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Euphoria Season 3 Ep1 2026 Part 2 - full
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00:16Hey, Joey.
00:17Hey.
00:26Are you seeing anyone?
00:29No.
00:33You?
00:33Nah.
00:37You hear about Jules?
00:39No.
00:42Don't tell her I told you, but Maddie told me she's a sugar baby.
00:46A sugar baby?
00:48A hooker.
00:49But there's a difference, right? Sugar babies don't have to have sex.
00:53That's like having a chef who doesn't cook.
00:55You ready?
00:56Maddie worked in management, representing influencers and a few actors, including Dylan Reed.
01:08The heartthrob of L.A. Knight.
01:15And action.
01:30You're drunk.
01:31I just had to build up the courage.
01:38Cut.
01:39Cut it!
01:40Gorgeous.
01:43What if he kisses her and then says the line?
01:46The kiss is the button.
01:50Let's try.
01:53Spin her, kiss her, then the line.
01:56Okay.
01:57And action!
02:02You're drunk.
02:06I just had to build up the courage.
02:12Good note.
02:14And cut!
02:15That's a cut!
02:16Where's my iced tea?
02:17That was the day.
02:18Lexi gained Dylan's respect.
02:22Hey, Lisa.
02:43Maddie's job appeared more glamorous than it was.
02:46Most days, she was stuck behind a desk.
02:52It's Penzler's office.
02:53This is Maddie speaking.
02:55Hi.
02:56Yeah, please smoke.
02:59I have Annie on line two.
03:01I'll take it.
03:04Darling, how are you?
03:06How's Guatemala?
03:07I was just about to call you.
03:15She had good relationships with the talent.
03:18How long do I have to stay at this thing?
03:19Stop pouting.
03:20You're getting paid $50,000 to watch a movie.
03:22Do I have to stay for the whole thing?
03:24Give me a fucking break.
03:28A manager takes 10% of everything.
03:34Five grand for the night.
03:39Good money.
03:41If you're Maddie's boss.
03:45Thank you, Ms. Marcia.
03:47The first step I get, right?
03:49Like, I'm powerless over my addiction.
03:51My life's manageable.
03:52Fine.
03:53Step two.
03:54Only a power greater than myself can restore my sanity.
03:57Fine.
03:57I get it.
03:58But step three, I just...
04:03That's hard.
04:04Why?
04:07Because how am I supposed to give my life and will over to the care of God?
04:10Easy.
04:10You believe in something greater than yourself.
04:13That something is God.
04:14God is good.
04:14That is that.
04:15You know, I've never been into the whole believing in God thing.
04:18You know?
04:19Yeah.
04:20But I did meet this family.
04:21And, um, they were super religious and just, like, so happy.
04:26And it just made me think that maybe I'm the one missing something.
04:30Oh, religious people are happier. That's a fact.
04:31Okay, so what do I do? Just, like, pick up a Bible and start reading it?
04:35That would be a start.
04:36Yeah, but isn't there a bunch of crazy shit in there?
04:37Like what?
04:39Ali, I like girls.
04:40What does that have to do with anything?
04:42Well, doesn't it say that, like, gays should be put to death or something?
04:45That was, like, 3,000 years ago.
04:47What, so 3,000 years ago was fine to, like, put the gays to death?
04:49Okay, look. You're talking about the Israelites. They were on the run.
04:52That was the main thing, all right? It wasn't time for any type of distractions.
04:55But being gay is a distraction.
04:56If you're running from the Egyptian army, fuck yeah, it's a distraction. Ain't no time for sex.
05:00Yeah, but it specifically calls out gay sex.
05:03They didn't want men fucking men, all right?
05:06Okay.
05:07They didn't say nothing about women.
05:09But, hold on, it kind of makes sense, though.
05:11Because the men had to focus back then, all right?
05:13The survival of the people was this thing.
05:15Okay, so if two men got caught kissing, they'd just kill.
05:18Oh, my God. What are you writing? A romance novel?
05:21It says men who lay with men.
05:23I'm talking about butt sex.
