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00:03موسيقى
00:30رسي أظهي كنت سا تزدح
00:31هاتف
00:33لأجل شخص
00:35ومع المسفقة
00:36لا تحول تحول الان
00:37موسيقى
00:39بالنسبة لاللاست
00:40نعم
00:41نعم
00:41نحن نتحدث
00:42عندما تحصل
00:43لا، هناك مجرد جد و كل شديد يحصل إلى المنزل لذلك، فهذا فقط أصبح أقلقاً بلاديني
00:51مجرديني بلديني؟
00:53نعم، نعم، نتحدث عن المنزل عندما تحصل في المكان
00:57أعلمه!
01:00تقلقاً؟
01:01أعرف، نعم، لا تقلقاً للمنزل
01:04المنزل جزيزي
01:07ويأت أجل أحضر المنزل
01:11and I thought
01:12wait a minute
01:14chicken graveyard
01:17it's spooky
01:20what do you think?
01:21I think you get more into Halloween
01:22than the kids do
01:23oh I love it
01:25I do I do
01:26it's all that free candy baby
01:28you know
01:28sticking it to the man
01:31no matter how much
01:32our neighbors hate me
01:33when they see me
01:35with my kids at the door
01:36they have to give me candy
01:40it's the law
01:44mommy daddy
01:45there's dogs on our front lawn
01:48damn it
01:48they're eating my decorations
01:53Gracie
01:55did you jump off the stairs again?
01:57no
01:58I think you did
02:00and I have told you
02:01a hundred times not to
02:02Jim
02:02would you tell her
02:03not to jump off the stairs?
02:04don't jump off the stairs
02:06thank you
02:07no that's a hundred and one
02:08if you do it again young lady
02:10you are going to be very
02:12sorry
02:12why can't I jump?
02:14oh honey
02:15because you could fall down
02:16and hurt yourself
02:17like mommy did
02:18well
02:19so much for my chicken graveyard
02:21oh don't worry Jim
02:22I'm sure you can make
02:23another one by lunch
02:26that's really funny
02:27yet no man wants you
02:32there's dog vomit
02:33all over the lawn
02:34I know
02:35I know
02:35don't touch it
02:36I've got an idea
02:56hey
02:59happy Halloween
03:00nerd
03:03you know
03:04we got a meeting
03:05with the Fergusons
03:06in an hour
03:06I thought that was tomorrow
03:08well it was
03:09till I changed it
03:11hey
03:14here
03:16that came for you
03:17it was in the front
03:17someday you'll be
03:19mine forever
03:19a secret admirer
03:22ooh
03:23secret admirer
03:25stud muffin
03:26you're the man
03:26thanks for pretending to care
03:28you're welcome
03:30it's a doll
03:32of me
03:35wow
03:36some freak went through
03:37a lot of trouble
03:38for this
03:39I think it's sweet
03:40someone really wants me
03:42dead
03:44wow
03:48Ferguson's an hour
03:48right
03:56you girls look great
03:58so you're a waiter
03:59so you're a waiter
04:00yes I am
04:01would you like to look at our special tonight
04:07oh my goodness
04:08it's my favorite dish
04:09Gracie face
04:12you know what sweetie
04:13it's a little chilly out
04:14would you go upstairs and grab your sweater
04:15and I girl
04:17thank you
04:18wow
04:19Cheryl
04:19you look great
04:21no I mean you really look great
04:24you do too
04:26really
04:26you like it
04:27it's my wedding touch
04:29still fits
04:29yeah like a paint job
04:32hey Kyle
04:33my man
04:34this is your first Halloween
04:40what is he
04:41isn't he adorable
04:42he's a pea pod
04:43a pea pod
04:45I mean an evil body snatching pod
04:47oh good
04:48that's better
04:54don't even think about it
04:56Gracie
04:57don't even think about it
04:58you don't think I'm serious
05:00just try me
05:01I am the adult here
05:02I am the boss
05:03I'm the boss
05:06you are really pushing it
05:08young lady
05:08don't you dare
05:10jump off that step
05:14all right
05:16that's it
05:17I warned you
05:18no trick or treating
05:22I hate you
05:26so just I'm going
05:28yeah honey
05:29yay
05:34Cheryl what was that about
05:35I don't know
05:37I was mad
05:38it just came out
05:39but you saw her
05:40she's totally out of control
05:41I know
05:43but it's Halloween
05:43it's trick or treating
05:46look Jim
05:47I have begged
05:48I have pleaded
05:49I've given her time
05:50out nothing
05:51worked
05:51I had to do something
05:52I know
05:52but you don't take away
05:53a religious holiday
05:57hey how you doing Brad
