27:00little bitch
00:27:01right yeah
00:27:02why'd I even ask you
00:27:03what
00:27:04damn she probably left without waiting for me
00:27:06without waiting for me
00:27:07well you know what they say
00:27:08what did they say
00:27:10Zach what
00:27:12Zach
00:27:17Zach
00:27:17Zach
00:27:19that's rough
00:27:20was she trying to get in the car
00:27:22and got shut down publicly
00:27:23man
00:27:24I'm embarrassed for her
00:27:25wait
00:27:26hold on
00:27:28isn't that Charlotte Mann
00:27:30the famous actress
00:27:31really
00:27:32Charlotte
00:27:33just got rejected
00:27:34I'm texting my friends
00:27:36oh my god
00:27:40are you okay
00:27:41Charlotte
00:27:41little bitch
00:27:43I'm gonna kill her
00:27:45no
00:27:52welcome home
00:27:54thank you
00:27:54how's it going
00:27:56good
00:27:57good
00:27:59did anything
00:27:59happen today
00:28:02anybody bully you
00:28:03any handsome stranger
00:28:05try to rescue you
00:28:07are you the one
00:28:08that sent Steve
00:28:10should have known
00:28:11it was you
00:28:12you don't have to thank me
00:28:13but if I'd known you and Zach
00:28:15were so close
00:28:16I wouldn't have had
00:28:16sent Steve
00:28:17okay
00:28:18Zach and I only met once
00:28:19he's
00:28:20just very
00:28:21kind hearted
00:28:24so kind hearted
00:28:25that he's
00:28:25trying to help nurse
00:28:27a married woman
00:28:28it's none of your business
00:28:29okay
00:28:30well that kind of hurt
00:28:32but came fully prepared to care
00:28:36fine
00:28:37only because I don't want
00:28:38my face to Bruce
00:28:42thank you
00:28:46how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:11um the ointments
00:29:13yeah
00:29:13right
00:29:14sorry
00:29:14yeah
00:29:14don't worry
00:29:23he said
00:29:23how'd you hurt your knee
00:29:25on the type of
00:29:26early trips over air
00:29:29it was um
00:29:30before Steve got there
00:29:32that asshole
00:29:33I was supposed to interview
00:29:35nothing new
00:29:37industry's full of people
00:29:37like that
00:29:38okay
00:29:38well if you come across
00:29:40another asshole
00:29:40just let me know
00:29:41handle it
00:29:41you're being weirdly sweet today
00:29:44it's very suspicious
00:29:45I'm being practical
00:29:46okay
00:29:47you shouldn't have to deal
00:29:47with idiots
00:29:49inefficient
00:29:49alright
00:29:50focus on what matters
00:29:53tracking down my brother
00:29:54okay
00:29:55whatever you say
00:30:04oh my god
00:30:09oh my god
00:30:10Charlotte got recast
00:30:12Charlotte's no longer involved
00:30:14in this project
00:30:15after the stun she pulled today
00:30:17she's not getting work
00:30:18for a long time
00:30:20how do you know
00:30:21so much about that
00:30:23did you make the call
00:30:24it's easy
00:30:25no big deal
00:30:26right
00:30:27no need to thank me
00:30:28look at you
00:30:31I might actually
00:30:32start liking you
00:30:37I'm gonna go to bed
00:30:39I'm getting kind of tired
00:30:41night
00:30:42good day
00:30:49sorry ma'am
00:30:50you're not permitted inside
00:30:52not permitted
00:30:53I work here
00:30:54not anymore
00:30:56this is bullshit
00:30:57let me in
00:30:58or I'm going to
00:30:59this is all because
00:31:00of that little bitch
00:31:02Charlotte
00:31:03I think you should see this
00:31:04what now
00:31:05a five million dollar reward
00:31:07kick me back
00:31:09oh
00:31:11five million huh
00:31:12for a baby
00:31:16well
00:31:17looks like my chance
00:31:18finally showed up
00:31:41they say this stuff
00:31:43could make even a
00:31:43coma patient operator
00:31:45once he loses control
00:31:47they'll have to accept me
00:31:57Johnna
00:31:57I bought you the latest hat bag
00:32:29Lewis
00:32:29are you there
00:32:37oh
00:32:38poor coma boy
00:32:40how could I possibly expect you to answer me
00:32:53oh
00:32:55looks like it's really kicking in
00:32:57I did good didn't I
00:33:11you kidding me
00:33:15hello
00:33:18yes
00:33:19fine
00:33:19I'll be there in a few minutes
00:33:23this isn't over
00:33:24Lewis
00:33:25mocked by
00:33:26a long shot
00:33:37Lewis what's wrong
00:33:43Lewis what's wrong
00:33:44I don't know what's happening to you
00:33:48I want you so badly
00:33:51I'm right here
00:34:11wait wait
00:34:13I gotta know you want this too
00:34:15yeah
00:34:17yeah
00:34:18yeah
00:34:18yeah
00:34:19yeah
00:34:22yeah
00:34:23yeah
00:34:24yeah
00:34:27yeah
00:34:27yeah
00:34:36yeah
00:34:38yeah
00:34:38yeah
00:34:38yeah
00:34:39yeah
00:34:39yeah
00:34:41yeah
00:34:43yeah
00:34:46Oh, my God, my arm's killing me.
