00:30Weighing in at 297 pounds, JBL.
01:07Weighing in at 30,000 pounds, JBL.
01:34On the way to the ring, from India, weighing in at 420 pounds, the great Kali.
01:46Weighing in at 30,000 pounds, JBL.
01:48Weighing in at 30,000 pounds, JBL.
02:26Weighing in at 30,000 pounds, JBL.
03:50Boy, what a match.
03:52This match has come to an abrupt end for that superstar.
03:59Excellent counter.
04:00What ring presence.
04:13I tell you, gang, sometimes I get exhausted just watching these superstars compete.
04:19I know what you mean, J.R.
04:20I don't think most people appreciate what incredible athletes these WWE superstars really are.
04:25Well, there's one less superstar in this match now.
04:35Well, that's it.
04:36The match is over for that particular superstar.
04:52Well, I have to admit, the only man on Wall Street with a cowboy hat, JBL, was looking pretty good
04:58out there.
04:59What is going through his mind in this match?
05:01I think that right about now, he's hoping you weren't screwing up the commentary too bad.
05:14Looks like his hopes of winning this would have been shattered, J.R.
05:29I don't want to take anything away from the Masterpiece's accomplishments, but don't you find that his attitude is just
05:36being a little nauseous?
05:38Do you want me to say he's cocky? Fine, he's cocky, but he's earned the right to be.
05:54Up and over and out. Eliminated.
06:04Look at this. Look at this.
06:06You talk about a house of fire, you're seeing it right here.
06:10Yeah?
06:11Well, somebody better put out that fire, or this one's not going to end well.
06:19What a reversal.
06:31He's been removed from the ring and from contention in this match.
06:37He turned the tables on his opponent with that one.
06:49Wow! He wasn't too gentle about throwing him out.
07:03Look at Shawn Michaels, the future Hall of Famer has overcome so much adversity in his career.
07:10But the Heartbreak Kid's got more heart than anyone I've ever seen in this business.
07:16You know, J.R., HBK might be a living legend and all, but I wish he'd just keep his mouth
07:21shut and let his actions and brain speak for him.
07:23He's never met a microphone he didn't like.
07:26Michaels has impressed me more times than I can count in.
07:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:30Even you have to admit that he's done a lot for this business.
07:33Yeah, and the business has done a lot for him.
07:36Michaels tries to come off as a goody two-shoes, but when it comes right down to it, he's as
07:40much of an...
07:41That's it. He's out of the ring, and that means he's out of the match, too.
07:52Over the top rope and down to the floor.
07:55That's an elimination.
08:09He just got tossed out rather unceremoniously, in my opinion.
08:21That's one fewer superstar in this match.
08:36Then, would you look at the size and the speed of Umaga?
08:41I've never seen a superstar that big move so quickly.
08:45No kidding. He really is a Samoan bulldozer.
08:48Yeah, that's what they call him.
08:50And damned if I can find a better description.
08:52You don't want to get on this man's bad side.
08:54You're assuming that he's got another side, JR.
08:57I'm not going to take any chances.
08:58I'm just going to stay out of his way.
09:02What a counter!
09:05It's like he read his opponent's mind!
09:19I know that Lashley's a big, strong guy, but there's a lot of big, strong guys out there.
09:24What makes him so special?
09:25How about the fact that he's a three-time national wrestling champion, or the fact that he's a four-time
09:31wrestling all-american?
09:32This capacity crowd is solidly behind their superstar.
09:37Look at this!
09:38Wow!
09:38Can you be any more biased, JR?
09:40How about some fair and balanced commentary?
09:43There's the reversal!
09:56So, how do you think this one's going to turn out, JR?
09:58Honestly, King, I have absolutely no idea.
10:02Anything can happen here in the WWE, but you've got to have a guess, right?
10:06Look at him feeding off the energy from this capacity crowd!
10:10He's unstoppable!
10:11You can't ever count on these fans, JR.
10:13They're fickle, and they'll abandon you in a heartbeat!
10:23There he goes!
10:25He's out of the match!
10:38This is going beyond just being a match, JR.
10:41I think he's looking to finish up his opponent right here!
10:45He sure is!
10:46And that Dominator's exactly the way to do it!
10:54He countered that one perfectly!
11:05Oh my gosh!
11:06He's been eliminated from the match!
11:19Sounds like this crowd's got something on their minds, King!
11:23Who cares about them, JR?
11:24Look what's going on in the ring!
11:31He's a slippery devil!
11:45These superstars are beating the heck out of each other!
11:47And this crowd can't get enough of it!
11:49It's what they paid to see, King!
11:51And they're getting their money to work!
11:53And there's the elimination!
12:02He doesn't look too happy about it, but an elimination is an elimination!
12:19I think we're going to find out just how much punishment the human body can withstand here tonight!
12:24I think you're right, King!
12:25These superstars, Tiger King, and Kent are taking each other to the limit!
12:30I love that attitude, JR!
12:32Go big or go home!
12:34Well, these superstars sure aren't going home, Dylan!
12:37I don't believe it!
12:38He's been eliminated!
12:48He countered that and made it look easy!
12:58He might as well start walking back to the locker room!
13:01He's out of this match!
13:07He took a ride over the top rope, down to the floor, and out of this match!
13:23Tommy Dreamer might be the last of the old-school superstars, and that's something I respect!
13:28It's hard to talk about adding insult to injury, tossed out of the ring, and the match!
13:45I don't think these superstars have any intention of taking it easy on each other tonight!
13:49That's not what they signed up for, King!
13:51And quite frankly, I think these fans would be disappointed if they didn't go all out!
13:56That's easy for the fans to say!
13:58They've never set foot inside that ring!
14:00No, but they spend their hard-earned dollars to watch what goes on inside it, and without
14:05them, they would all be out of the job!
14:07Well, all I can say is someone's been eating their vitamins and saying their prayers!
14:14Yo, yo, yo, yo!
14:16Papa Foley and Chet Uroles, it's crime time!
14:24Boy, there's not a lot of finesse to Shad style, is there?
14:27Oh, and that hasn't been much of a detriment for this big brawler from Brooklyn!
14:42He's not going to get caught with that one!
14:54I can't believe he countered that one!
15:08You talk about ruthless aggression!
15:10Look at the way these superstars have been going after each other!
15:13They're not playing with kid blood, that's for sure!
15:16We knew we were going to see a heck of a match, but this might turn out to be...
15:19No!
15:20Go ahead and say it, JR!
15:21All right, I will!
15:23I think this one's got all the makings of a bona fide slobber knocker!
15:40Man!
15:41Al Smash Mouth is Marcus Korban!
15:45He's the alpha male!
15:46He's the top of the food chain!
15:48And they don't get any bigger or fatter than him!
16:02This is Raw action at its finest!
16:06That's why Raw is the number one brand in sports entertainment!
16:09You got that right, JR!
16:11You're not going to see this kind of action on SmackDown!
16:13Not on SmackDown or anywhere else!
16:16There's nothing else out there that can come close to the excitement of seeing the Raw superstars perform live!
16:36Any superstar shows the slightest hint of weakness, they've lost the match!
16:40That's for sure!
16:42No matter how beat up you are, you can't ever let your opponent know the extent of your injuries!
16:47And that's easier said than done, JR!
16:49The human body can only absorb so much punishment!
17:04I talked to these superstars backstage before the match, and I don't think I've ever seen competitors so ready to
17:09get it on!
17:10And that's coming through loud and clear here tonight in this match!
17:14They're not...
17:32Here's your winner!
17:33Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP!
17:39MVP!
17:40...
18:09I'll see you next time.
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