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00:17I remember when Rock was young, me and Tildy had so much fun.
00:23Sorry, we went to the wrong crop tour!
00:25Yep, so those Mrs Swedish Backpackers did our boat tour, then they left and they got wolf's boat, probably.
00:30Yeah, we'll just wait for these late comers.
00:33Right, Leon, do I have a seat?
00:36It's Leon.
00:37Yeah, what's wrong, babe?
00:38Welcome to Don Darrell's Best Best Jumpin' Croc Tours.
00:42I'm Amber, Don's daughter.
00:44My husband, Grant, is a skipper.
00:45And my little brother with the pole is called Troy.
00:47Isn't that right, Troy?
00:48Yeah.
00:48Yeah, alright, so safety stuff.
00:51Hands and feet inside the boat at all times.
00:53Any questions?
00:55Yeah.
00:55Who are the traditional owners here?
00:56Yeah, so my dad started Best Best back in the late 70s.
01:00Which is way before fucking Jason Wade's fucking land of Crocs.
01:03Way before, right?
01:05Okay?
01:06Alright, bud.
01:07Let's go!
01:11Now, a lot of people say if you're getting attacked by a croc, you want to gouge out its
01:16eyes.
01:16But what are they being, Troy?
01:18Naive.
01:18That's right, they're being naive.
01:20As my dad Don always says, if you're getting attacked by a croc, you're not surviving,
01:25you're dying.
01:27Okay.
01:28Look over here, you'll see your first croc.
01:31Old scrubber.
01:32See?
01:33Can you all see that?
01:34Can you see that?
01:35There is.
01:35Everyone can see that.
01:36Good.
01:36No refunds.
01:38Troy, pole.
01:45Let's see if she's going to give us a show here today.
01:52That's it.
01:53Cheers, honey.
01:54Alright.
01:57Now, you might be thinking, fuck me, that's a big croc.
02:00But it's not.
02:01No, it's not.
02:02Old scrubber here's only three metres, because she's just a girl.
02:07Our bull croc along here is Goliath.
02:095.3 metres, teeth to tail.
02:12He's a boss, and he'll take down any male who tries to take over his territory.
02:16The border has the strongest bite balls of any living animal.
02:18The equivalent to the weight of...
02:19Fuck are those ladder crop cutters doing now?
02:21Aye!
02:22You what?
02:22You rack up!
02:23The border is the big white cross!
02:26Bullshit in this, bud!
02:28Ram them, boys.
02:29Ram them!
02:34You look like a shaved dick!
02:37Never!
02:38What?
02:40Holy shit!
02:42Which bull is it?
02:43Is it Goliath?
02:44Use a pole, Troy!
02:45Slip him!
02:45Fuck him!
02:46Slip him!
02:47Come on, give him a big one!
02:48It's not the long end.
02:50Fuck!
02:50Wait, Troy!
02:53What the fuck's that?
02:54It's better?
03:11Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
03:14Alan! Alan!
03:17No, Eddie, don't get in there!
03:19I was getting out, Eddie!
03:21That new superintendent of our police HQ...
03:24What's his name?
03:26Macaulay Culkin, yeah.
03:27He just called. He said we could talk about Bushy.
03:29Hey, come on!
03:30I'll break the surface tension and fall on the slipstream.
03:35Alright, here's the plan.
03:36We go into HQ and we go,
03:38Oi! Listen up, cunts.
03:39Bushy's death was sus as fuck, okay?
03:41We reckon he was definitely investigating something
03:44and that's what got him killed, and there we go.
03:46You lot have obviously been too busy
03:48sitting around licking your own fucking dickholes
03:50to see what's been happening here,
03:51so you need a toodle-fuck and let us run the case.
03:54Capish? Or comprende?
03:56Uh-huh. Let's give those lazy cunts a rass.
03:59Hey, for sake, Collins.
04:01Liquid gold!
04:02I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing.
04:05I didn't know you were gonna dance.
04:06Can you tell me if my ponytail is straight?
04:09I don't do that.
04:11Look, there's no easy way to say this,
04:12but Detective Bushman committed suicide.
04:15The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics
04:17which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon.
04:21I am... I'm terribly sorry.
04:23No.
04:25No.
04:26Someone's got the wrong end of the deed with that one.
04:30Well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist also said that he was struggling with depression,
04:36hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation.
04:41Yeah, but that's just cop stuff.
04:43If everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers,
04:46that's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?
04:50There was also a note.
04:52Yeah, his wife Holly found it when she was packing up the home.
04:56You'll mention, Detective Redford.
05:00Look, I know how rough this is.
05:03I went through the same thing with my police partner ten years ago,
05:06and I did not cope, and I started drinking.
05:09I got heavily into capoeira.
05:10You know what, that's probably just a note from some other time, I think.
05:14There was another time?
05:15Well, no, he's dated it and initialed it, so it's quite thorough, really.
05:19You know what, I'm just going to take this and give it a read to Colby.
05:23Alright, would you like some comfort?
05:24No, no, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fine, I can read now, sir.
05:28Oh, look, we can offer the detective counselling or leave a support dog,
05:32a therapy puppet.
05:34Well, HR's really pushing the puppets at the moment,
05:36it's just probably less training, that's all.
05:38Well, folks, the dry season's over, and the rains are coming,
05:42so that means it's time for our build-up sales.
05:45We've got tankinis, monokinis, cutouts, bochinis,
05:49a lot of ice cream.
