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00:10discord has just been eliminated although it's sad to see another person go we're getting nearer
00:16and nearer to the end in discord land i could be in the top next week i love y'all
00:22so much
00:23love discord yes discord um yeah it's just really emotional and
00:28the first time let's take in the bottom that does not feel good at least another butterfly didn't
00:34die on the stage oh my god jesus christ dude i don't know i have had such high points in
00:42this
00:42competition so far and right now i just hit the bottom and it is not a comfortable place to be
00:48mikey congratulations congratulations mikey win number two win number two to get a win this
00:59close to the finale feels very good and i'm just hyped and darlene juicy congrats to y'all
01:04top placement darlene i feel like you are on the high street you are through the moon going up
01:11watch out sister juicy i'm proud of you because you were in your head a little you know what i
01:18mean and like you pulled it out i want to continue this feeling of overcoming my own personal like
01:25downfalls for sure oh it feels amazing to finally have a good week after this four-week low now i
01:31gotta keep this up i really gotta keep this up as long as i work really really hard then you
01:35know
01:35things are possible speaking of anything's possible jane i got close to the bottom i don't ever want
01:45to be that close again jane your streak of placing the top has ended but i don't think that discredits
01:50your journey this competition i do think you broke a record for placing in the top consistently the most
01:55in one season yeah and that's pretty amazing and i love that but i do just want to find and
02:00rebuke
02:00whatever you have going on over here um this narrative and i want to just reorient the energy
02:06to that was crazy what just happened and we'll be back to our scheduled programming soon
02:13the other girls up to this point have seen me as like kind of unstoppable and for the first time
02:19i'm feeling a little like vulnerable it's just a weird feeling this late in the game we all understand
02:25the stakes that we were given so we just got to fight for it ladies it feels like jane is
02:29starting to
02:29show a few cracks and now that we are at top five the odds of ending up in the bottom
02:34are even higher
02:35and that includes the spectacular jane doe when we are this close to the end it is literally my hairs
02:42did you put panties over the bike short yes law roach said this was the best take of the night
02:49ladies wow
02:53the crown is like so close okay bye oh my god just have to reach out and grab it
02:59no you're too fierce sisters stop you're too fierce and not to fuck up i'm going home you guys
03:15it is say something hat day we're all wearing little hats because we can and we're gay we're fun
03:21what does everyone's hat say about them i wish that mine had a little propeller mine says yay
03:28mine says who let the girls out
03:31that's so crazy and just like so wild i'm a little devil
03:37i'm just a baby
03:41are you sure we gotta say that we gotta say that
03:43it's hot who wore best i like darlene's the best oh thank you
03:48i'm gonna count that on my um win that's your win
03:52i think to keep rising to the top in this competition i have to remember to keep trusting
03:58the fun like yeah yeehaw
04:02hello hello hello
04:04let's go
04:05morning good morning
04:06yes broach
04:07good morning ladykens
04:09for today's mini challenge we're gonna have ourselves a good old-fashioned bitch fest
04:16and we're gonna do it with puppets yay why because everybody loves puppets
04:24first you need to reach into the glory hole and pull out a puppet that represents one of your
04:31sisters first up juicy
04:35i wonder who i'm gonna get reach deep
04:40jane
04:40oh my god so mikey got juicy love dion
04:52hopefully i can make juicy funny because she hasn't been funny all season
04:55how'd you get your hand in there you gotta really want it
04:57all right nene
04:59darlene mitchell
05:00all right darlene mitchell go on over
05:03deeper
05:06mikey meeks
05:07it's uncanny
05:08jane don't go on over
05:10do you want a kiss
05:12surprise surprise you got nene coco
05:16nene is probably the most subdued personality here
05:21which is not necessarily ripe for comedic stylizing
05:26all right ladies you have 20 minutes to drag up your sister puppets
05:31ready set go
05:33let's go juicy
05:36snatched oh shit
05:37what are you gonna make me wear
05:39i'm recreating your design challenge
05:42get a haircut babe
05:43dragging up this darlene puppet is the easiest thing i've done in this competition
05:46all i gotta do is throw those chunky shoes on
05:49and glue a bunch of shit into her hair
05:51it's darlene mitchell
05:53does anybody have a hard front this one's a lace
05:54yeah there's too much lace here
05:56okay time's up
05:58first up darlene mitchell
06:00and little mikey meeks
06:02not too much darlene
06:03let the bitch fest begin
06:05hi mikey
06:07hi darlene
06:08this natural hairline
06:09i i love it
06:10the bravery
06:11and this signature face
06:13do you do pageants
06:14yeah
06:20uh two minutes wow
06:28material material
06:29oh man darlene
06:31darlene has quite literally two things to say about mikey
06:35before she just starts looking around like a child loss at the mall
06:40oh god if i could sink behind this stage or whatever
06:45we call it
06:45that is what i would like to do
06:47get me out of here mama
06:48power down
06:49oh my god hey nene
06:52hey you idiot bitch
06:54whoa nene
06:56you're coming in really hot
06:58no i'm not
06:59i'm glad your mom died
07:01you do look a lot like alissa edwards
07:03do people tell you that
07:04they don't really say much else about me
07:06did you win two challenges
07:08yep
07:08how was your lip sync against discord last week
07:11it was great
07:12have you ever lip synced against a person on ambient
07:15it was kind of like that
07:17in the middle of my set i look up and everybody's looking at me like i'm like balancing my checkbook
07:21all right
07:22i feel like we've covered um pretty much everything you've done here
07:28i'm james oh and i'm good at everything
07:30actually if i see sierra miss in the streets i'm gonna beat her up and steal her lunch money
07:36tough crowd huh
07:41hi everyone it's me juicy latian
07:42whoa juicy that voice didn't work for jojo you don't have to keep putting that on
07:48that's just because i suck a lot of dick
07:51i'm juicy
