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00:24Packing.
00:42I hear that. I really do. It's just really not a good day to me because it's Eid, so I've
00:46got to stick with family.
00:46Okay. Well, you could have stuck with the family yesterday, but now you've got to deal with the shitstorm you
00:50created.
00:50Is it really that bad? A lot of people seem to like the whole action and ritual.
00:55I reckon it will help them visualize me as Bond.
00:57Oh, okay. Well, there is a lot of chatter. Some people think you're a tough guy. Other people think you're
01:00insane.
01:01This could cost you the role. Oh, fuck.
01:06Saju, what happened to you once again?
01:09Mommy, have you met Felicia?
01:10This is the team.
01:11Oh, this is your agent.
01:16Remember I said wait in the car and I'm going to get the sweetest.
01:19Don't give me a ticket because Felicia, what's going on?
01:23Same as you, just babysitting Bond.
01:25Oh, that horny auntie's waiting for you.
01:27You're a disgrace.
01:28Felicia, you're going to get him the job, yes.
01:31If it kills me.
01:33My Shahjee's just perfect for the job. I'll tell you why.
01:35Okay.
01:35When he was a little boy, he used to say,
01:37Mama, I want a license to kill. Remember, Shahjee?
01:41Oh, how specific?
01:42I don't remember that.
01:43Oh, look, he's got the military.
01:46I'll just be a minute, okay?
01:47Bye-bye, Felicia.
01:48Bye, Felicia.
01:54I'm sorry. You are a black lady.
01:58I know.
02:01What the fuck is this?
02:03You told me.
02:10Oh, you know what? I can't get into this right now.
02:12Okay, listen, none of this matters, okay?
02:15No one reads the fucking news.
02:17However, this is a big problem.
02:20The person you assaulted, you broke his arm,
02:22and now he wants an apology.
02:24Sid said he was going for the giant Buddha's head,
02:26but now he's coming for you with 200,000 followers
02:29and counting young and brown your core fan base.
02:32Assaulted?
02:33This man ran at me with a metal object, Felicia.
02:36It was a can of spray paint, Shahjee.
02:38Yeah, in hindsight.
02:39I mean, the worst he could have done was tag you.
02:41Okay, fine. Just give him his apology.
02:42Okay, good.
02:43All right, so how are you going to do?
02:44Oh, no, you have to apologize.
02:47On a video by end of day, or he's pressing charges.
02:49Listen, it's Ian, so I've got to stick with the family.
02:52My mum usually hosts, but I fucked that up this time.
02:54That's on me.
02:55So I can't be dealing with this.
02:56I have to be with the fan today.
02:58I have to make it right.
02:58This is about your career, Shah.
03:00Your credibility in your community
03:02for the people that you say you're doing all of this for.
03:05Do you want more followers of me?
03:10Shah!
03:12Shah Latif here.
03:14Eve Mubarak to everyone celebrating.
03:15I want to address the incident at the King's Museum last night.
03:19You might have heard about it or seen it.
03:21Well, I lived it.
03:23And I want you to know that in that moment,
03:24I wasn't thinking at all.
03:26I was acting out of sheer instinct.
03:30Community is the most important thing in the world to me.
03:33And I would never take it for granted.
03:36And there's nothing more painful to me
03:38than to know that I might have hurt a member of my own community.
03:41and to know that I might have betrayed your trust in some way
03:44hurts me deeply.
03:46You good, yeah?
03:47Yeah, I'm good.
03:50So you've come to visit us lowly villagers.
03:55Oxford educated.
03:56But no sense.
03:58Why did you attack that young man?
03:59Don't listen to him.
04:01Come.
04:01Let's take a selfie.
04:03And I want you to know
04:04that I'm going to do everything in my power
04:06to make up for it
04:07and to make it rightful.
04:09Right?
04:10Should have won black.
04:12Hmm?
04:13It would go better with the animal bitches' gold palace.
04:17Hmm?
04:18Eve is my day.
04:19It belongs to all Muslims.
04:21Mummy.