06:08So, um, so you and your husband...
06:11Uh, my wife.
06:12Oh, right, yeah.
06:14No, well, that's good too.
06:15Better, actually.
06:16You know, I voted yes.
06:17So, now the Bushman case has been, uh, resolved,
06:21will you be heading back to Tassie?
06:22Uh, no plans to go back, no.
06:26No, I was considering a lateral transfer.
06:28Uh, I could pivot to the missing Swedish backpacker's case.
06:34Oh.
06:34Um, yeah, well, Detective Blunt's leading task force, Amar.
06:39Okay, all right.
06:40Well, I've tried suggesting people through his team before,
06:43and I think Blunt's commitment to diversity
06:45only stretches as far as a bloke who wears contact lenses.
06:47Right, right.
06:48Yeah, so, uh, backpacker team's a such shop, unfortunately.
06:52Uh-huh.
06:53Still, Darwin's worth the trip, isn't it?
06:55You know, incredible beaches.
06:57Well, not for the swimming, obviously,
06:59with the crocs and the jellyfish
07:00and the undettonated World War II bombs.
07:03Yeah, but there's waterfalls.
07:04They're spectacular.
07:22Well, she took his own life.
07:24Yes, he did.
07:25Oh, that's awful.
07:26How's Eddie?
07:27Got any King Pythons?
07:29Only in jumbo packets.
07:30Fuck!
07:31Does she have any family here?
07:33Like a support network?
07:35No.
07:35Uh, we saw Holly and she handed Eddie that box of bushy stuff
07:39and said she never wanted to hear from anyone
07:41in Territory Police ever again.
07:42Well, I'm glad Eddie's been off for counselling.
07:44She needs a therapist.
07:45Maybe someone who specialises in ADHD and young boys.
07:47Did you want to enter the competition
07:48for Jason Way's Big Barra Bashing Enzyme?
07:50The Golden Barra is 200k this year.
07:51No.
07:55Or you can sign up for the Bashing Enzyme raffle
07:56and win a jet ski.
07:57It's got a swim platform and a cover and stuff and whatever.
08:01Alright, hand it over.
08:03Fuck.
08:03Okay, so what's the plan now?
08:05We have noodles and...
08:06No, no, the plan plan.
08:08Besides going to a waterfall.
08:09Oh, um, I hear ASIO's hiring...
08:11No, not work, sexy life.
08:14Let's drive around Australia.
08:15Fern is with her grandmas in Sydney
08:17and I've left all my book clubs.
08:18Come on, we're rich, unemployed lesbians.
08:20It's either a road trip or we run for parliament.
08:22And I could get into surfing
08:23and you could get into something weather-y.
08:26Or you could be like a storm chaser like Helen Hunt.
08:29You love the weather and I could get some of those rubber boots
08:32so you don't get electrocuted.
08:33Kath, I'm feeling with my feelings that...
08:37Yeah, okay.
08:38Yeah, I need to...
08:39The rubber boots can wait, can't they?
08:40Okay.
08:41Because we need to focus on what's important right now
08:42and that is Eddie, isn't it?
08:44Yes.
08:45She needs our love and our support.
08:47And a float and a waterfall.
08:49It's only a little bit crocky.
08:51What's a little bit crocky?
08:53Yeah, sign us up to win a jet ski.
08:55Okay.
08:56Yeah.
08:56We've just got to beat a bloke called Lloyd Reynolds
08:58who entered 48 times in a row.
09:01Uh, Eddie...
09:02Yeah, look, I owe you too so sorry.
09:04You know, for making me put your life on hold
09:07and for dragging you all the way up here.
09:09It's fine.
09:09Collins, I'm sorry the Bushy's investigation was a bust
09:12and now you're up here in Darwin for no good reason
09:14and, you know, you look like shit all the time
09:16because of the humidity, you just...
09:18Aw, her hair curl routine just needs tweaking.
09:21Anyway, I'm gonna piss off.
09:23Wait, you go back to your gay marriage.
09:25What? You're going?
09:27Yeah, yeah.
09:27Got plenty of stuff to get onto.
09:28Got this bag of snakes.
09:30About to win a jet ski, so that'll keep me busy.
09:31Anyway, point is, this is the end.
09:33The end of the Frenchie.
09:35Oi, Alira!
09:36Which way's the desert?
09:40Righto!
09:41To-ra!
09:43Eddie, wait!
09:44Nah, you alright?
09:45Dulcie, do something.
09:46I'll get my sports bars for the sleepy nook in the camper.
09:48Uh, Detective Dulcie Collins.
09:49Kat, you got the keys?
09:50No, Dulcie's got them.
09:52Oh, Superintendent Culkin.
09:53Eddie, just wait.
09:53We can talk about this.
09:55We're at a petrol station in...
09:57Dick's River.
09:58Dick's River.
09:59Oh, no, no.
09:59Dirk's River.
10:00Uh, Dirk...
10:00No, Dirk's River.
10:01There's no Dick's.
10:02It's not...
10:04How can I help you?
10:05How can we help?
10:06No.
10:06So, I don't know.
10:08I don't know.
10:12It's just a good thing.
10:23There's no there, but...
10:29It's just a good thing.
10:33You know, you know, I'm not a cow.
10:34It's just a good thing.
10:35I'm not a cow.
10:35I'm not a cow.
10:35No, I'm a cow.
10:35I'm a cow.
