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Celebrity Sabotage S01E04
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00:04Welcome to the Manor House, the ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:12This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:16Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:19Welcome to the applicants.
00:21Welcome to the great kitchen cook-off.
00:24Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:28Oh, look at her fly.
00:30All right, shall we?
00:31Who's ready to play a little game?
00:33But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:39Oh my God, are you joking me?
00:43That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ, home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:53Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur and a different fake show host.
01:02Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake shows and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:08share worth up to £30,000.
01:10And there's only one rule.
01:12Go, get, go!
01:14Do, do, do, do.
01:15Do, do, do.
01:15Celebrity captured.
01:17Oh, God!
01:18Tonight, comedian Guz Khan joins Mission HQ.
01:22They're very, very aggressive badges.
01:25As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show SOS, Survive or Surrender.
01:32Hosted by Jason Fox, who's in on the whole thing.
01:35Are you ready?
01:36Yes, sir!
01:37Pop the bookie.
01:38Pop the bookie.
01:39Pop, get out, you're coming back.
01:41Go, go, go, go, go.
01:42Get ready for madness.
01:44Woo!
01:44We're sinking.
01:45Mind games.
01:46We've torn the team apart.
01:48Collapse at 10.
01:48And mayhem.
01:51What is going on?
01:52Stop, what are you doing?
01:52Lie down.
01:53What the hell?
01:55This list is celebrity sabotage.
02:02It's a new day at the manor house and the celebrities are ready to get sabotaging.
02:09Oh, here we go.
02:10Back in the garage stroke garage, depending on where you're from.
02:16How are you guys feeling as being saboteurs?
02:19I'm getting too big for me boots now.
02:20So much.
02:20I'll say that.
02:21I don't care.
02:22Dude, no one's catching me.
02:23No one's caught us.
02:24I feel so comfortable now being a saboteur.
02:27I genuinely don't think that anyone's going to get us.
02:30Who do you think our guest is going to be today?
02:32Got a big guy this time, I reckon.
02:35Geyser.
02:36Geyser!
02:41Oh, my God, the feed on him.
02:45The feed on the man.
02:46Yes, guys.
02:48Can I tell you the truth, guys?
02:49Yeah.
02:49I don't know what the hell I'm doing here.
02:51Can you explain to me what is happening here, please?
02:53So this is Mission HQ, and we've got all the screens there.
02:56And what we do is we sabotage people who come in thinking they are doing a different show.
03:00Then what we normally do is win the money if we can.
03:03The big rule is don't get caught.
03:06You're going to be fantastic at this.
03:08I can feel it.
03:08It's going to be hard to hide the beard.
03:11And the accent.
03:12You've got such a legendary accent.
03:14Do you want me to do a different one?
03:15Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:17Oh, gosh, yeah.
03:18Oh!
03:20If there was ever a man to come in here and be ready, it's you, sir.
03:22Guz, are you ready to do some sabotage?
03:24I'm always ready, every day.
03:26Oh!
03:27HQ alert.
03:30Celebrities, now Guz Khan is here, your team is complete.
03:33Yes!
03:35Six cadets are on their way.
03:37Cadets?
03:38And they think they're here to take part in a brand new military-themed physical game show
03:43called SOS Survive or Surrender.
03:46Oh!
03:48Wow!
03:51I'm a very determined person.
03:52Absolutely love challenges.
03:54Very competitive as well.
03:56I do love winning.
03:57Chris looks like he's here to win.
03:59I feel like Chris is the kind of guy who may not be very happy when we show ourselves.
04:05My fitness ability is right up there.
04:08You know, like, with the greats.
04:09I am super competitive.
04:12I have to win, I need to win, and I will win.
04:16Moses could be, like, a youth worker.
04:19Yeah.
04:19Or he could be, like, a real estate agent in Dubai.
04:22Yeah.
04:23I've been into fitness for about 15 years.
04:26I'm quite resilient, and I keep going.
04:28Second place is not good enough.
04:30I'm an absolute winner.
04:31Belinda looks like a friendly person from HR.
04:35I've got the strength, the power, the stamina to survive.
04:40Rhea just looks happy to be here.
04:41She looks like positive vibes.
04:43She's got pink hair.
04:44Like, she looks a bit of fun.
04:46I might be one of the youngest, but people shouldn't underestimate me.
04:49Fitness runs through my veins.
04:51Surrendering is not an option for me.
04:53I'm a born survivor.
04:54Melissa looks talked, man.
04:56I want to be like Melissa.
04:58I'm an ex-performer turned fitness trainer.
05:01I'm here to be challenged like I've never been challenged before.
05:04Bring it on.
05:05Lee's face does not corroborate with his chest and his triceps.
05:09Look at the size of him, bro.
05:10Yeah.
05:11And hosting the fake show is ex-special forces sergeant Jason Fox.
05:17Yes!
05:18Yes!
05:18Yes!
05:19Foxy!
05:20Yes!
05:20Look, that is hard!
05:21Oh, he's the nicest guy, but scary, scary.
05:26Foxy!
05:26That's a bit loud.
05:27Stop shouting in my ear.
05:29Can you hear me?
05:29Yeah, I can.
05:31Did we have fun last time you saw me on the SIS show?
05:34No, the last time I saw you, I dragged her out of your bed.
05:38That's so good.
05:38Foxy, we want you to give the cadets hell, okay?
05:43Make it believable, Foxy.
05:45As the cadets mobilize, spirits are high.
05:49All right, let's go, let's go.
05:50But they'll soon be brought back to Earth with a bump
05:53as they meet their intimidating instructor.
05:58Yes, Foxy, this is it!
06:00Oh, my God, it's real!
06:02Hurry up!
06:03Move, let's go!
06:04I want you lying down in front of me.
06:07Come on, hurry up!
06:07It's not real, Sean.
06:09Right, from now on, you will be known as cadets.
06:12You will address me as sir.
06:14Is that clear?
06:15Yes, sir!
06:16How do you think they're all feeling right now?
06:18Terrified, terrified.
06:19Yeah, I'd be on edge.
