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00:07¡Gracias!
00:34Mr. President
00:39Eyes on me
00:46Take your clothes off
00:54Three years by his side
00:56Taking down his enemies
00:57Handling the press
00:59I'm the one who deserves to stand next to him
01:02The first one to bear my heir
01:05Becomes the first lady
01:18Not long after, the other women
01:20In the surrogacy program started getting pregnant
01:22One by one
01:23I was the last one to find out I was pregnant
01:26Once I have this baby
01:27I'll take the money and go
01:29First lady?
01:30Nah, that's not in the cards for me
01:32Nurse?
01:33Doctor?
01:34Surrogate number one just had her baby
01:35It's a boy
01:36Leah, guess that locks up the first lady spot for her
01:39The second the president saw the kid
01:41He had her and the baby kicked out
01:42Said the baby she had
01:43Was some other guy's bastard
01:45Wait, she actually hooked up with someone else
01:46During the surrogacy program?
01:47I thought it was just number one being crazy enough to try it
01:50But then, one by one, the other women had their babies
01:53The president took one look at each and knew they weren't his
01:55Every last one of them got kicked out
01:57Take your bastard and get lost
01:58Sorry, Mr. President, just give me another chance
02:00I swear I can give you a child
02:02Before I knew it, it was the day I went into labor
02:06Come on, push
02:07Give it everything
02:08Baby's almost here
02:16One last push
02:18Come on, you can do it
02:18The baby's here
02:20A healthy baby
02:28What the hell?
02:34I just gave birth to dog pups?
02:37How does a woman give birth to dogs?
02:40Oh no, this is bad
02:42The president won't even need a test
02:45Just one look and he'll know this isn't his
02:47I'm definitely getting kicked out now
02:49And the money?
02:50Gone
02:54What's going on here?
03:03What should I do?
03:04What should I do?
03:14Where's my baby?
03:19Tell me
03:20Where is my child?
03:22Mr. President, I'm so sorry
03:24I let you down
03:25Sorry for what?
03:26I lied
03:27I
03:29I wasn't pregnant
03:31That wasn't a baby coming out
03:32That was
03:33That was a massive toxic waste level crap
03:36One whiff and the guy dropped like a fly
03:41A fake pregnancy?
03:42So you mean my whole medical team can't tell if a woman's pregnant or not?
03:46That's because I was so desperate to get pregnant with your baby
03:49I took all kinds of hormone shots and it made me look pregnant
03:52Today I just ate too much and had to go
03:58What was that sound?
04:03Mr. President, you should stay back
04:08I just went
04:09It's pretty rank
04:10So I skipped a budget hearing
04:12And a National Security Council meeting
04:14And waited two hours here
04:16Just for you to take a clap?
04:18Mr. President
04:19I really didn't mean for this to happen
04:22Just give me more time
04:23I promise I'll get pregnant with your baby
04:26I won't waste my sperm on you anymore
04:29But what about the surrogacy money?
04:31After playing me like this
04:32You'll work as a cleaner in the White House until you've paid off your debt
04:36What?
04:40No money
04:41And now I'm stuck working for free
04:43What a joke
04:44You two little troublemakers
04:46You totally screwed me
04:48If it weren't for you, who knows
04:49Maybe I'd be first lady now
04:58Okay, that doesn't sound like any dog I've ever heard
05:00Eh, whatever
05:01But hey, you're mine, right?
05:05You guys hungry?
05:17Wait, you don't want to nurse, do you?
05:23All right, fine
05:24Breastfeeding a couple of dogs
05:25I guess that's just what happens when you're their mom
05:32Drink up
05:36Now that's what I call my kids
05:38Already drinking in style
05:39You two are going places
05:42Looks like mom's retirement plan is riding on you little fur balls now
05:48What the hell?
05:49I mean, I was definitely implanted with the president's sperm
05:52So how the hell did I end up with puppies?
05:57Whose dog is this?
05:59You hurt?