10:36It's just a good thing.
10:36I don't know how this croc identified.
10:37Oh, don't be smart.
10:39You meant the arm.
10:40I know what you meant.
10:41Someone to get dragged into your fucking who, what, when, where, who bullshit.
10:45I put the police tape up.
10:46Stopped a grey nomad from taking a picture of the arm on her iPad.
10:48I've done plenty.
10:49Okay?
10:50Come on, let's go.
10:51Look, if we run fast enough, we can catch up with Catherine the Waterfall.
10:53No, Superintendent Culkin asked us to assist the local senior sergeant until homicide out here.
10:57Don't make that face.
10:58Well, he is not my boss.
10:59And neither are you.
11:00So, stiff clitties.
11:01Stiff clitties?
11:02Oh, lovely.
11:03I want to work with you lot.
11:05Oh, hey.
11:06Uh, I've got to go piss.
11:07No, you just went.
11:09I've got UTI, okay?
11:10It's like fire ants in my aretha.
11:11Oi, listen.
11:13You cops and fuck off.
11:14We've got a tour coming through here in 45 and I'm not cancelling.
11:17I've already had to refund that mouth from Melbourne because Leon vund on her shoes.
11:20$55.
11:21Well, no, no.
11:22We will not leave, ma'am, because this is a crime scene.
11:25This is not a crime scene.
11:26This is my private property.
11:27How dare you?
11:30What the fuck are you doing here?
11:32I'm not here.
11:32I'm not me, so...
11:33You think I wouldn't recognise you coming in here,
11:35behind those blood shit polarised lintens.
11:37Hey, Andre!
11:38Sorry, what is happening?
11:39You need to fuck off.
11:40She's barred from here.
11:41Okay?
11:41My dad barred her from here.
11:42Pat, Pat, she's barred from here.
11:44Eddie.
11:45It's not on, Pat.
11:46Get her out.
11:47He knows you're welcome home.
11:49What do you mean welcome home?
11:50Home as in home, home.
11:52You're from Barracruz.
11:53No, no, no.
11:53Remember the last time I saw you?
11:55You probably don't.
11:56Rolling drunk she was.
11:58Okay, yeah.
11:58Out on the highway, some dog.
11:59Having a fight with a tree.
12:01How long you home from?
12:02I'm not home, okay?
12:03I hate this fucking town.
12:04I hope it slides into the river next time it fucking rains.
12:07Well, piss off then,
12:08before Dad comes back and you become the fucking crime scene.
12:10Oh, great.
12:11Look, the Jill Squad is right.
12:12That's perfect for you, Pat.
12:13It's been lovely.
12:14Good luck with your life.
12:15Have a great one.
12:16And Amber, you can suck a fuck.
12:19Colin, I've met you in the car park.
12:20I'm calling Kat.
12:21Who's this?
12:22It's not with Dirk Smithy, boys.
12:24That's Detective Blunt.
12:25He's on the backpacker case.
12:28What's he doing here?
12:29All right, clear the scene.
12:31We've got it from here.
12:37Ranges in rock.
12:38Get them to cut the rock open.
12:39There'll be more inside.
12:43What size are these tiny girl gloves, Steve?
12:45Small to medium.
12:46Fucking small to medium.
12:47Fuck.
12:47Steve, you got that photo?
12:49All right.
12:52Yep, I called it.
12:53The arm's got the same tattoo.
12:54See?
12:55Both lavender.
12:55That's her flower tattoo.
12:57It's Abba.
12:57It's Abba's arm.
12:58Swedish girls got eaten.
12:59They got eaten by crocs.
13:00100%.
13:00100%.
13:00Put that on ice.
13:01Send it to the fiancé.
13:03Where's my phone?
13:03I'm calling the senator.
13:05Hello, mate.
13:05Yes, as suspected.
13:06Detective?
13:07Yeah.
13:07Sorry, can I...
13:08Shit news.
13:08Can I just...
13:09I'll tell you what, if you call for that croc,
13:10call Senator, I'm going to back you 200%, mate.
13:12Yeah, you have my...
13:13Hang on, Russ.
13:14Sorry, I've got a tourist here.
13:16Oh.
13:16This is a crime scene.
13:17Yes, I know.
13:18I'm Detective Collins.
13:19Superintendent Culkin called me in to assist.
13:21That pinko greenie.
13:22Of course he fucking did.
13:24Senator, sorry, can I call you back, mate?
13:26So you think that the arm belongs to one of the Swedish backpackers?
13:29Nah, don't think.
13:30I know.
13:31Right.
13:32Yes, right.
13:33Well, I worked as a detective for 15 years,
13:36and I just completed five years in Tasmania,
13:38so if an extra pair of hands is needed
13:41to figure out the victim's last movements,
13:42I can...
13:43Hang on, did you say Tasmania?
13:44Yes.
13:45What's your name again?
13:45Dulcie Collins.
13:47You're that dead lake bird.
13:48You know you're the talk of the group chat.
13:50How you fucked up an investigation so royally
13:52you got three innocent men killed.
13:55One of them was a serial killer, actually.
13:58Yeah, well, look, thanks for the offer,
13:59but I don't need any help.
14:00You know, particularly from Nancy Drew's
14:02fucking stretched out attic twin.
14:04Have a good one.
14:05Okay, boys, we've got to do this presser.
14:07What do you reckon, ABA is on or off?
14:08Yeah, I reckon on.
