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00:00:04So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:08All right, it's about that time.
00:00:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:13Uh, uh...
00:00:19Yeah, him.
00:00:21Hi!
00:00:23Just play him on.
00:00:25Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:30I hate you!
00:00:52You have a cute scar.
00:00:55It's just my birthmark.
00:00:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:02I don't want you to stop.
00:01:04Don't mind me.
00:01:08Don't you wanna be wanting me.
00:01:12Don't mind me.
00:01:13Don't I know, doesn't you want me?
00:01:32azk
00:01:35ah I was so drunk last night I can't remember who I was with I must return
00:01:43this to her so I can see her again
00:01:50happy new year Sam it's me hey find me the girl from last night I don't care
00:01:56how just do it I will find you
00:02:05Maximus can you get married already bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend I
00:02:11need grandkids I need you message received mom I need to go now I have to
00:02:16inspect the new headquarters
00:02:26seven years why can't I ever find you why do you still haunt me
00:02:39still thinking about that girl boss it's been years
00:02:45I'm ready to go to the inspection your vest sir but first we find your fake Christmas wife she's
00:02:52waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top and sir make sure you use an alias we can't have
00:02:58her
00:02:58know you the Harrison group CEO or she'll jack up the price
00:03:01good finally I can get my mother off my back
00:03:07hi one iced vanilla latte please and one hot chocolate
00:03:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy now auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy
00:03:20anymore
00:03:21sweetie remember it's just pretend it's just for Christmas but mommy why do we have to rent daddy
00:03:27where's my real one
00:03:36I'll tell you when you're older sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:03:48daddy
00:03:48no I'm sorry I'm not your dad no I know you my daddy just as handsome as I thought
00:04:16I asked the agency for an average looking guy he's gorgeous
00:04:27why does she feel so familiar
00:04:30she's waiting in the coffee shop blonde hair red top
00:04:33you must be my new Christmas husband
00:04:36so you're my new Christmas wife
00:04:38see I knew you were the new daddy we hired right
00:04:41hi my name's Cybert what's your name
00:04:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:04:47Max Aurelius
00:04:48Eva
00:04:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:04:54I just need a wife for the holidays
00:04:56I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:00so per hour agreement the rate is $1,000 per hour and
00:05:06$1,000 an hour?
00:05:07well yeah
00:05:09it's $500 a day
00:05:11is that enough?
00:05:13that's the most that I can pay you
00:05:14wait you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:16that's what I agreed with the agency
00:05:18you'll make your thousands over the week
00:05:20look my requirements are simple
00:05:22okay play my pretend husband
00:05:23come with me to my hometown
00:05:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:05:27and then my family will get off my back
00:05:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:05:34so she's getting pressure from the folks too
00:05:37fine
00:05:38but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:05:43okay deal
00:05:47ready to go get married?
00:06:02wow
00:06:03clean up nice
00:06:04this is my wedding day after all
00:06:06pictures
00:06:08pictures
00:06:10pictures
00:06:15wow guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:06:41I need some photos of us together too
00:06:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family
00:06:50yeah
00:06:51of course
00:07:01happy holidays mom
00:07:03from my family to you
00:07:13bad news boss
00:07:14the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife failed last minute
00:07:19wait she bailed
00:07:20then who is
00:07:24who is she
00:07:26whatever
00:07:27it doesn't matter
00:07:29I've got what I need
00:07:33Sam don't worry about it
00:07:34I already found someone
00:07:41okay well
00:07:42I think it's time for us to go
00:07:44Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:07:45Christmas shopping?
00:07:46I should come
00:07:49look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:07:52I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:07:55it will make it more believable
00:08:00fine
00:08:00yeah fine
00:08:01okay
00:08:02you can come
00:08:10let's go
00:08:11which mall are we going to?
00:08:12um
00:08:13let's go to that one
00:08:14oh let's go to the bank
00:08:20oh
00:08:21what the actual
00:08:23fuck
00:08:27Sam
00:08:28is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:32get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:08:38she does kind of look like him
00:08:43so when we give these gifts to my parents we will say they're from you
00:08:48here let me get this
00:08:51I'm gonna love you Max
00:08:54oh so
00:08:55I was uh
00:08:56thinking
00:08:57that
00:08:58since we're married
00:09:00we should probably
00:09:02kiss
00:09:02once or twice
00:09:04in front of them
00:09:05okay
00:09:07should we use our tongues or?
00:09:09no
00:09:09no
00:09:09definitely not
00:09:10and absolutely no
00:09:12sex?
00:09:13yes
00:09:15strictly business
00:09:17anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:09:20what?
00:09:21afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:24I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:09:27getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:09:30let's go
00:09:37here
00:09:38what are you doing?
00:09:40I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:09:43well I'm not your woman
00:09:45and this isn't a real relationship
00:09:47and I don't want your money
00:09:50attention shoppers
00:09:51all bakery items are now 50% off
00:09:5350% off pies
00:09:54quick
00:09:55go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:09:5612 pumpkin pies
00:09:58did I hear this right?
00:09:58they're the best kind
00:09:59hurry up and go
00:10:01go
00:10:01what are you standing here for?
00:10:04hello there
00:10:05hi
00:10:05you ready?
00:10:06yes
00:10:06yeah
00:10:07just these things
00:10:07okay great
00:10:09we have a holiday special today
00:10:11spend 500
00:10:12get 10% off
00:10:13and you are just short
00:10:1515 bucks if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:10:17oh great
00:10:17yeah
00:10:18what do you have that's just 15 bucks?
