00:09Where do you live?
00:10The city.
00:11Do you have a house?
00:12Apartment.
00:12Own a rent?
00:13Rent.
00:13What do you do for a living?
00:14Lots of things.
00:15Where's your office?
00:16I don't have one.
00:17How come?
00:17I don't need one.
00:18Where's your wife?
00:19Don't have one.
00:19How come?
00:20It's a long story.
00:21Do you have kids?
00:21No, I don't.
00:22How come?
00:22It's an even longer story.
00:24Are you my dad's brother?
00:25I'm your dad's brother, all right.
00:30Buck Russell had always been the black sheep of the family.
00:35I'm stunned that I'm related to you.
00:38Until one night.
00:40Buck, we have a problem with the kids.
00:42We're stuck for somebody to watch them.
00:44Oh, please, not that.
00:45Can we trust him?
00:46He's my brother, for God's sake.
00:48I won't let him get into that Satan stuff or any of the new chicks.
00:51I'll leave that for me.
00:52Wow.
00:53I'm kidding, huh?
00:55Now, he's making them breakfast.
00:57Cigar?
00:59No, thanks.
01:00Making them lunch.
01:05And making them crazy.
01:07What did you do?
01:14He's irresistible.
01:16I want to ask you why I'm so attracted to you.
01:18I wouldn't even guess at that.
01:22He's unbelievable.
01:24I'm Anita Horgaard.
01:26I'm Buck Melanoma.
01:27I'm only Russell's wart.
01:29He's...
01:30Would you just...
01:31John Candy.
01:33Give me...
01:33Give me...
01:33As Uncle Buck.
01:35What is he like to drink?
01:36I've been leaving the toilet seats up.
01:39Is that what the blue water is?
01:40It's not good for him, huh?
01:42Uncle Buck.
01:43The new comedy from John Hughes.
01:45You have much more hair in your nose than my dad.
01:47Nice of you to notice.
01:48I'm a kid.
01:49That's my job.
01:49Coming soon to a theater near you.
01:51Coming soon to a theater near you.
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