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00:00:30We can't wait for that long.
00:00:31He'll take a look at that time.
00:00:32They'll take care of wearing them.
00:00:33Now they're going to have a look even faster.
00:00:35I'm not trying to buy a pair of gold.
00:00:37It's like that!
00:00:38I'm going to get the power of that gold.
00:00:41I want to be our own.
00:00:43I'm not going to be here!
00:00:44I'm going to be here!
00:00:45I'm going to be here now.
00:00:46Why?
00:00:47Let's go to the car.
00:00:48Let's go.
00:00:53I'm going to be here.
00:00:54Let's go.
00:00:58Oh my god, I'm a little tired.
00:01:07My brother, can you drink water?
00:01:09My brother!
00:01:11He's 26 years old!
00:01:12I've been drinking my water.
00:01:14How did you drink it?
00:01:15It's okay, my brother.
00:01:26My brother, I'm a little tired.
00:01:31I'm a little tired.
00:01:33You can get a full-time discount on your phone, and you can get a full-time discount on your
00:01:35phone.
00:01:36The next item is 10.
00:01:39The system...
00:01:40I'm going to turn off?
00:01:43Let's go for 20 minutes.
00:01:45I'm going to go to the bathroom and eat food.
00:01:55It's only $3.
00:01:57I can't even buy a cup of coffee.
00:02:05Uh, that's... we're not gonna have a lunch.
00:02:08Can we see if we can...
00:02:09Let's check out the options for the investment of the潜力女神, Tyn Tyn.
00:02:12Is it possible to invest in the investment?
00:02:14How much?
00:02:1610... 10.
00:02:18Let's go for a cup of tea and we'll have to eat.
00:02:24We have 10% of the attack.
00:02:25Congratulations to the 100 yen.
00:02:27We can save you all in your account.
00:02:29Thank you, my brother.
00:02:30Thank you, my brother.
00:02:32谢谢大哥
00:02:33谢谢大哥
00:02:34卖草
00:02:34这系统是真的
00:02:35花钱真的报复啊
00:02:37真的是这块精神小妹
00:02:38这简直是
00:02:40你老天爷送我的踢管机啊
00:02:46大哥
00:02:47来一根不
00:02:50抽我的吧
00:02:52
00:02:55臭你哥
00:02:56你竟然是滑的
00:02:58大哥你真敞亮
00:02:59小兄弟挺有钱
00:03:02I can't take them out.
00:03:05I'm so happy.
00:03:07I'm going to see you in the dark.
00:03:09Why don't you bring me back to you?
00:03:13I'll help you.
00:03:13Look, you're not sure.
00:03:15You're not sure you're going to make your car?
00:03:17No, you're not sure you're going to have a drink.
00:03:19Who's going to drink a drink?
00:03:20You're not sure?
00:03:23You're not sure you're...
00:03:23I'm not sure you're going to drink it.
00:03:24You're not sure you're going to make your wife's wife.
00:03:26You're not sure you're going to die.
00:03:30You're not sure you're going to drink it.
00:03:31You're not sure.
00:03:32What a nice thing.
00:03:34You're not sure you're going to drink that drink.
00:03:35Yes, you're going to drink a drink.
00:03:38What do you want to drink?
00:03:38A drink.
00:03:41Oh, I'm not sure you're drinking a drink.
00:03:43That's so cool.
00:03:44You're going to drink a drink.
00:03:46I'll bring you to drink a drink.
00:03:47I have so many sisters.
00:03:48You look so good.
00:03:50I'm going to give you a drink.
00:03:52I'll give you a drink.
00:03:53Let's try it.
00:03:58What's the next one?
00:04:01What's the fuck?
00:04:02Oh, my God.
00:04:04How do you feel?
00:04:06Oh.
00:04:07Oh.
00:04:08I'm telling you.
00:04:09We're three sisters in the big deal.
00:04:12It's a good thing.
00:04:13Do you feel good?
00:04:14That's right.
00:04:16That's right.
00:04:16The man who's always watching me.
00:04:19He's always trying to catch me.
00:04:21He's just trying to hit me.
00:04:25He's going to hit me.
00:04:26Oh, I'm not afraid of a woman, but I'm sorry for a big man.
00:04:31Hey, you're not going to be a gay man.
00:04:38What are you going to do in the future?
00:04:40You're not going to go to school.
00:04:42You're not going to be too late.
00:04:44What are you going to do in the future?
00:04:46Let's go and see.
00:04:48Hey, you're not going to laugh at me.
00:04:51This time, we're going to spend money.
00:04:53We're going to spend a lot of money.
00:04:54It's still a lot of money.
00:04:55What are you going to do in the future?
00:04:57You're not going to spend a lot of money.
00:05:04This is the perfect investment.
00:05:07The greatest investment in the future.
00:05:08The greatest investment in the future.
00:05:11The greatest investment in the future.
00:05:11All right.
00:05:15Let's go.
00:05:16Let's go.
00:05:17Let's go.
00:05:17Let's go.
00:05:18Let's go.
00:05:27Let's go.
00:05:30Let's go.
00:05:37Let's go.
00:05:39Let's go.
00:05:42I'm so rich!
00:05:43You're so rich.
00:05:45Don't you buy the most dry-duty food?
00:05:46You can buy some milk for your money.
00:05:49I'll buy the money for the next three times.
00:05:50You can buy a dry-duty fruit juice.
00:05:54The gold medal is a gold medal.
