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Crush Alert! Love Request from My Enemy - FULL EP
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. You like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32What are you gonna tell me who you really are?
00:00:33You know who I really am. I'm Valaqueen33.
00:00:37Such a dumb username.
00:00:39Oh, okay, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41Don't talk to me about dumb usernames.
00:00:43You know, you're lucky you're cute.
00:00:45You don't even know what I look like.
00:00:47Well, I would if you agreed to meet me in person.
00:00:49Or at least a photo.
00:00:52Maybe someday.
00:00:57Crap, I'm late.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:10In the game of castle claimers,
00:01:12I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:15but on my first day at Edmunds Academy,
00:01:18I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it!
00:01:21This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:33At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42No, stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:50It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot!
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:05Oh my god, he's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot!
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans!
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me!
00:02:34Yeah, I broke a lot of hearts by a cop, okay?
00:02:39You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:43You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright, I broke something of yours.
00:02:55Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:08Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:11Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:17I got a hot mess energy.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:22Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken!
00:03:29I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:44every hallway, and every rumor.
00:03:47You need to school your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm going to make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:55Now Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01I just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:13Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come in.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:35I'm Haley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:40We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:42And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come in.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:13Aw, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:15Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:33Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy, you should come to locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44What?
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:48At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is that the online lover?
00:05:51Chill.
00:05:53Chill, please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:57What is it?
00:05:59Oh, Belle Queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:14What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You messed with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:20You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:26What?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:36Valley Queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley Queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl knows that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kinda cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:09What was I thinking?
00:07:10Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hailey.
00:07:19Just keep walking.
00:07:20You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hailey.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:26Hailey.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29You missed the spell on your upper lip right there.
00:07:33What a coincidence!
00:07:35So did you!
00:07:36Oh, no!
00:07:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:43You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her I must have failed an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened, and...
00:08:07I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:10i think it's time we call this what it is and what is this what i think it is is
00:08:17i want to be
00:08:18with you and you want to be with me as more than just friends oh thank god i honestly want
00:08:27that
00:08:27more than anything you're my soulmate like i like you so much okay well since we're dating now um
00:08:33i'm ready to send my photo wait really yeah get ready
00:08:46okay no face just the boobs is it a bad idea but all my online friends said it's cool
00:08:53pg-13 nudes are harmless all the kids do this you'll love it
00:09:02this lighting hates me come on hayley confidence you literally fight dragons online
00:09:13okay yeah that's actually kind of
00:09:20oh my god seriously hello anyone don't look at me
00:09:30don't look at me i'm trying to provide are we i don't think you're supposed to do it like that
00:09:35get out now fine
00:09:38ow damn it
00:09:43come on
00:09:50oh
00:09:55oh
00:09:57oh
00:09:57oh
00:09:58oh
00:10:00oh
00:10:17you're helping me i won't i didn't plan it but here we are
