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00:06begin to secure an early retirement i joined a secret surrogacy program to carry a test tube
00:11baby for a mysterious client i'm warning you again absolute confidentiality about the president's
00:18identity not a single word otherwise you won't live to see another sunrise
00:31mr president eyes on me
00:44take your clothes off
00:51three years by his side taking down his enemies handling the press i'm the one who deserves to
00:58stand next to him the first one to bear my heir becomes the first lady
01:15not long after the other women in the surrogacy program started getting pregnant one by one
01:20i was the last one to find out i was pregnant once i have this baby i'll take the money
01:25and go
01:26first lady nah that's not in the cards for me nurse doctor surrogate number one just had her baby it's
01:32a boy leah guess that locks up the first lady spot for her the second the president saw the kid
01:37he had
01:38her and the baby kicked out said the baby she had was some other guy's bastard wait she actually hooked
01:43up with someone else during the surrogacy program i thought it was just number one being crazy enough
01:46to try it but then one by one the other women had their babies the president took one look at
01:51each
01:51knew they weren't his every last one of them got kicked out take your bastard and get lost
01:55mr president just give me another chance i swear i can give you a child before i knew it it
01:59was the
01:59day i went into labor
02:03come on push give it everything baby's almost here
02:13one last push come on you can do it the baby's here a healthy baby
02:25what's wrong
02:29what the hell i just gave birth to dog pups how does a woman give birth to dogs
02:36oh no this is bad the president won't even need a test no just one look and he'll know this
02:43isn't his
02:43i'm definitely getting kicked out now and the money gone
02:50what's going on here
02:59what should i do what should i do
03:09where's my baby
03:15tell me where is my child mr president i'm so sorry i let you down sorry for what i lied
03:23i
03:25i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:32one whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:36a fake pregnancy so you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not
03:42that's because i was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby i took all kinds of hormone shots
03:46and it it made me look pregnant today today i just ate too much and had to go
03:53what was that sound
04:01mr president you should stay back i just went it's pretty rank so i skipped a budget hearing and a
04:08national security council meeting and waited two hours here just for you to take a crap
04:13mr president i really didn't mean for this to happen just give me more time i promise i'll get
04:20pregnant with your baby i won't waste my sperm on you anymore but what about the surrogacy money
04:26after playing me like this you'll work as a cleaner in the white house until you've paid off your debt
04:31what
04:35no money and now i'm stuck working for free what a joke
04:39you two little troublemakers you totally screwed me if it weren't for you who knows maybe i'd be first
04:45lady now
04:52okay that doesn't sound like any dog i've ever heard eh whatever but hey you're mine right
05:00you guys hungry
05:12wait you don't want to nurse do you
05:17all right fine breastfeeding a couple of dogs i guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:27drink up
05:31now that's what i call my kids already drinking in style you two are going places
05:37looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:42what the hell i mean i was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:47so how the hell did i end up with couples
05:51who's dog is this you hurt hey easy now i won't bite wow i've never seen a dog as big
05:59as you before
06:02could it be him nah i'm definitely going crazy
06:14mommy you two were the puppies how do puppies just turn into kids and they're already big and can
06:21talk what kind of freak show did i give birth to mommy
06:25their cheeks are soft and warm feels just like regular kids
06:32mommy hugs okay okay mommy's good babies
06:37puppy kids whatever you're mine and that's all that matters
06:43those two little monsters eat more every day this might just last them one day
06:48what they're not feeding you enough at the white house i i just don't want to waste anything
06:53you're always talking about saving food so i'm supporting you
06:56just focus on paying off your debt don't try anything cute i i get it
07:08broke do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out mom worked so hard for us
07:13we got to get her a gift we got to get her a gift i think i smell dad
07:46hello
08:03stop right there mrs olivia
08:08so a small town girl with a high school diploma who can't even tell which fork to use what makes
08:13you think you're qualified quick qualified what makes you deserve to stand by his side
08:20it took me three years to get where i am three years of crisis of staying up with him through
08:24countless nights and you you just lay around for a few months spread your legs and that's it
08:28i never thought of it that way remember your place janitor once your debt is paid get the
08:35hell out of the white house miss olivia classified documents are missing from the oval office what
08:43which thief has the guts to steal from the presidential office hey babies mommy's home
08:51mommy we got you a present a present what kind of present could you two little rascals have for me
09:00for you mommy mommy
09:04mommy here take this the presidential seal the nuclear button briefcase no no
09:19so you two are the crazy little thieves how could you steal this stuff