00:05:56You should pay $45.
00:05:57Your money will produce massive momentum.
00:05:59You can receive the reward for $1350.
00:06:02Let's go.
00:06:12You're my son.
00:06:14I've been so big and I've never eaten so much.
00:06:24You're my son.
00:06:28Don't be ashamed.
00:06:30That's right, my brother, put a link to it.
00:06:32If you have any problems, we'll be able to tell you.
00:06:36Who is the one?
00:06:46It's群鸣?
00:06:48Oh, my brother, you do us so good.
00:06:59It's not what we're looking for?
00:07:03Is it what we're looking for?
00:07:05Or is it what we're looking for?
00:07:07Or is it what we're looking for?
00:07:10Look at that.
00:07:11Look at that.
00:07:12Look at that.
00:07:16It's not easy.
00:07:17It's all out there.
00:07:18If you're out there, you can help.
00:07:20You can help.
00:07:21It's okay.
00:07:22It's just one thing.
00:07:26I started to talk to myself.
00:07:28I'm not sure how to talk to myself.
00:07:30I'm not sure how to talk to myself.
00:07:32I'm listening to you.
00:07:34You're still a mess.
00:07:39We're a mess.
00:07:40We're a mess.
00:07:41We're a mess.
00:07:44You're not so much.
00:07:44But...
00:07:45...
00:07:46...
00:07:46...
00:07:47...
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00:07:52Let's try it.
00:07:55What is this?
00:07:56Is this what I'm supposed to do?
00:07:58No, no.
00:08:00It's in the car.
00:08:06Look how you scared me.
00:08:08My brother, I'm playing with you.
00:08:12Are you kidding me?
00:08:34You can't hear me!
00:08:36There's a hazard Cellular.
00:08:37It's aμέran.
00:08:38My head's not working.
00:08:40Oh, my goodness.
00:08:47You can't hear me!
00:08:47It's a bad character.
00:08:48I'm not screaming!
00:08:50You can't hear me!
00:08:50I'm completely upset.
00:08:51My body is really a bad person.
00:08:53My...
00:08:54My...
00:08:54My...
00:08:56No, no, no, no.
00:08:58It's about to reach the end of the end of the station,
00:09:00the road of the car station.
00:09:01Please do your best to prepare yourself for your own car.
00:09:05Please!
00:09:05I'm going to get to the end of the car!
00:09:07You're going to get to the end of the car!
00:09:19Let's go.
00:09:21Let's go.
00:09:22You have to go to the PIN line.
00:09:27Yes.
00:09:29It's too expensive.
00:09:30Let's go.
00:09:32Go.
00:09:34Go.
00:09:37Go.
00:09:45Go to the PIN line.
00:09:50触发十倍暴击反例。大哥
00:09:53,我们快到了。就前面网吧就行。网吧
00:09:54?不回家吗?我们不回家。我们都是留守儿童
00:10:08,家里一年到头都没人。我们准备去前面的网吧待着。再怎么样
00:10:11,我先帮你们找个地方住下。
00:10:20大哥,我们没钱住宾馆。不过我知道个地方
00:10:23,特便宜。一天只要二十五
00:10:26,我们去那儿就行。行
00:10:30,带路吧。
00:10:42老板娘,谢客了。又是你们三个。怎么着
00:10:45?在外面混不下去了。妈的
00:10:47,你嘴巴放干净点。老娘有钱住店
00:10:53,你送上门的生意都不做。还有脸说有钱
00:10:54?你就是差我钱了。
00:10:57前几个月你们跑路的时候,四天的房费还没结呢。忘了。怎么
00:11:02?拿不出来?不好意思,我这儿可不做中电房的生意。住不起
00:11:09,就滚蛋。大哥
00:11:17,我们走吧。去网吧。
00:11:18一天二十五是吧?是的
00:11:22,一天二十五
00:11:23,先给钱后拿钥匙
00:11:27,少一分都不行。嗯,一个月多少钱
00:11:30?啥?一个月
00:11:39?你说啥
00:11:40?一个月?一天二十五
00:11:43,一个月七百五
00:11:44,加上欠款一百
00:11:45,总共八百五十元。
00:11:47扫这个行不?微信到账八百五十元。可以了吧
00:11:59?可以,可以,稍等啊,帅哥。走吧
00:12:11,进房间去。
00:12:15大哥牛饭。大哥
00:12:21,你太帅了。大哥
00:12:24,你真好。行了
00:12:26,快带路
00:12:35,看看房间。大哥,
00:12:40你和我说实话。是不是看上我们姐妹哪个了
00:12:41?你人这么好,我们直接跟你回家都行。我没意见。想多了。就是觉得你们挺有意思
00:12:59,顺手帮一把。
00:13:00宅宅,你到哪儿了
00:13:08?你表哥白剑来咱们家做客了。我得回家一趟了。大哥
00:13:09,不多待会儿啊。嗯,家里有些事,你们赶紧休息吧。
00:13:17嗯,嗯
00:13:21,嗯
00:13:25,投资目标陈婷婷
00:13:26,清心执政二十,当前五十进来。本次投资总金额八百五十元
00:13:30,出发十倍暴及伞利。恭喜做主顾的伞利
00:13:38,八千五百元。几分钟和八千五
00:13:39?这特别才叫实务?我动了三万块的班
00:13:42,谁爱上谁上了?老板,
00:13:45I hope that you have to be removed from the other side of my life.
