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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:34And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:40And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:46And you tell Lou Lipschitz is a little bit.
04:53you lou who's asking oh uh sorry lipschitz sent me i'm lou
05:04how do you know lipschitz we just met met where in a bar a synagogue a.a meeting where
05:11oh his shop uh i'm just i'm trying to sell this
05:18we're going in back rocco come on let's have a look
05:37go upstairs and watch tv while puppy does business okay
05:47yeah so my uh my wife just thinks it's too showy too showy no
05:56is that why you don't wear a wedding ring you're gonna buy the watch you're gonna analyze me i can
06:02do both at the same time i'll give you 65 for it lipschitz was gonna give
06:11me 185 then he sent you to me you could sell it legit you wouldn't be here
06:1895
06:23we don't get men like you in here very often you're what a trader stockbroker
06:29whatever the point is you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches you assign value
06:37out of your ass your skill isn't selling that value to other rich schmucks now here you are selling
06:45me something you can hold in your hand this is new to you you don't understand this market but you
06:51still think you can negotiate it
06:55that's not savvy that's stupidity
06:59maybe it's just desperation
07:03that's the first honest thing you said
07:06now we can do business
07:08i'll give you 60.
07:09you just said 65
07:12deal
07:13you got me back to my original price
07:15some negotiator
07:35a paper shadow
07:37a
07:40the
07:43dream
07:45i never knew how far the ride was gonna go
07:50till i look back at the smoke
07:54you can't keep up with the johnson
07:58i don't wanna run for the roses
08:03I got my pocket of poses
08:09Sometimes I wonder why
08:11Sometimes I wonder why
08:14I just don't ever be chosen
08:19Don't want to smell their dying roses
08:24I got my pocket full of poses
08:28I don't keep up with the choices
08:48Oh, man.
09:07It's time, bud
09:10It's time
09:12Good morning
09:13We're late
09:14Hey
09:15Did you text your dad back?
09:17Are you kidding?
09:18Just text him back, please
09:19For me
09:21Yeah, bye
09:22Hey
09:28Hey, Mom
09:37My thong has impregnated me
09:54She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick
09:58It was just a selfie
09:59I shared it with my boyfriend
10:01Then he shared it with his friends
10:03Who?
10:04I dropped out of robotics club
10:05Tell me what happened
10:07You can't make me talk
10:10No, look
10:11He comes downstairs with flowers
10:13He planted the biggest, salopiest, most hungiest kiss on me
10:16That you've ever experienced in your life
10:20Mark
10:21And my mother went off on me
10:23Like she usually does
10:24I guess I just proved her right for like a thousandth time
10:28Well, now, wait a minute
10:29Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car?
10:35Yeah
10:36I know
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught
10:42Huh
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No
10:46It wasn't like that
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know
10:50But I'm just wondering
10:53What was going through your head?
10:56It's like
10:57I get so angry
11:00It's not really angry
11:01It's more like this energy
11:03And it builds up
11:04And it's just inside me
11:06Making me anxious
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it
11:11And if I don't do something
11:14I'll just explode, you know?
11:18And then I break a window
11:20I key a car or something
11:23And it's like
11:25It just seeps out of me
11:27And I can breathe right again
11:40We all have a dream
11:41Some nirvana we picture
11:43That place we want to get to
11:45That will finally mean we've pulled it off
11:46Success
11:47Happiness
11:48Peace
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village
11:52With its seven and eight figure homes
11:54Rolling lawns
11:55And exclusive clubs
11:56Come on, Sprankle
11:57But I was starting to suspect
11:59That my dreams
12:00Had been every bit as full of shit
12:01As the rest of me
12:24The Oakwood Country Club
12:26A hundred grand a year
12:27A hundred grand a year buys you the privilege
12:28Of paying 40% above market
12:30For every salad, burger, coffee
12:31And cocktail they serve
12:33But if you don't join
12:34It looks to everyone else
12:36Like they wouldn't have you
12:37It's the age-old economics
12:39Of social extortion
12:40But seeing it for what it was
12:41Never stopped me from falling in line
12:43With all the other suckers
12:45Nice
12:47Ooh, making me work a little
12:49Why is she hitting my neck?
12:51Because you're late
12:55Tennis is my thing
12:56Can you please just
12:58Not have him do that?
