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00:00:04This is my last shift at the Burger Shack before I start college with a full-right scholarship, and I'm
00:00:10pregnant.
00:00:11Becca! We have customers!
00:00:15Sorry, sorry.
00:00:20Surf's up at the Burger Shack. Ready to catch the flavor wave.
00:00:25I'll just take a burger.
00:00:30You know, you look so familiar. Have we met before?
00:00:35Uh, I don't think so. I feel like I remember.
00:00:41Must be wishful thinking.
00:00:48There you go.
00:00:57Is this yours?
00:01:01Um, you didn't hear? We're running a new promotion. Free pregnancy test with every meal.
00:01:08I don't think I'll need one of these. You know, the whole guys-can't-get-pregnancy thing, but congratulations.
00:01:17Um, God, this is just so embarrassing. I literally just found out, like, right before you walked in. Um, please
00:01:26don't tell my boss.
00:01:34I'm Max, and I know we just met, but if you need anything, just let me know.
00:01:45Oh, shit. Um, sorry. I-I have to go.
00:01:58My name is Coach Sharon, and if you want to play for me, you're gonna have to play by my
00:02:03rules.
00:02:04First rule. Absolutely no fraternization between the boys' team and the girls' team.
00:02:11No drinking. No partying. No sexy clothing.
00:02:18I don't want a team full of team baby mamas.
00:02:21Even though I know y'all want to be pregnant once you see our team captain.
00:02:38I want you to think of Max as my eyes on each and every one of you.
00:02:45Especially you, miss.
00:02:47You must be Becca Morris, a scholarship student.
00:02:52Join me on stage.
00:02:58Watch where you're going next time.
00:03:02Every year, Clifftown College gives a full soccer scholarship to one student.
00:03:09Now, usually, we choose students from the top schools in the country,
00:03:13but this year, we chose a student from the local high school.
00:03:18So don't go easy on her. She still needs to earn her spot.
00:03:23Everyone else is dismissed.
00:03:27Hey, hold up.
00:03:29Look, we need to talk.
00:03:31Please don't say anything. I really need the scholarship.
00:03:34I'm on your side, okay?
00:03:49Thanks.
00:03:50Could use a friend on the team.
00:03:52Hey, who knows?
00:03:54You want me to stick around you for a while, you might end up kind of liking me.
00:04:02I wish you two were here to help me get out of this mess I'm in.
00:04:10Are you my new roommate?
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:14I bribed the housing committee.
00:04:16Are you smiling?
00:04:18Oh, no.
00:04:20I think you're starting to like me.
00:04:24Max, I need help with my show.
00:04:26What are you doing here?
00:04:31What are you doing in my room?
00:04:33This is my room.
00:04:35Max, make her leave.
00:04:37Wait.
00:04:38Is this your girlfriend?
00:04:40Ew.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41As if.
00:04:41Carrie is my sister.
00:04:43And she's acting like a huge bitch right now because you beat her out of that scholarship.
00:04:48I'll get it back once Coach sees me kick your ass on the field.
00:05:01Hey, look at you.
00:05:03You were pretty fast for two.
00:05:05Well, I feel better on the field.
00:05:08Time to show everyone who really should have gotten the scholarship.
00:05:11Oh, shit.
00:05:18Pathetic.
00:05:34Hey, it's all right.
00:05:35It's all right.
00:05:36Go get her next time.
00:05:39All right, everyone.
00:05:40Practice over.
00:05:42Carrie, show Becca where the showers are.
00:05:45Come on, roomie.
00:05:50Ew, Becca.
00:05:52Your clothes stink.
00:05:53Let me take these for you.
00:05:54Wait.
00:05:55I don't have any other ones.
00:06:07Guys, guys, don't look at me.
00:06:13Can someone give me a towel or something?
00:06:15Thank you.
00:06:16Shit.
00:06:16Becca, what are you doing in here?
00:06:19I don't know.
00:06:26Thanks.
00:06:30I need to get you out of here.