04:21It's mine.
04:22And she took it.
04:23Oh.
04:23You know one thing she doesn't have?
04:25What?
04:27Hassan.
04:29Salim.
04:30You golden boy.
04:31I stood to buy a big shot.
04:33Always trying to compete with you.
04:35Bad shot.
04:36Probably getting a Russian prostitute pregnant this second.
04:38Don't talk filthy.
04:42Orbita?
04:44She doesn't have her main attraction.
04:46You and me can be the stars of the show.
04:48We just...
04:50Come on.
04:51You worried about what Naughty Naila thinks?
04:53Mangi Naila.
04:54Mangi Naila.
04:55Oh, my God.
04:56Thank you, Naila.
04:57And she always shows skin because she's got no style.
05:01Look, where is she?
05:01She's probably too busy checking herself out in the mirror
05:04to come host her own party.
05:05Eve is my body.
05:06Oh, you're such a beautiful woman.
05:09Thank you so much for having me.
05:15Mmm.
05:19Samina?
05:20Eve is my body.
05:23I'm so happy you could come.
05:25So we've decided to co-host this year.
05:27His brother, you've done a great job, Tahira.
05:30But you know Naughty Naila, how is she?
05:32She doesn't manage her.
05:33She doesn't have to do anything.
05:34I'm not going to do decoration.
05:35I'm going to put her in the penthouse.
05:38I'm going to put her in the penthouse.
05:39The Quran says charity is a blessing.
05:41Garden where you can eat.
05:42Please eat.
05:43Eat Mubarak.
05:44Eat Mubarak.
05:45Eat Mubarak.
05:46Eat Mubarak.
05:51Eat Mubarak.
05:53Eat Mubarak.
05:57Eat Mubarak.
05:59What the fuck?
06:02Don't leave my sight.
06:04Now he has passed, you're the eldest.
06:06No, thank you, I'm fine standing.
06:09Baba, go you a favor. Don't tell mommy, yeah?
06:12Is that how you're going to kill us bond? By raising the blood sugar?
06:16Yeah, I'll mention that to the writers.
06:19I'm letting go.
06:22Maybe, yeah, maybe.
06:23Why don't you do a Pakistani film?
06:24Something with my khan in it.
06:26No, no, I'll mention that.
06:34Hey, I'm kind of fucked right now.
06:53He's buff, right?
06:54Keith says he's gone mental.
06:56Yeah, it's fucking hot.
06:58Sorry, can you mum focus, please?
07:00This is the latest.
07:02Well, that's the guy who likes you.
07:07Also, the whole Aladdin outfit and the Bollywood sweet shop,
07:11it's their community, like, ten times.
07:13It feels like you're begging it.
07:14Maybe down the brow.
07:16I don't get it, what is a problem?
07:18I like you.
07:18Shut up, man, I'm 22, mate.
07:21What were you trying to get wife'd off?
07:22Get it to me sooner rather than later.
07:25This is not going away.
07:27Hi, everyone.
07:28Shah Latif here.
07:29Now, last night at the King's Museum,
07:31a brother and I came into conflict.
07:34Now, I should not have reacted the way that I did.
07:37And the brother in question, perhaps,
07:39should not have run at me with a metal object the way that he did.
07:44Nuba is a community-led...
07:46It's not fucking community-led.
07:48The fact is, we're all in this together.
07:50And in the future, I promise to use my platform not to lash out,
07:54but to reach out.
07:57Bro.
07:57Nuba is for...
07:59Yeah.
08:00You want some chai or something?
08:02No.
08:03Nuba...
08:04Bro, we good?
08:05I'm good, are you good?
08:06Yeah, I'm good, bro.
08:07We good?
08:08I'm good, are you good?
08:09Yeah, I'm good.
08:09But good then.
08:11Nuba, not Nuba.
08:12What are you doing?
08:12Trying to focus, man.
08:13You are distracting me.
08:15Alright.
08:16Yes.
08:17Yo, they've got them little laddus over there,
08:18with the pink and green balls on them.