00:10:20you get a move on
00:10:22I just got here
00:10:24relax
00:10:25yeah
00:10:26yeah
00:10:28here
00:10:29this will do the trick
00:10:30okay
00:10:31thank you
00:10:33hurry up and pay
00:10:37I will pay when I'm ready
00:10:39you can wait your turn
00:10:44thank you
00:10:45damn
00:10:45my fake wife has some fire in her
00:10:53oh wait wait wait not the pies
00:10:54not the pies
00:10:55we can just set those on top
00:11:01hi guys
00:11:03gonna hand you all these pies
00:11:09of quarters
00:11:11thank you so much
00:11:12of course
00:11:12I hope you like pumpkin
00:11:13thank you
00:11:15she bought all 12 pies
00:11:17don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:11:18just to give it away
00:11:20thank you
00:11:21merry christmas
00:11:22merry christmas
00:11:28what
00:11:28do you do that often
00:11:31as often as I can
00:11:36we should go
00:11:37we gotta pick up paper
00:11:42watch out
00:12:02you done feeling me up
00:12:04shut up
00:12:05sorry I was just in character
00:12:07wifey
00:12:07we'll stay out of character
00:12:09until christmas
00:12:15and don't be late
00:12:27Harrison group
00:12:29do you do construction
00:12:30for them or something
00:12:32sort of
00:12:33not that I'm judging
00:12:34I just
00:12:35need to get my story straight
00:12:37or my mom will eat
00:12:38both of us alive
00:12:40why don't we say
00:12:40that you do mid-level management
00:12:42for Harrison group
00:12:42I think that's respectable
00:12:45can we pick another company
00:12:47no
00:12:48Harrison group is perfect
00:12:49and they'll find it impressive
00:12:51my cousin's husband works for them too
00:12:52so
00:12:53it's perfect
00:12:58oh and uh
00:12:59wear something nice
00:13:01for christmas dinner
00:13:02don't worry
00:13:03okay I clean up nicely
00:13:04I wouldn't embarrass you
00:13:08too much
00:13:29let's go Sam
00:13:30it's time to check out
00:13:31the new HQ site
00:13:33hold on
00:13:33you're covered in water
00:13:34and you have a hair
00:13:35on your shoulder
00:13:35and it's not yours
00:13:38it's my daughter
00:13:41give me a DNA test
00:13:43for that little girl
00:13:44that he's with
00:13:59hey there they are
00:14:01hey
00:14:01that you made it
00:14:03oh
00:14:04I'm glad you made it
00:14:06oh
00:14:07I missed you
00:14:08so
00:14:09where's this mysterious husband
00:14:11we heard all about
00:14:12he's coming
00:14:13please don't tell me
00:14:15Maximus bailed
00:14:16good
00:14:16good
00:14:16good
00:14:18so
00:14:18heard you got a new hubby
00:14:20sweetie
00:14:21when's he arriving
00:14:23oh
00:14:23oh
00:14:24it's probably just some story
00:14:25she cooked up
00:14:26to stop people
00:14:27talking
00:14:27poor thing
00:14:28not surprising
00:14:29I mean
00:14:30she's 30
00:14:31once a woman hits
00:14:32that age
00:14:33you become undateable
00:14:34plus a kid
00:14:36looks so bad
00:14:37on dating apps
00:14:40this is exactly why
00:14:42I refuse to come home
00:14:43single this Christmas
00:14:44Auntie Pamela
00:14:45Debbie
00:14:46my dating life
00:14:47quite frankly
00:14:48is none of your concern
00:14:49we're only worried
00:14:51about you
00:14:51all these years
00:14:52without a husband
00:14:53zip it Pamela
00:14:56you know
00:14:57you always spoiled her
00:14:58rotten
00:14:59and look what happened
00:15:00she got knocked up
00:15:01out of wedlock
00:15:02raising a kid
00:15:03all alone
00:15:04I'm not alone
00:15:05mm-hmm
00:15:06and what does
00:15:07this mysterious
00:15:08husband do
00:15:12he's a manager
00:15:14manager
00:15:14of what
00:15:16trash
00:15:18probably a cover
00:15:19for criminal activity
00:15:22you don't have to
00:15:23lie to us
00:15:24Eva
00:15:24actually
00:15:27he's right here
00:15:30oh wow
00:15:33wow
00:15:34he is really good looking
00:15:36ah
00:15:38must be AI
00:15:39mm-hmm
00:15:40congratulations Eva
00:15:41on your Photoshop skills
00:15:43fake
00:15:43that's enough
00:15:44she's our daughter
00:15:45and your niece
00:15:47show some respect
00:15:48remember last year
00:15:50when I introduced you
00:15:51to my husband's nephew
00:15:53William
00:15:53and you turned him down
00:15:55well guess what
00:15:57William works for the Harrison group now
00:15:59makes 500 grand
00:16:01a year
00:16:02that's half a million
00:16:04half a million
00:16:06girls are lining up for him
00:16:08all the way to New York
00:16:09and speak of the devil
00:16:12and speak of the devil
00:16:15Willie you made it
00:16:26there you are
00:16:29oh look at you now
00:16:31living the dream
00:16:32oh just think Eva
00:16:35well you could be driving around
00:16:36in a car like that
00:16:37had you not married that
00:16:39criminal waste manager
00:16:40so married huh
00:16:43is it serious
00:16:45that's what marriage is
00:16:46it's pretty serious
00:16:48wow
00:16:49you must have rushed to tie the knot
00:16:51huh
00:16:51makes sense though
00:16:53you not being a hot young thing anymore
00:16:56dragging that kid around
00:16:58with no daddy
00:16:58yeah
00:16:59a bullet dodged
00:17:01Willie
00:17:01meanwhile you're climbing
00:17:03the Harrison group ladder
00:17:05that's right
00:17:07just bought this brand new suit
00:17:09my Christmas bonus
00:17:10women love a man in red
00:17:12sexy like Santa Claus
00:17:15when I sit on my lap
00:17:17don't touch me
00:17:19oh so entitled
00:17:21Williams a successful man
00:17:23of taste not waste
00:17:25and yet for some reason
00:17:27he's willing to overlook your baggage
00:17:29I mean look at that car
00:17:31did your husband afford anything
00:17:33even close to that
00:17:35think of the life I can give you
00:17:36and Piper with all my Harrison group money
00:17:38ditch your nobody husband
00:17:40and marry me instead
00:17:42I wouldn't marry you
00:17:44if you were the last man on earth
00:17:51my mom would never marry
00:17:52she already has us
00:17:53and he's gonna kick your butt
00:17:59is that so
00:18:00well then
00:18:01where is he
00:18:02because I don't see him
00:18:04does anyone see him
00:18:08now
00:18:08just like I thought
00:18:10telling lies
00:18:12just like mommy
00:18:13that puts you on the naughty list
00:18:16and let me show you
00:18:18what happens
00:18:18to naughty children