00:06:38I got you, Becca.
00:06:44I got you, Becca.
00:06:46Everybody, get out of here now before I kick your asses out of here.
00:06:50Orders from your captain.
00:06:51Move, move, move.
00:06:53Let's go.
00:07:01Thanks.
00:07:07Caught on camera.
00:07:10Scholarship slut.
00:07:14Wow, Becca.
00:07:15Seems like you want to score more than just goals.
00:07:18Running around naked in the boys' locker room.
00:07:21It's a little desperate, don't you think?
00:07:23You stole my clothes.
00:07:26This video has already gotten 20,000 views.
00:07:31I really hope none of the guys on campus get erectile dysfunction from seeing your tits online.
00:07:36I cannot believe that my own sister would pull something like this.
00:07:41She was asking for it.
00:07:42You like the attention, don't you, Becca?
00:07:52Please, just stop, Gary.
00:07:55No.
00:07:55Make me.
00:07:56I will.
00:08:03Yeah, when Coach Sharon sees this, you'll definitely be off the team.
00:08:09Becca Morris, my office now!
00:08:20Becca, do you think your scholarship is some kind of a joke?
00:08:24Or was it just a fast pass into the boys' locker room?
00:08:29Um, I can explain.
00:08:31You were trying to get the attention of the male players, weren't you?
00:08:34No, not at all.
00:08:35Someone stole my clothes.
00:08:37Oh.
00:08:39She's right.
00:08:40Becca's clothes were stolen by your girl's captain.
00:08:43Carrie uploaded the entire video online and was dumb enough to post it to her username.
00:08:52I'm sure we can all agree that this was just a harmless prank.
00:08:56You're not going to punish her?
00:08:58Carrie's one of my most loyal players.
00:09:01She's not going anywhere.
00:09:03Get out of my office.
00:09:04Now.
00:09:16Becca, hold up.
00:09:19Go back to your precious Coach.
00:09:21Look, I need Coach and she needs me.
00:09:24If I take the Clifftown Cougars' estate, I'm almost guaranteed a spot in the National League.
00:09:28Wow, that's great that she's helping you achieve your dreams, because she seems pretty hell-bent on taking my scholarship
00:09:33away.
00:09:35Hey, at least she didn't find out about the baby.
00:09:38Shh.
00:09:39Don't say anything about my baby.
00:09:43Becca, I'm on your side.
00:09:51I know.
00:09:52I'm sorry.
00:09:54I'm sorry.
00:09:57Look, Becca, I have to complain about something.
00:10:04Becca, I've known who you were since before we met.
00:10:11I saw your picture in the Clifftown Courier last year.
00:10:15And I read about your parents' accident.
00:10:17Becca, I know that they died before you even graduated from high school.
00:10:20I'm so sorry, Becca.
00:10:23My parents are the reason I came to Clifftown College.
00:10:28This is where they met.
00:10:34That's why I'm going to help you stay here.
00:10:37Becca, you have gotten through so much in your life, and I know you can get through this.
00:10:45Oh, sh-shit, um, I have to go.
00:10:58You're five minutes late.
00:11:00I left the toilet clogged in the bathroom as a treat.
00:11:03Parker, please, I can explain.
00:11:05You forgot your-
00:11:07Is this your boyfriend?
00:11:09Yes.
00:11:11Yes, I am.
00:11:14Yes.
00:11:15Yes, I am.
00:11:17No, no.
00:11:18Max is just the soccer captain at my school.
00:11:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:23The school you can't afford?
00:11:25I'm just waiting for you to drop out of that shithole so you can work here full-time.
00:11:29You can't talk to her like that.
00:11:30This doesn't concern you, pretty boy.
00:11:32Get the hell out of here!
00:11:33I think Becca wants me to stay.
00:11:36Don't you?
00:11:45I don't know, Max.
00:11:46Maybe you should just leave.
00:11:48Not until I eat.
00:11:54I'll take a burger.
00:11:56Thank you.
00:12:03You're on cleaning duty.
