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00:00¿Qué es lo que se ha visto en un Heated Rivalry?
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Ok.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Rush's Azealia Rosanoff.
00:11That was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29Dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans, from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:48Hollander, see you next season.
00:55I'm going to try to get out of the way, you're in our way.
01:01You born feet up, suit that you couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:24You think I'm pretty.
01:26You think I'm pretty.
01:28You think I'm pretty.
01:28And you're up.
01:30Let's go.
01:37Come on.
01:49¡Gracias!
02:15¡Gracias!
03:06¡Gracias!
03:38¡Gracias!
03:51¡Gracias!
04:10¡Gracias!
04:40...Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, maybe go be weird somewhere else.
04:45Not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can we talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated and nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fuckin' goals than the other team.
05:07¿Y qué pasa con el otro equipo?
05:10Elio Rosanoff ha estado en un pecado.
05:12Ha hecho un hat-trick y se ha llegado a las escuelas.
05:15¿Quieres saber qué te dice?
05:16No, voy a escuchar si se me acuerdan.
05:18Gracias, chicos.
06:03Gracias por ver el video.
06:34Gracias por ver el video.
06:55Gracias por ver el video.
07:00Gracias por ver el video.
08:27Gracias por ver el video.
09:00And you shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:15No, you come here.
09:21No, you come here.
09:24No, you come here.
09:34No, I can't move your feet.
09:45Oh, wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49F*** off.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:31Stay right here.
10:36He's okay.
10:38Stay right here.
10:55Holy s***, Rosely.
10:59Is he okay?
11:08¿Está bien?
11:31No, no, no, no.
12:00No, no, no, no.
12:25No, no, no, no.
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:34No, no, no, no.
12:57No, no, no, no.
12:58You killed me, Linder.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:08Worth the wait.
13:23I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:42Mm, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what?
14:09Bronze medal?
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:35All in there.
15:36What's up, motherfucker?
15:36What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Fanny.
15:41Be nice to you.
15:42I fucking lost Latvia.
15:43I mean, did you see that game?
15:44Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby.
15:56We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Trust me.
15:58You look great in Soervani.
15:59Don't even stress.
15:59Oh, good one.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:11The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for them.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:22Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:07Yeah.
17:08Yeah.
17:08Woo-hoo.
17:10Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:12Woo-hoo.
17:13Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Okay, dude.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We-
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:08Are you okay?
18:11Please.
18:12Go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:35You're okay.
18:37You're okay.
18:40You're okay.
18:48You're okay.
18:51You're okay.
18:51You're okay.
18:54You're okay.
18:56You're okay.
18:58You're okay.
18:59You're okay.
19:02You're okay.
19:03You're okay.
19:04You're okay.
19:05You're okay.
19:06You're okay.
19:07You're too good.
19:08There's no, no, no.
19:08They are not teaching you the discipline in this American League.
19:11This is not a game of play.
19:13This is true.
19:15It's not a shame.
19:15It's not to justify the dreams you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when we were born when we were in.
19:22The block is damaged.
19:24The team is not a game.
19:25It's not a game.
19:30Tú, Capitán, tú lo haces con los jugadores.
19:33Siempre buscas a alguien que es vinto desde la edad.
19:41¿Quién te llevó a ti?
19:45¿Tu mamá?
19:47¿No puede hacer eso?
19:52No, mi padre.
19:56Mi madre murió.
19:59¿Tú me recuerdas?
20:03Yo tenía en cuenta de tu mamá.
20:06¿A dónde Polina?
20:09¿En Moscú?
20:12Claro.
20:17Necesitamos ir.
20:19A la noche.
20:23Para que se encontrara con el ministro.
20:27¿No?
20:32¿No?
20:36¿No?
20:49¿No?
20:51¿No?
20:51¿No?
20:52¿No?
20:52¿No?
20:54¿No?
20:56¿No?
20:58¿No?
20:59¿No?
20:59¿No?
21:01¿No?
21:02¿No?
21:02¿No?
21:02¿No?
21:06¿No?
21:08¿No?
21:16¿No?
21:17¿No?
21:17¿No?
21:18¿No?
21:19¿No?
21:21¿No?
21:24¿No?
21:25¿No?
21:27¿No?
21:27¿No?
21:28¿No?
21:32¿No?
21:33O no?
21:33¿No?
21:33¿Yo creo que es muy interesante, ahí?
21:53¿No?
21:57¿No?
21:57Gracias, Sáša.
22:04Creo que tu jugaste bien.
22:06Quiero decirle gracias, pero sé que tu no jugaste en ningún juego.
22:10Para quien tu vida fue el hijo de entrenador de hockey,
22:13tu logras evitar esto.
22:15Yo a veces me preocupa.
22:19Cuando se siente, me preocupa a tu opinión.
22:22En cualquier caso, esto no tiene significado para ti.
22:25No tiene.
22:26¿Por qué tu pensas así?
22:28Mi padre...
22:28Tu padre es una mierda, que en cualquier caso te va a culpar.
22:32Tienes que no te preocupes de lo que piensas.
