00:06Surprise!
00:11Is that McDonald's?
00:14No. I'm pregnant. It's yours.
00:17Get out of here. My wife sees this.
00:21What? Your wife? Are you serious?
00:22How could you?
00:24Let me say your word and I'll throw you out of here.
00:28Hey, what's going on here? Hey, leave her alone, jerk.
00:33I'll throw you out of here.
00:35Stop! Get your hands off him.
00:38I just wanna help you.
00:40By hurting the person I love? Get lost, youth. It's not your business.
00:44Whatever. Just have a nice day.
00:47Jesus.
00:49How are you?
00:52Do you want me to show you the exit?
00:57möglich for you.
01:08Let's see.
01:13Bad day?
01:16Sort of.
01:17Me too. I got fired from my job, so how about getting wasted?
01:27I didn't know you at all.
01:28Don't worry, I'm gay.
01:31You are?
01:33No. But I won't touch you as well. I'm into ugly girls.
01:44Faye.
01:46And work.
01:54I was moving in with my boyfriend, but it turned out he had a wife.
02:01And he wasn't happy about my pregnancy either.
02:06What a jerk.
02:09If I had seen him, I would have punched him in the face.
02:25Surprise! I'm Lydia Krasley. And I...
02:28And this is my husband, Carson. We're your new neighbors. So here's a housewarming gift for you.
02:33How was that?
02:34Wow, what a nice apartment. Carson, put the salad on the table.
02:39Yeah.
02:43Oh my God. Butterfingers. Don't worry, he'll clean that red up, won't you, Carson? Can you believe that I've been
02:50married to him for 15 years?
02:52Ugh. Anyway, so you two are a couple as well?
02:56Oh, no, no. My boyfriend dumped me. Pregnant.
02:59Oh my goodness, why would he do that?
03:01Oh, it turns out he had a wife.
03:06Carson!
03:07What?
03:08Anyway, darling, you should tell the wife immediately.
03:12Oh, yes? Do you think so?
03:15Absolutely.
03:16I don't know, perhaps better get over it and start a new life.
03:21Yeah, that's a very good idea.
03:27Good freaking afternoon.
03:30Edward, who's our guest?
03:32These are our neighbors Lydia, Carson, and my friend Faith.
03:39Hi.
03:39Would you mind if I smash him in the face?
03:42What?
03:42What? Lydia, let's go home.
03:44Why?
03:45Oh, stay here, stay with us.
03:47Tell your wife what you were doing in the hallway today.
03:49What were you doing in the hallway today?
03:51I'll explain everything, just let's go home.
03:55Okay, now you're going to explain me everything.
04:03Anyway, if you let me punch him in the face,
04:06he wouldn't be sitting outside in tears.
04:08And where would I be?
04:11With me in the shower.
04:12Go to home.
04:15Let's drink to our meeting.
04:16I don't think her face should drink.
04:20She hasn't eaten anything all day.
04:34Is everything okay?
04:35Everything is perfect, Edward.
04:41Bro, can I talk to you for a second?
04:45Sure.
04:46Yeah.
04:52I think we're vibing.
04:55Vibing?
04:56Right.
04:56So can you give us some privacy, just the two of us, please?
05:01It's going to be three of you, and I'm not talking about myself.
05:06She's pregnant.
05:13So what are we going to do with her now?
05:16Nothing.
05:17I'd like to feed her, hear her out, help her.
05:26But I wanted to watch the game together tonight.
05:30Well, now you're talking about game when you have no chance with her.
05:33You're a real knight, Jacob.
05:36Screw you, Edward.
05:43Didn't work.
05:53Lydia, please.
05:55Lydia?
05:55We're married.
06:07Mind if I sit?
06:10Yeah.
06:16Dammit, what have I done?
06:19Well, you have a young mistress and made her pregnant.
06:22No.
06:24I've got a wife who never loved me.
06:27And Faye, you know? Faye, she's...
06:32She's incredible.
06:33You know, she care about me, about my business, about my dreams, and...
06:39She saw me as a man.
06:44Oh, dude, I'm such an idiot.
06:47What?
06:53Where are you going?
06:54Get some flowers.
06:59That was the best dinner of my whole life.
07:03Oh, same here.
07:05Um, I think yours is yet to come.
07:09I hope so.
07:11With you.
07:17Edward, um...
07:18I'm carrying another man's child.
07:21And I'm going to give birth to it.
07:26So...
07:27Do you understand what I'm saying?
07:30Yeah.
07:32You're not going to fit in this apartment.
07:35That's what I'm saying.
07:38We'll...
07:39Moved into a new one.
07:41But, no.
07:43No, come on, man.
07:44Enough of the jewelry.
07:46You barely know me.
07:48I guess we have about five months to get to know each other.
07:56What the hell are you doing?
07:58Shut up!
07:59Hey!
07:59Get lost, man!
08:00Faye, you're a wonderful girl.
08:03Get involved with a total jerk!
08:04Oh, that's why she should be with me!
08:06No!
08:07You have to be with him!
08:10He's the best guy I've ever met.
08:12And you're probably the best girl.
08:16And, um...
08:17And, uh...
08:19And I'm leaving here.
08:20Wait, are you...
08:22Okay, dude, let's be honest.
08:23There's not much room for the few of us, so...
08:27You're a lucky guy.
08:29Take care of her.
08:36Not gonna be anything else to volunteer.
08:36Not who I possibly can be and has a good idea.
08:36I've never caught those who won't be.
08:36You can use her.
08:36And I'm so excited to be happy when I say I'm happy with my notтяkeną.
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