00:18:22hey
00:18:22mommy
00:18:23hey
00:18:24are you okay
00:18:25see your hands
00:18:26oh my god
00:18:27I'm gonna take her in
00:18:28and get her packed up
00:18:29okay
00:18:29come on
00:18:30let's go
00:18:32what the hell's the matter with you
00:18:35how dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter
00:18:39let me go
00:18:40now why would I go and do a thing like that
00:18:43when I'm having such a good time
00:18:45let me go
00:19:00touch my wife again
00:19:02and I will snap every finger
00:19:03that you've got
00:19:08max you came
00:19:09don't worry sweetie
00:19:13where's piper
00:19:15william hitter
00:19:17mom dead had to take her inside
00:19:18well it looks like we have a real grinch to dispose of
00:19:21well well well
00:19:23if it isn't a waste manager
00:19:24I've been hearing so much about
00:19:26that's right
00:19:29now I'm about to take out the trash
00:19:32oh
00:19:34Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:19:35it's an honor to meet you
00:19:36I'm Max
00:19:37Eva told us all about you
00:19:39from New York
00:19:40polite
00:19:41handsome
00:19:42just like she said
00:19:44wow
00:19:45he was an AI
00:19:46see
00:19:48he's real
00:19:49and he's more of a man here
00:19:50than William would ever dream to be
00:19:52you son of a bitch
00:19:53you just ruined my suit
00:19:55and watch the way that you drive that
00:19:57that pristine automobile
00:20:00that car
00:20:00oh my god
00:20:02that's worth more than a house
00:20:04that car
00:20:05it was all over the news
00:20:06when the CEO of the Harrison group bought it
00:20:10wait
00:20:11are you
00:20:16like I said
00:20:17I'm just Eva's husband
00:20:20and that's all he needs to know
00:20:22I'm not here to put on a show for anyone
00:20:23you really are a criminal aren't you
00:20:26you stole it
00:20:27that car belongs to the CEO of my company
00:20:29Jesus
00:20:30how did he get away with it
00:20:32that's what I want to know
00:20:34enough
00:20:34please
00:20:37I trust my daughter
00:20:39she would never marry a criminal
00:20:42Max
00:20:43be honest with me
00:20:44where did that car come from
00:20:47how much did you want for it
00:20:48I'll pay you
00:20:49more money than you'd make it
00:20:51three lifetimes
00:20:52sir
00:20:54you need a breath mint
00:20:57all right
00:20:58that's it
00:20:58I'm calling the cops
00:20:59oh
00:21:00way ahead of you
00:21:01wait
00:21:02what
00:21:03are you feeling nervous
00:21:05Eva
00:21:06oh well
00:21:07too late
00:21:15listen
00:21:15I believe you
00:21:17but
00:21:18how could
00:21:19Max
00:21:20afford a car like that
00:21:22Mr. Smith
00:21:23don't worry
00:21:23it's my car
00:21:24okay
00:21:25it's not stolen
00:21:25yeah
00:21:26if it's yours
00:21:27then prove it
00:21:28thank you
00:21:29cops will be here
00:21:30in 15 minutes
00:21:32enjoy Christmas
00:21:33behind bars
00:21:34okay
00:21:34I'll prove that it's mine
00:21:36but then you have to get lost
00:21:37and never show your face
00:21:39around my wife or child again
00:21:40oh
00:21:41so you're a tough guy huh
00:21:43well I hope they serve eggnog in prison
00:21:45loser
00:21:46say one more word
00:21:47and I'll give him a real reason
00:21:48to take me in
00:21:51Jesus
00:21:52maybe he is a crime boss
00:21:54it's kind of sexy though
00:21:58here
00:21:59title and proof of ownership
00:22:10Mr. Harrison
00:22:13Mr. Harrison
00:22:14Mr. Harrison
00:22:18just play along
00:22:20Merry Christmas Willie
00:22:21now get the fuck out of here
00:22:23before I kick your ass
00:22:24all the way up to the North Pole
00:22:26yes sir
00:22:27I'm so sorry sir
00:22:28I
00:22:29please
00:22:30please
00:22:30please
00:22:30please
00:22:30please
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:31please
00:22:41oh
00:22:42that William
00:22:44what a jerk
00:22:45huh
00:22:46he fooled me
00:22:47what can I say
00:22:48let's not let this little misunderstanding
00:22:50ruin the holidays
00:22:51oh now you don't want to ruin Christmas
00:22:54oh come on
00:22:55we were just looking out for you
00:22:57please forgive us Mr. Harrison
00:22:59you know my youngest son is graduating
00:23:01soon
00:23:02do you think that uh
00:23:04you could help him get us put in the door
00:23:06a job at the Harrison group
00:23:08even in the mail room would open doors
00:23:11we are family aren't we
00:23:12family takes care of each other
00:23:16if you guys want a job at the Harrison group
00:23:18you can put in an application like everyone else
00:23:20Abigail come on
00:23:22talk to her for us
00:23:24didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable
00:23:27yeah
00:23:28I think you need to take care of your own issues first
00:23:30my daughter is just far too busy
00:23:33for your best life
00:23:34my new son-in-law
00:23:36come on guys let's go in
00:23:38welcome to the family
00:23:42welcome
00:23:43come on
00:23:44this is your fault Pam
00:23:50you can't tell the difference between AI and reality
00:23:53my fault
00:23:55you were the one who was pushing her onto that worm
00:23:57William
00:23:58oh
00:24:08hey how do you have that car
00:24:09and how do you know the CEO of Harrison group
00:24:12and how do you
00:24:13I told you
00:24:13I work for Harrison group remember
00:24:16I have a friend in high places
00:24:17a friend who just hands you keys to million dollar one of a kind luxury cars
00:24:22yes
00:24:24it's the season of giving
00:24:25he knows people
00:24:26has connections
00:24:28he's a big deal kind of guy
00:24:30you're a crime boss aren't you
00:24:32yeah and you best not forget it capisce
00:24:34oh my god just don't blow your cover
00:24:38dad
00:24:38mom
00:24:40thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home
00:24:43oh honey
00:24:43we're just so happy that you found such a handsome strong good looking
00:24:50I think they get it
00:24:54how's Piper?
00:24:55oh she's fine
00:24:56one of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her
00:25:00and after your mom takes a cold shower
00:25:02we'll come back and finish decorating the tree
00:25:05great
00:25:05see you in a bit
00:25:07shall we?
00:25:07what are you doing?
00:25:11okay
00:25:13hey was that not a breach of contract?