06:20Over the next 48 hours,
06:22you'll take on a series of intense challenges
06:25that are designed to push you to the limits.
06:28Is that understood?
06:29Yes, sir.
06:30At the end,
06:31the one of you that proves themselves to be the strongest
06:35will win the title of ultimate survivor.
06:38So are you going to give it 100%?
06:40Yes, sir.
06:40Lee is in the zone.
06:42Lee is in here.
06:43He's locked in, man.
06:44I don't know how these guys are going to survive
06:46in a field next to a stately home on a really nice day.
07:12Lee is in here.
07:19And if either of the Hunters are compromised,
07:22their team will automatically be declared losers.
07:25The team with the most sandbags at the end of the challenge wins,
07:29and the worst two cadets on the losing team
07:31will have to submit to a forfeit.
07:34Rhea, you're the hunter for the blue team.
07:36Lee, you're the hunter for the red team.
07:38Lee's a PT,
07:39so I feel like he's probably got a bit of stamina on him.
07:41Yeah, but Rhea can...
07:42I think she's going to be a dark horse.
07:43Nimble, nimble.
07:45Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:46Moses, Melissa, Melinda, Chris.
07:48You'll be taking on the endurance challenge.
07:51Mission alert.
07:53Yes!
07:55It's time for your first sabotage mission.
07:57Who's it going to be?
07:59GK.
07:59Oi!
08:00You must sneak up behind cadet Melissa
08:02and make her bucket drop,
08:04covering her in dirty water.
08:06Ooh!
08:08I absolutely will.
08:09Yeah, you like getting close.
08:10I like getting a little...
08:11Why can't you camouflage?
08:12Oh, I love a camouflage.
08:13Sam.
08:14Ooh!
08:15Disguised as a hay bale,
08:17you must sabotage three of red team's sandbags.
08:20How do you sabotage a sandbag?
08:21Like throwing them in a lake.
08:23Licy.
08:24And Judy.
08:25Using a sandbag as bait,
08:27you must lure Rhea into a trap and catch her,
08:30causing blue team to lose the challenge.
08:33Each of these three missions is worth £3,000.
08:38So there's a total of £9,000 up for grabs.
08:42Let's gear up!
08:43This challenge will start and end on my klaxon.
08:47Are you ready?
08:48Yes, sir!
08:52Oh, my God.
08:56Ha, ha, ha!
08:57Look, I've got armholes.
08:59We're hay.
09:00Oh, my God, someone's here.
09:04Sam, you look less like hay,
09:06more like Weetabix.
09:07OK.
09:08Let's get out there, guys.
09:11Like probably Met Gala, ain't it?
09:12Go, go, go.
09:14You guys do just look like two people
09:16with a couple of twigs in a hood.
09:18You look like a hairy squirt.
09:20Judy, Sam, and GK will head from HQ to the woods
09:24to complete three separate sabotages
09:26during the sandbag challenge.
09:28But with cadets able to run around the whole forest,
09:31the celebrities must be extra careful not to get caught.
09:38Are you ready?
09:40Yes, sir!
09:42All right, then, hurry up.
09:43First up, it's GK and her mission
09:46to bring down Melissa's bucket for £3,000.
09:49GK, I can see you.
09:51I need you to get down and be bush.
09:54Guys, I'm so on edge.
09:55Stay down, stay down, GK.
09:56Stay down, stay down.
09:57Dude, they can see you.
09:58You're like he's about to walk past you.
10:00Coming up the hill.
10:02Stay where you are.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04GK, he is right next to me.
10:05Mate, you are bushing.
10:07Oh, my God, it's so close.
10:10Oh, my God.
10:11Yes, GK.
10:12Get the stick and get to work.
10:14Pop the bucket.
10:15Pop the bucket.
10:15Go, GK, go.
10:19Excellent.
10:21Yes, GK.
10:22GK, GK.
10:24Can you hack it?
10:25Have you got what it takes?
10:27Go on, go on, go on.
10:27Yes, you're looking good.
10:28GK, you're looking good.
10:30You're looking good, fam.
10:31Right, with it, take your time.
10:34Be quick, you've got to be quick.
10:35Oh, GK.
10:40Be so quiet.
10:43GK, let's go for it.
10:44Go for it.
10:46Wow.
10:47Yes.
10:54Get down, get down, get down.
10:56Get down, get down, GK.
10:58Look at the same thing.
11:00That challenge was really hard.
11:03I didn't realise it, but my arm was, like, slowly coming down,
11:07and then out of nowhere, I just feel this soaking wet,
11:10freezing, dirty water all over me.
11:14I'm covered.
11:15What happened there?
11:17I don't know, sir.
11:18Useless.
11:19That was an awful effort.
11:22Absolutely smash that.
11:26Push your way back.
11:31Mind games.
11:31It's all mind games.
11:32I didn't even feel my arm go.
11:38I would say that was very difficult,
11:40because I don't think I'm a very, like, discreet runner.
11:42We could confirm that.
11:44Yeah.
11:44Sam and Judy.
11:46Sam and Judy are on their way.
11:48He looks like a Lego man.
11:49Go on, Sam.
11:50Try and find a sandbag.
11:52Let's get going.
11:53Next up, it's human hay bale Sam's turn
11:55to attempt to sabotage three sandbags
11:57for another £3,000.
12:00Lee is close, Sam.
12:02Watch yourself.
12:03Tell Sam he's walking towards him.
12:04Sam, he is right there.
12:06Look how close he is.
12:09You're smashing this, Sam.
12:11Thank you, mate.
12:12Sam, start moving.
12:13I want to see some effort.
12:14Get quite a real.
12:15Run it in.
12:16That's amazing.
12:17Get back out there as quick as you can.
12:19Let's go.
12:19Let's go.
12:20Sam, you need to try and find a sandbag.
12:23Find a sandbag, throw it in the river.
12:26Oh, I've got one.
12:27Got one.
12:27Yeah, Sam.
12:33Sam!
12:35Two more to go.
12:36Let's have it.
12:37Right, where's the next one?