00:34:50Yeah, mine too.
00:34:56Would you mind unlocking me?
00:34:58I'm so sorry.
00:35:00I am so sorry.
00:35:02I got that yesterday.
00:35:03I thought we might as well try it.
00:35:06As long as you had fun.
00:35:09I take full responsibility about last night.
00:35:13Don't make it something so intense.
00:35:14It was just one night.
00:35:16Let me look for the key.
00:35:17What do you mean, just one night?
00:35:20It means what it means.
00:35:24You are being released.
00:35:27Anne, are you in there?
00:35:33Anne, are you in there?
00:35:34You missed breakfast.
00:35:36You should at least have some lunch.
00:35:37Yes, yeah, I will be down in just a minute.
00:35:40Anne, why can't I get...
00:35:42What are you doing?
00:35:42Turn!
00:35:43Turn it the other way!
00:35:43I'm trying!
00:35:44I'm coming in right now.
00:35:49Oh, morning.
00:35:51Wow.
00:35:52Last night was quite productive.
00:35:56Anne, you certainly have the imagination.
00:36:01Yeah, I get that a lot.
00:36:04I'm just...
00:36:05I'm very committed to earning that $5 million bonus.
00:36:09Well, I'll leave you to it.
00:36:12Oh, and don't forget to come down for lunch later.
00:36:14Yes.
00:36:19Oh, my God.
00:36:21That was close.
00:36:25Are you okay?
00:36:26Why aren't you saying anything?
00:36:29Oh, it's evil locked.
00:36:35Look, I meant what I said earlier about taking responsibility.
00:36:40What else do you think there is to do?
00:36:42I mean, we already got married.
00:36:44That was kind of the irresponsible thing.
00:36:46I mean, you're, like, tough to deal with sometimes, but, like, I'm, I mean, like, making more of an effort
00:36:51to, like, like you and care for you.
00:36:54Wow.
00:36:56Thanks.
00:36:58That's probably the worst confession I've ever heard.
00:37:01Whatever.
00:37:02I'm not really looking to date anyone right now anyway.
00:37:04I mean, priorities are my career and making money.
00:37:08I see.
00:37:11See what?
00:37:13Hey, Steve.
00:37:15Uh, I needed an immediate acquisition of, uh, what's your company called?
00:37:20AD Studios.
00:37:20Have AD Studios do this right away.
00:37:23Once you get full ownership, transfer it to Anne Morris.
00:37:26Yeah.
00:37:27Right now.
00:37:30What are you doing?
00:37:32That is not what I meant.
00:37:33Stop.
00:37:33You said you wanted money and power.
00:37:35I'm giving you both.
00:37:36Oh, God.
00:37:37You are impossible to talk to.
00:37:38Take it back now.
00:37:41Steve, hold off on that.
00:37:43I have to figure out what Mrs. Bellucci actually wants.
00:37:46What is your problem?
00:37:55Men and their ideas.
00:37:57It's truly horrifying.
00:38:01I just need to take this scandal shot, get the money, and disappear.
00:38:14Oh, hey.
00:38:15Zach.
00:38:16What a coincidence.
00:38:18Anne, it's good to see you.
00:38:20You can let go now?
00:38:22Oh, why would I do that?
00:38:23You're literally fighting for me.
00:38:25Mm.
00:38:26A bit greasy.
00:38:28That's a fair critique.
00:38:29In my defense, I thought it was a good pun at the time.
00:38:33What are you doing all geared up?
00:38:34Where are you headed?
00:38:35I actually am headed to investigate some very classified, unspeakable stuff.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:43You know, I think I recognize that guy.
00:38:46What guy?
00:38:47The guy in the picture sticking out of your very classified and unspeakable little bag.
00:38:59Mind if I take a closer look?
00:39:02Yeah, why not?
00:39:13Okay, dig into your memory.
00:39:15Where do you know him from?
00:39:17Oh, yeah.
00:39:19This guy's been in pictures with some of my mafia buddies.
00:39:22Mafia buddies?
00:39:24You have mafia buddies.
00:39:26The Carruccias.
00:39:27It's funny, when you're making your indie film, you make some strange friends.
00:39:32Uh-huh.
00:39:33Yeah.
00:39:34They just love westerns.
00:39:36Tried to get them in as extras, but those guys do not take direction.
00:39:41And mister.
00:39:44Well, I'll buy some flowers.
00:39:46Get some for your girlfriend.
00:39:48I'll give you a couple's discount.
00:39:49Oh, no, we're...
00:39:50We'll take the whole bunch.
00:39:53Eh.
00:39:55It's for you.
00:39:58Thank you, mister.
00:39:59You really did not have to do that.
00:40:02Come on, kid's just trying to make a living.
00:40:04Yeah.
00:40:05I guess it helps him out, so...
00:40:10Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:19Hey, Anne, I had something important to tell you.
00:40:23Yep.
00:40:44It's too bad about the flowers.
00:40:46Um, what were you gonna say earlier?
00:40:52Nothing.
00:40:53Nothing important.
00:40:54Come on, let's go.
00:41:05What the hell happened here?
00:41:07Uh, a bunch of people stormed in here earlier, and they, uh, trashed your desk.
00:41:12You guys didn't try to stop them?
