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Crush Alert Love Request from My Enemy Full EP - Completo en Español
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00:00:04New intimacy level unlocked.
00:00:11New skin dangerously hot is equipped.
00:00:20You're staring. Do you like what you see?
00:00:23Maybe.
00:00:32¿Cuándo tienes que decirme que eres quien realmente eres?
00:00:34Sabes quién realmente soy.
00:00:35Soy Vallequeen33.
00:00:37Es un buen usuario.
00:00:39Oh, ok, guacamolewizard275.
00:00:41No te hablas de un usuario.
00:00:44Sabes que eres muy divertido.
00:00:45No sabes lo que me parezca.
00:00:47Oh, me gustaría si te llamas a mi persona.
00:00:49O al menos un foto.
00:00:52Tal vez algún día.
00:00:57Crap, mi plate.
00:00:59Good luck, scholarship queen.
00:01:03Who needs luck when I have my talisman to remind me of my knight?
00:01:11In the game of Castle Claimers, I might be a warrior princess in love with a dashing knight,
00:01:16but on my first day at Edmunds Academy, I feel like a peasant.
00:01:21Watch it.
00:01:22This isn't public school.
00:01:25Forget your training wheels.
00:01:28At least I have my knight's charm to help me get through the day.
00:01:42Stop, stop, stop, stop the car!
00:01:46No!
00:01:48God, my knight's special talisman!
00:01:51It's ruined!
00:01:58He's so hot.
00:01:59Hey!
00:01:59I told you to stop the car!
00:02:06Oh my gosh, it's cold!
00:02:07He's so hot.
00:02:12Hey!
00:02:14What is wrong with you?
00:02:15Didn't you see me yelling and screaming for you to stop the car?
00:02:18Okay, I see you now, new girl.
00:02:20What are you with me, son?
00:02:22What are you talking about?
00:02:24Why?
00:02:26I thought you were one of my fans.
00:02:28No, I'm not one of your fans.
00:02:31You just broke something that's really important to me.
00:02:34Yeah, I break a lot of hours by a cop.
00:02:36Okay?
00:02:38You should know that.
00:02:40I don't know who you are, but you were a...
00:02:44You were a...
00:02:47Asshole!
00:02:52Alright.
00:02:53I broke something of yours.
00:02:56Sure, but...
00:02:57Hey!
00:02:58You got my attention.
00:03:01So, in that case, we're even.
00:03:09Don't do it, Hayley.
00:03:12Have a good day.
00:03:15Don't do it!
00:03:23Oh, fuck!
00:03:25Now we're even.
00:03:26My laptop better not be broken.
00:03:28I can't lose my connection to Valley Queen.
00:03:35You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:39You just made the wrong enemy.
00:03:41I'm going to make every classroom,
00:03:45every hallway,
00:03:46and every rumor in this school
00:03:48your personal nightmare.
00:03:50I'm gonna make your life a living hell.
00:03:53What's going on?
00:03:54Cole's fighting the new girl.
00:03:56Cole's leaving the new girl.
00:03:57Yeah, idiot.
00:03:58I can see that.
00:04:01Just met an unhinged person.
00:04:03Good thing the universe balances it with you.
00:04:06Same.
00:04:07Ran into a certified asshole.
00:04:09Can't wait to see you in the game tonight.
00:04:14Cole, do you need help?
00:04:15I can help you.
00:04:18The new girl poured coffee on him.
00:04:20This bitch thinks that she can just roll up
00:04:22and piss off Michael.
00:04:23But he's not your Cole.
00:04:24Shut up, Lindsay.
00:04:26He's not yet.
00:04:28Come on.
00:04:30Hi.
00:04:31I'm Jen.
00:04:32And this is Lindsay.
00:04:34Hi.
00:04:36I'm Hayley.
00:04:37So nice to meet you.
00:04:38You have first day jitters.
00:04:39That's totally understandable.
00:04:41We want to make sure you feel really welcome.
00:04:43And so we'll take you to your locker.
00:04:44Come on.
00:04:46Okay.
00:04:46Let's go.
00:04:50There you go.
00:04:52Thanks so much.
00:05:01Oh, you're welcome, new girl.
00:05:16Honestly, it's kind of an improvement on your face.
00:05:24Guacamole wizard.
00:05:26Wow.
00:05:26What are you, catfishing some little lonely online gamer boy?
00:05:29It's a blowback.
00:05:30Give it back.
00:05:31Hold on.
00:05:34Hey, if you go to Edmunds Academy,
00:05:36you should come to Locker 83 right now.
00:05:38Send.
00:05:39Here.
00:05:39Now your little gamer friend can see your ugly little face.
00:05:44So when can I meet the hero who ruined your billionaire shirt?
00:05:47I'm your friend first, Max.
00:05:49At least check on me.
00:05:50Oh, is it the online lover?
00:05:52All right, chill.
00:05:53Please.
00:05:56No way.
00:05:58What is it?
00:05:59No, the family queen goes to the school.
00:06:06Please ignore that.
00:06:07Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:06:10Send.
00:06:11Send.
00:06:15What is wrong with you?
00:06:16You mess with Cole Edmunds and you're going to mess with me.
00:06:19Edmunds?
00:06:20What?
00:06:21You don't know that his family owns the whole school?
00:06:23Wow.
00:06:24You really did crawl out of the gutter, didn't you?
00:06:28Stop recording me!
00:06:31Jen is a new girl.
00:06:33Wait.
00:06:34Is the new girl...
00:06:35Valley queen?
00:06:38There's no way the new girl is Valley queen.
00:06:40Could it be...
00:06:41Jen?
00:06:44Ew.
00:06:48Your enemy is our enemy, Cole.
00:06:50And I just made sure that the new girl moves that.
00:06:53No chances, Jen.
00:06:55So is it.
00:06:56She does look kind of cute.
00:07:05Please ignore that.
00:07:06Someone stole my phone and played a stupid prank.
00:07:08What was I thinking?
00:07:11Of course she's not my online lover.
00:07:16Hey there, buttercup.
00:07:18Keep walking, Hayley.
00:07:20Just keep walking.
00:07:21You got a problem with shaving this morning, or...?
00:07:24My name's Hayley.
00:07:26Wow.
