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00:00:12SOMEBODY'S IN HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!
00:00:14Then hurry the fuck up!
00:00:30Hey Cheryl, what's taking so long?
00:00:32You fall in?
00:00:34I'm almost done!
00:00:38What the?
00:00:39Where's the fucking toilet paper?
00:00:42I'm gonna have to piss off the fucking balcony!
00:00:44Get the fuck out of there!
00:00:49Get out of there!
00:00:50Come on, dammit!
00:00:57You selfish jerk!
00:01:04Learn to flush, goddammit!
00:01:16You think life's like a cartoon?
00:01:19It's hard for us birds, too.
00:01:22Rubbish!
00:01:22People give you bread.
00:01:24They give me poison.
00:01:25I'm sick of this shit.
00:01:27You still here?
00:01:28Tell me, what's he bitching about now?
00:01:31Feeling sorry for himself, Cheryl.
00:01:33Says life is unfair.
00:01:36That being a rat's really fucked up.
00:01:39Well, I told you to stop using that word!
00:01:42What word?
00:01:43Rat or fucked up?
00:01:44Yes, it's rat, you asshat!
00:01:46Hey, cut the crap!
00:01:48Decisions have to be made for tonight's party.
00:01:50Is it gonna be fish or beef?
00:01:52Oh, I know!
00:01:53What was that second thing again?
00:01:56Was it fish?
00:01:57Was it fish?
00:01:58Yes, it was fish!
00:02:00But you don't know how to fish, do you?
00:02:01You know I can't swim.
00:02:03I'm a land gull.
00:02:05You wanna go drown?
00:02:06Be my guest.
00:02:08Shut the fuck up!
00:02:09I'll get the fish, you get the booze.
00:02:11Get off your lazy asses and get on it, hopeless.
00:02:15Okay, okay, but I gotta warn you.
00:02:18It's gonna be hard without cash.
00:02:20Stop making excuses.
00:02:21Do I look like I care?
00:02:22You're a thief, so go ahead and fucking steal some.
00:02:26Looks like this is our cue to get out of here.
00:02:30Enjoy the music.
00:02:32Let's go now.
00:02:34Fuck, I hate this town.
00:02:45Let's go now.
00:03:09Shadow!
00:03:11Shadow!
00:03:12Yo, Shadow!
00:03:14Buddy!
00:03:19Shiro!
00:03:21Shiro!
00:03:23Shiro!
00:03:24Shiro! Where are you?
00:03:28What the hell?
00:03:30You call that shit music?
00:03:32A deaf and dumb choir would sound better.
00:03:34Fuck you!
00:03:35It sounds like your mama gave up the cello,
00:03:37took up the chainsaw,
00:03:38and used it to saw through her fat ass!
00:03:40Shut your cat flap!
00:03:43Hey Shiro, it's me!
00:03:45Boss! Who is it?
00:03:47Shiro! Boss!
00:03:49It's Blackie!
00:03:51You gotta come!
00:03:53Right away! It's the most
00:03:55beautiful thing I've ever seen!
00:03:58She's the cat's meow to your house!
00:04:00She's the...
00:04:01That's only if you're interested.
00:04:03I mean, of course. What do you think?
00:04:05Pedigree? Oh yeah!
00:04:07Siamese! Clean! Soft!
00:04:09Curvy! Real classy!
00:04:11Like me!
00:04:13Well, I guess it'll be a while before they get back with the fun stuff.
00:04:17So yeah, why not?
00:04:19Siamese, huh?
00:04:20Are they the ones with the flat nose?
00:04:21And the bushy tail?
00:04:23No, no, no! They're brutes!
00:04:25These ones have the velvet boots!
00:04:27Really sexy!
00:04:29Oh! Do you think she'll like my fine ass?
00:04:32You betcha! How could she possibly say no?
00:04:34No clam jam here, bro!
00:04:35She's prime cut tenderloin, ready for roasting!
00:04:38RAAAGH!
00:04:39But you gotta come now, or she'll be gone!
00:04:51RAAAGH!
00:04:51Hey, can't you learn some respect, fat kitty?
00:04:54You cut off my credit, and you want respect?
00:04:56Stupid old spice!
00:04:59No credit for you, ever again!
00:05:04One day Karma will catch up with him.
00:05:08Excuse me, sir. I'm looking for someone.
00:05:11What am I? Information center?
00:05:14Use your phone like the other kids, okay?
00:05:18Hey!
00:05:21Tell me what she likes.
00:05:23I've got a party to plan,
00:05:24so I want to skip the small talk,
00:05:26and get straight to the point.
00:05:28Ooh! A party!
00:05:29Can I come?
00:05:30Just tell me!
00:05:32Oh man, you love her!
00:05:34They call her princess.
00:05:36She's all curves.
00:05:38A tight little fur boy,
00:05:39built for comfort, not for speed.
00:05:44Just lay back and enjoy the ride.
00:05:46And all she would say is,
00:05:49Ride, chitter!
00:05:50Ride!
00:05:51You did that so good,
00:05:52I almost came in my fur!
00:05:54All part of the service!
00:05:57Did you know I'm starting Furbook?
00:05:59The cat-on-cat hookup app?
00:06:01Blacky, you went back to pimping?
00:06:04No! No! This is legit!
00:06:07Do you know how hard it is to get laid in this city?
00:06:10Even in season!
00:06:11The pedigrees find husbands,
00:06:13and we get a piece of the action!
00:06:14Are you gonna have booze at the party?
00:06:16Of course!
00:06:17I got it all under control!
00:06:21Ah!
00:06:23One hundred percent proof at five o'clock!
00:06:36Ah ah!
00:06:40Ah!
00:06:43Ah!
00:07:10Shit, I lost it!
00:07:12Hee hee hee, nice cologne!
00:07:14What is it? O.D. Rodente?
00:07:16Shut up!
00:07:18Chill, dude! I gotta say, it's an improvement!
00:07:22Yeah, right! Shut the fuck up and fly!
00:07:24Anybody ever tell you you've got a negative attitude?
