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00:00:02New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:09New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:18You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:21Maybe.
00:00:30When are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:32You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:35Such a dumb username.
00:00:37Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:39Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:42You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:43You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:45Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:47Or at least a photo.
00:00:50Maybe someday.
00:00:55Crap, I'm late.
00:00:57Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:01Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:09In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:11I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:14but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:16I feel like a peasant.
00:01:19Watch it! This isn't public school.
00:01:23Forget your training wheels.
00:01:26At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:44I have my knight's special talisman.
00:01:49It's ruined.
00:01:56It's so hot.
00:01:57Hey, I told you to stop the car.
00:01:59I told you to stop the car.
00:02:04I told you to stop the car.
00:02:04Oh my god, it's cool.
00:02:05He's so hot.
00:02:10Hey!
00:02:12What is wrong with you?
00:02:13Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:16Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:18What are you with me, son?
00:02:20What are you talking about?
00:02:22Why?
00:02:24I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:26No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:29You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:32Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop.
00:02:34Okay?
00:02:37You should know that.
00:02:38I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:41You were a...
00:02:42Eh.
00:02:43Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:44Eh.
00:02:45I'm not my fault.
00:02:50All right.
00:02:51I broke something of yours.
00:02:53Sure, but...
00:02:55Hey!
00:02:56You got my attention.
00:03:00So...
00:03:00In that case, we're even.
00:03:07Don't do it, Haley.
00:03:10Have a good day.
00:03:13Don't do it.
00:03:15I got a hot mess energy
00:03:20Oh fuck
00:03:23Now we're even
00:03:24My laptop better not be broken
00:03:26I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen
00:03:33You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:36You just made the wrong enemy
00:03:39I'm going to make
00:03:41Every classroom
00:03:42Every hallway
00:03:43And every rumor in this school
00:03:46Your personal nightmare
00:03:48I'm going to make your life a living hell
00:03:51What's going on?
00:03:52Cole's fighting the new girl
00:03:53Now Cole's leaving the new girl
00:03:55Yeah, idiot
00:03:56I can see that
00:03:59Just met an unhinged person
00:04:00Good thing the universe balances it with you
00:04:04Same
00:04:05Ran into a certified asshole
00:04:07Can't wait to see you in the game tonight
00:04:11Cole, do you need help?
00:04:12I can help you
00:04:16The new girl poured coffee on him
00:04:17This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael
00:04:21But he's not your Cole
00:04:22Shut up, Lindsay
00:04:24He's not yet
00:04:26Come on
00:04:28Hi
00:04:29I'm Jen
00:04:30And this is Lindsay
00:04:32Hi
00:04:33I'm Haley
00:04:34So nice to meet you
00:04:36You have first day jitters
00:04:37It's totally understandable
00:04:38We want to make sure you feel really welcome
00:04:40And so we'll take you to your locker
00:04:41Come in
00:04:43Bye bye
00:04:44Let's go
00:04:48There you go
00:04:50Thanks so much
00:05:12You're welcome, new girl
00:05:13Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face
00:05:22Guacamole wizard
00:05:23Wow
00:05:24What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:28Give it back
00:05:29Hold on
00:05:31Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy
00:05:33You should come to Locker 83 right now
00:05:36Send
00:05:36Here
00:05:37Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face
00:05:42So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:45I'm your friend first, Max
00:05:46At least check on me
00:05:48Oh, is it the online level?
00:05:50Ah, chill, please
00:05:54No way
00:05:55What is it?
00:05:57Oh, that queen goes to the school
00:06:04Please ignore that
00:06:05Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:06:08Send
00:06:12What is wrong with you?
00:06:14You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're gonna mess with me
00:06:17Edmunds?
00:06:18What?
00:06:18You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:21Wow, you really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26Stop recording me
00:06:29Jenna's a new girl
00:06:31Wait
00:06:32Is a new girl
00:06:33Valley queen?
00:06:36There's no way the new girl is Valley queen
00:06:38Could it be...
00:06:39Chen?
00:06:42Ew
00:06:46Your enemy is our enemy, Cole
00:06:47And I just made sure that the new girl knows that
00:06:51No chance it's Chen
00:06:52So is it
00:06:54She does look kind of cute
00:07:03Please ignore that
00:07:04Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank
00:07:07What was I thinking?
00:07:08Of course she's not my online lover
00:07:14Hey there, buttercup
00:07:15Keep walking, Hailey
00:07:17Just keep walking
00:07:18You got a problem with shaving this morning?
00:07:22My name's Hailey
00:07:23Wow, Hailey
00:07:25I think you, uh, needs to spell on your upper lip right there
00:07:31What a coincidence
00:07:32So did you
00:07:34Oh, no
00:07:37Oh, I'm sorry
00:07:39I forgot you don't even need shaving cream
00:07:41You're just a man-child
00:07:42people have follicle issues
00:07:47Whoever ends up with her I must have failed an eye exam
00:07:49If everybody ends up with you, I must have failed an eye exam
00:08:05And I lost the game.