00:10:28excuse you these boobs are for someone else
00:10:30i don't have a boyfriend do we that is shocking
00:10:33yeah actually and he'd probably kill you right now if you saw him flirting with me
00:10:38flirting yeah don't lie to yourself i've got a girlfriend too
00:10:40my thoughts and prayers to her
00:10:41funny
00:10:43okay well can we just pretend this didn't happen and go our separate ways
00:10:47fine by me
00:10:51oh and um
00:10:53well the purple bra by the way
00:10:55i like it in a weird way
00:10:57i'm not even my type but
00:10:59you know power theory
00:11:00i don't know
00:11:01would you just get out of here
00:11:11hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15jen red alert
00:11:16cole and the new girl are for sure flirting i think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23don't be a coward just send it jen
00:11:29oh my god
00:11:31here goes nothing
00:11:40still no response don't freak out he's probably just busy
00:11:48give it back
00:11:48why you don't want me to see your slutty little nude
00:11:52oh this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54honestly it's so good that i think the whole school should see it
00:11:57did you get it lindsey
00:11:58got it
00:12:02what are you doing
00:12:13what are you doing
00:12:17oh my god
00:12:33what's going on
00:12:33dude your enemies nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36what's
00:12:50what's
00:12:51come on
00:12:52let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:56stop delete it please
00:13:09oh my brave knight i wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18oh my god oh cool your enemy's kind of hot since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:25why don't we just go ahead and go full nude
00:13:50my school enemy is my allied girlfriend
00:13:57oh my god
00:14:07you okay give that to me
00:14:20now give the phone back jen what the hell cole
00:14:24i thought you'd be happy
00:14:30how does it feel being exposed to the whole school not good huh now if you don't delete it off
00:14:34your
00:14:34phone i'm exposed what else is fake about you and i know it's not just your purse
00:14:40why are you even defending her she's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:45and he's got more personality than all of you combined and if you mess with her you mess with
00:14:49me you hear me
00:14:56cole is on my side now is he doing this to play with my feelings
00:15:00i just need to be alone hey cole is a rich asshole and he said we were enemies but why
00:15:12did i get
00:15:12butterflies when he looked at me today
00:15:17don't stay up too late honey
00:15:19love you mom
00:15:22wait mom
00:15:26do do people change like can a spoiled brat somehow become nice
00:15:36well maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56tough day huh
00:15:57there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:16:02noted is that all the whole school treats me like i'm their punching bag i'm just trying to
00:16:07bring a little hope to my family and keep my scholarship oh i'm really proud of you and then
00:16:14there's this guy he has this vendetta against me but at the same time he's super contradictory
00:16:19it's so confusing sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23sounds like you're into this guy no i'm not into this guy i like you only you
00:16:34i really liked your photo by the way you did are you gonna reciprocate i was thinking it would
00:16:39be better if we met in person that sounds amazing when with about after school at the balcony i'll
00:16:46bring followers deal
00:16:56i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:07i'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08stop thinking about cole
00:17:17call me father i heard about you harassing jen at school today defending that nobody hayley girl
00:17:24he's not a nobody dad are those for her
00:17:31what the fuck
00:17:35what the fuck i know what hayley is cole her mother works as a maid at my office that whole
00:17:42family is
00:17:42trash stay away from her and what if i say no stay away from hayley cole or i'll fire her
00:17:49mother
00:17:50what if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable i'm almost 18 soon i'll have
00:17:56my
00:17:56inheritance i hate to make hayley wait but she can't know who i am before i make sure her family
00:18:02is safe
00:18:02you're sick it's called watching out for your future
00:18:14oh hi i'm hayley
00:18:16yes
00:18:19so nice to meet you god i'd give anything just to hear her say my name but the moment she
00:18:24knows i lose her forever
00:18:29thank you for the flowers you're so nice
00:18:49i don't want any more trouble
00:18:58why is guacamole wizard still not here oh no we're not here to give you any trouble we just
00:19:03noticed that you didn't have any lunch and so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:11eat it
00:19:22call me
00:19:23so you think that you're going to humiliate me in front of the entire school
00:19:28you're a maid's daughter so you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32guacamole wizard where are you oh and by the way cole's not going to come save you because after
00:19:38all he's rich like me
00:19:44i'm nothing like you
00:19:49yeah i'm nothing like you
00:19:52cole again why is he always here when i need help
00:19:57pick it up cole we were kidding it's ketchup pick that bloody thing up
00:20:06i think you're going to record this
