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00:01Stop!
00:02I can't believe she's done it, wait, let's watch it again, wait, wait.
00:08What?
00:09Oh, that's so funny.
00:11Did you see the one on the group chat?
00:13The other day.
00:13Oh, stop.
00:15This one, this one, oh my gosh.
00:19This is so funny.
00:21Oh my god, every time she posts it just gets worse.
00:23Actually, it's so funny though.
00:25I'm gonna send it to Sally from Jiu Jitsu.
00:27What?
00:27Sally from Jiu Jitsu?
00:29Yes!
00:30Oh my god, I love her.
00:31She's so good, she's so good.
00:32Really?
00:33No, she was saying about how she missed you so much.
00:35So hard, I love her.
00:36Hi, I'm here for my 12-week scan, 9-15.
00:40Lisa?
00:41That's all right, yeah.
00:42Date of birth?
00:434th March 1990.
00:45And the first line of your address?
00:47At 96 Lawson Court.
00:49Did you want to purchase any photos?
00:54Oh, you can just ask them once you're in there.
00:57Yeah.
01:00Yeah.
01:12I'm sorry.
01:15I'm sorry.
01:18I'm sorry.
01:19I'm sorry.
01:20I'm sorry.
01:43I'm sorry.
01:46I'm sorry.
01:49I'm sorry.
01:52Okay, no problem.
01:53Do you want to get on the bed?
01:55Thanks.
01:57Back spin a little bit.
01:59It's fine.
02:06Can you tell us as soon as you like?
02:09I'll have a look, and then as soon as I can,
02:11I will let you know how things are looking.
02:17Okay.
02:31Would you like to watch the scan?
02:33Yes, please.
02:34Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Thanks.
02:37This will be a bit cold.
02:42How's this pregnancy been?
02:44I've had a bit of cramping, haven't I?
02:46But I'm still feeling quite sick, so...
02:49Well, there's all kinds of things going on down there,
02:51so you're bound to have a bit of cramping.
02:52Let's have a look, shall we?
02:54The monitor's just there, so you can see what I'm looking at.
02:56I'll need to take some measurements,
02:57and it can take me a while to find baby,
02:59but I will let you know what I find as soon as I can.
03:01Okay?
03:03Okay.
03:03Sorry.
03:10Okay.
03:24How's it look?
03:25One moment, please.
03:38We'd like to know if everything's okay.
04:03The dreams are up in arms because
04:08I've got to say they can't compete with you.
04:11Stop the day with a little syllable.
04:17Left unfinished.
04:23When you move, you kiss me.
04:30Now each one bursts like a volcano
04:35Cause there's nowhere else for this love to go.
04:49Oh, bloody hell.
05:01Is it okay?
05:04Oh, it's more than okay.
05:05It's okay.
05:05I'm sorry.
05:45morning love sleep well yes i slept well mom did you sleep well why are you so obsessed with how
05:54i
05:54slept shall i bring your bags down i can bring my own bags down thanks dad i'm driving myself
06:04at the university i think i can bring my bags down
06:48i'm sorry
06:54he's your father there's nothing i can do
07:01right i've got everything you need i've got kit kats i've got donuts i've got orange
07:05fanta i've got lemon fanta i've made cakes
07:10nothing for the cakes well okay
07:20so
07:41Oh
08:01Oh
08:34Let me know if you fancy some cake
08:44Yeah, not too great to be honest
08:51You feel really terrible
08:53No, it's seriously
08:56It's awful
09:02Just a glass of ice, please
09:05A pint
09:08A pint glass of ice?
09:10Me too
09:10Ready?
09:12Yep
09:13And two pint glasses of ice
09:18Have I told you about when I gave birth?
09:20You have?
09:21Yeah
09:21Yeah
09:22The doctors were actually amazed by my placenta
09:27Yeah
09:37Ugh
10:07Ugh
10:12Ham sandwiches?
10:15I'm just trying to think of some meals I know to make
10:17Good one
10:18So what's that?
