00:43Let's go.
01:26Come on!
01:28Come on!
01:31Move!
01:32You're stubborn as old iron.
01:34He's twice the size of your last rider and the field could be just like it's the worst,
01:38so you'd best get your feet under you.
01:42My father told me you should never talk to a horse.
01:45He said they're dumber than dogs and only understand the crop.
01:54But I don't think that's true.
01:56I think a horse doesn't want to be ordered about any more than a man does.
02:04Sir Duncan only has us.
02:06And if he loses, he won't even have that.
02:10I can get the weapon in his hand.
02:13Somehow.
02:15But then it's up to you.
02:23I can't get the weapon in your hand.
02:25I can't get the weapon in your hand!
02:33No!
02:38No!
02:39Yeah! Yeah!
02:42Ha! Yeah!
02:44Ha!
02:50Not bad.
02:51Ha! Yeah!
02:53Yeah!
03:01Sedokan! Take him!
03:04Ha! Yeah!
03:12Take it quick, Sedokan!
03:14Sedokan!
03:16Woo!
03:17Come on!
03:20Woo!
03:24Good boy.
03:25Good boy, Sedok.
03:27Good boy.
03:29You steal that horse!
03:44Tell the truth. We'll be fair.
03:47It's not stealing if you mean to put it back.
04:06What's wrong with your hair?
04:08What's wrong with your eye?
04:24You're Sir Robin Risely.
04:27You're the madest knight in the Seven Kingdoms.
04:29We are a vessel for the warrior.
04:32When it is madness bid,
04:33it is madness delivered.
04:37You're small for a squire.
04:39I serve Sir Duncan the Tall.
04:42He's large enough for the both of us.
04:45We've not heard of him.
04:47You will.
04:48You will.
05:04Where have you been?
05:06Training.
05:10Don't wander off without telling me.
05:16What are you doing, sir?
05:19Sewing a patch.
05:20Is that not my job?
05:22You know how?
05:27Then quit jawing and get the brushes.
05:29Thunder looks like he's been dragged through a hedge.
05:32What about breakfast?
05:33There's salt beef after you're done.
05:36I'd sooner eat the horse, sir.
05:38You'll eat my fist if you don't do as you're told.
05:50Never mind that.
05:52Yeah.
05:53Yeah, just like that.
05:55Keep it as close to the edge as possible.
05:58And that's your whip stitch.
06:00How do you get it so even?
06:03Just like...
06:04Just practice.
06:06Just...
06:06Try again.
06:10There.
06:11Yes!
06:15Sir?
06:16Mm-hmm?
06:17Is it odd that I have black hair growing out of my stones?
06:20It's odd that you're telling me.
06:45Well, let's see.
06:48Oh!
06:49Who was a rock
06:50The hammer smashed the bastard
06:52With his giant feigning
06:53Host of dawnish spearmen
06:57It's time
06:59Fetch my armour
07:00Now?
07:03Aye, now
07:05Why?
07:08Because I mean to enter the lists
07:10You don't have your shield?
07:15Well, yeah, we'll gather it along the way
07:19Also, the right of first challenge
07:21Gives two knights of high birth and renown
07:22Are you a knight of high birth and renown, sir?
07:25Wait, so I cannot enter the lists today?
07:29Not today, sir, no
07:31Only knights of high birth and renown
07:36And why have I been vomiting all morning?
07:38It's a mystery
07:46No, no
07:47No, no, no
07:49Goose eggs
07:50Just the eggs
07:52No, no, no
07:56Goose eggs
07:58Thank you
08:06Do you like goose eggs?
08:09Your shield will be ready this evening, sir
08:14Thank you
08:28Shut up
08:56Hmm
08:58Hmm
09:13What's going on?
09:41I can't eat hard salt beef. I just eat lovely food and grapes. I can't even drink a pint of
09:50ale.
09:51Yeah, because it's disgusting.
09:53It's not disgusting.
09:54Yes, it is disgusting.
09:56It's not disgusting.
09:56It's disgusting.
09:57Well, then I won't buy you a bottle.
09:58Good.
10:03I think I could be quite happy in a place like this.
10:08You're in a place like this?
10:10I meant for a while.
10:12Ah, yeah.
10:14After I lead a great campaign for my lord, of course.
10:17Of course.
10:19I return a war hero.
10:21And he gives me a parcel of land for my very own.
10:24And the hand of his second most beautiful daughter.
10:28Second most?
10:30Well, you've already married the first most.
10:33Would you not, sir?
10:38I'd keep horses, plant oats and peas, raise cows.
10:42And lambs, perhaps.
10:44Fuck your lambs.
10:46Did you really ride all the way here in the back of some farmer's wagon?
10:50I don't want to talk about it.