06:00Hey, easy now
06:01I won't bite
06:03Wow
06:03I've never seen a dog as big as you before
06:07Could it be him?
06:10Nah, I'm definitely going crazy
06:18Mommy, hug
06:22You two?
06:23We're the puppies?
06:24How do puppies just turn into kids?
06:26And they're already big and can talk
06:27What kind of freak show did I give birth to?
06:29Mommy
06:31Their cheeks are soft and warm
06:34Feels just like regular kids
06:38Mommy hugs
06:39Okay, okay
06:41Mommy's good babies
06:44Puppy kids, whatever
06:45You're mine and that's all that matters
06:50Those two little monsters eat more every day
06:52This might just last them one day
06:55What, they're not feeding you enough at the White House?
06:57I just don't want to waste anything
06:59You're always talking about saving food
07:01So I'm supporting you
07:02Just focus on paying off your debt
07:04Don't try anything cute
07:07I, I get it
07:15Bro, do you think mom will be mad that we snucked out?
07:18Mom worked so hard for us
07:19We gotta get her a gift
07:22I think I smell
07:23Dad
07:53Hello?
08:11Stop right there
08:12Mrs. Olivia
08:15So, a small town girl with a high school diploma
08:18Who can't even tell which fork to use
08:20What makes you think you're qualified?
08:24Quick qualified?
08:25What makes you deserve to stand by his side?
08:28It took me three years to get where I am
08:29Three years of crisis
08:31Of staying up with him through countless nights
08:33And you?
08:33You just lay around for a few months
08:35Spread your legs and that's it?
08:36I never thought of it that way
08:38Remember your place, janitor
08:41Once your debt is paid
08:42Get the hell out of the White House
08:45Mrs. Olivia
08:46Classified documents are missing from the Oval Office
08:48What?
08:51Which thief has the guts to steal from the Presidential Office?
08:55Hey babies, mommy's home
08:58Mommy!
08:59We got you a present
09:00A present?
09:02What kind of present could you two little rascals have for me?
09:08For you, mommy
09:11Mommy!
09:13Here, take this
09:16The Presidential Seal?
09:17The Nuclear Button Briefcase?
09:20No, no!
09:27So you two are the crazy little thieves?
09:29How could you steal this stuff?
09:32We were just looking for food for mommy
09:35We found it in some room
09:37This ring is so pretty, mommy
09:39You should wear it
09:40Oh no, oh no
09:42We are so screwed
09:44Code red
09:45Lock down the White House
09:47Search every room
09:48Not one corner gets missed
09:50Oh my god
09:51If the President finds out it was these two pups who stole it
09:53We're done for
09:55Mr. President
09:56We've searched every other room in the White House
09:58This is the last one the maids orders
10:00Open the door
10:07There they are
10:08Right here
10:11Oh my god
10:12Caught red-handed
10:13I'm definitely going to jail
10:15Leah Cole
10:16Why are my Presidential Seal and the Nuclear Bolton Briefcase in your room?
10:20Mr. President
10:21I
10:22I don't know anything
10:24I went to work early this morning
10:25And when I got back
10:26These things were just
10:28Here
10:29It must be the real thief
10:30They probably realized they couldn't get out of the White House
10:33So they dumped the stuff in my room to throw everyone off
10:35Or set me up
10:36That lie is full of holes
10:38Your room is so remote
10:39Which thief would just happen to come here?
10:42You're obviously the one who stole it
10:44You little lying bitch
10:45Just tell the truth already
10:46Ma'am, look at me
10:47I'm just someone who cleans here
10:48Why would I steal something like that?
10:50I've got no motive
10:51Mr. President
10:52Don't forget
10:53This woman already faked a pregnancy and lied to you
10:56When she got caught
10:57She held a grudge
10:58I wouldn't be surprised if she's been bought off by your political enemies
11:01That's why she stole the Presidential Seal and the Nuclear Button Briefcase
11:04To set you up and destroy your reputation
11:06Tell me
11:07Who put you up to this?
