#video #Jury Duty (Company Retreat) - Season 2 - Episode 05: Offsite
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00:00Hot applesauce.
00:01Yeah, let's do it.
00:03Are you doing it?
00:04Yeah, we're going to try and mix up some spicy applesauce.
00:08Where'd you come up with this idea?
00:10Like, me and Anthony kind of came up with it again.
00:12It just kind of came up.
00:13We're just spitballing.
00:14And yeah, there's nothing out there like it.
00:16I feel like Smokey is right.
00:18Still, technically, I'm not feeling any heat.
00:20I think throwing some paprika, just a dash to get some heat.
00:24Cheers.
00:25There you go.
00:26OK.
00:28Yo.
00:29I'm getting a little something through the front door.
00:31Hey, I'm getting a little something through the back.
00:33Are you?
00:33Porcupine.
00:34And you get a little heat in here.
00:36Yo, right?
00:36Yeah.
00:37Like, I would eat that for real.
00:38Really?
00:39Yes.
00:39What are we calling this one?
00:41Tropical kick.
00:43Tropical kick.
00:46Hey, we're cooking it.
00:48I love applesauce.
00:52So I'll try it.
00:54He eats a lot of soft foods.
00:57Yeah.
01:01No way.
01:02Oh, my God.
01:04Did Amy see it?
01:05Yeah.
01:05So she did.
01:06Did she say anything about it?
01:08Oh.
01:09It's truly, like, so romantic.
01:11It just if it was with someone else.
01:13Take a risk.
01:14Take a risk.
01:14Go to a strip club and sleep with a stripper.
01:16It was wild when you was young, huh?
01:23Is there anybody here who feels like a failure?
01:26All right, dude.
01:26I get it.
01:27You're a failure.
01:27I'm a failure.
01:28I understand.
01:29Hey.
01:30Dougie!
01:30Dougie!
01:31Hey, y'all.
01:31Look, look, look.
01:32Oh, it's his jacket.
01:36You all right?
01:37How'd you find me?
01:38Dougie, you have to start acting like a CEO.
01:42Who is that?
01:44So why don't you come with me?
01:45All right, great.
01:46Oh, .
01:57If everybody works together, I definitely think we can get over this little mishap situation.
02:08This is just so quaint and rustic.
02:13It really is.
02:14You call this structure the yurt?
02:16Yeah, it's a yurt.
02:17Yeah.
02:17I guess that's Y-U-R-T, I'm pretty sure.
02:19Okay.
02:20That is the correct spelling of yurt.
02:21Morning, sir.
02:22Hey.
02:22Doing all right this morning?
02:23Good to see you.
02:24Good to see you, man.
02:25Hello.
02:26Okay.
02:27So, the thing that I wanted to say is first of all, thank you so much for your patience.
02:37Because I know you all have questions like who these nice people are.
02:42This is Elizabeth Prescott and her associates from the Trucus Group.
02:48Well, after giving it a lot of thought, I have come to the decision to explore the sale of
02:58Rockin' Grandmas to the good people of Trucus.
03:01So.
03:03Yeah, my dad said that Rockin' Grandmas is going to keep going.
03:08Just that Trucus would be in charge if he decides to go that direction.
03:14But it's all good.
03:15I'm, I'm, I'm doing great.
03:17I'm all good.
03:19Hello, everyone.
03:20I am Elizabeth Prescott.
03:22I am the Director of Strategic Alliances at the Trucus Group.
03:26I should just start off by saying congratulations.
03:29Because you all are in one of the hottest verticals right now.
03:33This is a vertical that Trucus has been wanting to get into for quite some time.
03:37So, we are here to introduce ourselves and see if it's a match, you know?
03:43I kind of think she's hot.
03:45Dang.
03:46Dang.
03:47Since my breakup, the world's been kind of gray.
03:50But ever since Elizabeth walked in, now everything's in color.
03:55Aw.
03:56For me, this is personal.
03:58I got to tell you.