09:24we were just looking for food for mommy we found it in some room this ring is so pretty mommy
09:31you should wear it oh no oh no we are so screwed code red lock it in the white house
09:39search every
09:39room not one corner gets missed oh my god if the president finds out it was these two pups who
09:45stole
09:45it we're done for mr president we've searched every other room in the white house this is the last one
09:51the maid's quarters open the door there they are right here oh my god caught red-handed i'm definitely
10:05going to jail leah cole why are my presidential seal and the nuclear bolton briefcase in your room
10:12mr president i i don't know anything i went to work early this morning and when i got back these
10:18things
10:18were just here it must be the real thief they probably realized they couldn't get out of the
10:23white house so they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off or set me up that lie
10:28is full
10:29of holes your room is so remote which thief would just happen to come here you're obviously the one
10:34who stole it you little lying bitch just tell the truth already ma'am look at me i'm just someone
10:39who cleans here why would i steal something like that i've got no motive mr president don't forget
10:44this woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you when she got caught she held a grudge i wouldn't
10:49be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies that's why she stole the
10:53presidential seal and the nuclear button briefcase to set you up and destroy your reputation tell me
10:58who put you up to this was it that wig wearing senator next door i swear i didn't mr president
11:05this
11:05woman is too calculating keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb i think we should charge her
11:10with espionage and throw her in prison right now no i'm not a spy i i swear then let's do
11:17it in your way
11:24oh my god get down from there now that's the president do you have any idea about how much
11:32his shit cost you dirty bitch you didn't clean properly so you attracted these strays someone kill
11:49these animals throw them in the trash mr president they're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go i felt
11:59bad for them so i've been hiding them here they're like my own kids i'm just a single mom trying
12:04to
12:04raise two little ones it's hard enough please don't hurt them i swear i'll train them to use the toilet
12:09and they won't chew up your shoes mr president these are clearly wolf cubs but she's raising them like
12:17dogs and weird thing is holding this little guy gives me a strange feeling like i've seen him somewhere
12:22before you really like them huh well duh they're my kids of course i like them yes they're adorable
12:34please just let me keep them i swear they won't bite won't make a mess i'll even put diapers on
12:39them if i
12:39have to too bad they're just regular wolf pups wish they were werewolves this ends here no one speaks of
12:49this
12:50thank you mr president
13:02i'm finally gone you two little rascals best behave from now on if you pull something like that again
13:10i swear i'll hand you over to olivia you can be her little hand warmers
13:27mr president i checked it out not so straight the woman brought them the hospital but where they
13:32actually came from that i couldn't trace no way she secretly had two puppies while she was in the
13:37hospital so why lie i i wasn't pregnant that wasn't a baby coming out that was that was a massive
13:45toxic
13:46waste level crap one wick and the guy dropped like a fly find the doctor who delivered her baby yes
13:57sir
14:08hey easy now i won't bite but wow i've never seen a dog as big as you before
14:17what is that woman hiding
14:22mr president she was the one on delivery duty that day tell me what did you see when that woman
14:29gave
14:29birth i i didn't see anything tell the truth okay okay i'll talk i i saw that she didn't give
14:40birth to a
14:40baby she gave birth to two puppies and then i passed out from shock you're saying she gave birth to
14:50two wolf pups
14:51yes i swear every word is true i've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
14:56so that's yesterday was so weird stealing the presidential seal and the nuclear button brief face
15:01is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison but he totally let me off and he even touched
15:05my pups
15:06maybe he likes dogs too get the cages ready i'm getting those months out of the white house today
15:19quick hide
15:25what are kids dishes doing here those those are for feeding my dogs feeding dogs with people's dishes
15:32leah cole this is the white house not your trailer park now hand over those mutts the president said
15:39i could keep them the president runs a country you think he remembers some low-life stray dogs
15:46search the place find those little beasts i'm throwing them out myself
15:57stop the president said i could keep them you can't out of my way
16:08you think i don't know what you're doing playing the poor girl with two dogs so the president takes
16:13notice notice of you let me tell you something you're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:20there you little bastards are
16:24grab them
16:27stray dogs dare to bite bite kill them do it now
16:48don't move don't move you forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
16:54promise me never shift in front of anyone else or it'll bring trouble to us
17:01okay mommy
17:05what are you waiting for pull those little beasts out
17:10no don't hurt my kids kids what kids
17:21leah cole have you lost your mind wanting to be first ladies so bad you actually think two stray dogs