14:10I reckon on.
14:11Yeah, 100%.
14:18So which rock was it then, Nick?
14:20I don't know which one it is, Isaac.
14:21It's too busted up.
14:22Is it a bull from another part of the river?
14:24Like Wopper from Dirk's River?
14:25Or Cyclops?
14:26Or Dunker?
14:27Work it in that nightclub busted your ear bones,
14:29Kaz.
14:29I already said, I don't know.
14:31Whoever he is, he's fucking massive.
14:32Maybe it was Mega Man.
14:33Oh, my God, shut up!
14:39What a lake.
14:44Eddie.
14:45And this is about me not telling you I was from here.
14:48Fuck me.
14:49What?
14:50Not even three hours in this rat hole
14:51has already taken its toll, haven't you, Collins?
14:53You look like the bones are us feeling.
14:54Nothing happened.
14:55Drink water.
14:56Sorry I'm late.
14:57I got caught talking to lesbians.
14:59There were so many of them
15:00and they were all so beautiful.
15:02Waterfalls.
15:02I mean, there were only two confirmed lesbians
15:04and they were both very sunburnt.
15:06Okay.
15:06All right, Kath, let's get out of here.
15:08There's a seat at the Darwin Ski Club
15:09with my ass's name on it.
15:10Oh, no, no, we can't drive anywhere.
15:12The camper van company said
15:13we're not allowed to drive on the highway after dark
15:15because of the buffaloes.
15:17But I've booked us into the
15:18Barra Creek Caravan Park for the night.
15:20Fuck!
15:22What?
15:22Have you stayed there before?
15:24Are the toilets bad?
15:45But first, a sad update in the search
15:48for the missing Swedish backpackers
15:49with lead detective Michael Blunt
15:51addressing media earlier this evening.
15:53We believe that Swedish backpacker
15:54Ebber Erling was the victim of a croc attack.
15:57We also believe that it's only a matter of time
15:59before we recover the remains
16:00of one Astrid Arlberg.
16:02It's pretty clear that
16:03Ebber went into the water
16:04at Crossley's Crossing at some time,
16:06probably having a skinny dip.
16:07Yeah, and she's been taken by a bull croc.
16:09And then that bull croc has choked on her arm
16:11and floated upstream to Barra Creek
16:13where it was discovered.
16:14We need to start culling the bastards.
16:16The Swedes?
16:17No, not the bloody Swedes, Rabbit.
16:20The bloody crocs.
16:21They've taken over.
16:22They'll be walking on land next.
16:24Okay, my love.
16:26Is Eddie joining us?
16:27I got us the emu and kangaroo sausages.
16:28They're the house special.
16:30Okay, so the pub has new owners,
16:31Lynn and Mary.
16:32Both straight for now,
16:33but life's long, isn't it?
16:34It is.
16:36Is that Eddie?
16:37Oh, my God.
16:37Look at her.
16:38Look at her little top-knot dolls.
16:40Oh.
16:41I know she doesn't have any family in town.
16:43Is there anyone she wants to catch up with
16:44while we're here?
16:45We could throw a barbecue.
16:46We just need a barbecue.
16:48Actually, I'm going to buy us a barbecue.
16:49Is that the backpackers?
16:50Yeah, Lynn said they weren't here.
16:55I wonder where Eddie's got to.
17:14G'day, everyone.
17:15So, Mary and I have decided that bingo will go ahead tonight,
17:19but now it'll be in Astrid and Ebbers' honour,
17:21which is nice.
17:22No-one likes your effin' bingo.
17:24Well, take a bingo sheet out of respect for the dead bird.
17:26Well, Lynn won't be driving you to dialysis next week.
17:29What are you doing?
17:31Ah, nothing.
17:32That's a...
17:33That's a train.
17:36If that's a train, you need an MRI.
17:38It looks like an arm.
17:40Dals, what's going on?
17:41I promise I won't freak out.
17:42I'm doing so much work on myself
17:43at the moment I've basically evolved into a cosmic head.
17:46Oh, Kath, Blunt made an ID on the arm today
17:51without any forensics input.
17:53It's based on a tattoo on an arm
17:55that had been used as a reptile's chew toy.
17:58Do you think it's Ebbers' tattoo?
18:00Ah, I don't know.
18:01I don't know.
18:01But it's frustrating.
18:02I don't have access to the crime scene photos
18:04because I'm not working the case.
18:06You see, Blunt said that the backpackers
18:07were last seen at Crossley's Crossing,
18:09but look at that mural over there.
18:11How did the arm travel to Barrow Creek?
18:13We're 50 kilometres upstream.
18:14Last call for bingo.
18:16Kath, what if the arm doesn't belong to Ebbers?
18:19What if Blunt's got this ID wrong?
18:21Those missing women could still be out there,
18:23and that's to say nothing of the actual person
18:26whose arm was found today.
18:27What about them?
18:28The way this is being investigated is just not right.
18:31Do you remember what I said in our marriage fails?
18:33Yes, I do remember,
18:34because all four of our parents were there.
18:36I said your sense of justice is my favourite thing about you,
18:39aside from your perfect clip.
18:41Yeah, and then a month later, my dad died.
18:43Yeah, look, if you think there's something wrong here,
18:46you need to go for it.
18:47We'll just keep checking in, OK?
18:50Ah, before I get on the bingo balls,
18:52we'll have a minute's silence for Astrid and Emma.