00:08:06I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:08I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:11And what is this?
00:08:13What I think it is, is I want to be with you.
00:08:17And you want to be with me.
00:08:19As more than just friends.
00:08:22Oh, thank God.
00:08:23I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:25You're my soulmate.
00:08:27Like, I like you so much.
00:08:28Okay, well, since we're dating now, I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:33Wait, really?
00:08:36Yeah.
00:08:37Get ready.
00:08:43Okay.
00:08:44No face.
00:08:46Just the boobs.
00:08:47Is it a bad idea?
00:08:49But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:51PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:53All the kids do this.
00:08:55You'll love it.
00:09:00This lighting hates me.
00:09:02Come on, Hailey.
00:09:03Confidence.
00:09:04You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12Yeah.
00:09:13That's actually kind of...
00:09:18Oh my God.
00:09:20Seriously?
00:09:21Hello?
00:09:22Anyone?
00:09:24Don't look at me!
00:09:28Don't look at me!
00:09:29We're trying not for viable, are we?
00:09:31I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:33Get out.
00:09:34Now!
00:09:35Fine.
00:09:36Out!
00:09:37Damn it!
00:09:42Come on.
00:09:42Okay.
00:10:09Oh, my God.
00:10:15You're helping me.
00:10:16Yeah, well, I didn't point on it, but here we are.
00:10:26Excuse you.
00:10:27These boobs are for someone else.
00:10:28I love a boyfriend, do we?
00:10:30That is shocking.
00:10:31Yeah, actually.
00:10:33And he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me.
00:10:35Flirting?
00:10:36Yeah, don't lie to yourself.
00:10:37I've got a girlfriend, too.
00:10:38My thoughts and prayers to her.
00:10:39Hmm, funny.
00:10:41Okay, well, can we just pretend this didn't happen and go her separate ways?
00:10:46Fine by me.
00:10:49Oh, I know.
00:10:51All the purple bra, by the way.
00:10:53I like it in a weird way.
00:10:55Not in my type, but, you know, power theory, or whatever.
00:10:59Would you just get out of here?
00:11:09Hopefully, guacamole wizard will like it, too.
00:11:13Jen, red alert.
00:11:14Cole and the new girl are for sure flirting.
00:11:17I think it's time to take drastic action.
00:11:21Don't be a coward.
00:11:22Just send it.
00:11:23Jen.
00:11:27Oh, my God.
00:11:30Here goes nothing.
00:11:38Still no response?
00:11:40Don't freak out.
00:11:41He's probably just busy.
00:11:45Give it back.
00:11:46Why?
00:11:47You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:50Oh, this is actually a really good photo.
00:11:52Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it.
00:11:55Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:11:57Got it.
00:12:01What are you doing?
00:12:12Oh, my God.
00:12:14Oh, my God.
00:12:16Oh, my God.
00:12:27Oh, shit.
00:12:30Yo, what's going on?
00:12:31Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen.
00:12:34What?
00:12:34Yeah.
00:12:34Oh, shit.
00:12:42No comment.
00:12:43Oh, shit.
00:12:49Oh, shit.
00:12:49Come on.
00:12:50What?
00:12:51Let's see if these builds are photoshopped.
00:12:54Stop.
00:12:55Delete it.
00:12:55Please.
00:12:56Delete it.
00:12:56Hit it.
00:12:57Strip.
00:12:57Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:58Strip.
00:12:59Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:00Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:01Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:02Strip.
00:13:03Strip.
00:13:08Oh, my brave knight. I wish you were here with me right now.
00:13:16Oh, my God.
00:13:18Oh, cool. Your enemy's kind of hot.
00:13:21Since you're so into slutty photos, why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:28Jen, no. No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:30Jen, stop!
00:13:31Jen, stop!
00:13:31Jen, stop!
00:13:32Jen, stop!
00:13:33Jen, stop!
00:13:48My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:55Stop it!
00:13:57Oh, my God.
00:13:58No, no, no, no.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:07You okay?
00:14:10Give that to me.
00:14:18Now give the phone back, Jan.
00:14:20What the hell, Cor? I thought you'd be happy.
00:14:28How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:30Not good, huh?
00:14:31Now if you don't delete it off your phone,
00:14:33I'm exposed to what else is fake about you.
00:14:35And I know it's not just your purse.
00:14:38Why are you even defending her?
00:14:39She's the loser who has nude photos for random men.
00:14:43It was got more personality than all of you combined.
00:14:46And if you mess with her, you mess with me.
00:14:48You hear me?
00:14:53Haley, are you?
00:14:54Cole is on my side now?
00:14:55Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:14:58I just need to be alone.
00:15:00Haley!
00:15:05Cole is a rich asshole.
00:15:06And he said we were enemies.