10:59I'll say this for you.
11:03You're a good worker when you put your mind to it.
11:05I think so.
11:08Mm-hmm.
11:12Does that mean I can stay in as your squire after the tournament?
11:23If I lose my first joust, I'll scarcely be a knight after the tournament.
11:31But if you win?
11:41If I win...
11:49Mr. Duncan!
11:51A word, if you please!
12:01Is there an issue with my entry?
12:03Hmm?
12:04Oh, no, no.
12:05I only wanted to show you a new fishing spot I'm keen on.
12:13Er...
12:13Sir Duncan, I believe we are both men of honour.
12:18So I hope you understand that what I ask serves no private interest.
12:24I'd just surprise you to learn that my Lord Ashford has richly overspent on his daughter's pageant.
12:30They might not.
12:31Hmm.
12:32Well, with winter not so long past and many of our flocks collapsed, hard times lay ahead.
12:38Unless we endeavour to reverse our fortunes.
12:45I... I don't have any money.
12:51Shocking, that may be.
12:54I mean not to rob you, but to reward you.
13:00Reward me?
13:01Aye.
13:02What do you know of Lord Ashford's youngest, Sir Andrew?
13:16He's a deaf lance.
13:18Indeed.
13:18Indeed.
13:19But we're a...
13:21Challenger to come forth.
13:24And an horse, Sir Andrew, against our lords.
13:27The lucky few who backed such an unlikely winner would find their pockets full.
13:37Now, now, rest assured, rest assured, I mean no disrespect.
13:41I ask only what you already intend.
13:44Drive your fall from his saddle and take your place on Champion's Row.
13:49I do not want a victory that I have not earned.
13:54Have you not earned it?
13:59Let Sir Andrew take the fall.
14:01And you shall have his horse, arms and armour as recompense for your role.
14:06A tidy sum for a young edge knight who presently calls an aldertree home.
14:11It's an elm.
14:15Elm.
14:20I beg you, think on it.
14:22I shall seek your answer on the morrow.
14:26Perhaps the rains will hold till then.
14:30Mind your pride, if you're Duncan.
14:59I will not be mistaken.
15:03Grandson, King Terran the Good, and Prince of House Targaryen, Prince Arian Bright Flame.
15:43Cousin?
15:52Not to worry. I won't embarrass you today.
15:59Come out, come out, little knight.
16:02It's time you face the dragon.
16:47Kill him! Kill him!
17:12He's too long.
17:37Kill him!
17:40Kill him!
17:49Kill him!
17:56Kill him!
17:59Kill him!
18:21I want to leave.
18:31But there was a terrible sight, but a squire must be strong.
18:36A mishap may befall me, and I'll need you to keep your wits if it does.
18:41That was no mishap.
18:50The jousting is done for the day, I think.
18:53Come, lad.
18:57Oh, Alice was a special lass, for the rest of some.
19:02Lost a digit-ending flock, now feeling awfully clump.
19:06Oh, Alice with three fingers, a copper in a glass.
19:11Had two fingers less than most, you'll shove them up your arm.
19:14Oh, feeling down alone, I tried to buy a pinky, but I cocked the whole of me.
19:22Oh, Alice with three fingers, never had a lot.
19:26She gave me all she had to give to more than what was soft.
19:29More than what I want.
19:31Oh!
19:37Do you suppose there wasn't Alice, sir?
19:41The crippled girl who shoved her hand up men's arses.
19:44I think there probably was.
19:47Of course there probably was.
19:49Do you think her name was really Alice?
19:54Mm, no.
19:56I just think Alice is a nice name to ride us on to.
19:59That means there was a crippled girl who was so good at pleasuring men in their bums,
20:03that they saw fit to celebrate her in song, and yet they could not bother credit her true name.
20:08If there's a lesson in that, it's for wiser men than me to say.
20:12Perhaps it is a story of honour.
20:16Honour?
20:17A misfortune girl making the best of her natural gifts.
20:22One might wish for more.
20:24But is this not the act of a dogged spirit, giving more than what is asked?
20:28The whole arm bone, as it were.
20:31Perhaps her name does not matter then.
20:33It's... it's her story that abides.
20:36Her name is Hope, sir.
20:38Belonged to all things, okay?
20:42Oh, Alice was a special aspect of her every time.
20:47She lost her digit in her block and now she's only...
20:55Did you ever know your father, Egg?
20:58Uh...
21:00No.
21:01Not really.
21:02Most like I saw mine hanged.
21:06There was a pot shop in Flea Bottom.
21:09We used to sell them rats and cats and pigeons for Brown.
21:13The cook there always said my father was some thief.
21:17If he was as big as me, he wouldn't have met a very good one.
21:33See your fortune?
