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00:00Oh
00:32All right.
01:02I don't know the right words.
01:06Ought to be a sept in here.
01:14He was a true knight.
01:18He never beat me when I didn't deserve it.
01:21Fuck.
01:23Except that time a maiden fool.
01:28He was the maiden boy who ate the widow woman's pie.
01:32Not me.
01:34I told you.
01:36What, you?
01:44Doesn't matter, eh?
02:02I'd leave her sword, but there would only rust in the ground.
02:12I wish you didn't die, sir.
02:20I'll take good care of the horses.
02:37Eat like a king if I sold you three.
02:42For a year or two.
02:45Then what?
02:51That road ends in outlawry or beggary.
03:03We could go to a city.
03:05We could go to a city.
03:09King's Landing?
03:10Lannisport?
03:25We could go to a city.
03:26We could go to a city.
03:32Stop raping, sir.
03:45It fits my grip as well as it ever fit his.
03:52And there is a tourney at Ashford Meadow.
04:04In the ring.
04:11wyfh
04:11Oh, man.
04:13Oh, man.
04:17Oh, man.
04:19Oh, man.
04:49BIRDS CHIRP
05:17BIRDS CHIRP
05:22BIRDS CHIRP
05:22BIRDS CHIRP
05:27Hello there. Are you the stable boy?
05:34I want the palfrey rubbed down. I know it's for all three. Can you tend to them?
05:40I could. I want it.
05:42None of that. See to the horses. You'll get a copper if you do well and a clout in the
05:46ear if not.
05:51BIRDS CHIRP
05:57Sit what you like.
06:11There's good lamb, roasted with a crust of herbs and some ducks my son shot down. Which shall you have?
06:18Both.
06:18BIRDS CHIRP
06:21You're big enough for it.
06:37BIRDS CHIRP
06:57BIRDS CHIRP
06:58BIRDS CHIRP
07:08Stay the fuck away from me. Yeah.
07:13BIRDS CHIRP
07:14BIRDS CHIRP
07:15BIRDS CHIRP
07:15BIRDS CHIRP
07:38BIRDS CHIRP
07:39I'll see about your food.
07:56Oi!
07:58My lord!
07:59You thief!
08:00I did not mean to offend you.
08:02Take that armor off you, now.
08:04I'll be glad Thunder didn't kick you in that fool head of yours.
08:08He's a war horse, not a boy's pony.
08:10I could ride him as well as you.
08:12Close your insolent mouth.
08:16I'm a knight, I'll have you know.
08:18You don't look to be a knight.
08:21What, all knights look the same, do they?
08:23No, but they don't look like you either.
08:27Your belt's made of rope.
08:29So long as it holds my scabbard it serves.
08:32Are you going to the tourney then?
08:34Do you mean to enter the lists?
08:36Yeah, I suppose I do.
08:38Take me with you, sir.
08:40Please.
08:41And what might your mother say to that?
08:43Not much.
08:44She's dead.
08:46Is the innkeeper not your...
08:50Are you an orphan boy?
08:52Are you?
08:54I was.
08:55Once.
08:57Until my sir took me in.
09:00Taught me arms and riding and...
09:03He taught me everything really.
09:07Best he could.
09:09If you could bring me to Ashford.
09:11I could squire for you sir.
09:13And you could teach me.
09:15Best you can.
09:15No, I've no need for a squire lad.
09:18Every knight needs a squire.
09:20You look like you need one more than most.
09:25And you look like you need a good clout in the ear.
09:28Fill me a sack of oats.
09:30I'm off for Ashford.
09:31Alone.
09:32No.
09:38Look lad.
09:39I promise you.
09:41You're better off not squiring for the likes of me.
09:52For your help.
09:56Sulk all you wish.
09:57I know you'll scoop it up as soon as I'm gone.
10:48You are another one by my side of prevention.
10:56No, you do a little miracle.
12:08What do you want, man?
12:09Got you again.
12:11I, uh, came for the tourney.
12:15An old tourney is a contest for knights.
12:18You a knight?
12:19Oi!
12:25A knight with a name, ma'am's?
12:27Uh, Dunk.
12:31Sir Dunk.
12:33I was squire to Sir Ireland of Pennytree since I was a boy.
12:38He knighted me before he passed with his own sword.
12:45That's his penny there, in the hilt.
12:50Oh, I saw it is for a certainty.
12:53But I've never heard of this island of Pennytree.
12:56You would have squire, you say?
12:57He always meant for me to be a knight one day.
13:01As he was.
13:03Am I to be a knight one day, sir?
13:05As you are.
13:12When he was tying, he called for his longsword and aid me, Neil.