12:38Oh, my God.
12:39There's a guy right there.
12:43I'm seeing something.
12:45Here we go now.
12:47Sandbag.
12:48Sandbag.
12:48There's another one over here.
12:50Just hide it in the tree.
12:52Yeah, brilliant.
12:53OK.
12:53Wait, someone's coming back now.
12:55See if you can throw it over the fence.
12:56Yeah, I can throw it over the fence.
12:57Yeah, throw it over that fence.
12:58Thanks, my friend.
13:00I got it.
13:01Yes, mate.
13:02Well done.
13:03There's no way I'm losing this challenge.
13:04There's another one over here.
13:06What is Sam doing?
13:08What's happening?
13:09What's happening?
13:10Stop.
13:10He's next to you.
13:12Oh.
13:13Can you cut that sandbag, do you think?
13:14Yeah, I've got some flint here.
13:16Oh, my God.
13:17Flint?
13:19You look like you're giving CPR to a bag of stuff.
13:23It won't go in.
13:26Sam, he's right back.
13:28Come on.
13:28Stop.
13:29What are you doing?
13:29Lay down.
13:30No, I can get this.
13:31I can get this.
13:32He's seen you.
13:33He's seen you.
13:33He's seen you.
13:34He can't hear us.
13:35He can't hear us.
13:36I've done it.
13:48He can't hear us.
13:50Oh, this is all a hole.
13:52What are you doing to my sandbag?
13:55No.
13:58Are you Sam Thompson?
14:01Code red.
14:03Code red.
14:05Celebrity captured.
14:07Celebrity captured.
14:08What?
14:09What's going on?
14:11Sam and Lee must make their way back to HQ immediately.
14:16Lee?
14:17What?
14:18Oh, Lee, I'm so sorry.
14:20What?
14:21Lee, you need to come with me.
14:24Why are you dressed as a hay bale?
14:26Judy, can you hear us?
14:27What's happening?
14:28Sam's been caught.
14:29Oh.
14:39No.
14:42We didn't know what to expect.
14:43He's got Lee.
14:44What's happened?
14:45Oh, my God.
14:49Celebrities, as Sam was captured, please break the emergency glass now.
14:55Three, two, one.
14:57Please don't be bad.
14:59Hey!
15:00Right, get the envelope.
15:02Oh, God, yeah.
15:03No.
15:05Lee, you are not a contestant on SOS, Survive or Surrender.
15:11You are actually a contestant on a secret game show called Celebrity Sabotage.
15:17Because you caught me, you now have a big decision to make.
15:22On the shelf is a briefcase containing £2,000.
15:27You can take them out.
15:27You can choose to take this money right now, but if you do, you must leave the show immediately.
15:37Or you can stay and become an insider.
15:42At the end of the show, you're going to take your equal share of the prize pot of up to
15:47£30,000.
15:50What the hell is going on right now?
15:52Wow.
15:53Lee, it's decision time.
15:55I mean...
15:57Oh...
15:58I know it's hard.
15:59Like, I could go away with some money.
16:02I wasn't even expecting any money.
16:04But, wow.
16:05It's so much more fun right now.
16:13I'm definitely staying.
16:14A hundred percent.
16:15Yay!
16:16Help sabotage with us.
16:18Help sabotage with us.
16:20Yes, Lee!
16:21Lee, there's something we do in HQ and I feel like you can join now.
16:24Okay, we put our hands in.
16:24Ready?
16:25Right.
16:25And then we go.
16:26One, two, three.
16:27Sabotage!
16:28Yeah, Lee!
16:29Now get out there, you guys.
16:31Get out there.
16:32All right.
16:32You enjoy yourself.
16:34My mind is just blown right now.
16:36I thought it was so random.
16:38I was like, there's a random hay bale hammering a sandbag.
16:42I think I'll be a good insider.
16:44I've got a history of acting and performing,
16:47so I think this is where my skill set comes in.
16:51Sam.
16:53As you were caught in the act of sabotage,
16:57you will be punished.
16:58No!
17:00You must now enter the lock-up.
17:03There's a lock-up.
17:04Ha-ha!
17:05Wait!
17:06Oh!
17:07There's a door we didn't even know existed!
17:09No!
17:10No, I ain't going in there.
17:11Oh, no, it's nice!
17:13Sam, enter the lock-up.
17:15No!
17:19Nah, this has got to be a joke.
17:22Lock the door.
17:23You can't lock the door on me.
17:26That's...
17:26This isn't...
17:27Sam, you'll be frozen out of the game until further notice.
17:30No!
17:30Oh, my God.
17:31This is bad.
17:32This is the saddest thing I've ever seen.
17:38With Sam imprisoned and Lee back in the game,
17:41the cadets are still feeling the burn.
17:44No pain?
17:45No gain.
17:46How have they still got their arms in the air, by the way?
17:48I'm asking you a question.
17:49You've got no pain.
17:50No gain.
17:50How is Foxy still doing conversation?
17:52I know.
17:53So now the pressure is on Judy to try and win another £3,000 with her sabotage mission to catch
18:00Rhea in a trap.
18:01What's happening?
18:02We have recruited Lee.
18:04So now he is going to be our inside person.
18:08Oh, my.
18:09Yes.
18:09Okay.
18:10However, Sam has had repercussions to his actions.
18:13And he's now locked in the lock-up.
18:16To be fair, Judy, he went to boarding school.
18:18So I think he's actually okay.
18:22You've got to get them in this trap.
18:25You can do it, Judy.
18:30Judy, love.
18:31Good news.
18:32You can go.
18:32Go carefully.
18:34And complete this mission.
18:35Let's have it.
18:35Get caught.
18:38Yeah.
18:39Where is Rhea?
18:40My glutes are on fire.
18:42That's good.
18:43Good little workout.
18:45Come on.
18:47You've got this, Judy.
18:48Rhea is on her way.
18:49Come on.
18:50Just get back.
18:51Get back, Judy.
18:53Yeah, look at it.
18:55She's laid the bait.
18:56Laid the bait.
18:57Let's see if she gets it.