00:07:27Yes, and I'm positive you're an idiot!
00:07:32Purr, kitty purr.
00:07:34They say this breed dates back 2,000 years to China.
00:07:38Only an emperor could have her.
00:07:39So, of course, I thought of you, my friend.
00:07:42I also thought maybe you should have a new name.
00:07:46Chairman Meow!
00:07:50Meow!
00:07:52Meow!
00:07:56Meow!
00:07:58Meow!
00:08:00Meow!
00:08:00Meow!
00:08:02Hello, my little princess.
00:08:08You are so cute!
00:08:10I want to eat you up and kiss your kissy face!
00:08:15Aw, look what you did!
00:08:17You signed it!
00:08:21Oh, shit!
00:08:22I'm late again!
00:08:24Meow!
00:08:25Meow!
00:08:27Not now!
00:08:33I have to go.
00:08:39Okay princess!
00:08:41I'll be back soon!
00:08:42You be a good girl while I'm gone.
00:08:46Come on!
00:09:22Hey, baby, I'm Shiro. Let's get busy.
00:09:26Let's move.
00:09:28What the? Fly a bird?
00:09:31I think she likes me.
00:09:46What just happened?
00:09:52She could have just said no.
00:09:54Shit, what have we done?
00:09:57Is she dead?
00:09:59Oh, man!
00:10:07Shiro, Shiro, Shiro! Quickly! Let's go!
00:10:10Don't panic. It's not our fault.
00:10:12She obviously had intimacy issues.
00:10:17Ah! He's back! Shit!
00:10:30Okay, okay. Hang on.
00:10:35Princess? Hello?
00:10:39Princess?
00:10:42Sweetheart?
00:10:45Princess?
00:10:47Princess?
00:10:50Princess? Princess? Princess?
00:10:54My baby!
00:11:08He's losing it.
00:11:09We've got to get out of here now.
00:11:12I love you.
00:11:14Wake up.
00:11:26Um, it was an accident.
00:11:28We just, she just...
00:11:30Tell him, Cheryl.
00:11:32I swear it's the truth.
00:11:35That's enough!
00:11:37Oh, no.
00:11:40I've hit Cheryl.
00:11:44Blackie?
00:11:44Buddy.
00:11:46Tell him, boys, that I died as I lived, three inches deep.
00:11:52Oh, say, can you see, love?
00:12:44I need a drink.
00:12:54Sharo!
00:12:56Cheryl!
00:12:57Cheryl!
00:12:58Where are you?
00:13:00Where is he?
00:13:02Where the fuck is he?
00:13:04Woo!
00:13:06Hey, you tell him, okay?
00:13:08I sure don't want to.
00:13:10I won't have to tell him.
00:13:11He'll know.
00:13:12He always does.
00:13:13Yeah, that's true.
00:13:19Hey, Cheryl.
00:13:21I've got a surprise for you.
00:13:23Get out of my face, old man.
00:13:24I'm in no mood for surprises today.
00:13:27No, no, trust me.
00:13:29You love this one.
00:13:31So, you finally come to your senses.
00:13:33Great, give me a beer.
00:13:35Hey, what?
00:13:37No, knock that.
00:13:39Pause off.
00:13:39Ah, look who's here.
00:13:43What's that?
00:13:45Hello.
00:13:46My name is Taco.
00:13:50Papa?
00:13:51It's talking to me.
00:13:53What are you talking about?
00:13:55He looks just like you.
00:13:56It's incredible.
00:13:58Since when do cats have sons?
00:14:10Trust me, kid.
00:14:12You're better off without him.
00:14:15He's a lost cause.
00:14:21Ah, there he is.
00:14:23He's empty-handed, too.
00:14:26That's great.
00:14:27But it means we're gonna starve tonight.
00:14:30And you call me an idiot.
00:14:34Oh, can't you please come, son?
00:14:38You can't cancel at the last minute.
00:14:40But it's only once a year.
00:14:43Have your favorite ready?
00:14:46Please reconsider.
00:14:48We're having fish.
00:14:50It's already in the fridge.
00:14:52Hmm?
00:14:54Hmm?
00:14:56It's been so long, so easy to sit in.
00:15:00Come.
00:15:03Wait, who, who, who is there?
00:15:21Stop!
00:15:22Where did that come from?
00:15:25I got the fish.
00:15:27Start pouring the booze.
00:15:28It's time for us to drink.
00:15:34What's wrong, bro?
00:15:37He didn't make it.
00:15:40Who's he?
00:15:43You know.
00:15:44Blackie the pimp.
00:15:49Slain like a dog.
00:15:51May he rest in peace.
00:15:52Let's put a glass out for my friend.
00:15:55Hey.
00:15:56Where's the booze?
00:15:58Um, we couldn't find any.
00:16:01It's so dry.
00:16:02Birds are building nests with razor wire.
00:16:05There's nothing.
00:16:06Nada.
00:16:08Zip.
00:16:08You're a moron.
00:16:10But what's your excuse?
00:16:11We don't work for you.
00:16:13We are supposed to be friends.
00:16:14But Mr.
00:16:15My jaw is twice the size of my head.
00:16:17Couldn't give a shit what we went through today.
00:16:20Too right.
00:16:20I don't care.
00:16:21Screw it.
00:16:22I'm out of here.
00:16:23You ungrateful son of a she-cat hag.
00:16:26We bust our asses for you,
00:16:28and all you can do is insult us.
00:16:30What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:16:32Excuse me.
00:16:36Who are you?
00:16:38He looks like a mini-sharo.
00:16:41The poor kid.
00:16:50Yes.
00:16:56Water.
00:17:06Motherfucker, you drank it all.
00:17:08You know other people live here, right?
00:17:10Selfish prick.
00:17:12You ingrate.
00:17:13Cows produce more milk when played classical music.
00:17:16Plants grow taller,
00:17:19but you grow fat and ugly.
00:17:20You call that shit music?
00:17:22You suck.
00:17:23You wouldn't know good music
00:17:25if it fucked you in the ass.