00:20:15didn't your dad tell you not to mess with hayley anymore
00:20:17don't think you have leverage here because i'll tell your mom how
00:20:20fucked up you are you want to hold that thing next to your face and do what i say
00:20:27i will leave hayley alone
00:20:32i will leave hayley alone
00:20:37got it yeah let's go what are you looking at
00:20:45got it let's go
00:20:54uh thank you wow never thought i'd hear you say that
00:21:02why do you keep following me around i just i happen to see you were you waiting on someone yeah
00:21:11my boyfriend actually
00:21:15well he he kind of stood me up so maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:22maybe you gotta do it nice today cole are you being nice to me
00:21:28you thought we were enemies i mean i still find you incredibly annoying though so
00:21:33not that annoying maybe you'll like me once you realize i have layers
00:21:37are you trying to play with my feelings coldness because it's not gonna work
00:21:40i'm like those stupid spoiled heiresses
00:21:48how'd that online boyfriend just make you fall for her
00:21:55he he makes me feel safe
00:21:58you wouldn't understand though
00:22:04i understand better than you think cole understands me better than i think
00:22:11i don't see
00:22:14how you touch on my booth
00:22:25if you keep staring i'm gonna think you like what you see
00:22:28no my my boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:35in the game
00:22:38oh in the game huh
00:22:45why does he have to smell so good
00:22:52are you that slow in the game too
00:22:55i can see why he likes you
00:23:06i can't do this
00:23:09i love my boyfriend and you will never understand that he's smart and he's kind and
00:23:16he loves me for who i am
00:23:18that is so much more important to me than whatever this is between us
00:23:23i wish i could just tell her right now
00:23:33wait it couldn't be
00:23:36cole what was that notification on your phone
00:23:41there's nothing
00:23:43cole who are you
00:23:47what was that notification on your phone
00:23:48it was my dad telling me my car got done getting waxed
00:23:53champagne problems huh
00:23:56you live such a tough life
00:24:02what was i thinking
00:24:04we are from two different worlds
00:24:06he just wants to play with me
00:24:07but why did i want to kiss him so badly
00:24:14why didn't you come to school today
00:24:17i got into a car accident
00:24:18really are you okay you have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23he was right
00:24:23who nobody
00:24:25which hospital are you staying at i want to come visit you
00:24:28no no you can't i look miserable now
00:24:31you need to see me in style
00:24:33fine if you say so
00:24:35so are we going to prom together
00:24:38oh yeah we are
00:24:44why would anyone want to sit next to her
00:24:46whoever needs a charity case
00:24:48i want to sit next to her
00:25:04oh you oh me
00:25:06why is she so lucky cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12people think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14i'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner because you don't do any homework
00:25:23you finished it
00:25:25it's okay
00:25:27we'll get to know each other more
00:25:28i'm not that curious about you actually
00:25:29i'm curious about you though
00:25:32like uh how close are you with your mom
00:25:35what is he trying to do
00:25:37it's none of your business but i'm very close with my mom
00:25:40i'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:45does colt genuinely want to know me
00:25:56so are you going to prom
00:25:58yeah i do well i don't know
00:26:01so you have a date
00:26:03or shall i say victim
00:26:05are you jealous of me yeah
00:26:06me jealous no why would i be jealous oh because i think you so secretly want me you are so
00:26:13full of yourself you can do this on your own yeah
00:26:19no way it's a self-locking door really miss gorman's gonna be back in an hour i'm sure you'll be
00:26:25fine i'm stuck here with you for a full hour
00:26:28i'm not sorry am i that bad i think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:33don't worry maybe trust me too
00:26:35mm-mm we're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39yeah
00:26:49that was my first kiss
00:26:53my first kiss my first kiss was not supposed to go like that it was supposed to be special at
00:26:57prom and not just bumping lips
00:27:10you're really good at this why then when you regret it
00:27:14you know we can do more if you want
00:27:31hey i've been wanting back a lot more than you back
00:27:35so you want me
00:28:00oh my god how long have you two been in here i really need to change this lock are you
00:28:05two okay
00:28:06um yeah yeah we're good we're okay
00:28:17you're just going to pretend like that didn't happen what didn't happen
00:28:20hey wait it's just hormones
00:28:24jake can you still play after your accident relax i'm not dead wait car accident guacamole wizard
00:28:36i gotta go
00:28:45guacamole wizard huh
00:28:50are you all better after your car accident do i know you why is he being so standoffish is he
00:28:56trying to give me a surprise or he heard something about cole
00:29:01you're crushing your soda can
00:29:04she thinks guacamole wizard is jake myers he was in a real car accident and according to you so is
00:29:09guacamole
00:29:09guacamole wizard
00:29:10i'm not gonna get this anymore cole wait oh shit