10:20Ham, butter, bread
10:21Yep
10:22Crisps
10:23Yeah
10:29Okay
10:29Okay
10:30I was literally just around the corner
10:36We've been here 15 minutes
10:38You're hilarious
10:39You're hilarious
10:40Just text me
10:41Well, okay, so you actually want me to get here later because you want me to stop rushing and text
10:45you
10:47I mean, do you want me to be here on time or not?
10:50I'm getting very mixed messages
11:04We're actually, um, we're actually going to go out
11:17So many potholes in the road
11:23The little holes in the road
11:25We call them potholes
11:28Council are supposed to fill them in
11:33But do we really want the council to divert resources away from the hospitals and the educational services to fill
11:39a load of holes in the road?
11:45It's tricky
11:58Careful, please
12:02Just be careful, yeah?
12:09Ah, Jesus
12:10Okay, let's
12:11Come down now, Daniel
12:12That's enough
12:13No
12:13That's enough
12:23Did you ever bite the bottom?
12:28Really?
12:31You've never done it?
12:34Did you bite the bottom?
12:40And then you suck it
12:42You know, like
12:44You know straws, yeah?
12:47It's like a straw
12:50Mm-hmm
12:53You suck it
13:01Let me see
13:06Come in
13:07Come in
13:07Be patient
13:19You're good at that
13:33Did you see my email?
13:36Uh, yep, sorry
13:39You can turn it into a PDF, yeah?
13:42And send it on
13:43Of course, yeah
13:46If you can
13:47Just reply when I email you
13:50Absolutely
13:51Absolutely
13:52Yep
13:52Yep
14:12What's the buzz then?
14:13If you want to speak to me
14:13Come in here
14:22If you want to speak to me, come in here
14:22You can hear you all that?
14:24Have you seen the size of my piles?
14:29I don't hear about your piles.
14:33I don't hear about your piles!
14:39I guess you just like your cloth.
14:41No, a tea towel.
14:47Yeah, so it's a tea towel.
14:50It's made with, like, special salt.
14:53This tea towel?
14:55They call that muslin and charge you three times as much.
14:58It's not a tea towel.
14:59What do you use it for?
15:01Just...
15:04Just, like, wiping my sick and stuff.
15:11Jesus.
15:15Baby's gonna be sick on you.
15:18Yeah.
15:21Sick and dribble.
15:24We'll be mopping like piss and shit.
15:27Oh, no.
15:28Mopping all the...
15:29Lisa?
15:30Yes.
15:50Oh, fingers.
15:52Oh, my God, the fingers, yeah.
15:58It's so busy.
16:00Oh, I think we're in trouble here.
16:03Okay, so, two hands, five fingers on each hand, two feet, ten toes.
16:10Oh, my God, the toes.
16:14They're moving a lot.
16:15Oh, that's good, you know?
16:18It's all what we'd hope to see.
16:20Yeah.
16:22And if you look here, that thing there, that's his willy.
16:33Huh.
16:48Little boy.
16:59What's happened to me?
17:04W-w-w-w-w-w!
17:06W-w-w-w-w-w!