18:57I'll use the timer on my phone.
18:59OK, and go.
19:11Oh, sorry, my bad, Dad.
19:39Eddie!
19:43Collins?
19:45What are you doing?
19:46I'm running to you.
19:48Why are you so fucking slow?
19:50Oh, Christ.
19:52I'm overheating.
19:53I am like a computer on a lap.
19:56How does anyone move up here?
19:58The air is thicker than clag.
20:01Listen, Blunt has made the wrong ID on that arm.
20:05I can feel it.
20:06No, no.
20:07What you're feeling is a very, very bad case of tit thrush.
20:10No, that...
20:10OK, well, that was not Kath's story to tell.
20:12I saw the cream.
20:13No, well, the fungal infection under my breasts
20:15is totally irrelevant right now.
20:16Look.
20:17Look, the tattoos don't match.
20:18Ebba's tattoo is lavender and violet,
20:21and the victim's tattoo is...
20:23I mean, I don't know exactly what that is,
20:24but I think there's legs involved.
20:26But the point is, the arm from the river isn't Ebba's.
20:29I think we've got a John Doe on our hands.
20:31No, I don't have anything on my hands.
20:33Yeah?
20:33Some random wants to go for a swim
20:34in a river filled with reptilian death puppies.
20:37Not my problem.
20:37OK, right, well, I am sending you the photo.
20:38No!
20:39No, I'm sending it.
20:40Don't send me the photo.
20:40I am sending you the photo.
20:42And there, it's sent.
20:45Was that your phone?
20:47Oh, well, that was very silly, Eddie.
20:49That was just a silly, silly thing to do.
20:51How are you going to make calls now?
20:52I don't care.
20:53I'm not going to make a fucking call.
20:54I won't make a call ever again.
20:55I've been in my whole fucking life.
20:56Come on.
20:57Go.
20:59Right.
21:01I understand not...
21:05Look, I understand
21:07not wanting to spend time in your hometown.
21:10I grew up in Canberra
21:11and I didn't have many friends either.
21:13I had many friends.
21:15Mostly because of our 8 p.m. curfew
21:17and we prayed a lot,
21:18but we can't walk away from this.
21:22Watch me.
21:23I'll make a fucking jaunty for you.
21:26Ah, God.
21:27Eddie.
21:28Do you see me walk away?
21:31This community deserves answers.
21:33Mate, there is no community in Barra Creek, okay?
21:36A full arm showed up.
21:38But did anybody report a missing person?
21:40No.
21:40No one in this town gives a shit about anything or anyone.
21:44Okay, fine.
21:45That's fine, Eddie.
21:45You go back to Darwin.
21:47You drink your coat.
21:48Turn around on your new jet ski.
21:49Oh, yeah.
21:50Hoon around on your new jet ski
21:51that you will absolutely not win,
21:53but I am staying here
21:54because I owe it to this John Doe
21:56to at least try and ID them.
21:58So, what else am I going to do?
21:59I'm going to go to Alice Springs.
22:01It is a lesbian social worker vortex.
22:03It will suck caffeine and never let her go.
22:10You're ear stuffed with big fat balls.
22:12I told you to fuck off.
22:13I'm going home tomorrow, Amber, okay?
22:15So you can fucking fuck off.
22:16From Dad's best, best billboard
22:18right down to the drowsy driver roadside trivia site
22:20dishes my family's.
22:22Barra Creek is Darrell country
22:23and you're not welcome after what you did.
22:25Ugh.
22:26I didn't fucking do anything.
22:27You put a croc in Dad's ute.
22:28Oh, come on.
22:29It was a one metre freshy, okay?
22:31That was croc justice
22:32and it wasn't even big enough to bite his hand.
22:34And you know what?
22:34He deserved it after what he did.
22:36What did he do?
22:37Don't worry about it.
22:38You tried to kill him.
22:39Don fucking bulldozed
22:40a roadside memorial to my mum
22:42so he could widen his driveway by 70 centimetres.
22:46Yeah, so he could get the truck in
22:47to get the new shed in
22:48to put the boat in.
22:49You rat dogs.
22:50You bunch of your fucking rat dogs.
22:51Mate, 7.35am,
22:53I'm doing the daycare drop-off
22:54at Crocky Kids with a Z.
22:55When I come back through here
22:57for the iced coffees,
22:58I'd better not see you, yeah?
23:00My family run this town.
23:01What town?
23:02It's just a fucking pub,
23:04a police station,
23:05a fucking bin.
23:06Yeah, well, the joke's on your shithead
23:07because there's a two bins now.
23:09Oh, okay, cool.
23:09Guess what else you got, too?
23:10I've got this one and this one.
23:12Fucking sit on that.
23:13Piss off!
23:13Yeah, tell God to sit on it, too.
23:15Sit on a big one.
23:16You giant piece of shit people
23:17moving on a fucking shit car.
23:26Sorry about your mum's memorial.
23:29Why?
23:30You didn't drive over it
23:31with the Komatsu?
23:32Yeah.
23:34Is that why you didn't tell me
23:36Barra Creek was your hometown
23:38because of your mum
23:39and putting a crocodile
23:41in that gentleman's car?
23:42Yeah, because this town
23:43is full of shit cunts
23:45like the Darrells
23:45who just do whatever
23:46the fuck they want.
23:48Sometimes I think
23:49the only form of justice
23:50they understand
23:50is Crock justice.