00:07:27Hayley.
00:07:27I think you, uh...
00:07:29I'm going to suspend your upper lip right there.
00:07:34What a coincidence.
00:07:35So did you.
00:07:36Oh, no.
00:07:40Oh, I'm sorry.
00:07:41I forgot you don't even need shaving cream.
00:07:44You're just a man-child with follicle issues.
00:07:49Whatever ends up with her, I must have filled an eye exam.
00:08:04I was so relieved to see you.
00:08:06Something happened today, and I lost the game.
00:08:08I thought I'd never see you again.
00:08:11I think it's time we call this what it is.
00:08:14And what is this?
00:08:15What I think it is, is...
00:08:18I want to be with you, and you want to be with me.
00:08:22As more than just friends.
00:08:24Oh, thank God.
00:08:26I honestly want that more than anything.
00:08:28You're my soulmate.
00:08:29Like, I like you so much.
00:08:30Okay, well, since we're dating now, um...
00:08:34I'm ready to send my photo.
00:08:36Wait, really?
00:08:38Yeah.
00:08:39Get ready.
00:08:45Okay.
00:08:46No face.
00:08:48Just the boobs.
00:08:50Is it a bad idea?
00:08:51But all my online friends said it's cool.
00:08:54PG-13 nudes are harmless.
00:08:56All the kids do this.
00:08:57You'll love it.
00:09:02Ugh, this lighting hates me.
00:09:04Come on, Hayley.
00:09:05Confidence.
00:09:06You literally fight dragons online.
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15That's actually kind of...
00:09:20Oh my God.
00:09:22Seriously?
00:09:23Hello?
00:09:25Anyone?
00:09:26Don't look at me!
00:09:30Don't look at me!
00:09:32We're not survivable, are we?
00:09:33I don't think you're supposed to do it like that.
00:09:35Get out.
00:09:36Now!
00:09:37Fine.
00:09:39Out!
00:09:39Damn it!
00:09:44Come on.
00:09:51Good morning.
00:10:15I'll be right back.
00:10:15Let's go.
00:10:17¿Estás ayudando a mí?
00:10:19No, no, no, no, pero aquí estamos.
00:10:28¿Excuse tú? Estas piernas son para alguien más.
00:10:31¿No tenemos un chico, ¿no? Eso es incómodo.
00:10:34Sí, en realidad. Y podría te matar a ti ahora si viera flirting conmigo.
00:10:38¿Flirting? Sí, no te confiar a ti mismo. Yo tengo una compañía también.
00:10:40¿Tienes pensamientos y prayers para ella?
00:10:42Es muy raro. Ok, bueno, ¿y no podemos decir que esto no pasó y viajar un compañía a diversas partes?
00:10:48Bien, en mi compañía.
00:10:51Oh, no, por favor.
00:10:54La verdad es la peor bra, por ejemplo, me gusta en un raro.
00:10:57No muy bien, pero, bueno, toda la toda.
00:11:01¿Telledes de aquí?
00:11:11Hopefully guacamole wizard will like it too
00:11:15Jen, red alert
00:11:16Colm and the new girl are for sure flirting
00:11:19I think it's time to take drastic action
00:11:23Don't be a coward, just send it
00:11:25Jen
00:11:30Oh my god
00:11:32Here goes nothing
00:11:41Still no response?
00:11:42Don't freak out, he's probably just busy
00:11:48Give it back
00:11:49Why?
00:11:50You don't want me to see your slutty little nude?
00:11:53Oh, this is actually a really good photo
00:11:54Honestly, it's so good that I think the whole school should see it
00:11:58Did you get it, Lindsay?
00:12:00Got it
00:12:02What are you doing?
00:12:08What are you doing?
00:12:18Oh my god
00:12:30Oh shit
00:12:33Yo, what's going on?
00:12:34Dude, your enemy's nude just got put up on the big screen
00:12:36Dude, what?
00:12:36Yeah
00:12:51Come on
00:12:53Let's see if these goods are photoshopped
00:12:57Stop, delete it, please
00:13:10Oh my brave knight
00:13:12Oh my brave knight
00:13:12I wish you were here with me right now
00:13:18Oh my god
00:13:20Oh my god
00:13:21Your enemy's kind of hot
00:13:23Since you're so into slutty photos
00:13:26Why don't we just go ahead and go full nude?
00:13:30Jen, no
00:13:31No, no, no, no, no
00:13:32Jen, stop
00:13:33Jen, stop
00:13:34Jen, stop
00:13:35Jen, stop
00:13:36Jen, stop
00:13:36Jen, stop
00:13:37Jen, stop
00:13:37Jen, stop
00:13:38Jen, stop
00:13:38Jen, stop
00:13:38Jen, stop
00:13:38Jen, stop
00:13:39Jen, stop
00:13:50My school enemy is my allied girlfriend?
00:13:57Stop it
00:13:58Oh my god
00:14:08Hey
00:14:09You okay?
00:14:13Give that to me
00:14:20Now give the phone back, Jen
00:14:23What the hell, Cole?
00:14:24I thought you'd be happy
00:14:30How does it feel being exposed to the whole school?
00:14:32Not good, huh?
00:14:34Now if you don't delete it off your phone
00:14:35I'm exposed to what else is fake about you
00:14:37And I know it's not just your purse
00:14:40Why are you even defending her?
00:14:42She's the loser who has nude photos for random men
00:14:46Hey, we've got more personality than all of you combined
00:14:48And if you mess with her, you mess with me
00:14:50You hear me?
00:14:55Hey, where are you?
00:14:56Cole is on my side now?
00:14:58Is he doing this to play with my feelings?
00:15:00I just need to be alone
00:15:01Hey
00:15:07Cole is a rich asshole
00:15:09And he said we were enemies
00:15:11But why did I get butterflies when he looked at me today?
00:15:17Don't stay up too late, honey
00:15:18Love you, Mom
00:15:21Wait, Mom
00:15:26Do people change?
00:15:30Like, can a spoiled brat somehow become nice?
00:15:36Well, maybe just give them a second chance
00:15:56Tough day, huh?
00:15:58There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:16:00They're my favorite
00:16:02Noted
00:16:03Is that all?