19:00Rhea's on her way.
19:02And go, go, go, go, go, go.
19:04Pull, pull, pull, pull.
19:05Go, go, go.
19:05Pull, Judy.
19:06Go.
19:07Pull it.
19:08Oh, no.
19:09Oh.
19:10Yes, yes, yes.
19:12You got it.
19:13You got it.
19:14Stay there, Judy.
19:15Stay there, stay there, stay there.
19:16Stay there, Judy.
19:16Don't move, don't move.
19:18I trapped her.
19:19I made it into a trap star.
19:21Yeah.
19:23Do it alone.
19:24Do it alone.
19:25Oh, my.
19:27Come on, Judy.
19:29No.
19:31No.
19:33I'm trapped.
19:35Rhea.
19:36Where are you?
19:38I'm trapped.
19:42Come on back, Jude.
19:45Come on back, Jude.
19:46Judy, if you could look slightly less like you've been hit by a car, that'd be absolutely fantastic.
19:51Insects.
19:53Come on, then.
19:54Let's get up here.
19:59Oh, my trousers are falling down.
20:01Fascinating.
20:02Oh, well done.
20:03You have a good break, Lee?
20:05Oh, it's lovely.
20:05Cheers.
20:06Yeah, I bet.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Yes, Foxy.
20:12Yeah.
20:13Oh, Judy.
20:14Yes, Judy.
20:16Well done, Judy.
20:18Well done.
20:19Oh, my God.
20:20You look the worst I've ever seen you.
20:23You somehow look like a bush, and you look like you've been dragged through a bush.
20:27My hair and make-up team are going to have a panic attack if they've seen you anymore.
20:32I feel like I can taste blood.
20:40So the game has been terminated early.
20:43This blue team, one of your team members has been compromised.
20:47Rhea, where are you?
20:49Get over here, then.
20:50Come on, let's go.
20:51Oh, Rhea, are you okay, Rhea?
20:52I'm so sorry.
20:53I was trapped.
20:55That was you.
20:55Well done, lad.
20:58I now declare the blue team the losers.
21:04It's all right.
21:05Oh, look at Lee.
21:07Look at Lee's face.
21:08Yes.
21:09Hey, guys.
21:10Red team, you are the winners.
21:12Nice.
21:13Yay.
21:13I can't clap.
21:15Right, blue team.
21:16Two of you tonight are going to be sleeping out in the woods.
21:19You're going to have to build your own tent, and you're going to be eating rations, and
21:24it isn't going to be a nice night at all.
21:26Oh.
21:28Right, the two people that are staying out here tonight are Melissa and Rhea.
21:36I'm going for the team.
21:37It's nice to have a company of Melissa, but I do feel a little bit guilty.
21:40Your tent is at the bottom of the woods.
21:42I suggest you start thinking about how you're going to improve tomorrow, because that was
21:49absolutely pathetic.
21:50And you know when someone's sleeping in a tent, I feel like it's ripe for sabotage.
21:56Yeah!
21:59Celebrities.
21:59Here we go.
22:00Here are your next sabotage missions.
22:03Joel and GK.
22:04Oh!
22:05You must disturb Rhea and Melissa's sleep by collapsing their tent, dressed as badgers.
22:12What?
22:12No.
22:13What?
22:13Do you need a third badger?
22:15No, we don't need a third badger.
22:18Gus, posing as security.
22:20Security.
22:21You must shut down the cadets' overnight stay in the woods.
22:26Each mission is worth £3,000.
22:28Wow.
22:29So there is £6,000 up for grabs.
22:32Just quickly, though.
22:33Badgers.
22:34Badgers.
22:34They stink.
22:35Right.
22:36Badger.
22:37Yeah.
22:38Security guard.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Yeah.
22:39Let's get shaved.
22:40All right.
22:46As night falls over the manor house, and with the final missions of the day set, Rhea and
22:52Melissa are unaware of the wild night that awaits them.
22:55That'll stay.
22:56That's fine.
23:03Hey-oh.
23:04Oh, wow.
23:05Oh, my God.
23:06We have badges, man.
23:07I'll be honest, you can see very little.
23:09Oh, my God.
23:10Oh, wow.
23:11Take it off.
23:13Take it off.
23:15Take it off.
23:16Take it off.
23:17Take it off.
23:17Oh, my God.
23:18Oh, my God.
23:19He's so dumb.
23:20Take that from the end today.
23:22No.
23:23I want you to seize this moment and get that mula.
23:26So, fundamentally, these two are mashing up tents, and I'm telling them, get out of here.
23:32Dab it's hard.
23:32Oh, my God.
23:33Let's get out there.
23:38We deserve a sleep.
23:39I can't wait to take my shoes off.
23:41You on the light, Clev?
23:43I can see you guys trying.
23:45Guys, are you okay?
23:46Because you're walking really funny.
23:48It's hot.
23:49Okay, be careful out there, guys.
23:51Oh, Joe, there's steps.
23:55Yeah, and it's about embracing it at the end of the day.
23:58Mm-hmm.
23:58What we've learned skills today that we didn't know.
24:02Guys, the ladies are still up.
24:04Just bear that in mind.
24:05Well, they're definitely going to be wide awake when they open their tent and they see two massive badgers.
24:11That is absolutely terrifying.
24:14That is like a horror movie.
24:16You've got to collapse that tent for three grand.
24:18Movers are set, you two.
24:20Let's go.
24:20Badgers work together.
24:22Come on, get in there.
24:26Come on, come on, come on, guys.
24:28Oh, my God, they're on top of the tent.
24:32Stand by.
24:34Three, two, one.
24:38Go, collapse that tent.
24:40Run!
24:41Run, run, run, run!
24:43Oh, my God.
24:47Hide, hide, hide, quick, quick, quick!
24:51How did that happen?
24:52What?
24:53How did that happen?
24:54No idea.
24:58Are you all right?
25:00Yeah, no, I'm fine, Ben.
25:01Stay there, you two.
25:03Get down.
25:04Ben, sorry.
25:05Do you want me to decide?