17:40so
18:21I'm not going to be like
18:26I'm not going to be like
18:28you have to be
18:30this you have to be that
18:34I'm going to have to be all the best good stuff
18:35I think sometimes dad's
18:40can be, not my dad
18:42but maybe
18:44dad's dad a little bit
18:47I get in the way you've been
18:48who you are
18:54but this is
19:00what a privilege
19:06little boy
19:13it's the greatest privilege
19:25so you just whisk up the eggs, brown milk, a touch of salt
19:31then you have to get the oil hot
19:33how hot
19:34oh like
19:35hot
19:36can kill it for you
19:39how do you know it's hot enough
19:42it spits
19:45yeah not a lot of people do that
19:46but it's something I figured out quite early on
19:52did you make up this recipe yourself
19:56kind of
20:00now I do feel bad for you guys having to live with Simon
20:04poor mum
20:04I mean what has she got herself into
20:08I bet they row quite a lot don't they
20:10he was crying the other night
20:11oh Simon was
20:13was he
20:15he was crying
20:17oh god I love that
20:18Simon crying
20:21I cry sometimes
20:24no you don't
20:27no we had a great time
20:28okay
20:30I had pancakes
20:32really
20:32wow
20:35yeah it's kind of awkward
20:37but he asked if I could stay for lunch
20:43but I don't want to
20:44no
20:45if Simon's
20:46Simon's at his mum's
20:48don't worry I'll
20:49no
20:50no
20:51night lights in the front pocket
20:52no
20:53it's fine
20:54say
20:54it's nice that he asked you
20:58yeah
21:05damage
21:11bloody hell
21:14that's us I
21:15yeah
21:17I wonder you don't stop moaning
21:20fuck you
21:24oh my god I'm leaking
21:29you're so sexy
21:47you're here for NCC
21:49yeah
22:01I've got a very good birth plan
22:03it is a good one actually
22:04I plan to be hiding in a pub
22:05that's my birth plan
22:06you probably will as well
22:10we've been doing hypnobirthing
22:11haven't we
22:12yeah
22:12I want to go for a lotus birth
22:16because I really think you should
22:18whereas I'm really young
22:23I can see
22:31I'm really interested in vaginal seeding
22:41I've made a playlist
22:43you're going to give birth on all fours aren't you
22:45like an animal
22:47then it's sweets
22:48chocolate
22:49caffeine for you
22:52yeah I'll need my caffeine
23:04no we haven't really
23:06considered it yet have we
23:09it's been
23:10quite hard to think of it as
23:16real
23:21maternity unit
23:24midwife
23:26midwifery unit
23:28what's the difference
23:31god knows
23:35I want there to be doctors
23:36you just put doctors
23:39capital letters
23:42doctors
23:44tons of doctors
23:46all the painkillers
23:47just put
23:47give me a look
23:51who do I want to be with me
23:53during the labour
23:54what that
23:57good idea
23:58yeah
23:58mm-mm
23:59I think your mum will come
24:01I could ask her
24:02I'd love that
24:03she could stand there
24:04being fucking inane
24:06wow
24:07it would be perfect
24:18do you want to be there
24:19if it's forceps
24:21or vacuum
24:24oh
24:25what's like
24:26the baby's guided out
24:29using a cap
24:30fitted to its head
24:31by suction
24:31shut up
24:37oh my god
24:38they're so gross
24:41I don't know
24:44yeah okay
24:45whatever
24:45clear
24:46get
24:57do we want to use
24:59a special
25:01ld or
25:02p
25:03room
25:06is there an option for you to pack those
25:08yeah it actually is
25:12we need to look this up
25:16I think
25:18you really need it for me to spend the
25:21birth reminding you to be positive
25:26it's weird that that's not an option
25:28yeah I'd love that actually
25:30it's just useful
25:31to be reminded
25:39I'm starting to worry this is actually going to happen
25:43huh
25:45that'd be silly
25:45so I'm going to fall apart
25:46if you'll have an affair
25:48I'll end up getting divorced
25:52I've had hundreds
25:57what?
25:57what?
25:58what is
25:58a
26:01PCI
26:02not me
26:05you don't want to know
26:13hi
26:15come in
26:15come in
26:16excellent
26:17thanks
26:17Daniel
26:18your dad's here
26:20sorry I'm just on a zoom
26:21Japanese
26:21don't seem to notice
26:22it's just the weekend
26:23I can't find the bag
26:26coming
26:27could you drop him off a bit later tomorrow
26:29like 5.36
26:30we've got a scat
26:32absolutely
26:33she's been a bit anxious
26:34since the 12 weeks
26:37have you packed your bazooka?
26:39no
26:40have you packed your whisky?
26:42no
26:42your gin
26:42your wine
26:43your beer
26:44no
26:45oh no you've forgotten
26:47have you packed your dog
26:48why
27:04please
27:08report
27:09I'm going to
27:09I'm not going to
27:24Don't do this, mate.
27:25No!
27:29I just cooked that whole meal for you.
27:31No!
27:31You're being unbearable!
28:11I'm going to cook it.
28:28See, you're eating it.
28:33You know it's my job to teach you these things.
