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00:11I tried to call her four times this morning, three times last night.
00:14Yeah, she probably just had an early night.
00:16No, she's burying her head in the sand because she's trying to pretend that everything's okay when it's not.
00:30Why didn't you tell me?
00:32We're supposed to be best friends, right?
00:35What?
00:38One bap, brown sauce, nothing else.
00:42It's your new guilty pleasure, right?
00:44I mean, you told Harry yesterday at the cafe.
00:46Oh, yeah, I forgot.
00:47Yeah, well, enjoy it.
00:49Although I don't really know how you can.
00:51Oh.
00:55Oh, hey.
00:56Hi.
00:56Penny, visitors.
01:00All right?
01:01All right?
01:01Sweet.
01:03Harry?
01:05Yeah.
01:07Okay.
01:11See you later.
01:12See you later.
01:12Goodbye.
01:18Oh, this is great, about having a servant.
01:32What?
01:34Do not tell me that something has happened.
01:37Again.
01:38What do you mean?
01:39He took one look at you, Vic.
01:41Turned town and ran.
01:42He took one look at you, you mean, you ugly old lump.
01:49No, nothing like that, no.
01:51So, something, then.
01:56So, we've been talking and, you know, just trying to figure out what it is you're going
02:00to do.
02:00Yeah, join the club.
02:02We need details.
02:04Right, so you and Harry, you said it was a one-time thing, yeah?
02:08Mm-hmm.
02:10So, the date?
02:11The date that it happened?
02:15Um, we got together just before he went into detox.
02:19A day before?
02:19A week before?
02:20Two weeks before what?
02:21The day of.
02:24He was in a bad way.
02:25Um, we talked for ages and then, you know, one thing led to another.
02:32But we used protection.
02:33Okay, and then a few weeks later, me and Vinny got together.
02:36It was New Year's.
02:37We didn't use anything.
02:39Yeah, I know, but obviously, I'm going to think it's his.
02:42Well, it still could be.
02:44Not if the scan's right.
02:45Yeah, well, maybe it ain't.
02:46No, the hospitals, they do scans like this every single day.
02:49Oh, this is going to kill Vinny.
02:51Yeah, only if he finds out.
02:52No, she cannot keep something like this from him.
02:54Why not?
02:55If you do, it's going to be so much worse when he does find out.
02:58Why does he have to find out at all?
03:00Because Harry is white and Vinny is not Oscar, yes?
03:03No, that doesn't mean anything, all right?
03:04Mixed-heritage babies can take off the mum or the dad.
03:08I can't believe I'm hearing this.
03:09Okay, if Penny says anything, it's bye-bye to the shop.
03:11You hear that?
03:12Me and Vinny are much more important than some shop.
03:14Look, you could say all of this to Vinny.
03:15He does a runner and the kid could still be his anyway.
03:20Right, but there's only one thing you can do.
03:22You've got to take a paternity test.
03:24And if you do that and the kid does turn out to be Harry's, then what?
03:27You and him are going to get together?
03:28I told you that was a one-off.
03:30And now he's doing your best mate.
03:32So, what is it that you're suggesting?
03:34Because Harry's happy and Vinny's happy, we should just leave it how it is.
03:40Exactly.
03:44Look, I know it sounds bad, but it just seemed like the perfect solution.
03:48To what?
03:49The end of you and Ross?
03:53Zach wants to be close to Barney, and this way he can.
03:55And this way you get to stay close to Zach as well, don't you?
03:58Who?
04:00Believe me, I have put it behind me and so has he.
04:04Neither of us wants to go back there.
04:06So what?
04:07This is just about you wanting a housemate, is it?
04:10Obviously I care about him.
04:12Plus, it's what Sharon would want.
04:14But Zach said no.
04:15Yeah, pretty much, yeah.
04:17I guess pretty boy ain't as dumb as he looks.
04:20But Vic, think about it, OK?
04:23You cheat on Ross with some guy,
04:25and then you move that guy into the house that you live in with Ross.