00:15:09But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:14Don't stay up too late, honey.
00:15:17Love you, Mom.
00:15:19Wait, Mom.
00:15:24Do people change?
00:15:27Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:34Well, maybe just give them a second chance.
00:15:54Tough day, huh?
00:15:55There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:15:58They're my favorite.
00:16:00Noted. Is that all?
00:16:01The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag.
00:16:04I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship.
00:16:08Oh, I'm really proud of you.
00:16:11And then there's this guy.
00:16:13He has this vendetta against me, but at the same time he's super contradictory.
00:16:17It's so confusing.
00:16:18Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:21Sounds like you're into this guy.
00:16:22No, I'm not into this guy.
00:16:24I like you.
00:16:25Only you.
00:16:31I really liked your photo, by the way.
00:16:33You did?
00:16:34Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:36I was thinking it would be better if we met in person.
00:16:38That sounds amazing.
00:16:40When? With?
00:16:41After school.
00:16:42At the balcony.
00:16:43Hey, mate.
00:16:44I'll bring fires.
00:16:44Deal.
00:16:54I'm about to meet my boyfriend.
00:17:05Stop thinking about Cole.
00:17:15Call me father.
00:17:16I heard about you harassing Jen at school today.
00:17:19Defending that nobody.
00:17:21Hayley girl.
00:17:22He's not a nobody, dad.
00:17:24Are those for her?
00:17:29What the fuck?
00:17:33What the fuck?
00:17:34I know what Hayley is, Cole.
00:17:36Her mother works as a maid at my office.
00:17:39That whole family is trash.
00:17:41Stay away from her.
00:17:42And what if I say no?
00:17:44Stay away from Hayley Cole.
00:17:46Or I'll fire her mother.
00:17:48What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:52I'm almost 18.
00:17:53Soon I'll have my inheritance.
00:17:54I hate to make Hayley wait, but she can't know who I am before I make sure her family is
00:18:00safe.
00:18:01You're sick.
00:18:04It's called watching out for your future.
00:18:11Oh, hi.
00:18:13I'm Hayley.
00:18:14Yes.
00:18:15Mm-hmm.
00:18:16So nice to meet you.
00:18:18God.
00:18:19I'd give anything just to hear her say my name.
00:18:21But the moment she knows, I lose her forever.
00:18:26Thank you for the flowers.
00:18:28You're so nice.
00:18:33Guacamole wizard.
00:18:35Fail.
00:18:39Guacamole wizard.
00:18:40Ew.
00:18:42You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend?
00:18:45Pathetic.
00:18:46Maybe he's married.
00:18:47Or maybe he's fat.
00:18:49And maybe he's sitting on his life video.
00:18:52I don't want any more trouble.
00:18:56Why is Guacamole wizard still not here?
00:18:58Oh, no.
00:18:59We're not here to give you any trouble.
00:19:00We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a
00:19:03sandwich.
00:19:06Eat it.
00:19:19Help me.
00:19:21So you thought that you could just humiliate me in front of the entire school?
00:19:26You're a maid's daughter, so you can go ahead and eat trash.
00:19:30Guacamole wizard, where are you?
00:19:32Oh, and by the way, Nicole's not going to come save you.
00:19:35Because after all, he's rich.
00:19:37Like me.
00:19:42I'm nothing like you.
00:19:47Yeah, I'm nothing like you.
00:19:50Cole again?
00:19:51Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:54Pick it up.
00:19:56Cole, we were kidding.
00:19:57It's ketchup.
00:19:58Pick that bloody thing up.
00:20:04Pick that juice.
00:20:04I'm scared, you're going to record this.
00:20:13Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hallie anymore?
00:20:15Don't think you have leverage here.
00:20:17Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are.
00:20:19You're going to hold that thing next to your face and do what I say.
00:20:25I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:30I will leave Hailey alone.
00:20:35Got it?
00:20:36Yeah.
00:20:36Let's go.
00:20:38What are you looking at?
00:20:42Got it?
00:20:43Let's go.
00:20:52Uh, thank you.
00:20:54Wow.
00:20:56Never thought I'd hear you say that.
00:21:00Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:02I just...
00:21:04I happen to see you.
00:21:06Were you waiting on someone?
00:21:08Yeah.
00:21:09My boyfriend, actually.
00:21:13Well, he...
00:21:14He kind of stood me up, so...
00:21:16Maybe you didn't do it on purpose.
00:21:20Maybe you got to do it nice today.
00:21:22Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:26You thought we were enemies.
00:21:28I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though, so...
00:21:31Why that annoying?
00:21:32Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers.
00:21:35Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole Edna?
00:21:37Because it's not going to work.
00:21:38I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses.
00:21:46How'd that online boyfriend rears make you fall for her?
00:21:52He...
00:21:53He makes me feel safe.
00:21:56You wouldn't understand it, though.
00:22:02You don't understand better than you think.