00:13:57We're back.
00:13:59Come on.
00:14:00It's cold.
00:14:01We're back.
00:14:03We're back.
00:14:03It's been a long time ago.
00:14:04You're still習慣 at this small town?
00:14:07You're dirty.
00:14:09I'm sorry.
00:14:11Don't worry about it.
00:14:11I'm going to pay for a year.
00:14:14I'm going to pay for a year.
00:14:15Mom, this is for you.
00:14:18What are you doing?
00:14:19Why are you paying so expensive?
00:14:21I'm going to buy so many good things.
00:14:25I'm going to buy a house.
00:14:26I'll take it back.
00:14:27I'm going to buy a house?
00:14:28You're a working worker.
00:14:32You're not going to work out.
00:14:34You're going to be a good job.
00:14:36You're going to read so many books.
00:14:38one thousand instead.
00:14:45Take care.
00:14:50Nice!
00:14:50Did you pay $8,000?
00:14:52I thought you'll take a post?
00:14:53You didn't even pay because of that?
00:14:53You are paying so long.我
00:14:55dass I get paid for this money ông
00:14:58,我辞职了
00:15:04.我说 eth... In the汉婆
00:15:06so far home
00:15:08跟着哥干 保证你吃香的喝辣的
00:15:11魔都的节奏太快了 我也呆腻了
00:15:13而且我现在有其他工作 一天不费啥功夫就能赚挺多的
00:15:17小李 别捣腾别的了 明天就来我工地报到
00:15:21你这身高打回肯定有劲 嫌我开八千少啊 年轻人别好高无远
00:15:26钱不是大风夸来的
00:15:28那倒不是 主要是那工作挣不了几个钱
00:15:31辛辛苦苦干一个月 加上补贴也就两三万
00:15:35还不如我这两天随便捣腾一下赚得多
00:15:39对了 表哥 刚才进楼时看到一辆三系 好像是七年前的款式
00:15:45那是你的车 可别被人当新车坑了
00:15:49那玩意儿 现在也就只几万块
00:15:51你 我公司还有点事 我先走了
00:16:02遇到难回答的问题又沉默了 走也不说把你弄脏的地脱了
00:16:05妈 这钱是我跟着老师做互联网项目的分红 正经项目
00:16:09我儿子就是有出息
00:16:14等到正月初一 买好房买好车 让那些事业亲戚也红丝
00:16:22大哥 我们睡醒了 房间好暖和
00:16:27你忙完没有 我们请你吃饭呀
00:16:32正好
00:16:47正好
00:16:48大哥 这边
00:16:53打扮得不错
00:16:54走吧 想吃什么
00:16:56大哥 今天必须我们请 看上哪个跟解说 解给你买
00:17:00大哥 今晚你只管吃就行
00:17:03大哥 我们找到一家特别好吃的烧烤
00:17:07行 那我不跟你们争
00:17:12快尝尝 怎么样怎么样
00:17:23还行 味道不错
00:17:32大哥 今天下午我们睡得可爽了
00:17:34那床虽然硬 但又安静又暖和 我长这么大 还没睡过这么安稳的觉
00:17:40主要是解气
00:17:41你是没看到出门时那老板娘的脸色 跟吃了屎一样难看
00:17:45你们开心就行
00:17:49每个投资额都已刷新 当前上限一千元
00:17:56大哥 吃饱了 咱不能就这么回去吧
00:18:01那你想干嘛
00:18:06走 带你去个好地方 去打抬球
00:18:10去打抬球
00:18:11抬球
00:18:12抬球
00:18:13行 走吧
00:18:31老板 开个台
00:18:34一个小时二十
00:18:37先给二百
00:18:39走的时候退
00:18:40好嘞大哥
00:18:42十二号台
00:18:53让你见识见识我的厉害
00:19:01让你见识见识我的厉害
00:19:04手滑了
00:19:05手滑了
00:19:06嘉欣
00:19:07你来
00:19:28别紧张
00:19:29身体放低
00:19:30重心向前
00:19:31眼睛看这里
00:19:33
00:19:34就是这个角度
00:19:36轻轻推出去
00:19:40进了
00:19:41我打进了
00:19:43
00:19:45这不是小双吗
00:19:47几天不见
00:19:47放上大款了
00:19:52绿毛龟
00:19:53你他妈
00:19:54嘴巴里喷什么粪呢
00:19:56怎么
00:19:59这小白脸是你心调的凯子
00:20:01不知道活怎么样
00:20:04等等
00:20:09你想干嘛
00:20:10没什么
00:20:11我看你挺有钱
00:20:12敢不敢陪我们玩两把
00:20:15玩什么
00:20:16就赌这个
00:20:17咱们打一局
00:20:18谁输了
00:20:20谁把今天晚上
00:20:21两个台的台费都给结了
00:20:25
00:20:27就来这个
00:20:31大叔
00:20:33让你先开球
00:20:34免得说欺负你
00:20:45
00:20:47这什么开球
00:20:48梦的吧
00:20:55该你了
00:20:56卧槽
00:20:57这哥们谁啊
00:20:58太牛逼了吧
00:20:59职业选手吗
00:21:00这是
00:21:06飞哥
00:21:07一共是二百六十块
00:21:09
00:21:11我没那么多钱
00:21:23大哥
00:21:25钱我们是真没有