00:17:27Screw you, tank.
00:17:29Cheryl.
00:17:29And what use are you?
00:17:30You don't bother to feed me
00:17:32or get me any booze,
00:17:34but you still stretch your fat ass around
00:17:36claiming to be a goddamn cat lover.
00:17:38Can I get a moment of peace?
00:17:40Just one.
00:17:41Get out of here, you loser.
00:17:42I'm a loser.
00:17:43When did you last get laid?
00:17:45You're too busy stroking your noise maker.
00:17:47What?
00:17:48She's all you care about.
00:17:50Leave her out of this.
00:17:52Cheryl.
00:17:57Miserable hater.
00:17:58Damn it, Cheryl!
00:18:02Look what you did to my Lulu!
00:18:04You violated her!
00:18:08Who is it?
00:18:09Fuck!
00:18:10It's your landlord.
00:18:12That monster.
00:18:14Hideous.
00:18:15Man-faced.
00:18:17Freak shop piece of...
00:18:21Okay, lady.
00:18:22Let me just pull this down.
00:18:24What'd that butthole do now?
00:18:25I can't breathe.
00:18:26Are you okay?
00:18:27Silence!
00:18:28Don't call me lady.
00:18:30Besides, you're as bad as him.
00:18:32Haven't paid a cent in months.
00:18:34Really?
00:18:35You sure?
00:18:35For years and years and years and years and years
00:18:37you have taken advantage of me.
00:18:39I have had enough.
00:18:40You're both evicted.
00:18:41I want you out of my apartment now.
00:18:43I hope a big fat bone gets stuck in his throat
00:18:46and he chokes.
00:18:47The little bastard stole your fish, huh?
00:18:49How about I tear him in half
00:18:52and stuff him like a muppet
00:18:54as a present to your grandson?
00:18:56Eh!
00:18:57Too little, too late.
00:18:59Please?
00:18:59Shut up!
00:19:00I can't believe I'm going to say...
00:19:03this.
00:19:04But I'll give you one more day to pay off.
00:19:07One day?
00:19:08Not my problem.
00:19:09How?
00:19:09Have it tomorrow.
00:19:11Or I'll have the police
00:19:12throw you out on the street.
00:19:13You hear me, lowlife bum?
00:19:16Be reasonable.
00:19:17Please.
00:19:18One day.
00:19:19That's it.
00:19:20Got it?
00:19:21Okay, then.
00:19:22Let me get the door for you.
00:19:23God damn it.
00:19:29Why is he here?
00:19:31He's really funny, Shiro.
00:19:33Where have you been hiding him?
00:19:35His sense of humor must come from his mother.
00:19:38I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:19:41but you're not wanted here.
00:19:42But, Dad, I'm your son.
00:19:44Do you have any idea how much seed I've sown?
00:19:46It's nothing to be proud of.
00:19:48Think they all call me Dad?
00:19:49Get lost!
00:19:50Chill out, Shiro.
00:19:52Stay out of it!
00:19:53But, Dad...
00:19:54Get the fuck out of here!
00:19:55Get moving!
00:19:56It was so hard to find you,
00:19:58and I only just got here.
00:20:00Goodbye.
00:20:03Dude, that was harsh.
00:20:04Even for you?
00:20:06What is it?
00:20:08It's time to die.
00:20:10Now, your ninth life is over.
00:20:14Finito!
00:20:16You understand?
00:20:19What on earth is it now, Tank?
00:20:29Come on.
00:20:30They have some things to work out.
00:20:32Yeah, no shit.
00:20:35Tank.
00:20:38Tank.
00:20:38Tank.
00:20:40Well, no more, Kat.
00:20:43You and I are through.
00:20:45Get out of here.
00:20:47Go.
00:20:48Now!
00:20:49What are you talking about?
00:20:50You're the one that's supposed to pay the rent.
00:20:53From now on,
00:20:54you're on your own.
00:20:57Astray.
00:20:57Vagrant.
00:21:00Bastard.
00:21:01Bastard.
00:21:03Bastard.
00:21:20To hell with him.
00:21:22What kind of father turns away a nice boy like you?
00:21:26Come, live with me.
00:21:28You can be my kitty.
00:21:29You know I have plenty of food, yes?
00:21:32And all the milk you could ever want, huh?
00:21:34There's nothing for me here.
00:21:36Nothing.
00:21:37I know when I'm not wanted.
00:21:40I'm getting used to that.
00:21:42Thanks anyway, Sammy.
00:21:43Okay, okay.
00:21:45But at least let me give you some food.
00:21:49I've lost my appetite.
00:21:50I gotta go.
00:21:52Goodbye then.
00:21:54Take care, my little friend.
00:22:00So much for friendship.
00:22:04I don't need that jerk off.
00:22:07I'm my own man.
00:22:11He's the bastard.
00:22:13Not me.
00:22:18I really need to get some pussy.
00:22:21Right now.
00:22:50It's the end of the road, Snow White.
00:22:54You've got two choices.
00:22:56We can do this the easy way or the fun way.
00:23:00Or the hard way.
00:23:03Very hard.
00:23:04Pun intended.
00:23:07Hey, baby.
00:23:10Looks like fun.
00:23:12Can I join?
00:23:13Huh.
00:23:20What's your name?
00:23:22M-my name?
00:23:24Miss Cat.
00:23:26Miss Cat?
00:23:27So you're not a missus then?
00:23:30Scram, Alley Cat.
00:23:32She's ours.
00:23:33Now where were we beautiful?
00:23:36Before we were interrupted by these poundhounds.
00:23:41Shall we get out of here and ditch the fleabags?
00:23:46You bastard.
00:23:50What did you say?
00:23:52Bastard.
00:23:53Bastard?
00:23:54Bastard.
00:23:55I'm a bastard.
00:23:57Damn right.
00:23:57So let's get this straight.
00:23:59He didn't mean it.
00:24:01Yeah, I did.
00:24:02Maybe you should take it back?
00:24:04No chance.
00:24:05I'm a bastard.