08:19You want them?
08:20Big man, please.
08:21I don't want laddus right now, okay?
08:22I just want to concentrate.
08:24Aren't you supposed to be holding Ammi's hand?
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:27Shit.
08:28In a bit, yeah?
08:29Don't bring me no laddus.
08:29Well, before that, you know.
08:33Need the baby.
08:35Hey, here I go.
08:39It's only gone, it's only gone.
08:40You came in there?
08:41Where have you been?
08:41I've just been checking on Baba and Zofi.
08:44Bastard, you promised you're not going to leave me.
08:46So if I just die, standing here alone...
08:48Please, please don't do this now.
08:50You left me.
08:51I'm sorry.
08:52I'll make it up to you.
08:53My name!
08:54My Salim is coming!
09:00Salim!
09:01Mera pacha!
09:05Salim!
09:10Salim!
09:22Oh.
09:25Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:31Oh, oh.
09:32Ahh, Peter.
09:33Ha.
09:34Clock, Mr. Dubai.
09:36I can't believe I got it.
09:37Forget him, the dancing monkey.
09:39Doing his mother's dirty bidding, making Russian prostitutes
09:42pregnant look no he's not mommy that was a joke that i just made oh look at that fresh spray
09:50zulfi weakest of us all yeah i'm good man i'm good don't leave shaju she's coming don't
09:56shut it down can i borrow your money for a minute i need my ghost in the kitchen okay we're
10:01just
10:01gonna okay okay no no let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go our kpi is the most
10:09interesting
10:09thing about this okay yes it's the retention of the customer base after that discount period you
10:13know it's off the charts people want more community driven ride share option yes salim yes what are you
10:19saying bro yes look at this guy you good yeah come join us man join us i was gonna do
10:24that anyway
10:25yeah i got you some loaders bro thank you thank you so i never got your number how you been
10:29i've been
10:30good bro yeah you've been breaking what do you mean by that glass ceilings thank you trying man trying
10:38you know and that guy's arm it's just a fracture hey just to bring this back to what we're talking
10:43about before you got here yeah um you know our number of drivers are growing by the day we'll be
10:48in all key five bars by june so muba sick idea innit i've been there from day one i remember
10:53bro i'm
10:53so proud of this guy gusman is so proud and you know what's amazing he's always been an entrepreneur
10:57if anything he just went from selling grams to instagram
11:05just out of interest what was the what's your credit situation with the criminal record and
11:09everything no no problems whatsoever no issues and just for clarity um i didn't go inside for
11:15selling mall it's not just five bit of island disorder it was your self-defense it was in a way
11:20he's a ride or die and he was there for me any credit issues though no credit issues because i'm
11:24going
11:24all in with everything that i've got right so if you need any credit you need financing just talk to
11:29me
11:30sorry just i was done the impression we were coming in seed round rather than source series a
11:34see this conversation here this is in fact the closest he's been to the business
11:40right and in fact it's too close okay give me back my dildos then
11:47uh you know for me personally the most important quality about muba is in fact the quality of the
11:53relationships we're not just there for them when we want because that's bullshit that's fake
12:00get the fuck off me bro i don't know
12:05and anyway i've always had a passion for customer service that's my thing that's one thing i picked
12:09up in dubai that's what we do best hospitality that's our culture one might say the muslim way
12:15of doing business i love the idea i'm gonna present it to the guys see what they say well you're
12:20taking
12:20this you're trying to get investment from dubai yeah okay yeah you good no no i'm just saying you
12:30know dubai works for people with you know all like with the but i mean what the fuck's this guy
12:34gonna do
12:35dubai but i ain't gonna let you in bro you don't want to go there mate i'm all in yeah
12:39remember that
12:43he was disrespectful he referred to your quiff like that there was no need
12:47they lose good