21:35Oh, yeah. Go on then.
21:37You shall not create success and be richer than a Lannister.
21:41Thank you. Do the boy now.
21:46You shall be king.
21:49And die in hot fire and worms shall feed upon your ashes.
21:54And all who know you shall rejoice in your dying.
21:58What?
22:03Thank you. That's very good.
22:07Why would she say that?
22:09Why would she say what?
22:10Come on.
22:15So, Duncan!
22:17I saw you earlier with this boy.
22:20Uh, yeah.
22:20Uh, this boy is my squire.
22:22Egg, this is, um, Raymond Fosseway.
22:25Good day.
22:29Will you join me in my tent for a cup of cider?
22:31I can wait at the puppeteer, sir.
22:34And bring your shield when the performance is over.
22:39We make it ourselves.
22:43Very well.
22:50Have you chosen an opponent yet?
22:53Oh, uh, I'm not sure.
22:58Who does your cousin mean to challenge?
23:00Heh.
23:01If anyone's wounded on the morrow,
23:04I'm sure Stefan will be quick to knock on his shield.
23:07He's about as chivalrous as a starved weasel.
23:17I suppose Sir Andrew and I are quite equally matched.
23:20A local favourite.
23:22You mean to play the villain?
23:23Hmm.
23:25I heard Arian were in spitting rage at Lord Ashford for giving away his horse.
23:29Little comfort that will be to Sir Humphrey.
23:31He looked as if he was going to carry the day.
23:33Now his legs shattered like a baking dish.
23:34My squire thinks Arian meant to kill the horse.
23:40It's just hard to accept that a knight might be so dishonourable.
23:45Let alone a prince.
23:46Why is that hard?
23:50No, I...
23:51They're incestuous aliens, Duncan.
23:54Blood magickers and tyrants who've burned our lands,
23:57enslaved our people.
23:59Dragged us into their walls about a mote of respect for our history or our customs.
24:03Every pale-haired brat they saddled on us has been madder than the last.
24:06Gods know how.
24:07The only honourable thing a Targaryen can do for this realm is finish on his wife's tits.
24:12So I, I think he meant to kill the fucking horse.
24:23I got it carried away there.
24:29I heard that part about the tits from Stefan.
24:38Eh...
24:43Ehhh...
24:44Ehhh...
24:46Ehhh.
24:48Oh, my God.
25:38There he is, his whole smile's in chivalry as long as his father's watching.
25:42I saw Prince Maker's chair was empty.
25:44He left Ashford this morning to search for the rest of his misbegats.
25:48Which are those?
25:50He's there, Darren and the youngest.
25:53They departed somewhere altogether a few days ago, but never reached Ashford.
25:58There's rumours going about the boys are dead.
26:00But most like Darren, he's probably just drunk again.
26:06Little Wonder Maker's been walking around like someone pissed in his swan pie.
26:10He's probably just worried about his sons.
26:12Seven know why.
26:14Darren's a sort.
26:16Arian's just vain and cruel.
26:19The third's so useless, they were going to ship him off to a citadel to make a maester of him.
26:22From the youngest.
26:23Sir Duncan, you have to come.
26:25Arian's hurting her.
26:26Hurting who?
26:28Arian's hurting her.
26:33Arian's hurting her.
26:39Arian's hurting her.
26:41Arian's hurting her.
26:42Arian's hurting her.
26:45Arian's hurting her.
26:46Arian's hurting her.
26:47Arian's hurting her.
26:48Arian's hurting her.
26:49Arian's hurting her.
26:50Arian's hurting her.
26:51Arian's hurting her.
26:51Arian's hurting her.
26:52Arian's hurting her.
26:53Arian's hurting her.
26:54Arian's hurting her.
26:56Arian's hurting her.
26:56Come on, come on, come on!
27:16Why did you throw your life away for this hole?
27:21She's scarcely worth it.
27:25It's a traitor.
27:28The Dragonorn never lose.
27:34Nothing more to say.
27:44You've loosened one of my teeth.
27:49So we'll start by breaking out all of yours.
28:04Don't hurt him!
28:06You stupid boy!
28:08Hold your tongue or they'll hurt you!
28:10No, they won't.
28:11If they do, they'll ask it to my father.
28:13Let go of him.
28:15Wait.
28:15Your call.
28:16Do as I say.
28:19You impurent little rat.
28:21What's happened to your hair?
28:23I cut it off, brother.
28:25I didn't want to look like you.
28:26No.
28:28No.
28:38No.
28:40No.
28:43No.
28:44No.
28:45No.
28:46No.
28:46No.
28:58No.
29:00No.
29:00No.
29:01No.
29:02No.
29:03No.
29:04No.
29:15We'll see you later.
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