23:51Oh, well,
23:52we can do away
23:52with the quarts then.
23:53Hang on, shut up.
23:54Where'd you get these?
23:55Uh, um,
23:56a journo sent them to me.
23:57They were on the boat.
23:59They're the one
23:59that vomited
24:00on the passenger's sandals.
24:01They beeped it to my phone.
24:03There was a beeping sound.
24:05That's not a Crock bite.
24:06What?
24:07Crock's teeth don't cut like that.
24:09They just thrash you around
24:11to you in chunks
24:12so they can swallow you.
24:14That's been chopped off.
24:21Fuck!
24:22It's a fucking homicide!
24:25Oh, that's fucking great,
24:26isn't it?
24:27Now we're looking
24:27for a missing person
24:28and a fucking killer.
24:30Fuck.
24:31We?
24:37Yeah.
24:39Yeah, fuck this town.
24:40Fuck a lot of them.
24:42I'm like herpes.
24:42I can leave when I fucking want.
24:43So that's a...
24:45Yes, yes, fucking yes.
24:46Yes, you are going to say
24:46yes, yes, yes.
24:49Ow.
24:49Great, I'll call
24:50the superintendent
24:50first thing in the morning
24:52and we'll get
24:53the proper permissions.
24:54Suck job.
24:55Well, that's just
24:55standard procedure, Eddie.
24:57You're such a cop.
24:58You're a cop too.
24:59Yeah, but I'm like
24:59a cool cop.
25:00So you were still
25:01sleeping in the camper
25:02with us tonight?
25:03Yeah, of course.
25:04Sleeping in my nook.
25:06That's where my bag of undies is.
25:28I guess I had for dinner.
25:30What am I?
25:31Laughful?
25:32No, Aunty Mary gave us ice cream
25:33because Mum was kind of a dead crocodile.
25:35Hello.
25:36Boss.
25:37What?
25:37Did you say you're a crocodile?
25:38Yeah, a big one.
25:40What's your mum do for a job?
25:41Is he a butcher?
25:42She's a ranger.
25:43She got me this mission shirt.
25:45Oh, that is a very good shirt.
25:47Let's go.
25:48What's that?
25:48That drawing on the billboard?
25:50Um, that's a rocket
25:52that is taking off into the sky.
25:56Did your mum say
25:56if she found anything else
25:57in that crocodile?
25:58Yeah.
26:00Well, what was it?
26:03Hey, kid.
26:04What was inside the crocodile?
26:12Collins!
26:14Collins!
26:15Oh, good.
26:15You can help me.
26:16Curse up the instructions
26:16for how to disconnect the sewer hose
26:18back there in German.
26:19Ow!
26:21Where'd you get that?
26:22This.
26:23It's my steed.
26:23It's a rental.
26:24Cost me a bomb.
26:25Okay, well, um,
26:26I spoke to the superintendent.
26:29Forensics called this morning
26:30and they confirmed
26:31that the arm belongs to a male.
26:32I still think the tattoo
26:33is of legs,
26:34maybe bird's legs
26:35because they bend backwards.
26:37Blunt is off on a new lead.
26:38Apparently, Astrid and Ebba
26:40interacted with a man
26:41at the Dirks River service station
26:43and they're trying to locate him now.
26:45So, we have been given
26:45the green light to investigate.
26:46Good.
26:47Because I reckon the murderer
26:48fed the John died
26:48to their pet crocs.
26:49So, we just need to disconnect this thing
26:51and if it doesn't spray effluent
26:53everywhere, we can go.
26:54Sorry, did you say pet croc?
26:56Yeah.
26:56Morning.
26:57Morning.
26:57It's hot up here.
26:59Is it?
26:59Yeah, steaming in a Bangkok laundromat.
27:03Yeah, good on you.
27:04Yeah, the croc from yesterday
27:07had no more body parts in it.
27:08Its guts were just filled with chickens.
27:10100% chickens.
27:11Point is,
27:12with a diet like that,
27:13the dead croc
27:14is probably someone's pet.
27:14What?
27:15Who would keep a crocodile as a pet?
27:17Heaps of people up here do.
27:19I know, two in Barra Creek.
27:20To what end?
27:21What do you do with a pet crocodile?
27:22You teach it to heal.
27:23Morning.
27:23Morning.
27:24Gosh, it's hot.
27:25Oh, yeah.
27:26I can steam a dumpling in my cooch.
27:27I reckon
27:29that the killer
27:30has fed the arm
27:31of the jondo
27:31to their pet croc
27:32but then the croc
27:33has choked on it
27:34and camped it
27:35and so the killer
27:35has just dumped him
27:36in the river.
27:36So, I'm going to check
27:37and then check on the two pet crocs
27:38to see if one is missing.
27:39If I can identify
27:40the croc from the river
27:41then
27:42we find our killer.
27:45What?
27:46No, that is not our priority, Eddie.
27:47Forget about the croc.
27:48We need to ID our victim
27:50and what about the sewer pump?
27:51Eddie,
27:52that is a two-person job.
27:54Morning.
27:54Yes, it's hot. Sorry, Lynn. Sorry.
27:57I saved that coat of arms for you.
27:59Sorry, my what?
27:59Your house special from last night. The one you didn't eat.
28:02Oh.
28:02We named it the coat of arms because of the roux and the emu sausages.
28:27Oh. Sorry, I haven't...
28:31Hey, um, oh, sorry. Someone's still in here and that's accidentally locked.