05:25Yo.
05:26I don't know nothing about butt sex, but I do know that war ain't the time for butt sex.
05:31Stop.
05:32Dude.
05:33Okay.
05:34This is before the invention of soap.
05:35Germ theory.
05:37Antibiotic.
05:37Okay, okay.
05:39I get it.
05:39You gotta have ground rules, Rue.
05:41I get it.
05:42Okay, what I'm saying is you could spend all day picking apart these books.
05:45What about this? What about that?
05:47All kinds of mistranslations, you know, just taking everything out of context.
05:51You either have faith or you don't have faith.
05:53Otherwise, you can argue about this shit forever.
05:59Okay, I'm sold.
06:01I'm making the decision, God be my witness, that I'm gonna read the Bible, okay?
06:06And when I do, I'm gonna read every word as absolute fact.
06:10Goddamn, you ain't gotta be so extreme about it.
06:12No, no, no.
06:12Ali, you said it yourself.
06:13Either you believe or you don't believe, right?
06:16So I'm choosing to believe.
06:21The miracles have begun.
06:24Amen.
06:25Hallelujah.
06:30All right.
06:38The first book of Moses, called Genesis.
06:45In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
06:51The earth was about form and void, and darkness was on the face of the deep.
06:58And the spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.
07:04Then God said, let there be light.
07:14And there was light.
07:19Hello?
07:20You're a retard.
07:22Lori needs you.
07:23Uh, yeah.
07:24I'll see you tomorrow.
07:31Hey.
07:57I can see.
08:12Yo, hey, uh, I'm gonna need you to drop off a package to a real piece of shit.
08:18Wait, me? Really?
08:19Yeah, you.
08:20Are you sure?
08:21Mm-hmm.
08:22Hey.
08:23Yeah, and he's a big virus, so don't fuck it up.
08:28I'm making a chicken dinner.
08:30You know, for Faye, you're just two of us.
08:33Right.
08:34That's really sweet.
08:36Yeah.
08:38Faye, hurry the fuck up!
08:48Ta-da!
08:51Good job.
08:56Wish me love.
09:00J's for homie.
09:01If he's running away.
09:02Oh!
09:05Ah!
09:06Good job.
09:13Woo!
09:16Ah!
09:17Ah!
10:23What the fuck?
10:37Hey, man.
10:39Uh, Alamo?
10:54Is there anywhere I could take a leak?
10:59Inside, upstairs.
11:01Take a right, then a left.
11:05Okay.
11:06And don't touch anything you're not supposed to.
11:09Yeah, yeah, for sure.
11:38I'm gonna fuck you better than you.
11:40I'm gonna fuck you like a man off the seat.
11:42I'm gonna fuck you, my number.
12:00The probability of drawing four of a kind is 0.17%.
12:08I got lucky, man.
12:11Is that what you call it?
12:19Yo, uh, do you know where the bathroom is?
12:22Yes, up the stairs to the right.
12:24Actually, you do.
12:27Is he all right?
12:28Is he talking?
12:29No, I'm not.
12:31That's great.
12:46Lucky.
12:49Asshole.
13:00Oh, shit, sorry.
13:02Actually, could you help me?
13:06Of course I can.
13:07Yeah, no problem.
13:08Thank you so much.
13:09Yeah.
13:20I'm still sore from my boob job, so it's...
13:22Oh, yeah?
13:23It's a little bit difficult.
13:27Well, if it's any consolation, I think you look fucking amazing.
13:33You think so?
13:34Hell yeah.
13:35All right, there you go.
13:38No problem.
13:38So, how do you know Alamo?
13:45Marko!
14:12I come apart, but love can't be gone
14:16Come on, baby, don't get that way
14:20I come apart, baby, I'm in the room
14:29Gonna keep moving, gonna pull it down
14:34I come apart, but I'm not getting out
14:46I'll be right back
14:48Mrs. She works for Lori
15:06You walk up into my house, dance with my girls, and you don't even introduce yourself
15:14I'm so sorry
15:20That's mighty disrespectful, little lady
15:22Got that new bash, baby
15:30This'll hit the spot
15:41I was beginning to believe that I met Alamo Brown for a reason
15:47It's my little slice of heaven
15:48Yeah, well, some of these girls, demons
15:54Ask as I hand select them
15:56Oh, yeah?