13:17Charged me to be a good knight.
13:20To defend the weak and the innocent.
13:23Served the realm with all my might.
13:25And I swore that I would.
13:32Any knight can make a knight, it's true.
13:35Were there witnesses to your dubbing?
13:38Only a robin in the thorn tree.
13:44This is Ashford's town, lad.
13:47Know what comes to many here who pretend at sacred oaths?
13:51I'm not...
13:52We hang you, naked.
13:54By your hands and your feet.
13:56Lower you down, arsehole first, onto a sharpened point.
13:59And fuck you dry.
14:01Call it the Ashford chair.
14:03So I ask you again.
14:05Were there witnesses to your dubbing besides a fucking songbird?
14:10Well...
14:11See, it was raining.
14:15I'm bullshitting you.
14:20Oh, Ashford chair.
14:23You take a boot to the egg.
14:25This is a reach, not the Riverlands.
14:27Ashford chair.
14:28Think we're finning off some scourge of cottagers scuttling about into internes?
14:35You'd need coin, armour, horses, men, training.
14:41The odds would be good.
14:43Imagine the poor farmer charging down Lionel Baratheon in the lists.
14:46That would be you.
14:47A different sort of entertainment.
14:50Well, I'm no farmer.
14:52Yet you've come dressed as one.
14:56Look, man.
14:59My Lord Ashford fancies himself of great import.
15:02Gods know why.
15:03Well, that means I'm to ward off every landed knight and sellsword vying to challenge.
15:07You understand?
15:08There are princes about.
15:11Oh, of course.
15:21You're late, Master.
15:25You'll be known to the true knights you're assembled.
15:28There was a pavilion.
15:30Flying the banner of House Dondarrion.
15:33Aye, Sir Manfred of that house.
15:34Sir Ireland served his Lord Father in Dorne a few years past.
15:37Sir Manfred will remember us.
15:39By scent alone, no doubt.
15:41If you'll speak to your good honour, bring him here with you before the tourney begins on the morrow.
15:46Leave your escorts behind.
15:48As you say.
15:49Aye.
15:52You are aware that those vanquished in tourney forfeit their arms, armour and horse to the victors and must ransom
15:58them back?
15:59Aye.
16:00And you have coin to pay such ransom?
16:02Oh, gods, no.
16:04I mean, I won't have need of coin.
16:11Seven?
16:12Arrgh!
16:12Seven, fuck!
16:14Arrgh!
16:17Arrgh!
16:20Arrgh!
16:24Arrgh!
16:31Arrgh!
16:32Arrgh!
16:35Mind those two, good girl, Helena.
16:42but pardon sirs i i need speak with sir manfred good he's napping sir waking for a stag oh yeah
16:52i don't i don't have a stag what kind of night don't got a stag it's a hedge night ain't
16:57it
16:57what it's like a night but sadder no i'm not it's got to sleep in the hedges because no lard
17:04will
17:04have it oh that is sad and sir manfred's fucked its wife too no i i i don't have a
17:11wife
17:13because we're used to husbands coming around likes fucking words that one near as much as
17:17he likes fucking us told me he's on a mission to turn the whole world red well we're already red
17:22so we are well um when do you expect sir manfred to wake then it might want to try back
17:33at even
17:33fall even fall goodbye yeah
17:41or
17:48why'd you say that
17:52we're not sad
17:56certainly not rising to the level of a common sad
18:01besides sir ellen always said that a hedge knight was the truest kind of knight
18:08when we win our first tilt love the loser's armor and horse or his gold
18:14won't be sad then
18:22no
18:24said if we did win
18:26look it's not a crime against the king to enjoy a nice heart for a trice
18:32do not muck about with me raymond
18:35you're the good for nothing useless rat
18:48so you've got when that you blew that cunt
18:54that's a long sword you wear
18:58uh yes it is mine by right
19:00that's a lot of thing to say
19:05i'm sir stephan foss away
19:07come try me
19:09as you see me cousin here is not ripe yet
19:11do it sir
19:13i may not be right but my cousin's rotten to the core
19:16knock my seeds out of him
19:17quiet
19:20i thank you but i have matters to attend
19:24what matters of the edge i have no doubt
19:29fuck his eyes here
19:30stupid bastard
19:33shagran
19:40perhaps we should seek quieter accommodations
19:42or
19:53or
19:57or
19:59or
19:59or
20:00or
20:07or
20:11or
20:31or
20:33or
20:35or
20:43or
20:53of
20:55or
20:58or
21:00or
21:00or
21:01the
21:03Makes for restless nights, the poor dear.
21:07Absolutely, it's just...