00:25:18relax
00:25:19it was just a hug
00:25:22ugh
00:25:24we just got here and I'm already exhausted
00:25:26you'll be okay
00:25:27it's just one week
00:25:29kill me now
00:25:30well they would but
00:25:31I need to get paid
00:25:37what are you doing?
00:25:39that's weird
00:25:41they were so lovey-dovey just a second ago
00:25:43and
00:25:43I don't know something just falls off
00:25:45come on
00:25:46this is ridiculous
00:25:47I mean what do you want to do?
00:25:49make out a promise to prove it?
00:25:52oh
00:25:54later
00:25:57let's go
00:26:01here we go
00:26:04Piper is all tucked in
00:26:06honey everything looks amazing
00:26:07and happy holidays
00:26:09to the newest member of our family
00:26:11Max
00:26:11oh
00:26:13welcome
00:26:14cheers
00:26:15thank you miss Smith
00:26:16looks great
00:26:17oh just call me mom honey
00:26:19I had no idea what you liked
00:26:21so I just whipped up a little bit of everything
00:26:23but we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is right?
00:26:29oh no
00:26:29mom's testing him
00:26:30she's trying to see if he's legit
00:26:32you mean to tell me you two are married
00:26:34and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:39ow
00:26:40Eva
00:26:40sweetie
00:26:42kicking my foot
00:26:43oh
00:26:43sorry mom
00:26:45oh jeez
00:26:47it's okay
00:26:48look mom of course he knows it's
00:26:50I would like to hear Max say it
00:27:0512 pumpkin pies
00:27:07did I hear this right?
00:27:08they're the best kind
00:27:10well of course
00:27:11it's pumpkin pie
00:27:13see
00:27:14are you happy now?
00:27:16that's good
00:27:17but something still falls off
00:27:18mom
00:27:19don't make it weird
00:27:20okay?
00:27:21we had a whirlwind romance
00:27:24and we eloped
00:27:25before we got to know everything about each other
00:27:27but our marriage is real
00:27:29I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows
00:27:33now those are quality
00:27:37okay
00:27:37okay well
00:27:38then answer this
00:27:40where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:44where's your wedding ring Eva?
00:27:48I knew it was a good idea to pick this up
00:27:51well
00:27:51um
00:27:52it's
00:27:53silly face
00:27:54dropped it outside
00:27:55on the sidewalk
00:27:56luckily I was there to pick it up for her
00:27:59silly face
00:28:02I am not paying extra for this
00:28:04consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:06it's lousers
00:28:07it's nice
00:28:09you can afford this on a waste manager's salary
00:28:12well believe it or not Miss Smith
00:28:14there is a lot of garbage out there
00:28:16and I'm not just talking about William
00:28:18I'll drink to that
00:28:20I agree with you there
00:28:22so come on guys
00:28:23let's eat
00:28:23come on
00:28:36and this is where y'all will be staying
00:28:39I have another room set up for Piper
00:28:42nice and festive for you
00:28:44no complications
00:28:46sorry honey
00:28:47uh mom you know what
00:28:48I should stay with Piper tonight
00:28:50oh honey
00:28:51newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart
00:28:55oh
00:28:56I just remembered
00:28:57the city's turning the water off at 10
00:28:59something about water conservation
00:29:01that means you have 15 minutes to shower
00:29:0315 minutes?
00:29:05honey it's no big deal
00:29:06just shower together
00:29:09shower together?
00:29:13just shower together
00:29:14okay you guys have a good night okay?
00:29:20you hurt
00:29:43why are you stripping?
00:29:46well I can't take a shower
00:29:48and get clothes on
00:29:49come on we're wasting time
00:29:50you have 15 minutes
00:29:51nice try
00:29:52I am not showering with you
00:29:54alright suit yourself
00:29:55more room for getting in there
00:29:57not if I meet you there first
00:30:15come on Max
00:30:17get out of the way
00:30:18you agreed nothing physical
00:30:20you're the one with the dirty thoughts
00:30:22wifey
00:30:22relax
00:30:23I won't touch you
00:30:25unless you say you want me to
00:30:29but that'll cost extra
00:30:30but that'll cost extra
00:30:40and your dreams
00:30:42free to join me
00:31:03you know if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:05you're not gonna have any shower water left
00:31:07you wish
00:31:08why aren't you getting in?
00:31:10pray you'll fall for me
00:31:12it's you who has to worry about resisting me
00:31:15oh yeah?
00:31:16prove
00:31:29holy shit
00:31:33this is gonna be harder than I thought
00:31:37I'll say
00:31:38what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:31:42still think you can lose this?
00:31:44oh baby
00:31:46I don't think I want you
00:31:52I shouldn't
00:31:56or maybe we should
00:31:59god he's such a good kisser
00:32:02why does this feel so
00:32:04familiar?
00:32:10oh
00:32:11much so
00:32:12sexy
00:32:21Max we cannot do this
00:32:23what?
00:32:24I didn't mean to
00:32:25cross any
00:32:26it's not you Max
00:32:27it's us
00:32:28it's this
00:32:28this is all an act
00:32:29let's not make it more complicated than it is
00:32:32you're right
00:32:35I'm sorry
00:32:36I just don't need to be sorry
00:32:38you just
00:32:46that birthmark
00:32:52what is that?
00:32:55it's him
00:32:56the man from New Year's
00:32:57is he
00:32:58Piper's father?
00:33:02why are you acting?
00:33:06oh my god
00:33:07Max is Piper's father
00:33:10are you okay?
00:33:11yeah
00:33:12I just
00:33:13I just got lightheaded
00:33:15I think I just need a few more minutes
00:33:17alone
00:33:20of course
00:33:24we have a daughter together
00:33:25oh my god
00:33:27what do I do?
00:33:34I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:33:36you can take the bed
00:33:38thanks
00:33:40hey
00:33:42are you sure you're okay?
00:33:44look
00:33:44fake marriage aside
00:33:45I'm your husband for the next few days
00:33:48so if there's something you need
00:33:49I can help
00:33:50I want to help
00:33:52he's Piper's father
00:33:54he has a right to know
00:33:56um
00:33:57Max
00:33:59how would you feel
00:34:01if you found out
00:34:02you had a kid?
00:34:06a child?
00:34:08no no no
00:34:09that's
00:34:09that's impossible
00:34:10I'm
00:34:11very
00:34:11careful
00:34:12mostly
00:34:16I just mean
00:34:16I'm not the type of guy
00:34:17to sleep around
00:34:18family to me
00:34:19is a big commitment
00:34:20and
00:34:21I don't want any loose ends
00:34:23you know?