28:38What?
28:39Am I supposed to let you grow up thinking it's okay to reject food that your host has cooked for
28:44you?
28:44What kind of father would that make me?
28:51Seriously, what kind of father would that make me?
28:52Okay.
29:17Feel that?
29:29Sometimes they reckon if you eat ice
29:31Oh, wow
29:34Did you feel that?
29:35Yeah
29:40I think, I think his feet must be down there
29:45Which means he's moving
29:49Oh, that big one
29:50Oh, God, yeah
30:08Can you stop that?
30:09Yeah
30:10It's a lot
30:11In it, like, how many people come around so far?
30:16I don't know, I feel like it's an appropriate corner
30:17I don't know, that's why I'm gonna get the rooms, but, yeah
30:24Well, I'll probably come to use in, like, an hour and a half here, yeah
30:38So, stretch seats
30:41Yep
30:44What's this stretch seat?
30:49Okay, so, it's like, it's like it covers all his body?
30:54Yeah
30:55Yeah
30:56Cold days, bedtime
31:05Booty's, socks, what the fuck, booties? Shoes?
31:09Yeah, shoes
31:11He's called them shoes
31:13He's got his big coat
31:14What about his cashmere?
31:16Oh, shut up
31:17What?
31:17He won't wear cashmere
31:18He won't take clothes, he won't take my thermals
31:21Of course, he won't take your bloody thermals
31:24He needs layers
31:25Would you have worn your dad's thermals?
31:32People are like, great, you're pregnant
31:35Oh, God
31:36Now you can forget about it, put all that behind you
31:38Yeah, because it's easy
31:40Shrug it off
31:44We'll be sad when we're icy
31:46And we'll still be thinking about them
31:56This is great
31:57Oh, God
31:59That's already set me up
32:06Is that all the bacon?
32:09No
32:24Yeah, Maya was like
32:26It's going to be amazing
32:29I just kind of nod and leave that smile
32:34I know that smile
32:35Yeah, it's great
32:36You do that to me
32:38Funny when you're being boring
32:42We don't know if he's going to be healthy or whatever when he comes out
32:52What's he going to be like?
32:57What's he going to be like?
33:00Oil
33:02Don't need it
33:04The fat from the bacon
33:05It quits in its own fat
33:07Exactly
33:10Eggs
33:11Right, you've got three options
33:14Fried
33:14Boiled
33:15Scrambled
33:16Poached
33:17That's four
33:25Mum!
33:27Mum!
33:28Lisa!
33:31There's no way of knowing who he's going to be
33:51I guess I'm worried about the birth itself
33:55No, it's fine
33:57I'm going to breathe through the pain
33:59Hmm
34:02Yeah
34:06The pain can be quite extreme though, can't it?
34:11Yes
34:12Which is why I plan to breathe through it
34:18God, it's also terrifying
34:20I'm going to have to hold a hand
34:22I'm going to sleep in a chair
34:24Listen to her screaming
34:26You've got earplugs
34:29If you're so loud
34:33We're not worried at all, are we?
34:35No, no, easy
34:36We like to keep it positive, don't we?
34:40Yeah, we're really positive people
34:42Especially me
34:44Ha ha ha
34:54Yeah
34:54Yeah, it's a good thing
34:55I swear
35:01I swear
35:02I swear
35:02Next time
35:02Yeah, I swear
35:04Don't you remember how we just got to swear?
35:06Don't you remember how we just got to swear?
35:06Don't you remember how we just got to swear?
35:07Oh my God
35:07What are you doing here?
35:09Same as you, I reckon
35:10I don't know
35:12I don't know, for your sake
35:16Oh, careful of the pint
35:18Careful of the pint
35:21Oh, it's been a while
35:23Yeah, no, what's it been like?
35:25A few months?
35:26More than a few
35:27Well, time flies only having fun
35:30Always having fun mate, always having fun
35:35You look good mate
35:37Thanks for noticing
35:38Are you noticing how I look now?
35:42Do I need to be worried?