12:48shah got your second apology yeah that's not gonna work first of all what was up with that
12:53background if you post that you'll have to issue a second apology for being a rich arsehole also you
12:59forgot to say sorry again
13:00what the first class in tazam kia naila
13:06next year you read this back at yours no no absolutely yes very kind of you to step in this
13:31i see a bit of your sister in him
13:44so
13:44does shah chan have someone you can talk to he has me rukaiya had you too but she needed more
13:51help
13:51no but bichariya anything she doesn't know anything she was i love please
13:57it's all good my son is going to be the next james bond we all couldn't be more proud
14:07it's okay to talk about these struggles now really
14:12thank you thank you it's all good it's first class
14:16it's okay
14:45it's okay
15:11Shah we need that apology we're running out of time I've literally
15:16written it out for you just find a quiet neutral room record it and send it back now before it's
15:22too
15:22fucking late okay
15:47am I interrupting something yeah a conversation can you fucking close the door please thank you
15:57is this like you two I like her texting wow so how long has this been going on six months
16:04three months okay so this is this is nothing can we please not do this in front of Shah I'm
16:09chill
16:09I'm not gonna tell anyone why don't I come here can we not do this in front of Shah I
16:12came here
16:13for you but I never asked you to did I but I asked me to I never calm down I
16:18never fucking
16:18asked you to and this this whole thing you're doing it this is what I'm talking about this
16:21is the whole problem so just to clarify didn't come in to see Zilfie then for the thing no yes
16:25does he know by the way oh no no he's gonna find out now isn't he I'm not gonna say
16:29anything I've
16:30got your back I've got your back look we don't have to tell anyone but let's just be real about
16:35what this is because this is this is something right me and you both know it does that even
16:39mean bro you you live a million miles away okay you have a whole life you have fucking house keys
16:47car key so so many keys okay I have one key I can give you keys I don't want your
16:52keys okay I want
16:53mine yo can I just step in here for a minute offer maybe a different perspective from my own more
16:58mature experience yeah I want an honest answer from both of you okay all right now let's say let's say
17:06you've been texting there's some emotional ambiguity about where you both stand all right
17:11yeah you can relate right you send a message a heartfelt one instead of it going green it goes
17:18gray what does that mean to you it means you're blocked fuck off really yeah let me just show you
17:27this okay I'm gonna ask you to leave now let's say this quickly no no no I don't say anything
17:32to
17:32anyone I'm chill Salim yeah he's not fucking chill
17:48with Saigon who will lead the prayer Pasha okay but he resides beautifully but I think I should lead
17:55how will you seated I won't be seated I think about it let someone else lead listen you asswipes I
18:03can
18:03run circles around you idiots I will lead by so desperately pursuing the role of bond an icon of the
18:16white establishment Shah Latif is exchanging his political art for vanilla distraction and so he
18:22joins a long line of brown men who think that by becoming our oppressor he's somehow liberating all
18:27of us and he puts a filter on his IMDB pic to look more white
18:32today
18:41come on
18:54hey Charlotte see here I was involved in an incident last night at the Kings Museum that was both unfortunate
19:00and avoidable and i'm deeply sorry
19:03you fucking pathetic
19:07bismillahirrahmanirrahim
19:10alhamdulillahirrabbilalamin
19:11sharlateef here
19:12last night at the king's museum i
19:15fucked up a guy running at me with a metal object
19:17and apparently i'm the one who has to apologize
19:25hi sharlateef here
19:26literally nothing to apologize for
19:28trying to save my career and my life
19:30so fuck you and your little tiktok
19:32you little
19:37some yonah uleman hamidah
20:04hello
20:07yeah hi is this sid uh yeah hi hi this is sharlateef
20:13is it actually yeah it is actually but i just want to say i am so so sorry for what