00:34:24right
00:34:26he wouldn't want a kid
00:34:27tying him down
00:34:28I shouldn't tell him
00:34:29about Piper
00:34:31why do you ask?
00:34:33no reason
00:34:34just
00:34:34just curious
00:34:35no I
00:34:36I feel like you're
00:34:38going somewhere with this
00:34:39what?
00:34:41no
00:34:42well then
00:34:43can I ask you a question?
00:34:45shoot
00:34:51where did you get these?
00:34:53and how did you know
00:34:54my exact size?
00:34:55I
00:34:55did not get those
00:34:57I don't know where those came from
00:34:58are you sure
00:34:59you're just not trying to
00:35:01break the contract?
00:35:04come here
00:35:05come here
00:35:06come here
00:35:06come here
00:35:07whoo
00:35:19elon
00:35:19the truth is
00:35:21is that I
00:35:25go go go
00:35:27just a second
00:35:28come in
00:35:30hey helen
00:35:42oh
00:35:43sorry for interrupting
00:35:44but Piper is
00:35:46asking for a bedtime story
00:35:47before I tuck her in
00:35:48think you could take this one dad?
00:35:50we're kind of in the middle of something
00:35:52I can see that
00:35:54well why don't I read it to her
00:35:56I mean if you don't
00:35:57if you don't mind
00:35:58well
00:35:59atta boy
00:36:00you know what
00:36:00just put a shirt on
00:36:02I'm gonna go get her
00:36:03Piper
00:36:04here comes grandpa
00:36:08he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:09to his team
00:36:10gave a whistle
00:36:11and away they all flew
00:36:13like the down of a thistle
00:36:15but I heard him exclaim
00:36:16as he drove out of sight
00:36:19merry christmas to all
00:36:21and to all
00:36:23a good night
00:36:26if Piper knew he was her real dad
00:36:28she'd be over the moon
00:36:30good night Piper
00:36:35is her dad still around?
00:36:37yeah
00:36:38but he doesn't know it
00:36:39cause you're her dad
00:36:41uh no
00:36:42that man has
00:36:44no idea
00:36:45what a treasure
00:36:47he's missing out on
00:36:51do you really think so?
00:36:53from the bottom of my heart
00:36:56maybe I should tell him
00:36:57he deserves to know
00:37:05Max
00:37:09you're
00:37:10Piper's father
00:37:18I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:44where's Piper?
00:37:46she must have snuck off
00:37:47while we were asleep
00:38:04God, he's such a good kisser
00:38:14just gonna kiss and run
00:38:17not on my watch
00:38:22yeah
00:38:22this
00:38:23I remember this
00:38:35good morning you two love bugs
00:38:38how was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:41good morning Miss Smith
00:38:42it was uh
00:38:43it was great
00:38:44wonderful
00:38:45well it's about to get even better
00:38:49oh no
00:38:50what is that?
00:38:51sardines and saltines
00:38:53it's a Smith family classic
00:38:55it was my gram gram's favorite
00:38:57during wartime
00:38:58don't be shy
00:38:58go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:01Max you don't have to
00:39:03no no
00:39:03it's okay
00:39:04it's a
00:39:04Smith family staple
00:39:07look at all
00:39:27mmm
00:39:27good?
00:39:29it's grumpy
00:39:31well you two better get dressed you gotta go see aunt miranda
00:39:36could i um could i have some water please that means there's no escaping aunt miranda
00:39:41and her brood this year what's the deal with them every year aunt miranda bullies piper and i
00:39:47says piper's a fatherless brat and i'm hey don't worry i'll protect you and piper
00:39:57better have sam on standby tonight just in case well looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:15wait that earring wait that earring you like it i was so bummed when i lost the matching one years
00:40:24ago did you lose it seven years ago i don't really remember the details but luckily i was
00:40:31able to find a new pair right that's just a common earring anyone can have it maybe i'm reading too
00:40:38much into it she can't be the woman from seven years ago so ava and piper still aren't here
00:40:47but derrick said that ava got married what kind of man could she possibly have landed
00:40:54an aging single mom slim pickings i heard he's in waste management that explains it she's probably
00:41:03too embarrassed to show up oh please miranda ava is your niece oh come on grandpa everyone knows
00:41:11eva had a kid with a random one night stand her track record speaks for itself exactly not like
00:41:17my sierra married to a legal advisor for harrison group oh they're here merry christmas everybody
00:41:32merry christmas everybody merry christmas you must be grandpa harold i am i'm eva's husband
00:41:40max pleasure to meet you welcome you're eva's husband but you're gorgeous
00:41:49but does he have to miss you look at you two you look like you just stepped out of a
00:41:54movie
00:41:54merry christmas grandpa this is for max and i oh my goodness thank you eva let me grab that for
00:42:02you daddy oops oh my bad oh a homemade gift how thrifty not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:12mommy's right you mean all hack you little you will not lay a hand on my daughter or you will
00:42:21lose
00:42:21yours oh i think you broke my wrist look what you just did to my mother my husband is harrison
00:42:29group's top legal advisor he could ruin your life
00:42:44mommy are you okay i'm fine i'm just wet huh yeah it's okay it's okay
00:42:52what are you don't you dare disrespect my husband did you just slap me next time it'll be a closed
00:43:01fist you're a fucking psycho you know what sierra i can take your little insults but leave my family
00:43:06out of this
00:43:09her family she needs me
00:43:16you okay honey do i look okay to you dumbass do something
00:43:21you don't know who you're messing with i've got the full weight of the harrison group behind me
00:43:26oh wow i'm sure the ceo would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:43:32like you'd have any idea how a ceo thinks let's call him i'm sure he'd be more than happy to
00:43:38be on my
00:43:38side please who do you think you are enough there will be no arguing during christmas fine dad
00:43:49let it go nathan they're just jealous for grandpa's sake i'll let you off easy i think you owe nathan
00:43:59a thank you i think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you do you want
00:44:04me to get
00:44:04the other cheek all right that's enough everyone come inside and sit down
00:44:29is this a joke can you please pass me some food hold it who said you could eat anything else
00:44:36my husband and i paid for this feast
00:44:42my husband and i paid for this feast king crab fresh from alaska and grass-fed wagyu
00:44:50three times the price fifty times the flavor and you don't get a single bite it's just petty
00:44:58maybe maybe so but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders fine then we won't stay and eat