05:58good Jim
06:00what's that
06:00what's that in your front yard
06:02that's a ghost
06:03with shoes
06:06spooky huh
06:07you know
06:08Al Krentis
06:09across the street
06:09he's got a skeleton
06:11in the coffin
06:11yeah well he's also got a son
06:13in a drag show
06:14happy Halloween
06:24hello
06:24ground up design
06:25Andy speaking
06:26hello Andy
06:28who is this
06:29you took me out
06:31five years ago
06:32that could be anybody
06:33you took me to dinner
06:35and a movie
06:35Claudia
06:38yes
06:38I never heard
06:40from you again
06:40why didn't you
06:42call me Andy
06:43you should have
06:44called me
06:45I'm sorry
06:46you seemed a little
06:47well nuts
06:48and you know what
06:50I think I made a good call
06:51on that one
06:53hello
07:00nice costume
07:01nice costume
07:05you've got mail
07:22oh my god
07:30hello officer
07:31hi
07:32yes
07:32I think my life
07:33is in danger
07:34there's this girl
07:35who's sending me
07:35love notes
07:36and smiley faces
07:37and dolls
07:38yes thank you
07:39wait a minute
07:40there's no
07:40valentine squad
07:52I don't know why
07:52I'm being punished
07:56I didn't do anything wrong
08:00I mean our costumes are great
08:02I don't even know
08:03if this is gonna fit next year
08:08come on grapes
08:09don't be sad
08:10hey
08:12ready for a corn chip race
08:14one
08:15two
08:16three
08:16go
08:19come on
08:20I'm winning
08:23come on
08:24come on
08:29don't be mad at me
08:30this is your mom's thing
08:33she's the bad guy
08:36hey you wanna hear a joke
08:39no I can't tell you
08:40that one
08:44maybe if I clean it up
08:48no I can't
08:53sugar treaters
08:54come on
08:55let's go give them candy
08:55come on greasy
08:56come on
08:57get in your thing
08:57come on
08:58get in your thing
09:00and remember
09:02when I say special tonight
09:03you say
09:04boo
09:05that's right
09:06trick or treat
09:08wow you scared me
09:11well would you be interested
09:13in our
09:14special tonight
09:15boo
09:16hi Gracie
09:19hi Emma
09:20oh you guys are really brave
09:22I mean you walked right past that ghost with shoes
09:26my dad says you're crazy
09:28oh he did did he
09:30where did he tell you that
09:31in a bar
09:34daddy when can we go to Gertrudeen again
09:37oh I don't know honey
09:38maybe next year
09:41how many minutes is a year
09:44I don't know
09:46nobody knows
09:49oh you're killing me baby
09:54maybe we can go to one house
09:56really
09:58I don't know
09:59mom said no trick or treating
10:01okay
10:03you know what though
10:05if we just go to one house
10:07and show them our costume
10:08that's not trick or treating technically
10:12and if they give us candy
10:15it would be rude not to take it right
10:18I love you daddy
10:21I love candy
10:22let's go
10:28alright honey
10:29we went through a few more houses
10:30than I thought we should
10:31but
10:32good news is
10:33we beat mom home
10:35trick or treat
10:44you
10:45upstairs
10:46you're the boss
10:47not you
10:49really
10:49because it looked like you were looking at me
10:51are you sure
10:52and maybe because she's
10:53no
10:54you
11:00let me ask you something
11:01on what planet
11:03is trick or treating
11:04considered a punishment
11:05oh come on
11:06Cheryl
11:07we just went to a couple of houses
11:12we took that from a kid
11:16Jim
11:16you have completely undermined my authority
11:19come on Cheryl
11:20it's not like she's gonna be doing this the rest of her life
11:22it's just a stage
11:23she's gonna grow out of it
11:24you know what
11:25I am sick of being the bad guy
11:27well
11:28but why don't you try being a little nicer
11:33and you know what honey
11:35this would be a good time to start
11:39you know
11:40I am home alone with them all day
11:41just trying to set some boundaries
11:43and you come home after work
11:44and you just tear them down
11:46Mr. Fun Dad
11:47with your jokes
11:48and your games
11:49and your secret jelly donuts
11:50before dinner
11:52how do you know about those
11:54I empty your pockets