00:12:05Empty the grease trap.
00:12:09She's purping on from us.
00:12:11I'm going to make you empty the grease trap with your fucking face.
00:12:19Let her go.
00:12:21No, no, no, Parker.
00:12:22Parker, help.
00:12:26This doesn't concern you.
00:12:28Anything to do with Becca concerns me.
00:12:35Becca, help me!
00:12:36Becca!
00:12:36Becca, help me!
00:12:48Fuck this.
00:12:49I quit.
00:12:54I'm so screwed.
00:12:56I...
00:12:57We need that job.
00:12:59Becca, your baby can't afford you to be beaten up and bruised by some grease-guzzling idiot.
00:13:07How could you work for someone like that, Becca?
00:13:15Parker's not just my boss.
00:13:18He's the baby's father.
00:13:23Parker's the baby's father?
00:13:26It's complicated.
00:13:30Hey.
00:13:32I'm listening.
00:13:36Well,
00:13:39after my parents died in that car accident, I didn't have anywhere to go.
00:13:44Parker said I could live with him, but didn't realize that was only in exchange for sex.
00:13:51I dumped him as soon as I could move to the dorms, but...
00:13:55Now it looks like I'm going to have to go back because I got knocked up and I'm going to
00:13:58get kicked off the team.
00:14:02I'm so sorry, Becca.
00:14:04Becca, you deserve to be with somebody who's not a maniac.
00:14:07What?
00:14:09Someone like you?
00:14:13Exactly.
00:14:26Wait.
00:14:28Why are you kissing me?
00:14:31Because I like you.
00:14:34And I know you like me, too.
00:14:37Guys like you don't kiss girls like me.
00:14:40Maybe guys like me want to.
00:14:44If you'll let me.
00:14:53I can't do this right now.
00:14:55I still have to figure out how to find a job.
00:14:58Tomorrow,
00:15:00I'm helping Coach Sharon judge the girls' team.
00:15:03And Becca,
00:15:03I'm going to make sure that you get a starting position on the team.
00:15:08I don't want you worrying about your scholarship anymore, Becca.
00:15:11I got you.
00:15:13I'm sorry for ever doubting you.
00:15:21Look alive, girl!
00:15:22I'm not giving away starter for free!
00:15:24Stop acting like a slut and start acting like a soccer player.
00:15:28Challenge accepted.
00:15:34Fine.
00:15:36Let's test your reflexes.
00:15:39Oh!
00:15:40Oh!
00:15:43Did that hit the baby?
00:15:44I can't freak out.
00:15:46Everyone's looking.
00:15:47What a wuss.
00:15:48Get back up!
00:15:51I...
00:15:51I can't.
00:15:53Becca!
00:15:54Becca!
00:15:55Hey!
00:15:55Okay?
00:15:56Hey, try to stand up.
00:15:58Oh!
00:15:58You're okay.
00:15:59You're okay.
00:16:00Oh!
00:16:01Is the baby's?
00:16:04Are you okay, Becca?
00:16:06I can't tell.
00:16:08Put her down!
00:16:09I'm not having my scholarship student look pathetic in front of the team.
00:16:13Coach, Becca needs to go to the hospital.
00:16:15Over a soccer ball?
00:16:16Seems pretty weak if you ask me.
00:16:18I'm not asking you.
00:16:20Becca, don't be dramatic.
00:16:21Get back out there and play ball.
00:16:23Coach, you need to go to the hospital.
00:16:25Put her down or I'm cutting her off the team.
00:16:27Cut her and I quit.
00:16:31Put her down or I'm cutting her off the team.
00:16:33Cut her and I quit.
00:16:34Max, don't compromise your future for this girl.
00:16:37This team is your ticket into the National League.
00:16:41Becca is going to the hospital.
00:16:47Go!
00:16:54Teen pregnancies.
00:16:55You kids go out, get knocked up, and then you don't even know what you're getting into.
00:16:59I promise, this wasn't her fault.
00:17:02As far as I can tell, this wasn't a miraculous conception.