00:45:06with you come on let's go no no don't you dare leave our family dinner grandpa i'm sorry but
00:45:14they're treating us like i i know dear i just want to have our family together fine we'll let the
00:45:21strays sit and eat with us better strays than a bitch what was that
00:45:29i just want to have our family together fine we'll stay can i have a little nipple it's okay sweetie
00:45:37we'll get something right after like drive-through i hope you enjoy food poisoning that will be a
00:45:45particularly memorable christmas present no stays out please are you okay yes please you hit my child
00:45:55you're crazy well if you teach her some manners maybe i wouldn't have to
00:46:04don't worry baby i'll handle it don't worry baby i'll handle it
00:46:15piper sweetie are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:22okay sweetheart give me two minutes and one phone call as if you have a chef on speed dial actually
00:46:28i do
00:46:30he's such a liar this ought to be hilarious oh it will be
00:46:38sam yeah send the troops and bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:47bring that king crab from antarctica i'm already on my way
00:46:53you hear this guy he wants the best king crab in the world from antarctica
00:46:59now i get why you married him eva his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:04x what are you doing don't worry about it sweetheart santa's already on his way
00:47:10actually five four three two
00:47:19a helicopter
00:47:27there's no way
00:47:33how did you pull this off sam is like family i thought i'd introduce you too thanks boss
00:47:40boss
00:47:40eva's always been genuine with me maybe it's time she knew who i really am
00:47:45eva i think it's time you actually know the truth i'm maximus harrison
00:47:52you're the ceo of harrison group
00:47:59come on you can stop kidding around if you were the ceo why would you be here pretending to be
00:48:06my
00:48:06husband no i actually am the ceo come on you can stop the charade okay this is just another favor
00:48:12from that big wig friend isn't it eva i'm not pretending mr harrison the antarctic king crab as you
00:48:28have requested
00:48:31how is this possible this loser brings an arctic king crab and has his own personal chef who are
00:48:40you i told you i'm eva's husband that chef called him mr harrison wait no hold on
00:48:49you're the actual ceo of the harrison group
00:48:54you're worth more than some whole countries
00:48:57some of the small ones i mean you know that you work for me okay i insulted my own boss
00:49:05i'm finished
00:49:11oh god i insulted my own boss i'm finished didn't think max would commit this hard pretending to be ceo
00:49:19is a hell of a move worth every penny i'm paying him for tonight your feast ends and with that
00:49:25your career you're fired fired fired sam
00:49:34fired god i can't be fired
00:49:39what mr harrison please you can have as much crab as you want please mr harrison i'll do anything
00:49:45guys take out the trash
00:49:53and you oh me mr harrison come on that was a christmas joke a family tradition yeah well there's a
00:50:03new family
00:50:03tradition sam
00:50:09will you do me the honors
00:50:12glassy
00:50:16merry christmas
00:50:20father do something well you kind of deserve that i'm leaving
00:50:27pumpkin my favorite
00:50:34come on sweetie daddy have this crap line just for you eat as much as you want thanks daddy
00:50:44i am so sorry i ruined your christmas i just couldn't take them treating you like that honestly
00:50:50this is the best christmas i've ever had well if you want we can have many more just like this
00:50:56does he really mean that or is he just playing the part i can't tell and that terrifies me
00:51:07that or is he just playing the part of the house
00:51:08merry christmas miss harrison i brought you a gift here's the paternity test between the boss and
00:51:12that little girl
00:51:12oh this is wonderful sam i have a granddaughter tell me everything miss eva smith single mother
00:51:27small town gal didn't finish high school currently works in retail oh maximus i thought i raised you
00:51:33better a high school dropout in the harrison family not a chance
00:51:44she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter maximus seems to like her silence get me the address
00:51:51where she works it's happy heels on broadway that's nice we own that one good work but take off that
00:51:58stupid hat
00:52:10thanks so your dad insisted that i try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years
00:52:16it sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law and how about you
00:52:24me yeah are you happy with your new husband
00:52:32eva
00:52:43that birthmark family to me is a big commitment and i don't want any loose ends you know
00:52:51maximus there's so much we don't know so much we're not telling each other
00:52:54uh no feelings no complications that's what we agreed upon hey i didn't sign a contract max yeah i
00:53:04guess you're right it's cold maybe i'll go grab some more firewood max i need to tell you something
00:53:17it's something important what's gotten into her is she hiding something is this the part where you
00:53:24tell me there's no santa i haven't been completely honest with you
00:53:31piper is
00:53:35piper is mommy daddy my hand hurts
00:53:39sweetie oh my gosh it sounds swollen must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier
00:53:44listen you stay here with daddy mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit okay
00:53:50come on piper
00:53:54okay let me see
00:53:58i promise i won't let anyone hurt you or mommy again but that's not true you're leaving after christmas
00:54:05aren't you don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:54:22well maybe i don't have to leave
00:54:26well maybe i don't have to leave really please stay daddy
00:54:33you think it will scar
00:54:39i wouldn't worry about it scars make you look like a badass i have one too
00:54:46dad i got that when i was about your age some punk came at me with a switchblade really no
00:54:52way
00:54:53no it was actually a cactus but it's still cool i have something like that on the back of my
00:55:01neck
00:55:05piper how long have you had that my mom said i had that when i was born
00:55:14and how old are you six six that one night stands about seven years ago okay i found the first
00:55:21aid kit
00:55:22ivor are you sure we haven't met before
00:55:28what do i even say and how do i explain it's a piper sorry honey this man's your dad and
00:55:33he didn't
00:55:34know you existed until now um yeah can i see your hand sweetie eva
00:55:47okay okay look
00:55:50piper is
00:55:57go on
00:56:04that must be an emergency excuse me sorry i'll take this