11:55before I do the wash
11:58now I need you to back me up
11:59more and enforce my rules
12:01well honey
12:02what if I don't agree
12:03with all your rules
12:04that doesn't matter
12:04we need to present a united front
12:06or the kids are gonna take over our house
12:08oh come on
12:09honey
12:10take over the house
12:11you're overreacting
12:12but
12:13how come every time we disagree
12:15I'm overreacting
12:16because
12:17you're the bad guy
12:22so he goes behind my back
12:24but somehow
12:25I'm the one who's overreacting
12:26can you believe that
12:27I still can't believe
12:28you went on a second date
12:29with him
12:31okay Cheryl
12:33problem is solved
12:34I just talked to Gracie
12:36and I told her
12:36even though we went
12:37trick-or-treating
12:38she still has to listen
12:39to her mother
12:40oh good
12:41I'm sure that solved everything
12:42so you can thank me
12:44and
12:45bacon
12:47morning
12:52Andy
12:53please
12:53put those away
12:59what are you doing here
13:02slept in the back room
13:03I'm afraid the snarker
13:04will show up
13:05at my place
13:07damn this body
13:09it's a freak magnet
13:16it's almost too easy
13:17what is
13:19hey fans
13:20this is Claudia
13:21you're dead
13:26you're the stalker
13:27yes
13:29why would you do this to him
13:31because he is so mean to me
13:33last April Fool's
13:34he called me
13:34and told me
13:34Aunt Charlotte died
13:35she did
13:42oh
13:43well I'm in a groove
13:44I can't stop now
13:49that could be anything
13:53my house suddenly
13:58I'm gonna do it
14:00I'm going
14:01I'm going
14:02Gracie
14:06Gracie
14:06did you knock over
14:07the lamp I hate
14:08no
14:09are you lying
14:10no
14:11Ruby
14:13she did it
14:14nobody likes a snitch
14:18all right Gracie
14:20go up to your room
14:21no
14:23Gracie
14:24I'm not gonna tell you again
14:25one
14:27two
14:27I count
14:29you don't count
14:30three
14:30all right
14:31that's it
14:32that's it
14:32nope
14:33you're in a time out
14:34and you're not going
14:35to Brittany's birthday party
14:36on Saturday
14:36I hate you
14:38yeah
14:39well get in line
14:43is that why
14:44I hate you
14:45I just heard
14:46yeah
14:46oh
14:47then you did it right
14:48thank you honey
14:50what'd you do
14:51I gave her a time out
14:53good
14:53and I told her
14:54she can't go to
14:55Brittany's birthday party
14:56on Saturday
14:56no
14:57no
14:57Jim
14:57Jim
14:58you can't do that
14:59Brittany just moved in
15:00she only has two friends
15:02Gracie's half the party
15:04what's that Ruby
15:05she doesn't even know Ruby
15:06come on
15:07they're little girls
15:08they all look alike
15:10now Jim
15:11really the whole family
15:12is gonna hate us
15:13you have to undo this
15:15Cheryl
15:15don't ask me to do something
15:17then tell me the way
15:18I did it was wrong
15:19I mean it's like
15:20our honeymoon
15:21all over again
15:28oh I know
15:29I'm sorry
15:30I know Brittany's
15:30very upset
15:32hey you know
15:32I have an older daughter
15:33who could come
15:35yeah I'll hold
15:36what a mess
15:37what's going on
15:38well the other little girl
15:39got sick
15:40so now if Gracie doesn't go
15:41they have to cancel
15:41Brittany's party
15:42nope
15:43I don't care
15:45yeah hi
15:45hi Donna
15:46oh I know
15:47I know
15:50give me the phone
15:51let me handle this
15:52hello
15:53yes this is Gracie's father
15:56yeah listen
15:57please don't do that
16:00hi Brittany
16:03happy birthday sweetie
16:05no no
16:07Gracie doesn't hate you
16:08no she doesn't
16:11no she doesn't
16:13no she doesn't
16:16Brittany
16:16please don't cry
16:20okay Gracie
16:21will be there Saturday
16:23okay new plan
16:25all right
16:27all right
16:27well tell Gracie
16:28she can go to
16:29Brittany's birthday
16:29on Saturday
16:31but no soccer
16:32on Sunday
16:33oh that's good
16:34she loves soccer
16:34okay
16:35Gracie
16:36come here sweetie
16:37okay
16:38you want to tell her
16:39or you want me to do it
16:39no you do it
16:40you need the practice
16:40I'll tell you what