11:09Was it that wig-wearing senator next door?
11:11I swear
11:12I didn't
11:13Mr. President
11:14This woman is too calculating
11:15Keeping her around you is a ticking time bomb
11:18I think we should charge her with espionage
11:20And throw her in prison
11:21Right now
11:23No, I'm not a spy
11:24I swear
11:25Then let's do it in Norway
11:33Oh my god
11:36Get down from there
11:38Now
11:38That's the president
11:39Do you have any idea
11:41About how much his shit cost?
11:48What the hell is that filthy thing?
11:54You dirty bitch
11:55You didn't clean properly
11:56So you attracted these strays
11:58Someone
11:58Kill these animals
11:59Throw them in the trash
12:00No
12:04Mr. President
12:06They're just two stray dogs with nowhere to go
12:09I felt bad for them
12:10So I've been hiding them here
12:11They're like my own kids
12:13I'm just a single mom
12:14Trying to raise two little ones
12:15It's hard enough
12:16Please, don't hurt them
12:17I swear I'll train them to use the toilet
12:19And they won't chew up your shoes
12:23Mr. President
12:24These are clearly wolf cubs
12:26But she's raising them like dogs
12:27And weird thing is
12:29Holding this little guy
12:30Gives me a strange feeling
12:31Like I've seen him somewhere before
12:34You really like them, huh?
12:38Well, duh
12:39They're my kids
12:40Of course I like them
12:41Yes
12:42They're adorable
12:44Please just let me keep them
12:45I swear they won't bite
12:47Won't make a mess
12:48I'll even put diapers on them
12:49If I have to
12:53Too bad they're just regular wolf cubs
12:55Wish they were werewolves
12:57This ends here
12:58No one speaks of this
13:00Thank you, Mr. President
13:13We're finally gone
13:15You two little rascals
13:16Best behave from now on
13:18If you pull something like that again
13:20I swear I'll hand you over to Olivia
13:23You can be her little hand warmers
13:33Mr. President
13:39I checked it out
13:40Not so strange
13:40The woman brought them to the hospital
13:42But where they actually came from
13:43That I couldn't trace
13:45No way she secretly had two puppies
13:47While she was in the hospital
13:49So why lie?
13:52I wasn't pregnant
13:53That wasn't a baby coming out
13:54That was
13:55That was a massive
13:56Toxic waist level crap
13:59One wick
13:59And the guy dropped like a fly
14:05Find the doctor
14:06Who delivered her baby
14:08Yes, sir
14:19Hey, easy now
14:20I won't bite
14:22But wow
14:23I've never seen a dog
14:24As big as you before
14:28What is that woman hiding?
14:33Mr. President
14:34She was the one on delivery duty that day
14:37Tell me
14:39What did you see
14:40When that woman gave birth?
14:42I didn't see anything
14:47Tell the truth
14:48Okay, okay
14:49I'll talk
14:49I saw that she didn't give birth to a baby
14:52She gave birth of
14:53Two puppies
14:55And then
14:57I passed out from shock
14:59You're saying
15:00She gave birth to two wolf pops?
15:02Yes, I swear
15:03Every word is true
15:04I've never seen a woman give birth to puppies before
15:08So that's
15:08Yesterday was so weird
15:10Stealing the presidential seal
15:12And the nuclear button briefcase
15:13Is supposed to be a one-way ticket to prison
15:15But he totally let me off
15:16And he even touched my pups
15:17Maybe he likes dogs too?
15:19Get the cages ready
15:20I'm getting those mutts out of the White House today
15:30Quick
15:31Hide
15:37What are kids' dishes doing here?
15:39Those
15:40Those are for feeding my dogs
15:41Feeding dogs?
15:43With people's dishes?
15:45Leah Cole
15:45This is the White House
15:47Not your trailer park
15:48Now hand over those mutts
15:49The president said I could keep them
15:53The president runs a country
15:54You think he remembers some low-life stray dogs?