00:41:14It felt way too scary.
00:41:16We were not about to die for your desk.
00:41:18Why would they even do that?
00:41:21Maybe you should check the gossip headlines yourself.
00:41:27Caught on camera.
00:41:29Notorious paparazzi Anne Morris spotted on a street date with movie star Zac Efron.
00:41:34Rumor has it...
00:41:35What is this bullshit?
00:41:36Who even wrote this?
00:41:37Zac and Charlotte's breakup.
00:41:39Flash Greed?
00:41:40Come on, I pose as a fake lawyer wants to scare them.
00:41:43Did they have to go this far just for revenge?
00:41:50Anne Morris, Anne Morris, over here.
00:41:51Are you the reason he and Charlotte split?
00:41:54Did you break them up?
00:41:55She doesn't deserve him.
00:41:57You ruined the cutest couple ever, you homewrecker.
00:42:00Oh my god, this is the worst.
00:42:28Who is that?
00:42:32Is it possible that's Louis Bellucci?
00:42:35No, wait, that's Louis Bellucci.
00:42:36He's been in a coma.
00:42:37Everyone knows that.
00:42:38Okay.
00:42:40Whatever misunderstandings there may be, whatever rumors you may have heard, does not give you
00:42:44the right to attack my wife.
00:42:46Stop it now.
00:42:47Or the Bellucci group will not hesitate to take legal action.
00:42:51That's really Louis Bellucci.
00:42:53The heir.
00:42:54Mr. Bellucci, when did you marry Anne Morris?
00:42:56And do you realize that she is a notoriously infamous paparazzi?
00:43:01Mr. Bellucci, if I'm not mistaken, weren't you in a coma?
00:43:05When did you wake up?
00:43:06Let me clear some things up for you.
00:43:08Number one.
00:43:10Yes, I woke up recently.
00:43:12My health is no longer a concern.
00:43:14Number two.
00:43:15What happened yesterday?
00:43:16There seems to be some misunderstandings.
00:43:19Zach is a trusted business partner of mine.
00:43:21Twisting photos into some scandalous thing is not only irresponsible, it's just a waste
00:43:26of time.
00:43:27Number three.
00:43:29Body in.
00:43:30We have been in love since the moment we got married.
00:43:33She is a wonderful person and deserves all your respect.
00:43:37Obviously, whatever she chooses to pursue, I will back her.
00:43:42Wow.
00:43:43The Bellucci heir looks nothing like those rumors about him being old and ugly.
00:43:48He's actually insanely good looking.
00:43:52Maybe we got this whole thing wrong.
00:43:53I mean, why would Anne cheat with Zach if she is just standing next to her?
00:43:57We have been in love since the day we got married.
00:43:59She is a wonderful person and deserves your respect.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04What?
00:44:05Whoa, get out of here.
00:44:06Linda, what now?
00:44:09Whatever she decides to pursue, I will back her.
00:44:11Is that Luis Bellucci?
00:44:14Isn't he supposed to be basically a vegetable?
00:44:17I know.
00:44:18Were the rumors saying that he was old and ugly and practically dying?
00:44:23Why does he look that handsome?
00:44:25Oh my God.
00:44:26Why is this happening?
00:44:27Why does Anne get all the luck?
00:44:30Refusing to marry him is the stupidest decision I've made in my entire life.
00:44:35Oh, no.
00:44:37Linda?
00:44:40Linda!
00:44:41Linda!
00:44:45Now, I feel like I have answered all your questions as kindly and as calmly as I possibly could.
00:44:50But hear me now, if rumors like this come up again, and there is anything about my wife
00:44:57or the Bellucci group, I will sue immediately.
00:45:03Good day.
00:45:06Oh, thank you.
00:45:08Really, thank you.
00:45:11Come on.
00:45:11Let's go home.
00:45:13Yes.
00:45:20Oh, my God.
00:45:23Oh, my God.
00:45:26Thank God you're finally awake.
00:45:28I knew all my daily good deeds would finally pay off one day.
00:45:33Grandma, it's been like half an hour.
00:45:35It's getting a little creepy.
00:45:36Oh, you're right.
00:45:37I might have gone a little overboard.
00:45:40Oh, did I even introduce you to Anne?
00:45:43Uh, yeah.
00:45:44Yeah, we just met.
00:45:46But, uh, it already feels familiar.
00:45:50Yeah.
00:45:53Same for me.
00:45:59Come in.
00:46:00I cleaned your jacket for you.
00:46:04Thank you so much for today, for taking all those hits from me.
00:46:08That's what husbands are supposed to do.
00:46:13Do you want to sit?
00:46:19Well, now that you're publicly awake,
00:46:23have you thought about what's next?
00:46:26Honestly, no.
00:46:27No, today was pretty much all impulse.
00:46:30I still got my head on straight.
00:46:32Don't worry.
00:46:33If you want, I can write something up for you,
00:46:35polish your business image a bit.
00:46:36No, you don't have to rush, baby.
00:46:37I'll get back, okay?
00:46:38I meant what I said.
00:46:39I'll take responsibility.
00:46:41Yeah.
00:46:42That's enough.
00:46:43That's enough.
00:46:57Oh, my God.
00:46:58I totally forgot.
00:46:59I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:04Oh, my God.
00:47:06I totally forgot.
