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04:18نعم
04:20لم أكن لم يكن لم يكن أصدقائنا
04:28سوف أحب ذلك
04:31شكرا لك المساعدة
04:36مرحبا
04:39مرحبا
04:40مرحبا
04:41مرحبا أنتظر مرحبا
04:42مرحبا أنت مرحبا لديك
04:45مرحبا
04:45أين هو؟
04:46سيارة بطريقة
04:49لديه لديه مرحبا
04:52أحبا
04:53كما يللل
04:56لديه لديه بطريقة وممتلك
04:58ولكن لا يمكنني أن تفعله
05:00سيئة
05:01لنهي
05:03هل هذا
05:04أمام المطلوبين لديك
05:06لن أجل
05:08لن أجل
05:09أجل
05:09لديه
05:14أجل
05:15لم I thought it would be nice to the girls if you took a few minutes to say goodbye to
05:19Mr. Feeney
05:19so, if you could say something
05:22sure
05:25okay everybody, Cheryl would like us to say a few words
05:29so i'll start
05:32we are assembled here today to pay tribute to this cat
05:38wrapped in Egyptian cotton
05:41I'm here to say goodbye
05:44Mr. Feeney was more than just a cat to Cheryl
05:48He was like a dog to her
05:53And I know if Mr. Feeney were here right now
05:56He would say
05:58Bury me and move on with your day
06:02Enjoy life
06:03Eat a pizza
06:06I mean it's not my thing but you may like it
06:08Or do whatever you were planning to do on this beautiful Sunday afternoon
06:12I mean come on already I'm dead
06:17Okay Ruby your turn
06:20Once Mr. Feeney slept on my bed and woke me up by biting my nose
06:23Isn't that sweet
06:25Okay next
06:26I'm not in grace and I played in the kitchen
06:28And made pancakes and waffles
06:30But not real ones
06:31It was pretend
06:33That's so beautiful honey
06:35Okay next
06:36And then there was this one time
06:39When we went to St. Louis
06:42Uh huh
06:44Cupcake man
06:45Cupcake man
06:46Who was born Monday
06:47He ran away from the baker's shop
06:50And then he married a lollipop
06:52Okay okay okay
06:53Okay that was beautiful
06:55Thank you Ruby
06:57Andy
07:00Gracie sweetie
07:01Do you have something you want to say?
07:03I loved him
07:07See Ruby
07:08Three words
07:14Girls that was perfect
07:16Why don't we go to the park now
07:17Go up and grab your sweaters
07:19And we'll get your little brother
07:21Jim
07:23Would you please bury Mr. Feeney in the backyard?
07:25Sure honey
07:26Sure
07:27Okay let's go
07:29Honey
07:32You mean now?
07:36I don't want the girls to see
07:38Okay
07:39Yeah
07:43Well uh
07:44Why don't you guys go ahead to the game
07:46And I'll just get there when I can
07:48You sure there's nothing we can do?
07:50Well you can help me dig
07:52It's just an expression
08:04That last play gaining about a yard
08:08So Batch and the Lions
08:10Face with a third and goal
08:11If you call it the eight yard line
08:14We're tied at 17
08:15But don't go anywhere
08:16There's a snap
08:18Batch rolling to his right
08:20Looking in the end zone
08:21He's under pressure
08:23He is hit
08:24The ball is loose
08:25The ball is loose
08:27And the Bears have it
08:28The Bears got it
08:29The Bears have it
08:30Yes
08:30Yes
08:31Number 71
08:31That'll be Fuster
08:32Yes sir
08:33That's Fuster
08:34Who came up with the loose ball
08:36Freeze
08:36And the Bears defense
08:37Cuts through once again
08:39And this crowd at Soldier Field
08:42Is just going bananas folks
08:46Bears will have it
08:47First and ten
08:48Pointing in the other direction
09:18Hey where have you been?
09:19You missed the entire first quarter
09:20Well I went to the restroom
09:21And stood there at that trough
09:23But no dice
09:25So I ran across the street
09:27And rented a room at the Radisson
09:29Best $34.50 I ever spent
09:32Excuse me
09:33Excuse me
09:33Hey we didn't expect to see you
09:34I took a shortcut
09:36Yeah
09:38Who wants a popsicle?