00:24:06You deaf.
00:24:07Say it one more time, you nudist son of a mut...
00:24:10Bastard, bastard.
00:24:12Bastard.
00:24:13Bastard, bastard, bastard.
00:24:14Bastard.
00:24:22He moved.
00:24:23You're crazy.
00:24:25You need to sleep.
00:24:26But his heart's still beating.
00:24:28But that's impossible.
00:24:30His brain's in a jar.
00:24:49Stop! Stop!
00:25:01No!
00:25:07Princess?
00:25:09Oh, Princess.
00:25:12Oh, Princess.
00:25:27Carol!
00:25:31Oh, Princess.
00:25:35Carol!
00:25:46Ah, my hero.
00:25:54You saved my life.
00:25:55This is a dangerous neighborhood for a girl like you.
00:25:58Ah, so I see.
00:26:01We just moved here.
00:26:02I wanted to check out the neighborhood,
00:26:04but then those thugs started chasing me.
00:26:07And if you didn't come along...
00:26:09No problem. At your service.
00:26:11You're so sweet.
00:26:12Really?
00:26:16Let's cut out the chase.
00:26:20Isn't that a little direct?
00:26:21Of course.
00:26:22We don't even know each other.
00:26:24Fine. We do it your way.
00:26:26Miss Cat, Shadow. Shadow, Miss Cat.
00:26:29And they say romance is dead.
00:26:32Try asking me out on a date.
00:26:34Are you serious?
00:26:36We're cats, not people.
00:26:38We meet, we share.
00:26:41Okay, Cheryl.
00:26:44Okay, Cheryl.
00:26:44Bye-bye.
00:26:46Okay, okay, okay.
00:26:48Fine. You win.
00:26:49Oh, my owner's calling me.
00:26:51It's dinner time.
00:26:53Stay. I'll give you a little bit of Cheryl time.
00:26:56Honey, I'm pure Angora.
00:26:58You can't afford my time.
00:27:00So, you're a pedigree, huh?
00:27:04Of course. What are you?
00:27:05Tabby. What's wrong with that?
00:27:08A Tabby.
00:27:09Is that even a breed?
00:27:14Not today, it seems.
00:27:17Perhaps we could meet here later.
00:27:19If you like.
00:27:20Oh, I like.
00:27:22You're eager.
00:27:23Oh, I'm not really known for my patience.
00:27:25Boo!
00:27:29Thank you, miss.
00:27:30Can I have another?
00:27:38When the moon is high, I'll be here.
00:27:51Could this be love?
00:27:56I'll be here.
00:28:00I'll be here.
00:28:01I'll be here.
00:28:02I'll be here.
00:28:04I'll be here.
00:28:06Fuck off!
00:28:11She kissed me.
00:28:15I'm in love.
00:28:21I'm in love.
00:28:23Fuck you all.
00:28:25Cheryl's in love.
00:28:27Furball loving love.
00:28:29Love!
00:28:31I'm in love!
00:28:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:28:34Boo!
00:28:35Ha!
00:28:36Ha ha ha ha!
00:28:39Cheryl!
00:28:41Oh!
00:28:43Die!
00:28:46His head is dead.
00:28:52Revenge!
00:29:06My good man Simi!
00:29:08Isn't life wonderful?
00:29:09No, it isn't.
00:29:11And you're still cut off.
00:29:13Let me ask you something.
00:29:14What now?
00:29:15I need some advice.
00:29:17A recommendation.
00:29:18Not for free.
00:29:19I met a girl Simi.
00:29:21I'm in love.
00:29:23You think I will help you get another girl in trouble?
00:29:27I don't think so.
00:29:29After all I've done for you?
00:29:31I just wanted to give her a gift.
00:29:33Something special.
00:29:34And I wanted your opinion.
00:29:36So?
00:29:36Is a bottle of wine a good gift?
00:29:38And you'd pay for this bottle of wine how?
00:29:42Come on Simi.
00:29:43Don't be like that.
00:29:45How about a beer?
00:29:46You really are quite thick.
00:29:47What's wrong with you?
00:29:49To win a woman's heart.
00:29:50You don't give her liquor.
00:29:52You give her flowers.
00:29:55So give me flowers.
00:29:56I've got bread in the shape of a flower.
00:29:59But only for something called money.
00:30:02Ah!
00:30:02Screw you!
00:30:03Go on.
00:30:04Go on.
00:30:04Leave.
00:30:06Casanova.
00:30:06Fuck your man.
00:30:16Sure.
00:30:16Yah, I'll give her a while to buy somethingры.
00:30:17He's adorable.
00:30:35Here you go, little guy.
00:30:37Come on, take it.
00:30:40Come on.
00:30:42Take it.
00:30:46Here you go.
00:30:48I've had some meetings before, but nothing quite like that pounding.
00:30:54Well, he'll be pussing boots soon.
00:30:56Excuse me.
00:31:01I feel like my insides are on the outside.
00:31:07A fucking alley cat.
00:31:09Why is his head so big?
00:31:12It's unnatural.
00:31:13He must be on growth hormones or something.
00:31:16Well, he'll get his.
00:31:27Sheryl!
00:31:28You die!
00:31:39Sheryl!
00:31:42Sheryl!
00:31:44Sheryl!
00:31:46Sheryl!
00:31:48Sheryl!
00:31:49Hey, he's looking for him too.
00:31:52Sheryl!
00:31:56Sheryl!
00:31:58Sheryl!
00:31:59Uh, I know where he is, mister.
00:32:01What the hell?
00:32:02Sheryl!
00:32:05say, there's a lot not as he's trading-
00:32:18Sheryl!
00:32:28I don't know.
00:32:58I got you some flowers.
00:33:00You like them?
00:33:02You like flowers?
00:33:04Take it!
00:33:05God damn it!
00:33:06For you?
00:33:06For you.
00:33:07For you.
00:33:08Fucking flowers!
00:33:11Like that's gonna work.
00:33:13Pull it together, man.
00:33:15You are as sweet as this.
00:33:18God, could I be more of a pussy?