25:06I don't know.
25:07This is intense.
25:10No, no, it's intense.
25:12Shut up, Joe.
25:13Gaz?
25:14Yep?
25:14Shut that campsite down for another three grand.
25:18This is it.
25:19Mate, he's pulling up, he's pulling up, he's pulling up.
25:21You need to change your accent.
25:22That's fine, Stephen.
25:23All right, no problem, buddy.
25:24Understood, understood.
25:25Yeah, no problem.
25:27Hello, ladies.
25:28How are you?
25:28You OK?
25:28Hello.
25:29Imran, head of security.
25:31You all right?
25:32I've heard you've had a bit of an issue.
25:33What's going on here?
25:34I would tend to help now.
25:35I don't want to alarm you.
25:37Yeah.
25:37But basically, we've got them on CCTV,
25:41and they're very, very aggressive badges.
25:45No.
25:45Sounds absolutely mad.
25:47You're lying.
25:48No, I'm not lying.
25:48So, I would feel better...
25:51With us saying not in here, please?
25:52I don't mind saying you.
25:54Not if they're badges.
25:57What is wrong with this woman wanting to stay?
26:00Can you not hear that behind you?
26:02Because genuinely...
26:03I can hear it.
26:04Guys, be quiet.
26:05They're saying they can hear.
26:06Oh, God, ladies, ladies.
26:08No.
26:08I'm not looking about here.
26:10Oh, God.
26:11Ladies, we've got scratch marks here as well.
26:14No, God, you're going to.
26:16Are you messing around?
26:18Less than least.
26:18I'm sorry, I wouldn't be messing around here.
26:20No, are you being genuine?
26:22I'm being...
26:22I'm absolutely being genuine.
26:24Mum's life it right now.
26:24Oh, he's got a big badger...
26:26Swear on me mum's life.
26:28Oh, my God, no.
26:29Peace.
26:30No, I'm going to end up sobbing.
26:33Girls, if you don't feel safe...
26:35I don't feel, like, in any way, shape or form right now safe.
26:39This is a test.
26:41What are the chances of a tent fall now?
26:43It's easy.
26:44Easy.
26:46Boy, Ria was not having it.
26:47Ladies, I'm sorry, but I have to make the right call.
26:49You're not...
26:50No, 100%.
26:51I get it.
26:56Oh, my God!
26:58Are you all right?
26:59I'm all right.
27:00Sorry, I just fell down.
27:01Why'd you hold?
27:08HQ alert.
27:09Celebrities, your first day of sabotaging is over.
27:13You've added £12,000 to the Cadet's prize pot.
27:18Sam, your punishment is over, and you can now leave the lock-up.
27:23Yeah!
27:25Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging to come tomorrow.
27:29Oh, yeah!
27:30Oh, wonderful.
27:31Well done, everyone.
27:32Do you think we have to sleep in this?
27:43So far on Celebrity Sabotage, Sam got captured...
27:48Are you Sam Thompson?
27:49And the celebs have added £12,000 to the Cadet's prize pot.
27:53But with a brand-new day comes brand-new sabotages.
27:58There you do.
28:00Yes!
28:00We're free!
28:01Come on!
28:02Oh, man.
28:03We are back.
28:04I love it in here.
28:05I'm back in the game, baby.
28:07Yeah, yeah, you're out of jail.
28:09Here he is!
28:12Yeah, no!
28:14No!
28:16Oh, my God!
28:19How are you?
28:21I've never been stopped in a great way.
28:23I've never been stopped in my tracks so quickly in my life.
28:26I've really been looking forward to coming in and seeing you all far from him.
28:29No!
28:30Don't say that.
28:31I've missed you so much.
28:32If I was to put money on someone messing up...
28:36Well...
28:37Your money's in the same place, then.
28:38I know, yeah.
28:39So, how are they?
28:40How are the Cadets?
28:41I don't understand how they're not suspicious.
28:44So, we've got Lee on side.
28:46He's on our team now, do you think he's going to do the job well?
28:48Yeah, I think of all of them, he's probably the best one for that.
28:51I've got to get going, because I've got to set up this next challenge.
28:53But you've got to...
28:54Snap him out!
28:54Well played.
29:04Morning, Cadets.
29:04How did we all sleep?
29:05Very well.
29:06Here we go.
29:08Lee, did you sleep like a baby?
29:10I slept like a baby, sir.
29:11It's because he's got inside knowledge.
29:13That is our boy, Lee.
29:15Right, it's time to welcome back our losers.
29:17Go over here, come on.
29:19Let's see whether Melissa tells them that she was really scared.
29:22Right, ladies, I hear you escaped your night in the woods last night.
29:26Yes, sir.
29:26What happened?
29:27The tent collapsing on us.
29:29Hang on a minute, it collapsed, which means you didn't build it properly.
29:32Oh, a bit of gaslighting.
29:34But it fell down for a specific reason, sir.
29:36What was that specific reason?
29:37We had a large variety of badgers around us, sir.
29:41Oh.
29:43They're going to leave his eyes.
29:45They're going to leave.
29:45What?
29:47Foxy's doing so well.
29:49He is.
29:49So you sacked it off for a bit of dodgy wildlife.
29:53We did ask to put the tent back up, didn't we?
29:55You wanted to stay back out.
29:56We were.
29:57We were prepared to.
29:57Absolutely.
29:58Liar.
29:59You're a liar with us, sir.
30:00Yes, Jonathan.
30:02Anyway, all right, enough of that.
30:03There's no escaping what I've got in store for you today.
30:07Because next up is the raft race.
30:10Working in your teams, you'll be going head-to-head on this obstacle course.
30:16Every time you run this course, you'll collect a different piece of the raft.
30:21Once your raft is assembled, you will then collect your named flags and race across the lake.
30:27The first team, across that finish line, will obviously win the challenge.
30:32Do you all understand?
30:34Yes, sir.
30:34This is going to give us so many opportunities to sabotage.
30:38Yeah.
30:38Look at the amount of hiding places there are.
30:40This is coming from a man who got caught yesterday.