07:52and the juice is loose if you know what i mean
07:56yeah i sure do juice i can feel it dripping on my hands baby
08:00death drop
08:02i'm glad we're all bombing
08:05hi darling
08:06hi
08:07oh my god you seem really excited
08:10yeah i'm just happy to be here
08:13nene's puppet is sickening i'm kind of like oh i need all this
08:16this is something i want to wear
08:18it's okay sweetie
08:20are you okay
08:23oh it why are you so emotional
08:25uh banana
08:29sure yeah that makes sense
08:31uh hamburger
08:34i guess that's what you can say when things aren't funny
08:37um uh
08:40mashed potatoes
08:44oh
08:45nene you're kind of bombing
08:47yeah that would make five of us i think
08:49nene's puppet looks the best
08:52nene's content is the worst
08:57no just kidding juicy was the worst by far
08:59all right
09:00lady kids you are all rotten
09:03yes
09:03well yes
09:04but one of you
09:06actually no you are all equally rotten
09:11but the real loser of today's mini challenge is
09:16our crew
09:19who had to sit through the unedited version of that catastrophe
09:24damn
09:24so that means the crew will split a tip of $2,500
09:33in exchange for time they will never ever get back
09:39everybody hates poppers
09:44my queens now we've had many guest stars on this show that only need one name like liza lizzo and
09:53latoya
09:53but there's one one name wonder we have sadly overlooked
09:58until now
10:00she's loud
10:01obnoxious
10:02and deeply delusional
10:04discord
10:06and her name
10:08is karen
10:11so for this week's maxi challenge you need to use your improv skills in a show we're calling
10:18karen's gone wild
10:19brought to you by stop that train
10:22in theaters this summer
10:25you're kidding
10:27you're kidding
10:28we just failed miserably at a little improv mini challenge
10:30and now ru says the maxi challenge is an improv challenge
10:34god
10:36be with me
10:37each of you will channel a different karen
10:40whose outrageous behavior is caught on camera
10:43first there's late for her flight karen
10:46who won't take no for an answer
10:47there's parking spot karen
10:49who thinks she owns the whole damn block
10:52there's traffic stop karen
10:54who believes the law does not apply to her
10:56shoplifting karen
10:58who's in deep denial
11:00and then there's hoa karen
11:02who runs the condo complex
11:04like a dictator
11:06oof
11:07now to help you get into character
11:09i'll let you fight over who gets which karen
11:12then later today
11:13you'll be shooting your viral videos
11:16with a pop culture expert
11:18who has a phd
11:20in karenology
11:22oh god
11:23i'm of course referring to
11:26me
11:26no way
11:29i can't get enough of these videos
11:32it's not just improv
11:34it's character improv with ru paul
11:36so you gotta keep up with her
11:38while staying in case
11:39oh my god this is this is a hard one
11:41racers start your engines
11:43and made the best drag queen
11:45win
11:45yeah
11:47let's go karen
11:48karen get your ass on this couch
11:49come on girls
11:49this week's maxi challenge is an improv acting challenge
11:53karen's gone wild
11:55we have some things to sort out
11:57mm-hmm
11:58we have to decide amongst ourselves
12:00which karen each of us will play
12:02does anybody have any immediate responses
12:06karens are karens
12:07anyone will be fine
12:09though i'll take whatever's left
12:10hey i guess i'll call on them
12:12um darlene i saw your hand first
12:13um shoplifting
12:14HOA
12:15okay
12:15traffic stop
12:16i kind of like late for her flight karen
12:18so now i'll do a parking spot
12:21really we have no one wants to fight about anything
12:23wow
12:24that was pretty easy
12:25what the hell
12:25actually i feel like i could fit in kind of all the sides
12:28let's go get ready
12:29let's go get to work
12:30let's go do it
12:31it's ironic that in the middle of a karen challenge
12:34there's no fighting
12:35there's no drama
12:37nothing viral will come of this
12:39hey karen
12:40hey karen
12:41hey karen
12:42hey karen
12:42it's time to get these karens together
12:44we have to start working on these characters
12:47traffic stop karen
12:48i feel like i've done well with the more improv-y based challenge
12:51so i feel pretty solid going into this one
12:53the thing about improv is like you kind of
12:55you
12:56the thing about improv
12:56the thing about improv is
12:57it's a team
12:58it's like a team sport
12:59you know what i mean
12:59you have to like be paying attention to what the scene partner is saying
13:02so that you can respond to it
13:03in previous comedy acting challenges
13:05i have done very well
13:07i was in the top for rdr live
13:09and for the snatch game
13:10so going into this
13:11i'm feeling pretty good
13:12my favorite karen
13:13is the bath and body works candle karen
13:15appleton
13:16oh yeah that youtube video
13:19you've never seen this
13:20i don't think so
13:21can i be honest
13:22those videos stress me out
13:24i think i can't i like can't watch them
13:25um okay
13:27i'm not trying to be like a snob about it
13:29but they do just kind of devolve into screaming and rolling around
13:32it just has that like jerry springer like quality
13:35and i'm trying to take my karen
13:37in sort of
13:39i guess a slightly different direction
13:41i'm kind of making her a bit kooky
13:43she's going to a girls trip in palm springs
13:46you're gonna go do a tour of the rock formations
13:49snatch game was something that i had time to prepare for and think through
13:53before i maw you like a jaguar
13:56but this is more on the fly
13:58so i've gotta really quickly find this character
14:00i'm doing little bubble maps
14:02i am just making lists
14:03oh you made a tree
14:04i'm trying to do you know
14:06what does it say
14:07she's a
14:08sub sandwich
14:09gay husband
14:10so your husband is gay
14:13no
14:14okay well that right there
14:15that's on number one
14:16that's what you shouldn't do in improv
14:16this is gonna be harder than i thought
14:20last time i did the character development
14:21with political ad it didn't go so great
14:23i'm biodegradable
14:24so this time
14:25i'm gonna apply what i learned from my mistakes
14:28and uh see what we turn out
14:30for some reason i want to make her like a dance mom
14:34you just don't understand
14:35my kids are gonna be home from dance practice very soon
14:37and i uh i need the spot
14:39hearing juicy's plan
14:40i think juicy hasn't necessarily like unlocked that thing that really sets her up to do the best
14:46now is the time to really just like let her rip