00:47:07I came here to tell you something super important.
00:47:09Okay.
00:47:09All right.
00:47:10Yeah, what is it?
00:47:11I found out that your brother, Vincent,
00:47:13might have some ties to the mob.
00:47:14Yeah.
00:47:15Makes sense.
00:47:16I tapped some connections,
00:47:18did some light stalking,
00:47:19and I found out that on Friday,
00:47:21he's meeting with the mob
00:47:22at an abandoned factory up north.
00:47:23They're cooking up some kind of underground deal.
00:47:27I'm impressed.
00:47:29By you, not by Vincent, obviously.
00:47:33I know.
00:47:34And on Friday,
00:47:35I'm going to go myself and see what they're up to.
00:47:37No.
00:47:37No, I'll send my guys.
00:47:39I can't risk that.
00:47:40That's too dangerous.
00:47:41No, that's...
00:47:42Trust me,
00:47:42it's the kind of thing that I should handle.
00:47:44Besides, I won't be alone.
00:47:47What do you mean?
00:47:48Well, I'm going to find an assistant.
00:47:51Preferably someone quick,
00:47:54smart, good in a fight.
00:47:57Okay, I see what you're saying.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:00I'll go with you.
00:48:01Okay, come on.
00:48:02I'm not letting Chonda murder me
00:48:03for dragging you out.
00:48:04I'm responsible for my subcontractor's health, okay?
00:48:07Don't worry about Chonda.
00:48:09We'll sneak out anyway.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13Okay?
00:48:14Sounds kind of fun.
00:48:39Sorry.
00:48:40Are you sure no one's going to snap us
00:48:42in a place like this?
00:48:44You know,
00:48:44I've been doing this five years.
00:48:46Turns out the most dangerous places
00:48:47are where you're the safest.
00:48:54Oops, sorry.
00:48:55I forgot to turn the flash off.
00:49:03It's not funny.
00:49:04Now I know why the paparazzi is all over you.
00:49:06You're way too easy to spot.
00:49:09Sir?
00:49:11You may want to see this.
00:49:16Always causing trouble.
00:49:17Let's go.
00:49:19Let's go.
00:49:20So where?
00:49:20The seat from Shaq.
00:49:21And you're driving.
00:49:31Thanks, man.
00:49:32So if you thought at all about that exclusive interview,
00:49:35don't do those every day.
00:49:37Of course.
00:49:38I mean, after our latest scan,
00:49:40though we both have plenty of buzz,
00:49:42that interview would be huge.
00:49:44I hope so.
00:49:46But judging from your outfit today,
00:49:48I don't know if you fully adapted to the celebrity lifestyle.
00:49:50Okay, don't remind me.
00:49:52You have no idea what I went through that day.
00:49:54I literally escaped the office under a bunch of flying food.
00:49:58But Louis showed up, so that was helpful.
00:50:02Well, it sure was convenient timing for him.
00:50:05I was coming to help you.
00:50:07I just...
00:50:08I never market it.
00:50:09It's okay.
00:50:10This exclusive totally makes up for it.
00:50:13You know, I've never done one of these before.
00:50:15What do I get?
00:50:19Um...
00:50:20Well, I can...
00:50:22How about I serve you a crab leg?
00:50:40You guys mind if I join?
00:50:41Louis?
00:50:42What are you doing here?
00:50:43Photos of you already online.
00:50:45I thought I was your husband.
00:50:47It was my responsibility to show up, you know.
00:50:49Make sure no scandals happen.
00:50:52Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:56Like someone hitting on a married woman.
00:50:59Wow, that is incredible.
00:51:01You've only been awake, what, three, four hours?
00:51:03And already you're letting your insecurity talk.
00:51:06I'm just here to make sure that, uh...
00:51:09No questionable people...
00:51:11Get close to my wife.
00:51:13Call it a responsibility, you know?
00:51:16I mean, you did already ruin her reputation last time, right?
00:51:19So I'm not responsible enough to marry her while I'm deep in a coma.
00:51:22Box in her entire life as a result.
00:51:24Okay, I think there has been a misunderstanding.
00:51:27Louis, Zach very nicely asked me to do this exclusive interview for him.
00:51:31That is why we're having lunch today.
00:51:33Oh, an exclusive interview.
00:51:36That sounds interesting.
00:51:38Maybe they should ask you about your dating history.
00:51:41There's probably a lot of interesting stuff there, huh?
00:51:44Yeah, there's a ton.
00:51:45I've gotten up to a bunch the past couple of years.
00:51:47It's the type of thing that you can do when you're not unconscious.
00:51:49Ah.
00:51:49How about we all eat some seafood?
00:51:52This is a huge combo.
00:51:53I'm just setting boundaries.
00:51:55Something you clearly know nothing about.
00:51:57Oh, I know boundaries.
00:51:59Like not telling Anne what she can and can't do.
00:52:02Not interrupting when she's trying to have a nice dinner with a friend.
00:52:05Oh my god.
00:52:07I think I've had enough of this childish little bickering,
00:52:09so enjoy this feast without me.
00:52:12I'm gonna go.
00:52:13Okay, Anne.
00:52:14Anne!
00:52:18Oh, Lucci, air my ass.
00:52:21Can't even pick up the tab.
00:52:23Huh?
00:52:26Hey.