30:42Caught yesterday.
30:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
30:44We can't just keep ringing things up from the past like that.
30:46That's how relationships end.
30:47That was yesterday.
30:47No, but you guys are a family.
30:49This is what happens in family.
30:51It's going to keep going up over and over again.
30:56Celebrities, the cadets have been set their second challenge, so it's time for more sabotaging.
31:02Come on.
31:04Judy, you will stay in Mission HQ as Mission Commander.
31:08Joel, Guz, GK and Sam, collect your disguises, conceal yourselves around the assault course,
31:16and await further instruction.
31:19And remember...
31:20Don't get caught!
31:22Unless you're Sam, in which case, yeah.
31:26I love it.
31:27You're a real family.
31:27It's a real family.
31:28This is a real family.
31:34Oh, look at you.
31:38Big reveal.
31:39Woo!
31:40You're dressed and ready to attack.
31:43This is just not what I expect.
31:45I thought it was going to be in a ghillie suit.
31:46Look at my toes.
31:48Oh, no.
31:49We can't have that.
31:50Right, is everyone ready?
31:53Let's go.
31:53Let's roll out.
31:54Roll out.
31:54Roll out.
31:55Roll out.
31:55Roll out.
31:56The teacher in school will never roll with scissors.
31:59Go.
32:00The celebrities will make their way from HQ to the assault course.
32:04They will be each stationed at a different obstacle.
32:07Joel will be by the cargo net.
32:08Wavy hand.
32:10GK at the raft building.
32:11Should have gone for a way.
32:12Guz under the rope climb.
32:14Some people, they can't pull it off.
32:15Look at this, Judy.
32:16And Sam by the lake.
32:18The celebrities are now ready and set to sabotage the cadets raft challenge.
32:26Cadets, are you ready?
32:28Yes, sir.
32:30Yeah, oh, my God.
32:30I love this.
32:31I need you all like cold springs.
32:34What does that mean?
32:35I don't know, GK.
32:37That's fair enough.
32:37It sounded good, though.
32:39These guys are ready, man.
32:43Head and go, head and go.
32:44All right, then, let's move.
32:47Mission alert.
32:48Mission alert, guys.
32:50Joel, you must knock the red team's cargo nets together so that when Belinda is crawling
32:55through, she gets stuck at the end.
32:58Okay.
32:58All right, hurry up.
32:59This mission is worth £3,000.
33:02Wow.
33:03I am ready.
33:04Joel, Melissa's about to go past you.
33:07You're going to have about 30 seconds to do this.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:11Go on, then, let's go.
33:12Hold on, hold on.
33:14My God, this is so scary.
33:16Joel, go, go, go, go, go.
33:17Now.
33:19Let's go, Belinda.
33:20Come on, then, hurry up, Belinda.
33:40Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
33:53Come on, let's go.
33:55Oh, that was close, that was close.
33:57Let's see if Belinda gets trapped.
34:00Oh, shaking.
34:01Did you do enough?
34:02No, I didn't.
34:04Go on, then, what's going on here?
34:05Oh, come on, girl, get stuck.
34:07Try and work it out.
34:08You've been outsmarted by a paddle.
34:10Is she going to get through?
34:12Hold on.
34:14Oh, no.
34:20So, whatever it is, Joel's mission's been failed.
34:23No.
34:27Come on, then, hurry up.
34:28What's going on here?
34:30Joel, go to HQ now.
34:32Run, run to HQ, Joel.
34:33Let's go before they turn around.
34:36Come on, Chris, keep that lead open as quick as we can.
34:41Come on, then, catch up.
34:43Get in, get in, get in, get in.
34:48Oh, no, I don't.
34:51They're gaining on you.
34:52Let's go.
34:53I only had a chance to do one knot,
34:55and I would have had to do at least five to catch her.
34:57That's a hard one.
34:59Invest in tactics, Lee.
35:00Use in your head there, I see.
35:02Mission alert.
35:03Whoa, new mission alert.
35:04What have we got?
35:05What have we got?
35:05Gus.
35:07While Blue Team Cadet Moses is attempting the rope climb,
35:10you must cut his rope and make him fall to the ground.
35:17This mission is worth 3,000 pounds.
35:20Come on, Gus.
35:22Yeah, but how do I know Moses is going over to A3?
35:24I can't see that.
35:24We'll let you know, man.
35:25We are your eyes.
35:27We are your ears.
35:28Get those shears ready.
35:30Come on.
35:31Come on, Moses.
35:32Let's go.
35:33Get ready, get ready, get ready, get ready.
35:35Get ready.
35:36This is your chance, Gus.
35:38Is he not supposed to cut?
35:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
35:40Should he cut it now?
35:41Ready?
35:41Ready?
35:43Cut.
35:43Cut, cut, cut.
35:48I'm so annoyed I did it too early, man.
35:50Get down.
35:51Get down.
35:54Use the other rope.
35:55What's happened?
35:57Cut the other one.
35:58Cut the other one.
35:58Cut the other one.
35:58Cut the other one.
35:59Cut, cut, cut, cut.
36:02Come on, then.
36:02Let's get up there.
36:03You're slipping, bro.
36:05I should have waited until he was, like, at the top.
36:07No, he cut it.
36:09What's going on?
36:11That's what's going on.
36:12Let's go.
36:13Look.
36:14What?
36:15There's no ropes.
36:17Both ropes have fallen off now.
36:18All right, run around it, then.
36:19Come on, then.
36:19Let's go.
36:20Oh, my God.
36:21It's coming around the side.
36:23What the hell?
36:23Have you broken my obstacle?
36:25I'm too strong.
36:26Too strong, my arse.
36:31Come on.
36:32Come on.
36:34Man, we're doing bad.
36:35It's been a hard one.
36:36We're not really outside people, are we?
36:38Mm-mm.
36:40Come on, hurry up.
36:41Let's go.
36:41Come on.
36:43Let's get through it.
36:45Barrel elapses obstacle here.
36:46Come on, let's go.
36:48We're going.
36:49Miles behind.
36:52Mission alert.
