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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56It's so hot.
00:01:57Hey, I told you to stop the car.
00:01:59I told you to stop the car.
00:02:04I told you to stop the car.
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cool.
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45I'm not full.
00:02:50Alright.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:02:59So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:06Don't do it, Hailey.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:15I got a hot mess, energy.
00:03:18Oh, fuck!
00:03:23Now we're even.
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:42every hallway,
00:03:44and every rumor in this school your personal nightmare.
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:55Yeah, idiot.
00:03:56I can see that.
00:03:59I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:01Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:04Same.
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:13I can help you.
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:21But he's not your Cole.
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsey.
00:04:24He's not yet.
00:04:26Come on.
00:04:28Hi.
00:04:29I'm Jen.
00:04:30And this is Lindsey.
00:04:32Hi.
00:04:33I'm Hailey.
00:04:34So nice to meet you.
00:04:36You have first day jitters?
00:04:37That's totally understandable.
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome,
00:04:40and so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:42Come on.
00:04:43Okay.
00:04:44Let's go.
00:04:48There you go.
00:04:50Thanks so much.
00:05:12Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:14Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:22Guacamole wizard.
00:05:24Wow.
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back.
00:05:29Hold on.
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:33you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:36Send.
00:05:37Here.
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:46At least check on me.
00:05:48Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:50Ah, chill.
00:05:51Please.
00:05:54No way.
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:04Please ignore that.
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:08Send.
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me.
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me!
00:06:29Jen is a new girl.
00:06:31Wait.
00:06:32Is the new girl...
00:06:33Valley Queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Jen?
00:06:42Ew.
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:48And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:51No chances, Jen.
00:06:52So is it.
00:06:54She does look kinda cute.
00:07:03Please ignore that.
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:16Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:17Just keep walking.
00:07:19You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:22My name's Hayley.
00:07:24Wow.
00:07:24Hayley.
00:07:25I think you, uh...
00:07:27You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:31What a coincidence!
00:07:33So did you!
00:07:34Oh, no!
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:41You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:47If my liver ends up with her, I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:02I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:04Something happened today.
00:08:05I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, um, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:34Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00Oh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hayley.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of-
00:09:14Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:23Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out!
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I have a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:35Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:40Funny.
00:10:41Okay.
00:10:42Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51Of all the purple brawl, by the way.
00:10:53I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not even my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it too.
00:11:12Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:28Oh my god.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Hmm.
00:11:56Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:56Mm-hmm.
00:11:57Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh my god.
00:12:15Oh my god.
00:12:16Oh my god.
00:12:18Oh my god.
00:12:21Oh my god.
00:12:25Oh my god.
00:12:27Oh my god.
00:12:29Oh my god.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:49Come on!
00:12:50Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop! Delete it, please!
00:12:57Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop!
00:13:31Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:33Strip! Strip!
00:13:35Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:38Strip! Strip! Strip!
00:13:41Oh, my God.
00:13:43Oh, my God.
00:13:48My school-enemy-is-my-unline-girlfriend?
00:13:52Get off of here,表情.
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh, my God.
00:13:59Oh, my God.
00:13:59Stop, stop, stop!
00:14:06Hey, you okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jen.
00:14:20What the hell, Cole? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel, being exposed to the whole school? Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone, I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her? She's the loser who has nude photos for random men!
00:14:43Amy's got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me. You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now? Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole, and he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy. He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy. I like you. Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did? Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing. When? With?
00:16:41After school. At the balcony. I'll bring flowers.
00:16:44Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Hayley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash. Stay away from her.
00:17:42And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:51I'm almost 18. Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:54I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi. I'm Hayley. Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God. I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers. You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:53I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no. We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch.
00:19:02And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19Help me.
00:19:21So you thought you were going to humiliate me?
00:19:23In front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter.
00:19:27So you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Pick out your phone and record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage, sure.
00:20:17So tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:20You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:29I will leave Hayley alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:42Got it?
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Am I that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend in your years make you fall for her?
00:21:52He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand that, though.
00:22:02You understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:09I don't see how you touch him like this.
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:52I can see why he likes you.