15:58Search the place
15:59Find those little beasts
16:01Find those little beasts
16:01I'm throwing them out myself
16:07Stop!
16:10The president said I could keep them
16:12You can't
16:14Out of my way
16:20You think I don't know what you're doing?
16:23Playing the poor girl with two dogs
16:25So the president takes notice of you
16:26Let me tell you something
16:28You're not even fit to tie his shoes
16:32There you little bastard dogs
16:36Grab them
16:39Stray dogs dare to bite bite
16:41Kill them
16:42Do it now
16:46No!
16:47Hit her
17:01Don't move
17:01You forgot what you promised mommy yesterday
17:07Promise me
17:08Never shift in front of anyone else
17:11Or it'll bring trouble to us
17:14Okay mommy
17:18What are you waiting for?
17:20Pull those little beasts out
17:23No!
17:24Don't hurt my kids
17:27Kids?
17:27What kids?
17:34Leah Cole
17:35Have you lost your mind
17:36Wanting to be first ladies so bad
17:38That you actually think
17:39Two stray dogs are your kids?
17:41You can't have a real baby
17:43So you're raising mutts as substitutes?
17:45You're disgusting
17:46You'd throw away every shred of dignity
17:49Just to be first lady?
17:51You scheming little bitch
17:54I'm not letting you stick around
17:56I'm gonna make you watch these little beasts die
17:59Throw these stray dogs in the cage
18:01And kill them!
18:10Babies
18:11Don't be scared
18:13Mommy's here
18:15What are you waiting for?
18:16Hit her too!
18:17Beat her until she stops moving!
18:31I'd like to see anyone touch her
18:43Mr. President
18:44Mr. President
18:45What brings you here?
18:46This place is beneath you
18:48Olivia you've got some nerve
18:49I made it clear she's allowed to keep these two here
18:51Why do you bring people to hurt them?
18:53Mr. President
18:54You misunderstand
18:54I was worried about rabies
18:56What if they pose a risk to you?
18:57I was just going to have them checked out
18:59And bring them back
19:03She's lying
19:03She just wanted to kill my dogs
19:05Sorry I'm late
19:15These two are cleaner than the bottom of your shoes
19:37Oh my god
19:38The president?
19:39The president is holding me?
19:42What kind of script is this?
19:44He saved me?
19:45And he's being
19:46Gentle?
19:48Am I hallucinating from getting beat up?
19:51Olivia since you care so much about the pets running around the White House
19:54Security's looking for someone to walk the dogs and be perfect
19:58Mr. President
19:59I just didn't think it through
20:00But I was only worried about your safety
20:02You too
20:03Are you here to protect me
20:04Or are you Olivia's personal bodyguards?
20:06Mr. President
20:07We
20:08If you can't figure out who signs your checks
20:09I'll send you somewhere you'll learn fast
20:11They're short on people in the Middle East
20:13You leave tomorrow
20:14See what a real field assignment looks like
20:17Mr. President
20:18We're sorry
20:18Please
20:19Give us another chance
20:20Mr. President
20:21This young lady has extensive bruising and contusions on her back
20:24I've already disinfected the area
20:26Just needs oint applied regularly
20:27I'll do it
20:34Um
20:35Maybe I should just do it myself
20:37I mean
20:37Your hands are for signing treaties
20:39Not for
20:41Oh my god
20:42The president just touched me
20:43Why is he being so nice to me?
20:45We've only known each other for a few days
20:46Is he
20:47Is he up to something?
20:55I promise you
20:56What happened today will never happen again
20:58Thank you for seeing me, Mr. President
21:03Come in
21:05Mr. President
21:05About what happened today
21:07It was my mistake
21:08I hope you can forgive me
21:10Olivia, I've never doubted your work
21:13But you need to understand
21:14My personal life is none of your business
21:18Yes, sir
21:19From today on, Leah Cole is no longer a cleaner
21:22Move her into the room next to mine
21:25What?