36:53Here we go.
36:54GK.
36:55Once the red team have collected all their barrels, sabotage them by pushing them all down
37:00the hill.
37:01I love this.
37:02This mission is worth £4,000.
37:05Oh, fuck.
37:07What are all his barrels on?
37:08Lee is the one running so we can use him as an insider, GK.
37:13Yeah.
37:13Let's do this.
37:15I shouldn't have eaten lunch.
37:20Oh, OK, wait.
37:21Where's Lee?
37:22Lee's on his way to you now, GK.
37:26Lee.
37:27Lee.
37:27Put the stick down.
37:29Go, go.
37:29Intercept.
37:30Intercept him.
37:30Lee.
37:31Lee.
37:31Lee.
37:31Get those barrels and push them down a hill.
37:34Don't let anyone else see you.
37:36Go, go, go.
37:37Hurry up.
37:37Do it as well, GK.
37:38Help him.
37:39Help him, GK.
37:40Help him.
37:40I'm off.
37:42Go, go, go.
37:43Go 30 seconds, GK.
37:45Oh, my God.
37:47Come on then, Melissa.
37:48Let's get this next bit done quickly.
37:50Follow him down the hill.
37:51Go, Lee.
37:52Down the hill.
37:52Keep going.
37:53It's not done.
37:54Come on then, through the net.
37:56Down the hill, like really far.
37:57Down the hill, like really far.
37:59I'm trying, guys.
38:01Come on, let's go.
38:02Straight onto the next bit of equipment.
38:05GK, hide.
38:05We're just going to see you.
38:07Let's go.
38:07Come on.
38:09Hide.
38:09Hide.
38:09Hide, GK.
38:11Oh, then, let's go.
38:13Oh, my God.
38:14Get back in.
38:15Get back in, GK.
38:16What do you mean, get back home?
38:17Come on then, hurry up.
38:18Let's catch it up.
38:20Get in, GK.
38:21GK, your feet.
38:22Quick.
38:23Oh.
38:32Come on then, hurry up.
38:34Let's catch it up.
38:35Get in, GK.
38:36GK, your feet.
38:38Quick.
38:38Oh.
38:38Oh.
38:44Yeah.
38:44Woo!
38:45Yes, guys.
38:46Yeah.
38:48Oh, God.
38:49This is intense.
38:50Right, let's go then.
38:51Come on, hurry up.
38:52Hurry up.
38:52Come on, let's go.
38:53Let's go.
38:53Let's go.
38:54Stop building then.
38:55Let's start building.
38:56Go, go, go.
38:57Go, go, go.
38:57It's not over.
38:57Yeah, let's go.
38:58It's traffic.
38:59Guys, get yourself back to HQ.
39:01Run, run, run.
39:04This man is not running.
39:06He's not a running guy.
39:10Have you got the barrels?
39:11Where are you going?
39:13Look at Belinda.
39:14She's like, where's the barrels?
39:15Where is it?
39:16There should be four of them.
39:17There should be four.
39:19Come on.
39:19Hurry up.
39:20What's going on here?
39:21We haven't got the barrels.
39:21Where's our barrels?
39:22Lee is playing this nice.
39:24I put the barrel right in the middle,
39:26but when it came round again,
39:27it had gone.
39:28It vanished.
39:29Why don't we look?
39:30We're on a hill.
39:31Barrels are round.
39:32Put them down.
39:32Put them down.
39:33Put them down there.
39:33They're down there.
39:34I'm quite suspicious of Foxy.
39:35I think that he might have rolled our barrels down the hill.
39:38You've got an advantage here.
39:40Let's use it.
39:41Girls, can I come back to HQ?
39:43Keep going, team.
39:45OK, GK, they're facing the other way.
39:47Go, go, go, go, go, go.
39:48I'm stuck.
39:49True.
39:50Quicker, GK.
39:51Would you go quicker?
39:51I'm a bit sapbroward.
39:53You do look like a shaman right now.
39:55He does look like a proper spiritualist.
39:57Proper shaman.
39:58Put an incense stick.
40:00Come on, blue team.
40:00Hey, Mario, this is painful to watch.
40:03Come on, it's got to be tight.
40:05Mission alert.
40:08Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.
40:12Sam, you must sabotage the blue team by sinking their raft.
40:16This mission is worth 5,000 pounds.
40:20Oh, my God.
40:20Five big ones.
40:22How do you sink a raft?
40:23I'd say probably there might be some sort of plugs that you can pull out.
40:29Unscrew the plugs on the barrel so the water goes in.
40:32Yeah, something like that.
40:33Also, what about, like, the ropes that are going over the top?
40:36I'll loosen one of them.
40:37Sam, we need this badly.
40:40Jude, we're doing it.
40:41Look, look.
40:42No one will know.
40:44Nice.
40:44Yeah, nice.
40:46Done.
40:47Done.
40:47Yeah.
40:47Done.
40:47Woo!
40:48Woo!
40:52Let's go.
40:52Get up their flags so the lake race can begin.
40:57That's him standing in front of them.
40:59Sam, just this is fun to me.
41:01Just tap Foxy on the butt.
41:07It just walked off.
41:09All right, let's go and get the flags.
41:11Hurry up.
41:12Let's go.
41:13Hurry up.
41:14Okay, Sam, you need to get in the water now.
41:16Get in the water.
41:18Get in there.
41:18He's got it again.
41:21Get in the water.
41:22There's no one there.
41:23He's getting in.
41:24He's getting in.
41:24Sabotage, sabotage, sabotage.
41:27Great work, Sam.
41:29Sabotage in plain sight.
41:30Some of you.
41:31Keep looking.
41:32I find one.
41:32Keep looking, look.
41:33It's blue.
41:34Yes, Sam.
41:35Yes, Sam.
41:36I can't see any.
41:38Keep going, Sam.
41:38You got this.
41:39Keep going.
41:40Oh, he's going, Sam.
41:42He's doing all the little bits of stuff.
41:45He's unscrewing it all.
41:46Here, look.
41:46I find another one.