16:41you do it
16:41and I'll take out the trash
16:42no you won't
16:43I know
16:45Gracie
16:46come on in here
16:47sit on the couch
16:48Gracie
16:50mommy and daddy
16:50want to tell you
16:51something
16:52we're gonna let you
16:53go to Brittany's
16:53birthday party
16:54yay
16:54hey don't yay
16:55so fast
16:56okay
16:56because you're still
16:57being punished
16:58for not listening
16:59to mommy and daddy
17:00so
17:02no soccer on Sunday
17:03oh wait
17:04we can't do that
17:05Sunday's trophy day
17:05what do you got
17:06Monday
17:07karate
17:08no karate
17:09she hates karate
17:10then by god
17:11you're going to karate
17:13this isn't working
17:14why don't we take away
17:15Friday night
17:17Friday
17:18we can't do that
17:19that's spaghetti factory night
17:24can I go now
17:26yeah
17:26sure
17:26go
17:30well
17:30alright
17:31what do you think
17:33I think
17:34I'm gonna try
17:35the ravioli
17:36this time
17:42oh
17:43what is she doing
17:44now
17:44you know what
17:44I give up
17:45no no no
17:46don't
17:46Cheryl
17:47no you don't
17:48give up
17:48you gotta think
17:51think
17:54what would
17:54good parents
17:55do
18:01hi
18:02we're sorry
18:02to bother you
18:03yeah
18:03we live down
18:04the block
18:05oh yeah
18:05you're the guy
18:06that stole my
18:07newspaper last year
18:09uh
18:10I thought you
18:10were out of town
18:12why'd you run away
18:16no that was
18:16another guy
18:17you know
18:18if he was running
18:19it it really
18:19wasn't Jim
18:22uh
18:23listen
18:23uh
18:24the reason
18:25we're here
18:25is that
18:25my
18:26my daughter
18:26Gracie
18:27would like
18:27to say
18:27something
18:28Gracie
18:29I'm bad
18:30here's the candy
18:33I don't get it
18:34well she's bad
18:36and uh
18:38we're giving her
18:39Halloween candy
18:40back to teach
18:41her a lesson
18:43well would you
18:44just take the candy
18:46no
18:48come on man
18:48just
18:49just take the candy
18:50hey don't drag me
18:51into your freak show
18:53look just take
18:55some candy back
18:55man
18:56I don't like candy
18:57I don't eat it
18:59well you're eating
18:59something pork chop
19:09hold it
19:10Gracie
19:10would you sit
19:11right there
19:11for a minute
19:11please
19:16you go
19:17I always go
19:18you go
19:18you never go
19:19I know
19:21Gracie
19:23listen
19:26do you know
19:26why we gave
19:27the candy back
19:29I don't know
19:31can I wear
19:32my pink pants
19:32tomorrow
19:34sure honey
19:35yay
19:38should I have
19:39said no
19:40I don't know
19:41honey
19:53you need that
19:54whole thing
20:07you keep it
20:13aww
20:23thank god you guys
20:24are here
20:24what is this about
20:26he was harassing a woman
20:28Claudia Noonan
20:29oh my god
20:31I went to her place
20:32just to talk
20:33she wouldn't answer
20:34the door
20:34so I kicked it in
20:35then she goes ahead
20:36and calls the cops
20:37like I'm the nut job
20:39it was me
20:41what
20:41it was a Halloween prank
20:43Claudia wasn't stalking you
20:45I was
20:45you're going to have
20:46to come down
20:47to the station
20:47with me
20:48what
20:48wait a minute
20:50guys
20:50it's okay honey
20:51we'll follow you down
20:52and we'll bail you out
20:53I can't go to jail
20:54they have toilets
20:56in the middle of the room
21:00oh no
21:01I can't believe that
21:04what are we going to do
21:10is that a real cop
21:11he's a stripper
21:15really
21:15I didn't say
21:17it was good
21:19Cheryl
21:20there's a naked cop
21:22dancing on our lawn
21:24I know honey
21:25ignore it
21:26okay
21:27I can't believe that
21:29I can't believe that
21:29I can't believe that
21:32I can't believe that
21:32I can't believe that
21:33I can't believe that
21:34I can't believe that
21:34I can't believe that
21:34I can't believe that
21:35I can't believe that
21:35I can't believe that
21:36I can't believe that
21:36I can't believe that
21:36I can't believe that
21:38I can't believe that
21:39I can't believe that
21:39I can't believe that
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