00:22:05Cole understands me better than I think.
00:22:10Does he...
00:22:11Let you touch him like this?
00:22:22If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see.
00:22:26No, my...
00:22:28My boyfriend has way better abs than you do.
00:22:33In the game.
00:22:35Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:43Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:49Are you a little slow in the game, too?
00:22:52I can see why he likes you.
00:22:55Oh, yeah.
00:23:01Oh, yeah.
00:23:07I love my boyfriend.
00:23:08And you will never understand that.
00:23:10He's...
00:23:10Smart, and he's kind, and...
00:23:13He loves me for who I am.
00:23:16That is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us.
00:23:20I wish I could just tell her right now.
00:23:30Wait, it couldn't be.
00:23:33Cole, what was that notification on your phone?
00:23:39There's nothing.
00:23:40Cole, who are you?
00:23:44What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:46It was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed.
00:23:50Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:54You live such a tough life.
00:24:00What was I thinking?
00:24:01We are from two different worlds.
00:24:03He just wants to play with me.
00:24:05But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:12Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:14I got into a car accident.
00:24:16Really?
00:24:17Are you okay?
00:24:18You have to keep me in the hospital till prom.
00:24:20He was right.
00:24:21Who?
00:24:22Nobody.
00:24:23Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:24I want to come visit you.
00:24:26No, no, you can't.
00:24:27I look miserable now.
00:24:28You need to see me in style.
00:24:30Fine, if you say so.
00:24:33So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:35Hell yeah, we are.
00:24:41Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:44Whoever needs a charity case?
00:24:46Whoever needs a charity case.
00:25:00Oh, you.
00:25:03Oh, me.
00:25:04Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Why is she so lucky?
00:25:06Cole's never been this way with any other girl.
00:25:09People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:12I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner.
00:25:14Because you don't do any homework.
00:25:21You finished it?
00:25:23It's okay.
00:25:24We'll get to know each other more.
00:25:25I'm not that curious about you, actually.
00:25:27I'm curious about you, though.
00:25:29Like, uh, how close were you with your mom?
00:25:33What is he trying to do?
00:25:35It's none of your business, but I'm very close with my mom.
00:25:38I'd kill anyone who hurts her.
00:25:42Does Colt genuinely want to know me?
00:25:54So, are you going to prom?
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:56I don't know.
00:25:57I don't know.
00:25:58So you have a date?
00:26:00Or shall I say victim?
00:26:02Are you jealous of me?
00:26:04Me?
00:26:05Jealous?
00:26:06No.
00:26:06Why would I be jealous?
00:26:07Oh, because I think you so secretly want me.
00:26:10You are so full of yourself.
00:26:12You can do this on your own.
00:26:13Yeah.
00:26:16No way.
00:26:18It's a self-locking door.
00:26:19Really?
00:26:21Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour.
00:26:22I'm sure it'll be fine.
00:26:23I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:25Okay.
00:26:26Sorry.
00:26:26Am I that bad?
00:26:28I think maybe we can pick up where we left off.
00:26:31Don't worry.
00:26:32Maybe try something new.
00:26:33Mm-mm.
00:26:34We're keeping our distance this time, actually.
00:26:36Yeah.
00:26:46That was my first kiss.
00:26:50My first kiss was not supposed to go like that.
00:26:52It was supposed to be special at prom and not just bumping lips.
00:27:07You're really good at this.
00:27:09Why did I want you to regret it?
00:27:11You know, we can do more if you want.
00:27:19Yeah.
00:27:29I think I've been wanting back a lot more than you think.
00:27:32So you want me.
00:27:36I think you know much I want you.
00:27:42Do you want me?
00:27:44I want you.
00:27:50Oh shit!
00:27:54Anyone in here?
00:27:58Oh my god, how long have you two been in here?
00:28:00I really need to change this lock. Are you two okay?
00:28:04Yeah, yeah we're good.
00:28:06I think so.
00:28:06We're all good.
00:28:14Are you just going to pretend like that didn't happen?
00:28:17What didn't happen?
00:28:18Hey, wait.
00:28:19It's just hormones.
00:28:22Jake, can you still play after your accident?
00:28:25Relax, I'm not dead.
00:28:26Wait, car accident? Guacamole wizard?
00:28:34I gotta go.
00:28:43Guacamole wizard?
00:28:44Huh?
00:28:47Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:49Do I know you?
00:28:50Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:53Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:55Or he heard something about Cole?
00:28:58You're crushing your soda can.
00:29:01She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers.
00:29:03She was in a real car accident.
00:29:05According to you, so is guacamole wizard.
00:29:07I can't do this anymore.
00:29:09Cole, wait.
00:29:12Oh shit.
00:29:17What's up guys?
00:29:18Um, we were just chatting.
00:29:21Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls?
00:29:24Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:28Hey!
00:29:28I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks.
00:29:31They're your favorite, right?