03:59Actually, I'm going to just show you.
04:02I literally carry Rockin' Grandma's hot sauce in my purse.
04:07Put it on everything.
04:07These guys will tell you.
04:08I love it.
04:09It is my go-to.
04:10I travel with it, okay?
04:11So, I am a fan, personally.
04:14And just a little bit about us.
04:16So, we are a private equity firm and we specialize in helping small family-owned businesses really just unlock their
04:23full potential.
04:23I don't really have a dog in the fight.
04:25I just wish what's best for the employees.
04:29I will say that I hope we don't see a big business take over and turn it into something that
04:36it's not.
04:36So, you know, we are here to just get to know all of you and really understand the company culture.
04:43And we also today just wanted to start out by introducing you to Trucus.
04:47And so, we actually brought a quick little video.
04:50Gina Lee, would you prepare that for us?
04:52Great.
04:52At Trucus Group, our business is your business.
04:56As private equity investors with a focus on family and an eye towards the future,
05:01our mission is to partner with great companies to help them achieve their true potential.
05:07We'll facilitate your brand through tackling all of tomorrow's toughest challenges today.
05:13In a world of constant change, it's good to remember that we are Trucus.
05:20Trucus Group, your business is our business.
05:27Wow, huh?
05:29So great, you guys.
05:30You love it?
05:33They might have, like, a big company vibe or something, but they look like they could be a family business,
05:39too, because...
05:40They're all redheads.
05:41Yeah, they're all redheads, so...
05:43Hide your gum, because I want to chew on some big red.
05:48Now, who's ready for the Doug Cafflon today, huh?
05:52Yeah!
05:53Yeah!
05:54Woo!
05:57Big day, yeah!
05:59The folks at Trucus will be tagging along with rockin' grandmas today at the decathlon and later tonight at the
06:06team dinner and a show to see if our companies are a good fit.
06:11How you feel?
06:12I'm good, man. It's, you know, like, Dad knows what he's doing.
06:16For sure.
06:16And, you know, if he thinks it's a good thing for us, then that's, we just gotta go with that.
06:21You know what I mean?
06:22So, you know.
06:25It's a little scary to think about selling a company, especially with the family orientation that we have, because you
06:31hear all these different stories of how things change once a corporation buys it, but I only have optimistic hopes.
06:35I just hope it works out where we can all stay together and the company stays the same.
06:46Yo!
06:47Look at all this, man!
06:49I didn't realize it was gonna be this outside.
06:51It's a beautiful day.
06:52What do you mean?
06:53Well, that's what I'm worried about, honestly.
06:55There's too much sun.
06:56Oh, yeah.
06:56Do you have any sun stuff?
06:58No, not really.
06:59I mean, I put sunscreen on, but...
07:00They're a little bit bigger than normal, but I think that's good.
07:04These are kind of futuristic.
07:05Yeah, or they're, like, kind of for now, too.
07:09Um, we're just liking the vibe.
07:11Like, you know...
07:12It's a wonderful culture.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Beautiful.
07:14Yeah, it's a good...
07:15You guys, I mean...
07:17Quite sustainable as well.
07:18Yes.
07:19I just really hope that I can make a good impression on Elizabeth's today.
07:24Hopefully, by the end of today, Elizabeth and I are gonna be like this.
07:28Hopefully, by the end of today, me and Elizabeth are gonna be like this.
07:33Actually, that's... that would hurt, because it's too hard, so...
07:40That's my dad. That's my dad.
07:43Welcome to the Doug Cathline!
07:46Woo!
07:48Woo!
07:49I love it!
07:52Hey, Doug the Jr.
07:58Dougie!
07:59I love you, Dad.
08:01You got it?
08:02Yeah.
08:02Then let's go.
08:03Come on, you guys.
08:04Yeah!
08:06Nice, Amy.
08:12That's points, good job, good job.
08:15Doug, he choose all the events, of course,
08:17and gives out all the points.