22:35Y no te preocupes de estos malos juegos,
22:38cuando tienes un gran chance en este año.
22:41¿Verdad?
22:42Sí, es verdad.
22:43Los Ángeles no irán a través de New Jersey.
22:45Los Ángeles no irán a través de Holanda y Montreal.
22:50Creo que en este año tu podrás победir en Montreal.
22:52¿En este año?
22:53Sí, en este año.
22:55Porque yo creo que el mito travió.
22:59¿Por qué sabes todo esto?
23:01Un externo.
23:03A con el travió el hermano no iré.
23:06¿Verdad?
23:06¿Verdad?
23:06¿Verdad?
23:06¿Verdad?
23:08¿Verdad?
23:09¿Verdad?
23:10¿Verdad?
23:16Sí.
23:40¿Verdad?
23:41¿Verdad?
24:10¿Verdad?
24:11¿Verdad?
24:23¿Verdad?
24:23¿Verdad?
24:31¿Verdad?
24:33¿Verdad?
24:40¿Verdad?
24:41¿Verdad?
24:42¿Verdad?
24:45¿Verdad?
24:48¿Verdad?
24:52¿Verdad?
24:55¿Verdad?
25:09¿Verdad?
25:11¿Verdad?
25:13¿Verdad?
25:13¿Verdad?
25:15¿Verdad?,
25:16¿cken la aroma? Vi
25:21somos juro, Leon. ¿Sí?
25:27Por acuerdo.
25:35¿Verdad?
25:36¿Vale?
25:39No.
25:49Bien.
25:51Yo voy a encontrar una reunión.
25:54Ok.
26:03¿Qué pasa?
26:25No, no, no, no, no.
26:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
26:37no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer. That's not a rule. You just make that up.
26:42Oh, Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:44Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no, fuck you, Swedish him.
26:49Fred, fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it.
26:51Hey, then, stop.
26:52Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:56It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside. As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring 10 goals over the past 6 playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played 2 fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that. That was yesterday. That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here, at home, tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:46but I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:57I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:02So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best, probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best, Orlando.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:47Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year for Julia Rosenhoff.
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, the top of the match.
29:07Imagine that, Lamar!
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:37Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Eh, 25 seconds.
29:43Or even doing.
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hall.
29:59But the most important thing.
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine.
30:16But hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:44Oh, my God.
30:48Wow.
30:50Wow.
30:55Wow.
30:59Wow.
31:00Wow.
31:14No, no, no, no.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
32:00Maybe yes, nicely.
32:07Yeah?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:31Please.
32:43No.
32:48¿Qué?
32:49No.
32:52Vamos a volver a la sala,
32:54ver el resto de la show divertida,
32:56y luego ir a la partida divertida después.
33:00Y luego, cuando has estado esperando toda la noche,
33:04vuelvo a mi hotel y me voy a, tal vez,
33:09tal vez,
33:10hacer más que solo suerte tu d***.
33:14¿Cuándo ha sido tu inglés tan bueno?
33:18Yo le leo en Nueva York ahora.
33:21¿Pero?
33:22No, el Nueva York es boring.
33:27Mi papá le encanta.
33:30Ah,
33:31así que ser boring es genético.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genético.
33:41Vamos a hacer un acuerdo.
33:44Si te ganas el MVP de la noche,
33:45te haré, te haré, te haré,
33:47te haré, te haré,
33:51te haré,
33:52Y si te haré,
34:08te haré.
34:09y si te haré.
34:11te haré.
34:40¡Gracias!
34:57¡Nos vemos burles
34:57CONGRATULATIONS
34:58CONGRATULATIONS
34:58THANK YOU
35:00I THINK OF YOUR GOSH
35:03YOU ARE SUCH AN A SLE
35:08¿Qué pasa?
35:49¿Qué pasa?
35:52¿Qué?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
35:56¿Qué pasa?
36:12¿Qué pasa?
36:19¿Qué pasa?
36:30¿Qué pasa?
36:35¿Qué pasa?
37:00¿Qué pasa?
37:10¿Qué pasa?
37:12¿Qué pasa?
37:30¿Qué pasa?
37:33¿Qué pasa?
37:34¿Qué pasa?
37:41¿Qué pasa?
37:53¿Qué pasa?
38:03¿Qué pasa?
38:05¿Qué pasa?
38:05¿Qué pasa?
38:12¿Qué pasa?
38:14¿Qué pasa?
38:15¿Qué pasa?
38:15¿Qué pasa?
38:38¿Qué pasa?
38:39¿Qué pasa?
39:04¿Qué pasa?
39:04No, no, no, no, no, no.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:55Why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:05It's home.
40:09Yeah, but I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean, safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you even like it there?
40:29What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah, me too, I should have.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:58Goodbye, Hollander.
41:04Oh, no.
41:08Good.
41:21Buddy.
41:22Go.
41:39¿Qué pasa?
42:00¿Qué pasa?
42:31¿Qué pasa?
43:03¿Qué pasa?
43:31¿Qué pasa?
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