35:43Oh yeah, you do actually
35:44You need to be very worried
35:46Uh oh
35:49Uh oh's right
35:57Happy birthday mate
35:58You can't do that, do you?
35:59You alright?
35:59You alright?
36:00You gonna get into that
36:00Yeah
36:01You want to sit on?
36:12So how you been?
36:14You following me?
36:16Always following you
36:17Like a bad smell
36:18Yeah, I wonder what it was
36:25How's everything with Amanda?
36:26Oh
36:27And Olive?
36:29Olive?
36:30Yeah
36:31Yeah, yeah, yeah
36:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
36:33All good mate, all good
36:34It's all just
36:36Like, yeah, you know
36:38Photos
36:43Great about your baby
36:47Ah, yeah
36:48Congratulations
36:49Thanks, yeah
36:50Yeah
36:50Is it?
36:51Congratulations or?
36:52Yeah, yeah, yeah
36:53Great
36:57I haven't really been telling anyone
37:00No, that's great mate
37:01Didn't want to tempt fate
37:02No, no
37:02Matt mentioned it
37:04Yeah
37:04What have you done?
37:05All week
37:07I know right
37:09Commiserations
37:10Your life's over
37:13Enjoy it while you can
37:16I like so
37:23Actually
37:25We've been trying for a while
37:26No bad thing
37:29One way to get her to sleep with you
37:30Ha ha ha ha
37:31Ha ha ha ha
37:32Mm-hm
37:34Mhm
37:34Thank you
37:43It's been a difficult time
37:44To be honest
37:46There's
37:47Because we actually
37:49Managed to get pregnant before
37:51Yeah, oh yeah
37:52Uh, can I get four pints
37:54Do you want one?
37:55I'll get him
37:55Oh, I'll get him
37:56No, no, come on, I'll get him
37:57Oh, I'll get him. No, come on, I'll get him.
37:59Oh, I'll get him a rant, a peroni.
38:01I'll get the next one.
38:02Five pints of peroni and a Guinness.
38:05Thanks.
38:07No.
38:13So, you were trying and...
38:16Oh, yeah.
38:17Yeah.
38:20It's been tricky, really.
38:23Bit of a tricky time.
38:26And...
38:27We actually got pregnant three times previously, but...
38:36Um...
38:37Yeah.
38:43Oh, right.
38:44Yeah.
38:48That must have been hard for Lisa.
38:52Yeah.
38:52That must have been really tough.
38:53Yeah, really tough.
38:56But she'll be all right.
38:57Yeah.
38:58Nah, of course.
38:59Yeah, she's a tough one.
39:01Scary woman.
39:05Thanks.
39:09At least it's all over now.
39:11You're going to have a baby.
39:13So...
39:16Yeah.
39:17Well, hopefully.
39:19You can put it all behind you.
39:26I bet you were strong now, were you?
39:28Nothing can knock the big guy.
39:35No, not really.
39:38I try to be, like, positive and stuff.
39:42Be, like, a strong one.
39:44But...
39:45Yeah.
39:47They really work.
39:54I think you do something because it seems like, obviously, the right thing to do.
40:05And even though you've thought about it, and you've thought about it from, like, all the different angles that you
40:14think there is, and it still just turns out to be a fucking catastrophe.
40:32It's fun, isn't it?
40:35Oh, yeah, it's great.
40:37I'll have it.
40:49You're alright, mate.
40:51Yeah.
40:52Okay.
41:15Here you are.
41:17Thanks.
41:17Oh, thanks.
41:20A few more of these.
41:25Always.
41:28Oh, my.
41:42Yeah, he's, he's nearly ready.
41:45Daniel!
41:46My dad!
41:49Come in.
41:50I'm good.
41:51It's cold.
41:52Come in.
41:53I'm good.
41:54Simon's out.
41:56I'm good.
41:58Okay.
41:59What are you even doing up there?
42:05What can we see?
42:08And we see on the bus.
42:17Very peaceful.
42:20How old?
42:22Fourteen months.
42:24Oh, amazing.
42:26I'm on my own, so.
42:29Tell me about it.
42:30I've got two.
42:31Two?