00:29:19what's up guys
00:29:21um we were just chatting chatting about jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:27was there something that you wanted cole
00:29:31hey i just figured i'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:34they're your favorite right
00:29:38how did you know that
00:29:40tough day huh there's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria they're my favorite
00:29:45he couldn't be cool could he
00:29:52the truth is um
00:29:54a dickhead
00:29:56what do you honestly get out of your bro you came to my table bro and knocked my ball away
00:30:08there it goes again cole is jealous we got a problem here cole we don't have a problem
00:30:14we don't have a problem right tell cole to get my ball and we don't have a problem
00:30:20jake it would take me forever to find one of your balls
00:30:24i have the ball now can we stop measuring each other's dicks
00:30:29cole and jake are fighting over haley maybe i can use that
00:30:37jake hey what if i told you that i have an internship opportunity for you with my dad
00:30:42wait seriously yeah just one little catch you have to pretend to like hallie raw
00:30:50all right you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports if you have any questions
00:30:54i'll be at my desk
00:30:57i thought guacamole wizard would feel more like cole but if he's really jake then maybe this was
00:31:03always going to end you've literally been staring for five minutes i'm thinking about the report or
00:31:08about him why are you making it so weird about jake we literally made out of a sword room maybe
00:31:14maybe
00:31:15i've known jake longer no you don't how do you know that you're going to prom with someone else
00:31:19stop acting like you're serious about me you have no idea
00:31:27oh my god is jake asking me to prom
00:31:44hey lee someone's here to see you
00:31:57are you asking me to prom too cheesy no it's cute
00:32:04the accident the mozzarella sticks he is guacamole wizard so um what do you think you want to go to
00:32:11prom with me i i should feel happy but why does this feel so wrong hey can we not
00:32:23hey can we not dude seriously what is your problem my problem here dude is that me and my lab
00:32:30partner have
00:32:30work to do and you're out here to strike me with bad puns wow that is some weak shit man
00:32:36oh that's weak
00:32:38shit is this weak shit wow he's got really pretty eyes
00:32:58wait i can't colt put me down put me down put me down don't do that again
00:33:08i can't do that again
00:33:19new couple alert
00:33:21fuck off jen why do you hate me so much cool you and i we're not that different and if
00:33:26you'd realize
00:33:26and give me a chance i think that we would make a great match like say if you asked me
00:33:32to prom
00:33:32um i might say yes jen you want to go to prom with me jen you want to go to
00:33:41prom with me
00:33:43we're both hot and we're both rich and our dads have been in business like forever so
00:33:48i don't know how romantic i think i'll pass you're gonna regret this cole edmunds
00:33:57great oh here they come
00:34:01if i message corkamoly wizard i wonder if jake's phone will ding
00:34:06what should we wear to prom
00:34:18i'll talk to you later see you around school okay okay yeah i'll see you later bye
00:34:23he's so different maybe he's still recovering from the accident
00:34:29hayley
00:34:39jeez
00:34:46here i'll get it
00:34:52oh you're scared of me seeing all the girls in your phone
00:34:55i don't care i do care
00:34:59here we are
00:35:16i don't put a problem jake
00:35:18i mean he only knows you like mozzarella sticks because of me he doesn't even know you
00:35:22and you do how do you know i like mozzarella sticks that's something i've only ever talked
00:35:26because i pay attention to what you like i noticed it at lunch the first day
00:35:35you were watching me
00:35:37just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:53move
00:35:55colt is talking to hayley again your job is to keep them away from each other jake unless you don't
00:36:01want that internship that my dad got you obviously i do okay then break them up idiot
00:36:07uh what do i do i do i've got a few ideas
00:36:16hey look
00:36:19someone will take you to prom all right i promise yeah really like who i mean the whole school hates
00:36:24me except for jake
00:36:27and you but you're not asking me
00:36:31hey oh hey jake hey how um i just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40the other night yeah it was so sexy you're so sexy jake what are you talking about
00:36:51i hate to break it to you but she's my prom date
00:37:00and she's a real tiger in the pep room
00:37:02oh
00:37:04oh my god
00:37:22stop guys stop it stop stop what the hell is going on over there
00:37:30shit it's principal stevens i've got to save cole i mean jake i've got to save jake
00:37:40oh my god principal stevens i'm so sorry bailey rock that's detention after school
00:37:49don't be late
00:38:06what are you doing here can we keep you company that's the least i could do if you saved my
00:38:13rest today the locker thing that was an accident oh sure
00:38:20so uh you and you and jake huh no he lied about that i don't know why though good
00:38:30you know father that asshole every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach
00:38:36thinking about him touching you kissing you i could kill him
00:38:43promise me you won't go to prom with it