14:48you've said before like a side that we haven't i feel like really seen here
14:52i remember you saying your friends were like oh my god when you show up to drag race like you're
14:57gonna be the mean girl
14:57maybe this is your chance to be that miami mean girl
15:01oh my god you're so right
15:03yeah i'll be a spicy little latina
15:05oh thank you
15:06you're so smart
15:08take off the earrings
15:09bite off the nails
15:11i feel like i've proven that i have the comedy chops for these challenges
15:15i am hoping to snag another win
15:17but i think the biggest competition for me is jane and mikey
15:21hey lady cam
15:24excuse me i'd like to speak to your manager please
15:27all right i would like to speak to karen karen karen karen karen and karen
15:34hi karen
15:35hi karen
15:37it's karen
15:40so the puppet show was a disaster
15:43right
15:43right
15:44you know with the puppet challenge the thing is it was about framing it in a way for your personality
15:49to come out
15:50which leads me to this improv bit here
15:52do you watch the karen videos
15:54what's the one thing all these karens have in common
15:56they don't take no for an answer
15:58okay
15:59they want something
16:00yeah
16:01and they're not getting it
16:02that is key right there
16:04you have to determine what your want is in this
16:07and you really want to get those sound bites
16:09like ain't nobody got time for that
16:11you know if you have a person in your life that you want to pattern this person after
16:16that helps i mean when i think of karen i always think of my sister rossi
16:19she would be late to picking me up but she would be mad at me
16:22she would always manipulate things in a way that she would wind up on top
16:26you see what the tactic there the psychological tactic
16:29so how are you going to make your karen funnier than what's on the paper
16:34i think there's something fun about watching somebody who's used to being in charge just be told no
16:40the more fleshed out the character is the easier we can rely on how they would react in these moments
16:45yeah use your imagination to frame it in a situation that can create more
16:49i think some good advice that i got from you is that to just really lean into the absurdity
16:54and to like really let that fear of like it not going well kind of like just get in the
17:00backseat
17:00yeah lean into the absurdity with the roast you just let it all hang out
17:04yeah that's what you gotta do
17:06do you hear that juicy
17:07yep
17:07writing it down
17:09writing it down
17:10writing it down taking notes
17:10i'm worried about you the most
17:12why do you think i'm worried about you
17:13because you haven't been getting who i am through these improv challenges
17:17well the bigger question is what has kept you from letting it all hang out
17:21that's the bigger question
17:22how are you going to make your character funnier
17:24i'm really going to lean into the spicy latina that i usually am back home
17:29and um bring up some of that attitude out of me
17:32juicy i believe in you i know that you've got it in you just bring it out okay
17:36thank you
17:37all right kids good luck and don't fuck it up
17:40thank you no more puppets no more puppets
17:43we're about to shoot the karen's gone wild scene face to face with rupaul
17:48i have to really bring it this week if i want to stay out of the bottom
17:53welcome to karen's gone wild hold on to your manager
17:56this karen says the curb is reserved and she's about to stage a whole crime scene to prove it
18:03i just arrived at my location and i can hear some woman screaming
18:07oh yeah oh yeah
18:09oh god here she comes
18:10hi hi papi um
18:16what is she doing
18:17hi papi hi uh this is my parking spot
18:20this is a public street
18:21no it's not public street
18:23maybe over there public street and over there public street
18:25but this is uh for my family
18:27they're coming from satsa class in 30 minutes
18:29not satsa dancing class satsa making class
18:31listen there's parking spaces all over there
18:34okay
18:34you don't have to park here
18:35this is a public parking
18:37no no okay you're being very rude
18:38what do you mean
18:39i'm gonna call my husband
18:40my husband miguel castro
18:41i'm gonna call miguel castro
18:43if you don't move from this spot
18:44ma'am listen
18:45i found this parking spot on the public street
18:48it's not public street
18:49and this is where i'm gonna be
18:51i'm gonna get out of my car i'm gonna go
18:52this is my parking spot for my family
18:54no this is public parking
18:56it's not public parking my love
18:57do you have license registration
18:58repeat after me
18:59public
19:00public
19:01parking
19:02for no one
19:02ma'am
19:03if you keep going i'm gonna call miguel
19:05papi have you seen me
19:06who is miguel
19:06who is miguel
19:07if you want to call miguel i'll call joe anderson
19:11who is joe anderson
19:13my husband is joe anderson
19:15oh your husband
19:15yeah
19:16i see where's your ring my love
19:18i don't see no ring
19:19liar
19:20oh baby
19:21liar
19:21oh i have the ring
19:22i have the ring
19:24are you a prostitute
19:25are you soliciting me
19:26are you soliciting me
19:26you shouldn't be here in this spot
19:28this is my house
19:28listen i'm just gonna get out
19:30no i know
19:30ay
19:31no no no
19:33i'm filming this whole thing
19:35miguel ayúdame
19:38you know what i'm gonna get your license plate
19:40go ahead
19:41i'm gonna get
19:42ow
19:42miguel ayúdame
19:44what is this bitch trying to do
19:46oh she's pretending
19:49she's pretending that i hit her car
19:52ow
19:53miguel ayúdame
19:55Karen down
19:56miguel's parking spot just turned into a federal case
19:59my car's not even moving
20:01ow
20:02look at you
20:04ow
20:06seriously
20:06miguel
20:10you are pathetic
20:11i'm calling the police on you baby
20:13i got the spot
20:14ow
20:15ow
20:16i got the spot
20:17adios muchacha
20:19i see you in court baby
20:21adios puta
20:22look at her
20:23pretending like she got hit by my car
20:25my car not even moving
20:26your car was moving
20:27yes it was
20:28ridiculous
20:31this Karen says she's a loyal customer
20:33the security guard says loyalty still requires a receipt
20:39hey y'all it's Karen coming to you live
20:42oh
20:43the meadowland mall
20:45just picking up my fangs
20:50madam
20:51oh good we're on camera
20:52hey everybody
20:54we got you on camera too lady
20:56see i don't care about these cameras cause you know what god's watching too
21:01oh hallelujah
21:01and he knows the truth