21:26And one more thing
21:28The White House Correspondents' Dinner is the day after tomorrow
21:30Leah will attend as my girlfriend
21:32We're making it official
21:33Girlfriend?
21:34Girlfriend?
21:35Mr. President
21:36This, this isn't right
21:38I'm just a cleaner
21:39I
21:41No one deserves it more than you
21:43What is wrong with this man?
21:44Did someone drug him?
21:46I mean, okay, he's hot
21:47And the body's not bad
21:48But this is too fast
21:49I am not ready for this
21:50Mr. President
21:51Every major media outlet
21:52Will be at that dinner
21:53Announcing a surrogate as your girlfriend
21:55Out of nowhere is reckless
21:56If they dig into her background
21:58Your reputation
21:58Then this is a test of your public relations skills, Olivia
22:01I'm sure you'll do a great job with the dinner party
22:06Too bad he doesn't know
22:07These two little ones are his own flesh and blood
22:10Only these two pups are truly mine
22:12None of those women bore my seed
22:14But no one can know I'm a werewolf
22:17Their real identity has to stay hidden for now
22:27Ms. Cole, this is your room
22:29If you need anything, just call me
22:38Okay, come out, babies
22:42Mommy!
22:44Mommy!
22:47My good babies
22:51Kids?
22:52You're sure the maid heard right?
22:53Positive
22:54Two kids, four or five years old
22:56Called her mommy
22:57Ah, got it
22:59This bitch makes a living by spreading her legs for surrogacy
23:02Those brats are probably leftovers from some job
23:04Baby data ran off
23:05No one wanted them, so she got stuck with them
23:07Then we should tell the president
23:08Let him know she's got two kids in tow
23:09He'll dump her for sure
23:10That's too easy for her
23:12Tomorrow is the White House Correspondents' Dinner
23:14Every media outlet in the country will be there
23:17I'm gonna destroy her in front of everyone
23:19She'll crawl out of the White House in shame
23:23Mommy's going to a dinner tonight
23:25You two stay here
23:26Sleep tight
23:28And no sneaking out
23:29Got it?
23:30Got it, mommy
23:31Bye-bye, mommy
23:38Mr. President
23:39We hear you're announcing something big tonight
23:42Any hints?
23:44You'll know soon enough
23:55Who is she?
23:56I don't remember any first lady looking that young and gorgeous
23:59Maybe some European princess?
24:00She's got that kind of vibe
24:01Whoever she is
24:03Tomorrow's front page is locked
24:18You look stunning tonight
24:20Shall we dance?
24:24Mr. President
24:26I don't know how
24:27Just follow my lead
24:35The president is
24:37Dancing with her?
24:38This is huge
24:47No, no, no
24:48Snap out of it, Leah
24:49He's the president
24:51Half the women in America would could kill to marry him
24:53What makes you think a small-town janitor even stands a chance?
24:57Get a grip
24:59Allow me to introduce my girlfriend
25:02Leah Cole
25:07He actually said it
25:10Mr. President
25:14What's Miss Cole's background?
25:16How long have you two been together?
25:17How did you meet?
25:21Don't be afraid
25:24My girlfriend is an ordinary girl
25:25No noble background
25:26No complicated past
25:27She's clean
25:27She's simple
25:28I don't want my position to affect our relationship
25:30I'm counting on all of you, please
25:32Leave her alone
25:36Miss Cole
25:37Do you feel pressure being the president's girlfriend?
25:41I...
25:41How many boyfriends have you had before?
25:45I've never dated anyone
25:46So that means
25:47The president is your first love
25:54Sorry to interrupt you, Mr. President
25:56But there are two children at the door
25:58They say they're looking for their mother
25:59I wasn't sure how to handle it
26:01Because the person they're looking for
26:02I didn't dare stop them
26:07My babies
26:10I wasкий
26:10I was going to admit it
26:11You know I want to meet my aunt
26:12I've never felt
26:12With my brother
26:13I retired
26:13I'm not a son
26:13I'm a son
26:13I was going to welcome a oat
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