00:02This is my stupid boyfriend
00:04He was always doing things for me
00:07He's smart and sweet and clever
00:10He reads and writes me poetry
00:12He sends me flowers at work
00:15He saved my kitten from a tree
00:18I tell him I'm just a shirt
00:21But he refuses to see
00:23This is my stupid boyfriend
00:26I don't know how to make him go
00:29I say this probably should end
00:32But he's a little bit slow
00:34I can't imagine just why
00:37But he has fallen hard for me
00:39Don't wanna make him cry
00:42But this is gonna end bad
00:46Oh, bad
00:50Bad
00:51Bad
00:52Bad