21:03oh yes i want to see your receipt
21:04i already bought
21:05i want to see your receipt
21:07oh
21:07okay well
21:08uh
21:08why don't you start looking through these
21:11let's see i see Funyuns i see um
21:13what's this
21:14yum
21:14what is this
21:16uh
21:17that doesn't look like your color
21:18looks like maybe your color
21:19better than mine
21:20looks like my color
21:22you know
21:23it's real pretty
21:23here here here here here
21:24here
21:24i think that that'll do
21:26well i don't see any of them here
21:28that'll do
21:29i don't see any of them here for our store
21:31you know what
21:32i know Jill
21:33Robert
21:34the the manager of this establishment
21:36no Roger
21:37i know Oral Roberts
21:38i've never seen you here
21:40you know Oral
21:41you know Oral Roberts
21:41you are nasty
21:42Oral Roberts
21:43you're nasty
21:44you're trying to bait me
21:46we've got
21:47i'm here at the Meadow Land Mall
21:49and i'm getting baited
21:50in progress right now
21:51we've got a
21:52Dill
21:53where the hell is Dill
21:54we got a shoplifter
21:55right here
21:56no ma'am
21:57no ma'am
21:58i am here on Tuesdays
22:00Saturdays
22:01okay
22:01sometimes Mondays if my husband's working
22:03hey
22:07this is my sacred space
22:09i love this place too
22:10it's beautiful
22:11and you are taking that from me
22:12you're trying to steal baby
22:14oh no i am a christian
22:16are you
22:16shall we pray
22:17i
22:19dear lord
22:20dear lord
22:20i hope you give this man
22:23uh-huh
22:23to see the truth
22:25oh hallelujah
22:26but i'm not a criminal
22:27yes you are
22:29amen
22:30not karen trying divine customer service
22:33one day this truth is gonna hit you
22:35oh yeah
22:36and you're gonna feel the guilt
22:37where's it gonna hit me
22:38oh you are nasty
22:39show me
22:40show me on the doll
22:41you're just a uniform
22:42where's it gonna hit me
22:43oh
22:43oh
22:45what's your name
22:46pleiotis
22:46jackson
22:48uh-huh
22:48if you're nasty
22:49and what are your credentials
22:50well here they are right here
22:52oh
22:52oh oh okay
22:53wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
22:55oh
22:55okay
22:56oh they're gonna eat this
22:57hey
22:58oh turn around turn around
23:00now
23:00let's go back to the security room
23:03i think i should go
23:04now baby
23:05oh good
23:06now i'm gonna need that back up right now
23:07where the hell is jail
23:09head in that direction
23:10and we're gonna go
23:11but last service i saw
23:11they really taught the importance
23:13of
23:14of
23:14of being honest
23:16asking for forgiveness instead of permission
23:19oh
23:19oh
23:20she's headed out the door right now
23:22i need that back up
23:22can you please
23:24did the lord bring you back
23:26can i have the chips
23:28sure
23:29take them
23:31oh god yeah
23:32jeez
23:35this karen says she left a license at home
23:37but officer says
23:38then maybe leave the car there too
23:45would you roll your window down
23:47sure
23:47sorry
23:48sorry
23:49roll your window down
23:50ma'am
23:51sorry
23:52it's a new car
23:53i'm so sorry
23:54roll your window down
23:55oh my god
23:58ma'am i need you to roll this window down
24:01okay one second
24:01would you just
24:02would you open the door
24:03yeah i got you
24:04all right
24:04license and registration please
24:06i'm sorry
24:07license
24:08and registration
24:09please
24:10who do you think you're talking to
24:12you're not wearing your safety belt which is a violation in this state
24:15you are making this up
24:16license and registration please
24:18where's your license
24:20i'm a police officer
24:21are you
24:22okay this is not a discussion that we're having here
24:24do you have a license
24:26um i uh i don't need a license i'm traveling
24:28in this state
24:30uh-huh
24:30you need a driver's license
24:33in this state you need to tone down the attitude
24:37what i need from you madam
24:38yeah
24:39is your license
24:40and registration
24:41all right
24:41okay
24:43all right
24:44don't reach for stuff
24:45don't reach for stuff
24:46i like your outfit
24:47thank you very much
24:48oh dear
24:49please turn your engine off
24:51it's really hot outside
24:52turn your engine off
24:53i will take your ass to jail
24:55okay
24:56got it
24:57um so license
24:59i don't know about that but i have
25:00this for you
25:02what does it say
25:03where does that get me
25:03karen gaylord
25:04call me
25:06i'll call you a criminal
25:08nice try karen
25:10but the officers committed
25:11to a ticket
25:13are you threatening me
25:15oh hell yeah i'm threatening you
25:16gaylord nation
25:17get a load of this
25:18this is my seventh vlog of the day
25:20oh are you filming me
25:21yeah i'm filming you
25:22you can film me all you want
25:23you see all of this
25:25yes get it
25:26i think i like you
25:27okay i'm gonna have to write you up man
25:29you can take this
25:30for getting on my nerves
25:33what are you doing with your seat
25:35i'm sleepy
25:36uh-uh you are racking up the violations madam
25:39damn it damn it
25:40what kind of car is this
25:41it's a toyota coma
25:42a toyota who
25:43coma
25:45oh bitch i need you to get out of the car
25:47oh no no you can't make me
25:48i need you to get out of the car
25:50i'm placing you under arrest
25:51i can't do this anymore
25:53okay put your hands behind your back
25:55no no don't
25:56put your hands behind your back
25:56no you're threatening i can't do this
25:58put your whole left fist in your mouth
26:01it's so big officer
26:02put your right fist in your mouth
26:03okay that fits better
26:05now say i'm a bad girl
26:08i'm a bad girl
26:09now go like this
26:11i'm a bad girl
26:13yeah get it get it
26:14yeah i got a bad bitch up in here y'all
26:16am i still going to jail
26:17oh hell yeah
26:18yeah you're going to jail all right
26:20there is a child in the back seat
26:22do you guys watch a person
26:23i do can you take a look
26:24yeah let me see where your kids at
26:27hey oh you better get your ass back up in here
26:30you know what i think that was drew verymore
26:37this karen didn't make the flight
26:38so now she's making it everyone's problem
26:45excuse me can somebody move this i gotta get on my flight
26:48sorry ma'am the gate has closed
26:50no oh no no absolutely not that's not gonna work for me i'm so sorry
26:54it's not my fault i'm late
26:55the idiots at csa
26:57ma'am the gate has closed
26:59no but you see this is just a little stanchion you can let me through
27:01oh we closed the door of the plane
27:03no i don't think so see you want you gotta understand