00:56:15mommy are you okay yeah mommy's just realizing she's a coward i don't even have the guts to tell the
00:56:24truth
00:56:28why haven't you picked up my calls i'm telling you max that woman is manipulating you she's a high
00:56:34school dropout doesn't even have a decent job and she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:56:40i'm eva's husband max that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on
00:56:50i'm sorry max you can't know piper's your daughter your mother would take her away
00:56:55i'm sorry after christmas it's over
00:57:01eva maximus are you even listening to me no mom mom listen i'm sorry okay eva's my wife
00:57:08and i've made up my mind i'm not leaving her
00:57:13eva
00:57:19i'm sorry
00:57:19thank you
00:57:20thank you
00:57:20i need that
00:57:23this is for you grandma
00:57:30oh wow
00:57:32that's so cool
00:57:34what did you make it
00:57:34uh derek this is from uh even
00:57:38oh thank you so much
00:57:40just thanks guys
00:57:41glad you're here
00:57:44you got it
00:57:45oh wow damn these are nice
00:57:48grandpa language little ears
00:57:56piper do you want to go see your present it's in the other room by the train set
00:58:00here i'll go with you remember the song that we sing
00:58:02hey grandma got run over by a reindeer what we got guys walking home from our house christmas eve
00:58:13you never told me
00:58:17have we met before
00:58:23have we met before
00:58:25she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:31i don't know what you're getting at
00:58:34eva i have the same birthmark as piper
00:58:45i don't know what you're talking about lots of people have birthmarks are very common
00:58:48i feel so awful but i can't lose my child no matter how i feel about him
00:58:56maybe
00:58:59are you okay
00:59:02are the clogs a bad idea
00:59:05no
00:59:06i'm fine
00:59:08um
00:59:10oh i almost forgot
00:59:13i got you this
00:59:15you got me a gift too
00:59:17tis the season
00:59:19open it
00:59:33gloves
00:59:35did you make these
00:59:37yeah
00:59:38i know this is a fake marriage but that's christmas
00:59:42you've already done so much for me i just wanted to do a little something for you
00:59:48how do they feel warm right yeah warm soft
00:59:57perfect
01:00:02thank you eva
01:00:04i've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:08really
01:00:10yeah my mom she partied all the time and i got gifts plenty of them but
01:00:16i don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:20nothing personal
01:00:22well you deserve it
01:00:24you're a good guy
01:00:26and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your christmases with
01:00:34and what if that day's today
01:00:39what if i already found someone special
01:00:43right here
01:00:44what if
01:01:09Max, we can't.
01:01:12If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21I don't want you to stop.
01:01:28No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:45I want you.
01:01:55Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:02Piper!
01:02:13She can't see us.
01:02:32Eva?
01:02:36Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:51That was way too close.
01:02:53Yeah.
01:02:54We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:02:59Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:04Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:08You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:15Let me give it to you.
01:03:17Let me give it to you.
01:03:18Let me give it to you.
01:03:23Let me give it to you.
01:03:26Let me give it to you.
01:03:30Let me give it to you.
01:03:31Let me give it to you.
01:03:32Let me give it to you.
01:03:32Let me give it to you.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:34Let me give it to you.
01:03:34Let me give it to you.
01:03:36Let me give it to you.
01:03:38Let me give it to you.
01:03:39Let me give it to you.
01:03:42Let me give it to you.
01:03:54Who is calling me this morning?
01:03:59Hello?
01:04:00Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:02I'm Max's mother.
01:04:04Name your price.
01:04:05What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:08What?
01:04:09We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:12Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:17My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:21Piper is my daughter.
01:04:22And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:25So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:27But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:33There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:39You okay?
01:04:43Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:04:46So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:04:50What are you talking about?
01:04:52It's over.
01:04:53It's not that hard to understand.
01:04:59Eva, wait!
01:05:03So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:09Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:12None of it was real.
01:05:14So, this is just a goodbye.
01:05:18Didn't realize that was so disposable for you.
01:05:21Look.
01:05:23Last night,
01:05:25I let my guard down.
01:05:27But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:30And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:32Just tell me what you need.
01:05:35I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband,
01:05:38a good father.
01:05:40Just say the word.
01:05:46You don't get it.
01:05:48You don't get it.
01:05:52You don't get it.
01:05:56I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:03I won't give up on us.
01:06:20Are we here?
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23As much as I don't want us to be,
01:06:26we're back.
01:06:30Piper.
01:06:31Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:32We're home.
01:06:37How can she just walk away?
01:06:46Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:06:48It's part of the agreement, too.
01:06:50Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:06:53You promised.
01:06:55Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:06:57Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:00All right, fine.
01:07:02When?
01:07:04Two days.
01:07:05I'll come pick you up.
01:07:07No need.
01:07:08Just send me the address on me either.
01:07:15I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:20So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:23Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:24If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:26I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:42I don't care.
01:07:44She's in the light of the dead.
01:07:44The truth is.
01:07:46She said ten times a day.
01:07:49Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:07:51Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:07:53Boss?
01:07:55Boss?