09:41I do
09:41Me too
09:42Me too
09:56We won
09:56We won
09:57Hi daddy
09:58Hi daddy
09:59Hey baby
09:59How are you sugar?
10:00You know Detroit almost had us here for a minute
10:02Then my shirt kicked in
10:04Did you bring us something?
10:06Did you bring us something?
10:07Honey I always bring you something
10:09Here
10:11Whoa
10:13Crinkly
10:15And for you baby
10:18Paper
10:19Thank you daddy
10:20You're welcome honey
10:21Oh Cheryl you missed a great game
10:24I mean first I bought a small popcorn
10:26They gave me a large
10:29What's for dinner?
10:30I thought we'd have steaks
10:32Oh steak's great
10:33Yeah
10:33I'm just gonna
10:34Run out to the garage
10:36Grab them out of the freezer
10:37Uh honey
10:38Let me get them for you
10:39I'll get them
10:39I'll get them
10:40Honey
10:41Come on
10:42You've had a hard day
10:44Going to the game
10:45Eating peanuts
10:46Burying my cat
10:48You have done a lot of stuff
10:50Let me get them
10:53Oh you know what honey
10:55You know I already had steak at the game
11:02They sell steak at Soldier Field now?
11:05Yeah it's called uh
11:06Steak on a stick
11:09Apparently we're a test city
11:11You know I had to fill out a card and everything
11:13You know
11:15I don't know if it's gonna work in football
11:16You know the tenderness is not quite the same on a stick
11:19Yeah
11:20Is there something you need to tell me?
11:24Uh
11:25I love you
11:30You know I feel like that guy in the movies
11:32Has gotta cut the red wire
11:33Or the green wire
11:34So the bomb doesn't go off
11:38Well
11:39Why don't you just cut the crap wire?
11:45Okay I stuck the cat in the freezer
11:48But you know I mean
11:49The ground was way harder than I thought it was honey
11:52I thought I could come home after the game
11:54And bury Mr. Feeney
11:56I wanted to do the job right
11:58No you wanted to go to your stupid football game
12:01Honey
12:01Let's not say something we're gonna regret later
12:05You mean like
12:06I do
12:09Alright
12:10Now this
12:11Is how fights
12:12Get started
12:15So I think the thing
12:17That we should do
12:18Is table this discussion
12:19Till after we've had our steaks
12:21I love that you actually think I'm making you dinner
12:26Come on honey
12:27It's just a cat
12:31Damn
12:33Red wire
12:39Poor Mr. Feeney
12:41It looks like he's stalking those frozen peas
12:44Yeah
12:44Huh
12:45Touch it
12:46I'm not touching man
12:47You touch it
12:47Come on touch it
12:49I'm not gonna touch that cat
12:50You touch it
12:51I'll give you a buck if you touch it
12:52What do I gotta do to it for a 50?
12:56That's wrong
12:58Hey guys
12:59Jim I thought you buried him
13:01Well
13:02I didn't
13:04Your sister's all pissed off at me too
13:07If I were a woman and my husband froze my cat
13:10It'd be a long time before I gave him any sugar
13:13Andy
13:14Let's not play if I were a woman
13:18I didn't even know you had a cat
13:19Thank you
13:22Women and cats
13:24I don't get it
13:25I mean all they do is eat, sleep and stare at you while you're having sex
13:29Women or cats
13:32I don't know
13:33We're in a fight now
13:35She's all upset
13:37You know there are no cats mentioned in the Bible
13:43Thank you Tony
13:45Who knows what goes on the mind of a woman
13:48Andy?
13:52All right, let's rehearse
13:53Two, three, four
14:05Okay, the girls are playing in the room and I put Kyle down
14:08How'd you get him to go to sleep so fast?
14:10Same way I do with all guys
14:11I told him about my day
14:14I just, I can't believe Jim did this
14:16You know, Cheryl, I know this great guy for you
14:19He lives in my complex, he also has kids
14:21And I'm totally done dating him
14:24The guy with the Porsche?
14:26Yes
14:26I like him
14:29Guys, sorry
14:30Mr. Feeney
14:32Oh, I miss him too
14:35Those cute little whiskers
14:37And those little paws
14:39Nothing will ever replace him
14:43Oh, a doggy!