08:1810 points for having your arm in the air,
08:20big smile on your face, you got points.
08:23Extra points for spirit.
08:24People really like it when you point at them
08:26and tell them they got points, so.
08:28Yes, yes.
08:29We've had one event so far, the mechanical bowl.
08:34Sorry, good job, man.
08:36You got up this year, that's great.
08:39Damn it.
08:40I lasted 0.4 seconds.
08:42No, you did 0.48.
08:44Oh, 0.48.
08:45That's almost 0.5, and then you could round up
08:47from there to one second, right?
08:50No, because you'd round, you got to be above,
08:53I'm not great at math, but you got to be above five,
08:55then you round up.
08:55So technically you round down to zero, I think.
08:59Okay.
09:00Up next, foot darts.
09:02There you go.
09:02Oh!
09:05And who's that?
09:07Steve Mosley-Sales.
09:09Yes, yeah.
09:09Jimmy Weber-Warehouse.
09:12Oh!
09:14Amy Patterson's here, customer relations.
09:18Oh!
09:19There you go.
09:20There you go.
09:21And kicking now is Anthony Gwynn, procurement and sourcing.
09:26Oh!
09:27That's okay, bud.
09:28If it hit the board, that would have been good.
09:30.
09:31He uses a disproportionate amount of the company health care.
09:34This one?
09:35This one.
09:37Oh!
09:38Oh, my God!
09:38Jesus!
09:40Oh!
09:41You all right?
09:42Yeah.
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Whoa!
09:44Oh, my God!
09:46I think you're throwing that way.
09:48You want to try another throw?
09:48You want to throw that way.
09:49Sorry.
09:51Sorry about that.
09:51Sorry about that.
09:53Sorry.
09:55Let's go!
09:56Let's go, Jimmy!
09:57You're there.
09:58Couple more steps.
09:59Jimmy!
10:00You just need to make a note.
10:02Jimmy.
10:03Doug paid for Jimmy's rehab seven years ago.
10:08Four.
10:09And hi.
10:10Anthony.
10:10Anthony.
10:10Elizabeth.
10:11Hi.
10:11And what department are you in?
10:13Temporary assistant.
10:14All right.
10:14Okay, great.
10:14And I just want to say, like, you know, I mean, obviously, woman to woman, like, it's inspirational
10:18to see you in your position.
10:21It's, like, very cool, like, girl boss, you know, like, I just, I love seeing that energy.
10:25Well, Kate, I appreciate that.
10:26Look, I do think the goal, ultimately, is just boss, because I think the fact that we're
10:30girls really has nothing to do with it.
10:32And, look, you just don't want to use being a woman as an excuse not to succeed, right?
10:37Yep.
10:38Yep.
10:39Look, this one is stupid as a...
10:40You came on a little hot with the girl box.
10:42No, stop.
10:42I want her boy.
10:44If I get fired before Amy, I am going to kill myself.
10:51Anthony, what's your perspective on the two companies coming together here?
10:55Yeah, it's interesting seeing the differences between Rockin' Grandmas and Trucus.
10:59One's bigger.
11:01I'm not saying one's better than the other, but it's just, it's interesting.
11:04It's different.
11:05Can you get my hand?
11:06The back of my hands, too, it shows.
11:09Absolutely.
11:09The back of your hands is the first signs of aging.
11:11Yours are absolutely stunning.
11:13The morning was pretty hot, and there was a lot of sun, so I thought maybe Elizabeth
11:18would appreciate how I'm taking care of my skin, because she seems to take care of hers.
11:26Oh, my God.
11:28I love it, though.
11:30I do, too.
11:31She takes it serious.
11:33Hey.
11:34Just saying hi.
11:35Oh, hi.
11:36It's good to see you.
11:37You look great.
11:39Wow.
11:39Wow.
11:40Did I put too much sunscreen on?
11:42I mean, it's all over your face, so.
11:45I went over to say hi, and she was like, wow.