41:50Yes, they're pretty loose.
41:52Run back to the raft.
41:53I found it.
41:54Right, tell him to get out there.
41:55They're coming back.
41:56They are coming back.
41:57They're coming back.
41:58Get out.
41:59Tell him to get out.
42:02Hurry up.
42:03Let's get over it.
42:04Okay, come back to the HQ, man.
42:06He told him to go.
42:08Let's get on the raft.
42:11Really?
42:12Hurry up.
42:12The geese are faster than you lot.
42:14Okay.
42:15Let's go.
42:18Oh, open the door.
42:20Over the door.
42:20He's back.
42:21Right, let's go.
42:22Come on, hurry up.
42:22Right, let me go.
42:24Come on, Blue Team.
42:25Hurry up.
42:25Push outside.
42:26Push outside you.
42:27I'm pushing.
42:28We're sinking, by the way.
42:30Guys, they're sinking.
42:31Look.
42:32Let's go straight down.
42:33Sam.
42:34They're sinking.
42:34Sam, come in.
42:35Sam, quick.
42:36They're sinking.
42:38Sam.
42:38Why's it sinking?
42:39Why's it sinking?
42:40Blue Team, what is going on?
42:42We're sinking.
42:43Ken, what do you want me to do about it?
42:46Zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing, zing.
42:49Oh, I don't want to lose weight.
42:51Yeah.
42:52What the hell's going on over there?
42:55The barrels are filled with water.
42:57What, have you built a raft or a submarine?
42:59What are you doing?
43:00The barrels are filled with water.
43:03Sounds like a you problem.
43:04Ha, ha, ha, ha.
43:06Look at Moses.
43:08Ah.
43:10Go, Richie.
43:13Come on, let's go.
43:15I ain't doing this.
43:16I ain't doing this.
43:16I'm going up.
43:17Look, he's tapped out.
43:18He's tapped out.
43:19Do you want to swim?
43:20Woo.
43:20Come on, let's go.
43:21You all can go if you want.
43:22I'm not going.
43:24No.
43:24Go on, Ria.
43:25Go on, Ria.
43:26Go on, Ria.
43:27Go on, Ria.
43:27Go on, Ria.
43:29Moses is livid.
43:30We've torn the team apart.
43:32Woo.
43:35Well, that's it.
43:35Red team are the winners.
43:37Yeah.
43:40Clue, what happened there?
43:42Do you know what?
43:42We tried the best.
43:43The barrels were up with water.
43:44There's nothing we can do.
43:45Woo.
43:45We smashed it.
43:47Yeah.
43:47The barrels going down.
43:49We were so close.
43:50We were ahead.
43:51And when it went down, I sucked.
43:53I'm fuming.
43:54They don't expect a thing.
43:56Right, that's the end of the challenge.
43:57Get yourselves cleaned up.
43:58Very soon, I will announce who is the ultimate survivor.
44:06With their challenges complete, the cadets now assemble for one final time as Jason Fox
44:12reveals who is the ultimate survivor.
44:14Or so they think.
44:16Your time on SOS, survive or surrender has come to an end.
44:22But there can be only one ultimate survivor.
44:28And that person is...
44:36What is that?
44:41Go, let's go, let's go.
44:44Woo!
44:45What is going on?
44:54Oh, someone's fallen out.
44:57Right, noise down.
44:58Face your front.
45:00Oi, shush.
45:12Cadets, you look confused.
45:14And you should be.
45:16Take a look at this.
45:24Pop the bucket.
45:26Pop the bucket.
45:26I knew it!
45:30I can't believe this.
45:32I'm in shock.
45:35That's insanity, Judy.
45:37You've got to get them in this trap.
45:53Go, go, go, go, go, go.
45:54Get those barrels down the hill.
45:56Sabotage, sabotage, sabotage.
45:58I knew it!
45:59I was raging.
46:01Great work, Sam.
46:03Get out, Timster, get out.
46:04That's crazy.
46:06Let's sink it.
46:08The barrels are filled with water!
46:11Are you all confused?
46:13Yes, sir.
46:14Well, I'll clear a few things up for you.
46:16Causing all of that utter carnage was...
46:18Joel Dominic.
46:19Joel Dominic.
46:20Joel Dominic.
46:20Joel Dominic.
46:21E.K. Barry.
46:23Sam Thompson.
46:25Go!
46:26Judy Love.
46:28And Gus Garth.
46:31Yes, we were set secret missions to cause chaos
46:34and sabotage all of your challenges.
46:38I can't believe it.
46:39I'm mortified.
46:39No way.
46:40I am.
46:41One of you actually caught me.
46:43Lee!
46:44It was you!
46:46And he's been helping ever since.
46:49Lee, everybody!
46:51Yeah, Lee!
46:52But guys, every mission that we sabotaged successfully,
46:56we were building up a prize pot for all of you to share.
47:00Oh!
47:00Oh, my God!
47:02As a result, you have accumulated a pot of 21,000 British pounds,
47:09which means that's three and a half bags each, ladies and gentlemen.
47:13How about that?
47:14I'll tell you that.
47:15I'll tell you that.
47:16Congratulations, cadets.
47:18And thank you so much for taking part in celebrity sabotage.
47:23Yeah!
47:24Well done, guys.
47:26Come on in.
47:28Well done, sir.
47:30Well done.
47:31I didn't even suspect Lee.
47:33That's the one that's really killing me.
47:35But, wow.
47:37Lee was offered to take money and leave you those, and he said no.
47:40When they announced it was all for a good reason, I think they were quite happy that I did it.
47:44You're a brilliant recruit.
47:46Thank you, everybody.
47:47I tested myself.
47:48I pushed all my boundaries.
47:49I faced all my fears.
47:51So, to win three and a half thousand, it's like, wow.
47:53So great.
47:53Next time on Celebrity Sabotage.
47:59Even me, she can't believe it.
48:01Welcome to the perfect pooch.
48:04Oh, wow.
48:09Oh, no.
48:11There's a man in the book.
48:13Oh, my God.
48:14Code Red.
48:15No.
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