00:23:04I can't do this.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait.
00:23:31It couldn't be.
00:23:34Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:51Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Oh, yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:01Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:43Bye.
00:25:52I'm What?
00:25:54I got no idea.
00:26:00You're a kiss.
00:26:02You're not the주-
00:26:05All done.
00:26:08I'm sorry.
00:26:08I'm sorry.
00:26:08I just think you're doing a good job.
00:26:09really want me. You are so full of yourself. You can do this on your own. Yeah. No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door. Really? Miss Gorman's going to be back in an hour. I'm sure it'll be
00:26:22fine. I'm stuck here with you for a full hour. No, sorry. Am I that bad? I think maybe we
00:26:29can
00:26:29pick up where we left off. Don't worry. Maybe try something new. We're keeping our distance this
00:26:35time actually. Yeah. That was my first kiss. My first kiss was not supposed to go like
00:26:52that. It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this. Why didn't I want you to regret it? You know, we can do
00:27:13more if you want.
00:27:28Anyway, I've been wanting back a lot more than you think. So you want me?
00:27:36I think you know which I want you. Do you want me? I want you.
00:27:50Oh, shit. Anyone in here? Oh my God. How long have you two been in here? I really need to
00:28:01change this lock. Are you two okay? Oh, yeah. Yeah, we're good. We're okay.
00:28:07I think so. Great. Nice.
00:28:15You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:21Jake.
00:28:22Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax. I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait. Car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:50Why is he being so standoffish? Is he trying to give me a surprise? Or he heard something
00:28:56about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:07I can't do this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh, shit.
00:29:17What's up, guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54What do you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:21I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:33Jake!
00:30:35Jake!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sword room.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:18You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh, my God.
00:31:26Is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hallie, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:12But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh, my God.
00:32:41Oh, my God.
00:32:47Wow.
00:32:49He's got really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Colt, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance,
00:33:25I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:26Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:43And our dads have been in business, like, forever, so...
00:33:46How romantic.
00:33:47I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:54Oh, here they come.
00:33:57If I message Corcamole Wizard,
00:33:59I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the Dean's List.
00:34:15Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:17Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:19Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:24Yeah, stay with you.
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:35Jeez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44Yeah, I know.
00:34:49Oh, you're scared of me seeing all the girls on your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13Don't put a problem with Jake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:17He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just don't go to promenade.
00:35:50Move.
00:35:52Cole is talking to Haley again.
00:35:55Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay, then break them up, idiot.
00:36:04Uh, what do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone would take you to prom.
00:36:17I promise.
00:36:18Yeah? Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me, except for Jake.
00:36:24And you, but you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey, Jake.
00:36:31Hey, Hal, um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was so sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:47I hate to break it to you, asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:57And she's a real tiger in the pep room.
00:37:00Oh, shit, look up.
00:37:02Oh, shit.
00:37:04Oh, shit.
00:37:06Oh, my God.
00:37:17Oh, shit.
00:37:19Stop!
00:37:19Stop!
00:37:20Guys, stop it!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit.
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:38Oh my god!
00:37:39Principal Stevens, I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hailey Rock, that's detention.
00:37:45After school, don't be late.
00:37:50I'll be back.
00:38:02Cole, what are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep your company?
00:38:07That's the least I could do if you saved my rest today.
00:38:11The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:24I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:27You know, father that asshole, every time he looks at you, makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with it.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:15Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:18Yeah.
00:39:19Oops.
00:39:25Oh, sorry.
00:39:26I tripped.
00:39:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jack.
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:46Oh, what are you?
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:05What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:11Oh, please, it's baking soda on water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today, after school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, sorry.
00:40:32Got to get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:39The rice trick?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey, um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:10Amazing.
00:41:16Hey, it's going to be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:51You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and big ol' ego and rich kid for bravo...
00:41:59Okay, okay, I get it.
00:42:04You're kind of sweet.
00:42:09Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh, my God.
00:42:15Oh, my God.
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Oh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:29It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:37Oh, my God.
00:42:45Oh, morning, Valley Whore.
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:50Oh, my God.