12:59Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop
13:01You just never know
13:01When you're gonna show up
13:02And the tournament's tomorrow
13:03She's doing fine
13:05She needs to get her UTR
13:06Up to a nine
13:07For Princeton to even look at her
13:09I thought she was at a nine
13:10She's an eight-seven
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches
13:14With those four or five star recruits
13:15At this thing
13:16Well, how is a basketball player
13:17Gonna help with that?
13:18He was here
13:20On time
13:25All right
13:26Let's go
13:28Hey
13:31Hey, Coop, sorry about that
13:32Just trying to help
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:33If I hear if anybody
13:34Needs their wife fucked
13:35I'll let you know
13:40All right
13:40Let's just do some network, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net
13:45Well, he's right
13:46Except when he's
13:48Not
13:52Okay, the tournament is tomorrow
13:53It's not the time
13:55It's basic tennis
13:56Come on, let me show you
13:57Hit it, hit it hard
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice
14:08Good one
14:10I punched my boyfriend in the balls
14:13Okay
14:13Well, it's still worth it
14:15Hey, Tori
14:17Hey, Charles
14:18Good luck tomorrow
14:19You too, bitch
14:23I thought you two were friends
14:25Yeah, we are
14:25But there's only one spot
14:26For an incoming freshman
14:27On the tennis team
14:28Well, look on the bright side
14:29Maybe she won't get into Princeton
14:30Maybe I won't
14:32Now you're just being stupid
14:35Come on
14:35Back to the baseline
14:36Let's go
14:41From the moment I laid eyes on you
14:43This is what I said
14:44I said I see it
14:46And I like it
14:47And I want it
14:49Yes, I do
14:52I need it
14:53To make me happy
14:55Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you
15:02This is what I said
15:03I said
15:03A beautiful sight to see
15:07Things with you and Nick
15:08Seen really good, huh?
15:10They're fine
15:13Still early days
15:15Early days?
15:16He's practically living with you
15:18What?
15:18No, he isn't
15:19I send him home all the time
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself
15:23I'll send him to me
15:24I'll keep him in the garage like a mower
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Mary and I joined his job
15:31Yes, yes
15:32Great glasses
15:33Great
15:35I prefer Equinox
15:37That's because Mel needs her space, doesn't she?
15:40Shit
15:41Guys
15:41What?
15:43Paul's here
15:46Oh, dear
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah, in the flesh
15:52Literally, that's all her flesh
15:54I do not believe you brought her here
15:56Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her
15:59Yeah, fuck her
16:00How old is she?
16:0116, 17
16:0224
16:04Her name's Misty
16:05God
16:06I was gonna guess Savannah
16:07But
16:09Misty Trucks
16:10Yeah
16:12Well, you've been to his places
16:13All his waitresses are some version of her
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course
16:23It's fine, it's fine
16:25He picked me 15 years ago
16:27Back when I wore bikinis like that
16:28Don't even, Sam
16:30You are hot as fuck
16:31And when you say you're ready
16:33We're gonna set you up
16:34With some eligible bachelors
16:36Oh
16:37Oh, yeah, Sam
16:38You're gonna have more dick
16:39Than you know what to do with
16:40Okay
16:41So what do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you, guys
16:43But, uh
16:44She can have him
16:47And you can have his money
16:48Hey
16:49Hey, here, here
16:54Weekend brunch at the club
16:55Where you'll find great food
16:57Good company
16:57And an endless parade
16:59Of conspicuous consumerism
17:02It's not like I'd never noticed
17:03But I guess now
17:04I was seeing it differently
17:07Hey, guys
17:08How's it going?
17:09Hi, who?
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear
17:12Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No
17:15He's around here somewhere
17:16Jake!
17:17Hey!
17:18Hey!
17:20Fuck!
17:21Hey there, Jake!
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper
17:26Sorry about the other day
17:28You kind of caught me by surprise
17:29Yeah
17:30I was pretty surprised myself
17:31I bet
17:33Well, I hope there's no
17:36Lasting damage
17:38And, uh
17:38More importantly
17:39I hope there's no hard feelings
17:41Sure
17:42No hard feelings
17:42Good
17:43Great
17:44Come on
17:44Sit down
17:44Have some lunch
17:45Yeah, Jake
17:45Come on
17:46Hey, how was that?
17:47I'd like it better if you meant it
17:48Well, I'd like it better
17:49If he kept his pants on
17:50Okay
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on
17:53All right
17:53If you see Hunter
17:54Please tell him
17:55I am looking for him
17:57Thank you
18:00Hi there
18:01Oh, hey
18:02How are you?