00:21:27您看我让他来陪你一万咋样
00:21:31龙八蛋
00:21:33你把我当什么了
00:21:35买屁股的吗
00:21:36幸好老娘昨晚没让你得逞
00:21:38你不是人
00:21:41我处你磨的
00:21:42为了两百多块卖女朋友
00:21:44你真是个畜生
00:21:50算了
00:21:51自己结自己的吧
00:21:54以后
00:21:55再平线
00:21:56见到他们三个
00:21:57记得交集
00:21:58不然的话
00:22:01那我就把你刚才书球
00:22:02还要卖女朋友的视频
00:22:03发到所有精神小伙的群
00:22:05
00:22:06
00:22:07三位姐
00:22:08我错了
00:22:10以后我王妃就是你们的狗
00:22:11行了
00:22:12滚吧
00:22:13以后眼睛放亮
00:22:15老板
00:22:17半张会员卡
00:22:18冲武板
00:22:19
00:22:23好的大哥
00:22:23银向陈婷一三人
00:22:25投资五百元
00:22:25对方产生强烈情绪波动
00:22:27崇拜至极
00:22:28触发时被暴击反力
00:22:29获得反力五千元
00:22:30检测到投资目标
00:22:31零小双七星值达到六十爱慕
00:22:33恭喜宿主获得关键节点奖励
00:22:35强盛
00:22:38这感觉
00:22:38看来以后飞机睡眠法对我彻底没用了
00:22:41大哥
00:22:42你真厉害
00:22:43王妃那个废物
00:22:45我算是看透它了
00:22:46加个微信呗
00:22:47我看过很多书
00:22:49保证能给你想要的
00:22:50而且
00:22:52王妃那个废物
00:22:53连我的手都还没牵过
00:22:57厉害个大头啊
00:22:59臭不要脸的莉茶
00:23:00刚被男朋友卖了
00:23:02转头就想牵我们大哥
00:23:03滚远点
00:23:04滚远点
00:23:05滚远点
00:23:07大哥
00:23:08我不是那个意思
00:23:10我 我就是觉得你人好
00:23:12想跟你交个朋友
00:23:14
00:23:15加一个
00:23:16大哥
00:23:17
00:23:17走吧
00:23:19时间不早了
00:23:24大哥
00:23:25我们是不是挺烦人的
00:23:27你是不是觉得我们长得不好看
00:23:29身材也不好
00:23:30想什么呢
00:23:31肚子饿不饿
00:23:32再去吃点夜宵
00:23:33或者有什么想买的没
00:23:35不了不了大哥
00:23:36我们今天叫你出来
00:23:37是想谢谢你的
00:23:38不是想花你的钱
00:23:41对啊 大哥
00:23:42你帮我们出了房租
00:23:44还带我们吃饭
00:23:45刚才还替我们出头
00:23:47我们不能一直占你便宜
00:23:49趁一个个的
00:23:50怎么还学会拒绝了
00:23:52这个都怎么花得出去
00:23:53行吧
00:23:54那我就先回家了
00:23:56你们也早点回去休息
00:23:59大哥
00:24:01别走啊
00:24:02这么晚了
00:24:03你还回什么家呀
00:24:04大哥
00:24:07要不就在我们那儿睡吧
00:24:08这不好吧
00:24:10有什么不好的
00:24:11我们三个人都不怕
00:24:12你一个大男人怕什么
00:24:14大哥
00:24:15你不会是无能的丈夫吧
00:24:20
00:24:21
00:24:31大哥
00:24:32你先坐会儿
00:24:33我们去洗个澡
00:24:34
00:24:35
00:24:35
00:24:36
00:24:37
00:24:38
00:24:40
00:24:49大哥
00:24:50你先坐会儿
00:24:52我们干嘛
00:24:52没什么
00:24:56就是觉得你们卸了妆还挺好看的
00:24:58那当然
00:24:58我们底子好着呢
00:25:01大哥
00:25:01别愣着了
00:25:02快上来睡觉啊
00:25:10不能上
00:25:12绝对不能上
00:25:14要是真扑上去
00:25:16搞不好还得进小黑屋
00:25:26一切有违法
00:25:27如梦幻泡
00:25:33大哥
00:25:34我明天想出去玩
00:25:35不知道穿什么衣服
00:25:37你眼光好
00:25:38帮我参考下
00:25:39大哥
00:25:40大哥
00:25:42大哥
00:25:46大哥
00:25:48大哥
00:25:50大哥
00:25:51大哥
00:25:51大哥
00:25:51大哥
00:25:52你烦怂了
00:25:52我怕朋友都是说我骚みたい
00:25:55你不是挺懂的吗
00:25:55大哥
00:25:57大哥
00:25:57你讨厌了
00:25:59痴尼人
00:26:01剑聚就是天生的妖气
00:26:03惠 бли
00:26:05吸透强力的精力
00:26:06再加上张倩的畫面
00:26:09还有身边这三个散发体箱的身体
00:26:11女 Sabic
00:26:12云명
00:26:12
00:26:13云 Particularly
00:26:14I don't know you've been with me
00:26:17When you go
00:26:21Oh
00:26:23This kind of weird look
00:26:25It's a good thing
00:26:28It's a good thing
00:26:34Oh, my god
00:26:36Can I?
00:26:37So fast, I'll be able to take the gift
00:26:39I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:26:54Mom.
00:26:55You are late.
00:26:58You didn't come back to me?
00:26:59I was going to talk to my friend.
00:27:01I was going to live outside.
00:27:03I'm going to live outside.