11:48As long as you're being yourself, that's all that matters.
11:50That's true.
11:52Yeah.
11:52Pony races.
11:55Anthony is all by himself approaching the finish line, gentlemen.
11:58There it is.
12:00Wow!
12:01No, people!
12:02I don't know what that was.
12:04The pony race is probably the toughest event.
12:07I'm not feeling too good about it.
12:09Okay.
12:09I have a favor to ask.
12:11Others show down about looking bad in front of Tricus, and you go in there and throw it
12:15and let him win.
12:16He means it.
12:19Will you try?
12:21Yeah, I'll try.
12:21You will?
12:22You promise?
12:23I was very nervous going up against Anthony, because he, like, crushed the competition
12:28the first time.
12:31Hey, calm down, baby.
12:32And I kind of lost it and just darted out of the gate.
12:36Three, two, one, go!
12:41I don't know, really, I think I just got a slow start, and I couldn't get in rhythm,
12:44so he was able to come out the gate on top.
12:50They're kind of getting onto the back stretch.
12:53That must just be a hard section.
12:56I mean, it was neck and neck, like, at some points I was worried you were going to win.
12:59All right, you can do it!
13:01I saw the finish line and just...
13:03Took off.
13:04Yeah, just took off.
13:06Yes!
13:07Yes!
13:08Yes!
13:08Out of the way!
13:09Out of the way!
13:16Unbelievable feeling to finally win.
13:18You did it!
13:20And you get points for a valiant effort.
13:22Take the air!
13:23Hold it!
13:24I'll take it!
13:25I'll take it!
13:26I'll hold it!
13:26Good job, man!
13:27Good job!
13:28You've been here for, what, seven years?
13:29Mm-hmm.
13:30And he wasn't able to get one, so this first time is going to give him some confidence.
13:33Yeah, maybe you'll get a win next time.
13:36Not against me, though.
13:38Uh-oh.
13:40How many laps did I do?
13:42You went around the circuit, uh, once.
13:45Let's just make a note on that one.
13:47Yes, you should check that.
13:48...to that.
13:55Ready, set, go!
13:57Get him, Jackie!
13:58Get him, Jackie!
13:59Get him, Jackie!
14:01Get him, Jackie!
14:03Get him, Jackie!
14:07Get him, Jackie!
14:08Get him, Jackie!
14:09Get him, Jackie!
14:11Hey!
14:12This has been an amazing day to see your teamwork and your creativity.
14:16So we are going to continue the tradition next year, and we are excited to do that.
14:21Okay.
14:21Yeah.
14:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:23Why wait until next year?
14:25I mean, we still got time.
14:26Why not take a shot right now?
14:27Do something.
14:28Oh, me?
14:29Yeah!
14:31Let's do it.
14:32Let's see.
14:34Kate!
14:35You want to give it a go, girl boss?
14:38Yeah!
14:39Yeah!
14:41Yeah!
14:42I would love to do that.
14:43All right.
14:43Shall we do that?
14:44Let's do it.
14:45Okay, all right.
14:46I will try it.
14:46This is such a good thing.
14:47It's good.
14:48She chose you.
14:49You're stressing too much, but let her, just let her win.
14:52Just let her win.
14:53Let her know.
14:54No.
14:54Put her on her ass.
14:56I personally say, put her on her ass, and as a girl boss, she's going to have to respect that.
14:59You know?
15:01This is disgusting.
15:03You wearing this?
15:04Um, are you wearing one?
15:06Are you going to wear one?
15:06I'm not going to wear one, but you know.
15:08Oh.
15:09Yeah, then I'm...
15:09Okay.
15:11All right.
15:11I'm not going to need to be there.
15:12Like, we're...
15:13Yeah.
15:13Let's do it.
15:14All right.
15:16There you go.
15:17Go.
15:19I'm warming up.
15:20Okay.
15:21Hey, Kate.
15:21Yeah?
15:22You're going easy on me.