18:03Well, I'm so mad at you
18:04I know
18:04But to be honest
18:05I can't exactly remember why
18:06Oh, fuck
18:07Hey, hey
18:08I'm kidding
18:08I'm kidding
18:09I'm kidding
18:09I'm sorry
18:10Sam, come on
18:11I'm sorry about the other night
18:13I was preoccupied
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you
18:15A little longer
18:16But Paul brought his damn waitress
18:17And I'm feeling vulnerable
18:18Which is really pissing me off
18:19So, yeah
18:20Did you see what she was wearing?
18:22You know, I didn't know this
18:24That's because she's wearing so little of it
18:26Point is
18:27I need to feel sexy really damn soon
18:29So I'm gonna give you a pass
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while
18:32Damn right you will
18:32Hey, girl
18:33Hey, guys
18:34How's it going?
18:36Hello, ladies
18:37Brad, Jules
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God
18:42Same old, same old
18:42How are things at the bank?
18:43There shouldn't be a few bricks
18:45About the rate hikes
18:46But we'll see the way through
18:47Please, guys
18:48Spare us the shop talk
18:49Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier
18:51You're looking very strong
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper
18:53I saw Nick hitting with Tori
18:55You, uh
18:56You bring the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop
18:59He's the big gun, honey
19:01He played for Princeton
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago
19:05Well, I'm predicting
19:07Our daughters make it to the final again
19:09Like last year
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money
19:12Hi
19:13How are you?
19:15Good
19:15Good
19:15Good
19:15Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:16Good
19:17Good
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Speaking of smart money
19:22I pulled a lot of strings
19:23To get you that
19:24Three Yankees interview
19:24Come on
19:25It was a bullshit job
19:26And that bullshit job
19:27Could have been yours
19:28Look
19:29You've been shunned, my friend
19:30And before you can get back
19:31To where you were
19:32You've got to get a foot in the door
19:33I opened the fucking door
19:35I'm not going to sing
19:35For my supper party
19:36See if you're singing that
19:37June in six months
19:39I think you're just worried
19:40About your five percent
19:41Damn right I am
19:42Along with about
19:42Forty thousand
19:43In unpaid invoices
19:44You owe me
19:46I'm just saying
19:47Yeah, well
19:47I'm just saying
19:48I gotta go
19:50You just said that
19:51I know
19:51I gotta go
19:52Hey
19:54Hey, Dad
19:56Are you high?
19:58No
20:01Barely
20:01Hunter
20:02It's fine
20:03I just took one hit
20:04Reign it in
20:06You are too young
20:07For this shit
20:09Weren't you going to get the drums?
20:12It's a long story
20:12They're at my house
20:14Well, can we go get them?
20:16We can use Mom's car
20:20Actually, that's a pretty good idea
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first
20:23And then we can go get the drums
20:25Deal
20:25Okay
20:26Um, why don't you
20:27Go and
20:29Switch cars
20:32Can you do it?
20:34She's going to freak out
20:35If she thinks I'm high
20:36Well, if you can't do the time
20:37Don't do the crime
20:40Go get it
20:40Come on
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected
21:09Yeah, here
21:11You're going to need that
21:17What the hell is that?
21:19Have you not seen the Aspobile yet?
21:22It's Nick's
21:23You're very proud of it
21:26I bet
21:29Cause I like it like that
21:30Thank you
21:31No touch
21:34I like it like that
21:35Your mother's arborendia
21:39They say they're all right
21:42Out of sight
21:45Those people had ease
21:49You know how to squeeze
22:12Hello, hello.
22:14Come on in.
22:15We got a new coffee machine.
22:18I'm going to make us all coffee.
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom.
22:24No, they didn't kick me out.
22:25I'm just asking.
22:26That place was falling apart.
22:28We're trying to find her a better place.
22:29So why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom.
22:32Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly the Ritz.
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:35I don't have a spare bedroom.
22:37Oh, I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore.
22:42Look, if it's going to be a problem, I can just...
22:44No, of course not.
22:47I'm just saying.
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent on screwing up your lives.
22:56Jesus, fuck.
22:58Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me.
23:00We don't have decaf, Ron.
23:01The silver pods are decaf.
23:02No.
23:03The blue were.
23:04And we're out.
23:05Oh.
23:06You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
23:12I'm going to go put your bags upstairs.
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah.