00:52:27Hey, walking away is not a great habit.
00:52:29But I know Zach is incredibly annoying.
00:52:32Well, don't pin it all on him.
00:52:33You act like you're in kindergarten.
00:52:36And now I am seriously worried about tomorrow's investigation.
00:52:38Okay, well, don't be.
00:52:39I'm going with you.
00:52:41Yeah, that's kind of the reason why I'm worried.
00:52:45Just promise me that whatever happens tomorrow,
00:52:48you follow my lead.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:51Okay.
00:53:07What?
00:53:09Nice outfit.
00:53:11It's not easy toning down all...
00:53:13Okay, hot guy.
00:53:16Let's move.
00:53:19Oh, no, no, no.
00:53:21We're not taking that.
00:53:22That's way too high-key.
00:53:25We're taking that.
00:53:45Oh, all right.
00:53:47Do we really need to do this?
00:53:48Yes.
00:53:49Absolutely.
00:53:50This is called low-profile.
00:53:51Okay, then why do I feel like everyone's staring and judging me?
00:53:56Probably because you still look good,
00:53:58even if you're squished on the back seat like that.
00:54:01Yeah, I'll keep telling myself that.
00:54:03All right, come on.
00:54:16I think you can let go now.
00:54:18Yeah.
00:54:22Well,
00:54:25here we are.
00:54:27From now on,
00:54:28we travel light.
00:54:30I brought something, too.
00:54:34Why did you bring those?
00:54:35In case I need to punch them.
00:54:37Yeah.
00:54:37Keep them under control.
00:54:39Okay, well, let's hope it doesn't come to that.
00:54:43If I recall,
00:54:45you handcuffed me for the entire night the other night.
00:54:49I think it's your turn to see how it feels.
00:54:50Are you...
00:54:50Louis!
00:54:52Can you not be five years old for one second?
00:54:54It's not a big deal.
00:54:55Okay, look.
00:54:56All right?
00:54:57Now we're both handcuffed.
00:54:59See?
00:54:59No big deal.
00:55:00Can you get it off, please?
00:55:01We have to go.
00:55:02I have a key.
00:55:03Relax.
00:55:10Take it off.
00:55:11I think I left it at home.
00:55:13You what?
00:55:14Okay, hold on.
00:55:15Maybe I can get it off without it.
00:55:17Take it off.
00:55:17We just got here,
00:55:18and we already look like idiots.
00:55:20I'm so sorry.
00:55:21I didn't expect them to be so user hostile.
00:55:25Well,
00:55:25I guess we're stuck like this now.
00:55:28Whatever.
00:55:29We have to go.
00:55:41Why did that idiot have to wake up now?
00:55:44This ruins the whole plan.
00:55:47He's roasting you.
00:55:51I'm going to get my recorder.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59I'll follow my lead.
00:56:05Welp.
00:56:15I guess the poison I used on Louis Bellucci
00:56:18was way too mild.
00:56:20That moron actually woke up.
00:56:23Reed, have you seen?
00:56:25No.
00:56:25We handled everything clean.
00:56:27Good.
00:56:28Good.
00:56:30And the chairman of the Kennedy Group
00:56:31won't make it to the week.
00:56:32I want it done clean,
00:56:34fast,
00:56:34and I want it traced to no one.
00:56:36You got it?
00:56:39And the payment?
00:56:41We still haven't been paid
00:56:42for taking out Kennedy's partners.
00:56:44Last time
00:56:45or the time before.
00:56:46We risk our lives out here, you know.
00:56:47We don't do charity.
00:56:49Yeah.
00:56:49I got it.
00:56:51Relax.
00:56:52Okay?
00:56:53You'll get your money.
00:56:54I'll wire it soon.
00:56:56But
00:56:56if you help me take out Louis Bellucci
00:56:58and clear the way for me
00:57:00as the CEO of the Bellucci Group,
00:57:02I'll pay double.
00:57:06I've got enough footage.
00:57:08Oh!
00:57:17Who's there?
00:57:19No one gets out of here
00:57:20knowing what happened.
00:57:21Go!
00:57:22Take them out!
00:57:24Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:25Go right.
00:57:29No, no, no, no!
00:57:30Come, come, come, come, come, come!
00:57:31Hey, hey, store's off!
00:57:33Here!
00:57:33Here!
00:57:35Here!
00:57:36There they are!
00:57:38No, no, no, no, no!
00:57:40Go!
00:57:45Come on!
00:57:47Help me over here!
00:57:50Come on, use more muscle, man!
00:57:53Oh, fuck!
00:57:54Fuck!
00:57:55It's just not sufficient, man!
00:57:57I'll have to kill them!
00:57:57Man, I'm fucking in pants anyways!
00:57:59Fuck this shit!
00:58:00Fuck!
00:58:02Okay.
00:58:03That was terrifying.
00:58:05But
00:58:06it's an accomplished, though, right?
00:58:08I mean, we basically got your brother
00:58:09to confess to trying to kill you,
00:58:11so
00:58:12that's helpful.
00:58:13I don't know how to thank you.
00:58:16Sure you do.
00:58:17Just
00:58:18raise the price.
00:58:20Twelve million.
00:58:21Twelve?
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:22Why don't you just aim higher?