28:35Hello?
28:36Okay, okay.
28:41Oh, my God.
29:11All right, how's it going?
29:13Welcome to the 11 a.m. crocodile feeding experience.
29:16As you know from your socials, I am DJ Darrell, hashtag the Croc of God.
29:21And our pet king who's in that pool behind me was caught by my dad, Don.
29:25He's the largest croc ever recorded in Australia.
29:28It's a suck shit land of crocs. Size does matter.
29:33All right, let's give him some food.
29:36Yeah, clap your hands. That's it. Bring out the beast.
29:39Hey, all right. There we go.
29:42Come on, clap louder. King only comes when you clap.
29:46Oh, here he is. King of the river.
29:48Oh, here he is. So who's he is, what's the stuff?
29:51I go there.
29:55Um, where are your names?
30:01All right, he's done yet.
30:02Sorry, you knew that I was in here.
30:04I'm shutting up. Got to get to the docks. I've got piss in my blood.
30:08All right.
30:08Wait, just one second.
30:10Sorry, do you know any of these men?
30:12Yeah, of course I bloody know them. Out.
30:14Um, could you tell me their names or where I might find them?
30:16Oh, Christ.
30:18As Barry is in a nursing home, that Don bastard's still around.
30:22Trevor Stutchbury died a couple of years ago.
30:24Frank McCullis is in jail.
30:26And that one is dead, probably.
30:28Probably.
30:29He went missing, didn't he?
30:30Do you remember his name?
30:32I don't bloody know. He was in the papers, wasn't he?
30:34Was he? Why?
30:35Because he went bloody missing.
30:37Right, I've had enough of your questions. Out.
30:39What?
30:40Um...
30:40Out.
30:41No, I don't have my shoes, please. Thank you.
30:48He went missing.
30:51Lloyd.
30:52Sorry?
30:53The bloke in the photo. Lloyd Reynolds was his name.
30:56Christ, keep up, girl.
31:07Colin!
31:08Eddie, I think I know who the arm belongs to.
31:10What?
31:11It's Lloyd Reynolds, the jet ski guy from the petrol station.
31:14I'm headed there now to try to ID him.
31:15Fuck off, you hovercat!
31:17And then I'll come and get you!
31:18Yeah, cool. I'm not listening.
31:20Hey, the Daryl's Pet Cross King is still alive.
31:22I've got one more place to check out.
31:24Collins?
31:25Collins?
31:27Fuck off!
31:31Yeah, it's a promotion.
31:33I have to mention the promotion, and two packs of fruity juice for $2 is a good deal.
31:37So are you sure you don't want it?
31:38So sure. I'm really sure.
31:40Well, I can't give you the sign-up sheet because the competition is closed.
31:43Yeah, I don't want to enter the competition.
31:45I just want to confirm the identity of one of the entrants.
31:48I think you might be a missing person.
31:53Oh, my God.
31:56Oh, thank you, Alira. Thank you.
32:01Are you sure you don't want two packs of fruity juice for $2?
32:03I'm so sure.
32:04This man here, Lloyd Reynolds, is there any chance that you remember him?
32:08Yeah, I remember him because the bank told me to cut up his credit card.
32:11Right, and this is his phone number here, is it?
32:13Yeah, 48 times in a row.
32:15Okay, okay, and that was Lloyd on the end there, yes?
32:18No.
32:18You've reached the Barrow Creek pub home of the famous steak cake.
32:21For bookings, press one.
32:23Is this about the Swedish backpackers, Elsa and Aspirin, or whatever?
32:27Because I already told those detectives this morning about them and that Lloyd bloke.
32:30Wait, Lloyd Reynolds is the man the backpackers were seen with?
32:33Yes.
32:34They paid for their noodles and his mobility scooter and two packs of fruity juice for $2.
32:40Are you sure you don't want that?
32:41I don't want it. I don't want it.
32:44Okay.
32:45I think they felt sorry for him because he was old and I cut up his credit card.
32:48Right, and did they leave with him?
32:50No, they went in different directions.
32:51He went to Barrow Creek and they went off to Crossy's Crossing.
32:54Right, thank you so much.
32:56I...
32:56Hang on a sec.
32:57That's Lloyd there.
33:01No, but that's...
33:03Frank McAllister.
33:06Prize include croc boaching, drink driving, identity fraud and petty theft.
33:12Is that him there?
33:14Yes.
33:16Yep.
33:19He's in prison.
33:20How is Frank McAllister committing identity fraud at a servo in Dierks River if he's in prison?
33:29Could he have been released early?
33:38He was released four days ago.
33:40Right, okay, great.
33:40Can I grab an address, please?
33:42You seen the chat?
33:43Fucking funny.
33:45I will get done for that.
33:46Yeah.
33:47See you later.
33:50The address.
34:19Continue straight along Dickey's place.
34:21Line up road for one and a half kilometers and your destination will be on the right.
34:36Lovely.
34:42Lovely.
35:04That song was called Red Flag.
35:05It was about my ex.
35:06And this next one's called Dead Love.
35:09It's about my ex.
35:10No!
35:11Who the fuck repeated our billboard?
35:13Where's Spud?
35:14Where is he?
35:15Amber, we don't want any trouble.
35:16The pool table still sponges you from the water damage last time you guys went at it.
35:20Oi!
35:21Spud!
35:22Did you do that?
35:23Oi, fuck, stick!