20:22happened
20:23yesterday no excuses i was bang out of order i just don't know what came over me i really hope
20:31you can find it in in your heart to please forgive me
20:36yo i appreciate this man i really do i was gonna call my lawyers um but then the fact you
20:44called man oh
20:45bro he's been he's been eating me up the whole day i can't tell you how much this means man
20:49legit
20:52well do you mind just sending me what you just said
20:56like in a recording like in a recording sorry i need the engagement bro right i mean i i guess
21:04so
21:05nice ran appreciate it all right oh and thanks for the follow mate just remember keep the vid under 90
21:11for the algorithm yet
21:14i don't know what happened
21:15how would you do
21:15alright safe safe safe
21:18ah
21:19ah
21:19ah
21:21ah
21:35what happened
21:37yeah
21:37what happened
21:38he fell
21:38he fell
21:39what why was he praying on the chair already
21:41shush
21:41you want to sit down
21:42yeah come
21:43easy easy
21:44how about how you're breathing okay
21:46you okay
21:47huh why didn't you sit him down
21:48but now you want to be involved
21:49what the fuck is that supposed to make i'm doing something inside
21:51you for yourself
21:51don't come up me
21:52you always fucking want to be the hero and you never arrive
21:55come down mate
21:56huh
21:57Baba
21:57is anyone getting any water
21:59yeah
22:00uncle do you want to get a blanket or something
22:04what
22:05are you good bro
22:06brother
22:07are you good
22:08are you dumb
22:10he's a fucking diabetic
22:11and you're giving him boxes of sweets
22:13shabash bit up
22:14all right all right
22:15shall i just fuck off again yeah
22:16you better when i'm not around that's what you're saying
22:18no no he's not my dad he's your dad
22:19what
22:20shut you
22:21you know you think you're a fucking bad man
22:23yeah
22:24fucking yeah my people is my
22:26how the fuck you gonna help your people
22:27if you're too busy sucking white people's dicks
22:31what
22:31you're just crying about last night bro
22:33what you came here to take care of me
22:34you came for a free fucking meal bro
22:35i saw you giving out your little business cards
22:36that's some sweet little minicap driver
22:38shut up
22:39allow it
22:39allow it
22:39he's a leech man
22:40he's been leeching off me my whole life
22:42what are you now you're trying to leech off this dickhead
22:44bro
22:44he doesn't care about your shitty ideas
22:46he's trying to chirps your little sister
22:47what
22:48only chirpsing
22:49i love her
22:50what the fuck man
22:51are you fucking
22:52are you mad
22:53listen don't listen to him
22:54he's lost the fucking plot
22:55he's been chatting to her pig's head in the freezer
22:56what
22:57what freezer
22:57in the garage and he's been talking to her
22:59what are you talking to a pig's head
23:00what if i have
23:01what if i have
23:02what if i have
23:02better listener than any of you lot
23:03well that's what happens when you're related to you guys
23:05i'm not the first family member to lose my mind
23:07hey
23:08enough
23:10chalo shaju
23:13why are you why are you saying it to me
23:15no no i'm asking why is he saying that to me
23:17what did i do
23:17what did i do
23:18i'm trying to fucking make a difference
23:19i'm not just sat there
23:20fucking complaining about everything
23:21well you lot will judge me
23:22huh
23:23why are you fucking touching me
23:24don't touch me
23:25shh
23:26i'm trying to change your world
23:27alright
23:28so anyone doesn't look at you
23:29and think you're some fucking worthless stinking
23:31bitter
23:32packey
23:32look at me
23:33get the fuck out of this wasp
23:35i've got a problem am i
23:36she blames you for what happened to your mum bro
23:38shut up
23:53you
23:55wow
23:58haha
24:07yeah
24:08yeah
24:09yeah
24:09yeah
24:14عشق ہے پلائے جا
24:21دو پیالی بھر کے دے ساقی میں ایک گلفان کی
24:26ایک اپنی نام کی اور ایک اللہ نام کی
24:31میٹ دے پوری تمنا اس پلے ناکام کی
24:35اور دے دے دے دے درد میں صورت کو ہی آرام کی
24:40گھوٹی پلوا مگر جوشے تمنا ڈال کر
24:44ایک قطرہ دے مگر قطرے میں دریا ڈال کر
24:49ایسا کی تیری خیر تیرے میں کدے کی خیر
25:10ڈال کر homیارد کر سکر
25:39.
26:09.
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