00:16:04The whole school treats me like I'm their punching bag
00:16:06I'm just trying to bring a little hope to my family
00:16:08And keep my scholarship
00:16:10Oh
00:16:11I'm really proud of you
00:16:14And then there's this guy
00:16:15He has this vendetta against me
00:16:17But at the same time, he's super contradictory
00:16:19It's so confusing
00:16:20Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:23Sounds like you're into this guy
00:16:25No, I'm not into this guy
00:16:27I like you
00:16:27Only you
00:16:34I really liked your photo, by the way
00:16:36You did?
00:16:37Are you gonna reciprocate?
00:16:38I was thinking it would be better if we met in person
00:16:40That sounds amazing
00:16:42When?
00:16:43With?
00:16:44After school
00:16:45At the balcony
00:16:45I'll bring followers
00:16:47Deal?
00:16:56I'm about to meet my boyfriend
00:17:08Stop thinking about Cole
00:17:18Call me father
00:17:19I heard about you harassing Jen at school today
00:17:22Defending that nobody
00:17:23Haley girl
00:17:24He's not a nobody, dad
00:17:26Are those for her?
00:17:32What the fuck?
00:17:35What the fuck?
00:17:37I know what Haley is, Cole
00:17:39Her mother works as a maid at my office
00:17:42That whole family is trash
00:17:43Stay away from her
00:17:45And what if I say no?
00:17:46Stay away from Haley, Cole
00:17:48Or I'll fire her mother
00:17:51What if she found out that you were the one making her life miserable?
00:17:54I'm almost 18
00:17:55Soon I'll have my inheritance
00:17:57I hate to make Haley wait
00:17:59But she can't know who I am
00:18:01Before I make sure her family is safe
00:18:04You're sick
00:18:06It's called watching out for your future
00:18:14Oh, hi
00:18:16I'm Haley
00:18:17Yes
00:18:19So nice to meet you
00:18:20God
00:18:21I'd give anything just to hear her say my name
00:18:24But the moment she knows
00:18:25I lose her forever
00:18:29Thank you for the flowers
00:18:30You're so nice
00:18:36Guacamole wizard
00:18:38Ew
00:18:42Guacamole wizard
00:18:42Ew
00:18:45You're waiting for your stupid little secret boyfriend
00:18:48Pathetic
00:18:48Maybe he's married
00:18:50Or maybe he's fat
00:18:51And maybe he's sitting on his back video
00:18:55I don't want any more trouble
00:18:58Why is guacamole wizard still not here?
00:19:01Oh no, we're not here to give you any trouble
00:19:03We just noticed that you didn't have any lunch
00:19:05And so we thought we would bring you a sandwich
00:19:08Eat it
00:19:22Call me
00:19:24So you think that you can just humiliate me
00:19:26In front of the entire school?
00:19:28You're a maid's daughter
00:19:29So you can go ahead and eat trash
00:19:32Guacamole wizard
00:19:33Where are you?
00:19:35Oh, and by the way
00:19:36Nicole's not going to come save you
00:19:37Because after all
00:19:39He's rich
00:19:40Like me
00:19:44I'm nothing like you
00:19:50Yeah, I'm nothing like you
00:19:53Cole again?
00:19:54Why is he always here when I need help?
00:19:57Pick it up
00:19:58Cole, we were kidding
00:19:59It's ketchup
00:20:00Pick
00:20:01That bloody thing up
00:20:06Take care you're going to record this
00:20:16Didn't your dad tell you not to mess with Hayley anymore?
00:20:18Don't think you have leverage here
00:20:20Because I'll tell your mom how fucked up you are
00:20:22You're going to hold that thing next to your face
00:20:24And do what I say
00:20:28I
00:20:29Will leave Hayley alone
00:20:32I will leave Hayley alone
00:20:38Got it?
00:20:38Yeah
00:20:39Let's go
00:20:41What are you looking at?
00:20:45Got it?
00:20:46Let's go
00:20:54Uh, thank you
00:20:57Wow
00:20:59Never thought I'd hear you say that
00:21:03Why do you keep following me around?
00:21:05I just
00:21:07I happen to see you
00:21:09Were you waiting at someone?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:12My boyfriend actually
00:21:16Well, he
00:21:17He kind of stood me up, so
00:21:19Maybe you didn't do it on purpose
00:21:23Maybe you got to do it nice today
00:21:25Cole, are you being nice to me?
00:21:28You thought we were enemies
00:21:31I mean, I still find you incredibly annoying, though
00:21:33So
00:21:33Not that annoying
00:21:35Maybe you'll like me once you realize I have layers
00:21:37Are you trying to play with my feelings, Cole-edness?
00:21:40Because it's not going to work
00:21:41I'm like those stupid, spoiled heiresses
00:21:49How'd that online boyfriend in your ears make you fall for her?
00:21:55He
00:21:56He makes me feel safe
00:21:59You wouldn't understand, though
00:22:04You wouldn't understand better than you think
00:22:08Cole understands me better than I think
00:22:12I don't see
00:22:14How you touch him like this
00:22:25If you keep staring, I'm going to think you like what you see
00:22:29No, no, my
00:22:30My boyfriend has way better abs than you do
00:22:36In the game
00:22:38Oh, in the game, huh?
00:22:46Why does he have to smell so good?
00:22:52Are you that slow on the game, too?
00:22:55I can see why he likes you
00:23:07I can't do this
00:23:08I love my boyfriend
00:23:11I love my boyfriend
00:23:39I love my boyfriend
00:23:39There's nothing
00:23:43Cole, who are you?
00:23:47What was that notification on your phone?
00:23:49It was my dad telling me my car
00:23:51I got done getting waxed
00:23:54Champagne problems, huh?
00:23:57You live such a tough life
00:24:03What was I thinking?
00:24:04We are from two different worlds
00:24:06He just wants to play with me
00:24:08But why did I want to kiss him so badly?
00:24:15Why didn't you come to school today?
00:24:17I got into a car accident
00:24:19Really?
00:24:20Are you okay?
00:24:21You have to keep me in the hospital till prom
00:24:23He was right
00:24:24Who?
00:24:25Nobody
00:24:26Which hospital are you staying at?
00:24:27I want to come visit you
00:24:28No, no, you can't
00:24:30I look miserable now
00:24:31You need to see me in style
00:24:33Fine, if you say so
00:24:35So, are we going to prom together?