14:44A doggy!
14:47Girls
14:47Come on down
14:49I got a big surprise for you
14:52Cheryl
14:54After our talk
14:57I said to myself
14:59She lost her cat
15:01She loved that cat
15:04She's sad about that cat
15:06So I got you a dog
15:10A dog?
15:11Yeah, I figured I'd get something that all of us could love
15:14Isn't it great?
15:16I named him Gary Sinise
15:20Jim, you're the one who's always wanted a dog
15:23Gary Sinise is a great actor
15:26He could play a cat
15:30He likes me
15:31He is licking me
15:33You know, he licks himself too
15:38Problem
15:39Problem solved
15:50What are you doing?
15:51I'm gonna bury my cat
15:53Give me that
15:54Let me do it
15:55Honey, you're not gonna be able to
16:00How did you do that?
16:03Cheryl
16:04Come on, I got you a dog
16:07Getting a dog is a quick fix
16:09Like putting a cat in a freezer
16:11You know, that's like getting skis for someone who just broke their legs
16:15Here we go with the skis again
16:17This is not about skis
16:19I know
16:20What's it about then?
16:21Tell me, will ya?
16:22It's about you not being there for me
16:25Come on
16:26Dana and Andy, they went to the game too
16:29Why ain't you mad at them?
16:30I'm not married to Andy and Dana
16:33I needed a little bit of compassion from the man I love
16:38Cheryl
16:39Look, if you want me to feel the same way you do about the cat
16:43Well, I don't
16:44It's a shame that your cat died
16:48But hey, let's look at the silver lining
16:50I haven't sneezed all day
16:54Cheryl
16:56You gotta help me here
16:57I don't know what you want
16:59I'm not a mind reader
17:01Jim
17:02You don't have to be a mind reader to ask me how I'm feeling
17:06You know
17:08I had that cat for 15 years
17:12It was the last thing I had left from before I met you
17:15From before I was
17:17Somebody's wife
17:18And somebody's mother
17:20You know
17:21A whole part of my life died today
17:28Come on, honey
17:28Let me help you
17:29Jim
17:32Would you please just leave me alone with my dead frozen cat?
17:39Mommy, the doggy's thrown up
17:44Now, if you'll excuse me
17:48I have to go clean up after Gary Sinise
17:55Good night, little monkeys
17:57Good night
17:58Good night, Santa
17:59Good night, Santa
18:01Okay, you guys
18:02You ready for Bradford and the Magic Dinosaur?
18:05No, tell us a real story
18:07About Mr. Feeney
18:11Okay
18:13I remember when Mr. Feeney was born
18:16He was tiny
18:18Tiny and pink
18:20My boyfriend and I took him home
18:22And he spent the whole night with us
18:24You and Daddy?
18:26No
18:31No
18:32This was a different boy
18:33Who was a friend
18:35You had a boy sleep over?
18:41What was his name?
18:43Uh, David
18:47Feeney
18:48That boy had the same name as our cat
18:52Yes, he did
18:54He, oh
18:55Did you look how late it is?
18:57Good night, sweetie
18:59Mommy
18:59Yes
19:01Is Mr. Feeney God's cat now?
19:05Yeah, honey
19:06Yes
19:07Now, good night
19:14Mommy
19:15Yes
19:17How do they make cereal?
19:21You guys just don't want to go to sleep, do you?
19:24Good night
19:57Amazing grace
20:00How sweet the sound
20:05That saved a wretch like me
20:13I once was lost
20:20But now I'm found
20:24Was blind
20:27But now I see
20:55You like him, don't you?
20:57He's okay
20:59Okay, Gary
21:00Beat it
21:01Let's go
21:02Come on
21:03Come on
21:03Come on
21:03My time
21:11It's nice to know
21:12That after nine years
21:13You can still surprise me
21:15Where did the name
21:16Mr. Feeney come from anyway?
21:21Let it go, Jim
21:22Cat's dead
21:23What?
21:24Oh wow
21:27Met
21:31queremos
21:32creating
21:32With
21:32This
21:33You
21:33How they
21:37Look at
21:38us
21:38You
21:38Why
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