04:29Believe me, that ship has sailed.
04:32I don't think so.
04:39I need more coffee.
04:41This is what I need.
04:42It's very lovely.
04:44That's because it's fresh.
04:45I made it for honey.
04:47I'm taking it across in a minute.
04:48I only want to look slow.
04:50Plenty of water in the kettle.
04:52I don't want a bit too.
04:53Bread's next to the kettle.
05:03Deep.
05:04No boy's clean, innit?
05:06Ah, we ain't over for another five minutes, babe.
05:09I thought I'd get a coffee before I start.
05:11Where then?
05:12Where is it?
05:13Finished it.
05:15Oh.
05:16That's a bit thirsty.
05:19So, how long were you actually out there, and what's in the bag?
05:23Oh, well, it's my stuff.
05:24It's secondhand, so I've got cutting scissors, thinning scissors,
05:27carbon comb and brushes,
05:29sectioning clips, and...
05:31Oh, yeah, a curling wand and a sectioning net.
05:33Oh, that's lovely.
05:34Right, so we've got some equipment for you, too.
05:36Oh!
05:37Yeah.
05:38Yes, yes, the one absolute essential piece of kit
05:42for every new trainee.
05:45No Nepo babies here, Josh.
05:47They all need sweeping up, so...
05:49As you were.
05:50Yeah.
05:50Mocker.
05:52Oh, good.
06:02I was the same with Vinny.
06:05Snipping off to the loo every five minutes,
06:07just like you and the Vic.
06:08Yes.
06:09Yeah, look, I'd been thinking...
06:12Um, well, we were talking.
06:15Yeah.
06:16And, um, I think...
06:19I may have been a little harsh about the shop.
06:23OK, we're not.
06:25Just, you know, seeing that scan yesterday, I...
06:30Maybe I'm going soft, eh?
06:32But, you know, we are talking about my grandchild here,
06:34so can we talk?
06:36Uh, yeah, I've just got a lot going on, so...
06:39Yeah, this is important.
06:40I have a mountain of, um, work to get on with, so...
06:43Don't seem very busy to me.
06:46Listen, Penny, I just want to see how we can make it work.
06:49It can't.
06:50Oh, you were right...
06:51You were right from the start, so...
06:52Penny!
06:53Um, yeah, forget about it.
06:54Forget the what?
06:55Forget the shop.
06:56Forget everything.
06:56Oh!
07:02OK.
07:05Is that the lot, then?
07:06Yeah.
07:07I mean, if there's anything else,
07:08I can always come back later and get it.
07:11This Hackney, yeah?
07:12That's where you'll be with your mate?
07:13Won't be for long, no, mate.
07:14Like I said,
07:15I'll be back on my feet before you know it.
07:20Ron.
07:24I won't let you down much longer, you know?
07:26You haven't let me down at all.
07:28You've been there for me when I needed you.
07:29You should have been there longer, though, shouldn't I?
07:31You still are, ain't you?
07:33Of course I am.
07:35And it's not like Hackney's the other side of the world.
07:38You ain't even the other side of London.
07:39That's not the same, is it?
07:40Not seeing you every day.
07:41Yeah, I know, but...
07:43That's the only thing that's gonna change, though.
07:45Nothing else, right?
07:47Nothing else.
07:49Someone promise I ain't ever gonna break, yeah?
07:52Come here.
08:05I'll see you soon, yeah?
08:08Yeah.
08:22Zack.
08:23Right.
08:25Look, what you said before,
08:27I think you were probably right.
08:29It's not a good idea.
08:31You'd move in, and...
08:34we'd say nothing would happen.
08:36But it shouldn't have happened in the first place, and it did.
08:40I think maybe a fresh start's good for both of us, eh?
08:44Probably.
08:47What?
08:48Well, you said I was probably right.
08:50Yeah.
08:51But then you're not sure?
08:56Yes.
09:02What was that about?
09:11Penny?
09:13Listen.
09:15About yesterday.
09:16Right?
09:17Up at the hospital.