35:24Is that your cock and balls on my dad's face?
35:27Nope.
35:28Don't know nothing about no cock and balls.
35:36Always said your old man was a massive cocksucker, though.
35:40My dad is not gay!
35:41No one in our family is gay!
35:43But my dad!
35:44He's the king of the river!
35:50Hello?
35:53Mr. McAllister?
35:57Is anybody there?
36:09Hello?
36:12Oh!
36:14Oh!
36:38Oh, Christ, Eddie!
36:41Oh, God!
36:42My heart is bloody Michael Flatley right now!
36:44What are you doing here?
36:46He's dead!
36:48Yeah.
36:49Yeah, I think he is, too.
36:51I love that cheeky fucker.
36:54Oh, no.
36:55God, Eddie, I didn't...
36:57Oh, I didn't realise he knew him.
37:00We grew up together.
37:01No, he was a bloody good listener.
37:07We used to have baths together.
37:09Oh, my God.
37:11They had the most beautiful, this yellow eyes.
37:15I mean, I've met him at chook every morning.
37:19Sorry.
37:20Who are you talking about?
37:22Triple bat!
37:23The best croc in the Territory.
37:25He's not in his cage.
37:26He must have been who was dead in the river.
37:28Right.
37:29What?
37:30Who are you talking about?
37:31Oh, the man who lived here, Frank McAllister.
37:34I think his arm was in the triple pet.
37:38No.
37:39No, that's not possible.
37:41Well, he was released from prison a few days ago.
37:43I think someone might have killed him when he arrived back here.
37:50Eddie, are you okay?
37:53Oh, fuck, get down, get down!
37:55Get off my fucking property, you fucking slave!
37:59Fuck, Maureen, don't shoot!
38:01No, I bloody will!
38:03Oh, fuck her!
38:04Eddie, stay down!
38:05No, no, he's not going to shoot us.
38:08He's my fucking dad!
38:15Your dad is Frank McAllister.
38:17Yeah, oh, that's one of his fucking names.
38:19And he's not dead.
38:21Yeah, he's fucking dead to me!
38:22You're fucking dead to me, Edwinder!
38:27Break it, fellas.
38:28DJ, leave him.
38:30Get that dick and balls off my dad's face!
38:33Fuck, you crap, fucker!
38:34Come on, DJ, he's going to the ship, too!
38:36I need back up with the jitty.
38:37The dolls are kicking off again.
38:38No, Hoseley, that's not helpful!
38:41Just tell me, and don't piss out my back,
38:43did you feed one of your mates to triple pet
38:46and dump him in a river?
38:47No, I didn't dump triple pet in a river.
38:49Somebody stole him, didn't they?
38:51Oh, that's fucking up!
38:52You shut your hole!
38:53You shut your hole!
38:55The croc's a son I never had!
38:57That was my brother!
38:58A fucking croc, brother!
38:59Just butt him your holes!
39:01Frank, if you're not dead,
39:04then whose arm was in the crocodile?
39:06Who else has your tattoo?
39:08Frank!
39:08I've been listening to my scanner!
39:10Mind the fucking pit, are you?
39:11Yeah, I can say that, can't I?
39:13No, not any!
39:15Them!
39:16What the fuck?
39:17What the fuck's going on, Colts?
39:18I have no idea.
39:19Frank, you're wanted in relation to the abduction of Emma Hurling and Astrid Alberg.
39:23We know you're talking from the Dirk's River pencil station, Frank.
39:25What the fuck?
39:26No, detective, the cases aren't connected.
39:29The backpackers paid for his shopping,
39:30and they went in separate directions.
39:32I knew you'd come back to stitch me out for you!
39:36So, Frank, put your weapons down, and put your hands up where we can see them now!
39:41Frank!
39:42Come on, Frank!
39:43What?
39:43Run!
39:43Fuck, hold on!
39:44No, no, go on!
39:45No, no, go on!
39:46Don't you go down to that, Eddie!
39:47All teams with me!
39:48Go around this way!
39:49We'll cut him off!
39:49We'll cut him off!
39:50Eddie!
39:52Rat, you need to answer my questions!
39:54We're having a triple pinch!
39:55Stop!
39:56That's just annoying, Eddie!
39:57No, I'm getting on!
39:58I'm getting on!
39:59You can't come on!
40:01Piggy, see the boat!
40:02Get on!
40:02Get on!
40:04Get on!
40:05Get on!
40:06Get on!
40:07We have you surrounded!
40:08Have you a chance to surrender?
40:10Come on, Collins!
40:11Okay, fine, but I will vomit.
40:13Ah, there's a splash in the water already!
40:15There's a big splash!
40:16It's probably a fucking bull shark.
40:17Let me see.
40:18They don't have bull sharks, too?
40:20You're a fucking idiot!
40:21Right, Jesus Christ!
40:24Get off the table!
40:25Everyone, get on the boat!
40:26Everybody, get on the boat!
40:28I told you my dad told you to fuck off!
40:30Yeah, we'll duck and suck my dick.
40:32Eddie!
40:33Get out of here!
40:34Did everyone just shush it?
40:36There's something definitely in the water here!
40:38What the fuck is that?
40:41Shut the fuck up!
40:45Troy!
40:46Paul!
40:47Fucking flip it!
40:49Flip it!
40:54No!
40:57Let's go!
40:59I
41:00know!
41:01It's such a good story!
41:02You are soی!
41:04My God!
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