21:08Well, it is of some urgency that I speak with him,
21:11so I may enter the lists on... tomorrow.
21:14What's this?
21:15It means the joust.
21:18Awful dangerous, that.
21:19Yes, well, erm...
21:22I'm not troubled with the wealth of options, am I?
21:25And if I mean to take service in a castle...
21:27It must put its body at hazard for the pleasure of strangers.
21:30Ain't that agile?
21:31Ah! Shut up!
21:33You're meant to be dead!
21:36Find a safer trade, lad.
21:38You'll be happier for it.
21:40One whore to another.
21:46Must you mock me?
21:48I was only asking for a bit of help.
21:51I'll try some Manfred back in the morning.
21:55Sorry, lad.
21:57Aye.
21:57We don't mean to mock you.
21:59We see plenty of green boys every turning.
22:02All with glory in their minds, but never in their hands.
22:06Well...
22:07Perhaps I will be different.
22:10Be good to your body, Knight.
22:13Last one you like to have.
22:22A brave hero forces on, leaving all he knows behind.
22:28A father and a friend may seem the world unkind.
22:34Fate has set his lonely path through corridors of chance.
22:38A boy from nothing risks it all, ignoring Lux's scars.
22:44Perhaps he's only stupid.
22:47Holding fast his mirror shield.
22:49Great honor his ambition.
22:52Must keep a truth concealed.
22:54For if his humble shape is bared, a foul and fiery demise.
23:00Should the dragon discover none but a man in great disguise.
23:04Let's go.
23:30So please take, go away and join us now.
23:34We have besides.
23:39Half-man! Half-man!
23:43Do I look like a half-man to you?
23:45Aye, half-man, half-giant.
23:48Look, I'm sorry.
23:49I should not have urged you to try my cousin.
23:51You could have broken your hand or a knee if you could.
23:54He likes the batter men in the yard.
23:56You know, in case he needs any lists.
24:00He did not break you.
24:03I'm his blood.
24:04Though he is the senior branch of the apple tree,
24:06which he never ceases to remind me.
24:10Are you and your cousin riding an attorney?
24:12He will.
24:13I would that I could, but I'm only a squire.
24:21Fight well for a squire.
24:23You have the look of a challenger.
24:26Whose shield do you mean to strike?
24:30Makes no difference.
24:32That's what you're supposed to say.
24:38What makes all the difference in the world?
24:44You hungry?
24:46Always.
25:11Lionel Baratheon.
25:13The laughing storm, they call him.
25:16I thought he'd be bigger.
25:184,000 years ago.
25:214,000 years ago.
25:23Where are you going?
25:24Ago.
25:25I can't.
25:25I can't.
25:26I can't.
25:27I can't.
25:29Thought, if anyone would care to listen.
25:354,000 years ago, our ancestors gathered in that big field outside to blood each other with sticks.
25:46Have a little bit of gay fun.
25:48And they say it was this country's first ever joust.
25:52Well, I say.
25:56I say.
26:00Yeah.
26:01What was it going to say?
26:02First time with Jax.
26:05Ah.
26:09Men could not have devised such a joy.
26:15So, who was it?
26:20Huh?
26:22Who was it?
26:34Fuck it.
26:34A hundred goals of the man-beast-o-god who sticks me best.
26:39Now we eat your bags.
26:41So we can die.
26:42Come on.
26:44What was it?
26:51What?
27:00Come on.
27:04Come on.
27:06Come on.
27:07Come on.
27:44You haven't been punched in the face before?
27:49I beg your pardon, Sir Lionel?
27:51Big men get punched more than little men. Did you know that?
27:57No, but I believe it.
28:02Is that why you slouch?
28:04Because you don't get punched.
28:06I don't slouch.
28:08Oh, you've been cowering all evening like a maiden on a wedding night.
28:14I meant no disrespect, Sir Anasdor.
28:18Where I grew up, you learned to go on notice as odd.
28:22The seven above gave you tallness, so be tall.
28:27Or I will name you a heretic and burn you.
28:31Drown you.
28:32Drop me off of them.
28:35Don't pl- I don't know.
28:36What do they do to heretics?
28:38Burn them, my lord.
28:40Fine.
28:42What have you brought me?
28:48Sir, I'm begging your pardon.
28:52I didn't realize...
28:54You wish to curry my favor some.
28:58Yet you come with an empty hand.
29:04Lord Caffrey, a smug cunt in red.
29:08He is scarce to pay his rents.
29:11His people starve each winter.
29:13Yet even he shinied up this...
29:17...bauble from his family's cellars.
29:19For he understands that all men, in their way, wish only for your help.
29:24Or your head.