00:38:48okay fine i won't
00:38:52because i want to go to prom with you
00:38:57okay everyone let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate
00:39:07oh my god i am so fed up with this
00:39:29sorry i tripped no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:39:33what it always has to be about her doesn't it
00:39:39they're dead they're both dead oh how am i going to be able to talk to guacamole wizard
00:39:49oh what are you are you almost crying it's probably because you can't afford a new one
00:39:56jen what's going on over there
00:40:09what's going on is jen is getting a taste of her own medicine
00:40:14mr edmunds oh please it's baking soda and water you're fine detention today after school
00:40:32jake hey oh uh sorry gotta get to student council
00:40:39hey you didn't even try the rice trick the rice trick
00:40:46yeah you don't know about the come on
00:41:03hey um ella it's emma yeah that's what i said can you hack a broken laptop
00:41:19hey it's gonna be okay we'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole
00:41:25thing never happened no it's not just the phone or the laptop it means it means i can't can't what
00:41:35i talked to a friend online he's really important to me
00:41:42and i'm sure you're really important to him
00:41:54you know cole if you look past all that hair gel and big ol ego and rich kid bravara
00:42:02okay okay i get it
00:42:07you're kind of sweet
00:42:13hey look at that
00:42:15oh my god
00:42:16oh my god
00:42:20you're a miracle worker
00:42:27oh what is taking so long
00:42:29you're doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate
00:42:31shut up ella
00:42:32it's emma
00:42:33whatever
00:42:40oh my god
00:42:48oh morning belly whore
00:42:51how are things in the castle
00:42:58valley whore
00:42:59what are they talking about
00:43:15guacamole wizard when can we be together in person
00:43:19guacamole wizard i want you so badly i dream about you touching me
00:43:22oh my god someone hacked my castle claimers messages
00:43:26touch me guacamole wizard
00:43:29yeah hey valley whore show them what you really like
00:43:51here you go
00:43:52here this is for you
00:43:58oh do you like what i've done with the place
00:43:59you hacked my laptop
00:44:02oh no it wasn't me
00:44:03it was that kid ella
00:44:05but i definitely gotta reap the benefits
00:44:07what kind of incel sex over a video game
00:44:10hayley
00:44:10what are you catfishing this guy
00:44:12no i'm not trying to catfish him
00:44:14hey everyone
00:44:14i think valley whore is a catfish
00:44:18because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you
00:44:46stop it stop stop
00:44:48stop it stop stop
00:44:51i thought i'd take the janitor some time
00:44:56jane
00:44:57hey
00:45:00now's the time
00:45:01tell them
00:45:02tell them what
00:45:04that you're guacamole wizard
00:45:07who's guacamole wizard
00:45:10here you go
00:45:13oh my god
00:45:14did you think that jake was your secret little online boyfriend
00:45:17oh sweetie i've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you
00:45:21what
00:45:22why would you do that
00:45:23oh i don't know cole why do you think i would do that
00:45:28jake is this true
00:45:29have you been pretending to like me this whole time
00:45:33sorry
00:45:35it was nothing personal
00:45:41yeah nothing personal
00:45:49all right all right all right
00:45:51enough
00:45:52what in the world is going on here
00:45:54is that a leaf blower
00:45:56that's all him
00:45:57okay well you both have detention so
00:46:04let me get this straight
00:46:05you stole a leaf blower
00:46:07and defaced school property
00:46:09it wasn't school property dad
00:46:11it was jen's cyber boy spreadsheets
00:46:13jesus christ
00:46:14how does she always get away with this shit
00:46:16could it be because her father's running for senate cole
00:46:19you think that's what it could be
00:46:20who cares
00:46:21i care
00:46:23and
00:46:23i hear she's got an eye for you
00:46:26so you're taking her to prom
00:46:27what
00:46:28i don't overmind that body
00:46:30oh because you like that hayley girl
00:46:33i'm firing her mother right now
00:46:35no no please don't
00:46:36please
00:46:37then you're taking jen to prom
00:46:39max's dad called
00:46:40he said he's having a party tomorrow
00:46:42you're gonna go
00:46:43and you're gonna ask jen to prom
00:46:45end of discussion
00:46:52come on you big coward
00:46:54message him
00:46:55just do it
00:46:56just do it
00:46:59you must think i'm the biggest idiot
00:47:08i could never think that
00:47:15but i thought you were jake
00:47:17please can't you just tell me now
00:47:18i think i've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime
00:47:25i heard that guy max is throwing a party tomorrow
00:47:27if you want i'll meet you there
00:47:41okay
00:47:42you got this hayley
00:47:44just take a deep breath
00:47:45you got this
00:47:46you got this
00:47:50you look beautiful
00:47:54thank you mom
00:48:14hey hayley
00:48:15i'm glad you came
00:48:16you look so pretty
00:48:17hi
00:48:18hi
00:48:18hey max
00:48:19your house is gorgeous
00:48:21i mean
00:48:21no it's just my parents blood money
00:48:23you know they're upstairs watching the last of us right now
00:48:25they don't care about shit
00:48:27get drunk girl
00:48:27woo
00:48:42what are you doing here
00:48:43valley whore
00:48:46looks like the catfish came out of the pond
00:48:48hey everyone let's give it up for valley whore
