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01:02You don't want Ed to like your hair
01:04If he liked your hair
01:04It would show that he didn't have respect for you
01:06Come on, come on, hit me
01:08Yeah, come on
01:08No, give me your best shot
01:09I don't even think I could
01:10Oh, you can do it
01:11You can step up
01:11Put your back into it
01:13Look, I'll help you out
01:13I'll start it off
01:14Hey, Ed
01:15Mm-hmm
01:16Is that a beard or؟
01:19Okay, uh
01:21Just some hair on your face
01:26I can't even look at him, Mike
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01:58Hey, big night tonight.
02:00They are letting me close the diner.
02:02Forever?
02:03No, Mandy, when they close it forever,
02:05they use a grease fire and an insurance clamp.
02:09Oh, Mandy.
02:10What?
02:11Travis was just tagged in a photo with Lizzie Trotwine one minute ago.
02:14Can't be. I told you he's staying in tonight.
02:16Doesn't look like he's in.
02:17But he is enjoying that apple pie she's feeding him.
02:20Travis lied to me?
02:22On a wildly popular social network?
02:25I'm sure there's an explanation.
02:27Yeah.
02:27Yeah. He's in love with Lizzie Trotwine.
02:29What?
02:31Oh, I don't understand.
02:32She has, like, freckles and glasses, but acts like she doesn't?
02:36Come on, Mandy. You're the first runner-up.
02:38Hold your head high.
02:42Hi.
02:43Hey.
02:47Are we having company?
02:48Yeah.
02:48Why didn't you call me?
02:49What would you have said?
02:50No.
02:52That's why I didn't call you.
02:54Tonight.
02:55Why, you have plans?
02:56Yeah, a date with ESPN and a plate of meat.
03:05Too bad.
03:06A new couple moved into the house on the corner, and I met the wife while I was power walking,
03:11and we really hit it off.
03:11It sounds more like power talking.
03:15Do not say every smart-ass thing that pops into your head.
03:18The scary thing is, I don't.
03:23Well, Rebecca's really nice, so I invited them over for dinner.
03:26So what does Mr. Rebecca do?
03:28I don't know.
03:29You guys will be doing your girly talk, and I've got to deal with the guy that probably has a
03:32chiropractor that's a wizard.
03:34Let me show you on your back.
03:35Let me walk across your back.
03:37Oh, they're here.
03:38Do not eat your hors d'oeuvres.
03:40What are they here for?
03:44Hey, Rebecca.
03:45Hey, Vanessa.
03:46Welcome to our humble abode.
03:50Oh, you shouldn't have, but I'm glad you did.
03:54Come on in and meet my grumpy husband.
03:59Hi, Mike Baxter.
04:01Hi, Rebecca Haddon.
04:02Charlie's running a little late.
04:03Eh, lucky.
04:06Whenever there's anything on about football, submarines, or quicksand, Charlie has to rush home and record it.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Fast death by quicksand.
04:14I'm DVRing that myself.
04:16That's cool, you know.
04:18We've got to meet our neighbors more often.
04:19That's what I always say.
04:20We should meet our neighbors more often.
04:21We always fight about it.
04:24That'll be Charlie.
04:25I know what you're thinking.
04:26What kind of maniac rides a motorcycle at this time of year?
04:29My kind of maniac.
04:30I'll get it.
04:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:34Come on.
04:35Keep it in your pants.
04:37Hey, Cher.
04:42I'll do my best.
04:46Charlie.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Of course.
04:54How do you possibly get banned from a hot dog cart?
04:57Look, when they start watering down their mustard, I have a civic duty to start screaming things at people.
05:02I would do the same thing.
05:03You do do the same thing.
05:04I won't go to the movies with her anymore because she's always yelling at the screen.
05:08I'm sorry, but when 20 bad guys are firing at Matt Damon and they all miss, I'm going to show
05:13up some profanity.
05:15What about this?
05:16He shoots 50 people, never reloads.
05:18I could sell a thousand of those guns.
05:20I'll tell you that.
05:22They think we're idiots.
05:23It's insulting is what it is.
05:25You saw that movie twice.
05:26You even bought the DVD.
05:28I like being angry.
05:30There's no better feeling.
05:32All right, right.
05:32It's late.
05:33We should probably go.
05:34Oh, man.
05:34Well, this has been fun.
05:36This is nice.
05:36Yeah.
05:36Mike, I've got to be honest.