27:05i got here plenty of time
27:06let me see your ticket
27:07okay it's right here
27:11executive class right there
27:12i'm flying to palm springs for a girls weekend
27:15ma'am i'm sorry you late
27:16that plane is about to take off
27:18no no no no you this is not my fault
27:20the idiots at tsa they stopped me
27:22and they confiscated my bags
27:24because all 17 knives that i had in there
27:26to make ceviche for the girls trip
27:28they said it wasn't allowed on the plane
27:29well honey listen i don't know what to tell you but this plane is gone
27:33no it's not there look i can see my girlfriends are in the window
27:36well here i'll tell you what why don't i call the pilot
27:39yeah give them a call
27:40hello we see your id too
27:42okay
27:42yeah they got this white woman up here trying to get on the plane but uh
27:46is that you
27:47yes that is me a few years ago
27:50oh she's about 250 pounds
27:52oh
27:54all right i'll tell her
27:56i'm sorry but the pilot said this is no go ma'am
27:58okay okay listen i'm gonna need you to let me through call that pilot back
28:02baby that dog won't hunt
28:03i'm gonna cut the dramatics with you
28:05i'm gonna tell you the real truth
28:07the honest truth
28:08i have a terminal illness
28:11oh i'm sorry
28:12i do and the doctors told me i only have a few days to live
28:15but they said that the cure to this disease could be a mojito in palm springs
28:21oh a mojito that sounds real good girl
28:24i know i know i'm ready for the cure
28:26but baby this plane is gone
28:28the only thing boarding right now is karen's entitlement
28:32okay i did not want to do this
28:34everybody in my facebook in my facebook groups
28:37you can play that game baby
28:38they're gonna see this
28:39you can play that game baby
28:40how very dare you
28:41how very dare you ma'am
28:43you know what this is an occupational hazard
28:45is what this is
28:46you bother me i was on my break
28:47this is great
28:48and you trying to get me to get you on a plane that's already backing up
28:52you
28:52help help
28:54help
28:54he assaulted me
28:56i got you on camera
28:57this is anti-presbyterian discrimination
28:59i've seen this before girl
29:01you ain't fooling nobody
29:02okay
29:02well i everybody just saw you reach across that desk
29:05uh-huh
29:06and hit me
29:06bye y'all
29:07no no no no hold that
29:09see you later
29:09hold that plane
29:10bye bye
29:11you better hold that plane hold that plane
29:12you better get your ass away from here
29:14now go
29:15you know what i'm getting out of here before security does it
29:17but you'll hear from me
29:17scoot
29:18you'll hear from me buster
29:19come on candy crush
29:22do people still play candy crush
29:27this karen called it community standards
29:29he called it mind your business
29:31and now santa's about to catch a stray in july
29:39mr paul
29:40who is it
29:41karen crenshaw cooper collins
29:44what do you want i can hear you
29:45it is the middle of july july is for the red white and blue you know what colors i see
29:50all around this door
29:52you know what
29:53i see green
29:55i see red
29:56whoa
29:57oh i see red when i'm gonna beat your ass
29:59okay
30:00i'll tell you that
30:00well that's something we can agree on ain't it
30:03i celebrate christmas all year long and that ain't none of your business
30:06it is my business because i'm the head of the hoa
30:08you head of the what
30:09h o a
30:11homos association
30:12no no no no
30:13you need to get your ears checked
30:14i don't need my ears i heard you right
30:16you are the leader of the homos association
30:19homeowners
30:19homos association
30:20also this is a condominium
30:22you know where you are
30:23i do know where i'm in a condominium i pay my lease every month which allows me to luxuriate
30:28in all of this
30:31you see this this is a petition
30:32uh-huh
30:33this was written by the people of this condominium you see it
30:36and your point with all of this is what
30:39we are bound by the same loss you need to take down these decorations
30:44you need to
30:45it's in the h o a ordinances
30:47what am i gonna do it
30:48these are causing allergens
30:49i'm gonna sue you
30:50i know many a lawyer
30:51this is no longer christmas in july it's christmas in court
30:55oh you think you can do that
30:56oh yeah uh-huh i see you
30:57she's in violation of the homeowners association
30:59you are on social media right now
31:01yeah
31:01don't you see
31:02can't catch me
31:03i got you
31:05assaulting and thief
31:06these are deadly things
31:07you gotta go over there
31:08no no no
31:09you got a lawsuit
31:10look at this
31:11you
31:11these halogen lights
31:13don't you touch them
31:14oh they're giving me a seizure
31:15oh you're gonna get an ass kicking
31:16oh they're giving me a seizure
31:17you're gonna get an ass kicking
31:18okay that's it right there i'm calling the police right now
31:20i know the chief of police calling
31:21see i got you on camera
31:22i got you on camera
31:23i got you on camera
31:24we got a lawsuit
31:26we got a lawsuit
31:27i got pay more where that came from
31:28oh what about take your candy cane
31:29uh-uh you can sit on it
31:31but you oh
31:32woman they gonna get you
31:33get this
31:34look get this
31:34yeah no
31:36we gotta get it out of here
31:37you're going to jail
31:37it's july
31:38you're going to jail
31:39no more
31:41christmas decorations
31:42police
31:42no
31:43somebody call the police
31:44no police
31:44i'm sick of it
31:46i got all on camera
31:47oh
31:50oh
31:51did i not have it on camera
31:58where's the manager
31:59it's a new day in the workroom and i am feeling like i need to speak to the manager
32:03meow
32:04do not record me
32:06today the judges will get to watch our karen performances
32:10i'm feeling
32:11oh god i don't know how i'm feeling
32:14i feel
32:15uh
32:16very
32:17very
32:18uh
32:18severe
32:19honey
32:20severe up in here
32:21i may be losing it a little bit because there's this type of challenge there's really
32:25no reassurance
32:26y'all i'm feeling a little nervous for this one because in the previous comedy challenge
32:31there were people in the room laughing this one was straight up me and rupaul
32:37part of me is like yeah you kept it with rue the whole time but the other side was like
32:41but were you funny at all
32:43hmm
32:44i left that shoot thinking what the hell just happened right
32:49right
32:49we didn't get to watch each other do these scenes i don't know how the other girls did so that
32:54makes me
32:55even more nervous