00:33:20I can't do this.
00:33:22I'm out of here.
00:33:25Hi, handsome.
00:33:27Man, how long have you been there?
00:33:33Ew, they smell like shit.
00:33:35Grown with cholinic filtration.
00:33:36It's the latest technique.
00:33:41You're cute.
00:33:43You know that?
00:33:43And you're wonderful.
00:33:46And you're cute.
00:33:48And you're wonderful.
00:34:00Open your eyes.
00:34:05How do you like that?
00:34:07Huh?
00:34:08Bastard.
00:34:09Bastard.
00:34:10Bastard.
00:34:12Bastard.
00:34:13How'd that feel, dirtbag?
00:34:16Literal.
00:34:17Sons of bitches.
00:34:18He's mine.
00:34:20All mine.
00:34:22Mine.
00:34:23Mine!
00:34:24I thought you died already.
00:34:33You're...
00:34:34dead.
00:34:36Now.
00:34:41You're dead.
00:34:42You're dead.
00:34:42You're dead.
00:34:43You're dead.
00:34:44You're dead.
00:34:46You're dead.
00:34:46Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
00:34:54Princess Dad.
00:34:58Miss Kitty.
00:35:00She's dead.
00:35:03Leave her alone.
00:35:05She had nothing to do with it.
00:35:07Come after me, you zombie prick.
00:35:11Revenge.
00:35:12Revenge.
00:35:13Revenge.
00:35:15Revenge.
00:35:15Hi-ya!
00:35:19Go get him.
00:35:24Mini-Jero.
00:35:26Yeah!
00:35:26You're mine!
00:35:31Roar!
00:35:41Fence out!
00:35:42Nice gold on us, goalcap!
00:35:56Papa!
00:36:06Leave me be! I just want to get laid!
00:36:28This little one is so sweet. Is he your son?
00:36:32He wishes he was.
00:36:33Yeah, I'm your son. My mother's name is Mimosa.
00:36:36Mimosa? From old Chinatown?
00:36:40That's her.
00:36:41A brunette, right?
00:36:43Yeah, that's her!
00:36:49I don't know her! Get out of here!
00:36:56Hang on a second. You only just met him?
00:37:00Twice, but he keeps giving me the brush off.
00:37:03I should go. You two have a lot of catching up to do.
00:37:08No, you will stay, he'll go.
00:37:10Been nice knowing you, kid.
00:37:12Why don't you go back to your mama, okay?
00:37:15Tell her, Cheryl called. And he wants his comeback.
00:37:20So, why don't we get out of here?
00:37:24My mom's dead.
00:37:25Huh? Mimmy's dead? How?
00:37:30As if you care!
00:37:32Wait, kid.
00:37:34Wow, that sucks.
00:37:35You're just gonna let him leave?
00:37:37He's fine. You saw him before.
00:37:40He can take care of himself.
00:37:44Fine, huh?
00:37:46Yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup.
00:37:49Stop!
00:38:19Tank!
00:38:21Tank!
00:38:23Open the fucking door!
00:38:30You're making me look bad in front of my girl!
00:38:39John wouldn't do this to Garfield!
00:38:45Goddamn mouth breather!
00:38:49He came to see his father.
00:38:51His father?
00:38:53Since when do cats have fathers?
00:38:55We're not people!
00:38:56You are my dad!
00:38:59Oh!
00:39:02Right!
00:39:14Not bad, kid.
00:39:16Not bad!
00:39:18Next time, don't use your wrist.
00:39:19Next time, do it from your shoulder.
00:39:21Watch!
00:39:22Like this!
00:39:25Thanks.
00:39:25I'll try that next time.
00:39:31Alright.
00:39:33Let's get something to eat.
00:39:37Thank God, I'm so hungry.
00:39:39I could eat my own food twice.
00:39:42Kid, did you meet the guy from the grocery store?
00:39:46Yes.
00:39:48I have an idea.
00:39:54Hey, Sammy.
00:39:55Got any empty boxes?
00:39:57I might have a couple.
00:39:59Out the back, with the rats.
00:40:02What about the money you owe me?
00:40:05You have the money, right?
00:40:06Do I look like a bum?
00:40:08Incredible.
00:40:13Yes, you do.
00:40:14Sammy!
00:40:15What?
00:40:16Sammy!
00:40:18Not you again.
00:40:24The cat's in the cradle.
00:40:26Cheryl's giving me a chance to stay.
00:40:28Isn't it great?
00:40:29Oh?
00:40:30You sure?
00:40:32What's in it for him?
00:40:34There's nothing.
00:40:35He's a changed cat, I swear.
00:40:37Unlikely.
00:40:38And what is this chance to stay he talks about?
00:40:43If you must know, I'm on a mission from God.
00:40:46Who the hell does he think he is?
00:40:49And them, Blue's brother?
00:40:51The thing is, I can only stay if I get some booze.
00:40:55Or I'm out.
00:40:57Permanently.
00:40:58No way.
00:40:59Not a drop.
00:41:00He's on his own.
00:41:02I can't help you.
00:41:04No more credit for that moocher.
00:41:08No.
00:41:09Okay.
00:41:10Thanks.
00:41:11I understand.
00:41:12You were my last hope of staying.
00:41:15Farewell, Papa.
00:41:18Alright.
00:41:19Okay.
00:41:20You got me.
00:41:21And what else do you want?
00:41:23Four fried chickens and a Coke!
00:41:25Yee!
00:41:28Mini-sharo.
00:41:38Dad!
00:41:39Help!
00:41:41Let me go!
00:41:41What now?
00:41:47Can I have just one moment apiece?
00:42:11This guy is really fucking up on the superfㅋ
00:42:13I'm coming!
00:42:17This guy is really fucking up on the beach.