00:24:38Hell yeah, we are
00:24:44Why would anyone want to sit next to her?
00:24:47Whoever needs a charity case
00:24:50Oh
00:25:04Oh
00:25:05You
00:25:05Oh
00:25:06Me
00:25:07Why is she so lucky?
00:25:09Cole's never been this way with any other girl
00:25:12People think you're really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:14I'm sure you feel really lucky to be my lab partner
00:25:17Because you don't do any homework
00:25:24You finished it?
00:25:26It's okay
00:25:27We'll get to know each other more
00:25:28I'm not that curious about you, actually
00:25:30I'm curious about you, though
00:25:32Like, uh
00:25:33How close are you with your mom?
00:25:36What is he trying to do?
00:25:38It's none of your business
00:25:39But I'm very close with my mom
00:25:41I'd kill anyone who hurts her
00:25:46Does Cole genuinely want to know me?
00:25:56So
00:25:57Are you going to prom?
00:25:59I don't know
00:25:59Okay, well, I don't know
00:26:01So you have a date
00:26:04Or shall I say victim?
00:26:06Are you jealous of me?
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Jealous?
00:26:09No, why would I be jealous?
00:26:10Oh, because I think you so secretly want to be
00:26:13You are so full of yourself
00:26:15You can do this on your own
00:26:16Yeah
00:26:19No way
00:26:21It's a self-locking door
00:26:23Really?
00:26:24Miss Corma's going to be back in an hour
00:26:25I'm sure it'll be fine
00:26:26I'm stuck here with you for a full hour?
00:26:29No, okay
00:26:29Sorry, am I that bad?
00:26:31I think maybe we can pick up where we left off
00:26:34Don't worry
00:26:35Maybe trust me too
00:26:37We're keeping our distance this time actually
00:26:39Yeah
00:26:49That was my first kiss
00:26:53My first kiss was not supposed to go like that
00:26:56It was supposed to be special at prom
00:26:58And not just bumping lips
00:27:10You're really good at this
00:27:12One day I want you to regret it
00:27:14You know
00:27:16We can do more if you want
00:27:32Hey Dave, I've been holding back a lot more than you think
00:27:36So you want me?
00:27:40I think you know how much I want you
00:27:46Do you want me?
00:27:48I want you
00:27:53Oh shit
00:27:57Anyone in here?
00:28:01Oh my god
00:28:02How long have you two been in here?
00:28:04I really need to change this lock
00:28:05Are you two okay?
00:28:07Oh
00:28:07Yeah
00:28:08Yeah, we're good
00:28:09We're okay
00:28:10Okay, nice
00:28:18You're just going to pretend like that didn't happen
00:28:20What didn't happen?
00:28:21Hey, wait
00:28:22It's just hormones
00:28:24Hey, Jake
00:28:26Can you still play after your accident?
00:28:28Relax, I'm not dead
00:28:29Wait
00:28:30Car accident?
00:28:31Guacamole wizard?
00:28:37I gotta go
00:28:45Guacamole wizard
00:28:47Huh?
00:28:50Are you all better after your car accident?
00:28:53Do I know you?
00:28:54Why is he being so standoffish?
00:28:56Is he trying to give me a surprise?
00:28:58Or he heard something about Cole?
00:29:01You're crushing your soda can
00:29:04She thinks guacamole wizard is Jake Myers
00:29:06He was in a real car accident
00:29:08And according to you, so is guacamole wizard
00:29:11I can't do this anymore
00:29:12Cole, wait
00:29:15Oh, shit
00:29:20What's up, guys?
00:29:22Um, we were just chatting
00:29:24Chatting about Jake's grand plans to kick balls
00:29:28Was there something that you wanted, Cole?
00:29:31Hey
00:29:31I just figured I'd bring you some mozzarella sticks
00:29:35They're your favorite, right?
00:29:38How did you know that?
00:29:40Tough day, huh?
00:29:41There's no more mozzarella sticks in the cafeteria
00:29:43They're my favorite
00:29:45He couldn't be Cole
00:29:47Could he?
00:29:53The truth is, um
00:29:54A dickhead
00:29:57Will you honestly get out of here, bro?
00:29:59You came to my table, bro
00:30:00And knocked my ball away
00:30:08There it goes again
00:30:10Cole is jealous
00:30:11We got a problem here, Cole?
00:30:13We don't have a problem
00:30:15We don't have a problem
00:30:16Right?
00:30:17Tell Cole to get my ball
00:30:18And we don't have a problem
00:30:21Jake, it would take me forever
00:30:22To find one of your balls
00:30:25I have the ball now
00:30:26Can we stop measuring each other's dicks?
00:30:30Cole and Jake are fighting over Haley?
00:30:33Maybe I can use that
00:30:37Jake!
00:30:38Hey, what if I told you that I have an internship opportunity for you with my dad?
00:30:43Wait, seriously?
00:30:44Yeah, just one little catch
00:30:46You have to pretend to like Hallie Roth
00:30:51All right, you have the rest of the period to work on your lab reports
00:30:54If you have any questions, I'll be at my desk
00:30:57I thought Guacamole Wizard would feel more like Cole
00:31:01But if he's really Jake, then maybe this was always going to end
00:31:05You've literally been staring for five minutes
00:31:07I'm thinking
00:31:08About the report or about him?
00:31:09Why are you making it so weird about Jake?
00:31:12We literally made out of a sore drum
00:31:14Maybe I've known Jake longer
00:31:16No, you don't
00:31:17How do you know that?
00:31:18You're going to prom with someone else
00:31:20Stop acting like you're serious about me
00:31:22You have no idea
00:31:28Oh my God, is Jake asking me to prom?
00:31:44Haley, someone's here to see you
00:31:57Are you asking me to prom?
00:32:01Too cheesy?
00:32:02No, it's cute
00:32:04The accident, the mozzarella sticks
00:32:07He is Guacamole Wizard
00:32:09So, um, what do you think?
00:32:11You want to go to prom with me?
00:32:14I...
00:32:14I should feel happy
00:32:16But why does this feel so wrong?
00:32:20Hey, can we not?
00:32:24Hey, can we not?