15:23Don't go easy on me, girl boss.
15:25Woo!
15:26I told you.
15:27Come on.
15:27Black it.
15:28There you go.
15:29There you go.
15:30Are you okay?
15:31Oh, no.
15:35Oh, no.
15:37Oh, no.
15:39I'm bleeding.
15:40Oh, no.
15:40I'm bleeding.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:44There's so much fog in.
15:46Oh, my God.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:47Wait, wait, wait, wait.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:49Wait, wait, wait.
15:49I think it's broken.
15:50I'm so sorry.
15:52I didn't even know you.
15:53I think she's probably...
15:54...the nose just bleeds easy.
15:56Hey, hey, hey.
15:56It'll be okay.
15:56It'll be alright.
15:57Oh, my God.
15:58Someone's bleeding.
15:59It's okay.
16:00We'll try.
16:00She's okay.
16:01It just happened to be a lot of blood.
16:03Yeah.
16:03Oh, my God.
16:04Oh, my God.
16:05Just keep it elevated.
16:05Keep it back.
16:06Oh, my God.
16:08It has been a day, you guys.
16:09It has been a day.
16:10Keep it back.
16:11Can we have an addict?
16:12We need ice.
16:15Yeah, after Kate punched on Elizabeth,
16:18Doug canceled the decathlon
16:20because he wanted to make sure she was okay.
16:22Luckily, she just had a bloody nose,
16:24so I think True Kiss is probably still joining us
16:27for dinner and a show tonight, after all,
16:29and I guess that means the deal is still on,
16:32so that's good.
16:34Now, whether I am a part of that deal,
16:37I don't know.
16:38It's been so lovely to just see
16:41what the company culture is.
16:43We're learning so much.
16:44Am I still bleeding?
16:46Uh, no.
16:46Do you want to see?
16:47Um, yeah.
16:48Oh, really?
16:50Oh, and it's hypnosis tonight.
16:51I love dinner and a show.
16:52Look at this.
16:53Good.
16:54Okay.
16:54And, I mean, we're at a cantina,
16:56so that means Mexican.
16:57Yeah.
16:58Yeah.
16:59I'm excited.
17:00I like eating in public.
17:02All right.
17:03Um, this needs to be cleaned.
17:05Yeah.
17:06I'm good, thank you.
17:07Hey there.
17:08Good to see you.
17:09Good to see you, too.
17:10Looks so nice, Steve.
17:12Hello.
17:12Thank you so much.
17:13It's good, I guess.
17:14I know.
17:14No, it's good.
17:15It's good.
17:15It's all good.
17:16It's all positive.
17:20Good to see you.
17:21Nice.
17:22How are you?
17:22Good.
17:23That's a beautiful blouse.
17:25So, is there another chair, or?
17:28Oh, I thought you, uh, yeah.
17:29You should be with your fruits.
17:29You're good.
17:30Yeah.
17:30Yeah.
17:31All right.
17:31Well, enjoy your dinner.
17:33Thank you so much, Dougie.
17:35He's a good kid.
17:37Ugh.
17:39I'm going to get a drink.
17:40Oh, you getting wild?
17:41I want to loosen up a little,
17:43because I want to talk to Elizabeth.
17:44Yeah.
17:45I wrote down some pick-up lines.
17:47To try on Elizabeth.
17:48Can you read me one?
17:49Say it.
17:50Say it.
17:50Are you Wi-Fi?
17:51Because I'm feeling a strong connection.
17:54Ooh.
17:55I like it.
17:56I wrote IT once,
17:58because that's all she really knows about me.
18:00Yeah.
18:00The woman at the table behind you
18:03wanted to send this over to you.
18:05Me from who?
18:05I'm sorry.
18:06Oh, the woman sitting behind you
18:07at the table over here.
18:08It's a Bloody Mary.
18:15I guess she's like,
18:16she said the drink,
18:16so it must be a good thing.
18:17It's a Bloody Mary.
18:18So, like, she was trying to be funny.