00:42:19my day kill me if you want to don't breathe on me
00:42:54yo whatever you do don't slow down follow my lead pizza boy
00:43:22go go faster get him
00:43:32time to die
00:43:46come on
00:43:49get closer pizza boy
00:43:51yes angry kitty
00:44:21come on grab my hand
00:44:23can't reach it
00:44:36dad
00:44:49i wanted a drink but i thought you were a goner
00:44:55look out
00:45:14no
00:45:15no
00:45:42dad grab my hand
00:45:51thank god you're okay
00:46:00i want this boarded up tighter than the cats behind
00:46:03you
00:46:05get lost
00:46:06i'm not welcome here
00:46:09if i catch you i'll turn you into a minx sweater
00:46:19haven't you got a hint yet
00:46:24and
00:46:26and
00:46:26come back
00:46:40hey easy rider thanks for the lift this is us
00:46:51you
00:46:52your girlfriend is gone
00:46:53and
00:46:54don't even
00:46:55try
00:46:56to come in
00:46:57you are locked up for good
00:46:59miss cat
00:47:08miss cat
00:47:11miss cat
00:47:14miss cat
00:47:23where are you miss cat
00:47:24damn it
00:47:28you
00:47:32fuck my life
00:47:42step back everybody we need more room move it
00:47:45come on
00:47:47come on
00:47:47back up people come on
00:47:48you heard the man
00:47:54okay
00:47:57Paul
00:48:07Paul
00:48:08holy shit
00:48:08who is that
00:48:09is he dead
00:48:17whoa whoa whoa whoa
00:48:18hey hey hey hey
00:48:19whoa
00:48:44Ah, about fucking time.
00:48:51Hey, Rifki?
00:48:52You got the wrong bird, fatty.
00:48:56I'll give you the right bird, jerk.
00:49:05Dude, my wings are gonna fall off.
00:49:07Harden up, bird man. Just a little bit further.
00:49:10Come on, let's go check out downtown, okay?
00:49:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.
00:49:18I can smell it.
00:49:19The nose knows. That way. It's coming from the tower.
00:49:23Can we trade places?
00:49:25If I was going to trade places, it would be with a squirrel.
00:49:28No traps, no rat poison, they get respect.
00:49:32Are you kidding? You'd make one ugly-ass squirrel.
00:49:37That's enough. Come on.
00:49:39Come on, get closer.
00:49:41Are you insane? I can't jump from here.
00:49:44When you hear me whistle, come get me, okay?
00:50:12You, pull over now.
00:50:15Merthan, my homie.
00:50:16What up? I can't believe it's you.
00:50:20Been a long time.
00:50:22Got some of the good stuff on you?
00:50:23Yep.
00:50:38Air quality's getting worse, dude.
00:50:41Talking chimps are screwing it up for everyone.
00:50:45Hey, watch it!
00:50:48What's wrong with kids today?
00:50:58Fuck.
00:51:03You still work in the docks?
00:51:05No, no, no.
00:51:06Enjoying retirement.
00:51:07And you?
00:51:08You still spotting for robberies?
00:51:10Yeah, kind of.
00:51:12But it just keeps getting harder.
00:51:14No dime in the small time.
00:51:16Hmm.
00:51:17Mm.
00:51:26Heh.
00:51:27Now that's the real good thing,
00:51:28Yeah, ta-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
00:51:31-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
00:51:58Yeah
00:52:05Where the fuck where are you hanging around with a feather up your ass, you're an idiot
00:52:09I'm sorry. I ran into mirthin and we were talking and I almost died
00:52:15What the fucker? What were you doing? Telling more Steven Seagull jokes?
00:52:19Well, birds of a feather can go fuck themselves together
00:52:23We're done. Over. Stick a fork in it
00:52:26I told you I'm sorry
00:52:28Too little too late
00:52:32I'm sure she'll be back soon
00:52:35I don't think so
00:52:38What do you know about women anyway?
00:52:42Hmm well miss miss cat she seems really nice nice is boring you're boring you don't drink or smoke and
00:52:49your conversation sucks
00:52:52And all you talk about is booze and women you're not interested in having a real conversation
00:52:57I'm out wait up what's got four legs a tail and always lands on his feet
00:53:03We're about to find out
00:53:07And get me some cigarettes
00:53:13RISKY WATCH OUT BUNKWIRE
00:53:15Stop
00:53:20Where the hell have you two been?
00:53:22Everything got fucked up dude
00:53:25I don't give a rat's ass
00:53:26No more excuses
00:53:27Where's the fucking drink?
00:53:29I'll give you a rat's ass fat bastard
00:53:32How about asking if I'm okay?
00:53:33I could have fucking died
00:53:34Hey guys guys
00:53:37We're grown animals stop acting like humans
00:53:41Stay out of this and he's no animal
00:53:44He's a man
00:53:44A man
00:53:45Look at the size of his head
00:53:48I'm warning you vermin
00:53:49I'm not in the mood
00:53:50I've had enough bullshit today
00:53:52I don't need it from you
00:53:54Like you have problems?
00:53:56You've been on your ass all day
00:53:58Oh yeah?
00:53:59I try to get laid
00:54:00She gets electrocuted
00:54:02A freak kills my friend
00:54:04So I kill him
00:54:06He comes back to life
00:54:07So I kill him again
00:54:09I'm called a bastard
00:54:10Then one actually shows up
00:54:11Then I fall in love
00:54:13But she disappears
00:54:15No sex
00:54:16No food
00:54:17No booze
00:54:19And you think you got it bad?
00:54:24I think he's in pain
00:54:28Fuck all of you
00:54:32Leave me alone until you can fix this
00:54:54Okay
00:54:55I guess it's up to me
00:54:57Don't worry
00:54:58It's fine
00:54:59RZA will fix it
00:55:01Okay
00:55:03Think
00:55:03Look at those fuckers
00:55:07Safe and warm in their houses
00:55:08Maybe I need to think like a human
00:55:10Not a rodent
00:55:12So what do I need?
00:55:20Money
00:55:21With money
00:55:22We can buy
00:55:24Anything
00:55:25We need
00:55:26How are we gonna get money?
00:55:28I ain't getting a job
00:55:29Think about it
00:55:30The mouth breathers don't play by the rules
00:55:33So why should we?