05:37I really didn't want to come here tonight.
05:39There's nothing I dread more than meeting the neighbors.
05:42You're singing to the choir.
05:43Just because your lawn's touched doesn't mean you've got to be friends.
05:47Really?
05:48You two are bonding over how much you hate bonding?
05:52Vanessa, Charlie and I are going to the antique fair on Sunday.
05:55Oh, I'd love to go to that.
05:56Good.
05:57Now I don't have to.
05:59Listen, it's supposed to warm up this weekend.
06:01So while the ladies are perusing old crap, what do you say you drag out that bike you've
06:07been boasting about and see if you can keep up with me?
06:10All right.
06:11I'll lube up the chassis.
06:13Get the bike ready, too.
06:18Good times.
06:20So should Rebecca and I be jealous?
06:24No.
06:24The only man Charlie would cross over for is John Elway.
06:27Same with Mike.
06:39Travis won't call me back.
06:40Well, technically your message didn't say, call me back.
06:43It said, I hope you die.
06:47He knows that that means call me back.
06:50Oh, my God.
06:51I have an idea.
06:52Okay, guys.
06:52When Brittany and Justin broke up, what did he do?
06:55Um, hook up with what's-her-name?
06:56Before that.
06:56Hook up with what's-her-name?
06:57Before that.
06:58Hook up with what's-her-name!
07:00No, everyone, shut up.
07:01No.
07:01He made Crimey River the single greatest revenge breakup video of all time.
07:06And that's our move.
07:07But he's Justin Timberlake.
07:09So what?
07:10We-we are the Inglorious Baxters.
07:13and we are going to make the new greatest revenge breakup video of all time.
07:17We?
07:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:19Do not drag me into this.
07:20Kristen, look at me.
07:21I will give you 20 hours of free babysitting.
07:24Let's shoot it right here in the diner.
07:26Hey, Eve, listen to me.
07:27Hey, I know you don't like to dance, but hear me out.
07:29Whoa.
07:30I do like to dance.
07:34Moving on.
07:36Travis wants pie, huh?
07:37Oh, I'm going to give him pie.
07:39Till he cries.
07:41The song will be called Pie Rat.
07:43Yes.
07:44Okay.
07:45We roll camera phones after closing.
07:46That gives me approximately 45 minutes to conceptualize, write, score, choreograph, the whole thing.
07:51It's not going to be easy.
07:52I'm not used to work of any kind.
07:54Do you need to go somewhere quiet?
07:56I don't even know.
08:00There's something about that Charlie I like.
08:03Well, of course, she's exactly like you.
08:06It's not that.
08:07She's smart, insightful, and funny.
08:10Oh, I get your point.
08:14Just think it's kind of weird, you planning a whole day with another woman.
08:18I mean, it could barely get you to even come to our rehearsal dinner.
08:22What's the rehearse about dinner?
08:24You eat, you go home.
08:26And why is she any different than Phillip at your office?
08:30No, no, no.
08:30You guys go shopping together.
08:31He's in the dressing room with you.
08:33No, it's different.
08:34It is.
08:35Why is it different?
08:36Why is it okay for women to have gay male friends and it's not the other way around?
08:39How come I can't have a gaggle of lesbians hanging around?
08:49Wish I could be a lesbian.
08:53It's not that hard.
08:58Well, what I mean is it must be nice to have a partner you can share your clothes with.
09:02When one talks, the second one really listens.
09:06And when the second one talks, the first one really listens.
09:09Boy, I could never be a lesbian.
09:14Okay, thank you so much.
09:16Yes, it's been such a pleasure waiting for you to leave.
09:20Eve, what are you doing?
09:22This is what real directors do.
09:25Okay, can you just turn the camera on?
09:27All right, places, everybody.
09:29Rehearsal.
09:30Now, remember, we are all waitresses.
09:32We all hate Travis.
09:33And we're all holding pies, yes?
09:35So, just follow my lead and then we'll fix the rest in the editing.
09:43Now, you break it down.
09:44Go.
09:49Apple, cherry, lemon meringue.
09:51I wake, I bake, I do my fang
09:54Sad to say I'll never take you back
09:56So, wave goodbye to my pie-rack
10:00Her pie-rack
10:02My pie-rack
10:05Her pie-rack
10:07Pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, pie-rack
10:10Eve
10:13What?
10:16Hey, Kyle.