00:27:08You should be careful about your body.
00:27:09Don't be tired.
00:27:12We're going to talk about the project.
00:27:13Yes, the project is very big.
00:27:15Three people.
00:27:18What are you talking about?
00:27:19Let's go to school.
00:27:30Your boss.
00:27:32What are you talking about?
00:27:34What are you talking about?
00:27:34You haven't met a man.
00:27:38Mom.
00:27:39Don't worry.
00:27:40We're just fine.
00:27:48Mr.
00:27:53Did you buy a gift for your girlfriend?
00:27:55It's $500.
00:27:56Let's go.
00:27:57What are you talking about?
00:27:57What are you talking about?
00:27:58Uncle Mike.
00:28:14I don't got about it.
00:28:15I don't want to tell you about you.
00:28:18I can't wait for you.
00:28:19This is best for me.
00:28:20I don't mind for you telling her everything.
00:28:21I don't want to do it.
00:28:24Because she didn't like you and me.
00:28:27No, I'm not going to.
00:28:29I'll give you a card.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:31I'll give you an 500-¥.
00:28:35Please hold on your contacts on your expectations of your stock.
00:28:38Let's see how you can see your stock BEGF50 on the 0.
00:28:44What's the price up here?
00:28:45You'll raise your Mara.
00:28:46There we go.
00:28:55What?
00:28:56You said it would be投資.
00:28:57大哥 你放心 以后谁敢说你一句不好 我第一个撕烂他的嘴 哈哈 哈哈 哈哈哈 白鲤 夏晴 真的是你啊 白鲤 我还以为我看错了呢 你怎么回来了 嗯 回来办点事 大哥 这是谁啊 前女友 阿姨 你怎么乱搭讪呢
00:29:24没看到大哥是我们的人吗 阿姨
00:29:27我才二十四岁 我下周订婚 要是有空 就来喝杯喜酒 我未婚夫是在咱们这儿做烟酒批发的 开的可是奔驰呢 没空去 嗯 虽然咱们分手了 但还是朋友呢 我这都要订婚了 朋友一起庆祝一下 怎么了
00:29:57朋友 谁跟你是朋友 庆祝你终于找了个接盘侠别你你你的
00:30:08非要把琴铁怼我脸上 不就是想炫耀吗 省省吧 我有那功夫 不如带我这三个妹妹去抓娃娃
00:30:17郭老师这还有这么久 啊 啊 啊 neighbourhood Membered with blue啊
00:30:25beforehand 啊 啊 roy Vergleich吗 呀啊 啊啊啊
00:30:25啊 啊情UT啊啊情都啊
00:30:32啊我很 嗯嗯 嗯嗯 嗯嗯嗯 嗯嗯嗯 嗯嗯 graphics 啊 啊你看这位是呀 情
00:30:40Nor trying toения 啊 啊哈 啊嬷 lid啊 啊 啊 啊啊 Yeah 啊啊 啊啊 啊 啊 啊ťrative
00:30:47嘿嘿,小伙子,像我这种中年男人才可靠,经济稳定,出门约会,要是还得让女人打车,那才叫丢人呢,你说是不是?
00:31:03哎呦,我去,找这么个老男人,涂他年纪大,涂他不洗澡?
00:31:15挺好的,这叫互补,你老公不贪财,你也不好色,天造地设,而且你这未婚夫,头上的毛还没你那儿多大
00:31:29放屁,你们不懂事,跟着这种小白脸没前途,大叔这叫匹帅,懂吗?
00:31:35恶心,还匹帅,今年过年小心街上杀猪的,我们大哥才二十五,你都快入土了
00:31:41我们才十九岁,好多好死了
00:31:50没见过世面的土包子
00:31:57行啊你们,嘴皮子够利索的
00:32:03我看他那粉底涂得有墙皮那么厚,笑都不敢大声笑,怕掉渣
00:32:07大哥,看来你以前也没吃上啥好菜啊
00:32:11这话说的
00:32:18哟,都下午两点多了,咱们还没吃午饭呢,不饿吗?