29:28You've come for my head, then.
29:32What?
29:32What?
29:33No.
29:34No.
29:36Then why the fuck are you in my tent?
29:44So- it's all supper?
30:01I think she makes sense.
30:04Sobber.
30:05What is your name, man?
30:08Don.
30:09Sir Donk.
30:10That's ridiculous.
30:16Do you like dancing?
30:18Doesn't everyone?
30:46Do you like dancing?
30:54No.
30:57Yeah.
32:32I agonise a lot.
32:35Sometimes I think I agonise too much and I just end up agonising over that.
32:40Yes.
32:44I'm quick and strong, sure.
32:46Sure.
32:48But so are you.
32:49Sure.
32:50Plus, you've trained Sauron and Lance with the finest masters at arms in the realm.
32:55I mean, what chance do I have, truly?
33:01Well, you have no chance.
33:09But it's a great honour to test oneself against a worthy foe.
33:16No disrespect, sir.
33:18No.
33:19It's easy for you to say it.
33:21You have a name, an inheritance, one last, and I won't be able to ransom back my own horse.
33:28No, no.
33:34No.
33:36No.
33:36I don't hate the door.
33:38Why?
33:43So what should I do?
33:49I don't know.
33:53I'm really quite drunk.
34:03Okay.
34:05Thanks.
34:10Sorry.
34:33I'm Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
34:36He served your lord father to hunt the vulture king in the Red Mountains.
34:41I was only a boy.
34:42I thought you said you were a Dornishman.
34:45No, he said he's hung like a Dornishman.
34:47No, I said I've hung Dornishman.
34:52Perhaps we would speak on the morn.
34:54I know your Penny Knight not, nor you, brother.
34:58Be gone.
35:02But Sir Ireland took a wound in your father's service.
35:05How could you have forgotten him?
35:10The Lord father took 800 swords into those mountains.
35:13We've forgotten men who reaped much more than a wound.
35:17Please, Sir.
35:19I will not be allowed to challenge unless a knight or a lord will vouch for me.
35:23And what does that to mean?
35:46And what does that to mean?
35:50You!
35:53What are you doing?
35:58Caughting a fish.
35:59Do you want some?
36:01No!
36:02I mean...
36:03How did you get here?
36:04Did you steal a horse?
36:05I rode in the back of a lamb cart.
36:09Lamb cart.
36:11Well, you're best fighting another one.
36:13You can't make me go.
36:14I'd had enough of that in.
36:15Now, listen.
36:17I'll have no more insolence from you, boy.
36:19I should throw you over my horse and take you home.
36:22You need to ride all race King's Landing.
36:24You'll miss the charny.
36:26King's Landing?
36:27Are you from Flea Bottom?
36:29No.
36:31Aye.
36:40What are those doing there?
36:42I wash them.
36:43I make the fire, caught the fish, hand groom the horses.
36:46I would have raised your pavilion, but I couldn't find one.
36:50There's my pavilion.
36:52That's a tree?
36:52Yes, and it's all the pavilion a true knight needs.
36:56I'd sooner sleep under the stars than in some smoky tent.
37:01What if it rains?
37:03The tree will shelter me.
37:05Trees leak?
37:05Trees leak.
37:08So they do.
37:10What's your name?
37:12Dunk.
37:14Sir Dunk.
37:15There's no name for a knight.
37:17Is it short for Duncan?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Yes.
37:22Sir Duncan of...
37:29Sir Duncan the Tall
37:31Never heard of him
37:33Does he know every night in the Seven Kingdoms then?
37:35The good ones
37:36Have you got a name, thief?
37:41Egg
37:42Egg
37:44Well, Egg
37:46By rights, I should beat you bloody
37:48Send you on your way
37:51But you look as though you don't eat much
37:55And if you'll swear to do as you're told
37:59I'll let you serve me for the tourney
38:04After that, well
38:07We'll see
38:11I don't have much, but
38:13If you prove worth your keep
38:16You'll have clothes on your back and food in your belly
38:20The clothes might be rough spun and food
38:22Salted beef and salt fish
38:24But you won't go hungry
38:27I promise not to beat you
38:30Except when you deserve it
38:33Yes, my lord
38:36Sir
38:39I'm only a hedge knight
38:53Falling star brings luck to those who see it
38:58Go to sleep, boy
39:00All the other knights are in their pavilions by now
39:03Staring up at the silk instead of sky
39:07Do you want a clout in the ear?
39:21So the luck is ours alone
39:24This man is all
39:24Theķ„ iron
39:24This man is to Mr. Jordan
39:25But he can't be disabled
39:25O
39:25Is that certain
39:36From
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