00:58:23Why don't you just
00:58:24ask for the shares of the Belushi Group?
00:58:26Well,
00:58:27careful.
00:58:27I might actually take you up on that.
00:58:31Okay, well,
00:58:32we're safe for now,
00:58:33but how are we going to get out of here?
00:58:40It's not even a handle!
00:58:41Shoot!
00:58:43How are we going to get out of here?
00:58:50Great.
00:58:54Okay,
00:58:54I think we're stuck in here.
00:58:55Yeah,
00:58:56well,
00:58:56handcuffed,
00:58:56in case you forgot.
00:58:58And no service.
00:59:00Does anyone else even know where we are?
00:59:01Steve doesn't even know where I am.
00:59:04I guess we just
00:59:08leave it up to fate.
00:59:13Well,
00:59:14what happened?
00:59:15Where are they?
00:59:15They ran into the room.
00:59:16It was locked.
00:59:18I think they got away.
00:59:20Got away.
00:59:24You're useless.
00:59:25You're both absolutely useless.
00:59:27Did you?
00:59:28Did you at least get a look at their face?
00:59:29What did they look like?
00:59:31A man and a woman
00:59:33the woman looked like that paparazzi
00:59:35from the recent scandal?
00:59:38Recent scandal.
00:59:41And Morris.
00:59:43And the guy with her.
00:59:44It must have been that actor guy.
00:59:45Zach making headlines.
00:59:46Was he good looking?
00:59:48I don't know.
00:59:49Was he cute?
00:59:50Was he hot?
00:59:51Was he beautiful?
00:59:51What?
00:59:52He's cute.
00:59:52He's good.
00:59:53Good looking.
00:59:55Good.
00:59:55Then it's got to be them.
00:59:56Let's go.
00:59:57Let's go get them.
01:00:02I mean, it's not so bad.
01:00:03It could be worse.
01:00:04You know, worst case scenario,
01:00:06they find us in a couple of days.
01:00:07We have the camera.
01:00:08It's all the evidence.
01:00:10Basically national heroes.
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Honored for exposing your darling brother
01:00:16who pretends to be a harmless pretty peacock
01:00:20but is actually a hitman hiring a psychopath.
01:00:23By the way, you guys are brothers.
01:00:25How are you this different?
01:00:27I didn't even know I had a brother
01:00:28until after college.
01:00:30I thought I had the perfect family
01:00:31and my parents died.
01:00:34And I saw him for the first time at a funeral.
01:00:39That's how I learned my dad was cheating.
01:00:41And I had a half-brother that I didn't even want.
01:00:45So my grandma took him in
01:00:46and pretty soon he wanted to take over the company.
01:00:50And he poisoned me.
01:00:53More than once.
01:00:56Steve started to handle everything for me
01:00:58and just tried to make sure he didn't
01:01:01put the company under.
01:01:02You know, sometimes
01:01:04the expectations of everything
01:01:05can just, like, weigh you down.
01:01:07You know?
01:01:10I guess
01:01:11too many expectations
01:01:12is better than none.
01:01:15When my mom died,
01:01:19my dad let my stepmom run everything.
01:01:21None of them believed in me.
01:01:22They didn't want me to succeed.
01:01:25But I just
01:01:28pushed through
01:01:28and I worked really hard
01:01:29and studied
01:01:30and
01:01:32I'm going to be happier
01:01:33than any of them ever will be.
01:01:36I know you will.
01:01:38I always thought that.
01:01:40If you let me,
01:01:41I'd really like to be able to see it.
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:47I'd like that.
01:01:50How about this?
01:01:53In two weeks,
01:01:54we get married for real.
01:01:58Okay.
01:01:59Yeah?
01:01:59Let's do it properly this time.
01:02:01Okay.
01:02:02Why am I willing to wake for you?
01:02:07I never thought it would be good.
01:02:11I never thought it would be good.
01:02:19You two are
01:02:21together.
01:02:22What's going on?
01:02:23What did I miss?
01:02:25It's not my looks like you.
01:02:26Yes.
01:02:28Well, maybe it is.
01:02:29We are together now.
01:02:31I was gone for one day.
01:02:33What happened?
01:02:34You'll be fine, Zach.
01:02:35Okay?
01:02:37Thank you, by the way.
01:02:38How did you guys even find us?
01:02:40Well, we'd been trying to reach you all day
01:02:42and got nothing.
01:02:43Finally,
01:02:44Zach
01:02:44decided to track your location
01:02:46on your phone.
01:02:48Searched every room in this factory.
01:02:50This storage room
01:02:51is the only one that was left.
01:02:52Got a technician to open the doors.
01:02:55I really appreciate that.
01:02:57Anne and I both
01:02:57really appreciate that.
01:03:01Hey, can I
01:03:01talk to you alone
01:03:02for a second?
01:03:04Uh, would love to, but...
01:03:06Unfortunately,
01:03:06we're a little chained up
01:03:07at the moment,
01:03:08so unless you want me
01:03:08part of that conversation,
01:03:09I don't think so.
01:03:14Oh, how about tomorrow?
01:03:16Gotcha.
01:03:17Um,
01:03:19seems like you two
01:03:20have this sorted.
01:03:21I think I've done my part.
01:03:22I'm gonna head out.
01:03:25I'm gonna go to a bar.