00:32:23不饿啊,早上那碗豆腐脑可丁饱了
00:32:27是啊,我还喝了一杯奶茶呢,里面全是珍珠,撑死了
00:32:32少废话,我说饿了就是饿了,早带你们吃顿好着去
00:32:39虽然反例额度用完了,但都鸡巴哥们,那还说啥了
00:32:50老板,羊肉串三十串,牛肉串三十串,烤生蚝两打,烤鸡翅每人两个,还有这些那些,全给我烤上,再来两扎扎皮
00:32:59大哥,太多了,吃不完的
00:33:02吃不完打包,谁让你们省钱了,坐下
00:33:29大哥,我跟你说,以后你就是我庆祖,以后在凭械谁敢欺负你,我拿刀砍了他, I'll kill you
00:33:36谢谢,大哥,你身上真好闻
00:34:10好闻啊,有点热
00:34:18大哥,我想挨着你一起
00:34:24真是唐僧进了盘丝洞啊
00:34:25别急,等你们清新直到的六十,必须给你们上一课
00:34:30别急,等你们清新直到的六十,必须给你们上一课
00:34:54新的一天,一千块的投资额度刷新了,又是躺平就能日收过万的一天
00:35:07哇,大哥大剑
00:35:10大哥,你省着点花吧,我们也吃不了这么多,我觉得你还是攒着钱,买房买车比较好
00:35:19没事,这点小钱不用担心
00:35:22其实我还写小说,每天不费什么劲,就能赚一万来块
00:35:27房乌车我也看好了,过段时间就买
00:35:30哇,你好厉害呀,写小说这么赚钱吗
00:35:35行了,快去买早餐,我再赖会儿床
00:35:42我要吃对面那家的小笼包,多买点
00:35:44多利
00:35:49听,投资目标好感度无变化,触发十倍至十五倍反例,恭喜宿主获得反例三千五百元,当前余额三十二万六千三百元
00:35:58看来单纯砸钱,没法让轻心直突破五十五,真心才能换真心,得走进他们内心才行
00:36:05大哥早呀,我在一家精品店门口看到这套衣服,你说我穿这个会不会更显身材呀,你看这镜子里的,我都瘦了呢
00:36:19这报应来得也太快了吧
00:36:19老胖子,昨天还跟我装申请伟重,结果转头就带别的女人买金手饰,这就有意思了
00:36:30别自拍了,干活,跟着这俩人,看看他们去哪,要是拍到劲爆的赶紧发给我
00:36:39可是人家衣服还没买好呢,大哥,你不是说帮我参考吗
00:36:42帮我参考吗
00:36:44重重有赏
00:36:45丁,您向张倩投资两百元,对方产生强烈情绪波动惊喜,轻心值提升二十点,当前轻心值三十处发十倍现金返利
00:36:54恭喜宿主获得返利两千元,当前余额三十二万八千一百元
00:36:59大哥,你太客气了,放心吧,我这就去,保证完成任务
00:37:18大哥一直笑什么呢,从刚才我就看你对着手机傻乐
00:37:21瞎琢磨什么,我是在笑,有人今天要倒大霉了
00:37:27啥好戏,谁要倒霉
00:37:41这不内死胖子吗
00:37:43诶,这女的谁啊
00:37:46哇,这老头玩得挺花,昨天刚跟未婚妻秀恩爱,今天就换人了
00:37:52大哥,你要去揭穿她吗
00:37:55揭穿?那多没意思,你们想不想看她当场发疯的样子
00:38:01想,太想了,我早就看那个老女人不顺眼了,必须去看看她的笑话不可
00:38:10大哥,她两进酒店了,我看着她们拿身份证开的房
00:38:17走,带你们去捉肩
00:38:20走走走
00:38:21走走,妈的,这明天得去
00:38:34大哥,你可算来了,人家都要动感冒了
00:38:39怎么又是你这个绿茶
00:38:41晦气
00:38:42大哥,我就是帮你办事
00:38:47行了,别跟斗鸡似的
00:38:49这是咱们的情报员,今天抓那死胖子的把柄全靠她
00:38:52我看是想借机上位吧
00:38:57美女,麻烦问一下
00:39:02我说刚才是不是带着个穿红裙子的女人上去了
00:39:04这老头心脏药忘带了,电话也打不通,这药不吃有个万一就麻烦了
00:39:10确实有一个胖胖的先生
00:39:12对,就那个秃顶的
00:39:14美女,你也不想工作的地方出人命吗
00:39:20在302,刚上去没十分钟
00:39:25谢了
00:39:41谢谢
00:39:42我的事
00:39:43太恶心了
00:39:45这老胖子也不怕闪了妖
00:39:47听这动静
00:39:48哭泣快断气了
00:39:50Okay.
00:40:01Okay.
00:40:03I'm done.
00:40:04I'm done.
00:40:05Okay.
00:40:06I'm done.
00:40:06We're going to go and go and go.
00:40:07Why?
00:40:08Look at the sea of the sea you don't have to be dirty.
00:40:25太便宜这老王八蛋了吧
00:40:29便宜过几天就是夏晴的订婚宴
00:40:30咱们得把这份大礼留到那天
00:40:35卧槽大哥你也太坏了
00:40:36不过我喜欢
00:40:46那个大哥我能不能跟你们一块去玩啊
00:40:47我说蓝猫怪 你有病吧
00:40:50一直赖着我们干嘛
00:40:51就是 没别的朋友了
00:40:53非得跟在我们屁股后面
00:40:55我和王妃分手了
00:40:56那些护棚狗有多删了
00:40:58我现在真没地方去
00:41:00没地方去回家找妈
00:41:03大冷天穿这么少
00:41:04不知道想多饮谁呢
00:41:08这衣服是大哥给我买的呀
00:41:11大哥 你给他买衣服
00:41:16你们是不是背着我们有不可告人的交易
00:41:17停 停 停 那是为了工作需要
00:41:21我不管 你喜欢这种的是吧
00:41:23等我回去也穿给你看
00:41:29行了 别嚎了
00:41:31给你们也买 行了吧
00:41:32真的
00:41:33真的 但这次听我的
00:41:35别整那些亮片骷髅虫
00:41:37买保暖的
00:41:38只要是大哥买的
00:41:40穿麻袋我的乐衣
00:41:41大哥
00:41:42那我 你跟着拎包当鼓励
00:41:45不然就滚
00:42:07把那边的长款羽绒服拿几件下来
00:42:09大哥 这太土了吧
00:42:12一点儿都不社会
00:42:16社会能当暖气又好
00:42:17穿上
00:42:32你也换了
00:42:33你也换了
00:42:34看着都呢
00:42:35Oh my god, this outfit is so hot.
00:42:50It's so hot.
00:42:51Let's go.
00:42:52Let's do it.
00:42:53Your eyes are so good.