00:17:07What do you have to say for yourself, Missy?
00:17:17Is the baby okay?
00:17:19We'll need to do an ultrasound to make sure.
00:17:22Look, we came here as fast as we can, and we just want to make sure that the baby is
00:17:26okay.
00:17:26You better pray that it is, because I won't hesitate to report you to Child Protective Services.
00:17:38Oh my lord.
00:17:40Is my baby okay?
00:17:44Is there something wrong with my baby?
00:17:46The heart's beating.
00:17:49Look at her girl.
00:17:51How do you know it's a girl?
00:17:53I don't know.
00:17:54I can just tell.
00:17:58Can I say hi to the baby?
00:18:08So, the baby's okay?
00:18:10What a relief.
00:18:14Looks like you're about to start your second trimester.
00:18:1716 weeks.
00:18:19That's right when I started sleeping with Parker.
00:18:23You must be the baby's father.
00:18:25No, he's not.
00:18:26Yep.
00:18:27I'm the proud papa.
00:18:34He's not, we're not actually.
00:18:36She gets shy.
00:18:37It's really cute.
00:18:41You look familiar.
00:18:42Wait, you're the boys' captain for the Clifftown Cougars.
00:18:46Max Mendelsohn, right?
00:18:47Yes.
00:18:48Yes, I am.
00:18:49Are you a Clifftown Cougars fan?
00:18:52Huge fan.
00:18:53Cougars say, rawr, rawr.
00:18:57Well, thank you.
00:18:58Um, but please don't tell anyone that you saw us here today.
00:19:02Anybody finds out about this, it could really miss at my chances with the National League.
00:19:07Your secret is safe with me.
00:19:09Thank you.
00:19:10I hope you know how lucky you are that a guy like Max notices you.
00:19:18You're crazy for telling them you're my baby daddy.
00:19:21I don't know, it just slipped out.
00:19:23Well, I liked it.
00:19:26Didn't you?
00:19:41I like it too.
00:19:43It's a huge risk.
00:19:48Don't worry.
00:19:49That nurse won't tell coach anything.
00:19:57Don't they make a cute couple?
00:19:59There are no couples in my team.
00:20:02Both of you, my office, now.
00:20:12Sit.
00:20:18I've had players think that they can hide from me.
00:20:22But I've got eyes everywhere.
00:20:27How long of the two have you been dating?
00:20:40We're not dating.
00:20:42Ugh, I do not like to smell the bullshit, Becca.
00:20:47Fraternization between my players is strictly prohibited.
00:20:52Coach, that's not fair.
00:20:54Max, you belong to me until you get picked by the National League.
00:20:59I own you.
00:21:02That was our deal.
00:21:05Yeah.
00:21:09Max and I can't help the way we feel about each other.
00:21:12You're both off my team.
00:21:16You're both off my team.
00:21:18Coach, you can't do this.
00:21:20My team, my rules.
00:21:23Seriously, every single guy on the boys team has swapped fluids with somebody on the girls team.
00:21:28I don't care about them, Max.
00:21:31Max, I care about you.
00:21:34And if Miss Morris here cared about you as much as I do, she complied to my rules.
00:21:50I care about him way more than you do.
00:21:55You could never.
00:21:57Please, Coach, I need this scholarship to stay in school.
00:22:02Meet me on the field to save your scholarship.
00:22:068 a.m. sharp.
00:22:14Clifftown Cougars.
00:22:15I found out two of my players broke my cardinal rule of fraternization.
00:22:21So I'm making an example of them.
00:22:24You.
00:22:25I can't believe my brother would date a loser like her.
00:22:29Becca, if you want to stay on my team, dump Max right now in front of everyone.
00:22:40Dump Max right now in front of everyone.
00:22:54I can't do that.
00:22:56Dump him or you're off my team.
00:23:00Listen, Coach.
00:23:00Coach, I was thinking about the conversation we had earlier and you're right.
00:23:06Nothing should take me away from the game or you.