00:29:35How did you know that?
00:29:37Tough day, huh?
00:29:38There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria.
00:29:40They're my favorite.
00:29:42He couldn't be Cole.
00:29:44Could he?
00:29:50The truth is, um...
00:29:51A dickhead?
00:29:54What'd you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:55You came to my table, bro, and knocked my ball away.
00:30:05There it goes again.
00:30:06Cole is jealous.
00:30:08We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:09We don't have a problem.
00:30:11We don't have a problem.
00:30:13Right?
00:30:14Tell Cole to get my ball, and we don't have a problem.
00:30:17Jake, it would take me forever to find one of your balls.
00:30:22I have the ball now.
00:30:23Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:27Cole and Jake are fighting over Hailey?
00:30:30Maybe I can use that.
00:30:34Jake!
00:30:35Hey!
00:30:36What if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:40Wait, seriously?
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:41Just one little catch.
00:30:43You have to pretend to like Hailey Roth.
00:30:47All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports.
00:30:51If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk.
00:30:54I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole.
00:30:58But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end.
00:31:02You've literally been staring for five minutes.
00:31:04I'm thinking.
00:31:04About the report or about him?
00:31:06Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:08We literally made out of a sojourn.
00:31:11Maybe I've known Jake longer.
00:31:13No, you don't.
00:31:14How do you know that?
00:31:15You're going to prom with someone else.
00:31:17Stop acting like you're serious about me.
00:31:19You have no idea.
00:31:25Oh my god, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:41Hailey, someone's here to see you.
00:31:54Are you asking me to prom?
00:31:57Too cheesy?
00:31:58No, it's cute.
00:32:01The accident?
00:32:02The mozzarella sticks?
00:32:03He is Guacamole Wizard.
00:32:05So, um, what do you think?
00:32:08You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:10I...
00:32:11I should feel happy.
00:32:12But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:16Hey, can we not?
00:32:22Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:25My problem here, dude, is that me and my lab partner have work to do.
00:32:28And you're out here to strike me with bad puns.
00:32:30Wow.
00:32:32That is some weak shit, man.
00:32:34Oh.
00:32:35That's weak shit?
00:32:36Is this weak shit?
00:32:39Oh my god.
00:32:48Wow.
00:32:49He's got really good stuff.
00:32:49Really pretty eyes.
00:32:56Wait, I can't.
00:32:57Cole, put me down.
00:32:58Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:32:59Put me down.
00:33:02Don't do that again.
00:33:15New couple alert.
00:33:18Fuck off, Jen.
00:33:19Why do you hate me so much, Cole?
00:33:21You and I, we're not that different.
00:33:22And if you'd realize and give me a chance, I think that we would make a great match.
00:33:26Like, say, if you asked me to prom.
00:33:30I might say yes.
00:33:33Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom with me?
00:33:40We're both hot and we're both rich.
00:33:42And our dads have been in business, like, forever.
00:33:45So.
00:33:46How romantic.
00:33:48I think I'll pass.
00:33:50You're going to regret this, Cole Edmonds.
00:33:54Oh, here they come.
00:33:57If I message Corkamole Wizard, I wonder if Jake's phone will ding.
00:34:03What should we wear to prom?
00:34:05And the dance list.
00:34:09Yeah.
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:15Oh, I'll talk to you later.
00:34:16I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:18Okay, yeah, I'll see you later.
00:34:18Bye.
00:34:20He's so different.
00:34:22Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:26Haley?
00:34:36Geez.
00:34:37God.
00:34:43Here, I'll get it.
00:34:44There you go.
00:34:49Oh.
00:34:50You're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:52I don't care.
00:34:53I do care.
00:34:56Here we are.
00:35:13Don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:15I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me.
00:35:17He doesn't even know you.
00:35:19And you do?
00:35:20How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:22That's something I've only ever talked about.
00:35:24Because I pay attention to what you like.
00:35:28I noticed it at lunch.
00:35:30The first day.
00:35:32You were watching me?
00:35:34Just...
00:35:34Just don't go to prom and shake.
00:35:50Move!
00:35:52Cole is talking to Haley.
00:35:54Again.
00:35:54Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake.
00:35:58Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you.
00:36:00Obviously I do.
00:36:01Okay.
00:36:02Then break them up, idiot.
00:36:05Um...
00:36:05What do I do?
00:36:07I've got a few ideas.
00:36:13Hey, look.
00:36:16Someone will take you to prom.
00:36:17Alright, I promise.
00:36:18Yeah?
00:36:19Really, like who?
00:36:20I mean, the whole school hates me.
00:36:21Except for Jake.
00:36:24And you.
00:36:25But you're not asking me.
00:36:28Hey.
00:36:29Oh, hey Jake.
00:36:31Hey Hal, um...
00:36:32I just wanted to thank you again for...
00:36:34The other night.
00:36:37The other night?