17:27are your kids you can't have a real baby so you're raising mutts as substitutes you're disgusting
17:33you'd throw away every shred of dignity just to be first lady you scheming little
17:39bitch i'm not letting you stick around i'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:45throw these stray dogs in the cage and kill them
17:58don't be scared mommy's here
18:01what are you waiting for hit her too beat her until she stops moving
18:17i'd like to see anyone touch her
18:29mr president mr president what brings you here this place is beneath you
18:34olivia you've got some nerve i made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here why do you
18:37bring people to hurt them mr president you misunderstand i was worried about rabies
18:42what if they pose a risk to you i was just going to have them checked out and bring them
18:45back
18:48she's she's lying she just wanted to kill my dogs sorry i'm late
19:01these two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:22oh my god the president the president is holding me
19:27what kind of script is this he saved me and he's being gentle am i hallucinating from getting beat up
19:37olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the white house
19:40security's looking for someone to walk the dogs you'd be perfect
19:43mr president i just didn't think it through but i was only worried about your safety
19:48you two are you here to protect me or are you olivia's personal bodyguards
19:52mr president we if you can't figure out who signs your checks i'll send you somewhere you'll
19:56learn fast they're short on people in the middle east you leave tomorrow see what a real field
20:01assignment looks like mr president we're sorry please give us another chance mr president this young
20:07lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back i've already disinfected the area just
20:11needs oint applied regularly i'll do it um maybe i should just do it myself i mean your hands are
20:23for signing treaties not for oh my god the president just touched me why is he being so nice to
20:30me
20:30we've only known each other for a few days is he is he up to something
20:39i promise you what happened today will never happen again thank you for seeing me mr president
20:47come in mr president about what happened today it was my mistake i hope you can forgive me
20:54olivia i've never doubted your work but you need to understand my personal life is none of your business
21:03yes sir from today on leah cole is no longer a cleaner move her into the room next to mine
21:10what and one more thing the white house correspondence dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:15leah will attend as my girlfriend we're making it official girlfriend girlfriend
21:20mr president this this isn't right i'm just a cleaner i no one deserves it more than you
21:27what is wrong with this man did someone drug him i mean okay he's hot and the body's not bad
21:33but this is too fast i am not ready for this mr president every major media outlet will be at
21:37that
21:37dinner announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend out of nowhere is reckless if they dig into her
21:42background your reputation then this is a test of your public relations skills olivia i'm sure you'll
21:45do a great job with the dinner party
21:50too bad he doesn't know these two little ones are his own flesh and blood only these two pups
21:55are truly mine none of those women bore my seed but no one can know i'm a werewolf
22:01their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:11miss cole this is your room if you need anything just call me
22:21okay come out babies
22:35kids you're sure the maid heard right positive two kids four or five years old called her mommy
22:40ah got it this bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy those brats are probably
22:46leftovers from some job baby data ran off no one wanted them so she got stuck with them then we
22:50should tell the president let him know she's got two kids in tow he'll dump her for sure that's too
22:54easy for her tomorrow is the white house correspondence dinner every media outlet in the country will be
23:00there i'm going to destroy her in front of everyone she'll crawl out of the white house in shame
23:07mommy's going to a dinner tonight you two stay here sleep tight and no sneaking out got it got it
23:14mommy
23:15bye bye mommy
23:22you two stay here
23:22mr president we hear you're announcing something big tonight any hints you'll know soon enough
23:38who is she i don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous maybe some european
23:43princess she's got that kind of vibe whoever she is tomorrow's front page is locked
24:01you look stunning tonight shall we dance
24:07mr president i don't know how just follow my lead
24:17the president is dancing with her this is huge
24:30no no no snap out of it leah he's the president half the women in america would could kill to
24:35marry
24:35him what makes you think a small town janitor even stands a chance get a grip
24:42her
24:51let's go
25:02come on
25:07let's go
25:08let's go
25:10let's go
25:10I don't want my position to affect our relationship.
25:12I'm counting on all of you, please.
25:14Leave her alone.
25:18Miss Cole, do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
25:23I...
25:23How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:26I've never dated anyone.
25:28So that means the president is your first love.
25:36Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President, but there are two children at the door.
25:40They say they're looking for their mother.
25:42I wasn't sure how to handle it because the person they're looking for, I didn't dare stop them.
25:48My babies!
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