09:19I really shouldn't have gone.
09:20I don't understand.
09:22Excuse me.
09:22We're talking.
09:23No, what do you mean?
09:23Forget it.
09:24Can you just leave me alone?
09:25No, Penny.
09:26All right?
09:26I'm not having it.
09:27Penny makes this huge pitch for our money,
09:28and sure,
09:29I didn't react the way I should have,
09:30and now I'm here trying to make it right,
09:32and all of a sudden you don't want it, eh?
09:34What was next?
09:35You want the shop?
09:36You don't want it.
09:37You want this baby?
09:38You don't want it.
09:38Is there a problem?
09:39Yeah, that's what I'm trying to find out.
09:40No, I'm not talking to you.
09:41I'm talking to Penny.
09:45Take it from that.
09:45There is.
09:46Okay.
09:46I don't know what you've done to upset her, but...
09:50I haven't done anything.
09:52Hey, it's none of your business.
09:56Well, unless you want to upset me,
09:59which, believe me, you don't.
10:00You'll do as the lady says,
10:03and you'll leave her alone.
10:05Of course, Penny.
10:12For Josh.
10:13Oh, thank you.
10:15I'll see you soon.
10:17Yeah.
10:19Here.
10:20Oh, from your fan over there.
10:22Oh, no.
10:25Bye.
10:25Bye.
10:27Don't let you go to your head, though.
10:28Keep sweeping.
10:31So.
10:33I heard about yesterday.
10:36With your new little drinking buddy, Patrick.
10:40Yeah.
10:42Has he decided yet?
10:45Uh, his statement for the prosecution.
10:47Oh, about Jasmine.
10:49He's been thinking about it a lot, though,
10:51and been playing on your mind, too, yeah?
10:55I just don't buy it.
10:57Okay, we...
10:58ain't seen each other in years,
11:00but whenever we were out playing,
11:02she was always the first to step in
11:04if anyone got hurt.
11:06Now they're saying...
11:07she killed someone in cold blood.
11:11Patrick don't know what to make of it, either.
11:14You know?
11:15He had another son.
11:16Isaac.
11:17Paul?
11:19Oh.
11:20Yeah.
11:22We'll ask anyone round here,
11:24and they'll say he had problems, too.
11:26But most of them were because
11:28people didn't give him a break.
11:30Give a dog a bad name and all that, yeah.
11:33Maybe it's the same with Jasmine.
11:34I don't know much about her,
11:36but the more I find out,
11:38it's like the more there is to know.
11:40Hmm.
11:42Pandora's box.
11:44Open it.
11:45All sorts come flying out.
11:53He's been having problems for weeks.
11:55I think he's just been
11:57burying his head in the sand,
11:59hoping something will come up.
12:01It's a poor fella.
12:03Leave it out.
12:04I'm turning things round here.
12:05I know.
12:07Well, hopefully he will, too.
12:10But you're not so sure.
12:12He's getting chucked out of his flat any minute.
12:14Barney's already moved back with his mum.
12:17I just keep thinking about
12:18how Sharon would feel.
12:19She would be gutted.
12:22You and Sharon are sisters.
12:24That makes him family, too.
12:27There's room with us, you know?
12:31It's a no, boss.
12:32Well, it could be the perfect solution.
12:33Yeah, I suggested it myself,
12:35but he ain't no charity case,
12:38that's what he said.
12:39Well, I'll get that.
12:41Sometimes you feel like your prize
12:43is the only thing you've got left.
12:44Call please.
12:45It's a shame, though.
12:46It would have been nice to have a bit of Malcolm.
12:47You around the house?
12:50Cheers.
12:51Come in.
12:55Look, er...
12:56Yesterday, I think I was a bit of a cow.
13:00Really?
13:01Do you think?
13:02You don't take any prisoners, do you?
13:05Everything okay, though?
13:08Yeah.
13:10Everything all right with you?
13:12The scan?
13:13I mean, everything is it should be.