15:57What business are you in?
15:59The fuck is you, girl? FBI?
16:02No, I'm just curious
16:08I collect the most sought-after resource on God's green earth
16:13More valuable than gold, oil, uranium combined
16:21I'm in the business of pussy
16:24No shit, my men
16:27Hell yeah
16:31Yeah, I done peeped it from a young age now
16:35I've seen it
16:37Pussy
16:39That thing between your legs
16:41Gotta miss the power
16:42So I figured
16:44I'd stand me right by some pussy with my cash register
16:49Ka-ching
16:51Ka-ching
16:55Couple motherfucking shit
16:57Yeah
16:58Aw man, well I came to the right fucking house then
17:01That's right
17:02I'm the motherfucking king of pussy
17:05I own and operate five of the dirtiest
17:08Most delectable strip clubs in the state of California
17:12Fully nude
17:13And always lewd
17:16Ain't that right, B?
17:18Yes
17:19Okay, I'm just gonna like lay my cards out on the table here
17:25That's like my dream job
17:26Owen
17:27What?
17:29You wanna be a hoe
17:30No man, no, no, no, no
17:31I mean like
17:33Helping out in a club, you know
17:35Like, uh, troubleshooting
17:40Troubleshooting?
17:42Or troublemaking?
17:43Hmm?
17:44I mean a little bit of both
17:45I see you
17:46You a gay one, huh?
17:53I bet you run them bitches like a nigga, don't you?
17:57What?
17:59You see, B?
18:00We got a freak-up in here
18:03I'm begging you
18:04Hire me
18:05Come on, man
18:07Please
18:08Don't you worry for that crack of lorry?
18:10Yeah, but that's like the worst fucking job in the world
18:12Mm-hmm
18:15Well, little lady
18:17That's the beauty of this country we call America
18:23Anyone can reinvent themselves
18:27That's right, babies
18:28That's right
18:29That's right
18:30That's right
18:32That's right
18:40That's right
18:42And I'm not a book
18:55I love what's so funny
18:56I have one of my friends
18:59And you do
19:03I don't know
19:03I don't know
19:04How's that?
19:05I don't know
19:06You're a boy
19:09You're a boy
19:10I've played
19:11I'm a boy
19:11You're a boy
19:12So stores
19:15How's the food?
19:18It's good.
19:21Great.
19:26Are you happy?
19:29Yeah.
19:31Good.
19:35So, um, can we talk about the wedding?
19:42What part?
19:45Florals?
19:45Jesus Christ.
19:48So, I have an idea.
19:50I'm not spending $50,000 on floral arrangements.
19:54Will you just listen?
19:54$2,000. I understand.
19:56$5,000, fine.
19:58But $50,000 on something that's going to die in a couple of days?
20:04That's insane.
20:05Well, I might have a solution.
20:11And is it less flowers?
20:13No.
20:14Is it less money?
20:17No.
20:18And there's no discussion?
20:24What if I paid for the flowers?
20:30You don't have any money.
20:33I can make it.
20:37Doing what?
20:40So, I've kind of actually been doing some research.
20:44Oh.
20:45And there is a way to make a lot of money really fast.
20:54How?
20:58OnlyFans.
21:05The porn website.
21:07See, no, that's a common misconception about the platform.
21:10You actually just...
21:11You want to do porn?
21:14Well, if you would just let me finish.
21:17It's really fascinating.
21:18You want to sell your body for floral arrangements?
21:24I will if I have to.
21:30Absolutely not.
21:32No.
21:35Well, then we have a really big problem.
21:40Because I didn't wait my entire life to have a ghetto wedding.
21:47So, what are you trying to say?
21:50That maybe we shouldn't have a wedding if you can't afford a wedding.