01:03:27I'm gonna get very drunk.
01:03:28I'm gonna hook up
01:03:29with a random woman.
01:03:32Maybe a man.
01:03:33Who knows?
01:03:34Don't text me.
01:03:39Listen,
01:03:39you shouldn't have jumped in
01:03:41and answered for me.
01:03:43I'll find the time
01:03:44to talk to him tomorrow.
01:03:44You're right.
01:03:45I'm sorry.
01:03:46I know you can handle it.
01:04:10I can break it to you,
01:04:12but you've been hugging
01:04:13that cocktail
01:04:13and crying
01:04:14for, like,
01:04:15three hours.
01:04:17Come on, man.
01:04:20Oh, it is what it is.
01:04:24Are you sure
01:04:25you don't recognize me, man?
01:04:28Nope.
01:04:31But,
01:04:32since you look
01:04:34so miserable,
01:04:38this one's on me.
01:04:41Judgey Jason over here.
01:04:45Welcome to my bar.
01:04:46You look haggard.
01:04:53Oh, boy.
01:04:54I only had two drinks.
01:04:56My tolerance isn't that bad.
01:05:04Zach, watch out behind you.
01:05:06Oh, shit.
01:05:08What the fuck, man?
01:05:09You just bought me a drink
01:05:11a second ago.
01:05:12Oh, my God.
01:05:13Zach.
01:05:13Zach, are you okay?
01:05:15The drink.
01:05:16I'm figuring it out.
01:05:17Zach.
01:05:18Zach, I love you.
01:05:20I'm your number one fan.
01:05:22I've been waiting
01:05:23my whole life
01:05:24for this moment.
01:05:25Sure, yeah.
01:05:26Zach, he's like,
01:05:27you're insane super fan
01:05:28or something.
01:05:29And he drugged my drink.
01:05:31I'm going down soon.
01:05:32We gotta run.
01:05:33Look at you.
01:05:33You're that woman
01:05:34from the scandal.
01:05:35What's that?
01:05:36Mm-hmm.
01:05:37You filthy bitch.
01:05:40I'm gonna kill you.
01:05:41Run, run, run.
01:05:42Let's go.
01:05:46Come on, come on.
01:05:47Go right here.
01:05:48Go right here.
01:05:50Oh.
01:05:52And this is hitting
01:05:53really hard.
01:05:54I cannot run anymore.
01:05:55You gotta stay with me, okay?
01:05:57You'll be fine.
01:05:58Anne,
01:05:59this is a shitload
01:06:00of Molly and GHP.
01:06:02I am not gonna be awake
01:06:03for very long.
01:06:04You just gotta call the cops
01:06:06and leave me, man.
01:06:07Dear Zach,
01:06:09where are you?
01:06:11Don't hide from me.
01:06:15You don't hide from me.
01:06:16You don't hide from me.
01:06:17I'm just a ski kid.
01:06:19I'm not going to be myself.
01:06:21Hey, psycho!
01:06:22You bitch.
01:06:24If you know what's good for you,
01:06:25step aside right now.
01:06:27I might just let you walk away.
01:06:29Not a chance.
01:06:31I'm actually going to teach you
01:06:32a lesson for Zach.
01:06:37Zach here would never
01:06:38like a fan like you.
01:06:41That's all you got?
01:06:42Huh?
01:06:43Of course not.
01:06:45You're really pathetic,
01:06:46did you know that?
01:06:47I bet you just pretended
01:06:48to be nice
01:06:48to get close to Zach
01:06:49and drug him.
01:06:50Is that right?
01:06:51You said that you love him
01:06:52but you couldn't even show him
01:06:53your true self?
01:06:53It's disgusting!
01:06:54You better stop doing this.
01:06:56You know,
01:06:56the second Zach sees you,
01:06:57he would have run
01:06:57in the other direction
01:06:58because he hates people like you
01:06:59and he chose me.
01:07:01Not you,
01:07:01never you.
01:07:02You bitch!
01:07:03I'm going to bash
01:07:05your head in!
01:07:06You don't mean to do that!
01:07:08Nice!
01:07:12Whoa, whoa, what?
01:07:14Hey, hey!
01:07:15You okay?
01:07:16Yeah, fine.
01:07:17My arm just hurts a little.
01:07:18Take him to the Belucci mansion.
01:07:20Don't tell anyone.
01:07:24Zach passed out.
01:07:25The guy drugged him.
01:07:26It's fine.
01:07:26My guy's taking me to the hospital.
01:07:28He told me your location.
01:07:29That's how I knew you were here.
01:07:30Really?
01:07:31Yeah.
01:07:32I didn't expect you guys
01:07:33to ever work together.
01:07:38What?
01:07:39What?
01:07:42Talk.
01:07:44Right now.
01:07:45Who sent you?
01:07:47No one!
01:07:48Nobody sent me!
01:07:50I did it myself.
01:07:51I just love Zach.
01:07:53That's all.
01:07:54Oh, really?
01:07:55Let's go over a few things.
01:07:57Shall we?
01:07:58You're not a bartender.
01:07:59You just disguised yourself
01:08:01as one tonight.
01:08:02And you just happened
01:08:03to be carrying a sedative?
01:08:04It sure seems like
01:08:05you were after Zach.
