00:09Cable Guy!
00:12Let's do this.
00:13Slip the Cable Guy 50 bucks, he'll give you all the movie channels for free.
00:17You're offering me a bribe.
00:18What you have just done is illegal.
00:19And in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000
00:22or spend six months in a correctional facility.
00:25Oh, please. No, that was dumb. I was just making conversation.
00:31I'm just jerking your team.
00:35I'll juice you up.
00:37For Steven Kovacs...
00:39Hey!
00:40You guys play here too?
00:42Cool.
00:42The price of cable just went up.
00:45Okay, Chip Douglas, you're on my team. Let's play.
00:48No way.
00:50I'm on Steven's team.
00:52Now...
00:54We're not friends. I don't even know you.
00:56Well, let's fix that.
00:58He's got a friend he can't control.
01:01Where are we going?
01:03Only the finest restaurant in town.
01:05Can I have your skin? Check this out.
01:09Silence of the lands.
01:12I just don't have any room in my life for a new friend.
01:18So...
01:18What are you trying to say?
01:20A friend who will not be ignored.
01:23I gave you free cable.
01:25The guy is a sociopath.
01:27He leaves messages on my machine night and day.
01:29If you're there, pick up.
01:30Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up.
01:32He shows up wherever I go. He won't leave me alone.
01:34He's gonna need some tough love.
01:36There's Steven Kovacs in here.
01:38I'm Steven Kovacs.
01:39I didn't do anything.
01:40Just call my cable guy.
01:42At least look into it.
01:43Nobody named Chip Douglas works for the cable company.
01:46Suspicious, isn't it?
01:47You're all being fooled by him.
01:50He's a lunatic and he's a fella.
01:52Don't mess with me.
01:53Come back here so that I may break these.
01:56I'm here for you.
01:58Don't do that. You're gonna get me killed.
02:01Oh, Billy.
02:04Jim Carrey.
02:06Matthew Broderick.
02:08The cable guy.
02:10Okay, I'm going.
02:11Take off.
02:16Take off.
02:18Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:19Bye.
02:22Bye.
02:23Bye.
02:24You
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