00:36:38Yeah, it was...
00:36:40So...
00:36:42Sexy.
00:36:43You're so sexy.
00:36:45Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:48Uh...
00:36:49I hate to break it to you asshole, but she's my prom date.
00:36:56And she's a real tiger in the peck room.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01Oh shit!
00:37:02Oh shit!
00:37:15Oh my god!
00:37:19Stop!
00:37:20Guys!
00:37:21Stop it!
00:37:21Stop!
00:37:22Stop!
00:37:23What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:27Shit!
00:37:28It's Principal Stevens.
00:37:29I've got to save Cole.
00:37:30I mean, Jake.
00:37:31I've got to save Jake.
00:37:36Oh!
00:37:38Oh my god!
00:37:39Principal Stevens!
00:37:40I'm so sorry!
00:37:42Hayley Rock!
00:37:43That's detention.
00:37:45After school.
00:37:46Don't be late.
00:38:02COOL!
00:38:03What are you doing here?
00:38:05Can we keep it company?
00:38:07It's the least I could do if you saved my ass today.
00:38:11The locker thing, that was an accident.
00:38:14Oh, sure.
00:38:17So, uh, you and Jake, huh?
00:38:21No.
00:38:23He lied about that.
00:38:24I don't know why, though.
00:38:26Good.
00:38:28I thought of that asshole every time he looks at you
00:38:31makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:33Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:36I could kill him.
00:38:40Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:45Okay, fine. I won't.
00:38:49Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:54Okay, everyone, let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:04Oh, my God, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:19Oops!
00:39:25Sorry!
00:39:26I tripped.
00:39:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:29Jet!
00:39:30What?
00:39:30It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:36They're dead.
00:39:37They're both dead.
00:39:39Oh.
00:39:40How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:45Oh.
00:39:46What are you...
00:39:47Are you almost crying?
00:39:49It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:53Jen!
00:39:54What's going on over there?
00:40:05What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:09Mrs. Gorman's burning!
00:40:10Mr. Edmonds!
00:40:11Oh, please.
00:40:12It's baking soda and water.
00:40:13You're fine.
00:40:14Detention.
00:40:15Today.
00:40:16After school.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:29Jake, hey.
00:40:31Oh, uh, sorry.
00:40:32Gotta get to student council.
00:40:36Hey, you didn't even try the rice drink.
00:40:39The rice drink?
00:40:42Yeah.
00:40:44You don't know about the...
00:40:47Come on.
00:41:00Hey!
00:41:01Um, Ella.
00:41:03It's Emma.
00:41:05Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:06Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:16Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:19We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:23No, it's not just the phone or the laptop.
00:41:25It means...
00:41:26It means I can't...
00:41:28Can't what?
00:41:31I talked to a friend online.
00:41:34He's really important to me.
00:41:39And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:51You know, Cole, if you look past all that hair gel and...
00:41:56Big ol' ego and rich kid bravron.
00:41:59Okay, okay.
00:42:00I get it.
00:42:04You're kinda sweet.
00:42:09Hey, look at that.
00:42:12Oh my God!
00:42:13Thank you!
00:42:15Oh my God!
00:42:17You're a miracle worker.
00:42:24Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:26You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:28Shut up, Ella.
00:42:29It's Emma.
00:42:31Whatever.
00:42:37Oh my God.
00:42:41Oh.
00:42:45Oh!
00:42:46Morning, belly whore!
00:42:48How are things in the castle?
00:42:51How are things in the castle?
00:42:54Valley whore?
00:42:56What are they talking about?
00:43:12Guacamole wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:15Guacamole wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:20Oh my God, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:23Touch me, guacamole wizard.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Hey, valley whore.
00:43:28Show him what you really like.
00:43:47Here you go.
00:43:49Here, this is for you.
00:43:54Oh!
00:43:55Do you like what I've done with the place?
00:43:56You hacked my laptop?
00:43:59Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:00It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:02But I definitely got to reap the benefits.
00:44:04What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:07What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:09No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:11Hey everyone!
00:44:11I think valley whore's a cat fin.
00:44:15Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:43Stop it!
00:44:44Stop!
00:44:45Stop!
00:44:48I thought I'd tip the janitor some time.
00:44:53Jane!
00:44:54Hey!
00:44:57Now's the time.
00:44:58Tell them.
00:44:59Tell them what?
00:45:00That you're guacamole wizard.
00:45:03Who's guacamole wizard?
00:45:07Here you go.
00:45:10Oh my god.
00:45:11Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:14Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:18What?
00:45:19Why would you do that?
00:45:20Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:21Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:24Jake, is this true?
00:45:26Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:30Sorry.
00:45:31It was nothing personal?
00:45:33No.
00:45:38Yeah, nothing personal, huh?
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:42Oh!
00:45:44Oh!
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:46All right, all right, all right!
00:45:48Enough!
00:45:49What in the world is going on here?