00:42:52I can't believe it.
00:42:54Valley Whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:42:58What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:15Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh, my God.
00:43:21Someone hacked my Castle Claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, Valley Whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh, no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey, everyone.
00:44:11I think Valley Whore is a catfish.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it, stop, stop.
00:44:48I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:50I thought I'd take the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jake!
00:44:54Hey.
00:44:56Now is the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:44:59Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:03Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:06Here you go.
00:45:10Oh, my God.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie.
00:45:15I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:18What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:24Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:31It was nothing personal?
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right.
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him.
00:45:54Okay, well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:02You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy's spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:16You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:22So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:24What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you're like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:31No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're going to go, and you're going to ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it, just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:13Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:38You got this, Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:50Thank you, Mom.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18No, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know, they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now.
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore?
00:48:42Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey, everyone.
00:48:46Let's give it up for Valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:55To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:04Actually, I'm kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:12Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey, let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:39Paul?
00:49:50That's right.
00:49:52Oh, God.
00:49:55Oh, God.
00:49:58Oh, God.
00:49:59Yeah.
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:09Oh, God.
00:50:10Oh, God.
00:50:11I'm sorry.
00:50:17Are you... him?
00:50:20Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:23Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:25Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:28No, I'm not.
00:50:29Yes, you are.
00:50:30It's okay.
00:50:31You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:34So you too.
00:50:35This whole time.
00:50:39Oh my God.
00:50:40I am such an idiot.
00:50:42Hey, wait.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:49Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:50You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:54Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:55I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:50:57Then what were you trying to do?
00:50:58I guess you.
00:51:00Obviously, the white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:03I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:06What about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:09What are you...
00:51:17Who is that?
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:20Just the devil.
00:51:22Get in the car.
00:51:26I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:28Get in the car.
00:51:29Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:32Haley.
00:51:33I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:36Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:37So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life.
00:51:43Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:45My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:49And that's not you.
00:51:52And that's not you.
00:51:52You will be forgotten.
00:51:53You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:55And your mom works for me.
00:51:57Stay away from him.
00:51:58Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:03Dad, stop!
00:52:04Don't you touch my family.
00:52:06I'll stay away.
00:52:08Haley, come on.
00:52:09You don't mean that.
00:52:12I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:15I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:21I hate everything about you.
00:52:23I hate all of it.
00:52:25I don't want any part of it.
00:52:27So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:31Haley!
00:52:36Fuck this.
00:52:40No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:43Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:46Haley, not dad's real love.
00:52:47Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:49I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:53Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:03Hi, Haley.
00:53:04I'm Emma.
00:53:05I know who you are.
00:53:06Right. I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:11So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:15Good as new.
00:53:20Oh, wow.
00:53:22Thanks, Emma.
00:53:23Okay, bye.
00:53:28One down.
00:53:30One down.
00:53:30One to go.
00:53:31You're so cool.
00:53:32I know, Emma.
00:53:34Want to go to prom?
00:53:35Why not?
00:53:38Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:44Hi, Mr. Edmunds.
00:53:46Hi, Max.
00:53:47Hi, Max.
00:53:47And Max's friend.
00:53:48Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:50Cole's grounded.
00:53:52Oh, he is?
00:53:53But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:53:56What can I say, Max?
00:53:58Actions have consequences.
00:54:00Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:02Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:08We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:11Cole?
00:54:12My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:15He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:18Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:20We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:22so we can get back to his very important
00:54:24and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:35Go away!
00:54:40Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:42Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:44I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:47Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:49What's going on?
00:54:50Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:52You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:54You can be together.
00:54:55Just log into this stupid game
00:54:57and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:00No.
00:55:01I'll tell her myself.
00:55:03Stick me in your car.
00:55:11Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:14Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:16I just need some time alone.
00:55:25Open the door.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:29He's here?
00:55:37It's you.
00:55:39I should have given you this to you a long time ago.
00:55:43Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:46My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51I was.
00:55:51I got my inheritance and I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:08Hey, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:13If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:32Nicole, I love you.
00:56:34You do?
00:56:36Yes, you idiot.