18:20That's funny, right?
18:21Yeah.
18:21It's fun.
18:21We're roasting each other.
18:22She was trying to have fun.
18:23Yeah.
18:24Right?
18:24Yeah.
18:25I kind of feel like I should, like,
18:26counter-off her.
18:28No, I feel it.
18:28If I could find her a drink,
18:30what would be funny?
18:33I don't know.
18:37Oh, my God.
18:38Do it.
18:40Wait, is that too much?
18:41No, that's hilarious.
18:42That's hilarious.
18:42That would be right.
18:43Definitely do that one.
18:44Do you want to be the
18:45booth to my bones, but gay?
18:48I mean, here's her prop.
18:50She'd get right to the point.
18:51Yeah, she's right to the point.
18:52Don't know it.
18:54Did you want to order another drink?
18:56Um, I do actually want to order
18:59a rum punch.
19:01Okay.
19:01For the woman who sent me this.
19:03Oh, you want to send a drink back to her.
19:04You can tell her.
19:05It's from Girlboss.
19:06You got it.
19:06Claire.
19:08Try your best pick and find on Kate.
19:10Say it to Kate?
19:11Say it to Kate.
19:13I love it.
19:14Ugh.
19:15If I was a one-time security code,
19:18would you enter me?
19:23Kazinga!
19:25Oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:27Guys, guys.
19:28Guys.
19:29She's delivering the drink.
19:30She's delivering.
19:33Cheers.
19:34Cheers.
19:35Cheers, Kate.
19:36See, she's smiling.
19:37This is good.
19:38This is really good.
19:39This has been the best trip ever.
19:41Like, you can't, you couldn't even make this up for a TV show.
19:44Honestly.
19:45Like, this is so authentic and real.
19:47Like, nobody can sit down and write a script like this.
19:49Yeah.
19:50What's up, everyone?
19:51Make some noise!
19:55Welcome, welcome, welcome.
19:56My name is Michael Swinson.
19:57I am the unreal hypnotist.
19:59Basically, hypnosis is altering someone's belief or reality through suggestion.
20:02And everyone out here is suggestible because if you weren't suggestible, you couldn't learn.
20:06All right, if you'd like to be a volunteer for this show, put your hands up in the air.
20:09Like, come on, let's clap along.
20:10I'm going to get some volunteers right now.
20:12You want to volunteer?
20:13Jump up there.
20:14Let's do it.
20:15Let's do it.
20:15Yeah!
20:18They picked the right person.
20:19Get on stage.
20:20Come on.
20:21Encouragement.
20:22Encouragement.
20:23Come on.
20:23Let's go.
20:24Oh, come on.
20:25Let them have some fun.
20:27The red one.
20:28Let me tell you guys this.
20:29It's very easy to be hypnotized.
20:30As I said, sleep now.
20:32Relax.
20:33Melt loose.
20:34Limp relaxed.
20:35Come on, let's hear it for your people on stage.
20:37Come on.
20:38They go night-night so fast.
20:39They go night-night so fast.
20:41You still sing night-night?
20:43Yeah.
20:44So on the count of three, imagine this beautiful Hawaiian place.
20:48One, two, three.
20:50Sit up in those nice Hawaiian chairs right now.
20:55Yeah.
20:55Put your tray tables up.
20:56Tray tables up.
20:57Put your food down here.
20:58It doesn't matter.
20:58Just throw it on the floor.
20:59Throw it on the floor.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:00Get rid of it.
21:06I've never seen that boyfriend laugh.
21:09He's never laughed.
21:10Just the person I'm touching on the shoulder right now.
21:13You are a stripper.
21:15Oh!
21:17You will not remove your pants.
21:21Yeah.
21:21You won't go.
21:23Like it's just been inside you.
21:25And you are ready to let it out.
21:27One.
21:29Two.
21:29Oh my God.
21:31Three.
21:31Eyes open.
21:33There's a chair for you.