00:45:51Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:53That's all him!
00:45:54Okay, well you both have detention, so...
00:46:01Let me get this straight.
00:46:02You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:06It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:08It was Jen's cyber boy spreadsheets.
00:46:10Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:13Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:15You think that's what it could be?
00:46:17Who cares?
00:46:18I care.
00:46:20And...
00:46:20I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:23So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:24What?
00:46:25Not over my dead body.
00:46:27Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:30I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:31No, no, please don't.
00:46:33Please.
00:46:34Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:36Max's dad called.
00:46:37He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:39You're gonna go.
00:46:40And you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:42End of discussion.
00:46:49Come on, you big coward.
00:46:51Message him.
00:46:52Just do it.
00:46:53Just do it.
00:46:56You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:05I could never think that.
00:47:12But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:14Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:15I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:22I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:24If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38You got this Haley.
00:47:40Just take a deep breath.
00:47:42You got this.
00:47:43You got this.
00:47:45You got this.
00:47:47You look beautiful.
00:47:51Thank you, mom.
00:48:10Hey Haley.
00:48:11I'm glad you came.
00:48:13You look so pretty.
00:48:14Hi.
00:48:15Hey Max.
00:48:16Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:18I mean...
00:48:18Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:20You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:22They don't care about shit.
00:48:23Get drunk, girl.
00:48:24Woo!
00:48:27Good job.
00:48:38What are you doing here?
00:48:40Valley whore.
00:48:42Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:45Hey everyone, let's give it up for valley whore.
00:48:48Valley whore!
00:48:53Jen, why are you doing this?
00:48:54What have I even done to you?
00:48:55To me?
00:48:56Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:48:59Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:02Those are concerning.
00:49:03Actually, I kind of look a bit of a perv.
00:49:06Did you know that?
00:49:07Haley?
00:49:08She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:10Pervy princess!
00:49:13Pervy princess!
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:16Pervy princess!
00:49:18Pervy princess!
00:49:18Hey.
00:49:19Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:21Leave me alone.
00:49:23Is there a fire?
00:49:25Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:33Let's go!
00:49:42Pervy princess!
00:50:17are you him would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend okay cole is not
00:50:24him anyways we are going to the prom together no i'm not yes you are it's okay you can be
00:50:31honest
00:50:32about your feelings so you too this whole time oh my god i am such an idiot hey wait
00:50:48please at least take my jackets you know if you really wanted to humiliate me you didn't have to
00:50:53go to the extra effort jen was doing just fine i wasn't trying to humiliate you then what were
00:50:57you're trying to do i guess you obviously the what clothes were just an added bonus i knew i
00:51:03shouldn't trusted you what about guacamole was it what are you
00:51:17who is that just the devil get in the car
00:51:26i'm not going to ask you again cole get in the car thank you just act normal for once and
00:51:31please
00:51:31introduce yourself to hayley i already assumed that's who this was i'm a servant so you're the
00:51:39scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining cole's life well i've got news for you young lady my son
00:51:46is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family and that's not you you will be forgotten
00:51:53you're a maid's daughter and your mom works for me stay away from him or i swear to god your
00:52:01mother
00:52:01is fire dad stop don't you touch my family i'll stay away come on you don't mean that
00:52:12i hate everything you stand for i hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what
00:52:19you think a good person looks like i hate everything about you i hate all of it i don't want
00:52:25any part
00:52:26of it so cole go with your dad hayley
00:52:40no laptop and no phone for a week ever since mom died you've turned into this cold patriarch
00:52:46hayley not that's real love why do you have to make me so miserable i promised your mother i would
00:52:51make you a success son even if it meant saving you from yourself
00:53:03hi hayley i'm emma i know you are right i just felt kind of bad that i accidentally helped and
00:53:11ruin
00:53:11your life so i wanted to return your laptop to you goodness new oh wow thanks emma okay bye
00:53:28one down one to go you're so cool i know emma want to go to prom why not let's get
00:53:38these lovebirds together
00:53:44hi mr edmund hi max and max's friend sorry we weren't expecting you cole's grounded
00:53:51oh he is but it was his 18th birthday today what can i say max actions have consequences
00:54:00birthday or no cole is grounded well that really sucks because he's uh also the president of the prom
00:54:08committee we were supposed to review budgets today cole my son cole reviewing budgets he's never
00:54:16reviewed a budget a day in his life well mr edmunds today could be that day and we just have
00:54:20to give
00:54:20him back this school sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important and very respectable
00:54:25budgetary work
00:54:35go away