00:32:26Dude, seriously, what is your problem?
00:32:28My problem here, dude
00:32:29Is that me and my lab partner have work to do
00:32:31And you're out here to strike me with bad puns
00:32:34Wow
00:32:35That is some weak shit, man
00:32:37Oh, that's weak shit?
00:32:39Is this weak shit?
00:32:43Oh my God
00:32:51Wow
00:32:52He's got really pretty eyes
00:32:59Wait, I can't
00:33:00Colt, put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:02Put me down
00:33:03Put me down
00:33:05Don't do that again
00:33:19New couple alert?
00:33:21Fuck off, Jen
00:33:22Why do you hate me so much, Colt?
00:33:24You and I, we're not that different
00:33:26And if you'd realize and give me a chance
00:33:28I think that we would make a great match
00:33:31Like, say, if you asked me to prom
00:33:34I might say yes
00:33:37Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:39with me?
00:33:41Jen, you want to go to prom
00:33:43with me?
00:33:44We're both hot
00:33:45And we're both rich
00:33:46And our dads have been in business
00:33:47Like, forever
00:33:48So
00:33:50How romantic
00:33:51I think I'll pass
00:33:54You're gonna regret this, Col Edmonds
00:33:58Oh, here they come
00:34:01If I message Corcamole Wizard
00:34:03I wonder if Jake's phone will ding
00:34:07What should we wear to prom?
00:34:09And the Dean's List
00:34:19Um, I'll talk to you later
00:34:20I'll see you around school, okay?
00:34:21Okay, yeah, I'll see you later
00:34:22Bye
00:34:24He's so different
00:34:25Maybe he's still recovering from the accident?
00:34:30Haley?
00:34:39Oh, jeez
00:34:43Here, I'll get it
00:34:53Oh, you're scared of me
00:34:54seeing all the girls in your phone?
00:34:56I don't care
00:34:57I do care
00:35:00Hell yeah
00:35:16I don't put a problem with Jake
00:35:18I mean, he only knows you like mozzarella sticks
00:35:21because of me
00:35:21He doesn't even know you
00:35:22And you do?
00:35:23How do you know I like mozzarella sticks?
00:35:26That's something I've only ever talked about
00:35:27Because I pay attention to what you like
00:35:31I noticed it at lunch
00:35:34The first day
00:35:35You were watching me?
00:35:38Just, just don't go to prom and shake
00:35:54Move!
00:35:56Colt is talking to Haley
00:35:57Again
00:35:58Your job is to keep them away from each other, Jake
00:36:01Unless you don't want that internship that my dad got you
00:36:04Obviously I do
00:36:05Okay, then break them up, idiot
00:36:08Uh, what do I do?
00:36:11I've got a few ideas
00:36:17Hey, look
00:36:19Someone will take you to prom
00:36:21All right, I promise
00:36:22Yeah?
00:36:22Really, like who?
00:36:24I mean, the whole school hates me
00:36:25Except for Jake
00:36:27And you
00:36:28But you're not asking me
00:36:31Hey
00:36:33Oh, hey, Jake
00:36:34Hey, Hal
00:36:35Um, I just wanted to thank you again for the other night
00:36:40The other night?
00:36:42Yeah, it was
00:36:45So sexy
00:36:47You're so sexy
00:36:48Jake, what are you talking about?
00:36:50I hate to break it to you, asshole
00:36:54But she's my prom date
00:37:00And she's a real tiger in the bedroom
00:37:04Oh, shit, look
00:37:06Oh, shit
00:37:18Oh, my God
00:37:23Stop, guys, stop it
00:37:25Stop, stop
00:37:27What the hell is going on over there?
00:37:31¡Bien!
00:37:32Es el principal Stevens.
00:37:33¡Tengo que salvar Cole!
00:37:34¡Tengo que salvar Jake!
00:37:41¡Oh Dios mío!
00:37:43Principal Stevens, me lo siento.
00:37:46Hayley Rock, esa es la detención.
00:37:49Después de la escuela, no se tarde.
00:38:06Raúl, ¿qué está haciendo aquí?
00:38:09¡Colem!
00:38:09I came to keep company.
00:38:11Es el mejor que podía hacer que me sal around.
00:38:15La locura, fue un accident.
00:38:18Oh, no.
00:38:21¿Y tú y Jake, ¿eh?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26No, no, no.
00:38:27He lied about that.
00:38:28I don't know why though.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:33Father, every time he looks at you makes me sick to my stomach.
00:38:37Thinking about him touching you, kissing you.
00:38:40I could kill him.
00:38:44Promise me you won't go to prom with him.
00:38:49Okay, fine.
00:38:50I won't.
00:38:53Because I want to go to prom with you.
00:38:57Okay, everyone.
00:38:59Let's start off by mixing our sodium bicarbonate.
00:39:08Oh my god, I am so fed up with this.
00:39:20Yeah.
00:39:23Oops.
00:39:29Sorry.
00:39:30I tripped.
00:39:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:33What? It always has to be about her, doesn't it?
00:39:40They're dead.
00:39:41They're both dead.
00:39:43Oh.
00:39:44How am I going to be able to talk to Guacamole Wizard?
00:39:49Oh.
00:39:50What are you...
00:39:51Are you almost crying?
00:39:53It's probably because you can't afford a new one.
00:39:57Jen, what's going on over there?
00:40:09What's going on is Jen is getting a taste of her own medicine.
00:40:13Mrs. Gorman, it's burning.
00:40:14Mr. Edmonds.
00:40:15Oh, please. It's baking soda and water. You're fine.
00:40:18Detention. Today, after school.
00:40:21Shit.
00:40:33Jake, hey.
00:40:34Oh, uh, sorry. Gotta get to student council.
00:40:40Hey, you didn't even try the rice trick.
00:40:43The rice trick?
00:40:45Yeah.
00:40:48You don't know about the...
00:40:50Come on.
00:41:04Hey, I'm Ella.
00:41:07It's Emma.
00:41:08Yeah, that's what I said.
00:41:10Can you hack a broken laptop?
00:41:20Hey, it's gonna be okay.
00:41:23We'll pour out in a few more minutes and it'll be like the whole thing never happened.
00:41:27No, it's not just the phone or the laptop. It means...