13:16Yeah, I mean, it's my first time,
13:17so I wouldn't really know what it should be.
13:22Look, they'd have told you
13:23if there were any problems.
13:28That's okay, then.
13:30Yeah.
13:32Chill out.
13:33It's a mocktail.
13:36Penny, you need to relax.
13:38I mean, look at you.
13:39Yeah.
13:40You wound up tighter than a spring.
13:45Yeah, I just, I think it's, um...
13:47It's just, uh, what the sonographer said.
13:50Makes it all seem a bit real.
13:55Scary.
13:56Everyone's so excited, aren't they?
13:58When you tell them that you're pregnant.
13:59And all you are thinking about
14:01is what can go wrong.
14:02You know?
14:05Is the baby going to be okay?
14:10Like you said, it's scary.
14:14So,
14:16is that what Granny Panasol was on about?
14:18Sticking her nose in, was she?
14:20Trying to tell you what's what?
14:21I mean, look, I don't blame her.
14:23If Harry or Barney were having a kid,
14:25I'd probably be exactly the same.
14:27Another nightmare mother-in-law.
14:28Yeah.
14:29I'd go in all guns blazing.
14:33Yeah, that probably was part of it.
14:35I suppose.
14:39What's the other part?
14:42Look, Penny, tell me if I'm being a nosy cow, but...
14:47Was everything really okay with your scan?
14:53Everything with the baby was, um,
14:55was fine.
14:56Just as they expected.
15:00But...
15:08But not everything
15:10was what
15:11I
15:13expected.
15:23But, you know, um,
15:25first time
15:26having a kid,
15:27so I wouldn't really know what to expect anyway.
15:29Would I?
15:38She's not picking up.
15:40What did you say to her?
15:41Nothing.
15:42You didn't open your mouth,
15:43say a single word,
15:44and she just came out with it,
15:45told you to stop the shop.
15:46She was actually being really nice.
15:47I'll trust you to stick up for her.
15:48I said we should talk properly,
15:51work out how to do this.
15:52How to do what?
15:53Sort arrangements.
15:54What's that got to do with you?
15:55Vinny, this is our family's money we're talking about.
15:57No, it is mine.
15:58And I've already told her I'm going to raise it myself, Mum.
16:00You're going to be ridiculous.
16:00Oh, and you were just trying to muscle your way in, weren't you?
16:02Do what you always do,
16:03make everything all about you.
16:04Right, okay.
16:05She does do that,
16:0790% of the time,
16:08but not this time.
16:10Penny
16:10is all over the place right now.
16:12Her hormones are bouncing.
16:14She doesn't need you piling on the pressure.
16:15I didn't pile on any pressure.
16:17All right, Vinny?
16:18Now, I don't know what happened just now,
16:20but it had nothing to do with me,
16:21and it's got nothing to do with her hormones either.
16:29I'll see you later, yeah?
16:30Yeah, all right.
16:32All right?
16:34Are you done?
16:36Penny, she's the last woman she'll be talking to right now.
16:38Yeah, I had no choice.
16:39I had a run-in with Sookie,
16:40Nicola gave her an earful
16:42and then steered me inside for one of her mocktails.
16:45Run-in with Sookie?
16:46Obviously, I didn't tell her.
16:47Oh, yeah.
16:48I just...
16:49I told her that I can't do the shot,
16:51and I can't.
16:52Not while all this is going on.
16:54I didn't tell her why.
16:56I just...
16:56Stop looking at me like that.
16:58OK, OK, OK.
16:59So let me get this straight, yeah?
17:01You're not going to build any sort of future with Vinny.
17:03I'm not going to take his family's money, no.
17:04Even though he'd be a good dad?
17:06Yeah, he'd be a great dad.
17:07And you're not moving on with Harry neither.
17:08Oh, well, there's nothing to move on to with Harry, is there?
17:10And you said it yourself, he's with Gina.
17:12Great, so you can't go one way, you can't go the other way.
17:14It's working out well, isn't it?
17:15Yeah.