42:33And don't live with them, sadly.
42:35It's not my choice.
42:36Oh, that's really hard.
42:38Yeah, I miss them.
42:40I...
42:44So you're a single dad, then?
42:48If you want to know if I'm single, you can just ask me if I'm single.
42:52Sorry, I didn't mean that.
42:53Nah, I'm kidding.
42:54I don't know.
42:59There, there, there, there.
43:23Okay...
43:52Stephen.
44:01I think I'm having contractions.
44:06I'm having contractions.
44:10Can you stop looking at me?
44:17I'm not looking at you.
44:21Stop looking at me!
44:28I'm fine.
44:30Everyone is always overreacting at everything.
44:37People have been giving birth for thousands of years.
44:41They think it's going to be hard, so they make it hard.
44:46Whereas this is a natural process.
44:50Yeah.
44:53Where are it going to be?
45:00It's ten minutes since the last one.
45:03Are you good?
45:07Yeah.
45:08Now I've got this.
45:09You got the car seat?
45:11I don't remember your breathing.
45:13You don't have to remind me to breathe.
45:27I'm sorry.
45:29Oh.
45:29Oh, hey, hey, hey.
45:32Yeah.
45:36They were every five minutes.
45:38Yeah, 60 seconds every five minutes.
45:40Well, now they've dropped it.
45:42Yeah, because of the car journey now about every eight minutes.
45:45And they are shorter.
45:47They've dropped it.
45:48Forty-five seconds.
45:54What does that mean?
46:08I should have left them in the car.
46:11Oh, yeah.
46:22Hi, sorry.
46:23My wife's having contractions in the corridor.
46:26And I was just wondering, is there any chance we're going to have in the room?
46:30She's Lisa.
46:31One moment, please.
46:56Yeah, she's just stood having contractions in a corridor.
47:00Yeah, she's on the list.
47:01So when a delivery room becomes available, she will be given it.
47:03Yeah, I know.
47:04But she's literally a woman giving birth in a corridor.
47:06Yeah, I can't just magic a delivery room out my arse.
47:10Yeah, I see that.
47:16Well, as I say.
47:18Ah, yeah.
47:19You're great, actually.
47:20Any other standing?
47:28Okay.
47:31So, er...
47:32Quicks?
47:34Banana?
47:37I'm sorry.
47:39Why have a twine?
47:40They haven't a twine ages.
47:42Did you probably have a twine?
47:43Or a flake?
47:45You have to make a bit of a flake.
47:46You have to make a bit of a flake if you're going to have a flake.
47:49Oh...
47:49Oh, my...
47:51Yep, yep, yep.
47:52Yep, yep, yep.
47:53Ohhhh!
48:13I'll get your leaf ring.
48:31I'll get your leaf…
48:41Ohhhh!
48:44Ohhhh!
48:46Ohhhh!
48:47Ohhhh!
48:47Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
49:36I don't know.
50:12I don't know.
50:18When you were small, you made me feel so big.
50:23I'd hold you close to me and sniff your cheeks.
50:28And I loved it.
50:30I loved the smell of you.
50:32When you were small, our mates gave up on us.
50:40We were drinking less so we could feed you and put you to bed.
50:47Though I loved it, I just loved it.
50:52When you were small, and you, you used to sleep on my chest.
51:03A whole person on my chest.
51:09And I could hear you breathe.
51:14Hello.
51:15And you, you used to look at me.
51:23Like there was something special about me.
51:28Which there was.
51:29When you were small, when you were small, but I love you will never remember the things that we did
51:45together.
51:49When you were small, playing superheroes at five in the morning.
52:01Building marble runs at dawn, but you barely noticed me now.
52:14But you, you used to sleep on my chest.
52:21A whole person on my chest.
52:25And I could hear you breathe.
52:33And you, you used to look at me.
52:40Like there was something special about me.
52:44Which there was.
52:47When you were small.
52:52So when you go out with your mates tonight.
52:57And you feel messy after two pints.
53:02I'll be here.
53:05Like I was here.
53:06When you were small.
53:09I don't know.
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