00:41:30It means I can't...
00:41:32Can't what?
00:41:35I talked to a friend online.
00:41:38He's really important to me.
00:41:42And I'm sure you're really important to him.
00:41:55You know, Cole...
00:41:57If you look past...
00:41:58All that hair gel and...
00:42:01Big ol' ego and...
00:42:03Rich kid for bravo.
00:42:03Okay, okay. I-I get it.
00:42:08You're kinda sweet.
00:42:14Hey, look at that.
00:42:16Oh my god.
00:42:17Thank you.
00:42:19Oh my god.
00:42:21You're a miracle worker.
00:42:28Ugh, what is taking so long?
00:42:30You doused this thing in sodium bicarbonate.
00:42:32Shut up, Ella.
00:42:33It's Emma.
00:42:35Whatever.
00:42:41Oh my god.
00:42:43Oh my god.
00:42:49Oh, morning, Valley Whore!
00:42:52How are things in the castle?
00:42:55How are things in the castle?
00:42:59Valley Whore?
00:43:00What are they talking about?
00:43:02What are they talking about?
00:43:16Guacamole Wizard, when can we be together in person?
00:43:20Guacamole Wizard, I want you so badly, I dream about you touching me.
00:43:23Oh my god, someone hacked my castle claimers messages.
00:43:27Touch me, Guacamole Wizard.
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31Hey, Valley Whore!
00:43:32Show him what you really like.
00:43:52Here you go.
00:43:53Here, this is for you.
00:43:58Oh, do you like what I've done with the place?
00:44:00You hacked my laptop?
00:44:03Oh no, it wasn't me.
00:44:04It was that kid, Ella.
00:44:06But I definitely gotta reap the benefits.
00:44:08What kind of incel sex over a video game, Hayley?
00:44:11What are you, catfishing this guy?
00:44:13No, I'm not trying to catfish him.
00:44:15Hey everyone!
00:44:16I think Valley Whore's a catfish!
00:44:19Because who in their right mind would spend their time thirsting over you?
00:44:47Stop it! Stop! Stop!
00:44:52I thought I'd set the janitor some time.
00:44:57Jane!
00:44:59Hey!
00:45:01Now's the time.
00:45:02Tell them.
00:45:04Tell them what?
00:45:05That you're Guacamole Wizard.
00:45:08Who's Guacamole Wizard?
00:45:11Here you go.
00:45:14Oh my god.
00:45:15Did you think that Jake was your secret little online boyfriend?
00:45:18Oh, sweetie, I've been bribing him this whole time to pretend to like you.
00:45:23What?
00:45:23Why would you do that?
00:45:24Oh, I don't know, Cole.
00:45:25Why do you think I would do that?
00:45:29Jake, is this true?
00:45:30Have you been pretending to like me this whole time?
00:45:34Sorry.
00:45:36It was nothing personal?
00:45:42Yeah, nothing personal.
00:45:45Oh!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:50Oh!
00:45:51All right, all right, all right.
00:45:52Enough!
00:45:53What in the world is going on here?
00:45:55Is that a leaf blower?
00:45:57That's all him.
00:45:57Okay.
00:45:59Well, you both have detention, so...
00:46:05Let me get this straight.
00:46:07You stole a leaf blower and defaced school property?
00:46:10It wasn't school property, Dad.
00:46:12It was Jen's Cyber Boy spreadsheet.
00:46:14Jesus Christ, how does she always get away with this shit?
00:46:17Could it be because her father's running for Senate, Cole?
00:46:20You think that's what it could be?
00:46:21Who cares?
00:46:23I care.
00:46:24And I hear she's got an eye for you.
00:46:27So you're taking her to prom.
00:46:29What?
00:46:29Not over my dead body.
00:46:31Oh, because you like that Haley girl?
00:46:34I'm firing her mother right now.
00:46:36No, no, please don't.
00:46:37Please.
00:46:38Then you're taking Jen to prom.
00:46:40Max's dad called.
00:46:42He said he's having a party tomorrow.
00:46:43You're gonna go and you're gonna ask Jen to prom.
00:46:46End of discussion.
00:46:53Come on, you big coward.
00:46:55Message him.
00:46:56Just do it, just do it.
00:47:00You must think I'm the biggest idiot.
00:47:09I could never think that.
00:47:16But I thought you were Jake.
00:47:18Please, can't you just tell me now?
00:47:19I think I've had enough public humiliation for one lifetime.
00:47:26I heard that guy Max is throwing a party tomorrow.
00:47:28If you want, I'll meet you there.
00:47:41Okay.
00:47:43You got this, Haley.
00:47:44Just take a deep breath.
00:47:46You got this.
00:47:47You got this.
00:47:51You look beautiful.
00:47:55Thank you, Mom.
00:48:15Hey, Haley.
00:48:16I'm glad you came.
00:48:17You look so pretty.
00:48:18Hi.
00:48:19Hey, Max.
00:48:20Your house is gorgeous.
00:48:22I mean...
00:48:23Nah, it's just my parents' blood money.
00:48:24You know they're upstairs watching The Last of Us right now?
00:48:26They don't care about shit.
00:48:28Get drunk, girl!
00:48:29Woo!
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:43What are you doing here?
00:48:44Valley whore.
00:48:47Looks like the catfish came out of the pond.
00:48:50Hey, everyone.
00:48:50Let's give it up for Valley Whore.
00:48:52Valley Whore!
00:48:57Jen.
00:48:57Why are you doing this?
00:48:59What have I even done to you?
00:49:00To me?
00:49:00Oh, I'm actually concerned about our whole community.
00:49:03Because those little cringy messages on your castle game.
00:49:06Those are concerning.
00:49:08Actually, you're kind of a little bit of a perv.
00:49:10Did you know that, Haley?
00:49:12She's a little pervy princess.
00:49:14Pervy princess!
00:49:17Pervy princess!
00:49:19Pervy princess!
00:49:20Pervy princess!
00:49:21Pervy princess!
00:49:22Pervy princess!
00:49:23Pervy princess!
00:49:24Let's get pervy tonight.
00:49:25Leave me alone.
00:49:27What?
00:49:28Is there a fire?
00:49:29Okay, we set off the alarm.
00:49:44Oh?
00:49:44Oh?