17:16Penny, look, this is what I was trying to tell you, yeah?
17:19The scan.
17:20Wiping.
17:21Harry ain't in the picture.
17:23Penny.
17:25We need to speak.
17:27Alone.
17:38Safe to coming.
17:41What?
17:42No, B.
17:43Oh.
17:45Hopped round earlier on, get some coffee.
17:47She practically bit me head off.
17:49Really?
17:50Well, she was fine with me earlier.
17:52Even brought me some toast and coffee.
17:53No, she was weird yesterday, you know.
17:56What have you done?
17:57I ain't done nothing.
17:58Are you sure?
17:59Because you've upset her before.
18:01Well, I haven't done nothing, OK?
18:03I swear.
18:03I've been here.
18:06I've been here.
18:10It's perfect.
18:11Loads of other businesses around, and it's on the busy streets, so they'll be even more
18:14football.
18:14Can you listen?
18:15No.
18:16No, I'm not having it.
18:17I'm not having mum wreck it for us.
18:19Yeah, it's not just your mum.
18:21Too much, too soon.
18:23I get that.
18:24But what's important here?
18:27Me, you, yeah?
18:30This?
18:32But the baby.
18:34His future, her future, whatever.
18:37That's what really matters, isn't it?
18:39Yeah, but what about our future?
18:41We've only been together for, like, five minutes, OK?
18:43And now we are talking about the rest of our lives.
18:46No, I'm talking about the rest of this one's life.
18:50Penny, I...
18:52I don't have a crystal ball.
18:55I don't know whether you're going to wake up in a few months and think,
18:58that Vinny really is a numpty.
19:00But even if you do, even if things don't work out for me and you,
19:06this is a way of making sure there is something here for our baby.
19:12I told you, I just want to make sure I do everything right.
19:16OK, so how are we actually going to afford all of this?
19:20Priya.
19:21She found an old watch that my dad got from his dad.
19:25It's not worth a fortune.
19:26She'll probably have kept to herself.
19:27Why, and it's going to finance all of this?
19:29Already has.
19:31Elise.
19:33Her name's on it.
19:35I'll pay the rest of the deposit.
19:37Six months up front.
19:42Penny, welcome to your new business.
20:02Zach!
20:05Not fit to be Barney's mum.
20:07Do you remember that?
20:09Oh, and what was the other one?
20:11Er, no sort of parent.
20:14Do you remember that one at all?
20:17Now he's back home with me.
20:19Isn't he?
20:21So, er, you may have won that battle,
20:26but it looks like I won the war.
20:30Enjoy yourself.
20:43Are you all right?
20:45Are you all right?
20:50Oh, hiya.
20:51Hi.
20:52Um, Bea, can I just ask you something?
20:55Is there a problem?
20:57Problem?
20:58Yeah, Billy seems to think he's upset you or something.
21:04Oh, he has, hasn't he?
21:06What's he done now?
21:08He hasn't done anything to me.
21:10Well, what's he said then?
21:11He hasn't said anything either.
21:13No, I don't understand.
21:19Is it true that Billy strayed?
21:24Strayed?
21:25You know, with another woman.
21:28Tina somebody.
21:30Well, that was years ago.
21:32I mean, who told you that?
21:34Oh, could he?
21:35Or her?
21:37My ex cheated on me.
21:39I could kill him.
21:40I could kill her.
21:42Well, someone's beaten you to that already, I'm afraid.
21:47Look, it was a bad time, Bea.
21:49Yes, I admit that.
21:51But it's all behind us now.
21:53What?
21:54Forgiven and forgotten.
21:55Yeah.
21:57Forgiven and forgotten.
22:02Did you have to come and meet me?
22:04Oh, no, I was just, um, just in the area.
22:06Mmm, I ain't the new boy in school.
22:08So, how did it go?
22:09Birthday wages.
22:12Here.
22:13Contribution to gas and electric.
22:16Oh, thank you.
22:18And the rest is for me.
22:20Okay, well, my contribution.
22:22First supper tonight.