00:23:10Becca and I are better off as friends.
00:23:13Right, Becca?
00:23:15Oh my god.
00:23:16Max is just pretending.
00:23:18He's actually helping.
00:23:23You're spineless.
00:23:34Becca, Becca.
00:23:35Hey, hey.
00:23:38Becca, that was close.
00:23:40We have to do a better job at hiding our relationship.
00:23:43Hiding our relationship?
00:23:46Max, we can't talk anymore.
00:23:48Becca, think about us.
00:23:50I can't think about us.
00:23:52I have to think about her.
00:24:01I can't believe I overslept and missed my first advanced bio class.
00:24:05Miss Morris, you missed my class today.
00:24:09I should just drop you all together.
00:24:12Lucky for you, this young man has offered to be your lab partner.
00:24:17Max?
00:24:19Daddy partner.
00:24:23You're in my bio class?
00:24:25When Max found out you were in my class, he offered to help.
00:24:29Now let me find you your assignment.
00:24:35I told you we couldn't talk anymore.
00:24:37I know.
00:24:39Your rejection shot right through my heart.
00:24:41What are you afraid?
00:24:43Afraid that you won't be able to resist me?
00:24:55You know, despite my pregnancy, I'm not some sex addict.
00:24:58I can resist you.
00:25:00Good.
00:25:01Because I need to ace this class.
00:25:06So why is a freshman like you in advanced biology?
00:25:10Well, I came to Clifton College for the bio program.
00:25:14It's the best in the country.
00:25:17So that's why you need the soccer scholarship?
00:25:19Yeah, and I don't need you distracting me from this class or getting me kicked off the team.
00:25:24The only way you'll pass this class is by completing your project with your lab partner.
00:25:30I suggest you start as early as possible.
00:25:34Well, great.
00:25:36I think we should start tonight.
00:25:39Leave me to my place at 8.
00:25:41Good idea.
00:25:43See you there.
00:26:03Come on in.
00:26:15Really, Max?
00:26:16A house party?
00:26:18I swear I didn't know this was happening.
00:26:20I'm leaving.
00:26:22Hey, what's the big deal?
00:26:32Can't be pregnant at a frat party.
00:26:36Well, you're doing fine so far.
00:26:40Ma.
00:26:42I'll be right back.
00:26:46You know, the guys in this frat are looking for hot girls, not ones with venereal diseases.
00:26:53I'm here with Max.
00:26:55Well, in that case, here's a special treat on behalf of the team.
00:27:03They do look pretty good.
00:27:06The baby's going crazy for them.
00:27:15Wow, I think I found my first pregnancy craving.
00:27:21Those are pot brownies.
00:27:26Hot brownies?
00:27:27Yeah, the guys make them for every party.
00:27:30Oh, wait.
00:27:31Did I just jerk the baby?
00:27:36What a spaz.
00:27:46Becca.
00:27:48Becca, let me in.
00:27:49Go away.
00:27:50I want to help.
00:28:00Leave me alone.
00:28:02I will once you let me in.
00:28:09Okay, maybe I can, like, throw it up before I get to the baby or something.
00:28:14Here, I got you.
00:28:17What baby?
00:28:22Oh, Parker, what are you doing here?
00:28:25You don't go to the school?
00:28:27No, but I sell drugs to students that do.
00:28:31Now, tell me, what were you saying about a baby?
00:28:34It's what me and Becca call each other.
00:28:37Right, baby?
00:28:38Parker can't find out that I'm pregnant.
00:28:40If he does, he'll figure out that the baby's his.
00:28:49I...
00:28:50I gotta go.
00:28:53Has anyone seen the drug dealer that Gamer called?
00:28:57No.
00:28:59Hi.
00:29:01Who are you?
00:29:02I'm the guy who's got what you're looking for.
00:29:06Great.
00:29:07How can I repay you?
00:29:09Ugh.
00:29:16Becca, I'm not letting you leave until you talk to me.
00:29:23Becca, I'm not letting you leave until you talk to me.