00:42:55680.
00:42:56I'm a 655.
00:43:00丁、丁、陈婷婷等四人投资义务
00:43:02有下反例金额500元
00:43:03检测到理想双清新直转60
00:43:05触发15倍反例
00:43:07其余目标触发10倍反例
00:43:10恭喜宿主获得现金反例6000元
00:43:11当前余额328800.00元
00:43:14丫小钱赚大钱
00:43:16还能把这几个丫头收拾的能带出门
00:43:18完美
00:43:25大哥 咋样
00:43:27我是不是变淑女了
00:43:29只要你不开口说话
00:43:31确实挺像个人的
00:43:33是你的
00:43:38白梨
00:43:45这不是白梨吗
00:43:46怎么 昨天我说你们掉价
00:43:48今天就赶紧去买新衣服了
00:43:50可惜啊 山姬想变凤凰
00:43:54换了身体
00:43:58这头发还是一股子洗剪出的廉价社会嘛
00:43:59你 你们笑什么
00:44:07你老公对你可真舍得花钱
00:44:08绝对是真心的
00:44:10那是当然
00:44:11小王对我可是绝对真心的
00:44:13这一趟五千多呢
00:44:15毕竟像他那么忙 还抽空给你买衣服的男人不多了
00:44:19显得特别 绿意盎然
00:44:22你们什么意思
00:44:24下期 你订婚宴我会去的
00:44:27到时候给你准备份礼物
00:44:29神经病 管好你的这些妹妹 别出来丢人现眼
00:44:33我订婚宴你爱来不来
00:44:41笑死我了
00:44:45他要是知道他的老公这会儿正带人在旧点做运动
00:44:46估计得气吐血
00:44:50刚才我真想把视频怼他脸上
00:44:52行了 笑够了就找地方歇会儿
00:44:54前面有个公园 咱们去拍照
00:45:09奶奶
00:45:13喂 奶奶
00:45:15嘉欣啊 你爸妈今年也不回来
00:45:20家里没热水了 奶奶头疼的厉害
00:45:24奶奶 你别动 我这就回去 你等着我
00:45:30怎么了
00:45:38大哥 我不跟你们玩了 我得回去
00:45:42我奶奶病了 我想回家
00:45:56说什么傻话呢 一起去
00:46:12哟 老李家那个紫毛丫头回来了
00:46:14还带这么多不三不四的人
00:46:21继续打你们的牌 多嘴一句 我就贴上照片天天招笑着
00:46:26奶奶 我是嘉欣
00:46:33丫头回来了 水
00:46:50水 水壶里没有水了
00:46:53别急 我去烧
00:46:57狗烧
00:47:00婷婷 去买两箱矿泉水和鲜烧有糊
00:47:03小双 去买最好的退烧药 消炎药和体温期
00:47:07
00:47:26奶奶 把药吃了就好了
00:47:29有我在 嘉欣受不了委屈
00:47:33小伙子 你是嘉欣的朋友啊
00:47:37我是他哥 认得干妹妹
00:47:41这孩子 命苦 他爸妈常年不在家
00:47:49就怕他在外头学坏了
00:47:50没学坏 嘉欣懂事的呢
00:47:53这紫头发是现在的艺术 叫时尚
00:47:56是吗 那就好 那就好
00:48:16嘉欣 为什么不早点和我们说
00:48:22大哥 对不起我不想给你添麻烦
00:48:25如果今天不是你 我真的不知道该怎么办
00:48:30我刚才真的想过 哪怕去卖
00:48:34只要能给奶奶买药我都去
00:48:36说什么傻话
00:48:42这钱拿着
00:48:43去买几个亮亮的灯泡 买套纯棉的被褥
00:48:48再给你奶奶制白身新棉袖
00:48:52老人家过年得有个新气氧
00:49:01火丢了
00:49:04记不记得要一天吃几次
00:49:06三 三 三次
00:49:13接着蒙
00:49:14听好了
00:49:15这次记不住就把你子毛剃了
00:49:17消炎药一天两次
00:49:19多喝温水
00:49:26哭什么
00:49:28把鼻涕擦干净
00:49:29鼻涕药上
00:49:44这哪是精神小妹
00:49:45这就是一群缺爱的孩子
00:49:56大哥 我想我爷了
00:49:58上个月我奶奶打电话问我回不回去
00:50:01我还嫌她烦
00:50:02说要在大城市赚大钱
00:50:03其实我是没脸回去
00:50:05我也想回家看我弟
00:50:07他今年初三了
00:50:08想回就回
00:50:09憋在这干嘛
00:50:10等着过年给我拜年讨压岁钱
00:50:12可是
00:50:13就这样空着手回去
00:50:17村口那些碎嘴婆娘指不定怎么编排我爷呢
00:50:18
00:50:27再想好好陪老人
00:50:29把头发扎起来
00:50:30别整个跟个鸡毛湿王似的
00:50:33知道了大哥
00:50:34等我回来给你带我奶做的腊肠
00:50:36我带爷爷腌的萝卜干
00:50:37等你们回来
00:50:45大哥 你对他们真好