22:23Oh.
22:24Um, well, there is a great chippy down the road.
22:26Great chippy down the road, it is.
22:27Oh, um, I've been trying to find out a bit more about Jasmine.
22:32And?
22:34Well, not much luck.
22:35Everyone I speak to just seems to say something different.
22:38Yeah, well, I've not seen her since she was eight years old, you know.
22:41Yeah.
22:43I don't really know anyone else you could ask either.
22:56Have you lost your mind?
22:59You said this weren't going to happen, Vic.
23:01You said this.
23:09You said it yourself.
23:11You know, Sharon, she'd already have the kettle on if she was here.
23:15And don't think I was fooled by all that stuff in the cap.
23:17You want this every bit as much as she would.
23:20I saw him in the square.
23:21I told him, if you need a place, he's got one here with us.
23:24Not that he needed much persuading.
23:26See?
23:28Yeah.
23:29At least he's like every time.
23:32What's all that about?
23:33It's celebration time.
23:35Not only have they got a new business venture to look forward to,
23:38but a baby on the way.
23:40Am I jealous?
23:41Me, I've.
23:43There's one way to solve it.
23:44You could make me a grandma.
23:46Not a chance.
23:48Gina made that crystal clear.
23:50What, you've actually talked about it?
23:52I have.
23:53She didn't want to know.
23:54Well, darling, you ain't been together that long.
23:58Longer than Vinny and Penny, though.
24:00Anyway, it wasn't a question of a bad time,
24:02and it was just a bad idea.
24:03She don't want kids.
24:04Not now, you know.
24:06People say that, especially at her age.
24:09Give her a year or so, and she might feel different.
24:11And if she don't, then you've got enough time
24:13to find someone who feels differently.
24:16Yeah, I did.
24:18Her name was Shireen.
24:20Do you remember?
24:23Anyway, since then, I've always been careful.
24:26Sounds like Gina's insisting on it.
24:29Yeah, she wasn't the only one.
24:31What, have you cheated on her already?
24:33Oh, you dirty dog.
24:34No, we're on a break.
24:39It's weird, isn't it?
24:41In another life, that could have been me.
24:44What?
24:45Penny, that was ages ago.
24:48Oh, don't tell me you went back there.
24:50It was just a one-time thing.
24:53Really?
24:54When was this?
24:57The day I went to detox.
25:06I thought we talked about this.
25:08I did.
25:09You were right.
25:09This way we get to be close to Barney.
25:12I'm talking about Barney.
25:14I'm talking about me and you.
25:15Yeah, and you was right about that and all.
25:16Oh, come on.
25:18Nothing's going to happen because we ain't going to let it.
25:22Right?
25:32Abby?
25:34Yeah, okay.
25:35You're right.
25:37I guess I've got nothing to worry about.
25:40Probably just a big baby, that's all.
25:43Oh.
25:45Yeah, me and Vinny, I meant what I said.
25:47I really want this.
25:50And that shot, but like, I can do so much with it.
25:55Say thank you, Uncle Oscar.
25:58Don't push it.
26:00Get another one of those.
26:11So?
26:13You and Harry got it on.
26:16He just told me.
26:18He said it happened just before he went into detox.
26:23I think that's our business.
26:25Don't you?
26:27Not quite what you expected.
26:30The scan.
26:32That's what you said.
26:35Didn't actually say why, though.
26:41Is that Harry's baby?
26:44Hmm?
26:45Of course it's not.
26:47Don't kid her, kid her.
26:50You see, I've put two and two together.
26:53And it don't quite add up to what you're telling everyone.
26:57You're wrong.
26:58Yeah?
26:58Yeah.
26:58Well, maybe I am.
27:01Simple DNA test, it'll clear that up.
27:05You do a test.
27:07You show me the results.
27:12And all this will be cleared up.
27:15Unless, of course, you want me to go and talk to Harry, or your fella.
27:20Eh?
27:22See what they think about all this.
27:26It's up to you.
27:27Pretend it's summer.
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