01:07:59lady and gentlemen i am so sorry i need to go win back my family family boss you okay
01:08:07never better go get her max
01:08:14give it your best smile ah there he is maximus darling i have some prospects for you nice high
01:08:24society girls from the city oh i told you i already found the woman i love
01:08:41maximus stop this that evil woman is scamming your son tell me what kind of woman you want and i'll
01:08:49find you another you are heir to the harrison dynasty no i'm not oh i work in waste management
01:08:59and i'm a secret crime boss i'm eva's husband and i'm a father
01:09:05what
01:09:20that's her the woman who got my son head over heels
01:09:26hi welcome in can i help you find something i want to try those
01:09:34awesome i'll get him for you right away are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible
01:09:43no no no i know what i want size seven
01:09:48oh bitty can't even walk but she wants three thousand dollar heels
01:09:52come on she wants the white shoes
01:10:00ignore her she's just grumpy over the holidays um here let me help you
01:10:04come on
01:10:09she seems kind
01:10:16i shouldn't be that impressed she's just doing her job
01:10:21how do they feel well i love the style but it's too small i think i need a size up
01:10:28maybe my feet are still growing
01:10:33right away i'll be right back she's not only kind she's patient was i wrong about her
01:10:55are you gluing the heel back on
01:10:58well who gives a shit she can't walk
01:11:04that's just pure evil
01:11:09oh come on saint eva she's in a wheelchair who cares it's the last pair i get paid commission
01:11:23i'm not doing that vanessa
01:11:27see this is your whole problem this is why you'll always be broke
01:11:34i don't care if she can walk or not i'm not selling her joke
01:11:40she has to deal with people like this people who insult her all day
01:11:45i'm your manager
01:11:51sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired
01:12:00did i stutter
01:12:05you don't have to fire me
01:12:09i quit
01:12:15i don't work here anymore
01:12:19listen don't buy the shoes
01:12:21they're broken spend your heart and money elsewhere okay
01:12:24you're a good person after all
01:12:28looks like i misjudged you
01:12:30i'm sorry
01:12:33why are you still here eva
01:12:35get out
01:12:42you're not disabled
01:12:43selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped
01:12:48absolutely shameful
01:12:49who are you
01:12:51i am the chairwoman
01:12:53of the harrison group
01:12:55and the owner of the store
01:12:58you're eleanor harrison
01:13:00mother of the ceo
01:13:02i am and you my dear are fired
01:13:06what did i do
01:13:10you are a good person
01:13:12from now on this store is yours to run
01:13:19are you serious
01:13:23that's right
01:13:24don't be nervous child
01:13:27you are professional
01:13:29responsible
01:13:30far better than that two-bit manager
01:13:36you
01:13:37out
01:13:38i'll leave
01:13:42i'm leaving
01:13:45i
01:13:46i
01:13:47i feel like i'm dreaming
01:13:49no
01:13:50don't worry
01:13:51you're getting a promotion
01:13:53you deserve it my dear
01:13:57thank you
01:13:58first assignment
01:14:00i want that row
01:14:02and that row
01:14:03and the entire display case
01:14:06pack it all up and bring it to my house
01:14:13once we're home
01:14:14i'll tell her i'm her mother-in-law
01:14:17i can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter
01:14:26she's the mother of ceo
01:14:28of course she lives like this
01:14:39mrs harrison
01:14:40i'm here with your delivery
01:14:45max
01:14:46eva
01:14:48what are you doing here
01:14:50i uh
01:14:51there you are eva
01:14:55wonderful we can finally meet each other properly
01:14:57my new daughter-in-law
01:15:01what are you
01:15:01that means you really are the ceo of harrison group
01:15:10well i tried to tell you but
01:15:11stop
01:15:13and you
01:15:14you lied to me at the store
01:15:17you were both just testing me
01:15:19is this some sick game rich people play
01:15:21i'm sorry eva
01:15:23i thought you might be using my son
01:15:25just after his money
01:15:27but i was wrong
01:15:28eva please
01:15:29i don't deserve to be treated like this
01:15:31not every working class girl is after your money
01:15:34how could you think that of me
01:15:36it's not like that dear
01:15:39eva what are you talking about
01:15:41mom
01:15:42what did you do
01:15:43i i was just trying to get the two of you back together
01:15:46we're not together
01:15:48and i can't love something that was never real
01:15:54i made a horrible mistake
01:15:57what are you waiting for son
01:15:59go after her
01:16:04eva
01:16:04let me go
01:16:05i swear it's not what you think
01:16:07look we come from two completely different worlds
01:16:09stop pretending like you care
01:16:10i'm not pretending
01:16:12okay i can't fake what we have
01:16:14and everything i've done for you
01:16:15and piper
01:16:16this is real
01:16:22touch my wife again
01:16:23and i will snap every finger that you've got
01:16:25max you came
01:16:27god you weren't driving me fucking insane
01:16:32i'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband
01:16:34a good father
01:16:35just say the word
01:16:40see
01:16:42stop fighting
01:16:45we belong together
01:16:48you're wrong
01:16:49wrong about what
01:16:52that you care
01:16:53or we belong together
01:16:54look i already told you
01:16:56we're from two completely different worlds
01:16:58now i held up my end of the deal
01:17:00and i met your mother
01:17:01like we discussed
01:17:03i want a fake divorce from my fake cousin
01:17:08eva
01:17:12eva
01:17:12eva
01:17:14i'm sorry maximus
01:17:15walking away is the only choice i have
01:17:24ow
01:17:26are you okay mommy
01:17:28yeah sweetie i'm fine
01:17:30come here
01:17:39no you're not fine
01:17:40you're sad
01:17:43i'm okay sweetie
01:17:47i miss daddy too
01:17:51i want max to be my real daddy
01:17:56don't you want to be with him
01:18:01don't you want to be with him
01:18:24piper is his daughter
01:18:32enough sulking
01:18:33go get your wife
01:18:35and my grandbaby back
01:18:37don't you think i want to
01:18:39she doesn't want me
01:18:41i didn't raise you to give up
01:18:43your daughter is still out there
01:18:44you can't abandon her
01:18:46mom you don't get it
01:18:48i made a deal with eva
01:18:50to play my wife
01:18:51and piper she was
01:18:53an added bonus
01:18:55what are you talking about
01:18:57i already ran a dna test
01:19:00piper is your daughter
01:19:02what
01:19:03see for yourself
01:19:10i was right
01:19:12seven years ago
01:19:13new years that woman was eva
01:19:26eva
01:19:27hey
01:19:29daddy
01:19:31daddy
01:19:33piper
01:19:37i missed you so much sweetheart
01:19:44you came back
01:19:48i uh
01:19:51don't forget to be brave mommy
01:19:59i uh
01:20:01i was scared
01:20:02but i don't want to be scared anymore
01:20:05because what we have is real
01:20:06and it's worth fighting for
01:20:09sweetheart i have
01:20:11something to tell you
01:20:13i have something to tell you too
01:20:17piper is your daughter
01:20:19you knew
01:20:20my sweet granddaughter
01:20:23mama
01:20:23i just found out for sure a few minutes ago
01:20:29but you've known this whole time
01:20:31i was scared
01:20:32okay i didn't know if you were gonna take her from me
01:20:35i didn't know how you were feeling
01:20:38how could you not know how i felt
01:20:51i love you eva
01:20:54i love you too
01:20:57i promise
01:20:58for the rest of my life i'm going to make it up to you
01:21:02as long as we're together
01:21:04as long as we're together
01:21:04it doesn't matter where we are
01:21:15will you marry me eva
01:21:18for real this time
01:21:19yes
01:21:21yes
01:21:21yes of course i'll marry you
01:21:26yes
01:21:27hi
01:21:35looks like you're stuck with me the next christmas
01:21:37and the christmas after that
01:21:39and forever
01:21:42i wouldn't have it any other way
01:21:49who's that
01:21:52eva
01:21:54take me back
01:21:57i'm sorry i struck your tire
01:22:02looks like i have to take out the trash
01:22:04again
01:22:07no
01:22:09not funny
01:22:10you
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