00:55:34They take what they want
00:55:36When they want
00:55:37And then store it away like fucking squirrels for winter
00:55:40It's time we take back this city
00:55:43From the ones who have forced us to live on the street
00:55:45Like vagrants
00:55:47All right
00:55:49Let's go take it
00:56:00We're here
00:56:04What? Rob a bank?
00:56:06Why not?
00:56:07It'll be easy
00:56:07So what's the plan?
00:56:10It wasn't my idea
00:56:11Or was it?
00:56:13Okay
00:56:14This is it
00:56:14I'll sneak in
00:56:15And open the door
00:56:18Mission the couplet
00:56:19Hey
00:56:20Good plan RZA
00:56:21I'll be the lookout
00:56:41Cheryl
00:56:42Be right
00:56:44Princess
00:56:45Shut up you booney tune
00:56:49Captain, no matter how hard we beat this shit out of him, he won't shut up.
00:56:54I don't know what to do.
00:56:56What's a Sheryl?
00:56:57Dennis!
00:56:59He's a maniac.
00:57:00Log him up.
00:57:02Sheryl.
00:57:02Shut it!
00:57:07Sheryl.
00:57:08Sheryl.
00:57:09Shut up!
00:57:28Sheryl.
00:57:50He could use more fiber in his diet.
00:58:02So, kid, any sign of him?
00:58:04Nothing yet.
00:58:08Oh, yeah.
00:58:26A mouse!
00:58:57What took so long?
00:58:59Have to take care of business.
00:59:17Entree, si vous plait!
00:59:23Levante!
00:59:28How are you going to open it?
00:59:30Stinking open?
00:59:31Hardly.
00:59:32I am an expert at locks.
00:59:34Give me a boost.
00:59:38So, guess a number between one and nine.
00:59:41I'm surrounded by idiots.
00:59:43Let me do it.
00:59:49It's about to give.
00:59:51I heard it crack.
00:59:53Oh, that was my back.
00:59:54Well, that didn't work.
00:59:56What should we try next?
01:00:04One, two, three...
01:00:07One, two, three...
01:00:15How do you do that?
01:00:17Pure skill.
01:00:18It's beautiful.
01:00:22Hot.
01:00:23Damn.
01:00:23That's a lot of cabbage.
01:00:30Calling the attention of all units.
01:00:33Robbery in progress at First National Bank.
01:00:36The perps appear to be a pair of cats.
01:00:38Repeat, cats.
01:00:39Get easy.
01:00:41All units respond immediately.
01:00:43This has got to be a joke, right?
01:00:46Gerald!
01:01:15Stop fooling around.
01:01:17Stop fooling around.
01:01:28Grizza!
01:01:29Let's go!
01:01:30We only need enough for tonight.
01:01:32What's wrong with you, Shero?
01:01:34And what about tomorrow?
01:01:35We should take it all.
01:01:36Taco!
01:01:37Help me carry it!
01:01:38Blah!
01:01:38Ah!
01:01:40He's only just a kitten.
01:01:41That's too heavy for him, rat boy.
01:01:45Greed is good.
01:01:46The one percent won't miss it.
01:01:47Besides, it's insured.
01:01:49We gotta grab as much as we can.
01:01:50Come on.
01:01:51Take it.
01:01:52Come on.
01:01:53Come on.
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:54Come on.
01:01:55Come on.
01:01:56You're being too greedy.
01:01:57Let's go.
01:01:58All right.
01:01:59Fine.
01:02:00It feels so wrong to leave it behind.
01:02:02All right.
01:02:03Let's just get out of here.
01:02:04You can't buy happiness, but you can't steal it.
01:02:07Shut it.
01:02:25You can't buy happiness, but you can't buy happiness.
01:02:29I can't buy happiness, but you can't buy happiness.
01:02:39Dudes! The fuzz is here! You gotta get out of there! Now!
01:02:49Hurry up! We've been busted! Get the fuck out of there! Go! Now! Run!
01:03:08This is the police!
01:03:14We're screwed now! I'm out through the shitter!
01:03:16What the hell? What about us?
01:03:19Your head won't make it past the ball!
01:03:22Surrender! Come out with your paws up!
01:03:28I'm really flush with cash now!
01:03:36Ugh, shit! Surrender!
01:03:39The windows! It's the only way out!
01:03:42The glass is double-plated!
01:03:44I know we can do this!
01:03:46All we have to do is put our heads together, Dad!
01:03:48Under the head!
01:04:04I can't!
01:04:11Ah!
01:04:15Huh?
01:04:16Cheryl?
01:04:21Stop!
01:04:22Freeze!
01:04:23Fire!
01:04:24Fire!
01:04:26Fire!
01:04:42Cheryl?
01:04:43Cheryl?
01:04:44Escherip...
01:04:45Tako! Over here!
01:04:46Ritta!
01:04:47There's an open door!
01:04:50Make a break for it, when they cease fire!
01:04:54You can do it!
01:04:56You can do it!
01:04:56You better be right, cause if I die, I'm gonna kick your ass!
01:05:13Mine!
01:05:14Stop!
01:05:17It ain't mine!
01:05:36Come on!
01:06:03Oh
01:06:34Well that was a dog day afternoon hurry up kiddo RZA is he okay?
01:06:40Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he's fine probably just hiding in the sewers somewhere
01:06:56Oh
01:07:22What is he?
01:07:24Zombie mouth breather
01:07:49Ah
01:07:50Ah
01:07:52Ah
01:07:52Ah
01:07:54Ah
01:08:06Ah
01:08:08Ah
01:08:10Ah
01:08:11Taco no
01:08:13Attention man on the roof
01:08:15It's a pair of cats up there sir
01:08:18You cats up there
01:08:20We know you have the money
01:08:22We've got you surrounded
01:08:24There's no escape
01:08:26Taco
01:08:27Taco wake up
01:08:29Taco
01:08:30Please Taco
01:08:36Say something
01:08:39My son
01:08:40You cats
01:08:41Surrender and you can go back to playing piano on the internet
01:08:45Surrender or else
01:08:46We want that money
01:08:49A couple of cats robbed a bank
01:08:50I don't believe it
01:08:51How do they do it?