00:50:21Are you him?
00:50:24Would you stop trying to find your stupid little cyber boyfriend?
00:50:28Okay, Cole is not him.
00:50:30Anyways, we are going to the prom together.
00:50:32No, I'm not.
00:50:33Yes, you are.
00:50:34It's okay.
00:50:35You can be honest about your feelings.
00:50:37Hmm.
00:50:38So you too.
00:50:40This whole time.
00:50:44Oh my God.
00:50:45I am such an idiot.
00:50:47Hey, wait.
00:50:51Hey, wait.
00:50:52Look.
00:50:53Please, at least take my jackets.
00:50:55You know, if you really wanted to humiliate me, you didn't have to go to the extra effort.
00:50:59Jen was doing just fine.
00:51:00I wasn't trying to humiliate you.
00:51:01Then what were you trying to do?
00:51:03Against you.
00:51:04Obviously.
00:51:05The white clothes were just an added bonus.
00:51:07I knew I shouldn't have trusted you.
00:51:10And what about guacamole wizard?
00:51:13What are you?
00:51:22Who is that?
00:51:23I don't know.
00:51:24Just the devil.
00:51:27Get in the car.
00:51:30I'm not going to ask you again, Cole.
00:51:33Get in the car.
00:51:34Dad, can you just act normal for once and please introduce yourself to-
00:51:37Haley.
00:51:38I already assumed that's who this was.
00:51:41Hi, Mr. Evans.
00:51:42So, you're the scholarship trash that's hell-bent on ruining Cole's life?
00:51:47Well, I've got news for you, young lady.
00:51:49My son is going to marry a good girl from a respectable family.
00:51:54And that's not you.
00:51:56You will be forgotten.
00:51:57You're a maid's daughter.
00:51:59And your mom works for me.
00:52:01Stay away from him.
00:52:03Or I swear to God, your mother is fired.
00:52:07Dad, stop!
00:52:08Don't you touch my family.
00:52:11I'll stay away.
00:52:13Hey, come on.
00:52:14You don't mean that.
00:52:16I hate everything you stand for.
00:52:19I hate your greed and your callousness and your elitist ideas of what you think a good person looks like.
00:52:26I hate everything about you.
00:52:28I hate all of it.
00:52:29I don't want any part of it.
00:52:32So, Cole, go with your dad.
00:52:36Haley.
00:52:40Haley.
00:52:41Fuck this.
00:52:45No laptop and no phone for a week.
00:52:48Ever since mom died, you've turned into this co-patriarch.
00:52:51Haley, not that's real love.
00:52:52Why do you have to make me so miserable?
00:52:53I promised your mother I would make you a success, son.
00:52:57Even if it meant saving you from yourself.
00:53:07Hi, Haley.
00:53:08I'm Emma.
00:53:10I know who you are.
00:53:11Right.
00:53:12I just felt kind of bad that I accidentally helped and ruin your life.
00:53:16So, I wanted to return your laptop to you.
00:53:19Good as new.
00:53:24Oh, wow.
00:53:26Thanks, Emma.
00:53:28Okay, bye.
00:53:33One down, one to go.
00:53:36You're so cool.
00:53:37I know, Emma.
00:53:39Wanna go to prom?
00:53:40Why not?
00:53:42Let's get these lovebirds together.
00:53:49Hi, Mr. Edmund.
00:53:50Hi, Max.
00:53:51And Max's friend.
00:53:53Sorry, we weren't expecting you.
00:53:55Cole's grounded.
00:53:56Oh, he is?
00:53:58But it was his 18th birthday today.
00:54:01What can I say, Max?
00:54:03Actions have consequences.
00:54:05Birthday or no, Cole is grounded.
00:54:07Well, that really sucks because he's also the president of the prom committee.
00:54:13We were supposed to review budgets today.
00:54:16Cole.
00:54:17My son, Cole, reviewing budgets.
00:54:20He's never reviewed a budget a day in his life.
00:54:22Well, Mr. Edmunds, today could be that day.
00:54:24And we just have to give him back this school-sanctioned laptop
00:54:26so we can get back to his very important and very respectable budgetary work.
00:54:40Go away!
00:54:45Max, what...
00:54:46What are you guys doing here?
00:54:47Happy birthday, Cole.
00:54:49I brought you my laptop and logged into your Castle Claimers account.
00:54:51Just get it back to me by tomorrow.
00:54:53What?
00:54:54What's going on?
00:54:55Dude, it's your 18th birthday.
00:54:57You can tell Haley who you are now.
00:54:59You can be together.
00:55:00Just log into this stupid game and tell the girl who you love who you really are.
00:55:05No.
00:55:06I'll tell her myself.
00:55:07Stick me in your car.
00:55:15Welcome to the wizard.
00:55:19Mom, I'm fine.
00:55:20I just need some time alone.
00:55:29Open the door.
00:55:32Wait, what?
00:55:33He's here?
00:55:42It's you.
00:55:44I should have given you this to a long time ago.
00:55:48Haley, I wanted to tell you who I was from the very beginning.
00:55:51My dad threatened off all your mom and I had to wait a really long time to tell you who
00:55:55I was.
00:55:56I got my inheritance.
00:55:58And I can protect you and your family and so you don't have to choose.
00:56:12You know what?
00:56:14I understand that this changes things.
00:56:17If you don't love me the way you love guacamole wizard, but look, I need you to know I love
00:56:25you.
00:56:37Nicole, I love you.
00:56:39You do?
00:56:41Yes, you idiot.
00:56:42I've loved you for months.
00:56:44I mean, this whole guacamole wizard thing was so confusing though, because I had to be loyal to him and...
00:56:51But you're him.
00:56:53You didn't expect her.
00:56:55I mean, I always hoped it was you.
00:57:00Until you hoped.
00:57:02Yes.
00:57:03I hoped it was you.
00:57:05You were always there for me.
00:57:10You're really fucking hot.
00:57:16Yeah.
00:57:17One of those things I said we could do.
00:57:20Yeah, I know.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:25Take my clothes off.
00:57:27Get in there, don't worry.
00:57:31I'm so beyond you.
00:57:33Just beyond me.
00:57:36I'm so beyond you.
00:57:44I'm so beyond you.