00:48:51valley whore
00:48:56jen
00:48:56why are you doing this
00:48:57what have i even done to you
00:48:59to me
00:48:59oh i'm actually concerned about our whole community
00:49:02because those little cringy messages on your castle game
00:49:05those are concerning
00:49:06actually kind of a bit of a perv
00:49:09did you know that hayley
00:49:11she's a little pervy princess
00:49:13pervy princess
00:49:16pervy princess
00:49:17pervy princess
00:49:19pervy princess
00:49:22hey let's get pervy tonight
00:49:24leave me alone
00:49:26is there a fire
00:49:28okay we set off the alarm
00:49:42oh
00:50:21Are you... him?
00:50:23Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:27Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:29Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:31No, I'm not.
00:50:32Yes, you are.
00:50:33It's okay.
00:50:34You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37So you too.
00:50:39This whole time.
00:50:43Oh my God, I am such an idiot.
00:50:46Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:52Please, at least take my jacket.
00:50:54You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:58Jen was doing just fine.
00:50:59I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:00Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:02I guess you.
00:51:03Obviously, the what clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:06I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:09Now, what about guacamole, wizard?
00:51:12What are you...
00:51:21Who is that?
00:51:22No, just the devil.
00:51:26Get in the car.
00:51:29I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:32Get in the car.
00:51:33Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to...
00:51:36Haley.
00:51:37I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:40Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:40So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:46Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:48My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:53And that's not you.
00:51:55You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:58And your mom works for me.
00:52:00Stay away from him.
00:52:02Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:06Dad, stop!
00:52:07Don't you touch my family.
00:52:10I'll stay away.
00:52:12Haley, come on.
00:52:13You don't mean that.
00:52:15I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:18I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:25I hate everything about you.
00:52:27I hate all of it.
00:52:28I don't want any part of it.
00:52:31So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:35Haley!
00:52:39Fuck this.
00:52:41That's me.
00:52:44No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:47Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:50Hey, well, you're not that real love.
00:52:51Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:56Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:06Hi, Haley.
00:53:07I'm Emma.
00:53:09I know who you are.
00:53:10Right.
00:53:11I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped Jen ruin your life.
00:53:15So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:18Good as new.
00:53:23Oh, wow.
00:53:25Thanks, Emma.
00:53:27Okay, bye.
00:53:32One down, one to go.
00:53:35You're so cool.
00:53:36I know, Emma.
00:53:38Want to go to prom?
00:53:39Why not?
00:53:41Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:48Hi, Mr. Edmundsons.
00:53:49Hi, Max.
00:53:50And Max's friend.
00:53:52Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:54Cole's grounded.
00:53:55Oh, he is?
00:53:57But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:00What can I say, Max?
00:54:02Actions have consequences.
00:54:04Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:06Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:12We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:15Cole?
00:54:15My son, Cole?
00:54:17Reviewing budgets.
00:54:19He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:21Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:23We just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop so we can get back to his very important
00:54:27and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:39Go away!
00:54:43Max, what are you guys doing here?
00:54:46Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:48I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:50Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:52What?
00:54:53What's going on?
00:54:54Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:56You can tell Hayley who you are now.
00:54:58You can be together.
00:54:59Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:04No.
00:55:04I'll tell her on myself.
00:55:06Stick me in your car.
00:55:14I'm a little wizard.
00:55:18Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:19I just need some time alone.
00:55:28Open the door.
00:55:30Wait, what?
00:55:32He's here?
00:55:41It's you.
00:55:43I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:47Hayley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:50My dad threatened to follow your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:54I was.
00:55:55I got my inheritance.
00:55:57And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:11Hayley, I understand if this changes things.
00:56:16If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but I need you to know I love you.