01:08:52Okay people move back
01:08:53Make room
01:09:01You want the damn money?
01:09:03Then take it
01:09:03Take it
01:09:04Take it
01:09:05Take it all
01:09:11Leave us the fuck alone
01:09:15Holy shit look
01:09:17It's free money
01:09:18It's raining money
01:09:27Move away
01:09:29Now
01:09:30Go
01:09:31Move away
01:09:33But officer please
01:09:35I'm broke
01:09:36I'm hungry
01:09:37Don't touch it
01:09:37Leave it alone
01:09:38Get out of there
01:09:39Money
01:09:40Mary
01:10:10Come on, you little thing.
01:10:23What the...
01:10:28Hey.
01:10:30Hey, you.
01:10:31Move.
01:10:32Come on, you...
01:10:34Cheryl?
01:10:35What happened?
01:10:38Hey, Cheryl!
01:10:41What happened to the kitty?
01:10:44Was he hit by a car?
01:10:45Or did you do something to him?
01:10:48I'm the worst father ever.
01:10:50What do you mean?
01:10:52He's been shot.
01:10:55He's dead.
01:10:56Give it to me, now!
01:10:59Wait.
01:11:01You moron.
01:11:35Cheryl?
01:11:36Cheryl?
01:11:56Oh.
01:11:57Disinfectant.
01:11:57No.
01:11:58Wait.
01:11:58Cognac.
01:11:59No!
01:11:59Whiskey!
01:11:59I've got whiskey!
01:12:05Goss.
01:12:06Caught.
01:12:06Fucking shit.
01:12:08Fuck me.
01:12:09Where the fuck did I put them?
01:12:11Goddamn boxes.
01:12:12Make yourself useful.
01:12:13Man up!
01:12:19This it?
01:12:20No.
01:12:31I need to go.
01:12:34I don't know.
01:13:04Let me see. Shit, he's still bleeding.
01:13:14Come on, Taco. You can't die, Taco. You're a fucking cat. You got nine lives, goddammit!
01:13:29It's taken you an hour to climb ten stairs. Cut me some slack, man. I was born to fly. Not
01:13:39walk.
01:13:40Okay. Hold on.
01:13:45Shero, you made it!
01:13:47Man, that was some crazy-ass shit.
01:13:54What happened to the kid?
01:13:56He saved my life. Stupid.
01:14:00How can we help?
01:14:02Stop. He needs to rest.
01:14:04Ah, Pump's gonna wake up a wealthy boy, right? What's the total score?
01:14:09How much?
01:14:13You got the money, right?
01:14:16There is no money. I threw it away. All of it.
01:14:20No! What the fuck? After all we went through...
01:14:25Be quiet. All of you out.
01:14:27Me too?
01:14:27Especially you. The boy stays here. Go on. Get out. Now.
01:14:31He's my son. I'll look after him.
01:14:34And how's that working out? You almost got him killed.
01:14:37But I didn't, huh?
01:14:38Gross.
01:14:38He's okay.
01:14:39Hey.
01:14:40Don't you get it, Shero. It's over. We're over.
01:14:44Uh, dudes.
01:14:44Thanks to you, we don't have a home anymore! Damn it!
01:14:49Enough already!
01:14:51I have some money.
01:14:59Give me that!
01:15:04Okay, this is for the back rent.
01:15:07This is next year's rent.
01:15:09This is for the damage you did.
01:15:12This is for the fish you stole.
01:15:14This is for the stress you've caused me.
01:15:17And this, uh...
01:15:19Uh, what you owe, Sammy?
01:15:25And...
01:15:26There's this left, huh?
01:15:30What shall we do with it?
01:15:55You love it, right?
01:15:58God bless you.
01:15:59It was a little tricky at first.
01:16:00Every time I tried to gather from behind, I'd get whacked by her tail.
01:16:04Anyway, as we were getting hot and heavy, her father shows up.
01:16:08Here you are. It's Turkey's finest.
01:16:10Awesome!
01:16:12Look at you.
01:16:13Got the munchies.
01:16:15So?
01:16:16And then the old man says he doesn't want his daughter dating a rat.
01:16:19Then he said, I don't have enough cashew to support her.
01:16:23Can you believe that shit?
01:16:24You're making this shit up, huh?
01:16:26Later that night, I went to her tree and he pelted me with acorns.
01:16:30That's when I decided no more squirrels.
01:16:33But they're just like you. They're fucking nuts.
01:16:38Of yours, birdbrain.
01:16:39In honor of this scrumptious feast, I'd like to play something.
01:16:43What? And spoil the fun?
01:16:45No way.
01:16:45Shit.
01:16:46That's the problem these days. No appreciation for the classics. No class.
01:16:51Now he's gone.
01:16:52Let's get this party started.
01:16:57This sucks. She's gone for good.
01:17:00And you please pass the water.
01:17:02What are you doing? You don't drink it with water.
01:17:10You're going to get too drunk to fly.
01:17:12No shit.
01:17:14Are those my gas tanks?
01:17:15What's this?
01:17:18Cheryl!
01:17:19Miss Cat?
01:17:24Everyone die!
01:17:25The only one to die will be you.
01:17:41Hey!
01:17:43That's my cat!
01:17:46Tank!
01:17:50You mess with my family. You mess with the tank.
01:18:19You finish it.
01:18:20Oh, no, no, no, I couldn't. Really, it's fine.
01:18:23Well, okay, if you insist.
01:18:40Psycho.
01:18:50Psycho.
01:18:59Looks like the circus is in town.
01:19:03Happy New Year!
01:19:05Happy New Year!
01:19:12I thought I wasn't good enough for you.
01:19:17Happy at Meow.
01:19:24Oh, great. I'm never getting laid.
01:19:27Well, I've never liked the word never.
01:19:30And there is no time like the present.
01:19:33What do you say?
01:19:34Let's make tabbies together.
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