00:06Surprise!
00:11Is that McDonald's?
00:14No. I'm pregnant. It's yours.
00:17Get out of here. My wife sees this.
00:21What? Your wife? Are you serious?
00:22How could you?
00:24Let me say your word and I'll throw you out of here.
00:28Hey, what's going on here? Hey, leave her alone, jerk.
00:33I'll throw you out of here.
00:35Stop! Get your hands off him.
00:38I just wanna help you.
00:40By hurting the person I love? Get lost, youth. It's not your business.
00:44Whatever. Just have a nice day.
00:47Jesus.
00:49How are you?
00:52Do you want me to show you the exit?
00:58I'm glad that you're living in the office.
01:00You're awesome.
01:00No.
01:04No.
01:06No.
01:08No.
01:09No.
01:11No.
01:12No.
01:14No.
01:16No.
01:19No.
01:20for my job so how about getting wasted I didn't know you at all don't worry I'm
01:29gay you are no but I won't touch us work I'm into ugly girls
01:45Faye Edward
01:54I was moving in with my boyfriend but it turned out he had a wife
02:01and he wasn't happy about my pregnancy either
02:06what a jerk if I had seen him I would have punched him in the face
02:25surprise I'm Lydia Kressley and this is my husband Carson we're your new neighbors
02:30so here's the housewarming gift for you
02:33wow what a nice apartment Carson put the salad on the table
02:42oh my god
02:45butterfingers don't worry he'll clean that right up won't you Carson can you
02:50believe that I've been married to him for 15 years
02:53anyway so you two are a couple as well oh no my boyfriend dumped me pregnant oh my
02:59goodness why would he do that oh it turns out he had a wife Carson what anyway
03:09darling you should tell the wife immediately oh yes do you think so
03:14absolutely I don't know perhaps better get over it and start a new life yeah that's a very good idea
03:27good freaking afternoon
03:29good freaking afternoon Edward who's our guest
03:32these are our neighbors Lydia Carson and my friend Faye
03:37hi would you mind if I smash him in the face what what what Lydia let's go home why
03:45oh stay here stay with us tell your wife what you were doing in the hallway today what were you
03:50doing in the
03:50hallway today I'll explain everything just let's go home okay now you're going to explain me everything
04:03anyway if you let me punch him in the face wouldn't be sitting outside in tears and where would I
04:09be
04:11with me with me in the shower go to hell let's drink to our meeting I don't think
04:18Faye should drink she hasn't eaten anything all day
04:34is everything okay everything is perfect Edward
04:41bro can I talk to you for a second sure yeah I think we're vibing
04:55vibing right so can you give us some privacy just the two of us please
05:01it's going to be three of you and I'm not talking about myself
05:06she's pregnant
05:13so what are we going to do with her now nothing I'd like to feed her
05:22hear her out help her
05:26I wanted to watch the game together tonight
05:30well now you're talking about game when you have no chance with her you're a real knight
05:34Jacob screw you Edward
05:37you're you're worth
05:52lead yeah please that were married
06:07Mind if I sit?
06:10Yeah.
06:16Damn it, what have I done?
06:19Well, you have a young mistress and made her pregnant.
06:22No.
06:23No, I've got a wife who never loved me, and Faye, you know, Faye, she's, she's incredible.
06:34You know, she care about me, about my business, about my dreams, and she saw me as a man.
06:43Oh, dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:47What?
06:50Fuck.
06:53Where are you going?
06:54Get some flowers.
06:59That was the best dinner of my whole life.
07:03Oh, same here.
07:05Um, I think yours is yet to come.
07:09I hope so.
07:12With you.
07:15Edward, um, I'm carrying another man's child, and I'm going to give birth to it.
07:27So, do you understand what I'm saying?
07:30Yeah.
07:32We're not going to fit in this apartment.
07:35That's what I'm saying.
07:38We'll move into a new one.
07:41But, no.
07:43No, come on, man.
07:44Enough of the jewelry.
07:46You barely know me.
07:48I guess we have about five months to get to know each other.
07:56What the hell are you doing?
07:58Shut up.
07:59Hey.
07:59Get lost, man.
08:00Faye, you're a wonderful girl.
08:03Get involved with a total jerk.
08:04Oh, that's why she should be with me.
08:06No, you have to be with him.
08:10He's the best guy I've ever met, and you're probably the best girl.
08:15And, um, and, uh, and I'm leaving here.
08:20Wait, are you?
08:22Okay, dude, let's be honest.
08:23There's not much room for the few of us, so.
08:27You're a lucky guy.
08:29Take care of her.
08:36Bye.
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