00:56:35Nicole, I love you.
00:56:38You do?
00:56:39Yes, you idiot.
00:56:41I've loved you for months.
00:56:43I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing, though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:50But you're him.
00:56:51You didn't expect her.
00:56:54I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:56:59Until you hoped it was you.
00:57:03You were always there for me.
00:57:07You're hot and you're really fucking hot.
00:57:15Hey, uh, one of those things I said we could do, that I don't...
00:57:21Yeah.
00:57:24Take my clothes off.
00:57:26You getting there, don't worry.
00:57:30I don't shit.
00:57:30But I don't have to be all of you.
00:57:32Just be on me.
00:57:35Just be on me.
00:57:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:57:44oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:57:49Okay.
00:57:50So what do you think?
00:57:5210 out of 10.
00:57:53Oh.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:54One, two, again.
00:57:56Okay, sex for sex with me specifically.
00:57:58I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:01All right. All right. That's fair. I'll, uh, I'll take that as a win.
00:58:10What is my life now? Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:15Oh, God, no. I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:20No, I'll just, I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:24There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:25I'll see you in a minute.
00:58:26Stop it.
00:58:31Um, same. Isn't promenade?
00:58:35I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:37Okay. But the real question is, do you got a date?
00:58:44Cole, are you asking me to prom?
00:58:46I would have asked you earlier, but Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:50Oh, God, please don't mention his name again. I don't want to hear it.
00:58:53Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:55But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:58Later.
00:59:02I just slept with Cole Edmonds and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:06Who would have guessed?
00:59:11I thought only the best for my princess.
00:59:15Where did you get that?
00:59:17Uh, I might have gotten you a dress on the off chance that you might have wanted to go to
00:59:23prom with me and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:28Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:34Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole, are you here?
00:59:40Cole, are you here?
00:59:42Fuck.
00:59:43Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this.
00:59:46You, Cole, you are in big trouble.
01:00:05Hey, uh, you almost done in there?
01:00:08You would try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:13Okay, I'm ready.
01:00:25What do you think?
01:00:30My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful thing I have ever seen.
01:00:36Uh, uh, uh.
01:00:37I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:40You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4320 more minutes.
01:00:44I want 10.
01:00:46I do.
01:00:49Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:53I hear we have a winner.
01:00:57And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:02Jen Longfellow.
01:01:04Thank you!
01:01:06Oh my God!
01:01:08Thank you guys so much.
01:01:10Seriously, this means the world to me.
01:01:12I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:15Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:22Oh my God, that's Haley and Cole.
01:01:26Haley's fine.
01:01:27It's great to get out of here.
01:01:32Hey, her, uh...
01:01:33Most time that's up.
01:01:35No.
01:01:36But, who cares?
01:01:39Hell yeah!
01:01:40Ew! Literally, what the fuck?!
01:01:45Hell yeah!
01:01:45I am the queen, okay? She's just a little pervy princess. Come on. Everyone say it with me.
01:01:52Pervy princess. Pervy princess. Pervy princess.
01:02:00Wait. Wait, wait, wait. What are those? Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:06Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you. His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:12Don't worry, daddy. If I can't have him, no one can.
01:02:18I'm going to destroy Hayley Roth's life. Is this real?
01:02:22Jen's crazy.
01:02:24Who did this? Who did this?
01:02:29What? You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was going to hack your phone?
01:02:34You little skit.
01:02:36You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:44But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:49And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:53You can't do that.
01:02:54I'm the principal, so yes, I can.
01:03:06There was no internship. You lied to me.
01:03:16Hayley, catch.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22Oh.
01:03:23My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:26Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:28Oh.
01:03:29Yeah, no can do.
01:03:31All I have to offer is a bowie knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:37humor.
01:03:37Oof.
01:03:38How can I refuse?
01:03:45Oh, no. That's my dad.
01:03:49We are going home right now.
01:03:52You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:54Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:56You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:01Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:05And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:06And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:09And best believe me, I can.
01:04:12I'll say this.
01:04:14It's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:19Joy prone.
01:04:27I am so proud of you.
01:04:30I kind of done with all you being by my side.
01:04:33That was terrifying.
01:04:35It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, well, so...
01:04:39I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:41I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:43Oh, my God, I've got to change that username.
01:04:45Yeah, you do.
01:04:46Hey.
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