32:56does anyone feel overwhelming like yeah i killed that that was awesome i did a great job
33:01i feel like there are moments when i'm like oh girl i i ate it you know what i mean
33:05that is one thing about you
33:07one thing about darlene darlene thinks she ate
33:10it ended in both of us hunched over laughing
33:13yeah darlene you feel like farthest from a karen how did you channel karen
33:17i don't know if i had that sort of like angry like burst i definitely went to like bless your
33:22heart route
33:23i feel like i got a lot of laughs during my karen skit
33:26but as far as the challenge of being a karen i don't know girl
33:31after rue's walkthrough where she like singled me out a little bit i was like you have to let loose
33:35you have to have fun
33:36i was like okay well you know what i just have to like go out and do it
33:39and like i feel like i took a big big risk doing a hispanic karen
33:44considering that everyone else is you know stereotypical karen
33:47you could say white
33:50did you channel anybody you know or like any like
33:52i channeled like a mixture of nyutka marcos
33:55which is like this really famous crazy cuban lady
33:58and i channeled a bit of my mom she's not a karen but she'll pop off
34:01oh god
34:01so i was just channeling that i was channeling like all the times i've seen my aunties fight or you
34:06know argue
34:06and like the hand motions and all that
34:08honestly having rue as a scene partner was fun
34:11she called me a whore
34:12um she said that i look like a prostitute
34:15easy that was my dress
34:16yeah
34:16i love the dress
34:17i love the dress
34:19leave darling santi alley dress out of this
34:22normally when we have a comedy challenge juicy comes back and she is a woman in crisis
34:26today i can tell from her energy that she feels a lot better about how yesterday went than she has
34:33in the past with these kinds of comedy challenges
34:35my thing is anxiety
34:37i'm on a journey of not doing the thing that i always do where i go back home after we
34:42do a challenge and think about every single thing that i could have done better and that i did wrong
34:45i've come this far
34:47my track record's fab
34:49i look fab
34:50i look fab
34:51i feel fab
34:52i smell fab
34:52i smell well not currently but i will smell fab
34:55i'm feeling cautiously optimistic i think i did what was asked but some people seem to be saying that rue
35:04was really laughing at them which is making this much more nerve wracking than past performance challenges
35:09nene where's your head up
35:11i also am like
35:12it could have been great
35:14it could have been shit
35:14i don't know
35:15like i was having fun
35:17i feel like i stayed in character the whole time
35:19my joe karen sketch was so fun
35:21but also at the same time i'm like
35:22did i pick up on everything that rue was putting down
35:25in my scene rue was in character the whole time
35:27yeah
35:27so she wasn't like
35:28breaking character and laughing or anything
35:30so
35:30it definitely wasn't the laughs like we got during snatch game
35:32you know
35:33speak for yourself
35:35the pressure's on y'all
35:37the pressure's on
35:37it's a really really strong group of girls
35:40i feel like everyone's weakness is definitely their psyche
35:42the inner saboteur of it all
35:44this challenge is the one that's gonna determine the top four
35:46so we're all feeling the tension in the room because we just don't know where we're gonna land
35:54welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race
35:57she's always ready to make a scene
35:59michelle visage
36:01a scene?
36:02can i speak to somebody above you?
36:05like who do you report to?
36:08that's who i want to talk to
36:09ma'am i am the manager when the manager's not here
36:16she knows a thing or two about going viral
36:19p.s. madison
36:20i all rule
36:21i got a shot for that
36:22and i'm all better now
36:26and she's no stranger to drama
36:29it's the fabulous julianne nicholson
36:32wait a minute
36:32are you recording me right now?
36:38welcome my love
36:40thank you i'm so happy to be here
36:41this week we challenged our queens to cause a commotion
36:45as karen's gone wild
36:47and tonight on the runway category is
36:49from wholesome to fulsome
36:51oh
36:53racers start your engine
36:55and may the best drag queen win
37:01the category is
37:03from wholesome to fulsome
37:05up first
37:06juicy love dionne
37:08my wholesome look is
37:09an alice in wonderland inspiration
37:12oh dear
37:13oh you've got crisco in my poppers
37:16now you've got poppers in my crisco
37:18pop till you drop
37:20once we smell the poppers baby
37:22that kitty girl comes out
37:24and i have cheshire cats covering up my privates
37:27with a chastity belt because i'm a good girl
37:29i feel like i fit the cat to go right
37:31meow meow
37:33curiosity killed the cat
37:34but a good whip brought it back
37:36calico you better do
37:40darlene litchell
37:41oh it's a housewife
37:42taking a casserole
37:43at the fulsome street fair
37:45no kink is off limits
37:47so don't piss me off
37:48just piss on me
37:50she don't piss until
37:52i've got my hanky on display
37:54and i have my fully stoned bedazzled crystallized
37:58pea stain
37:59oops
38:00things got a little messy
38:02and the nastiest little daisy dukes you've ever seen
38:06head to toe i am dripping
38:07now that's what i call a golden girl
38:11mikey meeks
38:12oh
38:13oh her safe word is rosebud
38:15i'll take a dozen
38:17mikey meeks stars in everything's coming up roses
38:20it's a double feature
38:21oh no
38:22i pricked my finger
38:24but i kinda like the pain
38:26i reveal into my harnessy thorny bdsm couture
38:30do not fuck with me fellas
38:32cause i also have a vine whip
38:33wholesome to fulsome babe
38:35sweet as a rose to thorny and horny
38:37thorn
38:38when did i have thorn
38:40well i've seen her videos on thorn hub
38:43oh
38:43jane don't
38:45i'm looking for my husband deboneezer
38:49young beautiful dowager widow
38:53wandering through her husband's manse haunted by his ghost
38:58and then i tear away my nightgown
39:00oh
39:01to reveal my fully encrusted red lingerie set
39:04she's the latest cast member
39:06the rocky horror picture show
39:08yeah
39:08i'm wearing my mrs love it hair
39:10running a bordello
39:11i'm pouring hot wax all over my heaving bosom
39:15it's sort of funny and twisted but still sexy
39:19like the heroine
39:21like the heroine of a bronte novel
39:22if she was also a slut
39:24i feel gorgeous
39:25i heard of a candle in the wind