01:08:06But the real puzzle is,
01:08:07how did you even know
01:08:08he was going to be there?
01:08:10Stop messing with him.
01:08:12Fine.
01:08:13We already know everything.
01:08:15We unlocked your phone,
01:08:15so we're just
01:08:16giving you a chance
01:08:17to say it yourself.
01:08:17All right, all right.
01:08:19I'll talk.
01:08:21I love Zach.
01:08:23Okay?
01:08:24Last night,
01:08:24this man in the purple suit
01:08:25just suddenly showed up.
01:08:28He said he could help me
01:08:29have Zach.
01:08:31Said he knew people around him
01:08:32and could track his location.
01:08:34Still obsessed with the purple suits?
01:08:37He gave me the sedative.
01:08:39Told me exactly what to do.
01:08:41He said I could have Zach
01:08:42all night
01:08:43as long as I sent some photos
01:08:46afterward of us.
01:08:48You know.
01:08:51Together.
01:08:57Okay, that is disgusting.
01:08:59Okay, here's what's going to happen.
01:09:00You're going to call him
01:09:01right now.
01:09:02You're going to say
01:09:03you got something about Zach.
01:09:04You're going to meet him
01:09:05at the park nearby.
01:09:07You got it?
01:09:14So, what's going on, buddy?
01:09:16Figured you'd be busy tonight.
01:09:18Too busy to mess with anyone else,
01:09:19especially me.
01:09:21And you.
01:09:22Right.
01:09:23Introductions.
01:09:24This is Charlotte.
01:09:24She helped us track Zach's phone.
01:09:26And apparently you
01:09:27have some huge dirt on Zach
01:09:29that she insisted on being here
01:09:31to hear for herself.
01:09:32You really are delightfully wicked,
01:09:33aren't you?
01:09:34All right, enough.
01:09:35Okay, so spill it already.
01:09:37What's this zapping?
01:09:40I'm...
01:09:42I'm...
01:09:42sorry.
01:09:46Wait, no.
01:09:47What's going on?
01:09:48Vincent Bellucci?
01:09:50Charlemagne.
01:09:51You're under arrest
01:09:52for conspiracy
01:09:52to commit murder
01:09:53and aggravated assault.
01:09:55What?
01:09:56This must be
01:09:56some sort of mistake.
01:09:57You can't arrest me.
01:09:58Do you idiots
01:09:59have any idea
01:10:00who I am?
01:10:00Oh!
01:10:03Well, we...
01:10:05We already collected
01:10:06all the evidence, so...
01:10:08And you're witness, so...
01:10:10Well, he's over there.
01:10:12No.
01:10:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:14This is a setup.
01:10:15You think you can frame me?
01:10:17You...
01:10:17You know...
01:10:19Nobody...
01:10:19All right, enough.
01:10:21You're done, Vincent.
01:10:23Everything you did
01:10:23led you to here.
01:10:25Oh!
01:10:25You dysfunction!
01:10:27You know who I am!
01:10:30Sir, you're a genius.
01:10:32Oh, ah!
01:10:35When the bat hit me, that's killing me now.
01:10:38Okay, come on, I'll take you.
01:10:44Do I really have to share a room with him?
01:10:46Oh please, you think I enjoy this?
01:10:48It gives me a headache looking at your gaunt face every day.
01:10:51You look like a haunted Victorian child.
01:10:53Okay, show some respect, man.
01:10:54I'm your rescuer.
01:10:55I saved you from a very yucky situation with that bartender.
01:10:59Okay, if your blind brother hadn't gotten us mixed up,
01:11:02I would never have been in this situation to begin with.
01:11:04Okay, I have had enough of this.
01:11:06You two are acting like children.
01:11:07I'll lead you two to argue together and I'm gonna go find some peace.
01:11:12Don't kill each other.
01:11:17Hey.
01:11:27You're a solid guy.
01:11:30I feel like I can trust Anne with you.
01:11:35Means a lot.
01:11:36Better treat her right though.
01:11:39One false move, I'll be right back here.
01:11:41I'll steal her back.
01:11:43Promise I am not gonna give you that chance.
01:11:49In two weeks, we're gonna do a proper wedding.
01:11:51You should come.
01:11:53You're an important witness.
01:11:57Wouldn't miss it.
01:12:03The bride is entering.
01:12:06Please, all rise for her.
01:12:07I never thought it happened on me.
01:12:15A stolen glance at the wedding.
01:12:18Eyes closed.
01:12:20Steam in the bathroom light.
01:12:23Why am I willing to wait?
01:12:25I'm so moved.
01:12:27Me too.
01:12:28I can't handle scenes like this.
01:12:31Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to witness the union of Louis Belushi and Anne Morris.
01:12:39Louis, Anne, I'll ask you to share your vows and affirm that you entered this marriage willingly and wholeheartedly.
01:12:50I do.
01:12:52I do.
01:12:54Seriously, can't this guy show up to one wedding without being injured?
01:12:58Who knows?
01:12:59Maybe it's the type of romance.
01:13:02Louis, you may kiss the bride.
01:13:04Mary Ellen, go with me.
01:13:05We'll see you.
01:13:13Bye.
01:13:15I can feel it move
01:13:21Say it, say it, say it
01:13:23Pretend why can't I want
01:13:26Just let it end
01:13:28Say it, say it
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