00:50:48叫我一声大哥 总不能看他们饿死
00:50:51他们遇到你 真是祖坟冒清烟了
00:50:54你要不要也回一趟家
00:50:56东西买多了 我也可以给你那一份
00:50:59不用了大哥 我家每天都能回去的
00:51:02行 不回就不回
00:51:04那这几天你就跟着我 正好缺个淋包的
00:51:07真的吗 包吃包住吗
00:51:09人家肯定好好表现
00:51:13别贫了 先去吃饭 饿死了
00:51:23那我捡个毛肚
00:51:28
00:51:29鸭肠 红猴 肥牛 虾滑都来一份
00:51:32再来一扎酸梅汤
00:51:36大哥 这衣服真暖和
00:51:38废话
00:51:39好几百了
00:51:41我是说 我知道婷婷他们为什么那么黏着你了
00:51:44吃你的肉 哪人都敢开
00:51:52那我也回去了 你也早点回去吧
00:51:55那个 大哥 你先走吧
00:51:57我还要去那边买点东西 一会儿就回
00:52:00行 这一片晚上乱
00:52:02你自己注意点
00:52:03
00:52:07不对
00:52:13快快
00:52:14快南
00:52:15快前
00:52:16
00:52:20滚开 别断我
00:52:25脾气还挺大
00:52:32大哥
00:53:01不是说买东西回家吗蹲这儿当蘑菇呢为什么不回家我没有家李嘉欣有奶奶李小双和陈婷婷有爷爷或弟弟我爸是个毒鬼卖了房子跑了我妈带我改嫁那个金富看我的眼神不对劲我就跑出来了大哥没人要我了
00:53:29没地儿去就直说在这儿演什么苦惊喜起来怎么还没到地儿就开始偷怀送包了大哥你平时都住哪走吧去他们哪反正那房间开了一个月不住也是浪费
00:53:45进来啊站岗的你顺便把门关上
00:54:03你给我花了这么多钱还给我买衣服带我吃饭帮我捡回来我没钱还你
00:54:23我只有这个我看过的书多但我还是干净的应该能把大哥伺候满意停张倩你给我听好了带你回来
00:54:39不是为了让你当杯子的但你涂什么涂个顺眼行不行但不得不说我最近火气很大我不接受交易但我接受勾引你要是因为感激
00:55:08我先没进大哥你在干嘛呀
00:55:28我想找你了家里好无聊我想跟大哥玩奶奶睡了我也想你了老实待着多陪陪老人我不信大哥你一直不让我们去该不会是窝里藏人了吧你不会还和那个蓝猫怪在一起吧坏了
00:55:58女人的直觉也太可怕了怎么就你一个人废话不然还有谁人家张倩也有家难不成赖着我不成大哥你咋了表情怪怪的脖子青筋都跳了没事腿抽筋了什么声音像是有什么东西撕开了
00:56:23我开了一包薯片想磨磨牙大哥你是不是感冒了怎么脸这么红就是屋里暖气开太足了热的咕唧咕唧的大哥你屋里是不是有老鼠啊我怎么听见奇怪的动静隔壁隔壁在装修对这破冰管隔音不好水管爆了正在抢修动静是大点
00:56:51行了不扯淡了我去前台骂两句挂了你疯了知不知道刚才差点露馅我疯了但我也是只为你疯大哥我怕你忘了我凭什么他们能撒娇
00:57:15我就得藏着大哥我是你的杯子看来刚才的教训不够还得给你好好上一课大哥错了我刚才不该晚了
00:57:42起来吃饭大哥你去整容了怎么感觉你变样了系统给的颜值微调天赋果然名不虚传吃完收拾一下带你出门
00:58:05大哥咱们走错了吧隔壁是大众去那边看看没错就是这这不是白梨吗
00:58:26赵刚这个狗头子怎么在这刚提的奥迪A4顶配落地三十多万听说你在魔都混不下去了回来啃老要不要我给你介绍个洗车的活我疯了吧
00:58:49这种货色也就配给我赵哥舔脚吧你要干嘛还要打人啊疯了我要报警嘴这么臭刚吃完食事当着我的面器不饿是觉得这车铁皮够厚我砸不开是吗
00:59:14行白梨你给我等着七天后同学聚会你要是个男人就来看我不整死你大哥对不起我不该跟你来的了把眼泪憋回去七天后的同学聚会你跟我去
00:59:41我不行的去了只会给你丢脸谁敢笑话你我就抽谁你是我的女人以前怎么样管不着从今往后没人敢动走买车一百三十万
01:00:10那个赵刚显摆三十万的奥迪大哥直接眼都不眨就花了一百三十万走吧试试新车大哥谢谢你刚才要不是你我真想死在那死什么死以后那种垃圾再敢在你面前抱他你就直接抽赔多少算我的
01:00:39小金库扁了得赶紧在那三个八彩树身上多下点功夫大哥救命啊待不下去了我弟想我零食
01:01:04沐爷嫌飞店把我往线我想回去奶奶非让我穿大花棉袄我也想回宾行了回来吧正好给你们准备了惊喜他们要回来了大哥在前面路口放我下来吧我自己找个小旅馆主没事大哥
01:01:28你是我的女人以后你去跟着谁敢给你脸色看你就告诉我我这老妖
01:01:53这破大巴做的我想死大哥说来接咱们人呢这都三点多了咱还没见着影肯定还在路上呗平线这破交通指不定在哪堵着呢我给他打个电话宝石节亭亭姐你看这车真漂亮咱平线啥时候有这种土豪了
01:02:20上车吧好慌的我累个累这谁这是大哥这也太帅了吧怎么才回家几天大哥像是开了美颜绿镜一样大哥你这车还有你的脸愣着干嘛东西放后备箱
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