22:01I'm treading water right now.
22:05I can't move forward with Sun Settlers until I get the fucking environmental survey.
22:09I got interest rates, the regulations, the planning and zoning commissions trying to fuck me in the ass.
22:14And Kurt...
22:15Oh, Kurt's not sure if now's the right time to invest.
22:19Then maybe it's not the right time to get married.
22:24Baby.
22:25Baby, I'm trying to give you everything that you want.
22:27It doesn't feel that way.
22:29I...
22:32I just need to get to the starting line.
22:35The starting line?
22:35What about the finish line?
22:37It's in view.
22:37It is in view.
22:39We are so close.
22:40We're so close.
22:43This is going to be our moment.
22:45My moment is walking down that aisle.
22:47I'm surrounded by my friends, family, and $50,000 worth of flowers.
23:17What kind of pictures are we talking about?
23:21Pretty ones.
23:41You promised me you're not going to show those and your pretty face at the same time.
23:52Tish?
23:54Tish?
24:02Tish?
24:07She's lazy with Fenton.
24:21She sent you?
24:24Sabotage my shit?
24:26Is that what she did?
24:27She put your ass up to this?
24:28I swear to God, I just...
24:29I gave you what they gave me.
24:30I didn't pack it.
24:31I didn't open it.
24:32I had no idea.
24:35I mean, if I did, why the fuck would I stay here?
24:39You tell me.
24:41It's going to sound fucking stupid now, but...
24:44I just...
24:45When we were talking...
24:48I thought that, um...
24:50I don't know, maybe God brought us together.
24:55God?
24:56Yeah.
24:57I mean, I don't want to be working for Lori.
24:59She's got me swallowing balloons the size of golf balls and, like, packing my intestines
25:04and going across the border.
25:05It's fucking hell on earth.
25:07And it's over some shit I did in high school.
25:09Wait, wait.
25:09How...
25:10Did she just say fucking high school?
25:12Nigga, she talking about high school.
25:13Lori fronted me a suitcase in high school and then, like, my mom found it and she flushed
25:18it down the toilet.
25:19I mean, I'm not, like, blaming my mom, obviously, because I should have hid it better.
25:22But the point is, Lori came back and she said that I owed her a hundred thousand dollars
25:26and I have been paying for that single fucking mistake ever since.
25:32So...
25:33You know, when you started talking about how in America you can reinvent yourself,
25:38I thought, I don't know, maybe this is God.
25:44Maybe this is the hand of God at work.
25:48You know, giving me something to look forward to or, like, some kind of hope that...
25:54One day, I could...
26:00You know, I could also have my own little size of heaven.
26:07So you believe in God?
26:11Yes, sir.
26:18Well, let's see if he believes in you.
26:33Well, let's see if he believes in you.
26:51We'll see when he comes in the عل
26:51along the direction that is back.
26:51Really, it sounded really unusual in you...
26:51It wasıma-Dyn.
26:54It was a bit unfortunate.
26:55I've been enjoying that the wagon but also SNOW came from up.
26:55It's been 200 times, also, since that's what he was working.
26:55It's just been the year 24 times.
26:55Let's go.
27:04May do the transmit works not on such a great way.
27:09If I were you, I'd stay real still.
28:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
28:25Strike Twigger.
28:27And if that's not loving me,
28:34Then all I gotta say
28:41God didn't make the little green apples,
28:45It don't rain in Indianapolis in the summertime.
28:53There's no such thing as Dr. Seuss,
29:12And when myself is feeling low,
29:17I look across the face of glow to ease my mind.
29:48Oh, sometimes I call her up at home,
29:53Knowing she's busy
29:59And ask if she could get away
30:02Meet me and grab a bite to eat
30:10And she drops what she's doing
30:14And hurries down to meet me
30:17And I'm always late
30:22But she sits waiting patiently
30:25Smiles when she first sees me
30:28Cause she's made that way
30:30Cause she's made that way
30:32And if that's not loving me
30:39And regardless of knowing
31:03To worry,
31:05She asks you
31:05And dicen
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