39:27but this is extra
39:29nene coco
39:30give me your tired
39:33your lonely
39:34your horse
39:36i am the very freshly constructed statue of liberty
39:40circa 1886
39:41she is draped in this beautiful pure copper
39:44oh
39:46give me liberty or give me a piece of ass
39:49yeah who knew that lady liberty was so kinky
39:52this is another nene coco original i made it head to toe
39:54she's covered in spikes
39:56Folsom is all about the freedom of expression
39:59so who better to represent that than the statue of liberty herself
40:02you can see her in torch thong trilogy
40:05now that's what i call a staten island fairy
40:07you want to see a tunnel
40:14welcome queens
40:15it's time for the judges critiques
40:18starting with
40:19juicy love dion
40:21this outfit tonight
40:22i just said
40:23here kitty kitty here kitty kitty kitty
40:24hey
40:25you know
40:26you look like sex
40:27the little demure
40:28alice in wonderland
40:30party girl over it
40:31it was really fun with the giant poppers
40:32it says it all
40:33about you juicy
40:34you were the parking spot
40:37karen
40:38liar
40:38you really let yourself go
40:41you let yourself have it
40:42you had physical comedy
40:42i loved the spanish stuff
40:44i loved the thing ru called you a puta
40:46it just
40:47it looked like you two had a good time
40:48i loved your rail work
40:51or your railography
40:52if you will
40:53the way you sort of tumbled over the rail
40:55you were totally committed to that moment
40:57and letting yourself go
40:58i really fell all the way out with your
41:01ayude me
41:03you kinda did get stuck in the miguel part
41:06but it was just the other little things that you did that made up for
41:09so juicy you came with the character
41:11and i was impressed with that
41:12you were fun
41:13i had a great time with you
41:14i'm happy to see that you let it all out
41:16thank you
41:17Darlene Mitchell
41:18now this outfit right here girl
41:20listen
41:20it brought back memories
41:22okay
41:23thank you for being the boundary pusher tonight
41:29oh yellow nails too
41:31we went there
41:32you feel like the missing village person
41:34that we all wanted and never got
41:36and you were the shoplifting karen
41:38you matched ru
41:39everything that ru did you said yes and
41:42and that's like rule number one for improv
41:44it felt very alive and moment to moment work
41:47Darlene you're so stupid
41:50i had so much fun with you
41:52you're a really good scene partner
41:53i think you are so funny
41:55but i would have wanted to see more karen from you
41:58you weren't as much a karen as you were a good christian lady
42:02growing up in the midwest there was a lot of that sort of like bless your heart woman
42:06but on the inside rotted
42:08yeah on a scale of one to ten from my book i would definitely give you a high long eight
42:15because i got one
42:16okay
42:18eight
42:18okay
42:19ten
42:22dang
42:24all right up next mikey mix
42:26now this outfit
42:28girl you're making me thorny baby
42:30just blown away by it
42:32this is gorgeous tonight
42:33that hair is so gorgeous
42:35that reveal was fantastic
42:36and top to bottom beautiful
42:37beautiful
42:38you were the most karen of the bunch
42:40where's your license
42:41and i believed it
42:42with the kate goslin hair and all
42:44a karen is about having privilege
42:46and using the privilege to her advantage
42:49you did it for me
42:51one of the things that first jumped out to me was how quickly you went from entitlement
42:56i don't need a license i'm traveling
42:57to seduction
42:58to distraction
42:59to coma
43:01to running away
43:03was just brilliant
43:04when you brought the seat back
43:05like your imagination was limitless
43:08and you just pulled out every last thing you had in your bag of tricks
43:11and i bought every single one
43:12wow
43:13you seem very surprised by the critiques
43:15i am surprised
43:16i am
43:17when it's improv and it was really just the two of us
43:19you leave going what the hell did i just do
43:22what i'm learning and what i need to continue to work on is trust my gut
43:25because it's gotten me this far
43:26great night for you mikey
43:27wow thank you
43:28thank you
43:29up next jane don't
43:30i just love that juxtaposition of the sort of jane austen to like red light
43:36hooah
43:38in the improv challenge
43:40if you've ever seen a karen cut up
43:42they cuts up in those airports
43:44and like i needed more foolishness from you
43:47the 250 pounds
43:48you could have easily just tore into rule about you being 235
43:53you know it was so many things that you could have played off
43:56you know with rue that i thought you were missing
43:58i loved when you were rolling around so casually even though clearly he was nowhere near you
44:04i think in this situation i didn't get karen i was getting more mrs roper
44:08i agree that i didn't get as much karen as i maybe would have liked but i loved your patterned
44:14moo moo and your hair and your glasses
44:15i don't know just being like a lady from palm springs i think is just spiritually where i feel the
44:20most at home
44:20so i was just kind of like
44:21i just feel like you came there with things that you wanted to say and you said them and you
44:26weren't allowing yourself to go further than that and i know you've got more than that i just wanted you
44:30to be more karen i guess
44:32i'm sure
44:32is all we've all experienced it at this point
44:34rue's entire algorithm is karen's which is why this challenge is probably happening
44:39listen you're you're great a few maneuvers she could have been absolutely perfect
44:44nene coco
44:45i had very high expectations when you came out because i felt your desperation so clearly i loved your nails
44:52on the clipboard
44:53there were specific things along the way that really brought that character to life
44:56you understood what a karen was i just think you ran out of steam it felt like it became the
45:02same thing over and over
45:03you have to keep it moving to keep the comedy moving
45:06yeah i feel like i had a lot of energy came in really hot
45:09yeah
45:09and uh didn't have as many levels in there
45:11yeah now in the runway i was like yes ma'am and looking at this outfit makes me miss new
45:18york city late night
45:20i'm sure we partied with a few club kids that dressed up like this a few times
45:24i just want to get on a ferry and ride all the way
45:28it's such a beautiful nostalgic moment to see lady liberty especially in this moment with all that's going on in
45:34the world around us