00:54:39max what what are you guys doing here happy birthday cole i brought you my laptop and logged into your
00:54:46castle claimers account just get it back to me by tomorrow what what's going on dude it's your 18th
00:54:52birthday you can tell hayley who you are now you can be together just log into this stupid game and
00:54:57tell the girl who you love who you really are no i'll tell her myself stick me in your car
00:55:10come on the wizard mom i'm fine i just need some time alone
00:55:25open the door wait what he's here
00:55:37open the door
00:55:37it's you i should give you this to you a long time ago
00:55:43hayley i wanted to tell you who i was from the very beginning
00:55:46my dad threatened to follow your mom and i had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:51i was
00:55:51i got my inheritance and i can protect you and your family so you don't have to choose
00:56:08you know what i understand if this changes things if you don't love me the way you
00:56:15you live guacamole wizard but but look i need you to know i love you
00:56:32cool i love you
00:56:34you do yes you idiot i've loved you for months i mean this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing
00:56:43though because i had to be loyal to him and but you're him you didn't expect her i i mean
00:56:51i i always
00:56:53hoped it was you until you hoped yes i hoped it was you you were always there for me
00:57:03you're right now you're really fucking hot
00:57:11hey uh one of those things i said we could do
00:57:16you never go
00:57:20i'll take my clothes off
00:57:22i'm getting there don't worry
00:57:26i'm so real you
00:57:45okay so what do you think 10 out of 10. yeah yeah we'll do again
00:57:52i'll get sex for sex with me specifically i've only ever had sex with you specifically
00:57:57all right all right that's fair i'll uh i'll take that as a one
00:58:07what is my life now am i being nice to cole eggnance
00:58:11oh god no i i fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly no i'll just i'm just lost
00:58:18behind it
00:58:20there's always been lost behind it i'll ask you in a minute no more
00:58:23stop it
00:58:26um
00:58:28same
00:58:29isn't promenade
00:58:31i think you know if it's prom or not
00:58:34okay
00:58:35but the real question is do you got a date
00:58:40cole are you asking me to prom
00:58:42oh i would have asked you earlier but jay kind of gave me to the show oh god please don't
00:58:47mention
00:58:47his name again i don't want to hear it
00:58:49yeah you don't have to ask me twice
00:58:51but i don't even have a dress
00:58:54later
00:58:58i just slept with cole edmonds and i'm in love with cole edmonds who would have guessed
00:59:07i thought i'm only the best for my princess
00:59:11where did you get that
00:59:14i might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you
00:59:19might have wanted to go to prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear
00:59:24of course i'll go to prom with you
00:59:31mr edmonds i didn't expect you to be here
00:59:34cole are you here cole are you here
00:59:40you can't just barge into my house like this
00:59:43i see you cole you are a big problem
01:00:01hey uh you almost done in there
01:00:04you try changing into an evening gown and a bunch of thorny bushes
01:00:09okay i'm ready
01:00:22what do you think
01:00:26my god hayley you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
01:00:32uh-uh-uh i just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick you're not messing it up
01:00:37for at
01:00:37least 20 minutes 20 more minutes
01:00:45thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes i hear we have a winner
01:00:53and your 2026 prom queen is
01:01:00thank you guys so much seriously this makes the world to me but i mean like who else would win
01:01:10right oh this is just the perfect moment
01:01:18oh my god that's hayley and cole it was fine
01:01:23it's very so bad
01:01:27hey uh most time that's up no but who cares
01:01:35hell yeah
01:01:42i am the queen okay she's just a little pervy princess come on everyone say it with me
01:01:48pervy princess pervy princess pervy princess
01:01:57wait wait wait wait what are those those are texts between me and my dad
01:02:02make cole edmunds fall in love with you his dad's month is essential to funding my campaign
01:02:08don't worry daddy if i can't have him no one can i'm gonna destroy hayley rott's life is this real
01:02:18jen's crazy
01:02:20who did this who did this
01:02:25what you exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think i was gonna hack your phone
01:02:30you little skit you know jen as the principal i'm supposed to remain impartial and above
01:02:38all of this petty drama but quite frankly you are the worst and i think it's time that you are
01:02:47expelled
01:02:48from edmunds academy you can't do that i'm the principal so uh yes i can
01:02:58oh my god
01:03:00there was no winter chick you lied to me
01:03:05oh my god
01:03:20as a crime now all i need is my handsome prince oh yeah no can do all i have to
01:03:27offer
01:03:28is a lowly knight with a chip on his shoulder and a awesome sense of humor
01:03:33oh how can i refuse
01:03:40no that's my dad
01:03:45we are going home right now you disobeyed me for the last time boy yeah i'm not a boy dad
01:03:52you talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name
01:03:57yet you can't see i've already become that man
01:04:00and it's because of hayley and you can accept that i'll make my own path and best believe me i
01:04:06can
01:04:08i'll say this it's the most backbone i've ever seen in you cole
01:04:15enjoy pro
01:04:22i am so proud of you
01:04:26i kind of done with all you being by my son that was terrifying
01:04:31it's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before well so
01:04:35i love you i love you guacamole wizard
01:04:39oh my god i gotta change that username yeah you do
01:04:43you
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