21:38Oh my God.
21:40Are you kidding me?
21:42Look up.
21:47He dipped it low.
21:49He backed it up.
21:49He picked it up slow.
21:51Oh, I can cross off strip club from my bucket list.
21:53Oh, yes you can.
21:55Oh my God.
21:56Oh my God.
21:58Oh my God.
21:58Oh my God.
21:58Yeah.
21:59Have you ever seen a move like that?
22:00No.
22:02I would have gave him my whole wallet, honestly.
22:05Wow.
22:06Let's give a nice round of applause.
22:07You can go back there.
22:09Yeah!
22:11I was scared.
22:12Can you do me a favor?
22:13Hang me.
22:16You guys want to do a game show?
22:20Yeah!
22:22It's a game show I like to call To Tell the Truth.
22:25Ooh!
22:26I like this.
22:27I know you do.
22:28I know you like this, PJ.
22:29What's something dangerous you've always wanted to try,
22:33but never have?
22:34Tell the truth now.
22:37I want to go to one of those Russian roulette sex clubs.
22:44Porcupine!
22:46He's wearing our logo, too.
22:49I've never heard of this.
22:50Sure you haven't.
22:52Where else would him just get laid?
22:55I heard that.
22:59Do you want to reveal some answers, too?
23:01Yes!
23:02No.
23:02Yes!
23:03No.
23:03Yes!
23:04I always love a challenge.
23:06Come on, go!
23:07The truth will set you free!
23:09Go!
23:11Bring your friend, too.
23:12Yeah, you're loud.
23:13We'll both of you get up here.
23:15Come right up here.
23:16Right up here.
23:17Right here.
23:17I wish you could go back up there.
23:19Woo!
23:21Oh!
23:22Jimmy shared a very, very, very personal but entertaining story.
23:28What's a deep, dark secret?
23:30You wouldn't tell anyone, but you'll tell us tonight.
23:32Tell the truth now.
23:36Years ago, I'd just gotten sober, and I thought that I would never find love again, and then
23:48I met Allison, and she was hilarious.
23:52One night, it was our six-month anniversary, and we finished making love, and I had to go
24:00to the bathroom, and she said, bring me back something special, and I went into the bathroom.
24:07And when I was sitting there, I thought, wouldn't it be funny if I brought her back something special?
24:15No.
24:15So I wrapped a bunch of toilet paper around my hand.
24:18No.
24:20And I reached in the toilet to grab a piece of poop.
24:23Oh!
24:25And I went back into the bedroom, and I said, hey, Allison, I brought you back something special.
24:34Are you kidding me?
24:35Are you kidding me?
24:36And she didn't find it funny, and she screamed, but when she screamed, it startled me, and I squeezed the
24:43poop.
24:43Oh!
24:44And part of it broke off and landed on the carpet.
24:48No!
24:48And I was saying, I'm sorry, I thought it was funny, but her cat was licking the poop on the
24:54carpet.
24:55Jesus Christ!
24:58He told me that Allison broke up with him because he gave her a shitty gift.
25:02I didn't realize he really gave her a shitty gift.
25:06Oh, my God!
25:07You two are going to be the most powerful person in the world.
25:13One, two, three.
25:14Snap.
25:14Eyes open wide awake.
25:16Well, let's start with number one.
25:18Can you say hi to everyone?
25:20Hello, everyone.
25:21I am so very excited to have this opportunity to be with you all here tonight.
25:29Let me see, Darren.
25:31Tell us what makes you so powerful.
25:35I can say whatever I need to say to get the job done.
25:42So in his mind, he's doing the right thing.
25:44The strongest person he knows is his boss.
25:46Uh, what kind of things do you say?
25:50Oh, I love what you've built here.
25:55You guys, this is so much fun.
25:58I love your product.
25:59I put it on everything.
26:01I actually, I have one in my bag.
26:05Guys, your business is our business.
26:11Alright.
26:12Uh, interesting, uh, powerful person.