45:35would you ride a ferry
45:36i ride a ferry with you
45:40all right nene anything else you want to add
45:42you'll be hearing from my lawyer
45:46thank you
45:46thanks
45:47all right well thank you queens i think we've heard enough
45:49all you untucked backstage
45:51the judges and i will deliberate
45:54all right now just between us girlfriends what do you think
45:58starting with juicy love dion
46:00i was really proud of juicy in this challenge actually as parking spot karen
46:05i agree that there were enough viral moments in there
46:08very very funny i had no idea that she would come through like that
46:12she did a really good job tonight
46:14all right let's talk about darlene mitchell
46:16i felt you two were together and you were having a great time
46:19one of the best bits for me was actually you showing us your credentials ru
46:23singing and dancing
46:24so when you can elevate your scene partner that's one of the signs of a great actor and she has
46:28that
46:28i love every single thing about what she did apart from the fact that she wasn't a karen she was
46:34more like i'm a good christian woman
46:35but i did like her comedic timing with you ru
46:37she was down to play
46:39all right mikey meeks
46:40i've tried all of those stunts in the car before and i got arrested so that is definitely a real
46:46karen
46:47honey i have seen these women get away with all of these antics
46:51she just tried everything she could think of and it never felt forced
46:54all right jane don't
46:55she has set the bar so high for herself
46:58she tried to control it too much is the best way i can say it
47:02and that's where we can get lost when we're not so much in the moment
47:05i think she was trying to script it more than just letting it letting it flow
47:09so if you threw something at her ru she didn't take it she didn't take the bait and that happened
47:13a few times
47:14no i don't think so see what you gotta understand
47:16what she did was good but it just wasn't enough it certainly wasn't karen enough for me
47:20all right nene coco
47:22now nene coco was the other one who really knows what a karen is she got it she understood the
47:26assignment
47:26however it felt like she got stuck and kept kind of driving home the same persona
47:31i think it's hard when you start from such a high place
47:35because then there's nowhere to go and i think that's what happened
47:38felt like there's a lot of screaming with not a lot of you know meat and potatoes
47:42silence i have made my decision
47:44bring back my girls
47:47welcome back queens
47:49i've made some decisions
47:55mikey meeks your traffic stop karen was just the ticket
48:00congratulations you're the winner of this week's challenge
48:03woo let's fucking go
48:04you've won a cash tip of five thousand dollars
48:08plus tickets to see stop that train
48:11the first feature film from the drag race universe
48:14in theaters this summer
48:15i got my roses bitch
48:18oh my god karen's
48:21i will thank you this time
48:27darlene mitchell in the challenge
48:29you were a little karen light
48:32but your runway
48:34was a real pisser
48:37juicy love dion
48:39your parking spot karen
48:41was a little over the line
48:44but your runway
48:45was perfect
48:50juicy love dion
48:52you are safe
48:54thank you so much
48:56you may step to the back of the stage
48:58thank you
48:58yeah
49:02darlene mitchell
49:06you are safe
49:12you may join the other girls
49:14thank you
49:16nini coco
49:17jane don't
49:19i'm sorry my dears
49:20but you are both up for elimination
49:23i have come way too far
49:25and i have spent way too much time and energy and anxiety
49:29to get to this spot
49:31so i'm gonna do what i need to do to get through this shit
49:34so that i can be at the end
49:35two queens stand before me
49:38ladies
49:39this is your last chance
49:41to impress me
49:42and save yourself
49:44from elimination
49:47for the first time in the entire competition
49:50the spectacular jane is in the bottom
49:52and she's up against me
49:53and that is bad news for her
49:57the time has come
49:59for you
50:00to lip sync
50:02for
50:03your
50:04life
50:10good luck
50:11and don't
50:13fuck
50:14it
50:14up
50:16woo
50:21go get your friends and meet me on the floor
50:26you're all the candy i can get you more
50:28you start to slurring and i'll start to squeal
50:32i'm falling over in my nine inch heels
50:36come on
50:37come on and hit me come on
50:41let's go
50:42i could be your girlfriend for the weekend
50:46you could be my boyfriend for the life
50:49no excuse to make a bad decision
50:53your thought he's getting close under the lights
50:58i live in a dance for me
51:00i'm feeling like i know you're not alive
51:05take your time to go down and leave it
51:08and i won't say goodbye
51:11let's go
51:12i'll take you to the garden of Eden
51:15i'll take you to the garden of Eden
51:31i'll take you to the garden of Eden
52:00i'll take you to the garden of Eden
52:06i'll take you to the garden of Eden
52:08i'll take you to the garden of Eden
52:11i'll take you to the garden of Eden
52:13i'll take you to the garden of Eden
52:28great
52:34my
52:35pounds
52:35Thank you, Apollo.
52:38Queens, I've made my decision.
52:46Nene Coco, Chante, you stay.
52:52You may join the other girls.
53:06Jane, my queen, you are a star.
53:11Never take don't for an answer.
53:14Now, sashay away.
53:18Thank you for everything.
53:26Oh, um...
53:35I am surprised, but, I mean, you know, I did my best, and I killed it, and...
53:45I think I deserved to go to the end, but this has been really amazing, and I love these girls
53:50so much.
53:52It doesn't really feel like there's much else to say.
53:58Yeah, catch you on the flip.
54:06Dragulations, queens.
54:07And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
54:11Can I get an amen up in here?
54:13Amen!
54:14All right, now let the music play.
54:16Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race, you'll be co-hosting...
54:19Good morning, bitches!
54:21Can I just put my...
54:22Oh, yep.
54:23Like that.
54:23There you go, yeah.
54:24You're just stopping at a certain point.
54:25You're gonna need a tarp, and an ass.
54:28Oh!
54:28Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
54:29Can't say that on television.
54:30Fucking chef kiss from head to toe.
54:33Everything you did was incorrect.
54:37It's almost too much for my brain to handle to think that one of us has made it this far,
54:41and is about to get to the top.
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