23:16Dad, I'll get it later.
23:40I saw Bruce and his family at the stop-in shop.
23:44He has those two adorable kids.
23:47Gorgeous skin tone.
23:49It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
23:52That's great, Mom.
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered.
23:57And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been if you'd just married him back then.
24:02I would have still been me.
24:04You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story.
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding.
24:08I had a psychotic break.
24:09I know.
24:10I'm not blaming you.
24:12Just saying.
24:14Change of plans.
24:16We're leaving.
24:17Okay.
24:18Wait a minute.
24:18What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20He couldn't have just fixed up a room.
24:22Made her bed.
24:22I was planning on it.
24:24All right.
24:25Come on.
24:26Let's go.
24:29I love you, Mom.
24:32Love you, Dad.
24:34Come on.
24:36This way.
24:37This way.
24:42No one drank the coffee.
24:53Grammar really sucks.
24:56Buddy, you have no idea.
24:58You can have my room, Ellie.
24:59Well, that's sweet, babe.
25:01But I don't want to invade your space.
25:03It's fine.
25:04I'm not there that much anyway.
25:12Fuck.
25:22Don't linger in doorways.
25:23It's creepy.
25:26Sorry.
25:27Here.
25:29This is the last of it.
25:30Great.
25:31Thanks.
25:32Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this.
25:34Please.
25:34I'll be fine.
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me and then we'll get you set up someplace
25:38else.
25:39All right?
25:39Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
25:42Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, you've always been an above average brother.
25:47I'd be lost without you.
25:52Oh, God.
26:00Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands.
26:03Um, you gonna be okay here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting.
26:07Go.
26:08Maybe life.
26:09All right.
26:10Clean your shit up.
26:11Put it away.
26:12Come on.
26:1480 some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler and immigrated to the United States,
26:18where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner in upstate New York, just off the interstate.
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson, Paul, Samantha's husband, took over the family business,
26:27it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
26:31And now, Herschel's empire, which fed his family for almost a century,
26:34would fall to the vagaries of New York state divorce law.
26:38All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
26:40Oh, uh...
26:42Hey.
26:45I'm sorry, what the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's.
26:48Yeah, pretty tasteful, I think.
26:51And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
26:55I didn't have time to trade back.
26:56It's, it's been a day.
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea.
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Hey!
27:06Hey, that's my house.
27:08Oh, my God.
27:10Oh, God.
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Yeah.
27:14Fuck.
27:15God.
27:16Oh!
27:17Oh!
27:20Hey!
27:22Fuck!
27:25Fuck!
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
27:29So, you left the club pretty fast today.
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff.
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah, it's, sure.
27:37It's all good.
27:39You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you, and we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
27:47Yeah, well, I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center on another club controversy.
27:51Oh, God, no.
27:52Yours is old news already.
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear.
27:55You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels.
28:00And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped.
28:03Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
28:08Well, hate him.
28:09Pity her.
28:10Mm-hmm.
28:12And fuck you.
28:14Exactly.
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
28:20She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes, I know.
28:22It's so annoying.
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well, I thought I could stay at night.
28:31You know, I could leave before my kids got up.
28:34That's a great idea.
28:37I could listen to a podcast.
28:40Oh.
28:41There's this really great one.
28:43Oh.
28:44About, um, home organization.
28:48And, um...
28:48Okay.
28:50You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids.
28:53Okay, that's smart.
28:56Yeah, and then, um, you have a whole room just for the luggage.
29:02Oh.
29:03You can invite the luggage room.
29:05That's really convenient.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine.
29:43Did you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise.
29:53I know.
29:58And it's okay to miss him.
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before.
30:07I don't know.
30:44I don't know.
31:33Why?
31:45I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy.
31:59Where are we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay.
32:02Get in bed.
32:03There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay.
32:08Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:13On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah.
32:18There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, pal.
32:25Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy.
32:44Sure.
32:44I'll be right here.
32:45Okay?
32:46I'll be right here.
32:47We'll go.
32:48I'll see.
32:49Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these, sitting on the floor in someone else's house in the middle
33:02of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, when I realized how far you could drift away
33:08from your own life without actually going anywhere.
33:28Uh, hello?
33:31Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, so I went out and I got
33:38all of our favorites from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding.
33:45I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52So, Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense.
33:58You're both attractive and freshly single.
34:02No one's single out here, so it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie, from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean, we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam at my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe.