00:29:26About what?
00:29:27How you tricked me into coming to a party by saying we were going to study?
00:29:30I didn't know there was going to be a party.
00:29:34Look, Max, you're hot.
00:29:37You're talented.
00:29:38You've got so much charisma, it's practically oozing out of you.
00:29:43I'm sure being with a girl like me is a fun adventure for you.
00:29:46But now I have someone that is more important to me than you will ever be.
00:29:51So please just leave me alone and stop making my life so complicated.
00:29:59I'm not trying to make your life more complicated.
00:30:06It's too late for that now.
00:30:08Things are beyond complicated.
00:30:14They don't have to be.
00:30:18I gotta go.
00:30:24Is that blood?
00:30:30Why am I bleeding?
00:30:31Maybe it's the baby.
00:30:33The brownies.
00:30:33Do you think I'm having a reaction?
00:30:34I'm taking you to the hospital.
00:30:36You're taking me?
00:30:37Yes, Becca, look, this is all my fault, okay?
00:30:39I'm so sorry.
00:30:40Let me take care of you.
00:30:46I don't need you, Max.
00:30:48I can do this on my own.
00:30:56I don't need you, Max.
00:30:57I told you I was going to do this on my own.
00:31:00And I told you that I'm going to be here through it all, okay?
00:31:04Uh, nurse, excuse me.
00:31:05Um, we need some help.
00:31:06We're a little nervous about the baby.
00:31:07Are you okay?
00:31:08Hey!
00:31:09Oi!
00:31:10I'll get you a rum.
00:31:11Thank you.
00:31:16I can't find the baby.
00:31:22What do you mean?
00:31:23The baby's not moving?
00:31:24I'm not getting any response on the monitor.
00:31:27Well, look harder.
00:31:30Have you done something to put this child in danger?
00:31:33Something I need to know about?
00:31:35Well, I...
00:31:36I mean, I ate some brownies and then I was coughing up blood.
00:31:40It's okay.
00:31:40It's okay.
00:31:41Calm down.
00:31:42It'll be alright.
00:31:50You're right.
00:31:51I just...
00:31:52Would you believe everything's going to be fine?
00:31:54That's my girl.
00:31:58The baby!
00:32:02It's kicking.
00:32:11I haven't felt the baby kick before.
00:32:13Wow.
00:32:14She's a little soccer player.
00:32:16Like her mama.
00:32:18Nurse, you're good to see the ICU.
00:32:20I have to go.
00:32:22I'll leave you two with your baby.
00:32:27This might sound crazy.
00:32:29I mean, I know it's just...
00:32:31A little bean on the monitor, but...
00:32:35I've never loved anything so much.
00:32:40Love makes you crazy.
00:32:43I guess I was acting pretty crazy at the party earlier.
00:32:46You shouldn't have been at that party to begin with.
00:32:51I...
00:32:53We...
00:32:55We...
00:32:55We...
00:32:56Forgive you.
00:32:58Thank you.
00:33:07Max !
00:33:08Qu'est-ce que tu fais ici ?
00:33:10Qui est-ce ?
00:33:12Je suis Lindsay. Max's ex.
00:33:19Les choses ont changé depuis la dernière fois que tu vois, Maxipad.
00:33:24Oui, tu es très différent de la dernière fois que tu vois.
00:33:28Je veux dire les bonnes.
00:33:31C'est trop weird. Max, c'est-ce que c'est votre bébé ?
00:33:34C'est rien de votre business.
00:33:36Listen, je peux expliquer tout, ok ?
00:33:44Oui, tu dois expliquer.
00:33:46Lindsay et je...
00:33:47... sont destinés pour l'autre.
00:33:49Là !
00:33:50Problem solved.
00:33:53Can-tu qu'on laisse nous alone ?
00:33:55Max et je dois parler.
00:33:57Ok, ok, c'est...
00:33:58... c'est trop bizarre.
00:34:00C'est fini, Max.
00:34:00No, Becca, wait !
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