00:56:38I've loved you for months.
00:56:40I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though,
00:56:43because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:46But you're him.
00:56:48You didn't expect her.
00:56:50I...
00:56:50I mean, I...
00:56:52I always hoped it was you.
00:56:55What do you hope to?
00:56:57Yes.
00:56:58I hoped it was you.
00:57:00You were always there for me.
00:57:03I hadn't.
00:57:06You're really fucking hot.
00:57:12Hey, uh...
00:57:13One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:16You ever go?
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:20Take my clothes off.
00:57:22You're getting there, don't worry.
00:57:23Mm-hmm.
00:57:26I'm so real to you.
00:57:28Just be on me.
00:57:31Oh, I'm so real to you.
00:57:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:39Just be on me.
00:57:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:50Yeah, would do again.
00:57:52I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:54I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:57:57All right, that's fair.
00:58:00I'll take that as a win.
00:58:07What is my life now?
00:58:08Am I being nice to Cole Eggman's?
00:58:11Oh, God, no.
00:58:12I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:17I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:20There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:21I'll ask you in a minute now.
00:58:23Stop it.
00:58:26Um, same.
00:58:29Is it promenade?
00:58:31I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:34Okay.
00:58:35But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:40Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:42Oh, I would have asked you earlier,
00:58:44but Jay kind of gave me to the show.
00:58:46Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:48I don't want to hear it.
00:58:49Yeah, you don't have to ask me for this.
00:58:51No.
00:58:51But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:54Later.
00:58:59I just slept with Cole Edmonds,
00:59:01and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:03Who would have guessed?
00:59:07I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:11Where did you get that?
00:59:13Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:20prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:24Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:26Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:31Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:34Cole, are you here?
00:59:36Cole, are you here?
00:59:39Fuck.
00:59:39Mr. Edmonds, you can't just barge into my house like this.
00:59:43If I let you Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:01Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:04You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:10Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:22What do you think?
01:00:26My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
01:00:32Uh, uh, uh.
01:00:33I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:36You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:3920 more minutes.
01:00:40We're in.
01:00:42Deal.
01:00:45Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:50I hear we have a winner.
01:00:53And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:00:58Jen Longfellow.
01:01:01Thank you!
01:01:02Oh my God!
01:01:04Thank you guys so much.
01:01:07Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:08I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:12Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:18Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole!
01:01:22It was fine.
01:01:23It's very too bad.
01:01:24It's fine.
01:01:28It's fine.
01:01:29It's fine.
01:01:30It's fine.
01:01:30You're not gonna mess up.
01:01:31No.
01:01:32But, who cares?
01:01:35Hell yeah!
01:01:39Ew!
01:01:40Literally, what the fuck?
01:01:41Language.
01:01:41I am the queen, okay? She's just a little pervy princess. Come on, everyone say it with me.
01:01:49Pervy princess, pervy princess, pervy princess.
01:01:58Wait, wait, wait. What are those? Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:02Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you. His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:08Don't worry, Daddy. If I can't have it, no one can.
01:02:14I'm going to destroy Hayley Roth's life. Is this real?
01:02:18Jen's crazy.
01:02:21Who did this? Who did this?
01:02:25What? You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:30You little shit.
01:02:32You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:40But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:45And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:49You can't do that.
01:02:50I'm the principal, so, uh, yes, I can.
01:03:02There was no internship. You lied to me.
01:03:12Hayley, catch.
01:03:18Oh, my princess finally has a crown.
01:03:22Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:24Oh.
01:03:25Yeah, no can do.
01:03:27All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:33humor.
01:03:33Oh, how can I refuse?
01:03:41Oh, no, that's my dad.
01:03:45We are going home right now.
01:03:48You've disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:50Yeah, I'm not a boy, dad.
01:03:52You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:03:57Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:01And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:02And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:05And best believe me, I can.
01:04:08I'll say this.
01:04:10It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:15Joy-prone.
01:04:23I am so proud of you.
01:04:26I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:29That was terrifying.
01:04:31It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:35I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:37I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:39Oh, my God, I gotta change that username.
01:04:41Yeah, you do.
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