00:57:50I'm so beyond you.
00:57:51Okay, so...
00:57:52What do you think?
00:57:5310 out of 10.
00:57:54Yeah.
00:57:56What do again?
00:57:57I'll get sex with sex with me specifically.
00:57:59I've only ever had sex with you specifically.
00:58:02All right.
00:58:03All right, that's fair.
00:58:04I'll, uh...
00:58:06I'll take that as a win.
00:58:11What is my life now?
00:58:13Am I being nice to Cole Edmonds?
00:58:16Oh, God, no.
00:58:17I fully expect you to continue to berate me endlessly.
00:58:21And I'll just...
00:58:22I'm just lost behind it.
00:58:25There's always been lost behind it.
00:58:26I'll see you in a minute now.
00:58:28Stop it.
00:58:32Um...
00:58:32I think...
00:58:34Is it promenade?
00:58:36I think you know if it's promenade.
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:40But...
00:58:41The real question is, do you get a date?
00:58:45Cole, are you asking me a prom?
00:58:47Oh, I would've asked you earlier, but...
00:58:49Jay kind of beat me to the gym.
00:58:51Oh, God, please don't mention his name again.
00:58:52I don't wanna hear it.
00:58:54Yeah, you don't have to ask me twice.
00:58:56But I don't even have a dress.
00:58:59Later.
00:59:03I just slept with Cole Edmonds, and I'm in love with Cole Edmonds.
00:59:07Who would've guessed?
00:59:13I thought...
00:59:14Only the best for my princess.
00:59:16Where did you get that?
00:59:18Uh...
00:59:19I might've gotten you a dress on the off chance that you...
00:59:24Might've wanted to go to prom with me, and maybe had nothing to wear.
00:59:29Of course they'll go to prom with you.
00:59:35Mr. Edmonds, I didn't expect you to be here.
00:59:38Cole?
00:59:39Are you here?
00:59:41Cole?
00:59:42Are you here?
00:59:44Mr. Edmonds, you can't just park into my house like this!
00:59:47If you're cold, you are in big trouble!
01:00:07Hey, uh...
01:00:08You almost done in there?
01:00:09You try changing into an evening gown in a bunch of thorny bushes.
01:00:14Okay, I'm ready!
01:00:26What do you think?
01:00:31My God, Haley, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.
01:00:37Uh-uh-uh.
01:00:38I just hunched over in a car mirror to do this lipstick.
01:00:41You're not messing it up for at least 20 minutes.
01:00:4420 more minutes?
01:00:45We're in.
01:00:47Deal.
01:00:50Thank you all for using the prom voting site to cast your votes.
01:00:54I hear we have a winner!
01:00:58And your 2026 prom queen is...
01:01:03Jen Longfellow!
01:01:06Thank you!
01:01:07Oh, my God!
01:01:09Thank you guys so much!
01:01:12Seriously, this makes the world to me.
01:01:13I mean, like, who else would win, right?
01:01:16Oh, this is just the perfect moment.
01:01:23Oh, my God, that's Haley and Cole!
01:01:27It was fun!
01:01:28Since when did you get it?
01:01:29What?
01:01:33Hey, uh, most 10 minutes up.
01:01:36No.
01:01:37But, who cares?
01:01:40Hell yeah!
01:01:44Ew, literally, what the fuck?
01:01:46Hell yeah!
01:01:47Language!
01:01:48I am the queen, okay?
01:01:49She's just a little pervy princess.
01:01:51Come on, everyone say it with me!
01:01:53Pervy princess!
01:01:55Pervy princess!
01:01:56Pervy princess!
01:02:01Wait.
01:02:03Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:02:04What are those?
01:02:05Those are texts between me and my dad.
01:02:07Make Cole Edmonds fall in love with you.
01:02:10His dad's month is essential to funding my campaign.
01:02:14Don't worry, daddy.
01:02:15If I can't have him, no one can!
01:02:19I'm gonna destroy Haley Roth's life.
01:02:21Is this real?
01:02:23Jen's crazy!
01:02:26Who did this?
01:02:27Who did this?
01:02:31What?
01:02:31You exploited me for a hacking job and didn't think I was gonna hack your phone?
01:02:35You little shit!
01:02:37You know, Jen, as the principal, I'm supposed to remain impartial and above all of this petty drama.
01:02:46But quite frankly, you are the worst.
01:02:50And I think it's time that you are expelled from Edmonds Academy.
01:02:54You can't do that!
01:02:56I'm the principal.
01:02:57So, uh...
01:02:58Yes, I can.
01:03:00Oh!
01:03:00Oh!
01:03:04Oh!
01:03:06Oh!
01:03:07Oh!
01:03:08Oh!
01:03:08There was no winter chick!
01:03:10You lied to me!
01:03:11Oh!
01:03:17Oh!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:18Oh!
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:22Oh!
01:03:24My princess finally has her crown.
01:03:27Now all I need is my handsome prince.
01:03:29Oh.
01:03:30Yeah, no can do.
01:03:32All I have to offer is a Bowie Knight with a chip on his shoulder and an awesome sense of
01:03:38humor.
01:03:38Oof.
01:03:39How can I refuse?
01:03:46Oh, no.
01:03:47That's my dad.
01:03:50We are going home right now.
01:03:53You disobeyed me for the last time, boy.
01:03:55Yeah, I'm not a boy, Dad.
01:03:58You talk all the time about wanting a man that's worthy of the family last name.
01:04:02Yet, you can't see I've already become that man.
01:04:06And it's because of Hayley.
01:04:08And you can accept that, or I'll make my own path.
01:04:11And best believe me, I can.
01:04:13I'll say this.
01:04:15That's the most backbone I've ever seen in you, Cole.
01:04:28I'm so proud of you.
01:04:31I can't have done with all you being by my side.
01:04:34That was terrifying.
01:04:36It's not like we haven't slayed a dragon before, though, so.
01:04:41I love you, Bella Quinn.
01:04:42I love you, guacamole wizard.
01:04:45Oh my god, I gotta change that username.
01:04:47Yeah, you do.
01:04:47It's very frustrating.
01:04:49Thank you.
01:04:56It's pretty cool.
01:05:00Thank you!
01:05:02And the finalcher is here to be a participant and artifact.
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