26:14Uh, okay, uh, got me stumped on this one.
26:18What do you think, uh, this person is?
26:20A powerful company.
26:24That's a powerful company?
26:25Yeah, or a leader of one.
26:27Okay, alright, alright.
26:35It was embarrassing to the company.
26:38Inaccurate.
26:38And embarrassing for you.
26:39You said you'd do anything to get ahead to tell people what they know?
26:42But I didn't say that.
26:43No, I don't.
26:44Does your wife know you?
26:45Wait until she hears about this.
26:46We are separated.
26:48Okay, that guy just raised every red flag I've ever seen in my life.
26:52He was doing her, right?
26:53Yeah.
26:54He basically said, we're gonna tell you whatever you want to hear so that way we can take over.
26:58That's basically what he said.
27:00Yeah.
27:04Yeah.
27:05Yeah, I knew something was up with those people, dog.
27:07I knew it.
27:08I-I don't know what-
27:09You're right.
27:09I just knew it, man.
27:10You're right.
27:10Yeah, I mean, obviously I was a little bit for the deal, but I-I don't know what to think
27:15now.
27:15Oh.
27:16It's just weird to have that many redheads in one place.
27:19Mm-hmm.
27:21It's like they in a cult.
27:22Hey, have y'all seen other Anthony and Amy?
27:26Uh...
27:26Like...
27:26Is Amy in there?
27:27No.
27:28No, she's not here.
27:28And they're not in this one.
27:30Can you help me find me?
27:32Yeah, I got you.
27:33Can we hold that one?
27:33We gotta go.
27:34Yes, sir.
27:36Oh, my God.
27:37Yo, they was...
27:37I mean, that's the other Anthony was hitting the moves.
27:39Hey.
27:40And Boy Red's talking about Russian roulette sex gloves.
27:43I gotta look that shit up.
27:44Oh, he's cooked.
27:47Mm-hmm.
27:48Bro.
27:50Bro.
27:51Uh-huh.
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:52Mm-hmm.
27:54Let's just stop.
27:54They do nothing.
27:55Everybody stop.
27:56I don't want to interrupt.
27:56I just don't want the whole office to know about this.
27:58Go.
27:59Go.
27:59Okay, come on.
28:01Hey, guys.
28:03Uh, sorry.
28:04Y'all good?
28:05Hey, we...
28:06Trust me.
28:07I did not want to interrupt.
28:08I love that y'all are having a moment, but we gotta go.
28:10We gotta go.
28:11The vans are leaving.
28:12Yeah, yeah, hey.
28:13When did everybody go night-night, do y'all thing?
28:15Right.
28:15You feel me?
28:16I just didn't want everybody to see you guys.
28:18You know what I'm saying?
28:18This is news to me, honey, but I'm not mad at it.
28:23F***ing unbelievable.
28:24I'm so sorry.
28:25I...
28:25The deal, which I have been working on for over two f***ing years, is now in jeopardy.
28:32Oh, f***.
28:34Now, I have to clean up your f***ing mess.
28:44On the next episode of Company Retreat, last night, it was a little bit confusing.
28:49Yeah.
28:51I miss Kevin.
28:52He won the talent show last year.
28:54Really?
28:54PJ told me about what happened.
28:55You and Amy had one night stand, that's okay, that's fine.
28:58No, no.
28:58Who's ready for some rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, right?
29:01Yeah!
29:01Yeah, your dad invited us to join, so we're in.
29:04The f***?
29:05This is called Rockin' Grandma's Got Talent, not Redhead's Got Talent.
29:09Yeah!
29:11What's stupid Trucus gonna do?
29:12We are waiting for Trucus' team member.
29:15Oh, you know what?
29:16They're here, so just sit tight.
29:18Oh, my God!
29:19Oh, my God!
29:41This is a part of the podcast.
29:42We are ready for Nayit.
29:43I'll see you next time.
29:54Bye.
29:55Bye.
29:58Bye.
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