34:35I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:02How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age, I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving of your 30s.
35:15Starting to feel like a real grown-up.
35:18And then you get older, you realize there aren't a fucking grown-ups,
35:20and you have no idea what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know, I always figured I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
36:05You have a nice day.
36:27Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home.
36:32I knew that because I knew exactly where they were
36:40And I knew that
36:42Because I was supposed to be there too
36:57Out!
36:5930, 40
37:18Bingo
37:32Hello?
37:36Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank
37:39And she could outdeal and outdrank most of her male counterparts
37:43Her husband, Brad, was a New England blueblood
37:45Whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf
37:51And reading books about war
37:54Nice work if you could get it
37:55Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid
37:57Who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter
38:00On the tennis court at that exact moment
38:19And I would say, that when your mother received a
38:20She believed and had a girl, though—
38:20Well, the culture
38:20Is that a Duchess?
38:21Good
38:21Yeah, you did a nice job
38:23And I width up
38:30The church was vast
38:30The faith has built over the screen
38:30I'm immense
38:30The faith had been a tag
38:31I wish in the interest now
38:46The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton and flyback function goes for
38:53upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match. Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
39:20Hey, hey!
39:21That works, yeah.
39:45Look like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:49They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0830, all.
40:22Sorry.
40:23Sorry, guys.
40:27Sorry, guys.
40:28Sorry, guys.
40:30Seriously?
40:31Okay.
40:31I know.
40:32I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter,
40:43I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:51Okay, so can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06That's it, girl.
41:19Out!
41:20Down!
41:22Good to go, Shel.
41:31It was a strange new feeling
41:33being around someone
41:34when you had just been in their house
41:36going through their things.
41:37When you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket
41:40and they had no idea.
41:42If I'm being honest,
41:44I wasn't hating it.
42:10It's not like I thought petty larceny
42:12was any kind of solution to my problems,
42:14but Lou had handed me $65,000
42:16with no questions asked.
42:17And in my current situation,
42:19it was hard to argue
42:20with that kind of tax-free return on investment.
42:22Hey, Bronco, right?
42:24Lou here.
42:29Yeah, someone's asking for you.
42:32Nah, it's that white guy.
42:34Looks like he brushes his hair a lot.
42:36Okay.
42:56The negotiator.
42:58Nice to see you again.
43:04We shot you.
43:08Very fancy.
43:13Your wife making you sell this one, too?
43:15I'm divorced.
43:17No shit.
43:21Let me guess.
43:21You lost the papers for this one, too.
43:27Go home, negotiator.
43:29What?
43:30No papers, no deal.
43:31Thought you told me you could move this stuff.
43:32Now I'm telling you.
43:34Quit while you're ahead.
43:36I don't understand.
43:38Not my problem.
43:40Give me the fucking ring, man!
43:41Just give me the fucking ring!
43:43Get out of here.
43:45Fuck your ring, my head over.
43:46My mother's ring!
43:47Fuck, I'm gonna pull a fucking knife out in the air!
43:49Jesus.
43:51You don't know even a piece of shit, Don.
43:53Fuck you and fuck you and fuck you!
43:55That's enough, Donnie.
43:56Look, guys, just pull my fucking ring, Lou.
43:57Man, you can't make fucking ink.
43:59Fuck you, Rocco.
44:00He's 200 short.
44:01Come on, Rocco, man.
44:02This is my mother's fucking ring.
44:03Who are you kidding?
44:04Put down that goddamn knife and get out of my shop.
44:14You can walk away, or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did.
44:23All right, Lou, look, I'm fucking sorry, Lou.
44:26Okay, I'm sorry.
44:27It's my mother's ring.
44:28Now tell me you won't be back.
44:30Come on, Lou.
44:32Say the words, Donnie.
44:40I won't be back.
44:42You walk in here again, you leave with a big hole in you.
44:46You understand?
44:51Yeah.
44:52Yeah.
44:53You're a disgrace, Donnie.
45:10Hey, look, I'm in a bind here.
45:19No, you're not.
45:22You only think you are.
45:24I can't help you.
45:26Look, you can name your price.
45:31Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out?
45:51Fuck.
45:54Fuck!
45:55Fuck!
45:57Fuck!
46:04It's Lou.
46:05I'm sending you a plate number.
46:09Get me everything you can on this guy.
46:55I'm sending you a plate number.
46:58I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
47:44I'm sending you a plate number.
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