10:18إذا كانت تحضر وضعها سيكون قد تفعلها بردس محلوك
10:23جيداً، سي، سي، سي، سي، سي، سيدي
10:29تدريد أن تذهب إلى عمل اليوم؟
10:30أو، وهذا ما هو مرة أخرى،
10:35تدريد أن تحسن هنا بشكل مدينواجر؟
10:41كيل، تحصل على مبادئة رقم مدينة
10:47لا تفعله لا تفعله
10:57أشعر بالتعارة مع تحلي
10:58لا تفعله مجددا
11:01لا تستطيع أن تكون معاً معاً معاً
11:04ما تقول لك؟ نحن نحن معاً معاً معاً
11:07ليس أنا
11:09أنا أحبه
11:12تجعل ذلك تطبيقية تطبيقية
11:15أصبح
11:20حزارةчارلي
11:21تحسير
11:22ما جميع نعم؟ ماذا
11:24يوجد؟
11:25لأنني اعجبتك
11:26فأكد تفتخفك
11:29لا تفتخسين لا تقلق
11:32بطرة من زبق
11:34بالطبال شتب
11:39يعجب
11:41إذا فهو يتحدث لدى ہے
11:43أم أنزع prepدريقة الإستخمارة
11:45Poك�ماích تزده
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11:49كيفك
11:50وكيفك
11:52كيف Lindان var
12:03أمي termin
12:05عندما يترسل، انشعر، سنسترسل.
12:09اس وقت الناس.
12:13ملتخابت، ملتخابت، ملتخابت.
12:16مرحبات، مرحبات، مرحبات، مرحبات، مرحبات، مرحبات، مرحبات.
12:23وضع.
12:27واحدة.
12:28انتظر إلى عدة شنكات من قبلها،
12:30كما مجانا تكون حاولًا في الورصان
12:33مسيحة في مكان
12:34ما ت LE prendى نعم؟
12:36نعم، نعم، عبر بلدي
12:40كل ما تفعله سواء
12:45حيث سيكون
12:46كذب، كان يسدر التخصصي
12:46تجديو من السجر
12:47يسروني، سنحلو ما
12:48نعم، سيسرون جانب
12:49اوه، نعم، أسنعن سواء
12:49سيحن أعطيك؟
12:52أعطيه
12:53تج共 أعطي ربكت و شعلي
12:59أعدامك أشعر بشكل دوري؟
13:01تتحيب أشعر بشكل مزيد، و أتفع تيديه؟
13:08و تأمير بشكل مجتمع خارج؟
13:10أمم، هل أشعر بمزيد من أشباء؟
13:14لا، أحيانا.
13:17وأنا، وأنا جيدة، و أشعر بمزيده
14:22لا يبدأ هema
14:23سوف أذهب
14:27سأذهب
14:27سأذهب
14:28سنبدأ في 20 مرة
14:30لا أفضل
14:31لا أريد أن تخلقك منك
14:33سأذهب
14:35سأذهب
14:40هذا ما يبدو كثيرا
14:42يبدو كثيرا
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19:25دخل بترجمة نانسي قنقر
19:26انقوات نانسي قنقر
19:29ضلي loose مشتر
19:32نانسي قنقر
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19:37حسنا نشط
19:38نحن نانسي قنقر؟
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19:41انسي
19:42رسم رأيما
19:44ترجمة ن LET لا يشهر
19:46قنقر ن
19:47rim余outez
19:48اشتركوا في ذلك ، أخبروا أخبروا
19:50حسناً؟
19:51نعم، إذا أحرقوا أكبر
19:53إذا أشترك أخبروا أن أتحرك بحصول شخص
19:56رجل شخصًا لذلك نتأكد إليه
19:59إنما تقول ذلك، إذا أيضاً فكرة أصحيًا
20:01سألققك
20:02سألقك
20:02تأتي
20:03هي لديه؟
20:05نعم
20:06شكراً لديك
20:07لدينا سألقم للمزيارة؟
20:07نعم، لأستطيع بحصول بلحصول إلى مرة
20:10أحيبك
20:12نعم، لدينا جديد
20:13تعليم لدينا نفس المنزل
20:14المترجم للقناة يجب أن نعود إلى نفس الحديث
20:43تيستخدم كبير التواصل!
20:45تشعر مقابلها!
20:46مات سوف تنمتع شعور Trip!
20:47مقابلين بلسق فم what's in the world!
20:51أمو بيمن المملكة ليس مما سوئة
20:53تتبع الهجارة!
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